May 18, 2026 • 47 mins
Tamra and Dolores talk generational trauma… can Jo-Ellen break her mother’s cycle of emotional neglect??
We’ve all had uncomfortable dinner parties, but Rulla and Brian’s takes the cake!
Plus, the Queen of confrontation, Tamra Judge, sure this fight breaks history!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of two Teas
in the Pod with myself, Tambra Judge and to Lries.
How are you hi?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I just watched Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Holy holy, holy holy holy babeite.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
These girls did not come to play.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
They did not.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
They are It's crazy. Already picked up for season two.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
As they should be.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yes, way to go.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, let's just jump into Rhode Island. Now this is
episode eight. Okay, so it starts out a little crazy
with driving lessons, and now we all know why Alicia
ran somebody over. The girl can't Dridge can't drive.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, she's just here's the thing, when you don't have
to do anything. This man does everything for her.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So she can't even drive a car.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He picks the daughter up back and forth for you know,
stop a really big commitment to have a kid and dance.
I mean, Selene is the most amazing little dancer with
her little body, She's like a ferry across the stage.
You should see her. Amazing. And Philly's a great guy.
(01:33):
I love them as a couple. I think they compliment
each other, and what means the most to him is
being a mother to his daughter and anything else outside
of that. I don't think he cares if she does
or not. Well, I mean he's a great mom.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The way she's not a great driver. She's not a
great driver.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know what, maybe he's better off not letting her
pick up Selene.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean she went through two stop signs, two stop signs,
she went right, It didn't even look. And then that
she's swerving across the line.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did you see she was on the double yellow line.
And she's like, hey, I did it so to do
us all a favor. Don't fix it, broke, stay off
the road, road, get Selena and Uber. If Billy can't
do it, we're good. I have no problem with you
not driving. Some people aren't meant to do things right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What did you think about her telling Billy that her
blood was boiling when Liz yelled at her saying that
she wasn't homeless.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, what you didn't see was Liz did apologize right
away for that. Do you think that she was yelling
not on our standards? No? No?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
What's it do with Lesha in her crackers? Is this
a stick? Or is she always she obsessed with.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Crackers always, long before this air, Long before this air,
she always. Because we were in the car going to
the rails thing and and she I, I was hungry
in the car and she had crackers and she had
fag Newton's. She's not lying.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm a big cracker person too.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I like, well, you have stomach issues too.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Does she have stomach issues?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes? Oh, okay, I get it now, because when you
have stomach issues, you gotta eat bland food and crackers.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
And nauseous all the time. Yep, me too. Okay, So yeah, no,
it's not a shtick. And her driving, as we absolutely
can see, she's not acting Teddy's like that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Teddy drives like that. I was on the phone with
Teddy and she's driving and she's like, I just hit
a curb. I'm like, yeah, I just heard it. Well,
now my car won't start. I'm like, oh my, I
hit the curb. She hit it hard the other day,
and I mean it wasn't the other day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It was a few months back and me and Frankie
Funicelli were in the car laughing going to the dry cleaners,
and I go over the curb and I got not
one flat tire, but two flat tires. I blew out
both stop it. Yeah, and you know it's that time
when you have a man in your life and you
call him and he drops what he's doing and he comes,
(04:04):
and you know, for so many parts of my life,
I could, you know, have called Frank for that, or
if Frank wasn't around, I would do it myself. But
it was so nice that I pick up the phone
and you got somebody there. And that's the purpose of
being Can you change a tire? No fucking way, No
way can I That's what triple A is. For triples
A is amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, Billy agreed with all of us and told her
it was strange that she took the dolls on a
girl's trip.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, Selene also thought it was silly to do it
without her.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's just I feel like Selene's like the ga of it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Selene's her daughter, right, Yeah, and how old is she?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
She's young? Eight, maybe ten, I don't know, she's young.
She's young. Yeah, so very tiny, beautiful little girl's so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So Kelsey's mom and sister visit her at her new apartment,
which is basically the size they said of her old closet. Now,
I will give Kelsey this for somebody that's been pampered
and taken care of and never had to worry in
the world. She's not really freaking out about this moving
into an apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, she was also alone a lot. Yeah, she might
not have had to worry because she's not freaking out
because her bills are still being paid. Tamara, Yeah, I
get that. But when that fucking shit hits it, then
she people.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Some people that rely on other people's money, you know,
have to downgrade and they're like, oh my god, look
at my life. Look at the small little apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, no, don't worry. She's saying it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh she's saying it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh she is feeling it, and she's saying it. However,
she has no choice right now. But since the apartment's
so small, Kelsey, can you please take down your your
pageant trophies, put them in a way, put them in storge,
or give them to your mom.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Now, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't want them up the pageant trophies. It was
like twelve years ago, right that she did. Yes, yeah,
and she's still displaying them.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, I still have my keys to the city here
that they never showed on Housewives, sitting right here. But
I'm not hanging in on the wall. No, like Kelsey
put it away.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's time to put them in storage.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, or give them to mom. My mom. My mom
has every magazine I've ever been in. My mom throws
nothing out. She still got my dress from when I
was five years old. And by the way, I read
something the other day that there was like this outfit
passed down from the family. They put it on the kid.
The kid had major skin infections, major major nothing could stop.
(06:47):
It turns out that there's these bugs that grow in
the material that even dry cleaning cannot.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh my god, really, yes, So I have all of
my kids. I have won outfit from each kid when
they were you know, newborns, and I've kept it and
I've also kept my mom Captain gave it to me
my brownie uniform from when I was in elementary school,
and it's so cute. It's all little, and I'm like, oh, well,
(07:15):
just pass it down to my kids. But I guess
it don't.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Not after I read that. And I'm going to tell
my mom today because I keep forgetting to tell her
take that fucking Cinderella dress, okay and throw it in
the garbage. Mom, you know, stops. We're fifty years old,
Valerie sixty. I think my sister Valerie's sixty. Like it's enough,
like you kid, though, I have little Frankie stuff still,
(07:39):
and now after I read that story, I am not
putting these things on my children. Of course, Christening outfits
and stuff are passed down, but just be careful, you know,
just be careful.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well now, whether it's sure or not, I heard it
nounce in my head. How do you.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Think Billy feels now? Billy so Kelsey's boyfriend. While she
was dating the other guy. He comes over, he's helping
her put things together, and the mom is kind of like,
you know, do you want to get married?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Do you want kids with Billy? And she's like, you know,
She's like.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I want him, but I don't know about now,
but I would just I couldn't have made.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
She's thirty two, right, she's thirty two, you know, I
don't know, Like when you don't, you're not about now.
Like I've heard so many girls say I'm too young,
I'm too pretty. Girls guess what That time goes by
really really fast quick. Yeah, and that window if you
(08:39):
meet a guy like him, I understand if you haven't
met the right person, right, because it is very, very
important who you decide to make that decision with, whether
you're married or not. It is so important. Camera is
it not like you have kids with the wrong person,
you are fucking paying that debt for the rest of
your fucking life life. It is almost better not to
(09:02):
or have them on your own than to have them
with the wrong person. So you better be very my.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Kids, be careful who you procreate with.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And even if it's not good for you, is that
person going to be a good parent? People can fall
in and out of love all day long, right, yeah,
but being a parent should be consistent. And I happen
to love Kelsey's boyfriend Billy. I be so kind and
(09:31):
attentive to her and lovely, and hey, how many women
marry the safe bet? Would he be a safe bet?
Is she going to ever have a big house? Now?
Probably not not?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Probably won't and she won't be lonely and hopefully maybe
that won't make it's what makes you happy?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Right? Isn't it all relative? But let me tell you something.
These things they fade when you're with a miserable fuck
because he was able to buy you money, or you're
with a guy that says you can I'll see you
in six months because I have another girlfriend to go.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was there any time in there is I couldn't
even imagine. Was there any time in their ten year
relationship that he was just loyal to her? Or was
he spending those ten years with multiple women?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I feel I don't know him, and I hear he's
an amazing guy, lovely guy. I liked his father on
TV and you know the judge Caprian. Yeah, and I
mean I think that this guy's lifestyle. I have cousins
like this, they never met, well, he was married, this
guy has children. They just want to stay young forever,
(10:36):
and they feel like a young woman is their fountain
of youth when I've found most young women age older men.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I don't know. I just Kelsey strongly believes that
she deserves the rent, health insurance, car insurance to be
paid for her. Yes she does, and her mom's looking
at her like, don't you want to be independently, you know,
taking care of yourself financially.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well Billy's very good to listen to me. Billy's very
good to her. I don't know that I would find
another guy who would be okay with the last guy
still paying boyfriend paying for my stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, no guy's gonna want She's driving a range Rover.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That's the guys, right that guy. Boy?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Were they talking about maybe selling that?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, because she said Billy said he it's time for
that to go, and it was starting to have problems.
