"ENERGETIC HORSE!" w/ Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio,
My God Hometowns. And there wasn't a nightmare uncle inside.
Jeremy's mom was a little tight, but who cares? That
was like nothing in the pantheon of JoJo's brother mouth
kissing her in a cowl next sweater. This is like

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nothing nothing. We didn't have anybody's We didn't have Dean's
dad insulting his mom to in front of or praising
his mom in front of his new wife. We didn't have.
You know, there's been a bunch of family members that
is fun, Like give me the family member you guys. Hello,
I'm welcome to another episode of Will Except This Rose.
My name is Ardmorne, coming to you from my bougie

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and steamy garage in Los Angeles, California. It is hot, Yo,
it is hot. Guess what. It's Ladies' night and by
that I mean it's ladies afternoon two PM and lost hunglies.
Look at this? What is that going on?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is Jones Road?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Brown?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is that a blush?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's no, it's a little highlighter. I can use it
as a as a lip. I believe I haven't tried that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Wow, I would put some on, but I'm developing a
tan as we.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm gonna put on some perfume.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I just feel like, get it.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
She didn't go into glam before.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She'll be a glamor by that time.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Soon?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You guys with us? You could hear her right now.
You can smell her through the mic, smelling so fresh.
She smells like, I don't know what, I don't know.
It's better than over my tanner. Okay, mine is I
don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know her, You know her from Yo Gabba gabble.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You only know me from That's the only thing you
know me from dancing on that dancing with.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
The starting saying she's a songstress.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I sing and I danced.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
She's a shot.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I only dance with monsters. That's the vibe.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
She has a new podcast out, she already has podcasts.
She's got threedom, she's got newcomers. Or she's doing sports pod.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, sports movies with Nicole Byer. We're watching things we've
never seen. I always watched movies we've never seen.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
And you have our Dracula on Gareth Reynolds, who is
going to be on everybody's like, where's Gareth? He's common
in two weeks. He's gotten a fancy haircut and won't
do our podcast, but he's coming in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Why the fancy hair.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I think he's gotten cool. He got cool, he got
like made over. He's like Dracula, got cool.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I got a new cool podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
He got cool. Yeah, he cool written up in the
New York Times. He got cooled up.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I get cold.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
He came from him doing Newcomers.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
And Laura Love.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
My new podcast is called Haunting.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We should say the new podcast is Haunted, which.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Is really fun. It's a scary stories podcast for people
call in and leave messages of their full scary story.
And then I play Terreza, who's a dead influencer who hosts.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I have a scary story. Don't hear my scary story.
I made out with a guy once years when I
was like twenty three, on a gray sectional and scary.
And then years later my friend ran it was at
like Vaughn's like looking at like watermelons, and a man said,
are you friends with Arden Miron? By the way, okay?
And then and then she texted me from Vaughn's and said,

(03:23):
I just met a magician. You went out with. So
this man that was already jarring because I'd made out
with him on a gray let I got like dry
humped in a gray leather sectional. He became a magician.
And that's my scary story. Can you help me?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Does he work in the magic Castle? I think he wishes.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, that's a high position, and that's my scary story.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What do you make of it?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I make a lot of it. I make the fact
that he recognized your friend and then had to put
out on a bp A what's it called APG.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I did that last week.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I called the BP a bp A. I was like,
I think I got it this time, but had put
a police authority on you, and he was like, where's
my girl? Something about her?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
For get me to dry up? And also it's like,
where are you calling somebody?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Let somebody be somebody's friend. By the way, that was
a long time ago, like they might not be your
friend anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, the whole thing is wild. Well, I'm glad you
cleared that up from me. You put out the BP.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I literally have done that twice in the last time.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's already so hot. I don't know how we're gonna
make here.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
We get it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Also with this I'm looking so fresh. When I put
out the word, I was like, guys, it gets hot.
She came to her own personal fan. She came in
with the collar block and really cute earies. Where are
the earings from?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I think I got them from my sister in law's birthday.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No, I don't know where she got really, they're really cute.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, you know her. She is the She is like
friends with Andy Collin. She hosts a daily radio show
on Serius s Exam. It's called The Smith Sisters. Every
day day through Friday. They are live nine am Eastern,
six am Pacific. It's on Radio Andy, which is the
Bravo channel, is one O two on Serious Sext. Welcome

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to Rachel.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Everyone needs to listen to their show because it's so
funny and you will get caught up on everything pop culture.
I just got harassed in our text because I sent
an outdated bit of pop culture and Rachel was like
literally like literally, Rachel wrote, I sent a video of
Blake Libel being interviewed by Yeah, okay, some people were

(05:32):
thought that was new and interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, Well, so people who don't know the woman congratulated
it was from years ago she was with Parker Posey,
which also weird. So then she congratulates Blake on her
baby bomb.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Which she had announced, so it wasn't like it was.
It wasn't a rude thing, could already announced it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
And then she got And so this woman who's saying
that she was like in her fifties had not been
able to concee, had like already had mischaracters.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, now she's in our fifties.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes, time, yes, she was like she was like in
her jersey's like I wasn't able to have She's like,
congrats on your bump. And I never looked at her
again and only looked at.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was it was crazy, but anyway, I sent this
to the Smiths on our text chain, and then I
got a literal text from Rachel had said, Lauren, I
need you to sit down while I tell you something.
And I was like, my heart felt through my ass. Yeah,
I was like, what's she about to say?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Because we've been on a roller coaster and that text
start anything happened.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Laura and I have a text if our phone's it's
it's we both have to walk.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
But what it was was you need to fix your
Instagram time limit because you don't spend enough time on
there because you're sending me something that is so old.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, it was Laura old.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
And we should also tell our listeners that Lauren is
married to last week's guess my dating guru. Did you
listen to your did you listen to you haven't listened
to it? Okay, So I said that he was one
half of that. You guys are the couple. You are
the other half of the couple. That is the day
you want. He will not be named, but we we
he he was the male computment.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I talked to give the male person perspect.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
We were we were all excited about the last person
and then it wasn't the guy.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well we what we did is we had red flags
waving so fast.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That we didn't tell I didn't win the red.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Flag them from day one. That's a red flag. That's
a red flag. Keep going, keep going, that's a red flash.
There's one collecting red flags like growing like it was
like it was like doubl edare On, like Nickelodeon, like
climbing up.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
The nose, eyes wide open red. I was like, hey,
I just had a lot of red flags, but I'm
going to continue. And then we're like, okay, cool. And
then I was like, I'm going to continue. Lots of
red flags, but some green, some green.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, there were enough green that we were like, you overlooked.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
We had the we had an entry, the welcome to
the start, it was green flag meet up. Then first
two days a sea of red flag. Then we got
into the we were like, hey, you're like a flag
story red flag. Then we're like, no, no, We've got
some yellowish green flags going.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I learned from friends of mine who are currently dating
that a lot of people look past red flags because
the population it's bad.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I also sometimes try to give credit for somebody being
nervous and having diarrhea the mouth date and because.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I also think you get a lot of credit when
on paper it's good. And then so you're like, look,
I got a couple of weird things, but everyone's everyone.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's what we all wanted from me. We manifested him,
but we weren't specific.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I know, next time, I want to put in a
few more things. It doesn't I my friends more verbally
say they want to.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Doesn't comment, but my friends also with us are my friends,
but he didn't comment on them, probably because he didn't
meet them. Would have ladies and gentlemen, because you couldn't
stop stop, won't stop, red flag flag star, can't stop,
won't stop.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
But I'm gonna keep going.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You can imagine how big that flag was for me
to stop at month too. I even do as I think.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I met him at least once. Yeah, and I at
your birthday party.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It was that was a different one.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
That was you might have met him at party that
I had.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yes, And I'm like, I thought that it was like good, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It was so I know we all wait, was it
here or was here? Okay, a different on different one,
Oh my god both.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh it's okay. Time is flying in it and it's
good because that leaves now you are free to see
what happens next.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Your person is out there, at least one.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Who's not fucking nuts. That'd be great, dude.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Honestly, I'm fineland. You know what I've done that, and
so I feel like I need between I've done she's gone.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Really you sat there and let that I've done some land.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I've put in my bland time and I was like, oh,
they're nice, and so that was a red flag of blandness.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Because you can create somewherever you go. Yeah, the guy
doesn't really have to do much, but.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
You don't want to carry it.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, but you know, I've decided I could date Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, that's planning that is land. But I had hopes
of him between him and Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I didn't like him when he announced his big dick
to his mama.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
That was weird. That was weird.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know what I think. I like Jeremy two nights ago,
not last night.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I like his mom.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
No, I didn't either. I don't want Jeremy anywhere. I
like Jonathan. I'll take Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
You feel that you could date any of these people?

