"HELLA OLD SCHOOL VIBE!" w/ Jess and Evan Ambrose

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, when podcasts merged?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
When podcast Oh my god, this.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is so sexy. This is very.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Sexy, very horny song.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's a very yes, Evan.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do you like this?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Who is is? This?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Is?

Speaker 5 (00:21):
This?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Is this?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
You pitched down?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is obviously this is sound Crowd.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Thank you so much. I'm a baritize.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, obviously this is the genius Mark Rivers, who's a
comedy icon.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
He wrote this song for me in like two days.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's hellome.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Welcome to another episode of Week except this Rose. And
my name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my
bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, we have first.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Timers, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
But they are not first.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Timers to the Bachelor franchise. They host their own Bachelor
fran Now, your podcast is about more than the Bachelor,
but you do every episode.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's very bad heavy, I mean most of the Bachelor.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
We're going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Love is Blind, you know, starts it starts tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It starts tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Your podcast is called your Mom and Dad and they
are married and they've been together since high school.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, we are high school sweethearts.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
She doesn't have an ambro.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Thank you so much for inviting us into your I mean,
this is I mean, everybody can everyone listening has to
know how fabulous because I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Every guest reaction is like, feel good. It feels so good.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I like that it's in a separate now yours is
also in your garage.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It is, but it's definitely more of a I mean,
did to give you perspective?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Our carpet is brown.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
And not in like a cool interesting in the way
that is it was it originally brown or is it
now brown? Meanwhile, I'm looking at elephants with birds riding
on backs, like this is incredible much.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Can I just tell you the fact that you got
I mean, you're already in.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
You're already in on.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
The holiday party list. All you need to do is
I like my house and I'll leave my house to
your house. Also, Doctor Branana will be arriving shortly. She's
finishing up another podcast. You know, normally it's not a
two for Tuesday. Normally we're not doing a back to
back The double Truck Dude. They had us working triple
time last fall as a bachelor podcast host doing Golden

