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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Ring Ring, Ring, Ring Ring. I want to tell everyone
an update update. I found chicken parm in Italy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Holy Molly, and they said Milan was not going to
be hospitable to tourists. I don't know, they didn't say.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
They never said no, they never said that, but they
did say there would be no chicken parm here because
it's quote an American thing. I say, you haven't come
to the NBC commissary at the IBC, and if you're not,
if you're not there, you're not eating in Milan.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm talking to my folks here in Studio B, the
Cortina studio. Y'all undersold the commons. The commons here a
gelato cart. We go earlier, we go, Hey, how's the
food here? We go and then and then someone goes.
They go, it's good for being free. And I was like, well,
I guess it's not great.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That chicken Parmer's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Gray I had an amazing feta chiny sort of like
pesto situation with full raw pine nuts on top raw.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He said, So I want to say, I two huge
pieces of chicken palm, you only need one. That's the
thing about chicken parm and We're going to go to
dinner tonight to a restaurant that one of my chicast
friends suggested, did I fill up on commissary Chicken Palm?
Stay tuned, but you don't have to stay tuned for
very long for our guests, isn't that right?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Bo our guest is a beautiful presence here at the Games.
This is someone you're just say the word icon and I,
of course, well that goes without saying yeah. But this
is someone where you land in Milan and you hear
the words anam rapon's.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Here Rapon rhymes with Milan kind of oh.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Then you hadn't even thought about that yet.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I hadn't.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've thought about a lot of things since I've been here,
but the rhyming of my surname with the city.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Have you thought about the time you won a bronze
medal in peng Chang until this moment? We're here to
remind you it has not across my mind.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You've had bronze around your neck, Humble since that day
for eight year. I took it off right before they
said take it off much Fifi Strong.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Nick Strong, He's been throwing it for years.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Hey, what throwing neck, throw, throwing neck silver, who wins
the bronze silver medal?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Here? And throwing neck?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
All right, let's not do that. This is now three guys, five,
three guys vib rings. We've only had true queer icons
on the show.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh please, Johnny Gis and now on three say it
with me, my co host, Jennifer. It's so wonderful to
see you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Friendly gay face here in Milan. You have to understand it.
Our shoulders dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I can so did mine. Do you know I feel
like we've never met in person?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Right in person?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No, it feels it does feel wrong because I do
feel like I know you guys well, especially through like
Michelle Collins, Oh the best.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, she's a gold medalist comedian.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She should be on your new podcast, my new favorite Olympia.
She's an Olympian.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean, if anybody deserves like the honorary title, it
is Michelle Collin.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It is Olympic. How she just can keep talking.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I've never in my life met somebody who could talk
about nothing for an hour plus on end, every day,
all day.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But you're with every where, You're hanging onto every syllable.
It's a thrilling adventure.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
She is not Wendy Williams on television right now, I'll
never know, Like, I don't understand why they're not given
just putting her in front of a camera with one
talking point and letting her go for as long as possible.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's the biggest failure in television. It's one of them.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is like a leading question. But wouldn't you want her
to be like your coke?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yes, I would like die at the chance. I mean,
two guys, one girl, five rings.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And there's you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, I am directing it not to put anybody out
of a job.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, no's fine. They're they're they're going to go.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
They'll bounce back, the workforces thrive, they're going to work
the contents because they've talked smack.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, No, it is good.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And I'm kind of with you that if it's on
an Olive Garden menu, it is Italian.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And that's how I would describe the chicken parm in
there as olive Garden codd which doesn't mean it was
the best chicken parm I ever had, but it was
a chicken parm that I.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Had had all the components of chicken, cheese, chicken exactly
we're in Italy. My favorite drink, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Just what's your favorite drink?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
He loves a bloody Mary. Don't chew?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I do?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I mean obviously clemato. No, I don't really do clams.