Speaker 6 (10:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, no, I would say, Okay, let's let's get the
gals in the production team, Kat Money, Kat Money, Levine
and doctor Hannah Montana, Ariana Rosanna, Rosanna Dana makes me
Irene Josy Levine. Well, it's the program, Kat Money and
doctor Banana. Okay, you've all met or heard of both
of these gentlemen of mine that were you? You knew

(11:01):
the first one more and now the second one you'd
heard of.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, I heard tell, you heard tail.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It wasn't to be. It wasn't to be. No, you
know what. The pendulum swung one way, the pendulum strong
on the other.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
It had its moments because you know what, you get
a lot of points for its being funny. Yes, and
when somewhere is the personality you have fun but okay.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
But funny does not equal personality. That's because there are
some people who are funny and you're like, not warm,
that's funny.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
They're not you need.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, you have to be able to have good conversations
and not feel lonely.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
When you were somebody funny at you. You want to
be funny with.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
The worst is the people who are funny, and then
you realize they're just like funny, quoting movies anything they do.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, I know people like that.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I was like, oh, everyone's always like laughing at this
same and then like I really started paying attention.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was like, they're just quoting movies, that's all.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
They're someone who All they did were bits like we
would have a conversation, we would kind of laugh throughout
and then they would go, so what do you think
about that?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And it was like, wait, I was part.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Of can I will you bleep this out? Bleep it out,
but we can keep I think we can keep it in,
but we can bleep out who it is? Why don't
I write it down so we don't even have to
believe that. Okay, so this is.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Who I was.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
This is somebody that say something else. So I was
gonna say that this person allegedly. Okay, this is is
such a fun kook that whenever they say anything to
you in real life that is even kind of a joke,
they get really close to you and.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Go hey, like hey, like I got it zinger.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Like like like Johnny Arson and McMahon and they.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Go, hey, even if you don't know that like a neck.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Like it's like at your neck and they say, hey,
isn't that fun? Weep, we go hey, enough about me,
enough about journey. Let's get to Jen and her love journey. Okay,
here's what I want to say. Yeah, I can. We

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were saying a little before him. I'm confused by this
edit and this journey. If you want us to root
for Devon, why did.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
You make him be?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Now?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Maybe he was a piece of shit in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I think he was Wait wait wait, wait, wait up
a little bitause I've only watched last three up.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, so Devin is the one that had the fun
I watched.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
The first one a little bit and then I watched
last time.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
So Devin had the fun run.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
What does a fun run?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
He would know the jog and he.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Had a fun run.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like yeah, no, no, he didn't runs.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, so like it's like a turkey chop. But when
that was Thanksgiving, I'm so so he went on there.
But like his journey was, he came on kind of
swinging to be the villain and like some of the
guys hated him, and then he just seemed to calm
the heck.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Down and he seems pretty It was whiplash, he sucks.
This soft version of him was not it. There were
a lot of like cursing. There's a lot of like,
let me talk to you outside.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Okay, but wait, wait, wait, how do we get he
is faking so he can be the no.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I think that I think like her. I think he
likes her, and I think that when they speak. There
are things that happened which we kind of said before
arden like this hometown really showed me. And Jen has
talked about her trauma throughout family trauma, her dad leaving
her family when she was young. I think that she
likes that and other people. And Devin and Marcus were

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standouts this last episode, and they have had family trouble,
so I think she connects with people on that level.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think it makes her feel less. I can speak
for myself, having grown up with a similar dad to Jen.
I think younger me pre therapy me like, I think
I almost felt so like people would like me at
a party because I was sparklying fun, but I almost

(15:03):
felt so ashamed of the like everything that was also
said to me about myself that was so negative, and
even though I know the problem with him, you sort
of think, but maybe he's right, maybe I'm unlovable, And
like when you're grown up with such an awful voice
daily that it's hard to relax around somebody that said
like a perfect family.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yes, I wrote that down in my notes. I was like, yeah,
she must look at families like Jonathan and like Jeremy,
who were like, our family is great, everything is wonderful,
my dad and my mom are here, and she's probably like, yeah,
I definitely felt that from her, but I'm not understanding
again the connection with Devin felt like overnight, like it

(15:45):
didn't it felt like he was like really mean, and
then they were like, I love you.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Here's what I will say about Devn. I feel like
he's the And again, I'm not rooting for Devon, but
I'm kind of I feel like he's the only person
who asks follow up questions because it's so rare and
it isn't just like you make me nervous. He's like
he'll sort of ask her, and he seems engaged with
her and like slightly empathetic in a way that and

(16:11):
it doesn't feel like glomming onto her trauma, but like
kind of listening and giving her space without trying to
be like me too, me, Like it doesn't feel like
he's drowning her with his but like kind of witnessing
it and accepting it and being like, yeah, I can
see how that was hard for you. I understand that.
Like he actually seems like he asks follow up questions
in a way that maybe the format of the show

(16:34):
enables you to do, maybe more than real life. If
you're twenty something out on an app and have the
time to kind of get to talk to somebody without
jumping knowing you're not gonna go home to bed with
them that night or get hammer. I don't know, what
do you think, doctor b No.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I could see that, especially after I think that what
was the guy's name? Sam?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
N Sam?

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You're asking Sam and.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Your brother the Golden painis noon?

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
That guy is he the one from the radio thing?
Where he was?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That was crazy, insane crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
She couldn't call him out. It was driving me nuts.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
She was so horny for him.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Her going in the hallway to be like, I don't
know what to do.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I was like, you know, to say, you're insane into
any kissed her.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I was like, oh, yeah, he was like lovely physical.
My physical chudge is lovely. Okay, So doctor.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
After him and that experience is like, Devin is so
normal and kind of like grounded.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yes, I could see that she would be pulled into that.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And I wonder if he's somebody that if he did
feel less then. And I know that he said he
was like a heavier kid and that he has dad
sort of went away and like and that he's a
shame that he was sort of hard on his mom,
but now he loves Like I wonder if it's something
where he got attention by being the loud mouthed and
then maybe like it seems like maybe this is the

(18:02):
first person who's actually been able to calm down and
start to just talk to and maybe the fact that
she came from some background that was also not perfect
like a lot of people. They're only like twenty six,
Like a lot of people haven't like opened up to
anyone about that.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well, that's what always scares me about this show because
I'm like, you're so young, yes, Like this is like
a lot of pressure. And then you're like with some
saying you're gonna get married to somebody that you barely
know and you don't even have your brain fully formed
yet barely. It's just it just crossed over to being fully.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
And for the guys who aren't saying I love you
as an audience member, I'm like, oh, he hasn't said it,
so why would she stay with him anything? Realistically, Yeah,
they've only been in the room with her for three.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Hours six to be like, it is weird to say
you're in love. And then so I see in the
preview that the guy she likes Marcus, right, Yeah, he
was like I'm not sure that And I was like
that's normal.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's yeah, nobody likes. Can I just say how good
your hair looks?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
So good?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's really not only are the banks finally in the zone, Yeah,
but there's.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
A work prog finally, she said, because we've been.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
No, I don't mean because I always had problems with
them though, No, no, I've always people have chopped me,
people have squear, people have done.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was not my visual, It was my knowing your
own personal experience of it, you know, Like I know
that because I feel like, even with the Baby Bank,
I actually thought you looked cute, Like I always sure,
I find you such a cute.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Person that pull it off? But do I want to.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Well, but I know, I know that it's really hurt
your feelings because I've been a big bang proponent on
you because you were like you were like I'm gonna
grow them out, and I'm like no, no.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, like and like not the right person.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Not only are the banks killing it, the shape.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Of the cut is woman cutting with my texture, which
a lot of people do not even try, do you.
What do you mean is that I have really wavy,
curly hair, and so she cut in so that it
dries really well with natural my natural curl, whereas people
will just kind of blow it out, cut it and
then it's kind of just like whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
No, no, no, you look cool. Can I just say it?
The Smith's sisters all the smistress like, you guys always
all this, Mister's always look so cool. You're out this,
you're styling your nails?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Mariah for styling? Is that?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Who does it?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
She does?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
She's like your whole wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Basically, did she get this? She did?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Could I hire her to Style Mad? Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
And a friend the other day was like, do you
do meant she does? Children? She buys?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
She buys, said she like a stylist.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
No, she just has a passion for looks for Style Mad. Yes,
and she'll be great. She set for Lauren. She sends
her like looks on a sheet with like outfits picked
out Laura Ashley Smith her and for me we sort
of do in person.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Stant I'm going to reach out.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yes, so she can do a variety.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
On a sheet that's so cute.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yes, she sends him on a sheet.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
You guys always put together?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Did she pick out your nail design too?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay? These? Actually she had the exact same nails, but
with blue dots and I told her, I said, send
me your nail pincher's board and I just scroll through
all the things she likes I want and she got
We also go to the same nail person and he
was like, your sister just got this. I was like,
I know, shut up.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I got to keep us on track, so we can't
so we can get through this. Here we are so
Houston and it's Devin and he's like he was so
cute because he was also what a lady wants to hear,
you look fantastic. You like she did a really the
biggest run jump leg wrap on him.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It was soa she likes him, she does. She feels
comfortable with him, and I'm seeing some of the passions
she had for sam M with him, and I'm like,
I want to see her lean into Because you all
were talking and think on the last episode about her
being hornyny. I like that and I wasn't seeing it

(22:07):
with the guys now, but I see it with Devin,
and I want to see it with Jonathan. I wanta
thing together.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
To I think she I think she's horny for Jonathan,
but she's not like the emotional hot horny.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Can I just ask if sam Am was always like that.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yes, so from the tap about it so weird that
she liked she liked him so much.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Ferocious doesn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
He was awful riddles to speaks.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
So then we met the Rum club they run every Wednesday.
That the most important people and it's like they were cute.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
What would you do if you roll to a date?
And they said, that's end of mine?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I really really, I'm not saying we're not.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I don't know how long I was like.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
No, he was dripping, and I was like, also, it's Houston,
it's hot. Hell, Like that's not doing him a favor.
He wants to feel hot. You're making this guy who's
a sweater in Houston can be the only person that
seemed to like it. I thought it was fun.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It was really well. I like that he had a
life and he has this interest.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
It felt like and it did feel like that they could.
It felt like she likes sports and it felt like yes,
it almost felt like she's like, oh, I could be
his wife live in Houston and joined the run for I.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Honestly, I did think it was like the middle of
the day in Houston. I don't know what month it was,
but it's probably hard, especially based on how he was sweating,
which I felt that.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
For but otherwise I was like, Oh, that's fun, it
was cute. I would like it.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I thought to be sure they're the right type of
person for a date, like yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm
sure she was told.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What did Charity and Dowton do a run? I feel like.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
They did on one of their one on the date
that was not well, all of it's planned by the producers,
but that felt to me like, oh, I want to
show you this because this is so important to me,
and you typically don't see extras on that first one
on one portion and he invited so many people in
which I I was like, these are important people to him.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
It was so cute, like.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
If you took your day to Brent, this is my tennis.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Group, this is gonna be my or any crazy things
is in MAGA.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
But we just don't talk politics of him and say
some stuff just yeah, he might be talking about pizza
gat or whatever. Just don't talk politics with them because
we kind of love him and he was in a
band in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I'm like, let's just.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Not talk politics with him. But we're just going to
accept him for who he is, and he and he says,
and he calls me private Benjamin. Okay. So then so
then we keep going and he's like, you know, I
was going through a funk, and then they and then
I joined this, and then she said, do you guys
call everybody calls him Pete Davidson.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Okay, which was also that I can see it and
I've been seeing it since day one. But immediately when
she said that, I was like, Okay, that's the first
time we've heard her say it. Yes, but also Pete
Davidson has he and he gets the lady. I'm like,
for Devin might be someone that you have to red
FLA is a red flag, but it like you got

