The Best Of 2025 Part 2

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Buckle up.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I thought be fat is what I thought? Well, who
doesn't like befat vegetarian? Vegetarian? I forget dude, I forget
about that, right, Yeah, you do, I really do. I
forget about them all the time.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Don't go hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Go to me. That's why I didn't realize. Sebastian Man
of skalco is on the podcast. Thanks thanks for joining
me to Sebastia.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hey, Sebasti, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Wow, Blake's a huge fan.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Hey. Look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go
to me.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
No, we heard that joke. We did that.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Wait, just repeat the same Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Hey, you'd be surprised.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Actually, I'm not facing it anything now. I'm just trying
to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him.
Uh what else? Uh, diary, they got a double cheeseburger.
They got a triple cheeseburger. If you want a quadruple cheeseburger.
Don't go to mc You're winning me over, dude, go
to McDonald's. That's the best, the hook, that's the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I understand why he's one of the biggest comics in
the world. After after that, dude, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Boyd you want pepsi products, don't go to McDonald to McDonald.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Right, really good, really good, guys, we're bow Blake's. Blake's
child almost uh ruined my life by stealing the keys
to my boat and throwing them overboard. Well, we should
never leave.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You don't have a little floaty on your keychen He.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Does on one, but he doesn't on the other. I don't.
I do have one and the other broke.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Those are like the coolest thing.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, no, it broke off.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It broke off. Okay, you don't go if you don't
have a floaty on your key chain, don't go in
the water.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You need to replace that.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
You can't have a key just sitting there with no
no floating on it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're asking for trouble.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, look at Blake defending his child. I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I have to. I know, I know, but normally I
don't have three year olds on my boat. Unattended, unattended,
like you allowed your child to do. Oh, come on,
we were Me and Isaac were there. We were just yeah,
just not watching the children. I'm the kidding, I'm kidding.
I don't know how it happened.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
She just approached me with two keys in her hand,
and I'm like, you gotta put those backs.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get
them because it's kind of high up and to get
them off it was. I'm pretty impressed she knows.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
What she's doing, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
So I'm like, put them back, and then she put
one back and then I heard it go like and
then of course it fell in the most like random
little slit in the boat. We thought we had to
like lift the seats, but there's a whole art deal.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We got they got it. They got it, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of all the random slits on the boat, this
was the most random. Dude. You never know.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Boats have so many slits, it's crazy. Have you noticed
how many slits are on your boat?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Too many splits. I never counted the amount of slits
on my boat. Okay, well you should, but I do
know that there are many slits.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, what do you even do crazy how many slits
are on the boat?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm not. I don't not count the amount of slits
on your boat. Go to me, Donald, honestly, honestly, dude,
this is stops. People are no longer going. Oh I
remember how that was kind of taking taking over for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Can I tell you something? Yeah, haven't we did we
cover this?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, it was you. It was you talking to me
off pod.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Believe it's off pod.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh and then I bring it up believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Ye, this works good. It's all my seven year old does.
He walks around the house. He walks around the house
going and yeah. My wife does just look at each
other like what is going on? He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, there's no way he knows at that at that age.
I mean I don't. Yeah, his hands aren't in his pocket.
He might hurt something.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Clo has no idea. But he does it constantly. And Blake,
you were saying it made its way through your household.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yes, it travels. It's a it is a thing amongst
the youngsters. The wait, so your eleven year old daughter
is doing it? Oh, you might have a sit down. No,
it's not. It's not as graphic as you think.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
But it is sid. It is disturbing to hear adam
a child's child's mouth.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Dude. When my mom came to visit and he ripped
a couple in front of.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Her, yeah, she looked at me like it's like that,
and I was like, yeah, it's more like that.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's like oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Which is even worse.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's not like, uh, but it's not like that's way worse.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's way worse for my kid. It's all the above.
It's it's hard. And then he goes and it's like
full body. It's not just noise as he walks past.
It's a full body situation.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
So what's so funny about this is I mean, Blake,
your daughter is at the age where in two years
she will for sure know what that means. Very they're
not sex at it right now. She's so she does know,
and she does it in front of you. That's that's
lunatic behavior. That's why I'm saying it's not her going.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's it's like, oh yeah, it's just it's what fucking
kids do.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
They all do it, bro Yeah, Okay, and here I
thought it was dead.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Kids are so universally programmed now it's crazy like everything's yeah,
everything is Ohio everything. No, it's just like we weren't
all on the same brain brain wavelength as kids, but we.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Kind of were for whatever reason. Dude, you region little
boy in outside of Chicago, little boy in Omaha, little
boy uh not even anywhere near Oakland, even though he
claims it. Uh No heard the same story about Marilynd

(06:48):
Manson removing a rib and sucking his own dick. We're
all in the same wavelength, that is.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, that's true, little point for it.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
But as far as like I called you just slang
and things that are people throwing around like you guys
weren't saying cats. That's something that I grew up saying
cats constantly.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Cats cats, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Fucking beat it out of me.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, you're damn Now.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I say dudes way too much.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm always I'm always dropping dudes, a casual dude.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
But like never said hella, I know that's a Bay thing.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well yeah, now it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And what was the Omaha thing you brought to the table.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
We have no slang. We have no slang.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
There's gotta be something I'm still gonna.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Said that we say pop. You know that's just a
Midwestern thing.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Like when you're talking about when you shoot somebody, right.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, pop that pheasant.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah we said on my block, we said wetted, but
like round the same.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Suburban, very wetted. I wedded that face.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Do you see me wet that pheasant?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah? It feels good, doesn't That's that's insane.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Skibbity toilet is real.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Skibbity toilet. I'm kinda I kind of thought that that
had died. No, it's happening in resurgence.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's happening in children.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It is it the thing that it like once the
adults are sort of you know, because the Internet, things
will come and go so quickly, but then they'll just
get stuck in kid in kiddom and then they'll they'll
keep it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Up for disturbing.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Like that's the other thing is like now coming from
the point of view of like a parent, is like
seeing how long some of this ship has shelf life for.
It's like I could have swore, Ohio was was done.
It's still thriving.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Covered this a little bit about like words lasting longer
than you thought they would, Like, I can't believe dope
is still around.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
What is Ohio.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Go ahead, Blake, I don't even know how to explain Ohio.
I even like wormed the internet to try to find out.
But like kids think it's like summed the interval.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I know this dude's dropping words. We don't know about
words the internet. Dude.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
They think it's like some kind of.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
The cold place or something, or it's like haunted. There's
just a whole I remember there being a little B
song about Ohio.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
So in context, how do you how do you use
how do you use it? I don't it just it
just can go in front of anything.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like they just say it. They just say it. It's
just a thing. You just say say it, bro, Ohio
skippity toilet.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So they just say like, uh, dude, my my dad's
house is so Ohio or Ohio skippity toilet. Okay, hey
when you string it all together, I kind of like
the brain rod.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
He's not even lying. It could be like yo, let's
go run to Starbucks and get some coffee and someone
will be like, oh hios, give me to toilet and
you're like Sigma information cool, Sigma.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, it's it's just words that it's I think it's
like their language and they know that old fuckers like
us don't understand it, so it's fun to throw around.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's why they that's why they like it so much. Yeah,
it just because it fucking pisses us off. It's like,
I get it. The other one we've talked about before
is giving.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Dude. I was around my giddy and friend. Yeah, and
they were throwing giving around so casually and so just
like without missing a step.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I'm so excited to tell my fully grown, thirty two
year old wife that so she can stop doing it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, they're fourteen, so come on, yeah, yeah, come to
just embrace it.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You don't want to be like the fourteen year old
giving an old geezer. Bro, Sure she embrace it. We
can move on from ship like that. I guess, uh, Isaac,
what's on the list? What's next on the list?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sorry? I jumped the list with tet.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Isaac has scripted our first episode. We're on script today.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
So he called me so excited. He called me about
something else, But then he was he was like, dude,
today on the podcast, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna like
write things down and put it in the chat of
things that you guys can talk about and I'm like,
I think we've done like four hundred episodes. I don't
know if you have to, but yeah, okay, yeah, I
feel like you're doing anything. Getting Radical He's like, yeah,