I don't really do fish or like seafood. I don't
like things that are in shells.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You where are you from? From? Birth?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Scranton, Pennsylvania, the Electric city.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Whole. That's why.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's why you're not like around a lot of you know, seafood.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, no, it's landlocked and a scorpio. Oh, but you're
a water sign.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I love this stuff. I don't. I not you should.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You know that you're around family.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I do know. Scorpi, scorpios, scorpius. What's your November scorpio?
Your October? No November eleven?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Sudi Green, you have the same birthday as our friend Suti.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Really, DiCaprio and anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Wow, that's really talented people on the same day.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Hardware on you the three of you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You know, who is the same birthday as me?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Who?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Even Mendez?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh that's a good one. That's not bad, not bad?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And Pendolette penn We love him.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Who's Pendelette?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know, Penn and Teller they're sort of now.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I didn't know he had a last name. No, so no, No,
Teller's the other one, the one who doesn't speak. But
pen Gelette Pendelt.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't know what Taelor's first name is because Teller
can't be his first Penn is his first name? Penjelette
is the one that speaks, Barb, Barb who speaks?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then dude, do we know Teller's first name?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hold? Please?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Teller? Wow, imagine this.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
This is how it is all the time with sports
and Olympic facts we have at this podcast. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I listened to the No, you guys have to be
here because this is where you gain the knowledge. Well right,
how how else unless boots on the ground, Because I
listened to the first season of the whole first season, yes,
and did not learn a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, that's not the point. No, but we're about to
learn tell us first name Raymonds. I don't like that.
Not Hey, it's all the Raymonds out there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
When's his birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But you know what, Aquarius man not trustworthy?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well you know the signs quickly.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I just know Aquarius men because I dated one and
they know they're not trustworthy. They marched to the beat
of their own drummer.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't like any of those.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No ak do whatever they want.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, you are textbook Scorpio. Do you think so? Absolutely?
You are? Jump high, jump high, beefin beefin mm hmmm uh.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ask like a weapon of mass destruction. Exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's that. That is like the moon sign of that. Yeah,
what if I named my child Rapawn Lutz? I think
you should.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's a good name. You have to admit it's a
family name. It could be I couldn't be a family name.
But like the fact that LUTs the fact that you've
got your last name with someone else's last name in
like a signature sort of move and figure skating a
marriage a marriage? Wow, wait, but that's not all.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I feel like Bowen Yang is in his last weeks
of not being a dog dad, and you've told us
that you are a dog dad. And I use the
expression dog dad sort of unwillingly because I don't know
what it was.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Called dad, I guess. I mean, what else are you
going to say?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Can you sort of can take? Can you take Bowen
as your apprentice?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Here I can. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know, like you're giving everything up.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You have two of these things I do, and I
do call them things, Tony and Tracy. Tony's four. He's
awesome and like.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
She is not.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
But then we love her, I know obviously, Yes, she's
raised by me. So it's like I have to take
responsibility for some of the bad behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So you have you have gay son and thought daughter
in these dogs one hundred percent. Yeah, and she's thought daughter.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, she's gay son, she's gay's son, and then my
son is thought daughter.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's beautifully best way for it to work out.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, it's so gender is dead. Stead Should we talk
about the opening ceremony? Please, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, talk about it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Highlights for you?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
What was your well when they opened the crate, they
put Mariah Carey on the little gurney and they pushed
her out.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
We didn't see the gurney. Oh, okay, there is no
we would.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Probably on the other side because what we saw was like,
what was several men helping her to the center and
then out, like she didn't move.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A muscle, No, and she barely moved a muscle. Excuse
excut your mouth. It was I love her. They wheeled
her out to the middle, they place her in place,
she's she does look like one of those like presidential
statues from like Disneylands and exactly, and she was amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
They wheel her right back out. And then by the.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Time in the ceremony when they were like and Dora,
I was like, there's one hundred percent chance she has
like the mycellar water makeup is off. She gone, and
she's halfway to the guard.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
She was horizontal.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
She came to the combissary here first she did no.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'm saying, like, you know, I was like, that performance
was powered by chicken.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, chicken, probably not probably probably not no, no, no,
not no.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
We got to see the prompter view we were behind.