(25:00):
to get him in person to get Oh. Yes, it
might not be reading on TV, but in person, I
think she's getting the peace David by guy.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I think he's tall and I think you know, he
can lift her up.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay, So then okay, wait, that's something to Yeah, I
got that too. So there's something about how he is
in person.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That yes the kay, and then she said I'm in
pure bliss. She loved it, and they're clicking and she
she was running and clicking her heels like a leprechaun.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Cute.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
She did like a little jig.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was so cute.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
It was like a jig. She was just like clicking
her heels. She was like in a Irish jig.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Them standing in the middle making out while the.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Horn kill silly.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It was a horny So everyone, he knows me dry
humping on court five at like exactly a hit and
the balls are okay. So then they kiss and then
and then there's like you know, and then he said
in front of them, she understands me. She loves me
for me, he said, she loves but she liked it,

(26:10):
and it wasn't in a way that was like oh fuck,
he said, loves it was like Dad's right, I love it.
And then he goes she accepts me. He's dripping sweat,
and then their dog comes out. Katie, but I love
your hat, I love your bag. I know.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Moment I loved the dog and I loved how she
was like, oh, he probably loves the dog more than me.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I was like, fuck, yeah, yeah, number we like that
like that like that.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I don't like that, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay. So then he was like, my dad will be there,
and I was like and She's like, hey, he's again.
My dad popped in, I popped in and out my life. Uh,
but he'll be there, and you know, I want to
do right by my family and I want to told
him and to bring him home, and I'll bring the
right right one home. Are gonna love you no matter what.

(27:01):
I need you to know, They're gonna love you, so.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Which was great instead of like the other guys being
like I need clarity, we'll see what they say.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, yes, yeah, you're like that much about many Mama's
boy this season, we had we had our star that's
like I did a mom with the spider Hakeem, and
then we had the full last like the pet photographer
who is like, Mommy, I got cut Mom.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It wasn't Jonathan like you're my heroes.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I think Devon might have said that.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay I did. No, No, it's not bad to say that.
But it was a lot. You think there's a lot
of these men looked identical. In my mind, I was
I was like traveling.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
A lot of Mama's Boys this season. Yeah, I mean,
you don't want somebody that hates their mom first.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
But I don't you think she has a total type.
I'm like these three guys that are what we end
up with are so similar and vibe looks like I
was like, it's kind of like she's going on these dates.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like Marcus is a combo of Jonathan and Devin. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
it's like there's a progression and that happens.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yes, yes, So then there's really cute the family put
the thing on the lawn. This is welcome home, Devin, howdy,
And that was cute. So cute.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
It's cute and.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That is welcoming and not like, oh, hi, don't.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think that's happening.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I guess do you have four o their boyfriends before?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, it's like you know what I signed up for and.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
You agreed to send him off, Like you're calling me
a whode of my face. You're like to be what
about your three other You've already had twenty four boyfriends, Like.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, that's not really what it is.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, I've been banging twenty four guys. I mean,
by the way, if I am, none of.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yours your business.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Even Still, it's like there's the show has such boundaries
that it's like you're basically just having conversations with a
lot of people.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yes, yes, it's like speaking, your son signed up to
do this?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yes, me, yes.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
So then he's also insane.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
He's also so then they said you need to be
a strong person. He's said to her, I might need
to lean on you. And so then they walk in.
She immediately tells him about the thunder from down under
that his as. I found her very winning with all
the families, and I felt like she was able to
compartmentalize in a manner I feel like we haven't that.

(29:15):
I feel like she was very present and gave each
one a shot in a way that didn't feel creepy
like Ari but like but like was able to be present, sweet,
not misleading, but like I thought she was able to
like just dive into each family.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
But I also had some broken record moments throughout this
episode where it was like with the guys, it was
very much like, don't I need clarity and wisdom for
my family? I don't know if I'm there yet. I'm
falling for you.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It was like, and we didn't have any fucked up uncles,
you know, any mean brothers.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Sister that was weird.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
There was a cool sister was.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Very comfortable, thought Jonathan or Jeremy Jeremy sir.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
But Jen kept saying because I guess all the parents
were like, you know, do you love my son? You
can't say. I kept saying, I wouldn't be here if
I didn't have feelings, but she can't know.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
But I didn't ask her.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
That they shouldn't ask her. But the same way she
wanted some specificity with sam m I would have loved
for her to say the thing that stands out about
Jonathan and why yes right now is because that is
in every family. She said, I wouldn't be here if
I didn't have feelings for him, and I was like, that.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Is true, because when Marcus was saying, like, she's like,
what do you like about me? And he's just like silent,
like you literally don't like her? Then no, I think
she does have feelings for them. But it's like, how
can you can you pick a thing.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
The business like Mariah has her styling, you should coach
people on their hometowns.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Honestly that yeah, they'll be flattering to the parents. So
to hear like yes, something like you in on the
dating thing with.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yet I feel like you might tell me to bow out.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Or yes I will.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
We said that A couple of times, but then I said,
I keep going.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I kind of regret it.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It was fun until I'm out, okay, and then once
I'm out, I'm out, Okay. You'll never see me again.
I do not double dip.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I do. I'm but I'm done.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I'm done. Wow. I like that.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I will never talk to you, I will never text you.
You'll never see I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's basically true for me.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, it's over. I'm a bid I had to be.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
But when I'm none, I am what if they reach out.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
They have been Wow, Oh sweetie, they have been.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh see they're reaching out.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh, they're reaching out, and it's really interesting, even for
a friendship.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
No, I don't be their friend.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Interesting, why would be their friend?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I don't to hear about them bonings to every Well.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
He would, he would, he would.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, that's part of what he could stop saying. The
red flags, A lot of the red flags.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't want to be no loser.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't want to hear about any I don't. It's
because I liked it. I don't want to hear. I'm
not evolved.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Enough that it's like that's just straight up not.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I don't want to be their friend. It would hurt me.
I wish them well. I feel like it's kinder to
be like I like you enough to.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Not be your Yeah, we don't need to be in
the mix, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
So then so then so then they had a stuffed
fox in their house and.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It was weird, I mean, because it was just the
full TV was like the.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Fox, the stuff fox animals, there was a few stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Then this is Texas.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, he said, I love her. I don't want to
tell her I because I don't want to tell her
and have her love somebody else.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
And again with the guys on the show and the girls,
whenever they get to a point I don't want to share.
I don't want to. But it's like, you know, it's too.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Late, yeh know what I mean? What do you also
guess what? This is the name of the game.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
But I think at this point of the show, like,
if you are feeling really jealous of the Fantasy Suite,
you have the right to be like, I'm really in
love with you. If you want to do this and
not go to the other fantasy suites, I will do it.
But I don't think that it's usually that I think
it's more like my self esteem has hurt that you
are doing that, which is fine and fair.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I couldn't handle it.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I would hate that. That's why I never fucking knew this.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And also I'm married, pre married.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I had a dream when I was married that I
went on the bachelorette Wow, and they said to me,
this is the shadiest thing I ever did in my marriage.
Was in my dream. I went on the bachelorette and
they said, wait a minute, aren't you married? And I said,
to like the other contestant's faces, I'm not not married.
And that's the shadiest behavior I did in my marriage.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
That's really impressive.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm not not married. So you're married?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yes, I guess I want to say. Also something, speaking
of jarring yes, The beginning of this episode started with
strangers those by talking about the meeting.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Trying to rewind Did this get.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Are you? She was the hardest hometown because you need
to She was the most wild to me, I can't wait.
She was the biggest pain in the app Why sweet?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
But why did we kick off? It was strange.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It was like in the middle conversation sister in law,
the tender marriage, the Tinder Swindler. That was the weirdest thing.
I couldn't understand. It's like the d n C end. Yeah,
it starts, I'm like, is it halfhere.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Seeing each other?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
We were like was this did it cut into the middle?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
But then she from.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
To this woman It was weird about Tinder. Okay, So
then so then I really like Devin's mom. I thought
she was lovely, kind of young, old sweet. And then
they're like, look, we haven't been the luckiest family in love,
none of us.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, but what did that mean?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Everybody's been married feeling she had some bad boyfriends.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
She was, but I don't like when people have like
blanket lore about their family. We aren't good at this.
And it's like, that's tough because you're kind of setting
him up for disaster.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
That's not that's not the champion of mentality that you're
actually setting yourself up to fail. If you say I'm
always I'm lucky in love, well, no, ship you're gonna be.
You gotta like change your mindset.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
And I don't like it because he hasn't had a chance.
He's still young. He's like, now they're all saying, well,
we all suck at this It's.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Like they were saying, like my dad, my mom, my brother.
It's like, okay, but that doesn't mean you it's not
a pattern, it's a genetic yet.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, that's okay, It's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Honestly it was great, okay because I love getting divorced.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
The process, the process.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
It felt telling my art announcing.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I love to have to share where is he? I
don't speak to him anymore?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
People got my hometown going what happened?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What happened? So are you seeing anyone whoa But okay,
so are you? You didn't have kids, so you have
You saw that podcast about the Batch and that, Yeah,
that feels so favor FA's so fun divorced. Okay. So
then so then the mom and Jen start talking about

(36:17):
the history. She said we had to share similar dad,
and it took me a while to come around. She's like,
my mom was like took my love journey took a while.
I was a single mom. I wasn't always with the
right guys. But follow your heart, express who you are.
If you're falling, feel if you feel strongly for him,
let Devin know. And so then he's like, I love