(02:25):
and Paradise.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
That was wild.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I think they're going to do it again.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You really think.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Now they made an announcement that Golden is going to
be in the fall, So when's Paradise.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I saw a rumor floating around that Paradise might be cancer.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, let's bring her in, Katie Levine, Katie Money's what
is this rumor?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I saw the rumor today and I'm kind of panicing.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's the only reason we learned the farm team so
we can go to Paradise.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
I was seeing it like reposted by like Batch Nation
Scoop and now we're saying and.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's too expensive to have they just rented.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
How they go off season? But like they I mean,
because you have, you've noticed they don't go on as
many dates anymore.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
They just go to they don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's true, I think.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
But the when the schedule got off because it used
to be end of summer. It used to be a
summer show.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Which made yes. I was like, I was watching in
my bikini.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, now we're watching in November and December. It was December.
It was into the holiday. No, they met, they need
to just fill it in in between Bachelor and like
it has to be just the end of summer programming.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's the thing it has to be.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
But I think with Golden Bachelorette, I'm like, maybe it's
just the cost. I mean, they paid for Michael Bolton
for Joey, so maybe they have no money less.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
They paid for Michael Bolton for Joey, and so rumor
has it they're approaching Susan Lucci from all my children
to maybe be Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, did you hear that?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Did you hear this?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like a prover celeb?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I don't buy that.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I feel like they remember, didn't they say that Chris
Jenner or something like, I don't buy it.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's really.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Like now they can't afford Cabo, but they can afford
you know, Chris Jenner.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is getting too pricey, but we can do Chris Jenner.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, Now, before we get going, I'm gonna say I
feel like Joey's the best batchelor we've had since Ben Higgins.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh you know what, I have to probably agree. He's
so good. Okay, he's.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Evan is much like a lot of the straight guys
on here.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Evan talked to us listen and I'm gonna be honest
with you. I'm fully willing to admit when I'm threatened
by someone's good look and insecure about my insecurities. I
swear I just appreciate him and his beauty and his
the fact that every single woman is losing their mind
over him.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Totally get it.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's the first time I feel like they've been horny
about it. Because Ari was cute, but nobody knew him
because he was from so long ago.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I didn't know who he was. I didn't watch the
season he was on.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
So like, I think, are they like the precursor of
like I remember you just now with Charity? You were
really nice.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Your uncle sucked, you know, other than your uncle, everything
was great.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Your uncle is said that you were really off.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Look at Scout right now on the pillow that is
a full calendar.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
She knows how to use a pillow if she goes
rooms and with their heads.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Katie's dog is the podcast animal Mittens isn't allowed outside
because she's too cute, distracting Scout like Joey with the
ladies on the chilling So you're jealous, a little jealous
of Scout and joe.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
I love I love Joey. It's just what I'll say.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Is this the last two last episode, I feel like
I saw a new side of him, so I'm changing,
like what, Like, I feel like he's opening up, he's
saying some jokes, he's starting to kind of get a
little flirty and up until this moment, though, I did
feel like check a pulse.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Like I was kind of like, he better get with
someone who has some serious spunk because if we got
too low energy, people like You're gonna go over to
their house.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
And they're just gonna be asleep because he's so chill,
so chill.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I need to go out with Joey, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I need to go out.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
You have this beautiful, high energy. I feel like you
together I would just be magic.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Joey and I would thry a.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Hot couple together.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And you would always say, like, she's a little jokester.
He would call me a joke like.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're such a rascal. I am a stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I am a rascal. Jokes I can handle rascal. I
couldn't handle jokester. Jokester feels like you're like a whoopee cushion.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Like jokesters like I don't get comedy.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yes, jokester is like I love to laugh, but I
don't really Someone.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Who says jokester is the same person that says like,
oh you're a comedian, tell.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Me a joke everyone, and it makes you want to
like it's just like I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm gonna go lock myself in the basement. Yeah, so okay.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So overall turns out spoil alert. Leah sucks.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I mean, out of left field.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
She was too hot to be cool.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
She's so.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Hot, she's got an amazing style, and then she starts
this whole season off with being a literal angel of
light by being like I could never do this to
the women.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, take the corner and throw it in the firing
keep it hard. We were saying that if we were
produced Anna, our producer is coming that she was watching
it at home and wanted to scream if she was
like like a sixty year old bachelor producer being like,
you stupid bitch, don't you understand the mechanics of the show.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
We gave you. This was a narrative, you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
A thousand percent. I actually I saw her post.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Someone had posted like who I think it was the
Bitchelorette did a meme talking about like which producer hated
Leah enough to give her this edit? And uh, they
said something about who threw, like because she threw the
dart in the fire, and Leah responded and she's like,
that's it.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Whoa So she knows.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
She's like what I know?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, because she's like, I don't think it's just an
editor at this point, she's doing it.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Now we know she's doing it to Yeah, she's a
mean girl. No, she's sex.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So here we are, Maria. You're sexy Maria.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh my god, who is a shit ster?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I will oh yeah, yeah, no, like we saw it
a bit this season, but like, honestly it's warranted at
this point.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
And also like shitsterr in like the most the way
in which I want to be your best friend because
you keep life a little exciting.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, Maria.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, I I stand by Maria, Like, honestly, she should be,
like we said yesterday, she should be telling them to
shut the fuck.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Up, ladies.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
She should be. She's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't trust her. I don't trust her, but she's
fun TV and she's a very charming villain. And I'm
rooting for her, and as we were saying yesterday, she's effortless,
Like she's the least contoured, the least made up, she's
borrowing curling iron.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
She's just hot.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
She's a hot Canadian.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
She's so funny that you don't trust her. I'm like
to the point where I'm like, I think I would
lay down my life.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I feel.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
She might be my most favorite. I don't know how
long she's a star. They're like the fact that she's
like super into horror movies. She's just different.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
She's a fun you need.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
She's a hot Canadian.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
She's a sprinkle heiress.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
I think she's aggravating to some of these. Well, not
only is she so hot, but it's also like then
she's into the stuff that you're not supposed to like,
you know what I'm saying, Like she's into horrors, she's quirky,
she's interesting, and then she's like really good looking. And
then her dad owns like a sprinkle empire. Like there's
just a couple things you can't compete with.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Her dad with a cigar, sitting back, putting his dick
on the table on the first lot. He's a rock star,
just real, real beady sitting on that front lom with
a cigar.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
We need hometown with Maria's dad.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You know we're gonna get them and they're gonna be
why pray pray wait because he's gonna go to fan.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I see sweet with Maria, there's.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
No he's like, even if I can't stand her, I have.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, and she's fun.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
She's so fun. She's so fun and.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
She actually does feel like she's into horror and stuff
like that, because sometimes the people are like, I'm such
a nerd. Like when like Olivia Mon was like I'm
the nerd that came up, it was like.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Okay seen Star Wars won.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, you're super hot, Like and I believe that you're hot.
I don't buy that you're actually a nerd.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Like maybe you played D and D with me, Probably
not got to buy it.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
But again that's fine. You're hot and talented, like good
for you, but I don't buy that you're nerds.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Okay, So here we are.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
So Maria's crying and she wants to go home. She's like,
fuck this, I want to leave. This is bullshit. Leah
Lea with her nineties bang the one the one piece
that the villain.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
They gave her the nineties.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Bang edit now look, I know the nineties and hy
Tik is back, baby, But I.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Was going to say she is like a gen Z
queen to be honest, fits in the hair like she
is like she's giving TikTok and she's like blowing up
on TikTok, and and I mean, I can't. I might
not be a fan of hers, but I will be
a fan of her TikTok like make I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Look at her, like she's gorge she's getting it right,
and like if I rocked that one, if I did
a full side part with one, and then the fuck
like she's she is a full she's making fun of
millennials and their skinny Jane and.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Like the full updown. She's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
She's mother, She's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm not mother, Like, oh I stand you, mother, Like mother,
go home, I'm not done with the dance.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mother like grandmother, grandmother and grandmother, You're guilt.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Exactly, Mama.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So then she was like look I and so then
so then Leiah's talking to Joey in a circle and
I do love that. Marie was like, you do know
there's cameras on us, like, like we saw no evidence
of her. I mean, did you guys see her say
to Eleiah, shut the fuck up? I didn't see it.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
I have not seen anything from Maria other than like
a kind of boisterous, energetic personality like Duena was saying,
she's fully transparent.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
R I p A.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Duenna absolutely devoted. She was the most voice of reason.
She's like, what the fuck I I?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
And she was like ally to Maria. Maria's losing allies
left and right right.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Which is which is interesting because like a lot of
people are like, well, Maria's not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Maria's just loud.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think she has just said loud and she's and
she's been. She probably is a little vulgar, and she's
not like the other girls, like you know, you notice
all these girls right when he goes.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Will you except yes, thank you, and it's like she
goes yeah, and it's like the second she.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Changed into something more comfortable is this that?

Speaker 6 (12:51):
You're absolutely right? Everyone took it personal. You put that
on to my mind.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You I am an insecure enough late bloomer that the
why are the Junior High that looks like barbed from
stranger things? Would not be able to handle let me
slip into something more comfortable and not want to destroy Maria.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I would be so threatened.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
No, thirty five year old jests right here, right now
wants Marie. I want her approval more than anything. But
like twenty five year old jests, I wouldn't be able
to handle it.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I'd be so insecure.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'd be so insecure. So I get it.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, the fact that she hasn't said, like or done anything. Yeah,
we're hearing all this, Like, well, all this shit.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is happening behind me.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I have a fantasy that like there's you know, they're
all going to bed at night, the producers turn off
the lights in their bunk beds, and as soon as
the lights go off, she's just.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Like rise and shine bitches. I hope that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Ladies and gentleman, Doctor Banana, I.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Love doctor Banana.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
These are your new best friends.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is Jess, this is Evan. They're high school sweethearts.
They've been together since high school.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's true. Long beach, you know, but met an Orange
escaped having.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Valentine's Day in my forever Valentine, Doctor Banana.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Look how cute you look.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
You've got on a nice barn jacket. You've got a
cute ring on your hair. Is like watching production and
we're looking production.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Doctor Banana. Can you doctor?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
And don't even worry about that that one doesn't record?
This is this is She's Anna, but she's Hannah Montana, Arianna, Rosanna, Rosanna,
Jenna Mitten's Miaurine, Josanier Levine.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
But her name all.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Comes down to doctor Banana. Wow, yeah, doctor. She's a
journey we've been on. We've been around the world together.
We're gonna go to brodie Go together. I've made contact
with Aaron, who I think is gonna I think we
can look do you know Aaron I?

