May 14, 2026 • 24 mins
Tamra and Dolores can’t stand Danny’s behavior, but is it ever okay to get in the middle of a couple’s fight?
Should Kristen have sat this cast trip out?! Is this tension between her and Luke just proving how badly we want them to stay together?
Plus, Lacy and Michelle’s tiff… Who took things too far? Are Lacy and Jesse a good fit or are they too different?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy mellencap and camera, Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Tamrad, Judge, and Delores, who is
going to film and looking beautiful as ever.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you. Yes, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I love how the roles have been reversed now. It
was always like, oh God, I gotta go, So we
are going to go over the Valley, Season three, episode seven.
This episode begins with Jesse talking while Lacey isn't paying
attention to a single thing. He's saying, if you notice
is one thing that annoyed me. She was texting almost
the entire episode, Lacy. She was on her phone, texting, texting, texting, texting.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I did not notice that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Actually, It's like, I mean, doing any job, I can't say,
I'm when I go get my nails done and the
girl's texting on her if I went when I was
working at Burger King, do you think that I could
just get on them my phone and just start when you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Tank phones didn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They did it. They did it. Oh god, how sad.
So At dinner, Michelle sees she's sitting across from Lacey,
and she's like, hell to the no, I am not
going to sit across the street from this, across from
this bitch. So Janet moves so Michelle can move, you know, closer.
You know, Lacey and Michelle they can't stand each other.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It is not that is that's a relationship that's never
going to work. And I mean, is Jesse and Lacey
still together?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm shocked because Lacey kind of and were trying
to get Lacey on the podcast. She kind of acts
like she she does not like him very much. She's
not liking him very much.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Then why is she with him? They are together a
long time. Listen what you see on camera always it
doesn't he seems she's in to her, he's sitting to her.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But I feel like she's got a little bit of
better morals than he does.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, I think she's good for him, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
He's more mature for him than he is, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, I think that she says, you know, I saw
her saying to him, say you're sorry about that. And
I think he's crazy for her. Oh I do too, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Think he's totally in love with her. I think that
you know she's just trying to help him because he
just doesn't do things the right way. It's like, say
you're sorry, you have to go say you're sorry. No,
I'm not doing it. He's like a child. Yeah yeah,
So and then Lacy she doesn't like Janet. She thinks
Janet is sneaky and mean, and at this point, Janet
(02:39):
can't seem to win anybody over and somehow this needs
to change.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Listen, Janet's done her job.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Janet is a damn good reality star.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So Jane, we all know what we signed up for,
and Janet was very much needed here. I like Janet.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I like her too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Janet's very nice when I see her. Saw Jennet at
the iHeart event. She came up to me. She couldn't
be any nice, so we hung out by the pool.
So listen, Janet's doing her job. You can't hate someone
for doing their job.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And I'm already I love her husband too. It just
seems like such a solid guy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I know, I can't understand why they feel the way
they do about her. Not going to take that away
from the other people whose BULLSHES bussed all the time,
but I have to say, she handles herself.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, yeah, and then Kristen's still struggling postpartum. She doesn't
like her body, she doesn't like anything, she doesn't like
her husband. She's taking out on Luke.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I hope they hang in there. I hope they make
it through this. Is there anything she can What do
they do for postpartum? I didn't have it? So is
there some type of medication they can give you? This
girl needs help. I feel terrible for her.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, where was the baby? The baby wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Right, No, wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm surprised they didn't bring her.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It was the first time leaving the baby. Yeah, they
need to get out together. They need to have.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Brought her baby and a babysitter. I don't know. I
feel personally it's really hard to leave a three month
old home. And I know, christ especially your first one.
I wouldn't leave my like Sydney. When I had Sydney,
I could not leave her alone for anything. I couldn't
even take her to the gym and put her in daycare.
(04:29):
I would get nervous. So I get where she's coming from,
especially this being her very first child, being away from.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And all the hormones and all the hormones.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
She's not comfortable in her body crucial time, you know,
and everyone's around, crowding, Kristen asking her if she's okay,
and at that point she's like, everybody gets the away
from me, Luke. I feel bad for Luke because you do.
It's hard for him, and he's such a sweet guy.
He really is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I think they're gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And Christenin's like, I don't feel great, and she's bleeding
and she says she's wearing like adult diapers, and Luke
is like, I can't be in your body.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's just a bad time. Yeah, and they'll get through it,
but I hope they do. I really three minds. By
three months, she should be turning a corner now, and
I don't think she is, so I think she definitely
needs help.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, she needs help now. Danny's drunk, shocker, he's slurring,
and Lala is watching him like a hawk.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's I feel like Lala, first of all, she's sober, yeah,
and she's she's getting nervous around him. He's making I
feel like he's making her not nervous, but I don't.