(36:40):
her and then she's He's like, this is the first
time that I'm in love for real. So then he
goes outside and they're in front of their like Live
Left Love Home good Side.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
And the ring camera on the ring the phone. What
are they saying?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And he goes, I told you that. I was like, there,
I was falling in love with you, and I'm here
to tell you I am in love with you. I
told I told my family, and I'm not walking out
of here. I love you. I need you to love that.
And she was like, Devin loves amazing.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
She was so happy.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I feel giddy and excited and happy, and she's like,
I am falling so hard for you too, It's unreal.
And then they like fucking get at it and in
front of like a home good sign.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Those those moments with her and the guys in front
of the houses. I don't know if you all noticed it,
but two of the homes had the same bench, but
it was painted a different.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
A lot of times they decorate the whole place right.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Actually, I think this was an airbnb family.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's crazy. I was like, why are we seeing set?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
But what do you think The reason is? Like they
don't want them in their house.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Do we know, like he lives in Houston, but do they.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
That maybe just to make the effect happen, Like I.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Always wonder that because it's like, you know, if I'm
bringing someone to a hometown, I want to bring them where.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I definitely was his house, and his house was really tall,
but we'll get to that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
There was somebody who had a bunch of stones and
crystals in the background. I forget.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Well, it's kind of combat actually, because I'm like, I
think a hometown. So if I met them in the
middle of wherever and they want to see my life,
I could bring them to LA. But if you want
to meet my family, would take that where I grew up,
I would.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
I would be like, no, we're going to l A
and my family's coming to l.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
My family would be terrible on the show.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Can you mom would kill it?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Your mom would look so pretty, she'd have a fun
have a fun headband? Sure, Oh my god, my mom
would have been so excited and flirting with the day
and that also, but then also probably say something thing
that's like shut.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
The fun, Yeah, can you edit that out? And they
be like, Nope, going to be in the trailer.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
My brother and my dad all of them would think
they're being fun and cool and be.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Like, shut the fuck fumbling completely.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
My dad would have been like in his boxers, like
I want to make him feel comfortable. It would have
been it would have been bad.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's a dangerous game that they're all okay.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then my dad would be like, so why do
you like her? Like anyway, we're gonna take it quick.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I don't know about you, but things agetting so hot
in here.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I think I got to take I'll pay your break
and we're back. So at the very end, she said,
today was the best day. That was her final thing
with Devin. He feels like the front runner.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
He does feel like the front runner. And at some
point I was like, as I told you, I want
to make sure that Jonathan stays like I never him.
He's so I don't care who she like. I need
her to go.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I like I like him too. I want to date him.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I love him all that legs tattoo.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I want to date him.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Can we can we get?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I have to say, And this is I'm not trying
to be in but his dingus is so huge that
his short shorts got even shorter. He made even shorter.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I said.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Thunder from down Under that the man had a gigantic
weenus and it was like just jerking the You saw that, Katie.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, and I loved his tattoo because he has one arm,
one leg the opposite.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Fast. I love that.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Okay, so I didn't catch he has one arm, what
he's like.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
One leg that's fully tattooed, and one like the opposite. Yes,
and it was really hot. He's hot and he's nice.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
They're all really good.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It was weird. Okay, well, okay, we'll get there here.
We are Fearful Connecticut with Jeremy for why do we
started the legs? And then she made another thing that
said are you going to kill me? And they have
a lot of murder jokes.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, I'm not into that.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I was like him in Australia, but I didn't like
him as much. I didn't like his I told her
I had a big dick like that. But they went
to the most fun growth. Okay, okay, you guys were
talking about what I told you to say. What is
the name of the Tell me about.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
This Stu Leonards. As soon as they said Fairfield, Connecticut,
and he said, I'm going to take her to a
store is one off?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Is it of one and done? This is a chain.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It is a chain. It is a chain. Okay. But
they're in like different parts of the East Coast. So
it's like Connecticut. I think there's one in New York.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
If I'm get there, I can make a journey.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yes, my sister and sister in law, they are obsessed.
My sister in law is from Connecticut and they love
Stu Leonards. It has all of the like animatronic things.
I'm obsessed the way that they were showing the like people,
the cows mooing, all of that. Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
So there's a lot of listeners don't watch the show.
They just listen what did you see?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
That? What I saw? And I almost said for those
who didn't see because most on our show, we're always
like you probably don't watch what we're.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Talking about people, I would say at least at least
twenty of our listeners don't watch.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Okay. So throughout the show, Jeremy and Jen had been
going to like different markets. They went to what is
the one in Seattle Pipe place, and they went to
some other market in Australia or New Zealand. And Jeremy
when he said I want to take her shopping. I
was like, he's going to take her to stew Lennards.
There it's a grocery store and like it's very heavy

(42:30):
on the dairy. Okay, it also is like pies, fruits, veggies.
But it's fun. It felt like a spectacle.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's like a four age competition.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
There are people walking around in like costumes, like in
like animal costumes. It was so cute. They were like
running around throwing avocados at each other, running into Jeremy's aunt,
who was I think that was organic.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It was the most fun. She was way more fun
than his mom.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yes, agreed. They looked just.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
To let give me, the give me, the give me.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It was so cool. I didn't love how they didn't
say Stu Leonards, but they did a zoom in at
one point where it said Stu Lenards on the.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Anim she checked out. He was baggy.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
It was so cute. I love a grocery store moment.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I love going to grocery store to love. I love
a grocery store. Hi, doctor me, did you want to
go to Stue Leonards?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
So cool? And I've never been, but it's been my
sister and is are all have been like, you need
to take your son there. We go to go to
I think it's a field trip kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
We might need to look when we do our let
me do our bell House show. Maybe we need to
go visit Margaret and Joe in New Jersey and then
go to Stu Leonards necessary. Okay, So so so there
they are and they it's a crazy store. And then
she she made I do love some glaze nuts. So

(43:53):
they rented her aunt and then uh, you know, and
then it was just really fun. So then they go
to his house. I was curious. We all were wondering
if she like Jeremy because he thought he might be
rich because he flew out a sports car.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
He's job title is real estate investors.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yes, from the New York area. So I was curious
to see now his family. I'm sure the house is
not cheap, but it was a very tall townhouse. I'm
sure there was a price. But I was picturing like
a real Housewives of whatever Connecticut fair, like I was
picturing like a mansion and I'm sure that's well over

(44:29):
a million dollars. Like, I'm sure it's not, but I
was picturing likesh.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Right, Yeah, And I also I'm struggling with Jeremy because
I really like him. But I also was like, I
wouldn't want to be the guy who just had a
one on one the last episode and then be a
hometown because I'm like, I was a squeaker.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah, you barely made it because samm Tongue kissed you as.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I probably shouldn't be here, I mean, and she could.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Grant kind of.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Wish she had gone to Sam's hometown just coming to
I mean to see, just to hear him talk more.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I was like, because his mom has been defending him,
saying he got a bad at it what he's.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Having, they let him talk, yes, I was like, no,
but he's what they said. But I was like, a
lot of what they're saying in terms of his edit
aren't making sense to me. I'm like, from working in production,
from watching so many of these shows, you know when
it's like And then they said that he was a bla.
We know when an edit but the Frankenstein. But they

(45:32):
were showing him speaking in real time, no edits. It
was seamless audience himself.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
It was he also too did to himself of threatening
to push her off of that tower. It was bad
to himself.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, it was his his edit to to fuck up.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
He did.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
It was bad. It was badly scared. One of their
one on ones.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
She was too scared to jump and he's like, well,
i'll push you.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
She didn't even want to go.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, they had to jump off like a thing with
a bungee or something.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
They had to agree to do it together, and she
was like, I don't want to do it and he
was like, I'm gonna It was so controlling, scary, it
was so.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It was really fucked up.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
It was okay.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
So then so then she they're they're like, so tell
me about like your She's like, He's like, well, I
shipped out the car and then I said the joke
about you know what they say about basically like another
a big dick, mommy.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I thought he was going to pivot mid sentence and
not say that it was bad, and he because he
paused a little bit before he said dick or whatever.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It would have been much fun.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
And I thought he was going to say something else.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I thought he was going to say like a sort
of funny joke where you think you're gonna say that
and say something else. Yes, and then he just was
like because I because it means I have a big dick.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And I was like, I know it should have been
like you know what they say about the guy that
dress his car, it means like whatever, like I'm really
great across their puzzles whatever, like I'm a really I'm
like a really like loyal boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
And he the one where his grand parents were there
as well. Yes, I'm like why are you doing His
mom was like granny yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
And she was tight. Yes she was she was and
then this and then the sister in law, the sister
was cool type I was thinking of Jonathan's sister in law. Yeah,
the sister was The sister was cool.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
She was cool.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
The sister was cool.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I really liked her. I'm like I'll be friends with you.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah. She was like kind of like not fucking around Emily.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
She was like one of the most real people that's
ever been.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
And then they said but then they also said one
of the family members said, well you can tell he's
got balls. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
That was the That was their humor, and the mom
was like it was it was just like and then
and then Jeremy was.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Like I was like okay, and then the mom this
is like bar joking, and then the mom said, I
was worried when she was named bachelorette, meaning that was weird.
I was worried when she was named bachelorette. All the
qualities she said she was looking for is not Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I thought that was that was weird, which is what.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I like hearing.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Saying like, we really wanted Daisy, you know what I mean,
Like I know, I did not get that.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Really.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I think that she kind of thought, but she did
not want She didn't want Jen.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
She didn't want to like that to say. I also
thought that was rude to her son, because I'm like,
he's into this.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I don't think it was against Jen at all. I
think it was against Jerry. Wow, like her being like, oh,
he's not her, he's not her type, he's not.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
She said all these things and he's not like that.
She doesn't know that he's whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I don't know, an insult that would make her.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I actually think it was against Jen because I felt
like she was the one that was the most shaming of,
Like you have three other boyfriends, like she was the
one that was a little to me, it felt like
you maybe it was the shot of clock, like maybe
she thought of her like a could.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
She could have said something else that was cut out,
and like it was like more in context of what
she was talking about, because they always cut it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I was worried when she was named bachelorette, like I
think they thought it was to be or like Maria
or something, you know, like one does not It does
seem like she didn't want it to be Jen, and
so Emily the sister said, She's like, oh yeah. She goes,
she's like, what's up, my guy?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
My guy?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
And then she said, you've got to say what's up
my guy? You're guarded them and she's like so then
the mom is shaming her. She's like, you're dating four guys, like.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Well, I don't see any of them at all. I
never talked to them when I don't see that, And.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
She's like, she's like, is that comfortable for you? Like
like do you like to save four guys?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
And then she's no one who's been on this show
has ever done that specific.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
And then she said, I wish you good luck on
your journey, but who knows. She said for a face
to face with Jen, kind of quoting journey, she goes like.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I wish you was like talking.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, she goes, I wish you could luck on your journey.
I mean, who knows where it is.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
She's like, they told me to say journeys, someone to
say journey kind of. He was not warm. She was
not warm at all. And I was like, sister Rock, Yes,
if I left that home, I'd be like, I understand
you needed clarity, but that also gave me that I
don't want to be around that one was.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Not welcoming to her. No, So then I wish you could,
like in your journey who knows. And then he said,
I am falling for you. I love being with you.
I love being with her. That was it, Well, yeah,
it was nothing great details.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I feel like if you're the mom, like you might
have been like, oh, Jeremy's going on this funny show
and then like he's at the end, might marry That
was to happen sabotage, yah.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I mean, I'm sure my mom would have pulled a
similar tight move, like you're already in love, okay, but
you have three other boyfriends. So here we are. We're
in San Diego with our boyfriend Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
He's so I love that.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Somebody mailed me and told me that artistic director is
a real job.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
It is.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
It is well like U c B has an artistic director.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Okay, great, but I was wondering, like, do you entertainment.
He's like, he's a creative director, graphic design, a creative director.
Somebody said that's a real job. Great, that's all I need.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Oh you thought it was like other people and I'm
an energetic horse or whatever, like yeah, like it's all
a creative director.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That's adjective. Now, yeah, an energetic horse.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I love that job.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
She goes, I feel seen by him, but he has
his emotional wall up. So then she lodged at him
and she kissed, and she's like, we got unfinished business
we need to take care of. They played lacrosse. It
was so cute.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
That was cute and that felt like a match to me.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And it was a callback from their first interaction, which
I thought was.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Very opening night.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, I thought it.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
And she's really good.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Good and they were both just like really playing and that.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
You're both like kind of competitive and they can like
pick her up and like I was like, oh, this
has legs. They give me a couple. Here's what the thing, Jonathan.
Everyone's been wounded.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Everyone's been cheated on and he doesn't have any.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Any but he's but no, but he doesn't. He's like,
I got my emotional walls up.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
It's like at a certain point, you gotta just you
just gotta be into ther out. You got to flags
I really extricate yourself and then just rip off the
band aid and never talk to them again.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Are they afraid to cry on TV? Is that because
I'm like, just go for it, Like what is it?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Good, give us the emotion.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It's way more fun to be like having fun with
somebody and feeling a connection it is to be like
I'm not sure if I should and then you're gonna
be sad later when they pick someone else. And by
the way, you don't have to get married. By the way,
you're probably not going to just get on the ride