I know they were looking for a car in the
summertime when I was with them. I've been out to
dinner with them. I have so sure she'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Really happy with her Toyota.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, no, that's not what she was looking at. Does
she work well? I think she was designing for a
building company, you know how they do, like spec homes
and things like.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh, okay, so she does have some she was doing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That that I know of. She had come over and
helped me around the house do some things, which was
it's really cute, really cute ideas she gave me. It
was such a nice frigging scene. But by the way,
Kelsey wished me luck the other day, Liz wished me
luck the other day for filming so I just want
to thank them.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh that's nice. Well, while visiting her grandfather's old house,
Joe Allen tells her mom that she should have shown
(12:33):
her how to be respectful and how to be a
good parent. This scene, it was it really kind of
absolutely broke my heart. So Rosie downloads Rich about what
Kelsey said on the trip. Rich thinks Kelsey is projecting.
What do you think do I think?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Do I think Kelsey is projecting?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I think they just can't stand each other.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I don't think she's projecting. I don't think Kelsey looks
at what she doesn't have to be a problem. I
feel like Kelsey in her mind feels like she is.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Going obsessed with Rosie.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You think she's You think Kelsey's obsessed with me?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I don't know. The thing comes up at the end,
I was like, holy shit, that was a bad fight
in housewife's world.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Even don't you say so good? It was so good
but so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It was, I mean good, but I gave it to her.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I think that. I think that I don't really know
why Kelsey wants to shit on Rosie and her stuff
because they just don't like each other. I feel like
there's something bigger to this.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, that's what I's going to ask you. Did something
else happen between them that was way bigger?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I do think so I do, and I think it
happened before filming. So so we should get Kelsey on
and ask her because I think there's got to be
I've never asked Kelsey. Or we can get Liz on
and ask her if she'll tell us.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But well, I can't wait to talk about the fight
because that was one for I mean, that was bad
and it was about to get physical.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I felt, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And then we have Joel and her sister and her mom.
They're going to the grandfather's old house. Grandfather had just
passed away. You know, emotional time walking through the house.
It's empty.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
He was a father to her. He stepped in when
her father passed.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I had her own bedroom in this house, She.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Had her own bedroom. I feel like her grandparents were
a big force in her life. And the grandfather was
a World War two veteran, so I have a lot
of respect for her dad.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Is the grandmother has the grandmother passed away.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Grandmother passed I think a long time ago, even but
I know that the grandfather walked her down the aisle
for her wedding. I wonder if that's the father's parents
or the mother's parents. Oh, it's the mother's parents. Okay,
well I got children. I have chills because he was
a very maternal man and and this is something very
(15:12):
interesting to me. He was very maternal, and her mother,
her grandmother wasn't. So her mother wasn't. But we'll get
to that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But she's trying, but she said, like she's trying to
change that with her kids, like her her grandmother, Joellen,
her grandmother is not maternal. Her mom is not maternal.
You know, she's trying not to pass out on to
her own children like in my family, my ex he
(15:41):
he kind of disowned his mom, and then he passed
out on to my daughter, who kind of disowned me
and my entire family. Not only that, but his grandmother,
her grandmother, disowned her parents. So his whole side of
the family has a habit of dining out, so you
can pass the stuffs.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Generational trauma. Absolutely, it's a thing I'm learning about that
I've read about it, and my doom scrolling on Instagram
and I start I'm starting to think it's a thing.
You know, It's so funny. My grandparents were separated, they
never got divorced, or they still lived like a married couple,
but not together. My parents lived together, live separated, never
(16:23):
got divorced, and I lived in the same way. I
got divorced, but I lived the same way with Frank,
like you know, still spending holidays and living together like that.
You listen, your childhood will fuck you up, but you
can't blame your parents forever. Someone.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, I just feel like teaching somebody to own family
members is just a horrible thing. I will clarify that
my ex did reconnect with his mom here and there
a few times, but not much as an adult. But
it's just a really bad like it's your family, Like,
I don't know, I just.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Mom, are so egregious camera they deserve to be disturbed.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I will agree with that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Like I read things. Of course, I could vomit seeing
some things that parents have done to their children. Yes,
and I don't. I don't ever tell anyone to forgive,
but it is such a part of healing for yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Do you think this scene is going to help them heal?
Because you know, Jolln's mom commented on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But she's deleted it since you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Did know that, so basically under a preview clip on Instagram,
John's mom commented, Jollan told her side of the story.
Let me tell you mine. Both her mom and dad
tried to get her help she needed at the time.
The last time she was sent to this facility by
the doctor who witnessed her behavior, he found a placement
for her and it was for nine months. She was
(18:01):
headed down a dangerous path, hanging out with undesirable characters
and her behavior was out of control. Joe Allen, your
mom and dad did this jointly. I see you neglecting
to mention your dad doing this. Blame your mom only,
and you were not there for a year, nine months whatever,
I have the exact dates. Did you mention your behaviors got.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You sent away? Not your mom and your dad?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then somebody wrote.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Are you related to her?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And she wrote I'm Her mother was like, WHOA, wow,
that's what I feel like when this step airs. And
I can imagine, you know, after this episode her mom.
I mean, I don't think her mom looked horrible in
this episode and her mom was very you know apologetic.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I didn't think her mom looked hard this episode. I
felt for her mother as well. I felt for her
mother as a child. I felt for her mother as
a mother who now wishes she did things differently.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yes, we're a product of our environment, and you know,
she she was doing to her kids what was done
to her. I am took a long time to realize, like,
that's not the way, you know, like I was.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
The sister was raised in the same home and look
at how different right.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, I don't you know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's Teddy talked about this. Petty has a relationship with
her mom like that, but her sister doesn't, so you
know her Her sister did say.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
She was agreeing with Joe Allen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She did, she did.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I just think the.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Sister is such a nice person, don't you I do.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think that sometimes people let things go easier than
other people, and maybe her experience wasn't being sent.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Away because she was boy crazy or whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know, I'm going to go watch this with my
mother when we're done, because I would like to know
what my mother thinks of this. Yeah, but I felt
the mother never saw this coming. She kind of got
like like, I don't know if the mother was hearing
this from her children from the first for the first time.
I felt for everybody, but I in this moment, I
(20:12):
wish that everybody that that approaches their parents as a
hurt kid and says as an adult, like you did this, mom,
you did that, and the mother started crying and she
goes first the mom. I felt the mother handled it amazing.
The mother did, let me tell you, first of all,
like she thought she was kidding at first, and then
like when she saw it was serious, she listened and
(20:35):
and she I think that Joe Allen should feel heard
because the mother said, first of all, let me explain
to you what I came from, and let me tell
you I'm sorry, and I love you, and I'm here
from this day on. Every child that goes to every
hurt child that goes to a parent and says that
should hear that, because that's the most a parent can
do at that time. There's nothing more you can do,
(20:57):
and that's not an easy thing for a parent to say.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you think very happy you think that Joellen had
these conversations prior to filming with her mom.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I don't. I felt like this was a first and
I don't think she's a throwaway mom. I feel like
her mom. She asked to look at her mom like,
if you're doing the best that you can, that's all
I can ask for you, considering what you came from.
But you know, the mom had a dad who was
(21:30):
very maternal, and Joellen had a dad and a grandfather
who was Joellen had more than a lot of kids have. Yeah,
not that it makes it okay. I cannot take listen.
I didn't have an easy childhood. I don't talk about
it because it's not fair of my family. It was
not easy, I'll tell you right now. So I understand
(21:51):
her kids, and I work with a lot of her
kids for that reason, and I work with a lot
of mothers who are going through things for that reason too.
So very close with my dad, I bring them with me,
very close.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, let's let's yeah, let's move on to the weed lab.
We got to see a scene with you finally, like
a full scene, you and Liz trying out the menopause.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Cannabis gummy, Are they cannabis?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
They're not all naturally so okay, they're natural.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
All natural, natural ingredients that help with the symptoms, and
we've made it into a lotenger. I don't want a gummy,
but I felt like a lotenger is also soothing as well,
so I can.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
People don't what's the update? Can people buy them now?
Or they We didn't.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
We didn't launch them yet because I wanted them to
be perfect. Yeah, and you know, of course they are
not replacing hormones. They're not medical, they're not medicinal, but
they are natural ingredients that if someone doesn't want hormone,
you can add it to your hormone protocol or you
can just if you're like on the fence with hormones
(23:01):
with so many people are, which I wish they weren't,
or there are some people that aren't eligible for hormones.
So they're there and they're coming out very cute name.
Cannot wait to say the name?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You'll let us know. Is there going to be a
follow up scene?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Do you think with the.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But I do go you. I mean they're probably One
of the other things is I love being a menopause
advocate because I mean, camera we've suffered like hell right right?