I'm not comfortable around people who drink because people that drank.
When I was growing up, it turned out some violent. Yeah,
(06:00):
so I don't drink, and for that reason, I feel
like maybe, but I get nervous, I get like a
pit in my stomach. And I've never been around happy
drunk and if I was, they're more annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more annoying than a drunk
person when you're sober.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't want to be a reform tour. Not that
I'm reformed from drinking, but I don't want to be
that person that's judging, you know, like, yeah, I want
you to have a good time, I want you to drink.
I don't want to be around it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, Danny's drinking has been a topic of conversation since
the show started. Danny's not a good drunk, and a
lot of people are saying that he is. He does
some questionable things. Let's just leave it at that. And
at that point, like do you just not drink? Like
you wouldn't be wise for him to say, you know what,
(06:51):
don't drink.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think that also Nia tries to stop him in
a very subtle way because then there's I'm just having fun.
Why do you want to take that from me, You're boring.
I need my outlet, I get to have I should
be able to have a good time. And I know
the whole rhetoric that comes with her trying to tell
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him not to drink when he is so you know,
I really think that he probably just shouldn't, but he
wants to. And how do you take that from someone
who doesn't really think they have a problem? And does
he really have a problem. There's just so much Well,
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
To get a hold of a pantry downing alcohol without
you didn't want people to see you got a problem.
You got a problem. Now this next thing? Now, Jesse
and Lacey stay back to chat with Shannon and Jason.
Lazy accused Janet of doing a deep dive on Reddit?
Is that a deep dive Reddit? Like, isn't that just
(07:54):
public information?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I think that if you just google someone's name, it's
it's a dick.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, I mean, if you have somebody on the cast,
we all do it. We all like if somebody's new, like,
let's not not necessarily like let's go into their back,
like whatever's out there on Google? Right on social mostly
it's social media, Yeah, like go on social media. Look whatever,
So Lacey accuses Janet of doing a deep dive on
Reddit and asked Lacey about her multiple auditions for RHOC. Now,
(08:25):
I heard that she did try out one time. I
didn't hear multiple times and that was it. I didn't
hear anything more than that. So and even if she
did try out, like, what's the what's wrong with that?
I don't see anything wrong with it? Right? No, I
(08:46):
mean she tried out, she didn't make it. So are
they insinuating she tried it out, didn't make it? So
now that's why she's dating like Jesse she wants to
be on a rally TV because.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said in the scene she said no, I didn't,
didn't she? And then she said yes in her confessional.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think she tried out once from what I've heard,
all right, so I didn't make it very far and
that was that. I think she was also married at
the time and the marriage didn't work out and h whatever.
But she also said that David Hasselhoff blocked her on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why is that okay? So I think his new wife
did too, and his new wife did too.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So there was information on the show last year about
her dating somebody from Baywatch, and it wasn't David hasseoff.
I don't know why they blocked her. I think potentially
it was because David was getting like hounded or people
were writing stuff on his social media. I don't know.
(09:53):
So Lacey didn't want Jesse fighting her battles. Do you
understand that? Or was it just him trying to help?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He was just trying to help. Yeah, I think he
was just trying to don't I don't think he should
have gotten in trouble by her for what he did.
To be honest, he was just supporting her. But who knows.
I think he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Lacey didn't want him trying to fight her battles because
everything he says is bad.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Like her way of it, the way he does it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think she leads a little bit more with respect,
like she doesn't want to fight with people. She wants
to make things better.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So they're back at the house and due to Brittany,
Lacey and Michelle start arguing. Michelle confirms that she was
the only one to receive a cease and.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Assist from Lacey.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Now, first of all, if you remember, there was a
lot of talk about Lacey on the show, and she
would not go on the show last year, so she
sent a legal letter. I was called the up letter,
and they're upset about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, okay, Lacey pulls up text messages from Michelle criticizing
her appearance. This is what Michelle said to Jesse. Look
at all the crap you've said about me, yet you've
already introduced her to your fake OC girl. I don't
approve of a girl who looks like that to be
Isabella's stepmom. I hope that you end up with somebody.
(11:30):
I hope you don't end up with somebody like that
for Isabella's sake. So she basically she didn't really say
anything horrible about her look. She just said like she
had plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
She didn't. I mean, she should watch Atlanta. She wants
to know what people say about their looks. But then
you know, she should have never seen that text, like
Jesse shouldn't have showed her. I know she's upset and
they're fighting. She did.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She did. She's like, you know, he shouldn't. She is
very logical, the Lacey.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Lacy's logical until she brings up something that could really
take down Michelle. When she said you pushed him through
the window right where did that even come from? Okay,
So having saying that on TV is a big problem.