(53:05):
just saying will you marry me? It's not real.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
No, out, I'm in the dating school events you're at
and then never talk to them again.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, I mean, I do feel like show and you
get to the end and you propose, because these people
are often afraid that they They're like, I don't want
to be engaged more than once. I don't want to
get married one once. Get over that first of all.
But even this is not really a real engagement until
you are off the show and then you commit to
being engaged. Yes, that's when it.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Was Jordan reproposed to Jojo.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
You do deserve that, yes, because it's not what it's
not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And if you're looking at longevity and couples that you've
seen come ahead of you, those jokers do not get
married for years.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
So it's not like you.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
It's like you're not signing up for like a Gary
and Teresa. You're like, Okay, we've got the live wedding
happening a month from production. No one's doing that. Such
a disaster. Did they that money? He wanted that money? Yes.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
Remember he was literally like, I don't know Teresa and
I don't have a connection. And she's like, I'm a
day trader and he was like, Teresa, I have a connection.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'm actually very in love with you.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
It was such a for her.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Well he was, yeah, well she'll be fine. But then
he also got a million dollar book deal. Could I
think they did have a prenout?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
They did?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I think everyone was tweeting out or.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Like, ill.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I love it? I was wondering like those a lot
like yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, all right, off we go, alright, alright, off we go.
It's got your final The black one got the like
this is the best frame of the three from the
is this? Are these the best they get the final role?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yes they do.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, okay, here we are and uh so then we're
gonna go. Here we go though here there is what's fun.
So she's like he caught her. She's like, there's like
there's an unspoken energy, it's beyond speaking. But he's been
lied to, so he steps up.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It's like, okay, we've all been lied to. That's been
a human being. So he's like, look I told two
weeks ago, and I don't want to say I love
you if I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
She's like, okay, freaking out.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I think the lying thing is interesting because it's like
I do think a lot of people like to have
a narrative for their life and like tell themselves like
I'm like this because this thing happens, Yes, why this
is how this is?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
And it's like you actually can't really do that until
you're older. You cannot look back and make sense of behaviors.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Like half of your life. You were in school, Yeah,
everyone was making.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Decisions and then the second half you're just figuring it out,
and then you become the energetic course.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Then comes you go from creative director. It's an energetic
course and anything can happen.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Anything can happen. So here we go in Walks. I'm
going to give somebody has to be the slightly wild card.
H relative, I'm gonna give it to the Jonathan's sister
in law.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, she was.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I feel like she was also like maybe a little
crush on Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I think she did because I'm like her husband was
very reserved and very but she was like, I want
to tell our whole story. We met after two days.
We said I love you, and now we are here
and it was like.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Yes and Johnathan's shop, I do my god.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I'm still trying to grapple had.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, they were defensive. She was the sister law was
a shit star.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
But it didn't make sense like at the beginning and
even in the conversations that they had, it seemed like
that couple, the sister in law and the brother, we're
trying to say, we see how this can happen.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Right, but we're still being defensive.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Were like, but you all doing it is too soon?
Why why she was? Why she was?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
She was a shitster, she was a fire starter. She's like,
we met on Tinder and then on our third day
we said I love you, and then we did for
four years and then we've been married. Now we've been
together now for seven years.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
But like that's even crazier than this.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yes, time does not matter. Yeah, it is great, does it?
Then she's like, so then so then like what about
what you like about John? Then? Like the dance moves
is like John John is a slow move John John.
He's had some toxic past. Do you feel like you're

(57:19):
falling for the other guys you wore? Yeah, they all
do that.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
What was John John? What was Jonathan's toxic thing? He
had been with someone for like two years.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
And he said she but then she's been but then
he said she told him that he was like.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
A gaslight a gas.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
When he say that. When he said that, I was like, oh,
he just told himself.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
But she was like, She's like, what is that crazy bitch?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
She's like, he said, I got she said, I gas
let her. I was emotionally manipulate and abusive.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
It was almost like he was getting ahead of the
allegations once they announced that, I'm going to be.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
But like, yeah, you just go around saying this, yeah
you know what I mean, Like people just they if you.
I hate to say it, but if you pay attention,
people tell you who they are. Now I can choose
to run past.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Thos Un flag, that's your prerogative.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
But then I get out, like, there's a dove come
to visit.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
That's a mourning dove.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
We always have hummingbird.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
M O, you are an I m G it will.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
That's my mom going listen to the flags.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
She's like, remember remember he's an asshole, he said if
friends did hanging out?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
No, no, we My mom comes to visit you. She's
usually a hummingbird coming into the studio. She's in the
lemon tree, so she's so she's usually comes in as
like a hummingbird. But the dove is like, don't forget
when you don't listen to what you're saying, yeast you
literally don't even need to recreate the just write it

(59:03):
down and read it. So then and then uh, the
mom she's like, do you feel like you're falling for
the other guys?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
I don't like that question, it's not fair, but of
course it's irrelevant, like it's just like just ask about
my relationship.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yes, yes, it's not fair. And then she's like, I'm
protective of John. I'm emotional. She's like, I see that
she is smitten with him. And then then she did say,
baby boy, you gotta play big if you want to
win this, which I like that. Don't hold back. I
liked it, and she said, I can tell she really
likes you. I think she's worth fighting for. You don't

(59:41):
want to hold back.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
She's the one who said one of the parents are relatives,
said like, if you don't dive in, like you don't
ever know if it's going to work out, stopped yourself
from even trying, which I was so into that. I
like that.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
She goes, she goes, you have to be all in
and risk falling. You have to close your eyes and jumped. Yes,
I love hers to put it out there, and he
was like, okay, my family said lean in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I'm gonna make it out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I'm going to make out with her on the on
the like peer one bench. So then they like dry
humped on the bench, look like like a magician. And
I years ago on that grace section, which.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
He never forgot, you know, should never tell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I guess what years from now, John John will be
out of vand and he's gonna see her friend over
a watermelon and say, I dry humped on a peer
one bench with your friend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Now with that bench, Africa die in every state.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Think they bring in We think they bring crops.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Okay, but they're putting that on a flight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I think they have a truck.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
No, they canning that locally.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Maybe it's a wayfair thing. Maybe they wayfair.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Ship in some random ship to that Airbnb.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Maybe that's a wayfair. They're like, this is one ninety nine,
we'll ship one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Toast like get one in Houston, get one in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think it could be way fairer like overstock.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Doesn't it bum you out? And they don't show what
they really look I like to see like a real fan. Yeah,
that tells you so much too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Like pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
That's the thing. They never have family photos. You would
be walking around looking at the person you're falling for
and seeing them as a child. That these are things
that would.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Helping Jonathan's I think Jeremy's house with his house.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Some of them are Yeah, okay, uh me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I actually felt like this was his house and they
brought the bunch in. I think this was John John's
house where they brought the bench, Like why is like,
does he want Jonathan or John?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I do have issues, agreed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
It's tricky when the family calls a totally different Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Yeah, I do have issues with that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
It makes me think he wants Jonathan. John is a
kid and his family's like, we're refusing to give him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
You're John and you'll always be John.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
My nephew, Michael, we called him Mikey when he was
a kid, and then he was like, I don't want Mikey,
I want Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
And I'm like, all right, your name is Michael now. Yeah,
And I won't call him anything about Michael because.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Mikey families don't always do that. They like the nickname
that they always called.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yeah, he requested it, and I said, shir did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Well, good for you it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I almost just made it such a bad joke. And
I'm still thunder tits whenever I go home. Why would
you feel like, oh you under tips? I'm hot, guys.
I actually edited it out. I actually didn't say it
and then I said it, Okay, that's that's progress for me. Okay,
should we take any final thoughts we've been to? Now