But how about shout out to the state of Rhode
Island passing that law acknowledging that menopause needs like maternity leave,
(23:42):
you need menopause leave. You need to get your stuff together,
your head, your mental, physical, everything. Stay.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Oh I didn't know that they did that first ever.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So I hope people follow through push for that. Hopefully
you'll see actually men pass the law over there, Wow,
but women did present it. Yeah. So I'll tell you
what's pushing for that. Older women in their forties CFO
of companies. You know, they make it to the top
of their life and they're like, they'll pull up to
(24:14):
work when dango, I can't do it, like, I'm not
going to saybody that. Yeah, and then you know this
company loses the right hand. So now they're acknowledging that
if you just give this woman a couple some time
off to get it together what she needs, you may
not lose your CFO or your whatever, your boss. So
that's what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So Rula and Brian have Alicia and Billy over for dinner,
and I was cringing. My asshole was just as tight
as can be this entire scene. I have no words
for Brian. Well, I have some, but they're not very nice.
I mean, Alicia, I don't feel like you know, she
(24:56):
backed out. She was going to go and spill the
beans and tell Aarula what she knew.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But I do have done. I need to know because
you're different than me.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I would not have you, of all people, no and
not have done. You don't go into somebody's house and
in front of the husband on.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
In fronational husband, in front of your husband as a couple.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, you're gonna want a woman. That's woman, a woman.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You take her to lunch, you have her over, say listen,
I want to tell you what's going on. I would
have not brought it up that night.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I would have not.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
She's at Lasta's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I wonder if you think production on your I know,
New Jersey, we would have probably got in trouble if
we didn't do it and we were supposed to do
something like that.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No, we don't get in trouble. We're just like it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Maybe it would have been encouraged like, but yeah, it
would have been our choice.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You can't get in trouble. I take that back. Yeah,
who's getting us in trouble we're house like we're grown.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Asking for young women. I think it would have been
I think it would have been probably a good scene.
But I could not have done that. I could not
have done that.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You know what, I think it borderlines way too dirty
even for I do too. It's dirty in your own home.
You're you're invited over as guests.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Everything Brian said at this dinner made me cringe. Every
single thing from him saying, you know he gets home
at midnight. Why why are you getting home at midnight?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Bro? And why are you saying? And guess what? Rula
wanted to kill him?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
She's like what she makes excuses for him, Oh, he's
drinking too much.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Oh, you shouldn't be drinking vodka.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Then Brian claiming that he when he met his wife
wasn't a wife, then that he would order her double
shots of vodka when they first met. That just grossed
me out, Like, I'm trying to get you drunk on purpose.
I would order one shot of vodka. I would get
two shots in hers. I'm like, oh, why would you
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even admit that? And then you hear his phone a
text message come through on his phone. He looks down,
grabs his phone sneaks off and says I didn't even
sneak off says I got to go to the bathroom.
Then he comes back, who knows how much longer, and said, sorry,
I had to take a phone call from the mistress.
(27:24):
Is that who the phone call was from?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Rule it? Well, first of all, I would have been
getting your text messages, dude, I would have known your
text messages before you pick them up. There's no code.
I've never broken in my life. I don't care if
you went to yell uh oh yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So anyway, then we find out he doesn't only work
on feet. He deals in ozembic steroids and botox. Yeah,
he's like, well, you know, I micro jose zempic.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
If I feel like I'm getting a little pudge.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Then if I feel like if I'm losing my muscle,
then I take steroids. And then if I look in
the mirror and I need my you know, wrinkles, I
do botox. I'm like, shut up, shut up, I don't care, Like,
don't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't think he knows right now what to say,
what to talk about, you know, I think he's I've
had better conversations with Brian and Rula honestly, and I
don't think he's being portrayed very well. Hell could he
be with all this going on. I think it's like
a roller like it's a snowball effect of just not
(28:35):
gonna You can't come back from what this started with
it you got off on the wrong foot. I mean,
do you think like I and I say this to
a lot of housewives, the way you start is the
way you end. No, yeah, yeah, And I.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Feel the same for her normally when it comes to Housewives,
the first three episodes is basically how your season is gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Go for the most part three to four. It's the narrative.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
It's like the narrative you guys have to understand, like
we do a bazillion different things and different issues come up,
but they can't cover all of them. It's forty five
minutes each episode.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
So are you going to cover at this point with
rulind Brian.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, I'm sure that there was a long conversation had
and he probably said one hundred nice things, but you
know how reality TV is, They're going to pluck out
those ones that go.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
At that time. I'm sure that's not the only things
he said, right, right, So I don't think Rule is
happy about that, honestly, But she's what's gonna do you
know you came on the show, you did know this
was going to be brought up, and you did probably
didn't know as much as you know.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Now, are we going to get more about this mistress
stuff throughout the season?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yep? Really? Yep?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why do I feel like he's going to go to
the reunion?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Of course they are.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Did you see people are having fits because you said
that you weren't invited to the reunion?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Good? Good good? And you know what, Ruligious text me
before and said, I'm sorry, I feel bad You're not
coming to the reunion. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
That was nice of her.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, you know what, I'm not. I have too much
pride to call and say, why am I not coming?
You'll You're never gonna fucking hear that from me.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I'm assuming it's because you guys are in production now,
That's what I'm assuming.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
It's one day.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I know that I know I was.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Never before they said we were coming back, I was
not invited. M I feel like I I probably should
have been. I feel like I'm close enough with the
girls and I was.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I'm gonna I'm gonna text Joseph. That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You're my you know what, That's what real friends do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm gonna take I thought about it.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think I care if I go or not because
I'm so busy every day, Like I'm so happy I
have the day of I would be nice.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
To be brought out just for even if it's for
you know, one segment or whatever like it would have.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It would be nice.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's the very nice of you. Thank you, I think so. Yeah,
but he listen, that was their decision or whoever's decision,
and that's the way it is.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah. So we see Kelsey and her range drover pulling
up to Rosie's house with her blaring siren and she's
using a PA system to say eight thousand square feet
more like eight hundred inches eight thousand inches, and she's
(31:34):
going on and on and it's.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Loud, you know, loud noises fuck with me. I don't
do a loud noises even when my children and I
know you're the same way.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I don't even get me started.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Don't say it because I know, but loud noises trigger me,
and that would have annoyed the shit out of me.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, they're not on great terms. And it was she
going over there to do her hair.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
So this was supposed to be yes, And I wouldn't
let someone that hated me cut my hair. It would
only be But then I thought about and I'm like,
but it would only be bad advertisement if she fucks
her hair up. Rosie happens to have beautiful hair. Have
you seen Rosie? She looks great. Yeah, you know, Uh,
that would have really really irked me.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But that would that would have pissed you off if
somebody came up to your house. It was making fun and.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I would have said, that's not fine. I have a
weird I have like, hardly any sense of humor, so
it takes a lot to make me laugh. I think
Liz is hysterical. But I wouldn't have thought that was funny.
And I'll tell you who I didn't think it was funny, Clemmy.
And you know, poor Clemmy was upset. It's so funny
because she's on the phone with Rich saying that I
want to steal Clemmy and just make out with her
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because I'm in love. I was an old she's you know,
she's a senior and I'm in love with Clemmy. But she,
you know, she's on the phone with Rich before she
gets there, and and he goes, well, if Clemmy likes her,
then we you know, we have to see if Lemmy
(33:09):
doesn't like Kelsey because Clemmy loves everybody. As soon as
Klemmy gets as soon as Kelsey gets out of the car,
Klemmy walks the other way.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
So she Kelsey sees the blueprints that Rosie laid out,
and you know, Rosie's like, I'm gonna put the blueprints out.
So she's set up so she knows, like, this is
what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
And she was not.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Kelsey was not interested in seeing the blueprint prints at all.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
She's like, here, take it. You want to walk the ground,
you want to listen? Does it even matter how how
big your home is? No?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
No, I mean especially coming from Kelsey, and she says,
where the fuck's your house?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
You don't have a house.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She and if I could have, like they could play
a drinking game form. How many time She's like, get
the fuck out of my house, Get out of my house.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know they're going to do that. You're right, I
didn't think of that. So. So anyway, that was a
really good fight. It goes back and forth, it gets escalated.
Rosie unravels Rosie basically. You know, Rosie's got that in her,
like she could get hysterical, yeah, real quick. But she
(34:36):
she didn't. Now let me ask you something. She didn't
get like that when Alicia went after her.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Right, Yeah, Rosie's growing on me? Is she not growing
on you me?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah? She like her? You don't like her? I like no.
I like all of them. I do. I like all
of them. I think that they've all done such a
good job. It's hard for me to like them even
if I don't. Oh, okay, so doesn't like so Rosie.
