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March 19, 2026 33 mins

Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang reflect on what's been an amazing Winter Olympics, including crossing paths with Olympians since returning from Milan!   Now, we look ahead to the 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympics.  Where are the venues and what are the sports we'll be watching?  Find out in the latest episode of the Two Guys, Five Rings Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ring, ring, ring. It's the sound of the last episode, ringing.
I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
They say, you can't unring the bell, but that's what
we're doing for these rings and these bells you and I,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
They must stop a chime in for two years because
it is then that we will well, I don't know,
will we be back. Let's actually, let's let's do that
thing where we assess our own performance this year. Did
we earn it for LA? Should they have us back
to do this?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Still up to the IOC, NBC, iHeartRadio, Sesame Street, Sesame
Street YouTube. People really underwrite us in the most generous way.
And we I think we always go just below the target.

(01:10):
We succeed just under expectation.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know what. I think we are like so many
people out there when it comes to the Winter Olympics,
and that we come into it not knowing much and
we leave being experts. Everyone watching Olympics at home now
is sort of saying, well, you know so, and so
let's just say Amber Glenn because she didn't land on

(01:36):
her skate in the right way, she she got some deductions,
you know what I mean? Like people at home now
have a know how about how to judge these Winter
Olympic sports, and so do we talk about Amber Glenn
that way? You have no idea what that girl is
made of. And I feel sorry even for bringing it up. No, no, no,

(01:58):
no, no oh, you were doing it retal. I'm just saying
the people at home, yeah, you stop it unless you
unless you have plans on becoming the Surife Fields of
the Olympics, where yeah, and you got off the couch
and were like, I'm gonna do that instead of just
commentating from the comfort of my own home, I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Going to get in there.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then quiet and quiet, do you think that there's a
SuRie Fields out there for the Olympics LA twenty twenty eight,
that we are inspiring right now they started to get
in the race, and that we're going to find out
like when the LA twenty twenty eight Olympics roll around
and they're asked the question that all US Olympians are asked,
so what inspired you to do the Olympics? And they say,

(02:40):
I was a two guys, five rings fam and I
decided to put on some sneaks. I decided to get
off the couch ilet where everyone list listened to podcasts
sitting on the couch, put on some sneaks, has started running.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
And also I was five years old when I started
listening to do Guys five Rings. And I live in
you know, Anchorage, Alaska, and there's nothing to do there
but skate around.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Do you like my impression of our reporter? So but
this is here's here's what I will say. Get get
us on the field, Get us on the ground. You
know they they had us very sequestered away. You know
we were We didn't talk to any of the athletes.

(03:26):
You're literally missing out on opportunities for us to ask
questions like so what inspired you to start running? Wait?
Can I not to not to take away from your
amazing tambre and register of that impression. I did have
the pleasure of meeting Amberg Glenn last week at the Awards.
I know I must have turned my back at the
wrong moment because you had this moment. Well, I was

(03:49):
staying at the hotel and where where the event was held.
So I get back. So we celebrate your birthday at
our favorite restaurant of ours in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
More on La later.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, I go LA to come in this one and
this one. Can't get enough of that town. But I
went back to the hotel and that's where the sort
of after party was happening at the roof, and I
was like, I'll go up, and our friend Andrew was there.
And I went up and I was in my outfit change,
in my civili, I was in my cities.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I looked terrible. Tap on the shoulder. I turned around.
It's gold medalist Amber Glenn.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Unbelievable. Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
We share a lovely moment and she says, oh my god, Alyssa,
Leo and I freaked out when we saw you guys
in the stands on the.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Top of it, because I didn't. When you say that,
it makes it warms my heart because I remember, like looking,
we were in the front road cheering for them. We
were sharing loud and screaming, and they were sort of
being very Olympian about it, and like we were in
the stands, like what it's fired you and they were
like waving like Olympians and I was like, oh, I

(04:58):
don't think they're clocking bow and but now I'm finding
out they did. They were just being stoic Olympians.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
They were being I mean, we can't even get into it.
You're right just to go back to this occasion for
the last episode of the season. The sort of thing
that we come away with is, oh my god, what
are Olympics wrong? I now have an appreciation for it
that obviously no one would ever have unless you go