Speaker 7 (14:55):
So I don't know Aerin, but I do know that
Kitty Thurston is like they're in good standing together, So
I bet that she's too.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Can I'll have Katie's doing the podcast next week, which
is the Bachelorette. Katie immediately replied to me about Brodiego.
She's going to be in Washington, so she can't do it,
but she's coming to do the podcast next week.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's still the time.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'm so sit with Aaron.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Foley, what a, that's gonna be a good one. She
can hook me up with Aaron and all the bros,
the brod Diego.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, we've made contact.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
They're friends with Katie Thurstay and Katie's doing the podcast
and we're going to hook up Brodiego. I've gotten some
contact with Aaron. He got scared again, but we're gonna leave.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I feel like it's very San Diego energy.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
There's potatoes and the brito. You'll get them. A.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
We're gonna start with Aaron and James, I feel like,
and then like if they're the top of our bro
bro pyramid or brodiod Pira pira bro.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Is this what happens? By the way, the banana thing.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes, okay, you better watch out of and you might
get something. Seventh even we're going good. Do you remember
when what's her name? Oh, Ashley, I allegedly lost her
virginity on Bachelor Winter Games Kevin and she thought she
said him in seventh Kevin who married ingrid As.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
So maybe it'd be like a seventh Evans seventhy I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
That's really good.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
She's on it, Jess is on it, trying.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh my god, we're gonna give Jess a good We
have to get Jess a very good one, like, yes, Jess,
you know that it's not a mess, Jess, it's a yes, yes, yes, yess. Okay,
So here we are all we're talking about Anna just
catching you up? Was Leah's a villain, she's got her
nineties bang and they're just mad that Maria so.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Hotan keep the nails. My god, friends, she's so young.
You forget how young she is. Because she threw the
card away. You're like, wow, what what a mature move.
And then you're like, wait.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yeah, are you Oh yeah, I know when I think
about him, when I was twenty three, I couldn't have
made my way, Like I was just drunk underneath the couch.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'd never have gotten myself to the mansion.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
In the first one.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Also, we're assuming that was the actual card. We're also
assuming that you can't just like that the card actually
was like like a cashier's check. That's right, Like I
just threw the actual card away back when I can
still use it.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, that's actually interesting.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
If we have they say, by the way, you have
to present this to the producer at this window in
order to catch it, Like this is this is all symbolic,
all right, that's true.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
What happens if all of a sudden, Maria has a
one on one coming up and Lea's like, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
To use that card fire and.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yes, yeah, I'm practicing your nicknames and it feels good.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Okay, so here we are.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So then basically so, then Lea's pouting to Joey and
she's like, look, I think they've edited it to make
it look like she's saying about Maria. I'm sure we'll
be lifelong friends after this. We were just about about Maria,
like they I think that was a franken edit.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
I feel like there was a lot of frank and
editing happening with Leah. I feel like she's absolutely obsessed
with Maria, but I.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Feel like the amount was but maybe that edit was
about Sydney and she was like, I'll be lifelong friends
with her.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It had to not be about Maria. And they frank
and editing like.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
The Daily Departed Sydney that we worship.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
They hate her because she burned the cashier's check.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
You ruined our plan. She tried something fresh, Yes, she
destroyed it.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
They hate her. We tried something fresh.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
We've been here since nineteen eighty two. Yeah, we had
was a sausage wheel and this thing what we get,
that's it. So the sausage wheel we know is a keeper.
What we don't know is yeah. So then we have
so then Medina funky call Medina is hugging Maria and she's.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Like, I love you.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
She's like, Lea's so dumb and and so Maria's shaking
her head and leahps when she goes back in, which
was fun.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
She stumbled.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Do you think the producers put a rock there?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
The introducers don't like her. They're showing everything evil, she said,
They're like, put it on tape.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Everything the trip.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
She Now, Jess was just saying that she read today
there may not be paradise.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I was telling you I was reading something that might
not happen.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Did they say that every year?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Every But I did see a article that they hinted
out a golden paradise possibly. They were like, what did
that be fun? You say that if you're not going to.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Florida US.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Absolute God, Yes, I feel like it has to be
on a cruise, yeah, stock just for safety.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
The Queen Mary haunted by all their friends.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
High school.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So then so then we're So they go into the
rose ceremony and they cut our fucking icon and Queena
Duena and the sister Allison Boy, they cast sister, they cut.
They needed to cast a better pair of sisters. He
wasn't gonna pick these either of these. They were too
Philadelphia for him.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
But they were. They forget long being like a fuck
this and.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
She's like, maybe I'll see you at hometown.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
So iconic.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
I never seen someone melt down so fast. It was
like twenty four hours full meltdown.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
This.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
She melted down like a divorce a you just found
out her alimony was cut. She did not feel twenty
four There was like a she's got like seven kids,
run dry. Yeah, she's one o'clock somewhere.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
My back.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Fuck this okay great, so then here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
So then so then there was like get ready. Guys
were going from Malta to Spain and they're in southern
Spain and Maria. Maria wakes up and she goes, guess what, guys,
it's going to be in New Me this week. I'm
well rested, I've finally gotten some sleep.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Here we are, I'm well amassed.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
And she's like, you know what, let's just go hang out,
just out a curiosity.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I just spitball in here.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Uh so this is after he goes off on the
VESPA with my number one pick, Kelsea. He goes off
with Kelsey had a vespa. She's like it's adorable. They're
like she's clinging onto the back and she's like, just
spitball in here. Would anybody have used that card if
they had it? Now, just reminding you that you had
it and you threw it away. You still haven't gotten
one on one bed?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like I loved.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
I'm like also too, like an interesting conversation peace, thank you,
thank you, Like we don't need a producer right now
is here to bring up some good questions and I
love that. Kelsey T was like I would have used it, Yes, honest,
kelsey T.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's starting to get to her and she's it's wearing
her down. She's not doing really well. Rachel is feeling sad.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
I'm that question was interesting to me because it felt
so real, but it felt weird. Yes, like we're so
used to people just going like being forced to answer
question like clearly.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
The producers walk up and go, so how do you
feel about this?