I felt that Rosie didn't like me being there.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I had a feeling that Rosie had some issues with
you there to do with me being not filming. I
could be wrong, that's great. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So who let me ask you?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I felt like sometimes Rosie's.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hot and cold. Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Sometimes Rosie will walk up and you could talk to
her and she's the sweetest thing and I love her
and rich, and then sometimes she would just walk up
and not even say hello, And I don't I don't
know how to read that kind of thing. I know,
I'm fifty five years old.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
So she's not the rarest person in the world.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
But then she said she had anxiety when she was
on the boat, and I was talking to her about that,
and then I felt I said, Okay, well then I
know now why you're like that. But then I saw
her at the party and she didn't have anxiety. She's
talking to everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't know, well, she had no anxiety when she
was screaming and yelling. Who do you think?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay, let's just think about this.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I feel like I feel like equally equally because let's
not forget that Rosie drew first blood right from the beginning,
questioning Kelsey's relationship.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Okay, you're right, she did. She drew first blood right.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, so we have Kelsey pulls up, she's using the
PA system to make fun of her house.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Do you think it was right?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Do you think it was just a bad joke? Did
it warrant Rosie like.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Going ape shit? I think Rosie was all set to
do that anyway, She had it all set up to
have that happen, and I think so she got I
don't know if she could, because sometimes housewives can work
themselves up into a scene in a fight. I've seen
it on my show. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Do you think that Kelsey was aggressive at all?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
No, she kind of didn't say She didn't really say much.
I feel like it was a lot of screaming and
yelling by Rosie. I mean Rosie, I mean.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
She Rosie was in her space.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well that they got they she put her hands on
her and she said, don't put your hands on me.
I did feel like Rosie's response was a little bit
too over the top, just a little bit like Kelsey, yeah,
you were an asshole, tell her she's an asshole, and
go like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
It was built up over time, it.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Was built up. The only thing Kelsey cared about was
my boyfriend did not pay for me to win Miss
America or.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Whether she's not a slam pig. I don't fuck married men,
but let me just let you know I won that
pageant fair and square. Well, at least we know what
she's admitting to and what she's not admitting to.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
What I had to look up a slam pig because
I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
What is it. I mean, it's self explainatory.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Now it's typically an overweight or ugly or only thought
after for pumping and dumping. So just like in a
sexual act like pumping dump.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I almost felt like she made up the word, like prostitution.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Horror, slam pig. Now that slam pig. That's a new one.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
It's an actual like you know, prostitution whore, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well it is now should be in the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Welcome back slam pig.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Welcome back slut pig. That is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well, anyway, Rosie, this was a build up. And you know,
I here's what I like about the men. And let's
really recognize this one thing I give these men. They
act like men on the show. Should they diffuse their wives.
They don't call the other woman a name. They are saying, like, listen,
(39:01):
take the high road. How you handle it, like Billy
was telling Alicia, how you handled it is what you
can control I And and you know, even here, you know,
Rosie's husband Rich was saying, well, handle it this way
or handle it that way. I'm I like these men,
I do, don't you, Yeah, except for Brian, right, but
(39:26):
I don't like like I said, I don't like when
men get nasty about other women on shows.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, I don't either, and it happened to you. Yeah,
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
And I'm I'm using your show for an example. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I mean why, I mean, don't you look at
this Tamra and say that's the way men should act
on a show, just saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
But Rosie yelling at Kelsey you suck you sucking dick
isn't a job that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Was a good Livine though, mm hmm. Sometimes it's the
oldest act Rosie let me and not let me let
you in on a little fact. It is the oldest
occupation in history.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It is so. After Rosie throws Kelsey's glamb suitcase outside,
she pa.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
You know, glam squads don't fuck with they're new.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
She pushes Kelsey out the front door, which leads to
the producer telling Rosie to stop and kind of grabbed
her like I would.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Have kicked the door in if it was closed. I
would have picked up my thing and threw it back
through the door.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I would have thrown it through the window.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I actually know that you would have, and I actually
have to Watching that scene got me all hot and bothered,
and I have to know that God forbids something ever
occurs this season like that, I cannot do what I
in my mind i'm doing. I get too much like
probably you know.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Especially if I take a diapill like I did today.
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
The best thing you can do is like, just walk away.
When you feel that way, I feel you want to
slam somebody's head, just walk away.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I've walked away before, I've thrown someone down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, I had to walk away. I had to walk away.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm taught, like you know, I've I've worked very hard
to you as well, anger management, calming down these all
these all things coming. But it's there.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Oh it's it's just buried. It's just it's just buried.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's there for good.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, oh trust me. I know.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
I haven't seen me in tamorify with each other.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
No, the problem is we're too alike, too alike like
that I might understand it.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, we'd be like fuck that, let's do this.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
But yeah, it was, I mean, another great episode.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I was glad that we got to see you.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
On this episode made me very happy, but I really
don't want Rhode Island to end.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Well, we have some time, I know, but I feel
like there's seasons going to be shorter. I don't know
how many episodes, but I'm definitely gonna text Joseph Matt Nos.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Matt Nos, Well that's not enough. That's twelve episodes without
there will be a three part reunion next year.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
They'll be doing seventeen episodes like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
This coming season. Well, the New Jersey never gets that.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
That's so weird.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
You guys don't get the big trips and you do
only get twelve episodes.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Maybe we'll get a big trip maybe.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Darren, why you need to ask why? That's a good question.
I would like to ask Andy conn Why does Jersey
only get twelve?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
I understand Rhode.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Island because they're new, but every other franchise pretty much
gets seventeen.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
If I'm not mistaken, I think Andy said that he
liked to give just enough of us whatever that means,
I don't really I guess I don't even know if
I'm making that up. I felt like you said that.
I don't even know, but there's never been a really
valid answer why. But hey, it is so good. I
(43:18):
actually have to call Liz and tell her because I'm
like Liz. Last last week I thought was ah, it's
fallen a little short, but this week it got disappointed.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It didn't disappoint And were there previews for next week?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
It looked so Kelsey. It's Liz versus.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yes, yes, yes, and Alicia and Liz Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
And then Kelsey walks in with the slam pig Usa.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
The sad yeah, which is a funny.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Listen now that for me, that's funny is an olive branch,
and then actually begging them to stop fighting. So pretty,
She's beautiful, so sweet and beautiful, and she's just all
the perfect Ashley I is such a perfect human. We
need more Ashley eyes.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
No, not on Housewives. I don't hate Kelsey by any means.
I don't like she doesn't even like.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
We cannot negate the fact that Kelsey is putting her
shit out there.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes, and she's making the show interesting too, Like you
know what, I don't want to be one of those
people on social media that's like, get rid of her,
fire her, get she's annoying. It's been happened to me
a million times, and then when they get rid of
that person, oh, the show falls flat. It's another Lisa Rennick.
Get rid of her, She's horrible, Then the show fell flat.
(44:48):
Like I feel like we need so many different personalities
on the show. Honest, how many fucking girls would say
there are women or.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Daddy's that are She's like, she is making no bones
about her life.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, we'll see and by the way.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
She handled that fight pretty well.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
They do you have to go film? Are you filming today?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I'm off. I feel good. Yeah, it feels really.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Suddenly suddenly, you know, when you hear something crazy after
stopping filming, I feel kind of sad. I feel kind
of like depressed.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I see a psychiatrist then, because that's not something.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Like I'm usually I'm always like I'm done, I'm over it.
But the reunion, there's people on the show that I
will miss being with all the time. Like I might
have to make an effort and go do girl things.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
We'll hang out with people. Give you give yourself some
time before you make those.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Because you know I'm not that girl. I know, I
very seldom do. I'm like, hey, girlfriends, let's go out
to dinner, Let's go out to lunch.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
No need, nope, no need, nope, nope nope.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
At my age, I'm like, nah, I got a nap
with my kids and my husband and my dog and
my dog.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah. How's Rugby's little boo boo?
Speaker 4 (46:08):
You know he had the surgery.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Uh, it's been a week, only a week, and they
redid the Uh they took the plate out of one leg,
and then they had to do the same.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Surgery on the other leg.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
But the other leg I feel like wasn't as bad
because it had just happened, right, It just happened.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
So off the wall.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He's doing really well. For just I mean, he staw
ha staples in his legs. He goes in next week
to have that removed. But overall he's doing really well.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Gabby had to remove a two and a half pound
blanket out of a dog's stomach the other day. No,
she was and the dog like was so sick she
didn't leave work. Sh It's not an overnight hospital.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
How did they do that?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Laid in the kennel with that dog until it woke
up back twelve o'clock at night.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
How did they like cut it open and then yeah, stomach.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
In the dog's stomach. Oh my gosh, two and a
half pound blanket.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Damn, well, didn't they notice, like where.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Where is the blankets?
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Did they?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Did they not know what was wrong with the dog?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Did they not notice that the blanket was missing?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
I wouldn't notice a blanket missing. Here by blankets all
the time. Paul's gonna kill me. It's like another blanket. Oh,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
All right, Well, enjoy your day off.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
M m yeah, we group. It's not long enough. Tomorrow's
a long day. Two scenes tomorrow, sys.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Well, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode
of Two Teas in a Pot and we'll see your
real soon.