She can get in trouble for it. She can have
charges pressed against her for that. And he turns around,
(12:21):
he goes, well you did, and she's like, that's not
what happened, and blah blah all these things.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well, it sounds like they got into some physical altercation,
is what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And so there's two very different stories. He said he
was helping her on a commercial deal, and because he
was helping her, he wanted money from it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Ew that gives me the ick. Just help your wife.
Why do you need money from it? And you're married
at the time, So doesn't it all go into one pot? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But Michelle begs Jesse for a divorce. Jesse calls her performative.
Why doesn't he signed the divorce papers? Just sign up?
You don't want to be with her, you have a girlfriend?
What is They haven't said like, oh well, there's a
hold up. He hasn't had any kind of like logical
reason for not signing it, like oh, well, you know what,
(13:14):
we're fighting over money or we're fighting out, Like there's
what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's a problem, like it's it's it's a problem, it's
it's a problem. But Lala jumps in. So twice in
this episode, Lala jumps in on something. Yeah, because she
was like, oh, we're not going to go here right now.
She's she covered it anyway, it gets dropped, but it
could be a problem. All the girls run off and
start to be like, you know, what is she doing?
(13:43):
Why did she start with you what? I don't know
what Lacey's trying to do here by bringing up you
said this to me, you said that to me.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's kind of was the one that brought up the past.
It got the conversation.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He said, I think you guys need to talk. And
then she runs off and she was texting on her phone. Yeah.
So it was funny because Jesse's like, was it Jesse
that said Brittany likes to do that? She starts a
fire and then she walks walks away.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah. Well, the next morning, Schwartz tells Laala that he
had a wild sex dream about her last night, but
Lala can only picture him being Vanilla, saying he won't
be slapping ass or choking out. I'm like, I don't
want to be choked I don't ever want to be choked.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, she's just kind of saying like Schwartz is like
not that, like how wild she goes? Did you shit
on my chest? I mean, there's a lot of things
you could have said.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
She's all those fogged up glasses and he still has
his probably has his socks on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, So I mean, you know what, Schwartz, Schwartz, Tom,
I saw you the other day. You're such a sweetheart,
so in love with your girlfriend. Sometimes there's that He's no,
wasn't with her, but he's in absolute love all of her.
And he's like so happy, looks great. I'm just gonna
just get you a little advice. You probably shouldn't tell
(15:03):
everybody everything.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's just like he's oh, I just love him so much.
And this is what change is. He's different from everybody else.
The other guys in the house. They're like, did you
wake up with a boner? He's like, I'm not talking
about that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He's that agent. Not waking up with a boner. Then
there's probably an issue.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But the dreams, Yeah, but the fact that he didn't
want to talk about it. Now, if that was anybody else,
they'd be like, yeah, you know, what I mean, I know,
I know, yeah, Okay. Then Kristin and Luke finally have
a productive conversation. It was so nice to see Kristin
recognize the behavior, apologize for it. They're having fun, They're trying.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
He was so happy they were having him a moment.
That's why, like this scene really solidified how badly I
want them to stay together.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I know, I know, I think they will. I think
she just is just in such a funk. And you know,
I've seen her on social media. She's getting her groove back. Sure,
she getting her body back. She's you know, she'll she'll
get on the other side of it. I'm sure. So
they decided to go on a safari in San Diego. Now,
i live like an hour away from San Diego. I've
never done that, that whole safari situation. I thought that
(16:15):
was closed down. I guess I was wrong. So Danny
Anda are not in a good place now that.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The baby doesn't belong there. The baby doesn't belong there.
I'm sorry if you can't go, if you if you
have to bring your baby, then stay home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
But she has a babysitter with her. Well, I don't
understand that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So there's no bottles involved. You can't pump and put
a bottle. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think she said in earlier conversations that earlier episode
that the baby won't take a bottle. Now, I breastfed
all my kids for a year plus and they would
not take a bottle, So I get that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Then stay off, Then do not go, stay home. Then
don't go on this Safari ride.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It's gonna do a point me. I don't want to
see babies, and I don't want to see breastfeeding. That's all.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I feel like. We're saying the baby's too hot on
the ride. You're complaining there's no way to cool her off.
Then you should not have gone.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, okay, do you think she's like a little bit
overreacting or a little bit protective.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well, then don't go on really the ride, then stay
off of it. If you are that protective and it's
going to be too hot on there and you have
to nurse her, then do not go. It's that simple.
Let's move on from this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Danny is a complete jerk to Nia on the Safari ride.
When she asked him to find something to fan the baby.