Speaker 6 (22:17):
And they just go I feel currently very excited for
my date tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Like it's everything's very like forced.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
That was like one of the only times I've ever
seen someone bring up like a what do you guys
think about that?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yes, it was like whoa.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
They felt very real.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I can't see.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Everyone was stumped.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
None of them knew what to say.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
They're like like, no, no, I would never do such
a thing.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I would honor my sisters in this journey.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
It was incredible likable Ville.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well. I would wait till Jess got to do I.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Answer, and Leah was like, and I took that person.
Maria is coming for me.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
What she said, Leah is, Leah is it's like you
are pretty enough and you got the first impression Rose.
You don't need to be that bit like you can
actually just like ride, I'm being pretty and sweet and
like not you don't need to now go into like
if we got another two on one, everybody gets a
two on one, Maria that.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Gets knocked out.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I know everybody know what like it's gonna be just
because a two on one.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Leah gets actually love.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
That honestly until we get to the final rows. And
that's why Joey's crying at the end is like someone
down on the two on one. It was like, well,
I guess I've eliminated, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
The only person left. And then she's self eliminated and
she's like, you know what, I don't like what I say. Right,
We're gonna take a quick break and we'll come back
and we'll talk about the date with Kelsey. A. Oh
I need a sexual time out. Ed, We're back Evan. Now, guys,

(23:57):
we know you hate any chewing sounds. We offer string
cheese here and as you know, a soft nut. We
do a cash We used to have all mens and
people got mad, so we do a soft nut and
Evan mighty Joey's soft not later lean back from the
mic on.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
A soft on A soft not please.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I'm also just a little and maybe this is just
I'm not as good of a host as you, but
I'm also like curious on the person that can't like
I got a I know, I have forty minutes in
this podcast, and I'm I have a strict diet and
if I will.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Not naughty, where's the food? Mid podcast?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Like it's very thoughtful, but I was thinking terms of like, oh,
thank god.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Anyway, what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
You know what I mean, like I need to.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm on posts just came in mid broadcast. I can't
not noughty. So here we are. We're in Spain, and
I gotta say Joey and Kelsey had a very natural dating,
a fair give it up for some of these gen

(25:02):
Z gals who are like given her to him, like
I'm not sure yet about you. Like she's like, I'm
not falling, I'm tripping, and then at the end she's like, Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I'm falling, but like she's not.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
She's not playing the part of like she's like, yeah,
I don't know yet. I don't know you really yet.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's so true.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's the gen Z.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
They're so calm, cool and collected. Always they intimidate me
so much because I feel very desperado as they're not peoples.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
They're like, I don't know, I haven't decided about you.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, just like back on their heels.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, it's a wild thing.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's maybe she self eliminates.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
That's what they gave out. That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I was thinking this.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Someone breaks his heart here.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I think it's Kelsey, and I think she self eliminates
because she because of the I'm not falling in the tripping. Yeah,
and I thought she would actually be self possessed enough
to what do you think, Katie.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
I really like her. I think she's like the most
normal in there. She seems very real, She's beautiful, she's
not trying, like you said, not trying to heart. That
could totally make sense, because I mean, we keep seeing
someone like destroys him and like breaks his heart, and
every time he like talks about Kelsey because this is
the first time we've really seen them together. Every time,
he's just like, there's something about her anything.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I look for her in the room, I look for her,
I look for her.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
No, they have a connection now.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I also wonder, though, if that's I still feel like
and I'm not gonna look at you because I know
that you guys know her a little or know if
somebody who knows her. I sometimes wonder if he if
Daisy makes it to number two and he and he
cries from breaking her heart, you know nothing, So in
my mind, I'm like, is he crying because he's just

(26:44):
cut Daisy, who I believe will be our next bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Daisy is big bachelor energy, but Kelsey a gives me
bachelor energy.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, ruined time too. I don't know who could it be.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Really, it's never obvious.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, we always say like, oh, that's our next person,
and then it's like three tiers different.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yes, yes, I also always worry because like when it's
someone like Kelsey who I like so much, and I'm like, oh,
she seems so real, I worry it would like ruin her.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Then Yeah, yeah, you're right, because it does like they
put them, They put people through the machine and.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Go dancing with the stars.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes, oh my god, I would love that.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Are you kidding me? I would love this.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Really is like a like now that you guys are
I've never thought about this, but like it takes people
from normalcy like having a job and friendship to just
like now my identity is monetized and everything I do
is just how do I maintain and to gate the
brand deal like the spiral.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
With crippling insecurity. Yes, then you don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Next because because there's like four more waves of people
after you're not quite as son Anna friend bought a
bike from Remember Joseph who called Claire old and.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Was like my daughter.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Her friend by.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like she lives in Alabama. She's like, so I want
to go, and she watches the show and she was like,
I want to go. But I don't think she watched
that season specifically, because she hit me up was like
is this guy someone you know? And I was like,
is that fucking Yosef? And she's like, yeah, I just
bought a bike from him and he immediately told me
he was on the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
The idea, the idea of being of all people, Yosef
who had like I mean, he's he's the meme that
will meme forever.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
On everyone says what about everyone?