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of two Teas
in the Pod with myself, Tambra Judge and to Lries.
How are you hi?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I just watched Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Holy holy, holy holy holy babeite.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
These girls did not come to play.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
They did not.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
They are It's crazy. Already picked up for season two.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
As they should be.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yes, way to go.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, let's just jump into Rhode Island. Now this is
episode eight. Okay, so it starts out a little crazy
with driving lessons, and now we all know why Alicia
ran somebody over. The girl can't Dridge can't drive.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, she's just here's the thing, when you don't have
to do anything. This man does everything for her.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So she can't even drive a car.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He picks the daughter up back and forth for you know,
stop a really big commitment to have a kid and dance.
I mean, Selene is the most amazing little dancer with
her little body, She's like a ferry across the stage.
You should see her. Amazing. And Philly's a great guy.
(01:33):
I love them as a couple. I think they compliment
each other, and what means the most to him is
being a mother to his daughter and anything else outside
of that. I don't think he cares if she does
or not. Well, I mean he's a great mom.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The way she's not a great driver. She's not a
great driver.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You know what, maybe he's better off not letting her
pick up Selene.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean she went through two stop signs, two stop signs,
she went right, It didn't even look. And then that
she's swerving across the line.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Did you see she was on the double yellow line.
And she's like, hey, I did it so to do
us all a favor. Don't fix it, broke, stay off
the road, road, get Selena and Uber. If Billy can't
do it, we're good. I have no problem with you
not driving. Some people aren't meant to do things right.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What did you think about her telling Billy that her
blood was boiling when Liz yelled at her saying that
she wasn't homeless.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, what you didn't see was Liz did apologize right
away for that. Do you think that she was yelling
not on our standards? No? No?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
What's it do with Lesha in her crackers? Is this
a stick? Or is she always she obsessed with.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Crackers always, long before this air, Long before this air,
she always. Because we were in the car going to
the rails thing and and she I, I was hungry
in the car and she had crackers and she had
fag Newton's. She's not lying.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm a big cracker person too.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I like, well, you have stomach issues too.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Does she have stomach issues?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes? Oh, okay, I get it now, because when you
have stomach issues, you gotta eat bland food and crackers.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
And nauseous all the time. Yep, me too. Okay, So yeah, no,
it's not a shtick. And her driving, as we absolutely
can see, she's not acting Teddy's like that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Teddy drives like that. I was on the phone with
Teddy and she's driving and she's like, I just hit
a curb. I'm like, yeah, I just heard it. Well,
now my car won't start. I'm like, oh my, I
hit the curb. She hit it hard the other day,
and I mean it wasn't the other day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It was a few months back and me and Frankie
Funicelli were in the car laughing going to the dry cleaners,
and I go over the curb and I got not
one flat tire, but two flat tires. I blew out
both stop it. Yeah, and you know it's that time
when you have a man in your life and you
call him and he drops what he's doing and he comes,
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and you know, for so many parts of my life,
I could, you know, have called Frank for that, or
if Frank wasn't around, I would do it myself. But
it was so nice that I pick up the phone
and you got somebody there. And that's the purpose of
being Can you change a tire? No fucking way, No
way can I That's what triple A is. For triples
A is amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, Billy agreed with all of us and told her
it was strange that she took the dolls on a
girl's trip.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, Selene also thought it was silly to do it
without her.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's just I feel like Selene's like the ga of it.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Selene's her daughter, right, Yeah, and how old is she?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
She's young? Eight, maybe ten, I don't know, she's young.
She's young. Yeah, so very tiny, beautiful little girl's so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So Kelsey's mom and sister visit her at her new apartment,
which is basically the size they said of her old closet. Now,
I will give Kelsey this for somebody that's been pampered
and taken care of and never had to worry in
the world. She's not really freaking out about this moving
into an apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, she was also alone a lot. Yeah, she might
not have had to worry because she's not freaking out
because her bills are still being paid. Tamara, Yeah, I
get that. But when that fucking shit hits it, then
she people.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Some people that rely on other people's money, you know,
have to downgrade and they're like, oh my god, look
at my life. Look at the small little apartment.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, no, don't worry. She's saying it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh she's saying it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh she is feeling it, and she's saying it. However,
she has no choice right now. But since the apartment's
so small, Kelsey, can you please take down your your
pageant trophies, put them in a way, put them in storge,
or give them to your mom.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Now, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't want them up the pageant trophies. It was
like twelve years ago, right that she did. Yes, yeah,
and she's still displaying them.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, I still have my keys to the city here
that they never showed on Housewives, sitting right here. But
I'm not hanging in on the wall. No, like Kelsey
put it away.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's time to put them in storage.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, or give them to mom. My mom. My mom
has every magazine I've ever been in. My mom throws
nothing out. She still got my dress from when I
was five years old. And by the way, I read
something the other day that there was like this outfit
passed down from the family. They put it on the kid.
The kid had major skin infections, major major nothing could stop.
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It turns out that there's these bugs that grow in
the material that even dry cleaning cannot.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh my god, really, yes, So I have all of
my kids. I have won outfit from each kid when
they were you know, newborns, and I've kept it and
I've also kept my mom Captain gave it to me
my brownie uniform from when I was in elementary school,
and it's so cute. It's all little, and I'm like, oh, well,
(07:15):
just pass it down to my kids. But I guess
it don't.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Not after I read that. And I'm going to tell
my mom today because I keep forgetting to tell her
take that fucking Cinderella dress, okay and throw it in
the garbage. Mom, you know, stops. We're fifty years old,
Valerie sixty. I think my sister Valerie's sixty. Like it's enough,
like you kid, though, I have little Frankie stuff still,
(07:39):
and now after I read that story, I am not
putting these things on my children. Of course, Christening outfits
and stuff are passed down, but just be careful, you know,
just be careful.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well now, whether it's sure or not, I heard it
nounce in my head. How do you.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Think Billy feels now? Billy so Kelsey's boyfriend. While she
was dating the other guy. He comes over, he's helping
her put things together, and the mom is kind of like,
you know, do you want to get married?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Do you want kids with Billy? And she's like, you know,
She's like.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I want him, but I don't know about now,
but I would just I couldn't have made.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
She's thirty two, right, she's thirty two, you know, I
don't know, Like when you don't, you're not about now.
Like I've heard so many girls say I'm too young,
I'm too pretty. Girls guess what That time goes by
really really fast quick. Yeah, and that window if you
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meet a guy like him, I understand if you haven't
met the right person, right, because it is very, very
important who you decide to make that decision with, whether
you're married or not. It is so important. Camera is
it not like you have kids with the wrong person,
you are fucking paying that debt for the rest of
your fucking life life. It is almost better not to
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or have them on your own than to have them
with the wrong person. So you better be very my.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Kids, be careful who you procreate with.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And even if it's not good for you, is that
person going to be a good parent? People can fall
in and out of love all day long, right, yeah,
but being a parent should be consistent. And I happen
to love Kelsey's boyfriend Billy. I be so kind and
(09:31):
attentive to her and lovely, and hey, how many women
marry the safe bet? Would he be a safe bet?
Is she going to ever have a big house? Now?
Probably not not?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Probably won't and she won't be lonely and hopefully maybe
that won't make it's what makes you happy?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Right? Isn't it all relative? But let me tell you something.
These things they fade when you're with a miserable fuck
because he was able to buy you money, or you're
with a guy that says you can I'll see you
in six months because I have another girlfriend to go.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was there any time in there is I couldn't
even imagine. Was there any time in their ten year
relationship that he was just loyal to her? Or was
he spending those ten years with multiple women?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I feel I don't know him, and I hear he's
an amazing guy, lovely guy. I liked his father on
TV and you know the judge Caprian. Yeah, and I
mean I think that this guy's lifestyle. I have cousins
like this, they never met, well, he was married, this
guy has children. They just want to stay young forever,
(10:36):
and they feel like a young woman is their fountain
of youth when I've found most young women age older men.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I don't know. I just Kelsey strongly believes that
she deserves the rent, health insurance, car insurance to be
paid for her. Yes she does, and her mom's looking
at her like, don't you want to be independently, you know,
taking care of yourself financially.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well Billy's very good to listen to me. Billy's very
good to her. I don't know that I would find
another guy who would be okay with the last guy
still paying boyfriend paying for my stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, no guy's gonna want She's driving a range Rover.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That's the guys, right that guy. Boy?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Were they talking about maybe selling that?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, because she said Billy said he it's time for
that to go, and it was starting to have problems.