(11:26):
I'm gonna chime in with like a bunch of stuff,
like I have a whole list. That way, you guys
can just look at it. You could talk about it
if you want to. You don't have to. And I'm like,
obviously we don't have to. And then he only wrote
the Oscars. That's the only thing on the list, dude.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Twenty minutes ago Getting Radical, he had a whole fucking list.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
He had a whole list, dude, and we appreciate it.
And then he just writes the Oscars. And by the way,
we don't give a shit about the Oscars. Are we
gonna go in deep on the Oscars?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And this episode comes out after everyone's talked about the
way the Oscars Oscars?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Dude, Oscar Oscar, who gives a shit? I didn't watch
him this year. I feel bad about that.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, I was at your fucking dinner.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, well, thank you for showing up. I appreciate that.
Adam's gonna crash it tonight, but I.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Was not crashing.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I cleared it with I cleared it with your significant other.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
The streets the streets were quiet last night. There was
nobody in LA. They must have been at the Oscar parties,
not where I was, because the streets were quiet.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, you were on the east side and everyone who
matters in this town was in West Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Sorry, well, it didn't feel It didn't feel great to
not be invited to any Oscar parties, I will tell
you that much.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh you weren't what that sucks for you? Were you? Yeah? Dude?
What the hell? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Which ones?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, that's where he was. He wasn't at the party.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Uh, the Elton John after party and the viewing party.
You got invited to the Elton John party, you're dude?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, man, and you went so pissed.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Please tell me you went. I did not go. Why
wouldn't you go to Elton John's party. I was at
home in Orange County. I can't I could be up here.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, oh, not even for Elton John. Make the fucking trip,
Not even for Elton John, dude, Sir, Elton. I ran
into I saw Elton John at a Hamburger Hamlet one time.
I was a good spotting.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, he used to just hang out there because he
lived in that apartment building across the street.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
That's right, that's right. Oh okay. I like this.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
You guys are real Hollywood insiders, Hollywood that I can't
believe he didn't go to Elton john party. I would
do everything to go there.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You would go down on someone, I would.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I would go down. If you're at Elton John's party
and ship starts to really turn up and the five
hour energies they're pooring.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well, I've been before, and I don't think anything, Adam.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Let him finish this thought. Let him finish this thought, Adam.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
If Sir Elton John says there's a way that I
can make you a night tonight, and all you have
to do is fucking.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
He takes his dick and goes like this on your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
He puts the dick on each side and then right
down in the middle.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I would do I would let him do that to
me if it was filmed and like we could show
it on the pod, even if it didn't make me
a night. I would love for him to go like
this with his dick on my shoulders and then go,
you've been knighted.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
You would love that, You would love that absolutely.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
There's a rock legend and he's knighting you with his cock. Dude,
fucking unreal. You're feeling the love tonight, Babo, not.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Like alone at his house with no cameras on, but
like for the bit.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
No, there's a circle of dudes around you. Yeah okay,
And what are the circle of dudes doing in this?
They're just streaking, they got their dicks out to or they're.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They're in and around you.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Just know they're just watching them with their hands in
their pocket. Yeah okay, Well they're chanting night.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Him, hands are in their pockets and they're in and
around you. What say, no, hands in the pocket? Hands
in the pocket? Chance, I've never seen. We've got to
do this bit between the hands in pocket chance and
the dick nighting n Yeah, you know someone's gonna steal it.
SNL is gonna do it's going to do it.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Please don't destroy boys. You're going to have this bit
next week.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I'm telling you should have gone to that party, Dude,
you missed out. It could have been really fun.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, I blew.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I blew it. Wait, so you were six months old
to too?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, six months to to My dad was driving for
free to le chips. What alleg Where were you before Waterloo, Iowa?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Where were you after Iowa?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Okay, they always come back, don't they. I'll eventually get back. Yeah,
you never lived.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
There's Waterloo sunsets, I tell you.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And then but my parents said that they had to
move because I came out inta we gotta go rckyard
and said that it looks like it's fixed and the rain. Oh,
and they were like, we can't. We can't have this accent.
This is that it's important blood. I mean, yeah, I

(16:20):
think I was. I was a little bit of a
dunce too. And I also odeed on on what what
were the painkillers that everyone used to Oh? Yes, yes,
this was the lues. This is a classic story. Ludes.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
You told it live that qaludes kludes. Yeah, your mom
saw an angel.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I tell that live in Oklahoma because that would have
been a great place to tell it. You did you
did good? Okay, good, don't remember, don't remember, Adam.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I love these this this string of events that happened
to you that what where else could you be but
where you are now having dune ludes, gotten hit by
a ment truck ard and what else. I think that's
kind of yeah, that's kind of it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I fell out of a tree once, but that's not
as cool. I fell out of a tree and broke
my arm, but uh, that's not as cool as.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, now you're just talking about stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Just doing ludes and ship Yeah, now that that's just
the thing that happens to kids. But like getting hit
by c N trucks and odean on ludes.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Dude, that's the way.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's a young go hard saved by an angel. Right, Yeah,
that's what my mom says. Yeah, well, I'll quickly retell
the story. It's been a while. Yeah, okay, come.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
On, pay I mean your MoMA. It sounds like your
mom was on the loot.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't have to you guys tell me. Should I
tell the story or should I not tell the story?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Okay, we're taking wind it up. We're taking one and
it's been a while. Go ahead, man, wind it up.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Okay, all right. So my mom's friend and neighbor, she
was having problems with her boyfriend. Okay, well, act in
interested both, just like sipping on something you're like in
your nose, you're off in the corner.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Are you gonna what do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I don't need to I don't need to tell the story,
but you're not telling it for us. Okay, okay, fine,
if you guys want a quick bathroom break, fine I'll
quickly tell the story here.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
So, okay, I'm facetiming you from the bathroom or assume killing.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Me, dude. This is so I was and that my
mom was having her friend, was having problems with her boyfriend,
and so she took us over to their apartment. We
lived in an apartment complex, sat me down on the couch,
was talking to the mom, the other woman in the
living or in the kitchen. My mom looks over at
me and I have that little naughty little boy face on,

(18:46):
you know, they're like ooh, doing something naughty. And she goes,
what you what you got there? And I came over
and there was like a baggie full of ludes, uh,
and but there was only like a few left, like,
and my mom goes, how many we're in here? And
she was like, I think that was full of like

(19:06):
like a full like inch thick all around the bottom.
And so I had eaten like a solid, like ten ludes,
like it was like death. And then out of nowhere,
a man with a white cowboy hat rings the doorbell.
Obviously there to buy quailudes and.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
This apartment is on another level, go ahead, popping.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Dude, and uh so my mom was like, quick, you
have to take my son to the hospital. And this
guy's like, uh, I guess so, little missy, you know,
and then took us the wrong direction from the hospital
and took us to a pharmacy. When in bought epicac
came out. I peeped all over his truck we got.