We were behind her prompter text was in pink, which
I must I must imagine is like a request from her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know, I I want to go on that journey
with you. But I think maybe because the lights were pink, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Did light up yellow like it was karaoke, So it
was kind of like watching Mariah do Italian karaoke in
a kind of gorgeous way.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I would have wanted nothing else.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, other highlights, low lights, the low lights, we don't
have to go there.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I'll say that like this was the first, like they
kept saying, like the first distant games, widespread with them,
We're still so crazy for he Winter Games out of
COVID to then called this one.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I was saying, he in fact just said that, did
you it did? Yeah? Concerned about health.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Incredibly odd choice of words. Love it, Let's keep it,
let's keep let's why widespread Olympics. But you're staying here
locally the whole time. Oh yeah, you're spreading wide, Yes, locally?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
No? No, now, because Tracy's not good being left alone? Right, Okay,
so again it's the dog's fault, it is. Yeah, I know.
But my only low light was like because it is.
As we've mentioned, the scientific community has called it the
first widespread Games, that this was the first time that
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like countries would walk out and it would just be
like that girl in the Montclair.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Coach exactly did they were amazing?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, we actually walked by the Italian one, so we
were we were we had stepped out for a second
and we walked by the Italian early and she knew
who she was. She had the energy of yeah, I'm
the Italian one. I mean, that's the one. I think
you'd want to be absolutely right if you had to
choose a country. No offense to any of the world's nations.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, we're on the offense to some, but we're on
their soil, like we have to pay respects. What do
we think of there being three or two body doubles
for each person because they because we were cutting to
three different locations.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I see, like it just it made it feel like,
is there are enough people to pull this off?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Right? Do you know what I mean? Not all the
seats were filled?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was like, did some of them just not come?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That can happen? What was your memory in tong Chang?
Like what did you walk out?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What was what was the give us the memory.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You walked out?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
So I did walk out?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yes, So I remember that they in Korea they did
this in like the Korean alphabet, like of how the
countries were So the United States came out relatively early.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Because they probably go by America. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, then, like I think ah must be like at
the beginning, of course, as it should be. It should
be and I checked on that before I went. I
was like, where is it? Okay, And so I remember that,
like it there's just so much excitement. You're like all
corralled together. It's amazing, like this is the moment, like
like you've been waiting for.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And I remember that.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I like walked out and I'm just like looking around
and and just like beaming cheshure cat and I look
around and all the seats are like empty, no, And
I was like, of course I make it to the Olympics,
that like nobody goes to no. And then as the
ceremony like went on, I was like, oh no, this
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stadium is completely full and those were the athlete seats.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So you should have been more in the moment. Yeah,
that was too. I should have been kind of like
living like on the moment. I was too like yeah
looking around, Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Had done you had done a drug.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, absolutely, it was disillusion disolusion prescription. But I want
you to know that even though I did, like in
that moment think like nobody's here, I was like, Adam,
play it off, yeah, And I was just like smiling,
like I could see everybody. And then once I had
settled in like my I had like adjusted to the
low lights, right I was, I was in it.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I was like, absolutely, were you shivering? Were you cozy? Freezing?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Okay, Korea was like the coldest place I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Last I wasn't so bad.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, last night was. So this was like this is
the ideal winter. Yes, temperature. Have you gotten to try
on the coat, not the coach? Okay, we just tried
coat the coat. So this one, this one's cute. We're
for those of you just listening. We're wearing some of
the Ralph Laurenz officially.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Capsule Team USA duds, but we were just at
the welcome experience. So it's like when the athletes come
into the sheraton at the airport and they go through it.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Did you have this experience?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yes, this is what I want to know. What was that?