(05:28):
once you see what's being pulled off here in every
single way, not just the athletes, but also everyone running
the events, everyone working so hard to make sure the
Olympics goes off without a hitch. And it was an
extremely successful Olympic Games, a dramatic Olympic Games, Olympic Games
with many highs and those and we are now looking

(05:48):
forward to a new one in twenty twenty eight in La,
the Summer Olympics. And I think the question has been
for such a large amount of people, especially those who
live in and around LA, is how.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
The hell are they going to do this? But I
will say, flying into La the other day, I had
a window seat and I looked down and I saw
so Fi and I saw the forum, and I saw
a lot of the areas and the stadiums and you know,
venues where these things are going to be taking place.
And I said, you know what, I see what I see?

(06:21):
How we could do it? I really do workin and
make it after.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You always go in a different key. No, always going
a different key.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
That wasn't a different key.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't think this is working.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was a different emotion. I sang with, oh, oh.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
All it took for you to think this is gonna
be okay, was just seeing the venues. I looked at
the window and I was like, no, there's lots of
room all that. Look at all that down there.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't think the room is the issue. I think
there's a lot of high things. What's that at another highway? Well, okay,
so they've walked back. No car's Olympics or whatever the heck.
Miss Karen Bass was saying, oh golly, And they're like, well,
we're just going to encourage people to use mass transit.

(07:23):
And it's like, all right, good luck.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
We can't get listen.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
We want an privi whige. We are not, so we
are not the people to really get into this. We
have no knowledge of planning, non or Olympic planning for
that matter.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
But that's the question in everyone's minds, and we're let's
read the script that our wonderful team wrote for us,
and I will miss them very much.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Very dearly. I will say one thing, which is and
we're going to get to it. She's the first name
bolded in this document, and I think that's a sign
of good things to come because the fact that Kate
Hudson was part of the whole thing at the closing ceremony,
I think means they know exactly how to represent La

(08:10):
like Kate Hudson should be performing every night.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, but Matt, if you so, you've been on record
as saying that you will not be anywhere near the
city of Los Angeles when the Olympics happen. Can we
say that there?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I guess I have said that before. I've said so
many things that come back to haunt well.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, no, no, no no. But I have a question to
post to you. Okay, if you star in like an
almost famous or song sung blue type film God Willing
in the years between now and twenty twenty eight, which
is two, and you get nominated for an oscar Ge
and you become such a cultural fixture that it's like, well,

(08:54):
it wouldn't be a Los Angeles Olympics without Matt Rogers
in this stands or even singing the ceremony, singing your
only hope. You wouldn't turn that down.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Would you. No, no, no, no. I'll say this, I
really was nervous about going to the LA Olympics in
twenty eight because of all these traffic concerns. It sort
of haunts me to think how this is going to happen.
But I will say this again, seeing how they pulled
off Milana Courtina, maybe this will also be more widespread

(09:26):
than we thought.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
You know, it is very widespread. We're going to get
into it. Some of these venues aren't even in the
damn state of California.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know what. Let's stop asking questions and let's start
getting some answers, Okay, which is really what this podcast
is all about. It's about getting to the truth. Let's

(10:01):
get down to brass tacks. Finally, the Los.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Angeles Olympics and Paralympics in twenty twenty eight will take
place July fourteenth through thirtieth for the Olympics and August
fifteenth to twenty seventh for that Paralympics.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah. The last time the Olympics took place in the
United States was the two thousand and two Winter Olympics
in Salt Lake City. We all remember Romney Mitt Romney,
of course, very mit Romney coated. And this will be
the first Summer Olympics in the US and is the
nineteen ninety six Games in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was not in the United States when Atlanta happened,
and I was up on my perch in Montreal, going
seems fun down there. Maybe I'll take a visit.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And now you frequent Atlanta all the time I do?
Or were you talking about America? Both?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I frequent America quite often.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
In Atlanta, you were sort of Ariel the little Mermaid
looking down in America, being like, I want to be
Hota the world, the famous way the song goes, I
want to be.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
This will be the third time that la serves as
the host city of the Olympic Games. The last times
or of course nineteen thirty two and nineteen eighty four.
It joins London and Paris, is the only three time hosts.
Does it deserve to be in the trifecta of London
in Paris, two of the greatest cities in history?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, whenever I say London and then Paris, you know
the third thing I want to say, tell me maybe
Tokyo because it's you know, if I had to say
something instead of Tokyo, it would be La. In a
video hyping the upcoming twenty twenty eight Summer Olympics in
Los Angeles that debut during the closing ceremony, actress singer