(19:50):
When we got to the hospital, the doctor was like,
he would have died if we would have drove straight
to the hospital and needed to get this out of
his system.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Just another example of Adam de Vine cheating death.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
This man saved his life and then he was nowhere
to be found. Wow.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, if I was for sure on drugs, saved some
kids life. I'm on the I'm on the lamb for
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well he was nice enough to save
the kid's life. I feel like a lot of people
would have been like, no, peace, this is too much
for me. And Mike royload brain.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, you gotta stand to show up.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
You gotta show stand for something for the kids, for something, right,
you're into kids for sure? What saving kids? What saving kids? Okay, yes, yeah,
so that's that's the story.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Uh, that's a good one. Yeah, that was a My
mom's still as convinced that that it was a an angel,
that was. And my dad's like, for sure he's there
to uh for sure, he's there to buy trucks.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Honey. That was a drug den that it's important widely known.
That's why we moved there. I was driving Fredo's.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh. I don't know if Blake knows this. And Durs
actually had seen this couch. It's the couch that I
lived on for many years and moved out to California with,
and then it made its way, uh all the way
to Hamlin, or not to Hamlin. It made its way
to Packard Street.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wow, dude, that we should have checked it in between them.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Wow, this dude's just casually saying soundboards.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Wow, dude. And the reason we got that couch was
because he felt so bad that that woman felt so
bad that I almost died on the couch. She gave
us the couch. How funny would it be if we
found like, way way more drugs in the couch.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
That's what I'm thinking. Did we check the cushions. There
might have been a stash. Maybe she was trying to
hook you up.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I would have been so sick.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Because I keep saying wind it up.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I keep saying peace up atown.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
What's the one she says where she's like, uh, like,
he's got a wiener and then she's.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
She's got a n and then she goes, no, it's
not that wain tet win. I keep saying that it's
unrealwater teotist a chicken, It's unreal.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
She'll also say like something like, uh my mom has herpie.
It's just like, uh my father has murdered President Joe Biden.
He's buried in the backyard. I don't know. I just
will say ship like that.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
And you're like, oh yeah, I'm like, is that a tick?
What's happening? That's pretty complex? Tick? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, huh.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like I feel like
there's been a murder. She wrote episode where like the
parrot is the one that tells you that they murdered
somebody where. It's like, hew, harold'sting me right. That's kind
of a good little twist on it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Classic.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I watch a lot of murders, she wrote, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I watch a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Is that a good twist?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is that a classic? Yeah? If that's a classic, I
don't I don't remember watching a lot of murders, she wrote,
But you gotta tap in.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I just watched an episode recently lands Bear. She just
kind of like walks around like, oh, I guess what? No, no,
and then like what and then she moves into another
room when she goes, you guys just see this. We
didn't see that, and then she's should have seen it.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
It's great case of the show is crazy and because
she's not gonna like run.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
So the show is kind of bad, but like no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
It's very entertaining. She used to win Emmys like every
year for that show.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yes, yeah, but they used to be a little willy
nilly with those emmys, right, what you mean, Oh they're
more willy nilly now?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, Well what are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
You had to earn this ship. That's how good she is.
She doesn't have to ever. She never runs, she never jumps,
she never bends down. It's just like, yeah, she just shoots,
looks and is like, come on, she looks, she sits down,
she types, and she talks.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
But I thought the way you guys were just explaining
murder she wrote, is like she's like, oh, you didn't
see that clue, Well you should have seen that clue.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
And then she was but she did it better than
anybody on television. Adam.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, she hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. She's because
of how slow she talks, because she's an older You
just have to watch it.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
You're right, by the way, when she was young, she
was a fucking babe.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Just bring up.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is that crazy? Like when you when you grow up
watching old people and you don't realize they had a
whole career as a different thing before, Like I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Come yeah, so you're just you're just saying that the
thing with my brain is that it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Is that it's yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay,
yeah enough, I.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, that's not very kind, But no, you're smart guys
in some aspects.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
And I can tell you don't mean this is the
most unsincere sincere you've ever been.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
When it's insincere, it'sious.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
That I would say that we're in the same boat.
I was about to add that we're in the same boat.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on
me and then say I also, you're so dumb. Just
I don't suck. I fucking rock dude. But uh, but
so dumb dude, and so are you and so's drors
just in a different way.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Is there something you do know about? What, Adam? Is
there something you know about that would like shock anyone? Yeah? No,
like the Civil War or some shit.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
No, the Silver War?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
You know about Nam?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
You know about now? You don't know about nam bro, Absolutely,
I don't know about that. You're right, if anyone knew
anything about it, that would be more than what I
know about it.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I will say, you know what, I like you admitting
that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm
much more a fan of people who can admit they're
dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. I don't like people
who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I feel like Blake's talking about smart people though, Well
you're you're dumb too, though, right, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Who's the smartest person you know personally? Well, they're not
in our friend group for sure, like.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
And and and what is smart? Like knowing things or
being like very capable people?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Exactly? Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent.
I'm very in touch, I can very intune.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I mean, that's what dumb people say.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah that's what No, that's what bit you said. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Like if you don't know anything, you're like, but I
know emotions because you're crying every day, you know, crying.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I do no emotions because I'm crying because I don't
understand things. That's worth a lot.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
You just wait, because when the ship hits the fan,
you're gonna you're gonna need people like.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Me emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I
don't understand things, and it really frightens and scares me.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
See us, that is not what emotional intelligence means. It
doesn't mean sensitivity and crying.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Well that this is what you know what, and horoscopes.
I bet also in crystals. It has so things to
do with crystals.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yes, okay, crystal burder as well, go ahead, Hell yeah,
you know, it's just being able to identify when people
are going through shit, being you know, being kind to
them and really not just like laying in on them
when they're very vulnerable and need a friend.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, I'm breaking your guys brains. Yes, yes, let's package
it in the bitch.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people
are like going through something. Yeah, okay, I'll take your
word for it.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, sure, doubt it.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Huh oh yeah the bitch.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Well, okay, so you don't have anybody in your life
who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think
you excellent, that you're really smart about.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Maybe we aren't just really dumb people. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
it's established.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
We've logged hours to prove it.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Well, come on, come on the cruise and be with us. Yeah,
that's we're fun. I'll say that you're showing off your legs,
that's what.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
So you try to take you try to distract from
your lower half Adam, is everything is above the.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
If you have a belt, you're showing off your legs.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yes, that's that's taking a shine to the lower lower me.
I'm trying to hide the lower half. Okay, I didn't
realize that a belt it does.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It's breaking you off into two, into two segments.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm gonna break you off.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
It's breaking you off off two segments. I don't want
anyone to realize.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
It is.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You're way off right. It's like a matt. You can't
see your dick at all.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's breaking you off into two sections. I want one
flowing section so no one can tell that my lower
half is the exact same length as my torso and
I'm very very awkwardly shaped. It's science.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Okay, you're isn't that?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Good torso and your No, I.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Think you want to be the exact same length. No,
you would want your legs to be a little longer.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
My torso's too long.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Okay, Wow, look at my guys. Just I didn't realize.
And you don't wear belts, you can easily you can
like touch your elbows to the ground. Then, because your
torso so long, your legs are tired. What in the
Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I'm saying. I'm saying that my torso and my legs
are the exact same length. Oh my god, so I
can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really
has nothing to do with how flexible I am. It's
the fact that my torso is the same length as
my legs. Okay, and leaving and Dura says his torso's

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longer than his legs, which I do not believe. He's
bending over right now.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
And you can touch your elbows to the ground.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, no, no, no, I thought you could because you said
your torso feel freezing. I got I gotta take a look.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Can anybody anyone touched their elbows?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I could. I could when I was in your elbows. Yeah,
that's incredible. When I was like in eighth grade, the
l part of your bow, yeah yeah, yeah, this part,
that's crazy. And now I can just pulment, but uh.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's legit. I feel like people can't even touch the
floor with their fingertips.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well, and that's what I'm saying, I'm I'm awkwardly shaped.
I have. It's just it's too it's too like.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But I don't think that's what that's what makes your
shape awkward. Just so, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
And Adam is, yeah, you just grabbed your toes like
it was not He just put his own cock in
his mouth.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Dick real quick, dude, if you're on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You have no idea how many times I've tried. I
think I do write it into Workaholics, so, uh, I
don't know if it's more than ten, but it's it's
more than I think I could. I think I would
say three to five times I can do it. That
was hard for you, though, that was very hard. I
think I tore a ligament.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Right, it's like two times before puberty and then three
or four times after.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Would you say sorry?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own
dick is like two times before puberty and then like
three or four seven were like I got a little lengthier.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Right, Yeah, you got to try.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
The longer your cockits, the more you're gonna give it
a shot.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Birthdays, I like to try one more time.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I feel like if I if I had and I
mean maybe not now because my body has broken. But
I bet if I had an extra inch, If I
had an extra inch, I could I could suck. I
could suck my own cock sixty one more inch, I
do believe at least kind of nibbled.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
If I had one more inch. That's what I'd be
doing too.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I wish I had one more inch. Soh yeah, you
want to just be hitting it.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
You know, it's funny when guys are like, I would never, dude,
I would not do that. I'm like, it's very sha.
You don't have to giz in your own mouth obviously,
but but you know you would, you would, you would?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I mean I got that.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, it's slurped down a couple. Feel freeze, you're feeling free.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Fucking nibble your tip man on because like, what.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Is it even comfortable to do? Like? Do you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
You work towards it and not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
You know, it's Blake smoking like a like he's got
a fucking experience.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
You work towards it's okay. Not everything that feels good
is comfortable, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Sometimes it's it's strenuous activity you feel standing, Yeah, exactly,
everybody's coming.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
All right. These the hard hitting cues that we we
answer here on. This is important.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It's important. We should get my dad in here to
do another uh the SoundBite. We need some more drops.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here,
and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us? No?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
No, No, you're questioning the entire thinkity of the pod.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Come on, man, you guys, I think I'm off the pod. No,
I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's a
lot of like effort to like detach yourself from what's happening.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
You know, you need another No, not.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Exactly, Adam sitting back, like, I think I figured out exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Wait, sorry, can I understand what you're saying? Because you're
like your nose when you're cranking down, when you're jerking off,
you're you're do you think you can easily think about
what's happened, like take yourself somewhere else or like watch
Porno or or whatever you could you can go with
this bank bank and you can be like, okay, this