Because because they were telling us like, oh, we'll play it,
We'll surprise them with the video of people from home. Yeah,
it's unreal.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, because I asked my friends who had been to
the Olympics before, like, you know, what do you bring
like whatever, and they're like, just bring underwear, okay, and
just go. And I was like that can't be the case.
But you arrive and then you go through this thing
called team processing, and in the team processing, they give
you all of the capsule collection. Yes, they give you
(16:14):
all of the gear and you truly don't need to
bring like anything else. You get this entire like new wardrobe.
It's unreal.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I mean we were rifling through the bags. We were
exhausted trying to rifling. It was crazy. It was so
much stuff. Have you heard about the new state of
the art jacket they made the Nike jacket?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I did wear the jacket that inflates. Yes, I felt
like a packing cube.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I felt like a packing cube. H Adam, you've been
asked already. I'm sure would you do Traders? I don't
think so. Really, you'd be an amazing faith they haven't
asked you.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I okay, So this was not like an offer, but
I think like maybe in for a season two or something.
It was like like would you ever want to do it?
And I was like, drey, I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Excuse me? I'm against crime? And so I was like, no,
can I say something?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Though? I saw Tara and Johnny eating breakfast today together.
They looked victorious to me. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't know either.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I wanted to.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I asked Tara not to tell me that's good she
They kept fast to their nd.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I would also say, if she's anything, it's not very
good at the show. Stop listen. She's not very good
at the show. She's like oft and wrong. And now
I think she's doing her thing of being like whatever,
I look cute, which I think is a way to
win the game. We all saw Dolores Catana, but then
she won. Can walk away with this. I think it's
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going to be a very good month for Tara and Johnny.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I did.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I knew, like like, I just asked, like, did you
have fun?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Did you meet Portia?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Because like stars on Mars, not to brag the amazing
hit shows that did go again, I have the Magic Touch,
it got canceled, and but I love Porsha's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
She was She's the first show I'll leave. Wait. But
here's the thing. They asked us to do season two too.
If you do it, they we got to do it.
We're in this conditional deal with would you guys do it?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
People?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
We've been asked you're.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
In a conditional deal with an entire cast, within the
entire cast.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
We said this to Sarah Sherman. We've said this to
many many people at this point. But when you're saying
you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Do it, I just don't like the idea of murder. Sorry,
you don't think it's something you joke about, right, It's
not right?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
After sure, at least there in speech last night, I
went on for peace, Oh my god, everything.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Why was she not that I'm like questioning it, No,
but why was she here?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Layover?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
It felt like she was just sort of around.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
This is my theory, new president, a chairperson of the IOC,
because she's Coventry. She looked like when you rose Charlie's yeah,
and she I was. I was saying that because this
is she gave us. For her to give a speech
about peace and then to have played historically violent people
is a reckoning, meaningful reckoning for her. For her, it
(19:24):
was a reckoning.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh my god. If it was anything, it was reckoning.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I have to say. I'm trying to I'm searching the
file cabinets of my mind. The secretaries are working as
hard as they can up there to find even when
she ever played an Italian person.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I know Italian jobs. She was in the Italian job.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
She was in the Italian job, and that was a
job in Italy for her. Yeah, and she got a
passport and we should celebrate her working. We absolutely.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Should.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
She was actually one of my faves. Remember when she
played Megan Kelly Silence for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's crazy. I forgot about that movie.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, I believed that it was kind of a cookie crazy movie, huh. I.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
In this opening ceremony, there were a few things that like,
I'm like, it is Italian because it's not. Yeah, Mariah
Carey was another one who I was like, Maria big.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Questions about this, and then I realized the concept of
the diva is of course Italians is the biggest yea you.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Have, no absolutely, But there were so many other things
in there that where I thought were so. I had
an Italian woman sitting next to me, so I basically
had like and she would like hold onto me and
she'd like tell me what was going on?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
It would say, so the gag is you'll.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Never believe this.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
And the suits that were walking out that were like green,
red and white are the last thing that.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Georgio Armani is like his picture was up. That was
a blue part that was asident because I was like,
there's supposed to be mine.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Those were Georgio Armani's last Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Wow they were rewardeous. Yeah, they were gorgeous. Speaking of divas,
I want you to explain to us the diva dumb
(21:21):
Aba Lasulou ember Glen is about, uh well, what what's
most last name? Levito? Levito? Yes, she does have she
she's doing Sevilla Ran stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, the girlies, I would love nothing more.