He just he does realize that's his child too, right, well,
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I never depended on a man for.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Anything, thank God.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Right, So I'm just going to say till this day.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know it was. If it was
that hot out, just stay home, Let the guy just go,
let everyone go, let the girl everyone but you, and
just stay home.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
So Michelle pulls Lacey aside and has a conversation and
they seem to come to a mutual understanding. And that's
because I feel like Michelle and Lazy can be adults
when Jesse's not around. And I do appreciate that Lacey
keeps Jesse in check and isn't afraid to call him out.
And she's told him over and over, you need to apologize.
(18:36):
You're giving me the ick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
He's like, I'll do it in my time. First of all,
she told him once, she told him twice, she's not
his mother. Yeah, if he doesn't want to do it,
he's not going to do it. You can't force him
except that this is something he did. You're not going
to change him. So what are you doing here, Lacy?
(19:01):
You got to think about what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm wondering if they're going to make it
it just seems so different. So Nia announces the male pageant.
She won't say the word drag, queen, we're not dressing up.
Or she doesn't say the word drag, she's saying male pageant.
So after there's the far, they're going to go back
to the house and they're going to dress the guys
(19:25):
up as and I would say drag, but in a
male pageant. Zach has giant fake boobs. They're so big,
and he's you know, he's joking with it, and he's like,
now I know why you want these things gone. And
it's so funny that they actually had to blur out
the nipple of the fake prosthetic titties.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Zach's so cool. I love Zach. I think he's a
great friend anyway. So they're all getting ready and now
you know, Danny's getting mouth, he's drinking, and here comes
Lalla the other room, saying you can't talk to her
like that. Now, there's always that risk when you get
involved in a couple's argument that that they are going
(20:09):
to that it's going to cause the fight to get worse. Right,
there's a lot of times that I don't, you know,
wouldn't get involved. I don't like getting involved in other
people's arguments. I don't like getting involved in a couple. Yeah,
I've gotten in an argument with my own person that
I'm with because he gets like says something that's not
my thing, that's not And you know, Lala did come in.
(20:33):
I know Lalla has been in an abusive relationship that
there are some things that do trigger her.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And Danny like he's getting mad because he doesn't like
the dress that she got him.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well what is because he's nasty and he's drunk, and
and because what do you do with my makeup?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like, oh my god, I'm like seriously, seriously.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
He's nasty and he's drunk, and and.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's like this is a magic my competition. It'd be
over in two seconds. He's just very cocky. So Nia
puts the baby down because apparently Danny helping with the
baby is completely out of the question. You know, he's
just oh, he's frustrating.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He is frustrating, and he is a little bit anyway.
I'm not mad at Lala for walking in there and
doing that, but it did escalate something else and between
him and her, and you know, we'll see what happens
next week because it got out of hand. I think
it got out of hand, and Lala is not the
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one to go back at.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Did somebody say, if this is how you speak to
her on camera? She can imagine Lala that said that.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Lala said that. Yeah, she did say that.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I mean Lala actually starts crying about it. He mocks Lalla,
calling her drag persona mistriggered, and she finally just lose
it on him. He tries to play the victim. You
know what really annoyed me is when Nia did her
confessional is saying she feels two ways about Lalla stepping in. Ay,
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it's none of your business. B I'm not crazy. I'm
glad she sees what I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So she shouldn't have said don't step in. She should
have said that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
And you know what, I agree.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know what, Nia, take the bull by the horns
and tell him you can't drink anymore. You're on TV,
you need those job. Things are going to get bad.
If you don't want people thinking that he doesn't treat
you nicely, then tell him he can't drink on camera
and then if he doesn't stop, then that's a problem.
Or how about telling me can't drink at all.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I don't drink at all.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm not a drinker. I don't want to be like
a judgmental person. But I even see me, even sees
him sat not being a great person who can handle
his liquor. So I think that this is now the
second season where I think Nia needs to get a
hand on this. Think about this because your kids are
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going to get a little older and they're going to
see this behavior. You really need to think about it.
And the behavior we see is it the worst I've
ever seen? No, but I cannot use what I've seen
in my life as a gauge.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, but what we're seeing on TV is bad. I
can't imagine what we're not seeing.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, if it's bad, right, if you think it's bad,
you have kids.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Nia spends every season trying to control is drinking on camera,
and it's not any different from when I started seeing it. Yeah,
I think it's gonna get worse. I think that there's
potential for this to get worse. But there's tried to
Their friends have tried to intervene there. Everybody used to
have a fla la ready to fist fight them over it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Alma is not going to let this go like she's
calling him out if she if he's treating his wife
like shit.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, so anyway, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
All right, well I know you got to get off.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I got home, have so much fun, raise hell, do
all the things.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do the thing. I'm going to do that thing. Girl. Okay,
i'n't even unpacked since my vacation. Don't mind my mess
in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of
Two Teas in a Pods.