(34:04):
memory or whatever I think it would be harder to
think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on
the cop.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Sluggish bone, sluggish shruggish bone.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
And Adam as I said it, and now I'm like yeah,
but then like you find like.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
A move and you go works, yeah, man, I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
And then and then you go yeah, like like a
BJ move, SoJ move something that like I'm getting that.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Now now that you now that we're getting in getting
gritty about this and oh, blake, can you twist your tongue? Alright?
See and that to me makes me, that makes me
not so if you will get walked in on me
like bent over dinner.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Training, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Kind it looks like, yeah, it's like when a dog
kind of sucked its own dick.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
All right.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
That was a Tiba was telling me that you hid
the uh the power chord to your speaker because you
get drunk and you play music super loudly and the
neighbors complain. And he told me this like a week ago.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yes, I have a huge JBL party box that I
love to play at a very unreasonable volume. And when
I do have one of my nights, I tend to
go back and crank it the volume on the box,
unplugged it, and I hit the chord.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I unplugged it and I hid the chord. But so
you hit the chord from yourself and thinking like, my
drunk self won't be able to find this.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
No, no, no no, it's not hiding it. It's like I'm
not gonna like through the stock through it. It's like, yeah,
there's many times when my brain could go like this
is stupid. But it was Oscar night, it was my
birthday and your birth I but here's my saving grace.
I was cranking freaking Steely Dan. So it wasn't like

(36:12):
it wasn't like a total throwdown. It's just like people
are like, why is Steely Dan coming through my window
at three am?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
What's a Steely Dan song?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Like freaking peg thank you? You're playing freaking peg hey nineteen.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
So so you're in the back house cranking down tag.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Basically play the the Steely Dan song that you were
playing at right now, Like, let's hear what was blasting
through your neighbor's windows at three am.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I only know the one that goes.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Boom, okay, that's Sam. That Sam was like, come on, man,
what are you doing? Turn it down? And you were like,
ready my birthday? I want to let's say, so is the.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's such a dad. Hey, I take it back. You
gotta blast this one.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Come on, bro, it's Oscar night. Tell me three am?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Nor do we care about? If you really listen, you
can hear Chevy Chase on the drums.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
It's three am. I'm cranking it. There you go, I'm
cranking it bro. Sorry, neighbors, It's Oscar night.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Did I tell you guys, I've discovered a new way
to blow your nose. This is what I've been doing.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
And I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You know when you blow your nose like really hard
and it like your drums kind of pop. Right.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, it's the best. I love that.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
So here's the new the new method. And maybe I've
said this before, it's important because I discovered it last
time I was sick. You plug your ears with your
fingers and then you plug one of your nostrils with
your phone.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Oh my god, this is and then you just blow.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
And dude, boogers from the behind your brain come out. Really,
it's science, Like you gotta be over in the shower
or over a sink and you just kind of like
let it rip. Dude. It's like you feel it come
from like way up in your brains. Blake.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby?
I would love for you to try it for us.
I have a full cup.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, could you show an example of it, because it's
it's actually pretty interesting that you brought this up.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
At first, I was like, oh God, here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And by the way, at forty three years old, I'm
still discovering my body, your lifelong learning.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I feel like Isaac and you, Well, he hasn't discovered
mine all the way yet, but if I wanted him to,
he would be discovering it as soon as we wrap
up here.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
He I could have him at my door.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's just interesting your guys opinion. If someone is a
delivery person and then take some of the food scumbag
or just.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Person, what kind of food is, it doesn't matter not
their total scump back, total scummy.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that. I think if
someone's paid for the food, that they should have all
all of their food. Yeah, that's totally fucked up.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
That actually breaks code and as a delivery driver that
is extremely frowned upon and against.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I'm glad you guys stand for something.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Thank you. Yeah, Dursey, I feel is leaning the other way.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Death penalty no, no, no, death penalty death some of the
food death penalty absolutely not. Death by unga bunga take.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
It like steel fries, I think would be the number
one thing, right, Okay, I might have done that.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh wait, wait, death by bunga.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Well, I mean I'm saying like if like if it
like fell out of the container, if it like shook loose,
like dude, if it's the containers closed.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Like.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay, So you say a fry is fine, A fry
is fine, And here's what about what about a chicken fry?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
You're pressing it but me, but it's like the same
as like if you go to a restaurant and you
sit at a table that hasn't been busted yet and
there's fries there, you can't eat the fries.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
What if it's like potato wedges and so there's not
that many, it's a large fries.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Fries are communal. So wait, so you were going to
a table that hasn't been busted yet, correct, And the
whole basket of fries. They've coughed all of these fries.
There's no like a child. The child had like stuck
it up his nose, put it back in the fry basket.
Then you know those fries. No, there's a reason that

(40:23):
you have had this cold for weeks and weeks is
you're disgusting bro. No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
And yes I did do this recently, but it was
it was before I had this cold.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
It might have been, yeah, it might have been really
around that time. Yeah, I missed the time when when
we as men could just as a society say that
we like tits. Dude, we like them, okay, and we're

(40:57):
willing to just say that and be okay, we know
what I like that. You're saying that you can stand
on two feet and say I, as a man, if
you don't like tits, and that doesn't make you less
of a man. You do, you do. But I would say,
the majority of straight men like some big, old, big
old titties jumping on trampolines, and that's just a thing

(41:18):
that we like.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
It's just a fact of I don't like you guys,
tell me.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
And the fact that we can't say that now without
being shunned by society. You can, you are saying, and
it's well, I know I'm saying it due because I'm
a down ass fucking dude. You know, true, bro, I
would say most bros are a little frightened. And what
is sorry?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I'm getting a call Jimmy Kimmel. Oh you don't want
Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name
on it. Yeah, I'll tell him. Very cool.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
No, no, dude talking about his old shows. He is correct.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
And the one thing that has really proven this fact
is is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Dude, Okay, can you believe it?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I am not. Do we swoop in? Do we swoop
in with a new restaurant for all those down ass dudes.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
All those guys who need to see titties at lunch.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
You can't go to lunch without titties?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
What dude? They did everything in their power.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, welcome to Cooters, just like super tight wrapped sam
wrap coachy shorts.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Oh you said Cooters. I thought you said Cougars. And
I'm like that's not a bad idea either. No, no, no,
Just like hot single older women.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
There's one one real Cougar in every restaurant.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Damn every hour, do you. I mean there's still like
Twin Peaks, right, that's the other that was their competitors.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
And I have no idea what you're talking about, Adams, like,
I'd road trip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
No, No, there's Twin Peaks out and about. There's Twin Peaks.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
There's also there's also a place called the Tilted Kilt.
I think that's like in like Vegas. That's kind of similar.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
And what well you you look at the website of
Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could, I could,
I could get into this holy ship. Let's look at
the menu. This seems a okay, this seems up alley.
You know what?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
And this is not a joke. I will say right now,
Hooters day you're the Wings, dude, Daytona Wings are so
freaking fire, dude. They are off the chain. That's when
they mix the barbecue with the buffalo and it's so
damn good.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh yeah, the Peaks looks like it's a little higher
Achalon than.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Well, of course the website does. But does that mean
really think.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Based on the the sober ICP guys from last year's
or last last week's episode monster websites alone. Yes, they
look like their quality.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
M Well, I think, yeah, this is it's a new
It's it's not as many locations as Hooters had, so
I think they're on the company might be a little higher.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
See all, Okay, I mean.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Dude, see look at all these locations. Look at how
many locations there are in Florida.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Is there one and conquered?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
My god, well, Florida gets it a lot happening there, Algonquin.
I like, we all just got really quiet and now
we're just staring at this website.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, I mean right, but like where there's one on
Squirrel Road in Auburn.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Hills where yees? So that's what I'm saying, is Beaver Do.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
There's one in Beaver Creek? You know it goes off?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh yes, points yes, camelback.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I missed that time when you could just stand there
and say, hey, I like kitties. I'm not afraid to
admit it. Isaac says, I thought Blake likes Hamburger Mary's,
which is the gaybird replaced in West Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Isaac has a.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Lot of really funny jokes and you know what, just
for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Okay, really funny stuff. I will say. Hamburger mary was
when I first moved to LA I was driving around
with my parents and we were driving through West Hollywood
because I didn't know where they should stay, and I
just picked the Ramata in in West Hollywood, which is
the gay, the gayest hotel.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
You guys found the guy with the white cowboy hat,
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
It was pink and there's a rainbow flags out front,
and uh yeah, Blake, I see he wears a skirt
and kind of walks in front of the hotel. But
we were in we were stuck in traffic, and we
were right by the Hamburger Mary's. Hardcore gay porno was