And I'd actually love to give you like a little
background so that you know there are so many really
just like stan worthy women in this event that like
you're just you need to know it. Okay, I'm going
to start international first. Okay, So there's a girl you
need to know from Poland. Hold on to your seats.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Her name is Katya Kurakhova. Already she's an amazing performer. Okay, Okay,
little background. Last season she skated to cats okay which song?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
All of them?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Every single one? That's what I was hopkated for two hours.
She skated in a costume that like she did a
reveal and it was like she's a white girl. And
it was a purple dress and underneath was the palest
pink ever. And the way she does the reveal is
like in the middle, she was like on the ice,
kind of like looking around and she was clawing at
the ice. I'm telling you, you're going to be And
(22:29):
then she grabbed the top of her dress and she
pulled it down. Every time she did it, I thought
she was taking her top off. It was incredible, So
I hope maybe here, maybe here.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
She also skated with cat ears and one competition they
fell off. No, nothing more iconic than scrambling to find
your ears.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She was scrambling.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, wouldn't you if I can't hear anything, Yeah, it
would be. It was insane. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Thought those were her functional ears. They could have been.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
She was that.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I was in it.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, okay, so she what what what are we looking
at this year for her? She hasn't shot at the
top spot.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, but we just love We just love the cats
of all.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yes, and she like she's just like she's an amazing performer.
Those are my favorite skaters. Yes, And we'll get to
the Americans. They're all like amazing performers. They're they're amazing.
There's another skater. Her name is Lara Knaki Gutman from Italy.
She's like my favorite, kind of like weird girl. So
she did a program to the Crow and she ends
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the program. This is last year. She ends the program
on her chest. You know, it's never good win a
skaters on their chest, except if you're Laara Noki Gutman. Okay,
you're listening the Crow. She's amazing. She also she skated
to the Squid Games and her here she's skating to Jaws.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Like the Jaws theme song. That's my favorite song.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
And she does like finn Is like throughout and she's oh,
she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yes, And she does like spins where she like puts
her hair. Oh she's cracked. Yeah, she's uh may zing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, I can't wait. Okay, that's incredible. Who else international?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
So the Japanese team is like phenomenal Sokamoto, Soka Moto,
look at you.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I know of her.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, she is phenomenal. You didn't know of her? I know.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Is so like she's probably the best like overall skater.
And just watching her in practice here, I'm starting to
get chills in a way where it's like I've never
felt like she's performed so outwardly. She's this is could
be like the biggest moment of her life. This could
be amazing, So she could win gold. She absolutely I
think she's like the favorite, aside from maybe like Amber
(24:52):
Glenn or like Alyssa lud like one of the Americans.
There's Amy Nakai. She's seventeen years old. She's going to
get like inspire like little girls all over the world
to get onto the ice. She's adorable, she's amazing, dark
horse dark. And then there's Mona Chiba. Yeah, oh yeah,
I didn't said her.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Where's she from?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Japan? Love?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
She's phenomenal, Okay, very good, like really well packaged and
she's great.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
So let's get to our bread and butter.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
The Japanese girls are coming hard, but we're rooting for
our American girl. Who are they? What are they all about?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So we have Isabell Lavito. We love her. I call
her my daughter, yes, because she says things where you're like,
why did she say that?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Your daughter in media training?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Exactly untrained? You never needed it. No from New Jersey
is explaining a lot. Yeah, New Jersey polished like Polish. Okay, great,
she's so and she's just so beautiful out on the ice.