To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy mellencap and camera, Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of two Teas in
a Pod with myself, Tamrad, Judge, and Delores, who is
going to film and looking beautiful as ever.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you. Yes, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I love how the roles have been reversed now. It
was always like, oh God, I gotta go, So we
are going to go over the Valley, Season three, episode seven.
This episode begins with Jesse talking while Lacey isn't paying
attention to a single thing. He's saying, if you notice
is one thing that annoyed me. She was texting almost
the entire episode, Lacy. She was on her phone, texting, texting, texting, texting.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I did not notice that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Actually, It's like, I mean, doing any job, I can't say,
I'm when I go get my nails done and the
girl's texting on her if I went when I was
working at Burger King, do you think that I could
just get on them my phone and just start when you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Tank phones didn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
They did it. They did it. Oh god, how sad.
So At dinner, Michelle sees she's sitting across from Lacey,
and she's like, hell to the no, I am not
going to sit across the street from this, across from
this bitch. So Janet moves so Michelle can move, you know, closer.
You know, Lacey and Michelle they can't stand each other.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It is not that is that's a relationship that's never
going to work. And I mean, is Jesse and Lacey
still together?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm shocked because Lacey kind of and were trying
to get Lacey on the podcast. She kind of acts
like she she does not like him very much. She's
not liking him very much.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Then why is she with him? They are together a
long time. Listen what you see on camera always it
doesn't he seems she's in to her, he's sitting to her.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But I feel like she's got a little bit of
better morals than he does.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, I think she's good for him, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
He's more mature for him than he is, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, I think that she says, you know, I saw
her saying to him, say you're sorry about that. And
I think he's crazy for her. Oh I do too, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Think he's totally in love with her. I think that
you know she's just trying to help him because he
just doesn't do things the right way. It's like, say
you're sorry, you have to go say you're sorry. No,
I'm not doing it. He's like a child. Yeah yeah,
So and then Lacy she doesn't like Janet. She thinks
Janet is sneaky and mean, and at this point, Janet
(02:39):
can't seem to win anybody over and somehow this needs
to change.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Listen, Janet's done her job.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Janet is a damn good reality star.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So Jane, we all know what we signed up for,
and Janet was very much needed here. I like Janet.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I like her too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Janet's very nice when I see her. Saw Jennet at
the iHeart event. She came up to me. She couldn't
be any nice, so we hung out by the pool.
So listen, Janet's doing her job. You can't hate someone
for doing their job.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And I'm already I love her husband too. It just
seems like such a solid guy.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I know, I can't understand why they feel the way
they do about her. Not going to take that away
from the other people whose BULLSHES bussed all the time,
but I have to say, she handles herself.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well, yeah, and then Kristen's still struggling postpartum. She doesn't
like her body, she doesn't like anything, she doesn't like
her husband. She's taking out on Luke.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I hope they hang in there. I hope they make
it through this. Is there anything she can What do
they do for postpartum? I didn't have it? So is
there some type of medication they can give you? This
girl needs help. I feel terrible for her.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, where was the baby? The baby wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Right, No, wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm surprised they didn't bring her.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It was the first time leaving the baby. Yeah, they
need to get out together. They need to have.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Brought her baby and a babysitter. I don't know. I
feel personally it's really hard to leave a three month
old home. And I know, christ especially your first one.
I wouldn't leave my like Sydney. When I had Sydney,
I could not leave her alone for anything. I couldn't
even take her to the gym and put her in daycare.
(04:29):
I would get nervous. So I get where she's coming from,
especially this being her very first child, being away from.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And all the hormones and all the hormones.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
She's not comfortable in her body crucial time, you know,
and everyone's around, crowding, Kristen asking her if she's okay,
and at that point she's like, everybody gets the away
from me, Luke. I feel bad for Luke because you do.
It's hard for him, and he's such a sweet guy.
He really is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I think they're gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And Christenin's like, I don't feel great, and she's bleeding
and she says she's wearing like adult diapers, and Luke
is like, I can't be in your body.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's just a bad time. Yeah, and they'll get through it,
but I hope they do. I really three minds. By
three months, she should be turning a corner now, and
I don't think she is, so I think she definitely
needs help.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, she needs help now. Danny's drunk, shocker, he's slurring,
and Lala is watching him like a hawk.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's I feel like Lala, first of all, she's sober, yeah,
and she's she's getting nervous around him. He's making I
feel like he's making her not nervous, but I don't.
I'm not comfortable around people who drink because people that drank.