Speaker 7 (28:28):
He ride away says, by the way, I'm on the badge,
I'd be hiding my identity to.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Be a villain.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
He was like I was a villain.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
He liked something like.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
He said.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
He wanted to be on a podcast. He wants a
podcast anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
One I think she said like, oh my friend runs
a podcast. He's like, I love to be on it.
And she was like.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Pay for the ticket.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Was this like Facebook marketplace or was probably like Craigs
And this was like a motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
This was like like a literally.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
A traditional bike bicycle, and she said he like had
all a bunch of like weird new bike stuff, and
she was like, where did he.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Like a bike?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
So Joey says.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
And probably going to get back to him, So you
know what, YO for you.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
On the bike?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
You're right, And it was disgusting that a woman at
thirty nine was looking for a lot of disgusting.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
You're the oldest bachelor atte Yes.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Your advanced age, You're disgusting. Meanwhile, he's like, I like,
Joey really seems like he actually has traveled a lot.
And I actually believed him when he was like, I
like to explore the culture and learn about like something
specific to the place, and then at night I go
explore the night life. I thought that's actually a very
very good, like simple approach to going somewhere new, Like

(29:49):
I go something that's very traditional to the area and
then go out and like, I'm like, you seem easy
to travel with.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Joe Did you see on page six he's currently being
ripped apart on Twitter because he said I had like
an old school vibe. She's like, this town is like
an old school vibe or something, and they're all like, you, Boston,
this town was supposed to like the fifteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Had a camera on me at all times sound bite.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh no, you know.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
When I get tired and my brain just says the
wrong word, Like when I have to do ads or something,
my brain like just says the wrong words.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
It just does.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
If I had a camera on me at all times
when I'm overtired or if I'm multitasking and stressed, you
could really cobble and make me look like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
I would say that, especially after you ask me, like,
what are your thoughts on Malta the third time? The
first time like the architecture's un believe, but that the
second time, I'm like, oh my god, the people are
The third time, I was like, it's like.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Very old, like hell old. At some point I'm just
like looking like that looks cool.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
I saw Castle, Yeah, Captain Sandio Okay, So then we
have so then so he's going off and Jess is
sad and Leah won't stop it going.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Why is Maria here?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's like because she's hot and fun, because that's the bachelor.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Why because he owns the Sprinkle Empire.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
We've got because she's sexy and there's still fourteen of you.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
So what he does living that live bit.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So then Rachel's sad, Kelsey's driving off. Kelsey Tea is
sad and crying. Meanwhile, they go and they eat food
right from the butcher. He and the other Kelsey just
eat and slices of meat. I know you did it.
I know that you did it. He's always noticing her

(31:50):
in a crowded room. Spain loves their meat. I'll tell
you it's not a great place. I think it'd be
hard to be a vegan.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
And I went into vegetarian and was hard enough. And
now I would be like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Start yes, but you weren't even vegan then. I was
just gonna.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Say, my favorite thing is amazing. I ate there was
just Manchego cheese sandwicheskud. It was like the most amazing bread,
butter and Manchago cheese.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
And I was like, that's all.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Like cheese sandwich and like an old schoolgirl cheese.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
And I love that Manchgo cheese. Just slap slap slap.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
That bad boy on a.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Someone get.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, we just want the cheese, baby cheese.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well give me the five cheese.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Cheese.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
While meanwhile she does art nights and wine nights at
her house and they go and they play soccer in
the street and they're actually both pretty good, and the
other Kelsey is back and they're struggling while they're doing
the Magical Fountain and tossing pennies in and other Kelsey
is like, it's tough.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
It's so tough.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I want to be able to travel and explore. Meanwhile,
he is travel and exploring. He's like, this is a dream.
I've been to Spain. I wanted to be with a lady.
I'm blown away. I'm just blown away. And he's like, so,
how are you? And this is where she goes, I'm
not falling. No, I'm actually not falling that. I'm tripping.
I'm tripping.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
It's starting.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I'm starting to trip. I'm not even tripping. I'm actually
starting to trip. It's the beginning. And he's like, I
can ease into that.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
That's cool, man, I mean, is he a dud?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Is he a dud?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
It's very like seventies rock. I'm down with that.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't think he's just kind of I think he's
he seems to me.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
To have like realistic expectations of this as well away,
you know, like I feel like he takes the piss
out of himself too.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, I saw that a lot in this episode.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
He's so like him.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I had I think he's my favorite. I have had
multiple friends who have like started watching in the past
few years, like I don't think they saw Ben Higgins
and they're like, is this what it's like to actually
like the Bachelor?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Like, I do.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
You like I like him?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Meanwhile, meanwhile they start kissing and he's like, it's the
small things, it's the butterflies. There's potential and you know,
something to build on.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
And they both have the same eyes.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
They do really like.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
This greenish eyes when they both just stare into each
other's eyes. Big energy.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Now, this was a trauma story that I could get behind.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
This was one that felt actually.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Because this one was also.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
One that I felt like some of them are like,
who whoa too soon? USHO not needed? This one was like, okay,
this is this felt a little soon. But I felt
like this one.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I was like, okay, uh.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
The way she said it, it started out with I
have the best parents.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
The best parents.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
They were both police officers in the military, military off
police officers.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
It was getting a little pro war propaganda.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
I was like, I was like.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I was.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Like, I was like, huh.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
And then am was a soldier of the Soldier of Fortune.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I was like, wait what no one so metal Older
of the Year was like whoa. And then when she
got pregnant, she she retired from being Soldier of the
Year and then hung up her She hung it up
and she was an amazing woman. She had energy and
a spirit caring.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
It's like the soldiers a.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Year of Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And then so how old is she? She's got to
be well, it says it right here.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh yeah, we got it.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
She is twenty five. So when she was fifteen, she
was fifteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
This poor her mom got breast cancer and it quickly meant.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
It testaticize, it moved to her bonead I spread it's
hella hella old.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
All done, and it spread and it took six months
and it was aggressive, and then two months later she
passed away. And she's like, and this process for me
is hard because I know that it ends in engagement,
and it's hard to know that my mom will be
there at the wedding. And then she said, you know,
I said to my dad when I got on I