Then we have Amber Glenn, who is just phenomenal. She's
(26:02):
so great. She just went her third national title in
a row. Yes, she's the first woman to do that
since Michelle Kwan. Yes, she has a triple axel. That's
really her secret weapon against like all of these women,
is that she can do the triple axle.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And they the other ones have not. Are they not
attempting it?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
They're not attempting it?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, So there's only one skater that's attempting the triple action.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Of whom I've mentioned. Yes, there are some other skaters
in there. There's like the neutral athlete, Adelia Petrosian. She
will be trying it.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
H and and but that's she yeah Petrosian, Okay, and then.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
And so uh that's Amber's like secret weapon is that
triple accent.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Doesn't she do like the backward bend? Everybody does that,
but she does it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
She does it well Olympics.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
And then Alissa Lou. Yes, now Alyssa Lou is out
of literally I have to believe me. Nowhere is the
world champion yet the world's last.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Year people were not checking for her.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No, she'd just come back from retirement.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yes, have we ever talked about have we We've never
met talked about how she retired?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
How did that go down?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Okay, she goes to the Olympics, she has like a
good skate. She goes to the World Championship, she medals.
We're like, okay, great, like career ahead of you. She
goes on Instagram and the post starts, hey, I really
had a good time with this skating thing.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Doesn't matter what she said next. It was incredible. She
gave Hay with a lot of a lot the words
were I'm misquoting, but she was like, hey, so yeah,
I'm retiring, Yes, basically completely.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It was like written in the parking lot of them
all like it was so unceremonious and it was incredible.
And then she was like I want to come back,
and so she had to like see hey, like she
just and usually people do like a press release or
like it means so much like something, and he was like, no,
I'm going to do a carousel and I'm out of here.
Authentic very And so she comes back and she's really
(28:06):
like on her own terms. Her dad was like really
heavily involved in her career. She was like a teenage phenom, right,
and I think that she's just like over that sort
of parental pressure.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Let's go of the dad.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's the dad, and she's like, I just want to
do this on my own. And she starts to kind
of start the season and she just is really good
and solid, and she makes it to the World Championships
and she just capitalizes on being there for the right reason.
She has this mindset of somebody who like, you only
get this when you retire and you're out of it
(28:41):
for a while, that like, this isn't the end all
be all. I'm still like a whole person outside of this.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So she has this attitude and so she goes to
the World Championships and she just skates amazing and there's
some mistakes at the top, and she just capitalizes on
the moment. She's the world champion.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
And that's her secret weapon that she won't be phased
by any of the Olympic pressures.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No, she's read let them by Mel Robbins. Yeah, yes,
and she said let them fall, let them.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Let them let me fall, them being me m m.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And she's she that's like that's her secret weapon, is
that like she's so steady and she's so mentally in
the moment that she is like she could just swipe.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
She doesn't have the checkpoints. No, okay, so now I
feel like we've gotten the rundown on everybody, or not everybody, but.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Those are those favorites.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So usually on this podcast what we do is.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I feel like this is the most sports that have
ever been talked about on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh you're right, big time, and thank you for bringing them.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It's like I felt like I had like an obligation,
a duty yes to just I want because you're gonna
go watch absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And this is this is really important. I honestly do
feel as a result of even just you doing that
breakdown that we're pretty prepared and more than we ever
would have been.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You were the tal women next to you last night
saying the gag.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Is I'm you'll never believe this. I'm like from the Mojo.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's the top six girls we're competing at the figure skating.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm Coco Moco.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
At this time. What we'll do is we'll give us bronze,
silver and gold medal for the episode. We want to
give you the opportunity to predict and project what you
think the bronze, silver, and gold medals of this event
are going to be. And remember, no one cares about
what we're saying, so it's low stakes.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Actually, you know what I like. I think it's so close.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Listen, I'm not afraid to give a prediction, so I'm
not spurting away from it.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
This is why you're good.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
But I do want to know what your predictions would
be based on kind.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Of what I've told you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Narratively, I think Alyssa is really compelling. Oh gosh, this
is hard.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
You're gonna go kura Kova first Cattiers.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't think she medals. I think I think I
think what happens with her is she becomes a star,
does not medal. Yeah, I think that the bronze medal
is going to the Japanese skater that you knew, Macomocomoto.