(45:41):
playing on the television screen Hamburger Mary's. At Hamburger Mary's.
It was at night, but uh oh yeah, due west
West Hollywood is tight.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I used one of those things that they sent the
pure love or whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh you jerked off in one of those things?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, I did?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
And then how did that go? Yeah? Please tell me more.
This is the horniest pot yet.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Let's just say, uh, science has come a long way.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Oh so you're you're liking it. You liked it.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
It was a one No, no, it was a one
and done.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Well. It kind of has to be right or else
were you going to put that in the dishwasher where
your kid's dishes are? Yeah, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
But that's what you're supposed to do, is like rinse it.
You can rinse it in a sink or whatever. But
I was just like, this is such a production, you know.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yeah, See that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
They got to figure it out where where it's it's
less of a thing, like it's gotta be pre lubricated.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Or somehow it's not. It doesn't come right. What the thing?
Explain what it is? Step it out a little.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
It's a it's like people saw it on the or
saw if.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
You you were like you were blowing into it. You're
blowing it up.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
It's basically like a flexible rubber whatever cut type thing
with a hole in the middle with a bunch of
little nodules in there.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Oh that's right, that thing, Yeah, with a three different
holes in the worlds and ship on the inside.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yes, And you got to like, poor lou Ben, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Use I haven't.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Sure, but I just was like, they sent it. What
am I gonna do? I haven't sit here, Let's see
what it's all about. You know, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I can't just fine, I can't donate it to good Will.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
What am I gonna do with the dan?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah? You could drop it in the in the in
the good will box.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Right well, you know for the pod. Yes, these are
that market I don't I don't necessarily hit record what
I'm supposed to, but if you send me a little
thing to fuck, I'm trying it.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, little market research. So then Elizabeth Banks reaches out
to me and she just sends me just the interview.
Who reaches out Elizabeth Banks, the actress and director, and she,
uh just sent me the clip of the Entertainment Weekly
article that is me dresses Kelvin Gemstone and head to

(47:59):
toe mass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair looking insane,
and it's just me looking all saucy, going masturbated so
hard his toe fell off. And that's the headline.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Dude, yea, the fuck.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Man, dude, that is a cool ass headline.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It was. It was kind of I would I would
pay good money for an orgasm like that these days.
Last your toe.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Off fucking you j oh so hard your toe God damn.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Honey, get the swift I feel any I would say
eighty five percent of any other person, of everyone else
would have been mortified. Of people would have been mortified
at that, but of other person their.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Entire torso, one arm, their face, not the back of
their head, both legs one day.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
God damn, could you imagine I'm just thinking about my
toes curdling so hard?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Would you be bombed? If if there was an Entertainment
weekly article about you, Blake that said your tofo of No,
all press is good press.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Wasn't there one about him dying jumping on a ping
pong table?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yeah, no, that's all good, right and high baby, Yeah, yeah,
there's no.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Such thing as bad press.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
On how they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate,
fuck it, he's a wild dog. He's uninsurable.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Uninsurable. No, Chuck Berry had a porno out a sex
tape or a porno a sex tape, a sex tape.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Okay, all right, that's different.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Why is that different?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Well, because a porno is a production. A sex tape
is recorded sex.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Oh but it's crazy, dude, is like it's these poor
women are hookers, and then he's he's going like he
just starts peeing in their mouths and he's like, hey,
you like that, bitch? You like that?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Johnny be bad.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
He's making her like eat his ass while he's also
pissing on her.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
I'm pissed now.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
And then he says something like uh like he oh.
Then he farts in her mouth and then just now
and he laughs and goes.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
What are you my website?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I how long did you watch this?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
For? You?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Minutes? And just twenty or thirty minutes?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
This is bad.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
No, it was just like of little clips. And then
he goes, uh, you like that, bitch? Ha I love
doing that? Gotcha bitch? It's wild, dude, these these old
like seventies.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
But that sounds f was he like, I'm Chuck Berry
and I love doing eventies.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Chuck Berry's like fifties.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
No, well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was Uh.
I wouldn't click that link.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
That's not something that had to be in the seventies
on some auto focus ship where they're like just got
this new camp quarder from Japan.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras
in bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, that's what they're saying in Yeah, he was a
real creeper, this guy.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, is what you gotta do, is you just if
you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just
hang a sign up. Okay, okay, what you'd be surprised?
How many people to go? All right, I gotta take it.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I really gotta take a ship.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta poopoo, I got a peep.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I gotta take a dump dude.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, camera, no camera, I'm I'm pee.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
That makes perfect sense and then you're.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Covered, all right, at least that's what our lawyer told me.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Okay, I will So you guys haven't seen that, do
yourselves a fair I'm good. Don't watch it. Don't watch it.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna google that one.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I'm not a big fan of.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Like scary when you know, when you have like a friend.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Who sends you something that's just what's the word like egregious,
Like we're a dude like pulls his dick out of
a butt and then like the girl goes straight for
it and they pause, there's like dukie on it, and
you're and then.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
You're like this seems real specific it is.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me,
and I was.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Like, old, you block that number?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Not not for me, doesn't really get a belly laugh
out of me.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
It was his brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no no.
I Also someone was just like you have to watch it,
and so I was like okay, and I was like,
I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Well? Do you know this person? I don't need you
to out him, but like, how well do you know
this person?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Not that well? Okay, not super well, let's keep them
out of arms.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And do you know them as friends or do you
know them through work?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Through work? Okay, work right, work friends, work friends?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Okay, Hollywood, it's Kyle.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It's Kyle. No, it's not. But yeah it was. It
was appalling, and that's not funny. I'm not getting a
kick out of that. Yeah. And and unlike me when
I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician,
unlike so, unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician.
Like Rick James suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.

(52:51):
Was like, oh, he's the best, Rick James, He's the best.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Great word at him is the word of the day.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
That is a good ass word to pull out. Well,
you know we're going to be in international waters, so
you know, anything can go out there. Dude, we're in
international water. Triple or maybe a straight up orgy breaks out.
Who knows it's international waters?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Oh my god, those aren't legal everywhere.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Not in public.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Wait, how did we segue from talking about our parents
being on the cruise to orgies on the open waters?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
You know how Adam goes?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
My mom suggested it. My mom suggested, like, like, you know,
it'd be kind of goofy if an orgie broke out?
What goofee?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Is this a close optional cruise?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Internet? Mom, just watch my kid in the cabin.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
But what God, damn god, dam I like that?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh God, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
How many pina coladas have you had? Mom?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Remember when they followed who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Up with fucking you are the weakest Lincoln, goodbye bye?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
It was just game.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Where did they find that bitch? Tom?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Like, dude?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
That was Oh she was.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
It was big in the UK and she came over
and she remember her, she was so hot.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Can you imagine if your job was just being a
fucking bitch.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
That is hot white meat right there. Maybe that's Blake's favorite. Hello,
I love a white grandma. She looked like Barbara from
Shark Tank. You know what I'm saying, very similar.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
By old small white, old small.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
White with short hair. She was fantastic. We used to
do a thing in high school where we would, you know,
get raced to beat off. You couldn't get off the fastest. Yeah,
you are the weakest, sleep.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Blake Anderson once again.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Uh no, Blake, No. We would sit in a car
and hot box What did you do with your dick?
Hot box? With each other? Okay, and then whoever had
to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a
bit of be like you are the weakest smoke goodbye,
and it was our favorite with you, you would have

(55:08):
been the weakest smoke every every time. So what I'm
still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Anybody living in their parents' home, you're allowed to flush condoms.
As soon as you're on your own, you can get well.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Eventually that's going to come back to haunt you until
all of a sudden it floats back up and gets stuck,
and then you get caught. So she was right insane.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
That's part of the fun of the game.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, she was like a game.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
It's not a game.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
It's my life.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
It's not a game. And then you goes, mom, it's
for the podcast. Mom.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
It's just like, okay, for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
So you have a used condom we're speaking, tied in
a not I put it in my backpack in the
pencil pouch, and then I go home. I forget to
throw it away on the way home. I get home,
I start to look for the condom. I can't remember
exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers.
I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Nature calls I have to use the bathroom real quick. God,

(56:02):
I quickly go to use the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Nature fucking nature.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with
my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden, I hear
the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little
bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then
I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The
bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say, Maggie,

(56:26):
what you got there? What you got there, Maggie. And
she was like, oh my god, Adam right, and she
marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no, and she's
holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
What do you mean? You're like, oh no, you already knew.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I knew something was up because I can't find it.
You're putting together, and all of a sudden I hear her, Adam,
and I hear her say what you got? She marks
down the It wasn't goofy you The dog had bitten.
So it's oozing. My jizz is oozing down and the
dog is jumping up to like lap it up, and

(57:02):
my mom is it goes what is this? What is this?
And I go that's not mine? And she's like, oh,
so it's your father's. You're blaming your father. And I'm like, no,
mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like,
what Mine wasn't yellow like a banana.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Mine was red like an apple.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
It's important, Like what the fuck, dude, And then she
went and then she went into the laundry room and cried,
and I had to go down there, and I'm like, oh,
I'm sorry, you know.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
She's still holding it.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Sorry, you're not my little boy anymore.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, Mama.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Did you know that pineapples are the international You did.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Upside down pineapple? What is the international sign that you're a.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
But what does that even mean?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Like if you have they will wear like necklaces with
an upside down pineapple?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Because like an upside pineapple looks like a butthole.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
On maybe that night, maybe I don't know why, or
maybe pineapple Like if you get enough pineapple, your cum
taste delicious. Yeah, it does, it really does supposedly.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
But why upside down? So this is like an emoji thing?
How do you even send one upside down?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
No, you nail it to your front door. Yeah, they'll
like wave flags like they'll have a pineapple flag. They'll
wear upside down pineapples like at bars, everybody's coming, like necklaces,
people will have tattoos.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Adam knows what are other.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Things I do? What are other things I do? Adams?