(01:02:27):
we have one final date, so we just went to
Jeremy's date and we went to So they're making out
on the okay, Quinn it So they're on the bench
and he goes, thank you for everything in there, like
I needed my family to approve, and now I know
I love so much about you. I'm opening up. I
am getting there, Jennifer. This was cute though. This made

(01:02:50):
me happy. Jennifer Tran, I am falling for you, and
it's so good that that's true. And she said, like
John need Jonathan John because she.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Always is like John John. She said, it's Sam Sam Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
John John John John John John John's and he said,
I am also falling for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I knowing that it was the story or was that
Devin where they're like, we're like middle schoolers, you can't
only say it, or something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Like it was them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
I really would be so happy if the editors have
like surprised us and he's Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. I
don't think it's going to be the case, but boy,
would that be a fun twist because but I don't.
I think she's more. I think she's more of an
emotional connection with Devin. She does.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
And Marcus. I think Marcus, Marcus, Marcus is a slow bird.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I know Marcus is gonna problem.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Call to im, Jonathan, call me, yeah, Okay, we're gonna
take a quick break and then we're gonna go to Tacoma, Washington.
But the bones zone. Let's get in the bone zone, guys,
and we're back. We're in Tacoma. It's Marcus.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I don't think we've seen such evenly matched dates really.
I mean Jeremy's I feel like John had a really
good date. Devin had a really good day. Like these
are all they both could have won. Yes, Jeremy wasn't
gonna win, but they had a nice date. Like there
was no Leonard seemed awesome. I mean, I like Jonathan.

(01:04:34):
I didn't like his big dick, but I will allow,
I will allow. And his mom was tight. I mean Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.
I like John.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, I was like I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Thought, Jeremy Jeremy, Jeremy talking about his big day, jokes,
the jokes, but he goes, he goes. They're outside and
you're gonna meet not his adoptive parents.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Can we can we first just talk about friend Yet
on this beach of like a burnt down pier.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
The moments were not working for me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Either. Actually, I would say the Connecticut it was a little.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Hodge pot would there was no there was no position.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No, was there a date that was cut out? I
don't know, because they.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Went straight to his house or to the house that family.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Should we talk now about the allegations? Okay, look, this
is not these There's been a lot of funked up
allegations over the years on the show. This show. The
show always has all they have like one to eight and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
They need to hire someone who simply looks at tweets and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Who goes and talks to people without the mean like
like telling like unbeknownst to the person, talk to exes,
talk to friends, talk to us co workers, I mean,
like tell me they.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Don't they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
This is they don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
This is one that it's hard to well. First of all,
allegedly some women have said some not nice things. I
don't know what. So there's been allegedly on Reddit. This
is all from Reddit. There's been several.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Women who have come out and said they have dated him,
on dates with him, and he was market appropriate Marcus
and he was weird. One woman said that he allegedly
tried to force her to have sex at a party.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Do you know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
I mean it was just a lot of women just
being like, he's not well known for anything in his hometown.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
And I mean this one's like somebody said that their
boyfriend was deployed with.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Him and he used to just shoot dogs for physics.
Well he was in war or like on shoes was
shot does fun?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
It's really hard to get you you write a character
who does that serial killer y.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
So I mean there's all this stuff that he allegedly
did that is like and there's so much of it
and so many people writing in that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
You're like, something is something something, and people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Have enough reason to speak out because they're that upset
about whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, but even just like weird shit, like this girl
said she went on a date with him.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
It went great, he got they, she got home, she
texted him and it turned green and she's like, what
the fuck? And he has blocked her and then he
also blocked her on hinge and Instagram and then he
re liked her on Hinge like six months later.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Manipulative and controlling. Yeah, I had, even though he has
trauma with with the daycare drop off. Dude, what's his
parents abandoned?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I did know that, Yes, that that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I heard that heart so much. But for whatever reason,
when he said my adoptive parents aren't going to be here,
I was like, and they might have been like I
don't want to be on camera, like I want to
do that, which is fine, But whatever happened, And maybe
it was after Arden you had told me about him,
I was like, I was like, I don't know. And

(01:08:03):
there were so many quote unquote friends that were at
his house. It wasn't the Run. It wasn't like the
Run club where was like we're gonna do an activity
and you leave. It was a party that was like,
how am I supposed to meet all these people and
really get to know the important people in your life
at this stage of our days?

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Yes, I mean the one thing that I take from
everything that we've learned about Marcus and seen about Marcus
on the show, Anna, You've been right this whole time.
This fucking man he needs therapy. He needs help, there's
something going like obviously he's been through a lot of
trauma in his life. I know it's no excuse to
treat anybody like he's been accused to be treating them,
but he just like something is going on there. It's

(01:08:42):
not really he needs he needs help and someone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
And someone meant I think Lauren you said earlier about
like can't they just cry? He has been one who's
been crying since the beginning. Yeah, he's he's gotten emotional.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
It's also not when you're playing foodsball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Don't have to be crying down the yellow brick road.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
That was crazy. I was like this this promotional was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
In conclusion, like I want to just say, like, I
understand he got dropped off as a little tiny boy
with his sister.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
At daycare and was in and out of foster home and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Like and like kept getting like returned, like people try
him out and like and I understand that he did
the best that he could and went like and and
tried to protect his sister, who's adorable and like she
was so great. Oh I got obsessed with her. So
like I understand that, like you know, and probably from
its being a little person with nobody helping him, like,

(01:09:37):
so you just developed certain ways to survive, so I'm
not you know, like and that hopefully there is the
right can I'm sure he's a I mean, who knows,
Like the animal thing is insane. The ladies like like,
let's get this person help and not put him on
a dating show. Was you know what I mean, like

(01:09:57):
they get this person help.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
He was an open wound.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Yeah, well, then I hope that she lets him go
next time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I hope it's because she doesn't know all this, like
we know it, but she doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Even just from him saying he's not sure, I hope
that it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
I mean I won't get ahead, but I thought, okay,
so here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
So then he's like, he's like, I need friends to
unpack how I feel. I'm stuck between liking someone and
loving them. So he's talking to his buddy. Yeah, and
he's like, you know, I'm beating myself up. Everybody else
is in love with her. I'm not in love with her,
you know. I'm worried, like like I'm worried about taking
that final step. I want to fall in love, but
I'm afraid I'm struggling I'm anxious. I'm afraid. I like, look,

(01:10:40):
I get it, you've had like two dates and you're
not like I'm ready to get married. That makes sense.
That's a normal reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Normal. And I also I'm like the way he was
reacting to the other guys saying how good their Yeah,
something else must have happened or there is like a
missing piece that he was like, I am not on
the same way. Yeah these other guys, because they had
a great time. Yeah, they all felt solid.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
But I think that he gets rattled and just clams. Yeah.
So she falls hard and fast, which is not you
gotta go a little slower when I see red flags.
I don't run. I'm not in a sprint. I do.
I do a little walk. I do like a speed walk. Yeah,
I'm not like, oh my god, I'm in love. Like,
it's not that you gotta proceed with Like I'm seeing

(01:11:24):
these flags. I'm gonna keep going. But like, you're not,
like I felt hard of us. There's no illusion that
that person is the one you. So, so she's scared.
She's scared to fall in love with them. So she
his adorable sister loved her. She's like, so she's basically
like like I don't know if he likes me. I
don't know, Like I like him, but he's got blocks up,

(01:11:46):
you know, I want to ask. So then the sisters like,
I'm torn because I want to ask questions, but I'm
protective of Marcus. Doctor, be your physician. What do you
make of all this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Yeah, I know, I think Marcus gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Okay, great, So he's they're both scared to open up.
She's like, do you love him? She's like, well, he's
been holding back. I am scared, and she starts crying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
She liked him so much.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
She wanted him. I really think there's this fantasy that
he can protect her from the moment they went skydiving,
because he's like a soldier and he came from stuff.
Like I think there's this fantasy that she can be
safe with him because he was a soldier. But he
didn't have her back on the skydive day. He was
like good luck, Like what happened there? He didn't threaten
to push her out of the plane, Like what's this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I think they originally were like he's gonna go first.
She'll see how it's done.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
You can comfort her and be like you've got it
on bread, I'll be waiting for you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
The way you described it was like producers were like, Okay,
she's gonna go by Jen and pushed her and he
was of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Like just like almost like doing a job. It was
it's Tuesday, I jump out of a plane.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
He wasn't checking in with her, like he didn't like
one of the other guant.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Buckled her like somebody else buckled her into the helicopter,
made sure she was snuggling. Yeah, John, like a little
but like a little baby, are like a baby be
you are?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Yeah, but like he didn't check cross.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
He's like, I'm doing this for safety.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Gotcha, Like he's not. He didn't check it. He didn't
make her feel I think she wanted to feel protected.
And he was like see you on the see on the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Ground, like we're both doing this now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah. So then he's like we both you know, and
she's like do you She's like, I'm scared. I felt
energy and connection and the sisters like I feel like
they like each other. So then so then he's like,
you know, he's got a big heart. Engagement is a
big deal for me. Speed is hard. I would want
to be open and not afraid and the sisters like,

(01:13:49):
you love so big. Love is scary. I have a
mind heart struggle, I have, you know. So then she
she's like, I feel like they could be my family. Yes,
that's like his family wasn't even there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
They were a group of friends.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
You like a sister, I like to and then she
could be like I feel like And then he said,
I am falling for you, I know because of how
happy you make me. She goes, I'm falling for you too.
Then he said, Jen is everything I could have ever wanted.
Then they cut to a bro bar, which have never