I know they were looking for a car in the
summertime when I was with them. I've been out to
dinner with them. I have so sure she'll be.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Really happy with her Toyota.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, no, that's not what she was looking at. Does
she work well? I think she was designing for a
building company, you know how they do, like spec homes
and things like.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh, okay, so she does have some she was doing.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
That that I know of. She had come over and
helped me around the house do some things, which was
it's really cute, really cute ideas she gave me. It
was such a nice frigging scene. But by the way,
Kelsey wished me luck the other day, Liz wished me
luck the other day for filming so I just want
to thank them.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh that's nice. Well, while visiting her grandfather's old house,
Joe Allen tells her mom that she should have shown
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her how to be respectful and how to be a
good parent. This scene, it was it really kind of
absolutely broke my heart. So Rosie downloads Rich about what
Kelsey said on the trip. Rich thinks Kelsey is projecting.
What do you think do I think?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Do I think Kelsey is projecting?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I think they just can't stand each other.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I don't think she's projecting. I don't think Kelsey looks
at what she doesn't have to be a problem. I
feel like Kelsey in her mind feels like she is.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Going obsessed with Rosie.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You think she's You think Kelsey's obsessed with me?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I don't know. The thing comes up at the end,
I was like, holy shit, that was a bad fight
in housewife's world.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Even don't you say so good? It was so good
but so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It was, I mean good, but I gave it to her.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I think that. I think that I don't really know
why Kelsey wants to shit on Rosie and her stuff
because they just don't like each other. I feel like
there's something bigger to this.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, that's what I's going to ask you. Did something
else happen between them that was way bigger?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I do think so I do, and I think it
happened before filming. So so we should get Kelsey on
and ask her because I think there's got to be
I've never asked Kelsey. Or we can get Liz on
and ask her if she'll tell us.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But well, I can't wait to talk about the fight
because that was one for I mean, that was bad
and it was about to get physical.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I felt, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And then we have Joel and her sister and her mom.
They're going to the grandfather's old house. Grandfather had just
passed away. You know, emotional time walking through the house.
It's empty.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
He was a father to her. He stepped in when
her father passed.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I had her own bedroom in this house, She.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Had her own bedroom. I feel like her grandparents were
a big force in her life. And the grandfather was
a World War two veteran, so I have a lot
of respect for her dad.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Is the grandmother has the grandmother passed away.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Grandmother passed I think a long time ago, even but
I know that the grandfather walked her down the aisle
for her wedding. I wonder if that's the father's parents
or the mother's parents. Oh, it's the mother's parents. Okay,
well I got children. I have chills because he was
a very maternal man and and this is something very
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interesting to me. He was very maternal, and her mother,
her grandmother wasn't. So her mother wasn't. But we'll get
to that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
But she's trying, but she said, like she's trying to
change that with her kids, like her her grandmother, Joellen,
her grandmother is not maternal. Her mom is not maternal.
You know, she's trying not to pass out on to
her own children like in my family, my ex he
(15:41):
he kind of disowned his mom, and then he passed
out on to my daughter, who kind of disowned me
and my entire family. Not only that, but his grandmother,
her grandmother, disowned her parents. So his whole side of
the family has a habit of dining out, so you
can pass the stuffs.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Generational trauma. Absolutely, it's a thing I'm learning about that
I've read about it, and my doom scrolling on Instagram
and I start I'm starting to think it's a thing.
You know, It's so funny. My grandparents were separated, they
never got divorced, or they still lived like a married couple,
but not together. My parents lived together, live separated, never
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got divorced, and I lived in the same way. I
got divorced, but I lived the same way with Frank,
like you know, still spending holidays and living together like that.
You listen, your childhood will fuck you up, but you
can't blame your parents forever. Someone.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, I just feel like teaching somebody to own family
members is just a horrible thing. I will clarify that
my ex did reconnect with his mom here and there
a few times, but not much as an adult. But
it's just a really bad like it's your family, Like,
I don't know, I just.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Mom, are so egregious camera they deserve to be disturbed.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I will agree with that.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Like I read things. Of course, I could vomit seeing
some things that parents have done to their children. Yes,
and I don't. I don't ever tell anyone to forgive,
but it is such a part of healing for yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Do you think this scene is going to help them heal?
Because you know, Jolln's mom commented on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But she's deleted it since you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Did know that, so basically under a preview clip on Instagram,
John's mom commented, Jollan told her side of the story.
Let me tell you mine. Both her mom and dad
tried to get her help she needed at the time.
The last time she was sent to this facility by
the doctor who witnessed her behavior, he found a placement
for her and it was for nine months. She was
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headed down a dangerous path, hanging out with undesirable characters
and her behavior was out of control. Joe Allen, your
mom and dad did this jointly. I see you neglecting
to mention your dad doing this. Blame your mom only,
and you were not there for a year, nine months whatever,
I have the exact dates. Did you mention your behaviors got.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You sent away? Not your mom and your dad?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then somebody wrote.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Are you related to her?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And she wrote I'm Her mother was like, WHOA, wow,
that's what I feel like when this step airs. And
I can imagine, you know, after this episode her mom.
I mean, I don't think her mom looked horrible in
this episode and her mom was very you know apologetic.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I didn't think her mom looked hard this episode. I
felt for her mother as well. I felt for her
mother as a child. I felt for her mother as
a mother who now wishes she did things differently.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yes, we're a product of our environment, and you know,
she she was doing to her kids what was done
to her. I am took a long time to realize, like,
that's not the way, you know, like I was.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
The sister was raised in the same home and look
at how different right.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, I don't you know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's Teddy talked about this. Petty has a relationship with
her mom like that, but her sister doesn't, so you
know her Her sister did say.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
She was agreeing with Joe Allen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She did, she did.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I just think the.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Sister is such a nice person, don't you I do.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think that sometimes people let things go easier than
other people, and maybe her experience wasn't being sent.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Away because she was boy crazy or whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know, I'm going to go watch this with my
mother when we're done, because I would like to know
what my mother thinks of this. Yeah, but I felt
the mother never saw this coming. She kind of got
like like, I don't know if the mother was hearing
this from her children from the first for the first time.
I felt for everybody, but I in this moment, I
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wish that everybody that that approaches their parents as a
hurt kid and says as an adult, like you did this, mom,
you did that, and the mother started crying and she
goes first the mom. I felt the mother handled it amazing.
The mother did, let me tell you, first of all,
like she thought she was kidding at first, and then
like when she saw it was serious, she listened and
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and she I think that Joe Allen should feel heard
because the mother said, first of all, let me explain
to you what I came from, and let me tell
you I'm sorry, and I love you, and I'm here
from this day on. Every child that goes to every
hurt child that goes to a parent and says that
should hear that, because that's the most a parent can
do at that time. There's nothing more you can do,
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and that's not an easy thing for a parent to say.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you think very happy you think that Joellen had
these conversations prior to filming with her mom.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I don't. I felt like this was a first and
I don't think she's a throwaway mom. I feel like
her mom. She asked to look at her mom like,
if you're doing the best that you can, that's all
I can ask for you, considering what you came from.
But you know, the mom had a dad who was
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very maternal, and Joellen had a dad and a grandfather
who was Joellen had more than a lot of kids have. Yeah,
not that it makes it okay. I cannot take listen.
I didn't have an easy childhood. I don't talk about
it because it's not fair of my family. It was
not easy, I'll tell you right now. So I understand
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her kids, and I work with a lot of her
kids for that reason, and I work with a lot
of mothers who are going through things for that reason too.
So very close with my dad, I bring them with me,
very close.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, let's let's yeah, let's move on to the weed lab.
We got to see a scene with you finally, like
a full scene, you and Liz trying out the menopause.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Cannabis gummy, Are they cannabis?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
They're not all naturally so okay, they're natural.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
All natural, natural ingredients that help with the symptoms, and
we've made it into a lotenger. I don't want a gummy,
but I felt like a lotenger is also soothing as well,
so I can.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
People don't what's the update? Can people buy them now?
Or they We didn't.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
We didn't launch them yet because I wanted them to
be perfect. Yeah, and you know, of course they are
not replacing hormones. They're not medical, they're not medicinal, but
they are natural ingredients that if someone doesn't want hormone,
you can add it to your hormone protocol or you
can just if you're like on the fence with hormones
(23:01):
with so many people are, which I wish they weren't,
or there are some people that aren't eligible for hormones.
So they're there and they're coming out very cute name.
Cannot wait to say the name?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You'll let us know. Is there going to be a
follow up scene?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Do you think with the.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But I do go you. I mean they're probably One
of the other things is I love being a menopause
advocate because I mean, camera we've suffered like hell right right?