Speaker 2 (58:40):
The name of Adam's boat is upside down pineapple?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
What huh? Weirdly, my parents stopped me a lot of
this because in Lake of the Ozarks, there's like a
big swinger community and they see that ship out and
about all over the place, and.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, they're just bored out of their minds.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And I was like, yeah, I just did you know?
And she tells us every time we're down there, and
we're like, we know, mom, Yeah, what are you guys
getting into down here? Order? That's it's important.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
How many times a day in the Ozarks is someone
saying you're a lucky man?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that still goes. But Ozarks is
stuck in, Brother, you.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Are a lucky man. On chante, you are a lucky man.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
And is Indy Ozarks fucking cool for that very reason
that you just enter a time warp when you're there,
you're like, whoa, what happened? What happened? The best? Getting radical?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
What is it twenty twenty one?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Here?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
It's fucking tight? Dude. I love the Ozarks.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
We gotta go back and put in some time and
I gotta wear this pineapple shirt.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Come back, Hey, dude, come back. You could bring the family.
My parents would love if there's just a bunch of
little kids running around their compound.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Is that what you want to do? Blake? Bring your family.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Sure, yeah, I mean that wasn't what I was originally thinking.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
But that because guess what you're gonna hear you are
a very lucky father. Wow wow, I think we gotta go.
Wow wow, I think we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I think we have to leave the shady gainer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
We'd love to hire your daughter at this hot chick
gas station on the dock.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Oh oh you remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I was like, what is the program here?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Well, they hire like seventeen eighteen year old girls to
walk around in bathing suits to tie up boats, and
it seems inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
But also they just pump gas and bikinis. It's totally inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
That's cool job. You're just like a lifeguard or something.
You're like, they're just no, adam.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
If you're a lifeguard, you're wearing a bathing suit because
you're about to jump in and save somebody in water.
If you're on a dock, you can wear jean cutoffs
and a fucking tank top. You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah, but they might have to dive in. That's true.
For what if someone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Falls off their boat on her that's not their responsibility.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Oh come on, no, no, that's everyone's responsibility. Okay, that's
where I'm gonna stop. You see something, say something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I would say that it's probably creepy for visitors to
be like, why are who hired all these high school
girls to just pump cass some bikinis?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
No, I see, I see you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
But I will say if you're local, you probably know
all these girls. Anyway, You're like, yeah, it's Mike's daughter.
She's got huge It's just Mike's daughter with your fucking pineapples. Hey, Mike,
I didn't realize it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You're just a giant upside down pineapple chain that that
he's wearing. I'm actually the principal of the high school.
She's a great Stude's a good student, super.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Pumping gas. Jesus, she's got cheeks, Mike, she's got cake.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
She's is she cake or is she human? Pineapple? Outside?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I love I Loving. Blake chimes in with the mons cake.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Cake, Hey, are you cake? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I do gummies almost every day at night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I like that for you. Now you use them to
fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
I try and beat my wife. Clip that. I try
and beat my wife to sleep because she snores. Wow, dude,
If I if I get to sleep before her, I'm
good to go if I if I'm awake and she
starts snoring, I'm up for two hours. That's why I
have to beat my wife to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
If we're not clipping that and putting that at the
beginning of the episode where it's like this week on this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Is important, I don't even think the sentence I have
to beat my wife to sleep. That's not even that's
not even adding up when you say it as a sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
What do you mean you have to beat your wife
to sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
You'd say I have to fall asleep before my wife.
That would be the way to Really, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Not a funny way funny comedy. What do you hide?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
That's it? That's the issue with like, he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Drown yourself on the Gulf of I don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
To get back to how much you smoke weed, dude,
because you're a fake stoner and every and I'm fucking
outing you. I'm sick of this ship, dude, I'm sick
of I'm not I'm not a stoner. I'm a I'm
an athlete, i'mond.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Guru, father, alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
It is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
It is weird that he is a he's a stoner, poser,
but he's also posited. What just just let.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I am not what are you saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
What I'm saying? Is it not click that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
How would you feel about like doing like just like
taking a shower with your homie, like in bathing suits?
Is that like?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like you're
at a you're like at a pool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Are we saving time?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
We're saving time and water? No, Like, so okay, it's
a no brainer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're
saving water.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Blake has been thinking about this, you can tell He's like, Okay, no, here, okay,
here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because
it did come up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I can tell you. My answer is so quick I go,
I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes or
however long you're gonna take, yeah, and then I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
No, this happened organically, you know. It was just something
I wanted to expand upon.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
But like, okay, so I had just like gone on
a run, right, and then like I was driving home
from my run run and I'm still sweaty. But on
my way home at Tiba's house is there, So I'm
like I'll pop in, say what's up to my boy
at TIBA.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
He's like, I don't have a lot of time because I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Got to too.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
No, I'm not, dude, it's not it's not even weird.
You guys are making it weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
So I go over there, right, he's like, actually, I
gotta I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna go
shoot some skate photography a world famous photographer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
You really like, I have to I have to take
a shower.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
And I'm like, that's weird because I'm I'm driving home
to go take a shower. And then that's when I
post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, because
you know, I was still wanted to catch up with
him and talk like would it be weird if we
both were in bathing suits taking showers and continue the
conversation like it's super normal, Like is it weird?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where
you're at a locker you're at a pool.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah, in a locker room.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
And if you're trying to tee this up to meet
me at a locker room, let's fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Go, what's so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Like, say, so it's not weird to take a ship
it's too small, Blake, it's too close corners.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
No, it's too small. You can fit two people in
a shower.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
You have to like share the shower, Like, yo, can
I get some here?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Share the water? You'd have to be like, excuse me,
excuse me, let me rinse my eye. Like, no, you
can move the head and the shower, I mean sort of.
But when you that's out the shower, that's a different head.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
That's not the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
When you're with your girl and it's like you're in
the you know I do that too, when you're in
the shower. It's always fucking mad because then the other
person's like kind of cold waiting for the shower to
the water to hit you, and you're like all right,
and then you have to like like pivot round so
then you can get the there's a way, there's ways
to make people not be cold too, Like you could

(01:06:06):
warm each other up on the water.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Oh did you invent the hug? Bitch? What where's her booty?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
You know that there's that there's porno. This was a
different time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
In O two, you couldn't wait for it to load.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
This was a different time. The computer was in the
family room.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
I wasn't like you where I would just download Ship
and get Skull and Crossbones. I was privately drinking off
to album covers No Limit Soldiers, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Two o two.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
We were graduate in high school. You didn't you weren't
able to get a Dell, dude, you didn't get a
good del At this point, I had a del fucky donkey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I had a what was the one with the cows?
What was that one?

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
That was a Gateway They had really good uh screen savers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
That ship was fire the toast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I went through like three Gateway computers. They fried after
three months every time, and they'd be like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Just bring it, yeah, because LimeWire was just on and
popping over there you were you were videos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I was just talking to my homie other day about
this infamous porno, like Pete, like, what do they call it?
A professional music video porno? Here we go, We're back,
We're back where we would just throw it on, but
like as we drank and pregamed, it would just be
on someone's computer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Playing, wow, dude, I remember you just you saying that
that you used to put on like compilations, yeah before, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
It was this one. It was called out of control
and if you guys know I'm talking about sliding Blake's DM,
send them the link.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
That's wild. I didn't watch no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
We didn't watch communal porn. No, we were not a
communal porn friend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
It was just on. It was just on. It wasn't
like we were all watching it together. It was just on.
You take a glance and you go ahead. Be fun
to dude tonight. Maybe I don't know two well each other.
What there was a bald one who'd got jizzed onto
her head.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Oh wait, wow, dude, that's actually sent me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
That me the internet. Do what you do, sliding Blake's DMS.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Sliding Blake DMS with that out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
It's from the two thousands. It's a banger and shout
out to who made it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
It would be so educational if we would just disrobe
all the men of history and compare balls dick and
see if there is something correlation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah, we've covered we've covered this, right. They have Napoleon's
dick somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Well, it was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah,
I want to know. I want to see it across
the whole timeline. I think it would really add to
our species.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Yeah, and
I just go I'd watch that movie. You go back
in time to to pants guy pants people.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I love it, lift up their togas.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Run into yourself and you're like, listen, abe Lincoln's dick, Well,
we kind of do not pants him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
The plaster the plaster casters have done that a little
bit with rock stars in the sixties and seventies. Yeah, right,
oh yeah, that woman was it just was it just
one woman or was it like a gaggle of groupies?