(01:14:22):
never done that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I think they did this to fuck up Marcus. I
think they were I think they did for beers back
in the leg. They didn't even drink.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
If you didn't know they did it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
And and they're all like, it's going really well for
me loving her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
But again, what was the missing piece in the Marcus moment?
Because he was sweating during that conversation with the guys,
But when we left his hometown on a high.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I don't think he can handle hearing that she loves
other men. I wouldn't be able to. I think he
also just maybe he's just not feeling it. As much
as she is.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
That's what I'm getting, I feel, or he's like he's hesitating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
As it should be.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Yeah, they've known each other, like we've all said for
two minutes yea, and he just hearing everyone else be like,
oh no, I love her, she loves me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
We're going this is great. He's just like, what the
fuck am I missing?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
I do feel like if you are not one hundred
percent sure, but then everyone else is telling you that
they're like the two of them are in love, and
then you do it. Yeah, Like it does seem like
it'd be weird to try to make it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah. Kind of reminded me of back before COVID when
we used to go to audition in person or like
testing in person, when you're down to like the final three,
when somebody comes out, I was like, it went really well,
and you see them like walking out of the cast
and like bye Mary. Yeah, I'll see you in Malibu like,
oh my god, break a leg and you're like, oh,
he goes, she got it. Yeah, fox you up. But

(01:15:48):
you hear them all the waves of laughter, But the
way you're like, I thought I did okay, but I
guess I guess they could.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Have been laughing hard.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Yes, the way they made the audio like starting to
sound like it was like in Marcus's head, it was
like it started drowning out. I was like, oh, he's
having a prop.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
There's like mask.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
This isn't for me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break and we're
gonna come back and we're gonna talk about the rest
of that bar thing who we think is the winner,
and then we're gonna pick a tweet of the week
and do reviews.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Great, the eagle is landed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
And we're back. So here we are. They're at the bar.
Marcus is freaking out like the other guys have no
reservations about getting down one knee. I feel behind, like
I'm trying my best. I'm ashamed that I'm not there yet.
I feel like something's wrong with me. And then they
go to the final four. Jeremy goes, it's a beautiful
night for heartbreaks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Good luck boys, good luck Yeah, bro, you got it
like it's girl.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
It was weird, weird, and then she gave first to Devin.
She was given first to Devon every single time if
he doesn't have.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
A rose from like the one on one date or
a group date. She has given him like first rose
like for the past.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Like you're right, then we have uh. Then she gave
it to Jonathan, and it's down to Jeremy and Marcus.
And if I thought Marcus was going to self eliminate,
he should have.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
I feel like you're going to say self emilate.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
That yeah, wild he's just like I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Then and then she cut Jeremy and he was elegant
and you will always have a place in my heart if.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
He is, like I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And then and then he's like one of those guys
is gonna take good care of you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
He had actually the most elegant goodbye I have seen it.
I thought he did a very nice job. He was
definitely sad. He said I'm going to miss you. Yeah,
he said you always have a place in my heart.
He was about to cry, but he didn't. And it
was all like really well played like I was. And
I think it was a genuine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
They already gave Grant Bay, so they didn't even like
a by exit. He didn't be like why not me,
I got a sports car.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
He's like a.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Sports car, big dick. I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
My mom knows now when she.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Gave Marcus the Rose. I felt like there was a
lot of tension right there. And then I looked on
Reddit and a lot of people were like, why they
seem so angry?

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Yeah, when she was like, like they both like like
other people noticed it too, They just like she kind
of seemed like Marcus.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Like it was like it felt very.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Weak again, a missing piece that I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Okay, so then let's talk about next week. Next week
we see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Her say to him, I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
I am in love, not even falling. I'm not thinking
about falling, could get there. I'm in love with you. So,
by the way, if you're Devin and you watch that
and you win, oh no, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
It's always these last few years, people have been saying
it willy nilly, the Bachelor Hatch sort have just been
saying Ben fucked it up, and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Ben messed up so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I wanted to do it. You don't say it to
more than once.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
And I feel like Joey was like even tiptoeing too
much because he was like, I don't want to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
He was right, it was right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
It's not cool to say because also how it's not
you And in the end.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
And they're like, I don't love you back, it's hanging over.
You can't say it twice, No, I would be even
hard to watch. I'm falling in love with you too,
Like it'd be hard to watch that, but I am
in love with you. And then he was like, I
don't feel the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
That hurts.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
And she just got her heartbroken yesterday and I was
just gonna have sex with you or something.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
And she's already been saying throughout the entire season, nobody
likes me is something else. She's just going to leave,
like every does.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Every man and woman goes. Yeah, I think as they're
fucked up over like losing Joey or whoever. Like I
think whoever. I think like Joey was fucked up over Charity.
He was he liked her, he did, and he was
fucked up over it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
What sucks to is like if one person says it,
you're like, Okay, you don't love me, but Devin does.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, So I got Devin who loves me.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Yeah, I just don't they well, he doesn't like me,
Devin must hate me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Really, It's so sad. Okay, Hody, we think, what do
we think happens with Marcus. What do we think happens
with the Marcus? Okay, so next week is Fantasy Suites.
Does she sleep with all them?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
No, I don't think she sleeps with Marcus.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I think it's end before that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
I feel like after you say I don't know that
I'm there yet, how do you then go after?

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Though they look like before. I hope it's before that
would be really.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Hard to get out of the Yeah, I don't think
they spend the night to get she's going to have Jathan.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I have no gen about it. I think it's an
important part of the show. You're going to marry this
person or date them for a long time and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
For oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
Okay, but yeah, then Marcus Marcus needs to just get out,
get out?

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Okay, So we all think Devin Wents.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
I think I think Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I think Jonathan has a good shot, But I do
think Devin. She has said repeatedly, he has more of
an emotional They.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Seem more like they could be married and actually have
a nice life.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
I think Jonathan wasn't it his mom who was like
she didn't say anything about looks to me that was
weird she was. But I think it's because he's used
to being called handsome and stuff. I think it was
about how you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was also like weird for
a mom to be like, I mean, like he's handsome,
but like like okay, like it's weird for a mom
with herself. I don't know, like well, like it's like
if my dad was like he said about like how
hot you are. I don't know, it's just not weird.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
It was weird to point it out as opposed to
because I mean, but it kind of tells you that
maybe they lead with that in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Yeah, I think he's hot, sure, but he's sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
And he's a creative director.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Yeah, let's get him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
He's educated.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Because he was like, don't get real handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Yeah that's right. He came in and want he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Be like and is he thinks he had a bandaged
because he.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Was like I want to be And then I was
like he's fair, but they're all hot, Like he's that. Yeah,
it's not like you reveal it and you're like Tyler Cameron,
Tyler Cameron on my like okay, but like like he's hot,
but he's like I actually find him more interesting, but like, yeah,
well you're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
That's also what makes you hot, is like your personality
all being part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Yeah, the reveal didn't reveal.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
And he was hoping to be like today, Yeah, that's
stupid no matter how, but that that can't be your intro.
But also just really tells you that his whole life
is kind of revolver on the fact that he's hot. Yeah,
in a way, that's sort of like you're not you know,
not when people do that, then that's when you go,
you're not that hot. Yeah, no one says that to

(01:23:30):
people who are not projecting that. Yes, but we have
to take you down a peg because that you're making
it seem like you're fucking god you want.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
To be that hot, don't pursue being a model. Be
like I'm an engineer.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Well that's really the hot engineer ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Never exactly, I'm gonnaccount it, like like Alex doesn't accountant
he's hot. Okay, here we okay, so we all think
that Devin, You so who do who He's gonna win?

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
I'll say, Devin, now that we've talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
I'm gonna I think Devin. Okay, agree to agree you guys.
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Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Fine No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
One five stars from mel Cat Lady ten Hi, Mitten's.
This podcast is the best. I love watching an episode
and then listening to the podcast to hear of Arden
and her pals. Notice what I do. As I watched
the episode, I find myself saying, Oh, I can't wait
to hear Arden's thoughts on that. Y'all are so insightful
and funny. Keep doing the Lord's work.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Five stars, adressed to Mitten's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I know me too, you guys, I'm the girls have
been so cute. Now you can't rob me because I'm
such a psychopath. I literally never let my cats spend
the night alone. I do not leave it. No, I can't.
I'm not that person. No, so I said, we've hired
my queen Judy. She's gonna be staying at my house.
You can't come rob my house when I go to Greece.
But Mitten's has been really snug. She's been really like

(01:26:42):
rubbing my head lately. I know, and even me out
gets jealous of Mitten's rubbing her head and her hatred
of Mittens is but like her envy is enough to
bring her over, and then she's been snuggling me. It's
been a real cat pile. As I've been just hanging
out on the couch. All right, you guys, let's go

(01:27:03):
find out who's gonna win. Okay, you guys, listen, big news.
For the next two episodes, we're giving away not only
a sleep Crown's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Best pillows. Okay. They're handmade, really soft fabric, the softest.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
You can touch mine.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
You can touch them, and they are shaped like like
a thing that you put over your face and it
covers out the noise or the light and it's really light.
It's really beautiful. It's very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
It was like a big sleep mask. It's but.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
It's like a weight of because I've been gifted quite
a few by the beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Okay, Julie's am I kind of a star. If you
want to discount on one, you can go to sleepgrown
dot com backslash w y a t R code Dracula
an our Gareth with his cool haircut will be here
in two weeks for I think for the finale.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Maybe, So who's gonna win a sleep Crown.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Whoever was tweeted the week, but they're also gonna win
if you have me this, they're gonna get a signed
copy of Elizabeth of East Hampton, which you can also
order right now. It's a great beach read. It's basically
Pride and Prejudice, which was the Mister Darksey book in
the hamp Desck.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
It's our friend Whitney. It's her best friend, Audrey bleetsa
rot wrote it with her friend Emily Harding. It's just
like this is their second book and that they've written together.
It's already been opposed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
It is that fun.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
That's not every day.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
No, we should write a book and so like so
they uh so you get a signed copy of it
and you get either a mug or t shirt. You
let us know. So email us your address if you
win at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. And to participate,
you can tweet, you can thread, you can d m
us it's Anna Josey h O S s n I
E H or selling Hoseny on thread and instagram S,