When I was growing up, it turned out some violent. Yeah,
(06:00):
so I don't drink, and for that reason, I feel
like maybe, but I get nervous, I get like a
pit in my stomach. And I've never been around happy
drunk and if I was, they're more annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing more annoying than a drunk
person when you're sober.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't want to be a reform tour. Not that
I'm reformed from drinking, but I don't want to be
that person that's judging, you know, like, yeah, I want
you to have a good time, I want you to drink.
I don't want to be around it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, Danny's drinking has been a topic of conversation since
the show started. Danny's not a good drunk, and a
lot of people are saying that he is. He does
some questionable things. Let's just leave it at that. And
at that point, like do you just not drink? Like
you wouldn't be wise for him to say, you know what,
(06:51):
don't drink.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think that also Nia tries to stop him in
a very subtle way because then there's I'm just having fun.
Why do you want to take that from me, You're boring.
I need my outlet, I get to have I should
be able to have a good time. And I know
the whole rhetoric that comes with her trying to tell
(07:15):
him not to drink when he is so you know,
I really think that he probably just shouldn't, but he
wants to. And how do you take that from someone
who doesn't really think they have a problem? And does
he really have a problem. There's just so much Well,
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
To get a hold of a pantry downing alcohol without
you didn't want people to see you got a problem.
You got a problem. Now this next thing? Now, Jesse
and Lacey stay back to chat with Shannon and Jason.
Lazy accused Janet of doing a deep dive on Reddit?
Is that a deep dive Reddit? Like, isn't that just
(07:54):
public information?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I think that if you just google someone's name, it's
it's a dick.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, I mean, if you have somebody on the cast,
we all do it. We all like if somebody's new, like,
let's not not necessarily like let's go into their back,
like whatever's out there on Google? Right on social mostly
it's social media, Yeah, like go on social media. Look whatever,
So Lacey accuses Janet of doing a deep dive on
Reddit and asked Lacey about her multiple auditions for RHOC. Now,
(08:25):
I heard that she did try out one time. I
didn't hear multiple times and that was it. I didn't
hear anything more than that. So and even if she
did try out, like, what's the what's wrong with that?
I don't see anything wrong with it? Right? No, I
(08:46):
mean she tried out, she didn't make it. So are
they insinuating she tried it out, didn't make it? So
now that's why she's dating like Jesse she wants to
be on a rally TV because.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said in the scene she said no, I didn't,
didn't she? And then she said yes in her confessional.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think she tried out once from what I've heard,
all right, so I didn't make it very far and
that was that. I think she was also married at
the time and the marriage didn't work out and h whatever.
But she also said that David Hasselhoff blocked her on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why is that okay? So I think his new wife
did too, and his new wife did too.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So there was information on the show last year about
her dating somebody from Baywatch, and it wasn't David hasseoff.
I don't know why they blocked her. I think potentially
it was because David was getting like hounded or people
were writing stuff on his social media. I don't know.
(09:53):
So Lacey didn't want Jesse fighting her battles. Do you
understand that? Or was it just him trying to help?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He was just trying to help. Yeah, I think he
was just trying to don't I don't think he should
have gotten in trouble by her for what he did.
To be honest, he was just supporting her. But who knows.
I think he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Lacey didn't want him trying to fight her battles because
everything he says is bad.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Like her way of it, the way he does it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think she leads a little bit more with respect,
like she doesn't want to fight with people. She wants
to make things better.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So they're back at the house and due to Brittany,
Lacey and Michelle start arguing. Michelle confirms that she was
the only one to receive a cease and.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Assist from Lacey.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Now, first of all, if you remember, there was a
lot of talk about Lacey on the show, and she
would not go on the show last year, so she
sent a legal letter. I was called the up letter,
and they're upset about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well, okay, Lacey pulls up text messages from Michelle criticizing
her appearance. This is what Michelle said to Jesse. Look
at all the crap you've said about me, yet you've
already introduced her to your fake OC girl. I don't
approve of a girl who looks like that to be
Isabella's stepmom. I hope that you end up with somebody.
(11:30):
I hope you don't end up with somebody like that
for Isabella's sake. So she basically she didn't really say
anything horrible about her look. She just said like she
had plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
She didn't. I mean, she should watch Atlanta. She wants
to know what people say about their looks. But then
you know, she should have never seen that text, like
Jesse shouldn't have showed her. I know she's upset and
they're fighting. She did.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She did. She's like, you know, he shouldn't. She is
very logical, the Lacey.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Lacy's logical until she brings up something that could really
take down Michelle. When she said you pushed him through
the window right where did that even come from? Okay,
So having saying that on TV is a big problem.