But how about shout out to the state of Rhode
Island passing that law acknowledging that menopause needs like maternity leave,
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you need menopause leave. You need to get your stuff together,
your head, your mental, physical, everything. Stay.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Oh I didn't know that they did that first ever.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So I hope people follow through push for that. Hopefully
you'll see actually men pass the law over there, Wow,
but women did present it. Yeah. So I'll tell you
what's pushing for that. Older women in their forties CFO
of companies. You know, they make it to the top
of their life and they're like, they'll pull up to
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work when dango, I can't do it, like, I'm not
going to saybody that. Yeah, and then you know this
company loses the right hand. So now they're acknowledging that
if you just give this woman a couple some time
off to get it together what she needs, you may
not lose your CFO or your whatever, your boss. So
that's what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
So Rula and Brian have Alicia and Billy over for dinner,
and I was cringing. My asshole was just as tight
as can be this entire scene. I have no words
for Brian. Well, I have some, but they're not very nice.
I mean, Alicia, I don't feel like you know, she
(24:56):
backed out. She was going to go and spill the
beans and tell Aarula what she knew.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But I do have done. I need to know because
you're different than me.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I would not have you, of all people, no and
not have done. You don't go into somebody's house and
in front of the husband on.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
In fronational husband, in front of your husband as a couple.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, you're gonna want a woman. That's woman, a woman.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You take her to lunch, you have her over, say listen,
I want to tell you what's going on. I would
have not brought it up that night.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I would have not.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
She's at Lasta's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I wonder if you think production on your I know,
New Jersey, we would have probably got in trouble if
we didn't do it and we were supposed to do
something like that.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
No, we don't get in trouble. We're just like it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Maybe it would have been encouraged like, but yeah, it
would have been our choice.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
You can't get in trouble. I take that back. Yeah,
who's getting us in trouble we're house like we're grown.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Asking for young women. I think it would have been
I think it would have been probably a good scene.
But I could not have done that. I could not
have done that.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You know what, I think it borderlines way too dirty
even for I do too. It's dirty in your own home.
You're you're invited over as guests.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Everything Brian said at this dinner made me cringe. Every
single thing from him saying, you know he gets home
at midnight. Why why are you getting home at midnight?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Bro? And why are you saying? And guess what? Rula
wanted to kill him?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
She's like what she makes excuses for him, Oh, he's
drinking too much.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Oh, you shouldn't be drinking vodka.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Then Brian claiming that he when he met his wife
wasn't a wife, then that he would order her double
shots of vodka when they first met. That just grossed
me out, Like, I'm trying to get you drunk on purpose.
I would order one shot of vodka. I would get
two shots in hers. I'm like, oh, why would you
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even admit that? And then you hear his phone a
text message come through on his phone. He looks down,
grabs his phone sneaks off and says I didn't even
sneak off says I got to go to the bathroom.
Then he comes back, who knows how much longer, and said, sorry,
I had to take a phone call from the mistress.
(27:24):
Is that who the phone call was from?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Rule it? Well, first of all, I would have been
getting your text messages, dude, I would have known your
text messages before you pick them up. There's no code.
I've never broken in my life. I don't care if
you went to yell uh oh yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So anyway, then we find out he doesn't only work
on feet. He deals in ozembic steroids and botox. Yeah,
he's like, well, you know, I micro jose zempic.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
If I feel like I'm getting a little pudge.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Then if I feel like if I'm losing my muscle,
then I take steroids. And then if I look in
the mirror and I need my you know, wrinkles, I
do botox. I'm like, shut up, shut up, I don't care, Like,
don't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't think he knows right now what to say,
what to talk about, you know, I think he's I've
had better conversations with Brian and Rula honestly, and I
don't think he's being portrayed very well. Hell could he
be with all this going on. I think it's like
a roller like it's a snowball effect of just not
(28:35):
gonna You can't come back from what this started with
it you got off on the wrong foot. I mean,
do you think like I and I say this to
a lot of housewives, the way you start is the
way you end. No, yeah, yeah, And I.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Feel the same for her normally when it comes to Housewives,
the first three episodes is basically how your season is gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Go for the most part three to four. It's the narrative.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
It's like the narrative you guys have to understand, like
we do a bazillion different things and different issues come up,
but they can't cover all of them. It's forty five
minutes each episode.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
So are you going to cover at this point with
rulind Brian.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, I'm sure that there was a long conversation had
and he probably said one hundred nice things, but you
know how reality TV is, They're going to pluck out
those ones that go.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
At that time. I'm sure that's not the only things
he said, right, right, So I don't think Rule is
happy about that, honestly, But she's what's gonna do you
know you came on the show, you did know this
was going to be brought up, and you did probably
didn't know as much as you know.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Now, are we going to get more about this mistress
stuff throughout the season?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yep? Really? Yep?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why do I feel like he's going to go to
the reunion?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Of course they are.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Did you see people are having fits because you said
that you weren't invited to the reunion?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Good? Good good? And you know what, Ruligious text me
before and said, I'm sorry, I feel bad You're not
coming to the reunion. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
That was nice of her.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, you know what, I'm not. I have too much
pride to call and say, why am I not coming?
You'll You're never gonna fucking hear that from me.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I'm assuming it's because you guys are in production now,
That's what I'm assuming.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
It's one day.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I know that I know I was.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Never before they said we were coming back, I was
not invited. M I feel like I I probably should
have been. I feel like I'm close enough with the
girls and I was.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I'm gonna I'm gonna text Joseph. That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
You're my you know what, That's what real friends do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm gonna take I thought about it.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think I care if I go or not because
I'm so busy every day, Like I'm so happy I
have the day of I would be nice.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
To be brought out just for even if it's for
you know, one segment or whatever like it would have.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It would be nice.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's the very nice of you. Thank you, I think so. Yeah,
but he listen, that was their decision or whoever's decision,
and that's the way it is.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah. So we see Kelsey and her range drover pulling
up to Rosie's house with her blaring siren and she's
using a PA system to say eight thousand square feet
more like eight hundred inches eight thousand inches, and she's
(31:34):
going on and on and it's.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Loud, you know, loud noises fuck with me. I don't
do a loud noises even when my children and I
know you're the same way.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
I don't even get me started.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Don't say it because I know, but loud noises trigger me,
and that would have annoyed the shit out of me.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, they're not on great terms. And it was she
going over there to do her hair.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
So this was supposed to be yes, And I wouldn't
let someone that hated me cut my hair. It would
only be But then I thought about and I'm like,
but it would only be bad advertisement if she fucks
her hair up. Rosie happens to have beautiful hair. Have
you seen Rosie? She looks great. Yeah, you know, Uh,
that would have really really irked me.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But that would that would have pissed you off if
somebody came up to your house. It was making fun and.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I would have said, that's not fine. I have a
weird I have like, hardly any sense of humor, so
it takes a lot to make me laugh. I think
Liz is hysterical. But I wouldn't have thought that was funny.
And I'll tell you who I didn't think it was funny, Clemmy.
And you know, poor Clemmy was upset. It's so funny
because she's on the phone with Rich saying that I
want to steal Clemmy and just make out with her
(32:48):
because I'm in love. I was an old she's you know,
she's a senior and I'm in love with Clemmy. But she,
you know, she's on the phone with Rich before she
gets there, and and he goes, well, if Clemmy likes her,
then we you know, we have to see if Lemmy
(33:09):
doesn't like Kelsey because Clemmy loves everybody. As soon as
Klemmy gets as soon as Kelsey gets out of the car,
Klemmy walks the other way.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
So she Kelsey sees the blueprints that Rosie laid out,
and you know, Rosie's like, I'm gonna put the blueprints out.
So she's set up so she knows, like, this is
what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
And she was not.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Kelsey was not interested in seeing the blueprint prints at all.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
She's like, here, take it. You want to walk the ground,
you want to listen? Does it even matter how how
big your home is? No?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
No, I mean especially coming from Kelsey, and she says,
where the fuck's your house?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
You don't have a house.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
She and if I could have, like they could play
a drinking game form. How many time She's like, get
the fuck out of my house, Get out of my house.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You know they're going to do that. You're right, I
didn't think of that. So. So anyway, that was a
really good fight. It goes back and forth, it gets escalated.
Rosie unravels Rosie basically. You know, Rosie's got that in her,
like she could get hysterical, yeah, real quick. But she
(34:36):
she didn't. Now let me ask you something. She didn't
get like that when Alicia went after her.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Right, Yeah, Rosie's growing on me? Is she not growing
on you me?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah? She like her? You don't like her? I like no.
I like all of them. I do. I like all
of them. I think that they've all done such a
good job. It's hard for me to like them even
if I don't. Oh, okay, so doesn't like so Rosie.