(36:51):
asked what she would have thought about this process, and
she saw butterflies, and she always saw butterflies when she
sees her mom. The day she found out in New
Orleans and he said, you're your mother's you're your mother's daughter.
You're so brave, you exude your mom's energy. And then
she said, I know she sees everything. And and then
she says to Joey, I think she would like you,

(37:11):
and he says, your mom would be so proud, and
then they kissed and she says, I guess I am falling.
Oh my god, stop, I guess I'm starting to fall
for Joey. I loved this day.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
I just got I got, I got cheery, I was getting.
I was emotional. Listen to her.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
She's also just so she's just so cool, yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
But then also so transparent, like the way that she
like talked about her Yeah, I was like locked in.
Normally I kind of drew'll drift a little bit and
taken notes, and no, I was locked in with me too.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
She's special.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
That's good trauma. It was, there's like good trauma where
you're like and I like this trauma was like a weird,
like my boyfriend cheated on me when I was twenty
that doesn't matter. And then there's like basement dad trauma
where you're like, that's just so weird.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yes trauma, I can get high.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I felt it felt like real trauma.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
And I felt like she I felt like.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
By the way you sound like my parents right there.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I felt like she presented it in a way that
felt like it was not with self pity.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
It was not.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I felt there was grace and elegance. It was presenting
the facts, but not in a cold way. It did
not feel remotely manipulative to try to get something from him.
It felt authentically. It felt great.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
She had so much grace when she shared this.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Yeah, it also felt like it was her almost letting
him know, Hey, just so you know, hometowns, this is
the situation, you know. And that's what it felt, and
it's like she knows she's she can get to hometowns.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And it also probably felt a little bit like maybe
part of the reason I'm tripping not falling is like
the whole like it's hard for me to wrap my
head around like Mom's not like that's a big that's
big stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Man, was she on.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
That bride day that the sisters went on and when
they the was she I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think she's great. I think she's the finalist, and
either she breaks his heart at the end or.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
She went you know, I think she's the last person standing.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Yeah, now that you're saying that she might leave, and
now it's stuck in my head because I got fits
the energy of like, you know what, I don't know
if this is the best time for me, Like would
have the capacity to do that, yes, and not get
caught up?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Do we think that someone leaves him at the altar?
There's this level they made it so obvious, is it, like,
are they're really just going to give the whole end?

Speaker 9 (39:38):
Now?

Speaker 7 (39:38):
No one does leave, right because she keeps seeing that
note that's saying, hey, I think we need to talk.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Earlier, and that's a frankin but think about it.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So we had the preview of Clay Tours season when
when there was the echo teary chapel of Hell and
Iceland with the rainstorm and the Hillary Clinton coat and
I love this woman and the crying on the stairs.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I told everyone here I love them.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Now I have to say that was a pretty accurate preview.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Also, that was fence Jump.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
The very and that was pretty accurate.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
I think.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I'm whatdn't he like? I mean, if he proposes to
someone and they say no, that he can't propose to
who the other person is because they will watch.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
This to go get so and so back.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'm hoping that it's a mislead and that it's upset
about daisies. Yeah, it's like he's breaking up with someone
who he really loves and he's just so upset about
it because he like does love.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
The two people break up with him.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
His biggest fear, and they keep like having that.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
He's going to break He breaks up with him first,
and he's like, well I wasn't expecting that. And then
the second one breaks up with him, Oh, that would
be good TV.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Sorry, it's the feet, hideous.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Spread, the the hotel rooms and we're out.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Meanwhile, we are back and we're doing a group date
and you know what they're they're like, Okay, I want
to I'm hoping that I'm good about to go on
a proper date with my husband, which is which is
what's her name? Rachel is excited she got the next
one on one date, she's excited to go with her husband.
Leah is still upset by Maria, Joey and Leah. She says,

(41:35):
team Lowie. I didn't love that.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Love project.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
What was the group date?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I can't even remember. It was the painting a painting and.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Then explain this to me.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I cannot Why does everyone take it all so serious?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Why are there no jokes? We need a Blake Moyins
like a big show me, like a glitteress.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Like it was just like two rings together because we're
gonna get married.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, the only one.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
That was Maria like it was a bad time on
the double date with Sydney. That was the only one
that had a little sas. But everybody, yes, it's like,
give me something funny. Blake Mooynes lost his boner in Paradise.
He was black box dick and then it went away.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
They took it away from him, went away, He took his.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Bone away.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
I wish Maria would have done I love that she
made that was a little more fun than every other one,
But I wish she would have done some like horror
movie scene.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Just fine, and then what's your face?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
She had the rings?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Who won? Right?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
And yes, like that was like a shitty painting.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
People that this sucks.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I cannot imagine every single time, like and here's your
white speedo and your white tanky and you get to
go like paint each other and make out and like
roll around on paint. I just think about getting it
out of my hair, all of it. That was the
first thing I thought. And I was like, also, like,
you know it looks when you wash your hair every
day and you're like, what if I washed it's cold
cold that day.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
And that you better have given me that bathing suit.
That better not in mine, because.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
You're yeah, but like you're getting it out of your
your it's like your nails, your hair.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
I'm just like, oh god, And.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You know, you know what's expected. You know, you're not talking,
you're not getting to know. You are literally just rolling
around naked painting each other. That's the deal. We've seen
it fifteen times. It's not brand new like the fire
card or the dick wheel of sausage.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
It's thirty minutes of playing in paint that's cold, and
then like four hours of like getting it out of creviterrific.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Your ins skord of like teamsters that are like eating
HOGIUF just like watching. They've seen so.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Many breaks, like imagine playing in a bikini in paint
wild men in breaks on breaks and just watching.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
You know, it's like a cold here, here's your shower,
your cold hose. Yeah, here's your host when there's like
the hose pa.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
The guys are like all the cigarettes here are so
much better than at home.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Teamsters leaning up against the band. We had to take
you back to the hotel crew.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
They've seen so many people do. There's like their fifteenth
bikini pinte.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh my god, that would make me is so insecure,
be like am I doing well? Because like nobody would
be reacting.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
There's dead.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
There's so dead to it. There's nothing you could do
that's like fun. Like it's terrible and it's just and
it is what it is. And they go to the
paint party and then.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I love the Joey by the way painted himself, I
mean with no face.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
He painted himself with no face.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Have everything.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
He painted himself.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
What a weird thing to what I am not here.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
It felt like Verry Megan Meg three and it was
just like it is a very like haunted doll, even
like a haunted boy. I'm a big boy haunt a
big boy dog, like a mannequin.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I'm a mannequin.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Think about that. I was just like, okay, Joe.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Honestly, I was just like thinking when I would pay it,
and I'd be like, I just paint my dog and
be like, I miss my dog. I love you like
I love my dog. So what I love the most
in the world of my dog. And maybe you'll be
one tenth of them. Not ever, Apple, Oh, I will
always come fifth to my dog number. So then they