She can get in trouble for it. She can have
charges pressed against her for that. And he turns around,
(12:21):
he goes, well you did, and she's like, that's not
what happened, and blah blah all these things.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well, it sounds like they got into some physical altercation,
is what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
And so there's two very different stories. He said he
was helping her on a commercial deal, and because he
was helping her, he wanted money from it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Ew that gives me the ick. Just help your wife.
Why do you need money from it? And you're married
at the time, So doesn't it all go into one pot? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But Michelle begs Jesse for a divorce. Jesse calls her performative.
Why doesn't he signed the divorce papers? Just sign up?
You don't want to be with her, you have a girlfriend?
What is They haven't said like, oh well, there's a
hold up. He hasn't had any kind of like logical
reason for not signing it, like oh, well, you know what,
(13:14):
we're fighting over money or we're fighting out, Like there's
what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's a problem, like it's it's it's a problem, it's
it's a problem. But Lala jumps in. So twice in
this episode, Lala jumps in on something. Yeah, because she
was like, oh, we're not going to go here right now.
She's she covered it anyway, it gets dropped, but it
could be a problem. All the girls run off and
start to be like, you know, what is she doing?
(13:43):
Why did she start with you what? I don't know
what Lacey's trying to do here by bringing up you
said this to me, you said that to me.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's kind of was the one that brought up the past.
It got the conversation.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He said, I think you guys need to talk. And
then she runs off and she was texting on her phone. Yeah.
So it was funny because Jesse's like, was it Jesse
that said Brittany likes to do that? She starts a
fire and then she walks walks away.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah. Well, the next morning, Schwartz tells Laala that he
had a wild sex dream about her last night, but
Lala can only picture him being Vanilla, saying he won't
be slapping ass or choking out. I'm like, I don't
want to be choked I don't ever want to be choked.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, she's just kind of saying like Schwartz is like
not that, like how wild she goes? Did you shit
on my chest? I mean, there's a lot of things
you could have said.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
She's all those fogged up glasses and he still has
his probably has his socks on.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, So I mean, you know what, Schwartz, Schwartz, Tom,
I saw you the other day. You're such a sweetheart,
so in love with your girlfriend. Sometimes there's that He's no,
wasn't with her, but he's in absolute love all of her.
And he's like so happy, looks great. I'm just gonna
just get you a little advice. You probably shouldn't tell
(15:03):
everybody everything.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's just like he's oh, I just love him so much.
And this is what change is. He's different from everybody else.
The other guys in the house. They're like, did you
wake up with a boner? He's like, I'm not talking
about that.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He's that agent. Not waking up with a boner. Then
there's probably an issue.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But the dreams, Yeah, but the fact that he didn't
want to talk about it. Now, if that was anybody else,
they'd be like, yeah, you know, what I mean, I know,
I know, yeah, Okay. Then Kristin and Luke finally have
a productive conversation. It was so nice to see Kristin
recognize the behavior, apologize for it. They're having fun, They're trying.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
He was so happy they were having him a moment.
That's why, like this scene really solidified how badly I
want them to stay together.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I know, I know, I think they will. I think
she just is just in such a funk. And you know,
I've seen her on social media. She's getting her groove back. Sure,
she getting her body back. She's you know, she'll she'll
get on the other side of it. I'm sure. So
they decided to go on a safari in San Diego. Now,
i live like an hour away from San Diego. I've
never done that, that whole safari situation. I thought that
(16:15):
was closed down. I guess I was wrong. So Danny
Anda are not in a good place now that.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The baby doesn't belong there. The baby doesn't belong there.
I'm sorry if you can't go, if you if you
have to bring your baby, then stay home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
But she has a babysitter with her. Well, I don't
understand that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So there's no bottles involved. You can't pump and put
a bottle. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think she said in earlier conversations that earlier episode
that the baby won't take a bottle. Now, I breastfed
all my kids for a year plus and they would
not take a bottle, So I get that.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Then stay off, Then do not go, stay home. Then
don't go on this Safari ride.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It's gonna do a point me. I don't want to
see babies, and I don't want to see breastfeeding. That's all.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I feel like. We're saying the baby's too hot on
the ride. You're complaining there's no way to cool her off.
Then you should not have gone.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, okay, do you think she's like a little bit
overreacting or a little bit protective.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well, then don't go on really the ride, then stay
off of it. If you are that protective and it's
going to be too hot on there and you have
to nurse her, then do not go. It's that simple.
Let's move on from this.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Danny is a complete jerk to Nia on the Safari ride.
When she asked him to find something to fan the baby.