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
A gaggle? I think there's one the top dog, like
the MJ the Michael Jackson of it all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
And then probably other people did it too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Look at plaster casters because it was a I wonder
whose dicks they have cast because that would be interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has a fucking branch,
just a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Howl going, oh you need another four inches? Yeah, plaster casters.
Who do they have here? Cynthia plaster caster. Cynthia, great name,
she's now seventy four. Imagine this is your cool grandma.
You're like kind of stoked.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She as cool as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but
she's cool. She is sand dropping. Let me just plaster
it real quick, grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Not the time, like, Hey, my my ears were burning,
my babies were burning on the grill.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Should I answer here? Ready?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Hey you're on the podcast. What's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
What? Welcome back? Welcome back?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Can you hear the dude? Welcome back?

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Just hangs up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
How do I do this? I? Hey, buddy, Hell yeah,
how's it going? Welcome back to the podcast?

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Interesting? Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Oh guys, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Man? Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Oh dude, I had a question for you about schedules
and you know, not cool. But if you're bonding then
all right, yeah, hit me up afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Oh my gosh, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
T I Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Yeah, I'm surprised you're not choking down a baby right now.
I'm surprised you're able to be so throated right now.
A legend, legend, come on that. Okay, right, we don't know,
we don't know. You're just not part of the podcast,
so we don't know what you're up to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
This time on the podcast. To say my piece about this,
I'm not eating babies. Okay, you can't stop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
You can't. You heard it from the horses now all right? Yeah, okay,
so he says.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
So, he says, Adam and Adam, there's no way to
tell way to welcome him back, dude, very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Love you love you Coyle.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
Yeah, Wow, Wow special Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Adam's like, man, you see you don't cross Adam.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
He was shook. He was like, he was like, I'm
on the podcast. You mean bad friends, that's still podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
What do you play on the Switch?

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
I play a lot of like they drop a lot
of like old school games and then yeah, I just
you know, I play lots of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
So no specifics.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Thanks, yeah, thanks, You're great at podcasting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Just just name one, just name one. Uh, games from
before are what I I'm trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Think of what it makes me go? Like Blake's kind
of posing about playing Nintendo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Dude, like Smash Bros. Of course, right, like I have
to that's a one one of the best.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Why are you saying that so angrily?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Name video games? Fucking Super Smash Brothers, Donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Kongsh good Are you out of my face?

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Bro? Interview over interview over I just want to get
to know you better.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Man, well the classics.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I'm just like, I just want to know my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years. Bro,
you don't listen. Even if I said what I played,
you wouldn't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
You'd forget his was over.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
You'd forget his over. Dude, we didn't know you had
a dog named Pickles ever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Oh my god, is it Pickles? Okay, so you play
super Smash Brother.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Weird that I have multiple friends with dog's name Pickles.
You know, Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles. It's almost
the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog.
Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the
same dog. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
It's science because people are unoriginal.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Oh yeah, they you did commercials for them. They paid
you no money. You you wave their flags so high,
very proud, and then they ghosted you. I don't care
if they're women or not. It's a women owned company.
They fuck suck off. Kay, they did my boy dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Also, kind of don't like them appropriating. They're appropriating balls.
That's kind of our thing. Yeah, you know, get your.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Own, Get your would be fair to them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Well, they could have called it women have cans.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Yeah, it could have been cans they got cans, could
have been tit juice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
That's great at them, that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
I would drink I would drink tit juice. It would
it gets you fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Maybe we come out with a with our liqueur and
it's tit juice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, men own for men, Men owned titty bag.
And is it like a wine cooler?

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
I'm drunk?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Now what is it? It could be well whatever, I mean,
it's whatever slop.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Workshop it We'll get like a whatever slop.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I mean if it's yeah, it could be I mean,
if we're following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison,
the worst tasting, the beverage of all time. I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Should we get a little squirt of what's the like
little breast milk, the real good milk. What's that one
called the liquid gold?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Oh uh, it's like it starts to the seas we've
tore some. We've talked about it before. Yeah, where it
comes out like yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
We did. We did a little square of that little
squirt could be called little squirt liquid gold.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware of that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, but little you had a little a little different.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I'm gonna come the soda soda and call it a
little little Coca cola, a little pepsi colosstrum. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Tom just came in with colostrum.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Yes, colosterrum.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Way to get there to my boy with the colostrum
from the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Hey, anything that's got strum. This musician is all about it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Hey, yes, point, Yes, we're just connecting dots that maybe
don't even need to be connected.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Uh well, hey, I want I do want to shout
out buzzballs because they do do a month where they
they highlight testicular cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Okay, so they so does everyone. Dude, I'm sick of
putting these fucking companies on this high horse, on this
pedestal and then just because and then they one time,
once once a year, they go, hey, guys have ball cancer,
and suddenly we have to think they're a good company.
I don't. They did my boy dirty. They paid him

(01:16:19):
no money, he waved the flag super high. They fucking
they are leaving him on scene. It's sounds true. That's hurtful,
leave you on scene. Yeah, that hurts. After all, you've
done for them, pushing the brand forward. Now they're taking
all of your sweat Act equity and they're cashing in, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Sweaty sweaty ass equity.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Sweaty ass equity, and they're cashing in.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
I'm pissed now, dude, Okay, why aren't you my manager?

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
What the fuck I should be? I honestly I wouldn't.
I tell Isaac all the time what a great manager
I think I would be. I think you would be
excellently if I didn't also have to do the whole
other side of the job. Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah, I'll tell you how much of a nightmare of
a of a manager you would be. What's that you imagine?
Like you go in like on set and then Adam
comes in as your manager and just starts dancing and
like doing and doing essentially a stand up dude, and
you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
You would replace me in No, Yeah, everything I did.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Adam would be like, know your lines and you go,
what are you? I think you're Are you trying to usurped.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Dude, I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right
off Yeah screen, dude, dude, dude, you should say this.
You should say this. You gotta go sit down. You're
in my no see, I would if I was Okay,
I fair point, that is a fair point. But if
I ever happened to Who's singing, Who's singing, I were
to be a manager, I would then be playing the

(01:17:56):
role of the manager. And the role of the manager
doesn't do that ship Okay, okay, oh oh, I like that.
And if I know what a role of a manager
is by looking at Isaac, He's over at Crafty. He's
telling people he had a thought in his brain, punk
rock getting Radical.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
He's not wearing underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
He's talking about bands from when he was young, and
then mentioning where Orange County is in proximity to where
he is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Huh, the Descendants, they're the best.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was
a band.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Punk Rock getting Radical. The best band is a band
called Off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
So Henry Halmes spit in my mouth one time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Gwen Stefani. I went to a house party and Gwen
Steffani was there one time, Orange County punk Rock getting Radical.
You are the weakest linkcodes. So yeah, I think I
would be a pretty good manager. Yeah, you would thank you,
thank you for standing up for me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
By the way, I have a feeling maybe Buzzballs will
be in the DMS.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
I hope so. I hope so because you love it.
They're trash, but you love it, and I don't want
their dirty money. Okay, that's for you. That's for my
boy Blake, because he loves it. And people of Blake's ilk.
What is what of Blake's ilk? They love it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I wonder why they don't Blake anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
It's going on here. Water trash, people of Blake's milk.
They love this poisoned water. Yeah, okay, poison nice Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
So okay, Well I think I hopefully that set the
record straight with him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I was actually kind of rooting for the guy that
got punched until he made it the other guy eat
his asshole, you fucking disaster my guy. Yeah, that real aggressive.
I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in
the face.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
He turned around, and someone just goes, I love New
York City.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
He then sweep kicked him.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
He blanca sweep kicked him, and then put his fucking
nuts all the way down into his mouth and one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Fail swoop sweeping the leg. Turning was underwear gets pulled down,
face ends up, the credit credit card slides her ass
cragged with his nose goes right into the bottom waiting
for this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Oh wait, so that guy ate his asshole. I thought
the I thought you were fortune. I thought you were
forcing him to eat your asshole his own. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
So he punches me, but then I I sweep the
legs and when he goes down all in one moved
not no, no, I have a different what's your move?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
I sweep kick him and then I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Grabbed his legs and I put him over his head,
and then I started leaking his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Let me, I'm trying to like picture this.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Yeah, And I say, now, now you now you want
to push me?