I think she's taking bronze in a little bit of
(31:27):
an upset. I think Amber Glenn is taking silver, and
I think Isabe is gonna win gold.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And eyes turned to stars.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
In a Sarah Hughes esque Wow.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Okay, it is so weird that you're saying that, because
I do have listen, I think there are draft the
Olympics have begun. I have been having this feeling from
a yes because she is she's completely like out of
her mind is about yes. She has been face timing me,
(32:05):
face timing me since we got here. She's never called
me a day in her life. Wow, non stop calling me.
She's she's like very something's happening something. Yeah, there is
something here. I'm gonna smash that table.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You're going to give birth? Yeah? I really like that prediction.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Okay, that's my prediction.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What do you think I mean?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I guess?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Am I trying to get you to flip this table over? Yeah,
I'll tell it anyway. I'm going to say. I'm going
to say it's miss miss Jaws takes.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Bronze, okay, Naki Gutmann Gutman, Miss Jaws, Miss Jaws, Laura
Knack Gutman. Yes, Okay, I can't tell you what it
means to me that you are saying the three words
Laura Knaki Gutman after because she deserves this.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
We're fans of Laradacie Gutman, because she's doing literalism in Finn. Yeah,
I can't believe she's portraying shark.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh my god, she was portraying the Squid Games last year.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, she's trying to be all for the sea. Yes,
don't find her in Scranton.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Don't find Nan Scranton or Jersey. I'm gonna say Alyssa Silver, Okay, No,
LIS's of gold, and then silver is gonna be I'm
gonna give it. I'm gonna give it to Isabelle. But
I would love to see I would love to see
any of these women in metal. I would too.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
And so my prediction is not it's not based on
like what I want, it's just kind of what.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I think that's what we want.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I think that Carrie Sakamoto gold, Okay, Amber Glenn silver,
and then I think let's go. I mean it is
so close, let's just throw a name out there.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, but what do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Did I say Soccomote Glenn silver? Let's say Alissa Bronze fabulous?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, and what do you make of I'm sure you're
being You're being asked this a million times. Is Minion's
guy good or bad for the sport? Oh?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's terrible because because it does but it does open up,
it does start this conversation about like opening up ip
to the tallopic skating, which is maybe a little a
little bit of like a weird Pandora's box. Listen, I
really admire somebody who's going out there knowing that they're
doing something that's like completely camp.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
And for this Spanish skater, like the only thing that
he can do is to like do something that's so
out of the box, so crazy, like the minions, Like
I've seen this program and it is an Obama nation.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yes, and in the way that he wants it to
be app Yes. Yes.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well wait there's one thing, Yes, can I tell you
about the men?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yes, you guys have to go about the man.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I mean, we have, we have, we have, we have
to do more content so like no, no, no, no,
we make it quick part of our whole Okay, just
a few men, right, we can't just talk just a
few men, just a few good men.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Where the thoughts on Ilia are that I think that
he really wants to be like the super famous, big
like athlete.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
And I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
This is and this is part of the like endearing
part about him, is that I think he really wants
to be the superstar. So he does like things that
are so out of the box, and he does his
own thing, and he has spoken word that he spoke
himself in the free Skate and so he takes these
like daring chances. And maybe when you first see it,
you're not like all the way there, but I've had
(35:55):
time to like let it settle and go into the
grooves of my brain. Yes, Amilia pill you're a pilliod.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
No heliod.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
But the best thing about Ilia and this is like
what I mean, it's where it's like, I gotta love
this guy.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Quad God.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Heard about that?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Where did you think that name came from?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Certainly from his legs, but apparently not. It's about It's
about the quadruple Axyle.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It was excited about the quad God because I thought
that then we were going.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
To see some legs some ass. Well he you're out
of luck. And two he gave himself this.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Nickname, right that guy on Survivor who called himself is God.