I felt that Rosie didn't like me being there.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I had a feeling that Rosie had some issues with
you there to do with me being not filming. I
could be wrong, that's great. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
So who let me ask you?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I felt like sometimes Rosie's.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hot and cold. Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Sometimes Rosie will walk up and you could talk to
her and she's the sweetest thing and I love her
and rich, and then sometimes she would just walk up
and not even say hello, And I don't I don't
know how to read that kind of thing. I know,
I'm fifty five years old.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
So she's not the rarest person in the world.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
But then she said she had anxiety when she was
on the boat, and I was talking to her about that,
and then I felt I said, Okay, well then I
know now why you're like that. But then I saw
her at the party and she didn't have anxiety. She's
talking to everybody.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't know, well, she had no anxiety when she
was screaming and yelling. Who do you think?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay, let's just think about this.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I feel like I feel like equally equally because let's
not forget that Rosie drew first blood right from the beginning,
questioning Kelsey's relationship.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Okay, you're right, she did. She drew first blood right.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, so we have Kelsey pulls up, she's using the
PA system to make fun of her house.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Do you think it was right?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Do you think it was just a bad joke? Did
it warrant Rosie like.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Going ape shit? I think Rosie was all set to
do that anyway, She had it all set up to
have that happen, and I think so she got I
don't know if she could, because sometimes housewives can work
themselves up into a scene in a fight. I've seen
it on my show. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Do you think that Kelsey was aggressive at all?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
No, she kind of didn't say She didn't really say much.
I feel like it was a lot of screaming and
yelling by Rosie. I mean Rosie, I mean.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
She Rosie was in her space.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well that they got they she put her hands on
her and she said, don't put your hands on me.
I did feel like Rosie's response was a little bit
too over the top, just a little bit like Kelsey, yeah,
you were an asshole, tell her she's an asshole, and
go like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
It was built up over time, it.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Was built up. The only thing Kelsey cared about was
my boyfriend did not pay for me to win Miss
America or.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Whether she's not a slam pig. I don't fuck married men,
but let me just let you know I won that
pageant fair and square. Well, at least we know what
she's admitting to and what she's not admitting to.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
What I had to look up a slam pig because
I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
What is it. I mean, it's self explainatory.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Now it's typically an overweight or ugly or only thought
after for pumping and dumping. So just like in a
sexual act like pumping dump.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I almost felt like she made up the word, like prostitution.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Horror, slam pig. Now that slam pig. That's a new one.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
It's an actual like you know, prostitution whore, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well it is now should be in the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Welcome back slam pig.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Welcome back slut pig. That is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well, anyway, Rosie, this was a build up. And you know,
I here's what I like about the men. And let's
really recognize this one thing I give these men. They
act like men on the show. Should they diffuse their wives.
They don't call the other woman a name. They are saying, like, listen,
(39:01):
take the high road. How you handle it, like Billy
was telling Alicia, how you handled it is what you
can control I And and you know, even here, you know,
Rosie's husband Rich was saying, well, handle it this way
or handle it that way. I'm I like these men,
I do, don't you, Yeah, except for Brian, right, but
(39:26):
I don't like like I said, I don't like when
men get nasty about other women on shows.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, I don't either, and it happened to you. Yeah,
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
And I'm I'm using your show for an example. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I mean why, I mean, don't you look at
this Tamra and say that's the way men should act
on a show, just saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
But Rosie yelling at Kelsey you suck you sucking dick
isn't a job that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Was a good Livine though, mm hmm. Sometimes it's the
oldest act Rosie let me and not let me let
you in on a little fact. It is the oldest
occupation in history.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
It is so. After Rosie throws Kelsey's glamb suitcase outside,
she pa.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
You know, glam squads don't fuck with they're new.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
She pushes Kelsey out the front door, which leads to
the producer telling Rosie to stop and kind of grabbed
her like I would.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Have kicked the door in if it was closed. I
would have picked up my thing and threw it back
through the door.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I would have thrown it through the window.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I actually know that you would have, and I actually
have to Watching that scene got me all hot and bothered,
and I have to know that God forbids something ever
occurs this season like that, I cannot do what I
in my mind i'm doing. I get too much like
probably you know.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Especially if I take a diapill like I did today.
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
The best thing you can do is like, just walk away.
When you feel that way, I feel you want to
slam somebody's head, just walk away.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I've walked away before, I've thrown someone down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, I had to walk away. I had to walk away.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm taught, like you know, I've I've worked very hard
to you as well, anger management, calming down these all
these all things coming. But it's there.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Oh it's it's just buried. It's just it's just buried.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's there for good.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, oh trust me. I know.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
I haven't seen me in tamorify with each other.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
No, the problem is we're too alike, too alike like
that I might understand it.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, we'd be like fuck that, let's do this.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
But yeah, it was, I mean, another great episode.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I was glad that we got to see you.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
On this episode made me very happy, but I really
don't want Rhode Island to end.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Well, we have some time, I know, but I feel
like there's seasons going to be shorter. I don't know
how many episodes, but I'm definitely gonna text Joseph Matt Nos.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Matt Nos, Well that's not enough. That's twelve episodes without
there will be a three part reunion next year.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
They'll be doing seventeen episodes like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
This coming season. Well, the New Jersey never gets that.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
That's so weird.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
You guys don't get the big trips and you do
only get twelve episodes.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Maybe we'll get a big trip maybe.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Darren, why you need to ask why? That's a good question.
I would like to ask Andy conn Why does Jersey
only get twelve?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
I understand Rhode.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Island because they're new, but every other franchise pretty much
gets seventeen.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
If I'm not mistaken, I think Andy said that he
liked to give just enough of us whatever that means,
I don't really I guess I don't even know if
I'm making that up. I felt like you said that.
I don't even know, but there's never been a really
valid answer why. But hey, it is so good. I
(43:18):
actually have to call Liz and tell her because I'm
like Liz. Last last week I thought was ah, it's
fallen a little short, but this week it got disappointed.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It didn't disappoint And were there previews for next week?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
It looked so Kelsey. It's Liz versus.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yes, yes, yes, and Alicia and Liz Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
And then Kelsey walks in with the slam pig Usa.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
The sad yeah, which is a funny.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Listen now that for me, that's funny is an olive branch,
and then actually begging them to stop fighting. So pretty,
She's beautiful, so sweet and beautiful, and she's just all
the perfect Ashley I is such a perfect human. We
need more Ashley eyes.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
No, not on Housewives. I don't hate Kelsey by any means.
I don't like she doesn't even like.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
We cannot negate the fact that Kelsey is putting her
shit out there.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes, and she's making the show interesting too, Like you
know what, I don't want to be one of those
people on social media that's like, get rid of her,
fire her, get she's annoying. It's been happened to me
a million times, and then when they get rid of
that person, oh, the show falls flat. It's another Lisa Rennick.
Get rid of her, She's horrible, Then the show fell flat.
(44:48):
Like I feel like we need so many different personalities
on the show. Honest, how many fucking girls would say
there are women or.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Daddy's that are She's like, she is making no bones
about her life.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, we'll see and by the way.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
She handled that fight pretty well.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
They do you have to go film? Are you filming today?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
I'm off. I feel good. Yeah, it feels really.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Suddenly suddenly, you know, when you hear something crazy after
stopping filming, I feel kind of sad. I feel kind
of like depressed.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I see a psychiatrist then, because that's not something.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Like I'm usually I'm always like I'm done, I'm over it.
But the reunion, there's people on the show that I
will miss being with all the time. Like I might
have to make an effort and go do girl things.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
We'll hang out with people. Give you give yourself some
time before you make those.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Because you know I'm not that girl. I know, I
very seldom do. I'm like, hey, girlfriends, let's go out
to dinner, Let's go out to lunch.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
No need, nope, no need, nope, nope nope.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
At my age, I'm like, nah, I got a nap
with my kids and my husband and my dog and
my dog.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah. How's Rugby's little boo boo?
Speaker 4 (46:08):
You know he had the surgery.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Uh, it's been a week, only a week, and they
redid the Uh they took the plate out of one leg,
and then they had to do the same.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Surgery on the other leg.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
But the other leg I feel like wasn't as bad
because it had just happened, right, It just happened.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
So off the wall.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He's doing really well. For just I mean, he staw
ha staples in his legs. He goes in next week
to have that removed. But overall he's doing really well.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Gabby had to remove a two and a half pound
blanket out of a dog's stomach the other day. No,
she was and the dog like was so sick she
didn't leave work. Sh It's not an overnight hospital.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
How did they do that?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Laid in the kennel with that dog until it woke
up back twelve o'clock at night.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
How did they like cut it open and then yeah, stomach.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
In the dog's stomach. Oh my gosh, two and a
half pound blanket.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Damn, well, didn't they notice, like where.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Where is the blankets?
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Did they?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Did they not know what was wrong with the dog?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Did they not notice that the blanket was missing?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
I wouldn't notice a blanket missing. Here by blankets all
the time. Paul's gonna kill me. It's like another blanket. Oh,
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
All right, Well, enjoy your day off.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
M m yeah, we group. It's not long enough. Tomorrow's
a long day. Two scenes tomorrow, sys.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Well, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode
of Two Teas in a Pot and we'll see your
real soon.
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