(11:57):
Academy Award nominated legend Kate Hu's in aka My Favorite Celebrity,
delivered a modern take of the classic nineteen sixty six
song by The Mamas and the Papas, California Dreaming. The
video was filmed in well known spots around California, including
downtown La Venice Beach, the Sixth Street Bridge, and the
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Do you think we'll see a hologram of Mama Cass
at the Olympics? Honey?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Are all the leaves brown and the sky is gray? Mmmm?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, then then there's your answer. We think so.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
We think so.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
We've reached out to team Mama Cass said, what happened
gram of Big Mama? I would love to see that.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I remember when holograms seemed to be like the way
of the future. Anyway, yes, in their entirety. The twenty
twenty eight LA Olympics and Paralympics will feature more than
eight hundred events. Across more than fifty total sports. This
is where I start to break out in a stress hive.
Don't do that think and just those those are big
numbers in LA. It's a big town. But you think

(13:04):
of one event and you start to go, oh god,
I got to get to the forum in Los Angeles.
The opening ceremonies expected to take place in Inglewood at
the twenty twenty eight Stadium, home of the NFL's Rams
and Chargers. The LA Memorial Coliseum will host the closing ceremony.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Now, excuse me, is this happening at SOFI Stadium? Barbar?
Do you know the answer to that question? Because this
just says in Englewood at the twenty twenty eighth stadium.
Is this Sofi Stadium?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't think they're building another stadium in Inglewood, or
I would simply be crazy because.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Of the perfectly good one they have right there, which
has held you know, many a concert which we've seen.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
We have an opening ceremony venue at home. I'm kind
of using memes speak.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, meme speak. Well, I think the twenty twenty eight
LA Olympics are going to be memes many. While Hollywood
is now getting smaller and smaller and I do mean
the smaller and smaller screen. Wait, what's Barb saying? Yes,
the stadium for the opening ceremony is so far where Taylor,
Swift and Beyonce have performed, among many others, among many others.

(14:09):
But there are very fun new sports that are making
their debuts that we'll get too later. But several new
sports here we go by later, I mean now. Flag
football will be making its Olympic debut in LA two
years from now. Instead of tackling defenders, stop the play
by pulling a flag from the ball carriers built, making
the sport non contact, faster and easier to play internationally.

(14:33):
Both men's and women's tournaments will be included. Wow, So
like this is huge for like your good girlfriend's husband
who does this on Sundays to get away from you know,
the family. You know what I mean? This is this
is very huge. I have a girlfriend whose husband does
this in the park on Sundays. It's his time with
his friend's culture. Flag absolutely and America's friend Travis Kelcey

(15:02):
should he be in the NFL in twenty twenty eight,
will be permitted to play in the Olympic Games. Do
you think he'll hold on two more years to make
sure that he gets the LMB.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Not a fortune teller that. I think that's a question
to ask a fortune teller.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Were you gonna ask bar Matt if Travis Kelsey is
expected to.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Stay in the NFL?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I wasn't gonna ask her that because I feel like
I can answer that question myself. Not that I know,
but I feel like he's gonna do one more year
of football, right, wasn't that announced?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I feel like there were some trade stories that were
like Travis Kelce's comeback for one year to football at
like Taylor Swift's urging.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
And Mama Kelsey's home renovation is going swimmingly. These are
the tabloid this is the tablet fodder that I genuinely
am like, this is what it should be. Care Okay,
But following unanimous approval by team owners in May of
twenty twenty five, stars like Jalen Hurts, Patrick Mahomes, and
Justin Jefferson have expressed interests. Wow, expressed interest. Time's a

(16:05):
ticken boys, you got it, you got It's just you
can't be on the fence about this. It's the Olympic Games.
It's in less than two years. I'm sorry about two years.
But so different than what they're used to. They're used
to tackling each other to the ground, giving each other
head bumps. This is flag football. This is a gentleman's sport.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
This is different. They're gonna have to go to etiquette class.
Of course, we're gonna have to get them, you know,
we're gonna have to get them together before they take
the field. And I'm I want to see it. But
moving on, Baseball and softball have been a part of
several Olympic Games, most recently at the twenty twenty Tokyo Games.
Baseball made seven appearances at the Olympic Games as a