He just he does realize that's his child too, right, well,
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I never depended on a man for.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Anything, thank God.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Right, So I'm just going to say till this day.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know it was. If it was
that hot out, just stay home, Let the guy just go,
let everyone go, let the girl everyone but you, and
just stay home.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
So Michelle pulls Lacey aside and has a conversation and
they seem to come to a mutual understanding. And that's
because I feel like Michelle and Lazy can be adults
when Jesse's not around. And I do appreciate that Lacey
keeps Jesse in check and isn't afraid to call him out.
And she's told him over and over, you need to apologize.
(18:36):
You're giving me the ick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
He's like, I'll do it in my time. First of all,
she told him once, she told him twice, she's not
his mother. Yeah, if he doesn't want to do it,
he's not going to do it. You can't force him
except that this is something he did. You're not going
to change him. So what are you doing here, Lacy?
(19:01):
You got to think about what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm wondering if they're going to make it
it just seems so different. So Nia announces the male pageant.
She won't say the word drag, queen, we're not dressing up.
Or she doesn't say the word drag, she's saying male pageant.
So after there's the far, they're going to go back
to the house and they're going to dress the guys
(19:25):
up as and I would say drag, but in a
male pageant. Zach has giant fake boobs. They're so big,
and he's you know, he's joking with it, and he's like,
now I know why you want these things gone. And
it's so funny that they actually had to blur out
the nipple of the fake prosthetic titties.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Zach's so cool. I love Zach. I think he's a
great friend anyway. So they're all getting ready and now
you know, Danny's getting mouth, he's drinking, and here comes
Lalla the other room, saying you can't talk to her
like that. Now, there's always that risk when you get
involved in a couple's argument that that they are going
(20:09):
to that it's going to cause the fight to get worse. Right,
there's a lot of times that I don't, you know,
wouldn't get involved. I don't like getting involved in other
people's arguments. I don't like getting involved in a couple. Yeah,
I've gotten in an argument with my own person that
I'm with because he gets like says something that's not
my thing, that's not And you know, Lala did come in.
(20:33):
I know Lalla has been in an abusive relationship that
there are some things that do trigger her.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And Danny like he's getting mad because he doesn't like
the dress that she got him.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well what is because he's nasty and he's drunk, and
and because what do you do with my makeup?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like, oh my god, I'm like seriously, seriously.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
He's nasty and he's drunk, and and.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's like this is a magic my competition. It'd be
over in two seconds. He's just very cocky. So Nia
puts the baby down because apparently Danny helping with the
baby is completely out of the question. You know, he's
just oh, he's frustrating.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
He is frustrating, and he is a little bit anyway.
I'm not mad at Lala for walking in there and
doing that, but it did escalate something else and between
him and her, and you know, we'll see what happens
next week because it got out of hand. I think
it got out of hand, and Lala is not the
(21:38):
one to go back at.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Did somebody say, if this is how you speak to
her on camera? She can imagine Lala that said that.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Lala said that. Yeah, she did say that.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I mean Lala actually starts crying about it. He mocks Lalla,
calling her drag persona mistriggered, and she finally just lose
it on him. He tries to play the victim. You
know what really annoyed me is when Nia did her
confessional is saying she feels two ways about Lalla stepping in. Ay,
(22:07):
it's none of your business. B I'm not crazy. I'm
glad she sees what I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So she shouldn't have said don't step in. She should
have said that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
And you know what, I agree.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You know what, Nia, take the bull by the horns
and tell him you can't drink anymore. You're on TV,
you need those job. Things are going to get bad.
If you don't want people thinking that he doesn't treat
you nicely, then tell him he can't drink on camera
and then if he doesn't stop, then that's a problem.
Or how about telling me can't drink at all.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I don't drink at all.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm not a drinker. I don't want to be like
a judgmental person. But I even see me, even sees
him sat not being a great person who can handle
his liquor. So I think that this is now the
second season where I think Nia needs to get a
hand on this. Think about this because your kids are
(23:03):
going to get a little older and they're going to
see this behavior. You really need to think about it.
And the behavior we see is it the worst I've
ever seen? No, but I cannot use what I've seen
in my life as a gauge.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, but what we're seeing on TV is bad. I
can't imagine what we're not seeing.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, if it's bad, right, if you think it's bad,
you have kids.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Nia spends every season trying to control is drinking on camera,
and it's not any different from when I started seeing it. Yeah,
I think it's gonna get worse. I think that there's
potential for this to get worse. But there's tried to
Their friends have tried to intervene there. Everybody used to
have a fla la ready to fist fight them over it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Alma is not going to let this go like she's
calling him out if she if he's treating his wife
like shit.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, so anyway, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
All right, well I know you got to get off.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I got home, have so much fun, raise hell, do
all the things.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do the thing. I'm going to do that thing. Girl. Okay,
i'n't even unpacked since my vacation. Don't mind my mess
in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of
Two Teas in a Pods.
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