(01:28:50):
and then hashtag.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
W y A t R.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Please hashtag so I can find it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Okay, hashtag is key. Here we go. We're gonna narrow
it down to two. Okay, Julie at Sass in a Glass.
Jen's going to be eligible for the Golden Bachelorette by
the time the DNC is over.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
I did have a thought the other day. It was like,
how long is this going on?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I don't know why it just went on? I know,
but it just started at eight at nine. Yeah, okay,
this is from Erica Erica thirty five viewer. How much
did Jeremy fight with producers for his date to be
a drive in his car? They compromised and said, okay,
we will air you telling your family that you brought
your car, but we're not shipping it back. We never

(01:29:32):
expected you to be here, you know that, to drive
aud of that car. Yes, okay, this was This was
a d M from Kim as a uh okay as
a native Houstonian. Ken confirmed that after running outside in
the peace to humidity, there's nothing more refreshing than a
post run, steaming hot cup of coff Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
That was weird. That was weird. I was like, please
let it be iced? And why coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Why would you have coffee anywhere around? Why? Okay? All right,
here's the final two Melissa and Melissa Raven eighty five.
I didn't think we get as sister wives of the
Traveling Pants Circle. Jerk Beers and Bros. Date Night between
four dudes dieting the same girl, but here we are.
I don't like that too, and then missus right a

(01:30:20):
girl without attached. There will be no rose ceremony tonight.
The guys will have a beer, rock paper scissors to
see who's going home.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Okay, there we go. What are our top two?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
My top too? Are the last top two? The Circle Jerk?

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Okay great?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
I like to go to Matchler Okay, great, okay, great, okay,
so I'll do Circle Jerk and Ba Basha. Here we go,
Melissa and Melissa Raven eighty five. You know what, here's
one more. Here's one more. This is from missus RDIT
girl without attacked. Jeremy's wrong, Mom, have you talked about
anything serious? Like if jenn would be okay to convert
from shot o'clock to Manashevin's o'clock. That's very good.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Okay. So top two are Circle Jerk and DNC Okay, okay, okay,
all right, Here we go Melissa at multa Raven eighty five.
I didn't think we'd get a sister arrives at the
Traveling Pants Circle Jerk, Beers and Bros. Date Night between
four dudes did in the same girl, but here we
Are or Julie at Sass in the Glass. Jen's going

(01:31:19):
to be eligible for the Golden Bachelor by the time
the d n C is over, Sister Rives Circle Jerk
or d.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
N C.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
D n C.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I was gonna switch the circle.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Okay, that's okay, that's good. It makes it interesting, Doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Banana, I'm gonna say d n C.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Okay, Katie Money.

Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
I'm gonna oh my god, breaker, let me really think
about this, Okay, Okay, i gotta say, I'm really immature.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
I'm gonna go to I didn't think we got a
sister rise of the Traveling Pants Circle Jerk and Beer Bros.
Date night between four dudes daying in the same boat,
But here we are. You have one a sleeve crown
Elizabeth of ea Shampton sign book and a garden shirt. Rachel,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
You're such a nice edition. Thank you for helping me
pick up. By the way, next week, the episode is
going to be really late because I'm gonna be in.
I didn't realize that I booked a trip to the
Party Island, but I'm going to be in. I'm going
to Greece and I'm going to Mike Aos what. I
didn't know that. It's like Abitha, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
So we're gonna are you going with the group, my
friend and we're going it's gonna be I'm going to
London and Greece. So but like I don't know how
long it'll take me to be able to but we're
going to do it from our hotel room. So it's
gonna be late. But she she's watches the show. She's
really funny and she listens to the podcast. So we're
gonna do from I will tell you about We're going

(01:32:50):
to tell you about our our Where am I part Meakonos?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
I love it? I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
I literally thought I was going to like the Mama
Mia Island. I'm not. I'm going to like day party and.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Like wearing like neon bikini.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Like I'm literally gonna be bottle service bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I love Scorpios. I've rented a day bed one night
watching we have we have a rented day bed. There's
a minimum to watch the sunset. Yeah, I need to go.
Is it still open?

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
I actually don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
I don't know, but try, we gotta try. We want
to go to the cat Island too. But but but
we have three reservations. It's stupid places for dinner, to
watch the sunset. We have two tavernas, and then we're
going to London. But so like, so it's going to
be delayed.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Okay, okay, that's a good reason.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
I'm excited reason. Here's what I was so proud of
myself because I realized I've only ever chosen one trip
that I haven't gone on for like a wedding, a
family or somebody else was going and I but I
still didn't even pick rides.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
The story.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I didn't research research, and I was like that sounds
you know. What it was was all Collins was like,
this hotel is great. You want to calm and then
I couldn't go then, but she's like, I love this
hotel in Greece. I was like, I'm going to great.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
So I didn't think it out at all. It was
because of Michelle call so I was still kind of
going to somebody else playing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
It's just like two months after they.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Well, I'm sure it's a nice hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Yeah, she's bougie. She's bougie, and it wasn't a fortune
And I sprung and got us a plunge pool like
a Friday. I'm having like a friendly moon.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
I love it. Those are the best time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
We have a good time on our frienday. We're having
one in oc Johns. We have fun on our frienday
moon when we do Bill House. Okay, you go first. Okay, Rachel,
my heart stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Like I don't know, I know, I didn't know what
was going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Okay, you go first, my queen. What would you like
to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I would like to promote Smith's Sisters Live. Please tune
in every day Monday through Friday on radio and on
Serious XM Channel one O two. It's me and my
two sisters, and we talk all things pop culture, including
the Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
How many? How much? How many hours a day do
you watch television?

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
A lot? And I spent a lot of time online
and harassed?

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Do you ever get sick of it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
What's your favorite one?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
I'm behind right now, but I'm loving Love Island.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
You Love Island, Usa is I have to say, to
watch season six of American Love Island, you that's what
that's this? For years to watch Love Island, and I
thought this morning I can't tell her and Mike to
watch something because I just recommended the boyfriend to them, said,
I can't double up but you. And it's a Netflix show.

(01:35:37):
Have you ever seen Terra's House? It happens in Japan, Okay,
and they have all these single guys who go on
and try to like date each other, but they also
work together. It's kind of like Jersey Shore, but very
pair down.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Okay, so what's the boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That's that's the boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Terra's House is a reality sho whe people live together.
But it's okay, it's too much to explain, but they
but they do reality shows, right I'm going watching comedians
comment comedians commenting to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
But I want to tell you I'm right now. I'm
only on episode I just finished episode six of I'm
saving it for my trip and so it's incredit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
I started watching the UK one watch Understand, and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
I love the UK one you have to watch with
subtitles on.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
But this is the one where you've never done anything.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Also okay, it's also like, is it hot and pop
culture right now?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Yes? I know that they're so famili The reunion just air.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
You've been doing all sorts of things you interviewed behind.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
That's your number, so I'm watching your number one, Okay, Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
I would like to promote my podcast Haunting, which you
can listen to on iHeartRadio or Spotify or where you
get your podcast. My podcast Freedom and Newcomers and Gabba.
You can watch me on You'll Gaba Gabba Land, which
is on Apple TV. And it's really cute for kids.
I love that show so much. It's it's a new
reboot version with the little girl as the kind of
host and she's really adorable and it's it's really fine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
You're always a joy and a delight. Doctor Banana and
I are going to Brooklyn. We're doing our a live
show of Willie except this stows at the Bell House
October fifth with Jerry trainor He's coming, Oh My Jack,
Keith Neil a Star, Jordan Carlos a star, seth Herzog,

(01:37:25):
my brother a star. Bring your men's, bring your brothers,
bring your boyfriend's friends. Ad range thirty two to fifty five.
I'm gonna be the bachelorette. I will have a drink
or go on a date with a men from the
show with a Men with AMN. So bring your men's

(01:37:46):
they don't have to listen to the podcast, and we
want no secret headshots. I do not want anybody that
wants to be a performer. I don't want anybody that
has a script in the drawer. I'm not interested in that.

Speaker 9 (01:37:55):
And if they're a founder or something, we need to
see tax documents.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
I need to see there. I need to either incorporation.
See I need to see your tax returned from last year.
You know what you found it exactly. I need to
know you have to be able to like take me
out for dinner and pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Yeah, once, listen once?

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Is that a heavy ask?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
One meal city?

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Come on, you guess possible?

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Yes, okay, so that's going to be so fun. And
we got to sell it out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Yes, and we're doing our Patreon.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
We got our below deck med is fun. Those the
interior crew is losing it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
What a fish knife is?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Oh my god, I said that bitch. That lady was
so fucking rude. The butter knife. Fish knife? You know
what Captain Sandy's I know you have promised with Captain Sandy.
She set them straight and away. Sometimes I felt.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
For her is redeeming herself this season.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
I'm liking Captain Sandy. She loves her wife. I can't
wait for her to come on. Are they going to
renew their vows on camera? No, she's proposing. She's proposing.
That's fun. That's fun. You could tell she horny for
her girlfriend and that's fine. Okay, KT money, what would
you like to promote?

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
As always, please adopt or foster an animal from your
local shelter.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
LA is super super full.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
So if you have been thinking about adopting or fostering,
now it's a great time. And please make sure you
are registered to vote, go check online. And if you're
not registered to vote.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Okay, but you watch many'll gabba gabalan.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
I know right, and so your men's okay. Okay, you guys,
what a pleasure, so fun. You'll have to come back
this fall when it's less hot, when it's Jones season.
I'm really sorry that it's so hot.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I did this. You are nature, you know I you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Know I have such a sun worship. You know I
love stummers so much. Enjoy your books. Everybody can these
tempted until next time?

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Going to make it bie?

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
Oh yeah, I want to get all you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
Tonight feels so good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
I just got wonderful questions here.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Where you accept this roll?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Or?

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
Would you reaccept this roll? Listen to your word? Would
you accept this rolls? Listen to your world?

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Will you accept this Roses a production of iHeartRadio. For
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