(16:46):
demonstration sport in nineteen hundred, nineteen twelve, nineteen thirty six,
nineteen fifty six, nineteen sixty four, nineteen eighty four and
nineteen eighty eight, before earning metal sports status in nineteen
ninety two. They really tried.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It with baseball and softball in Paris. They were no, no, no, no,
I don't know, I don't know. Why are they no
baseball venues diamonds in France? Instead you do the boulangerie,
the patisserie, the fromagerie. It's the American pastime, Japanese past time,

(17:23):
a pastime the world over.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I don't I was. I did raise my eyebrow at Paris.
I was like, why y'all could out baseball? But cricket
makes a second Olympic appearance, returning after an absence of
one hundred and twenty eight years. This is just this.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I sometimes I'm like, oh, Australia, I don't identify at
all with anything Australian, and I am looking forward to it.
But cricket is something that I never could could never
be peaked for me. It's it's it's Australian culture, it's
New Zealand culture. It's it's below the equator culture.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It can't be peaked. What can be peaked? Lacrosse or
six is similar to cricket. Lacrosse returns to the Olympics
after more than a century, but this time in a
faster paced sixes format. I'm a smaller field. I guess
this is akin to rugby seven's.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Lacrosse actually rules and this is me in my Colorado
culture speaking, lacrosse was big Long Island culture.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Too, of course, and the boys in high school playing
lacrosse quties definitely the hot Boys played lacrosse for sure,
for sure, for sure, so sure, I mean, this is
the sport we're watching. To say the least, what inspired
you to watch the games? To squash, we'll be making

(18:45):
its Olympic debut in LA although squash was a demonstration
sport in the twenty eighteen Youth Olympic Games in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
At the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Games, medals will
be awarded in forty four sports. In addition to new sports,
some new events will be on the Olympic program, such
just coastal rowing beach sprint format. Meanwhile, the modern pentathlon

(19:09):
events will no longer include sorry, the equestrian discipline and
instead feature obstacle racing. Give the horses a break and
a chance. Absolutely, this is that feels very traders to me.
Traders challenge survivor when are we going to get a
reality competition program as an Olympic sport? When are we
going to run traders alongside the Winter or Summer Olympics

(19:31):
and say we are including this as an Olympic event
in its own right this year. It's just taking place
elsewhere in Scotland, Like when are we brave enough, I'm
getting upset suddenly. Sometimes this is just what happens. When
are we brave enough to include reality television and say
it's here, it's on the Olympic level. Sorry, I got

(19:52):
up set, Cause really, if you think about it, I
think anything with an audience now is a sport.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
We all route for certain people to win. Yeah, and
we's everyone's the Emperor and the coliseum watching the gladiators fight.
And you know, colisseum is a large umbrella term for
all the venues that we're going to be filling up.

(20:21):
Spectate the venues, let's talk about it. Miss Olympics spreads
events throughout the city to highlight LA's culture, beaches, and
the entertainment industry.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Of course, well all three of those things are slowly
going away, honey eroding. These games will be the first
in eighty years in which no new permanent venues will
be built. In total, more than forty venues across the
city of Los Angeles, southern California and a handful across
other states all will be utilized. How interesting is that?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
So I'm saying, when did Oklahoma get in the mix?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Certainly not La unless you take out the O, the K,
the H, the O, the M, and the other A.
Then there's a little lam mayor.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
If you take out the okay home and then it's
la okay home uh and then move to limit costs
and meet sustainability targets. We love that it was announced
that the softball and canoe slalom competitions will take place
in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, thirteen hundred miles from southern California.
So we're acknowledging it. So we're acknowledging it widespread.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Additionally, preliminary and knockout round soccer matches will be held
in get this, New York, New York, Columbus, Ohio, Nashville, Tennessee,
Saint Louis, Missouri, San Jose, California, and San Diego, California. Okay,
those two they I get it. But the other ones,
I mean, let's just call this Olympics America.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Why don't we? One significant change includes a revision to
the traditional Olympic calendar, in which the swimming events take
place in the first week of the Games, with track
and field competition closing out the schedule in week two. Ugh,
can't wait?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Can I say? This change is necessitated by the fact
that the home of the NFL's Rams and Chargers in Englewood,
will host the Olympic swimming competition in addition to the
Olympic Games opening ceremony. So again we can say this
is SOFI stadium I've had it, was calling it, you know,
that stadium in Englewood.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So they can't just have them at the same time.
I don't know anything about event planning or large venues. Clearly,
excuse you, excuse your mouth. Excuse your mouth. Okay, more
notable venues. They're recently refurbished LA Memorial Coliseum. Oh, I
do love that place. We'll host the track and field