(45:27):
go to a party and Jen oh, Jen painted her
corn on the cob.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
She painted her corn on the cob surfboard.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
So then she pulls out her glorified deathoscope. She's like, well,
I went to my world. I dropped out of being
She's a student. She dropped out of like being a student.
And she's like and She's like, I want to pull
you into my world. So then they kiss. Kelsey's like,
Kelsey t comes in and goes, I think Spain looks
good on me.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Oh the confidence I lived. I don't like, Okay, what
I'd be like, do you like me?

Speaker 9 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:03):
You like my outfit? It's fine, it's fine. I got
it to revolve I have. I have a lot of
credit card debt.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Now.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I spent too much money on my looks.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I spent I budgeted for two grand I spent eight
even debt exactly.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
I made errors. I didn't even make it to week three.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Meanwhile, Jess is spiraling yes, and she's like, I'm distressed
and I'm nervous, so hot mess Jess. Maria interrupts Caitlin
the scientist who's adorable, and who then goes back. She's like, well,
she was nice about it, but she did interrupt me
and Jess, who if you recall night one interrupted everybody

(46:43):
into the kissy pooh, sorry pooh, sorry, not sorry pooh?
Like you open the season as this woman, you can't.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
She saw him twice that first.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I'm not trying to be that girl.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I know she was living for it in the im.
She was like, this is gonna be my season, in
my moment.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
So then she comes to ship, but when it's not
her and like she's lost her confidence as Maria, she
goes it's giving disrespect on all sides. It's so disrespectful
and like, you know, I we all agreed that she
would we would all have her turn.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
She has her rose. She's in tears. Meanwhile, Maria is.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Making out with Joey. Jess is trying to be fair.
Maria is like, is it a problem that I spoke
to Joey? Stay out of it, your fake ass apology.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It just went on and on.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
It was so oh wait, no, no, because that was
that was the cocktail part. Yes, so this was the
group date at night. Maria got the rose Maria, and
then the explosion was the yes, okay, yes, because it
was like, oh wait a second, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It was just it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Yes, Is that everyone who has an issue with anything?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
All three?

Speaker 6 (48:00):
So it's Jess, Yeah, Leah, Sydney, nothing ever happened to them.
It was all like the champions for someone else. Dare
you take her day?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
And yes?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
How dare you say something about my old friends? Like
the most agro people are the people that nothing happened
to you? What is you've seen that?

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Usually it's one on one issue. You said that about me,
I'm mad at you.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Nothing has happened. Okay, we're going to take a great
quick break and we're gonna come right back, and.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
It's for the money their grand followers.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Here we are, We're back.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I feel like this season is people that cannot hang.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
It's very like it's very much Sorority of the Rose,
like they started sorority day one and if you're part
of the sorority. Because when Lea was even saying, uh,
the comment about the curling iron, yeah, I was like
it felt very sorority, like, oh, are are the sister
sorority that we pretend to like we can't stand you know,
she always comes over, she uses our dice in air raps.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yes, I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
It is very it is very theemserati mean girl like
bully but like we finit it was like talking like.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Her pants are the wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Cut, like yeah it was, yeah, she called me weird.
It was all just things. Yeah, stay shut the fuck up.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
It's like these are not huge atrocities and you're throwing
around verbal abuse.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
What Yeah, I wonder like what will happen if they
don't do parise? What happens to our sweet Maria? Where
does she go back to Canada?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Where do people bachelorette?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Oh, who has been your favorite bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
I mean I have to say, well, first of all,
Caitlin Bristow to number one that has probably has.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
The number one still not forever, and have.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
Loved clarentatious season. Okay, I thought it was so fun
and interesting. I know, people were like, I was like
the you know, the COVID.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
I love about it.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Well, it shocked me because it was so surprising. And
also I feel like Taysha was one of the best bachelorettes.
Oh my god, she was great, guys.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I hate to say, and I know people got defended
her honor. She was such a smoke show. I don't know,
people got mad that a guy called her a smoke show.
I was like, the preview went Clara and she came
out of the pool in that like Bond Bond girl bikini.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Holy she is so.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
And then Blake Spuinner was just like, really, I like
you said.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You loved Claire up, dude, I mean, did Claire ever
get married to?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Claire Ever?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Getting married civilian? Great?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
And she has a baby, she got it.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Poor Claire.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
She was too pure for this world.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, A little bit Claire Claire, right, I know, I
feel like she was I just met my husband.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
I feel like she was.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
A little too she she was a little too Cinderella
thing in her and her dad had like dementia.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Like I feel like her.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Mom died, her dad had died, and her mom had
like she was her dad left her a CD.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I feel like, oh, that's right, that she hadn't want
she was a little I think she was actually like
I feel like some of the other bachelors coming like
maybe I guess she didn't care about the Instagram followers.
She wanted the husband in a way that was like.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Whoa, She's like, I'm out literally night three with my husband.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Like Taco down, Taco down from Party City.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Yes, people always talk about showing up for the right reasons. Yes,
maybe I'm crazy here, but I actually feel like it's
more insane if you show up for the right reason.
There's a little bit of like, oh, we know what
we're all here for. But to show up on a
TV set for the right reasons, I'm always remember you.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
All, this is London, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You're absolutely right. It feels weird and.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
We're all like it's like it's beautiful that you're like
so pure of heart, but it's also like.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
A what.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Perfect in between? I feel like the perfect in between
was Charity.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Oh yeah, and she was a great bachelor.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
She was a great she was the perfect Actually, I
felt like she was looking for her husband and is
savvy enough to that she'll probably sell a few boxes
of whatever makes some bank along the way.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And from the hottest children's therapist. Oh exactly, That's how
I was, just like, this is the hottest social worker. Well,
she's gonna be bachelor right now?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Is dancing on tour?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Did she win?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
She didn't win, but she got really far and now
she's on tour.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
And are they living in Brooklyn?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Where are they?