You can't really call yourself that unless you can back
it up, and Ilia can back it up.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Oh yeah, the quadruple Axel. It's like four years ago.
If you asked anybody, they would have said it's impossible,
and he's done it multiple times in competition.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
He's the real deal man on the moon.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You think he's going to pull it off at the Olympics, Yes, yes,
what better stage this is?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
This is the moment.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Okay, so you think he's gold medaling, I do.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I think that he has such a gap technical between
everybody that he could even afford a few major mistakes.
The way the scoring works is like when the base
value of all of their jumps and they can gain
so many points on doing elements well. So if he
makes a mistake on a few, he's he's trying maybe
seven quadruple jumps. The most maybe anybody will do is
like four or five, and he does them the most
(37:20):
important thing really well. So he gets all of these
extra points from the grade of execution and the frequency.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's like metal streep exactly. I was going to say
she could mess up all her lines. She could, she
could go, but basically she's going to slay the scene
where her daughter.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Dies one hundred percent. And he's a performer like he's
he is. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Other guys we have from France, Adam SiO humphaka amazing.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I love his skating.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
He does it now like he does it where it's
like you can feel the power that the men are
are like not afraid to perform, they are so out there.
Think amazing for once, for once, I also love me
Kyle scheider Off from Kazakhstan. Great, he's a mess. Love
it you mess mess, of course I do.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
You're You're Marie Condo. I am you love mess. You've
sparked joy for us, You've sparked joy for us quickly.
I do want to ask. I wanted to ask because
Terara Lepenskey was talking about this. It's like because as
you're talking about like these executions and like the the
elements and stuff like in terms of the scoring, like
Tara was talking about how like it is crazy conceptually
that like four minutes could change the course of things.
(38:32):
It could undo all the things that I love let
up to this moment for you since for four you know,
like since whenever you started figure skating, When did that
moment happened for you where you like let that go
finally like after you medal I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Sure and no, I think it actually like when I
didn't make the Olympic team. I was an alternate in
twenty ten, and then in twenty fourteen I didn't make it,
and I felt like that was sort of like the
end of the road.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
And then when I kind of like let it go,
I had a lot of friends that were medalists or
I had won the Eleempics and it was just like
they were still the same people. Wow. And I feel
like being able to let that go help me get
to the Olympics and to be like really in the moment,
I was like the oldest first time Olympian since the
nineteen twenties.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You were twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, back of the barn Geezer complete.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
So you were short of Amberg line coded a bit. Yeah,
queer yeah, queer legend. Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I love that. I love that this is and this
is a little lunarrative where it's like, oh, now that
you think it's behind, dude, that's when it starts to come.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
It's just you have a different perspective. And I was
really grateful to be here and I just could enjoy
it more like there is nothing like the Olympics. And
I remember like about to start my program and I
was like, this is the only program I've ever done
where I'm almost sure Reese Witherspoon and Britney Spears are
watching it.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, and nothing gets you.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Through a program like you they were, and they were.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Of course is obsessed. Well, thank you so much. This
is our first Olympics. I truly am so. I feel
so lucky that we get to do it with you
through you. Thank you for walking us through these gorgeous people.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
And we'll see who ended up being read about those metals.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I hope I scream.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
He was a genuine yeah like war cry. Yeah for Isabelle,
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