(22:44):
competition at both the Olympics and Paralympics, as well as
the closing ceremony.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah. The home of the NBA's LA Lakers, WNBA Sparks
and the NHL's Kings in downtown LA will serve as
the host of the gymnastics and wheelchair basketball competitions. The
new stadium will be the site of the men and
women's basketball competitions. The LA Convention Center in downtown LA
will be the site of five Olympic sports. Fencing, judo

(23:10):
as in judo, chop table, tennis, taekwondo and wrestling, or
as some other guys say it, wrestling, weightlifting, and goal
ball will take place across the street in the Peacock Theater.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
LA Convention Center. Memories there Matt I went to drag
coon there one year and pea Peacock Theaters where they
have your Your Award shows every now and then your
Emmy's your Yes things of this nature.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Well. The Riviera Country Club and the Pacific palis Ades
neighborhood of la will be the site of the golfing competition.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
And the equestrian events for the Olympics and Paralympics will
take place in Santa Anita Park in Arcadia, about twenty
miles northeast of downtown La. O Kady Sewana del Rey song.
It's a pretty song, beautifully written. The famed Rose Bowl
Football Stadium will host the final rounds of soccer, and

(24:10):
the adjacent Rose Buwl Aquatics Center will host the diving
competition who I Love the Diving Competition.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
The Venice Beach Boardwalk will host the starts of the
men's and women's marathons and men's and women's cycling road races.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
The USC Sports Center, one of the university of Southern
California's basketball volleyball teams will host a bridthmcdymnastics, My Favorite
and badminton during the twenty twenty eight Olympic LA Olympics.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
The Supulvita Basin Recreation Area in the San Fernando Valley
will host BMX cycling and skateboarding. The home of the
LA Galaxy of Major League Soccer, Carson, California, will host
Olympic track cycling, field hockey, rugby seven's, archery and tennis,
as well as Paralympic.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Track cycling, para archery and melchair tennis.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
And finally, artistic swimming, beach volleyball, water polo, and open
water swimming events all will be held in Long Beach,
which is a little south of Carson, an under twenty
five miles south of downtown LA Widespread so the twenty

(25:23):
twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics could see a true changing
of the guard. We got a whole bunch of new
faces coming back or rather you know, looking to make
a big splash for the first real time in the Olympics,
especially in gymnastics and swimming, and adding new events like
flag football, across and cricket leaves more room for elite
stars to make a name for themselves and their country.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Including the Stars and the Stripes.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
As we transition towards Los Angeles hype, here are some
of the top athletes to watch in the twenty twenty
eight Olympics.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
We got Kitlyn Clark be sure to have taken away bo.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
We've got Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
That coin, the former number one overall WNBA draft pick,
missed out on the Paris Olympics team narrowly despite being
fresh out of college having a little pro basketball experience
under her belt.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's what we forget. I mean, she's been such a
star for a while that like you're like, oh right,
she has technically not been pro for that long, right,
but she is now the face of the league becoming
it arguably whatever you want to say, I think she's
a damn star and for women's sports as a whole,
and has her track for a spot on the twenty

(26:33):
twenty eight roster.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Now I'm not talking about the actor from you are
when I say Anthony Edwards, listen up. The Paris Games
felt like a farewell tour for the lebron James, Steph
Curry and Kevin durant Era. If Team USA is turning
the page, this twenty four year old Edwards looks like
the centerpiece of the next chapter.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Keep an eye on him. Let's get French. Victor Wembinyama
was instrumental in taking his home country France all the
way to a silver medal at the Paris Games. Would
be no surprise for France to make another deep run
with him leading the charge, and of course, why wouldn't he.