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Baby? You don't want to push me anymore, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, because you're liking what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
You're licking up. Okay, yeah, yeah, Hey you told him
you got him? Man, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Everything else you lose. But that's very much like a
the type of thing I think you would almost be
so shocked that you would probably do nothing. I think
the three of us would more than likely not do
anything in that moment, unless it's like you just snap,
which I've snapped for less.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
But that's the thing is that, do you want to
be somebody who is so shocked?

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I've snapped for less.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
So but Adam, I feel like, Adam, you you snap
for other reasons, Like how often do you snap on
like a like a someone is initiating a fight. That's
just a different You really have to gauge a lot
of stuff at that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
But you when you snap, there's no gauging there. You
just snap and suddenly you're ready. You're fucking flying high.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Hell yeah, brother, No you didn't know that. Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I feel like the part of the reason I snap
was a thing that I've developed since childhood that if
you act like a fucking psychopath, no one wants to
fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my
face like he's a lunatic. Like I don't want to
fight him because, yeah, he'll he'll bite me, he'll like
grab my nuts, he might try to eat my asshole
like he's a lunatic. Yeah, but if this guy has

(01:22:06):
already punched you in the face, then you can't there's
no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode. Yeah,
let's step this out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Okay. Ready, you get on the train. The guy next
to your turns, punches you in the face. Yep, okay,
established this, Yeah nose bloody. Back the fuck up off
and me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Don't don't stand so close you're bloody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
You have to just take off your bag, set it down.
You have a unbuttoned your shirt. Slowly let him watch
you do this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Wait, you gotta crack your neck, you cross.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Your hands on your chest, and then you just scratch
yourself all the way across in an X.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Oh shit, I'm a dude.

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
And then you just go crazy on him. Right, And
if you fail, you at least tried. And if you win,
you get to tell everybody on the train that you
you are the king Daddy of.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
The sub Well, yeah, then that's a cool story. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
If you failed, you are viral as hell because there's like,
look at this bro who took well.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
You know what I think you need to.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Do is you need to have a really scary, scary
tattoo or like a phrase tattooed on your chest. So
then when you take off your shirt, everyone's like what
the fuck, Like, oh shit, this is really like what
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Are you saying?

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Like something Shakespearean, like what could it possibly Yeah, blake yea.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Like scary you're saying a scary phrase, nothing like don't
fuck with me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Like I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork. But if
it's like some ship I have to like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Adam means like snake dragons eating.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Yeah, I'm talking like, uh, like Satan some satan tattoo,
the goat or the goat guy or like I thought
you said a phrase. I mean, I don't know any
like satan. Frase is off the top of my head.
I'm saying if if what if?

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
If it's words, because of course we could have a picture,
like you could have a fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Imagine you take it off full on yakuza tattoos, and
everyone's like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Then? But I'm like saying, someone's like, seems like cultural appropriation.
You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give
me a second. We'll address that then.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
But then they don't know. They don't know how much
Asian ancestry I have.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I lived in Japan, they don't have. My wife is Japanese,
my children are Japanese.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
True hold back story you're telling to the crowd time out,
time out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
What could your chest say that would warn someone not
to fuck with you? That could be taken seriously, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Eat your ass. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I was gonna try and think of on and now I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Think would be something Shakespearean person, okay, Blake, name something Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
There, No, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
It would have to be something in like pig or
not pig, like Latin.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I bite my thumb at you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
It would have to be regular Latin. I'm a relious
at streamius. I don't know. I would have to Okay,
very cool, very cool. Frame want something first of all,
you you want something that's easy, because in the moment,
you want them to read it and be like, oh,
what the fuck I mean? If it says like Hell's

(01:25:32):
Angels chapter whatever, you know, you know, it's like you're good.
That's you're like affiliated to some gang or in some way,
or you know that's good. Yeah, great, great, call a
philious rod reeguy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
You take your shirt off and it says I am
a Hell's Angels, stay away from me, but.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Just says if you stay away, buddy, you just fuck
with the wrong alien.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Then it's CEO, and then there's an ice agent on
the train, he comes and takes you away immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
Yeah, it's like fuck, oh ship on interesting. Yeah, of
course to avoid that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Those words are kind of lit by like you have
like a flying saucer up here on your chest in
the light below that says, just fucked it the wrong
alien from outer space.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest. Dude,
I could Kyle would lose.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Kyle would just start going. He'd get punched, and then
he would start screaming and fighting the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Yeah, Kyle would like you've seen the video of the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Like headbutting the car to intimidate the dude, and then
he knocks himself out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Yeah, that's the best. I must have seen that. I
must have seen that. That's the best Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
That's Kyle. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
I feel Kyle would scream and yell, and the guy
would probably be off put and be like, all right,
I'm not going to fight this fucking psychopath.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
But and then Kyle would like call Isaac and quit
whatever job he's working on. It's done, right, He's like,
I quit, I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me
on the subway. And Isaac would be like, what does
that have to do with your word?

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Isaac gonna be like, did you take you off your
shirt and show him your tattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
And be like I did?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
He laughed at it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Yeah, take it seriously, screamed. I screamed and said, why Dad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
See you? I'm not allowed back in New York. Now.
It's a whole thing, is what it is? God? God,
But here's Michael. So the final question for this whole
scenario is do you want to be a person who
when you get punched in the face, because Adam you said,
like the job so shocked you, you'd be so shocked.

(01:27:45):
Or do you want to be the person who goes,
I just got punched, I'm in a fight. Now, who
do you want to be?

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy
that gets in the fight. But I think we are
all in a precarious situation that if you get in
a fight that someone could if you hits. I'm want like,
I'm jack as fuck, and I know my boys are too,
and and if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast. Dude.
I don't want to kill a man on the subway,

(01:28:10):
and then you killed a man, But what if you could.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
What if you could?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Then your family sues you, and then they now live
in your house and they're fucking your wife and they
are raising your child. Order that's how it goes, man,
And I don't know if I'm willing to give up
all of that. Okay, great answer like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
So you're a bit, yeah, I guess, because I think
that's what it comes down to, is that a bit
just considers things right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
But I don't. I don't know what would happen. I mean,
you guys know me, I do, I can, I do
have a switch. Yeah, it takes me a long time
to get to that point, but then I will snap.
And I'm afraid. I'm afraid being punched in the face
would be me. I guess. I The only time I
was ever punching face was how it was at a

(01:29:01):
Queens of the Stone Age concert in San Diego and
I was punched in the face and the guy broke
my nose. And you were young. I was young. I
was nineteen or twenty and a half of your man nineteen.
So they took me out the back because I was
bleeding everywhere, and security ushered me out the back. And
now they're like kicking me out and I'm like, what

(01:29:22):
the fuck. I was like, I'm where the fuck is
this guy? This guy came out and was the scariest
looking guy. He was like six four.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Fucking huge, twenty two years old he.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Was, and but like had very scary, like skull and
crossbone type tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
And that's how you met.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Zach Chess said, I am a Hell's angel. You better
believe it better, you better watch out. I'm a real
Hell's angel, and the mongols as well too. And then.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
I'm in that we're getting down to his pubic care.
Now you're like, I'm in all the bier games to
watch out MC and I hit hard and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Where the fuck is he? Where is he? Where?

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Break up to me? And the guy's like, okay, kid,
all right. And then they brought him out and he
was like do you want him? He's like, oh, he's
right here, and I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
But I think if you if someone is my size
and I get hit by him, I would like to
believe I would fight a man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. And and thank dear god,
this is not an invitation oh yeah, no, no, no,
don't punch us, and don't punch us. Go guys, we're old,
we're philosopher.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
He don't hit us, dude, I just if you, if
you want to hit one of us, slide into Blake
DMS and pick a time and place. Please don't be
on the cruise and hit me. Please don't be on
the crew because here's here's the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Here's the real deal. I will sue you for everything
you got.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
I will be I will have your ass in advice.

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
I will Hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry, we will
pass her around. Sorry, you will raise your kids. That
was the rules court ordered.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
And by the way, and by the way, and now
that we have said that, don't show up on a
subway with your wife and punch me and then gesture
towards your wife who's willing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Yeah, definitely don't do that because we don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
We don't want this is not what we're doing. We're
not setting up some sort of scenario where we don't
want to do this. We don't want to want that.
But if push comes to shove comes to punching.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
But yeah, but if I have to fuck your wife
and raise your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
I will yeah, absolutely, I'm gonna get them in a
good public school.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Don't you worry about that. I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Please don't punch us. We just we're just talking. We're
just it's all jokes, guys,

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