(27:12):
He's seven foot three point five inches.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
My Lord Sidney McLaughlin, Levrony gold medals and Sydney have
become basically synonymous. Already one of the most dominant track
athletes of her generation. Hmmm, we have a name that
sounds like an actor from the pit, but not. Noah
Lyles had a shortened time in Paris because he contracted

(27:41):
the disease known as COVID nineteen, but he still won
two medals. He won golden one hundred meter and bronze
the two hundred. He is on track to once again
proved he's indeed the fastest man alive. And I'm going
to change my name to Mondo Duplantis Olympic gold medalist

(28:01):
turned pole vault into a primetime event, and why should
we not expect it to happen again in twenty twenty eight.
Representing Sweeten. Duplantis is one of the many international familytes
ready to bring their flair to the US movement to
start calling Sweden Sweeten, Sweeten from Sweden.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I have a cousin who lives in Sweden.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
And you know who's back and pretty much the face
of the game's BO. That's Katie Ledecki. Uh huh, that's right.
Oh yeah, with fourteen Olympic medals, nine of which are gold,
four from silver, and one bronze. But we don't talk
about her. We're looking to add to that total. She's truly, truly,
truly coming for it again. She's the most decorated female

(28:45):
US Olympian.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Get into it.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
All our cousins from around the world will be gathering
in the summer of twenty twenty eight for the Olympic
Games BO, this time under that California sun.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
And they'll all be fighting a way mo because that's la.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah. Everyone's gonna be in the way most on the
way to the stadium, Like it's just gonna be a
total breakdown.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Either you're fist fighting the way mo from within or
you're in front of it, just punching the glass. Not good,
None of it not good.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
So we look ahead to July twenty twenty eight, Los
Angeles will finish preparing, the Olympic stage will be set,
and the Olympic flame will once again light up the
City of Angels. And with that bow, looks like we
reached the end of season two of two Guys, five rings.
Do you have any final words, final thoughts?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I do. I am so grateful that we got to
do this again. First time around felt like a wonderful,
beautiful way in for the Olympics. With us, we have
an amazing team. Really, they are remarkable and not making

(30:04):
us feel like the idiots we are when it comes
to sports and many other knowledge areas in this world.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
In fact, we just want to announce that they all
get gold medals. So thank you, Barb, thank you, Sean,
thank you, Vince, thank you, Jason, thank you, Kurt. Gold
medals all and gold medal.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
To you, Bo, gold medal to you, Matt.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Thanks and.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm excited to see what the next Winter Olympics, even
having stored the French Alps in twenty thirty. Now, what
about you, matt Any. Closing thoughts, I.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Just really so grateful to be able to have done
this and to have gotten to go to the Olympics themselves,
a true experience of a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I will never forget.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And I do feel comfortable judging ice dancing now. So
I do want to say, like, unless we do this
podcast again and we're super super busy, I am available
to be a judge, and I will look at that
French judge in her eyes and I will say I
see you, mama. To avenge Madison and Oven, you could

(31:18):
say that that's that's a perfectly noble cause.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
So that when someone asks.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You what inspired you to judge with the I sushire you.
What's a judge? I'll say revenge, revenge, Lily, I've been
looking for revenge because at the words, it's a wonderful
motivation to get in the rings. Revenge is the best medicine.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I'll show him. Revenge is the best medicine. She wanted
to say, revenge is the best revenge. I think.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Revenge. Revenge is the best medicine. Of laughter is the
best medicine. And there's a like a good life or
something is the best revenge or whatever. Revenge is a
dish best served cold. Like, there's a lot of revenge
and medicine and laughter all sort of dance around each other.
So but I've made something new when I say revenge

(32:20):
is the best medicine.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
It's not a common expression, but I think you're just
combining to other common ones, and I really celebrate your alchemy. Yeah,
all right, thank you all for listening, and uh, maybe
we'll see you next time. Who knows, We'll see where
the state of podcasting is in two years.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Tell us in the comments if you think we should
come back.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Just kidding, don't, don't, don't. We've we've heard your cries
and protest. Well, signing off, This is Bell and Yang and.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Matt Rogers, and we end every episode with that familiar
year old song, Oh yeah, what inspired you?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Just kidding,
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