Speaker 7 (52:57):
I think they moved to New York. I'm pretty sure,
and they seem like they're doing amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I feel like the couples that moved to New York
do well. I'm still I'm obsessed with Matt James and
his lady.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yes, they're so cute.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
They're so cute.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
The videos of Rachel her eating, just chowing down these
giant like lockty rolls with butter and ice cream, and
like they're the hottest people. They're so hot and they're
like and they know what we want. They it's like
a they want to we want to watch these hot
people just eating cat.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Like I just wanted to YouTube and just watching sexy
people eat It's.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
What is that is that? It's just like what like
they figured it out. They seem like they have a
good time together. He's grown out of his beard. He's like,
fuck you, batchelor, you bone me. Like we're hot and fun, like,
you know what, we figured it out. I wonder when
they'll get married.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I hope they don't. I hope they like reject the system.
We're not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Just partners for forever.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I loved Dean Kaylen, Yeah, I loved Dean and Calen
Van life just fucking sexy. She's like she was like
the you know, the pageant girl, and she fell for Dean.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, she fell for Van Boy.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
She fell for Van Boy.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I mean he was hot. It had you.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I haven't met Dean.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Okay, we've met Dean ho.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
He lives up to Bong.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
We've met a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Everyone everyone's looking down like he.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Had to make eye contact eyes. It was hard to
make eye contact.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
He was so I had to walk him from one
side of outside Lands to our tent, which was on
the other side, and it took forty five minutes because
every girl was like jumping on, we'll never get back.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
So at the time, Outside Lands used to do a
comedy tent and we were the earliest programmed show of
the eleven or new show, like up against like some
real band.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
You know, it's like arguably one of the best festivals,
by the way, the best.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
But we were like I did other shows that we're
having a hard time filling the comedy tent competing against
like you know, so long or whatever.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Like so like, and it was.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Far away, like you have to really be.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Like it's like outside of Golden Gate.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, yeah, and and it's like literally like it's like
somebody who's like just burned out from dancing and doing
Molly and they need a breather. And so we were like, no,
we were nervous because the shows I had done had
been not crowded at all and it was fucking passed.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Off the strength. Indeed, a bunch of guys too.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
We had Alex and Kenny, we had ben Z, we
had been the Russian Kenny, Kenny Wells, we.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Had Wells, right, But that was an era.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
That was an era, but I think a lot of
Rachel was. It was like, who have you guys met?

Speaker 7 (56:14):
I mean, we've been a handful of people going to
some of the Christmas parties that Stephan love grow through.
So we met Aaron. He exceeded everything, all my.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Everything. He's tall, He's super tall.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
He's tall, he's gorgeous, and he is the same energy.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
He's just like, hey, bro, what's going on. Man, Let's
party and rage and have a great time. Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Yes, what is what you get?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
A thousand act?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
He was.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
He was probably the most I was the most start an.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
They're all gorgeous. The men and the women are all
their human.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
When you walk into a room like a party with them,
you like and I've looked at each other, We're like,
I'm a mon, I'm an.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
They treated anally like stage five person. I was like,
like hourious.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
She was honestly so hot everyone.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Yeah, and also the guys are like seven six. I'm like,
I'm not tall, but I'm like six one and I'm
just like, but you're like five five.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
It's very yeah, it is. It's just like.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
All right, we're gonna come back. We're gonna do our
tweet of the weeks, and we're gonna have use guests
and who you think is going to be runner up,
winner and the next Bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
The eagle is landed and we're back.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
So here we are, We're going into We're going into
a rose ceremony. Jess screams, you need to grow up.
You need to grow the fuck up, bitch, and then.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
She goes screaming right now about what.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
I'm so over the ship with Maria. I cannot literally
handle it anymore.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
And our number one goes in after her. I was like, yeah,
run after her, lea you and then he cut our queen.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
He cut funky co Medina in the Autumn, and then
he goes, pack your bags, We're going to montre l.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
And then.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Stop, you're in You're staying in Europe, Like.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Why would you go from Calabasas to Malta to Spain
to montre Ell Montreal? Dude, Montreal, montrealnal.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Well, it's an old town vibe.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
They did make out, still was a little older if
he he made.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Out with Autumn quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I was surprised when he cut Autumnda lasted longer than
I thought she would.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like definitely Medina. They probably felt
production needed to keep her around for the drama that
was going on. I really enjoyed Medina. Yes, I feel
like they didn't really have too much of a too
many conversations. I want to show her getting closer and
closer to death because she's so old.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
So old, thirty one, that's discusted.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
The idea that I'm like older than Medina. I'm like, oh,
I know.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Your discussed course disgusting. These women looking for love at
thirty one, that's disgusting. And autumn autumn, you know, she
seemed nice.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Lovely shell. If she goes to Paradise in two years,
three years or whatever, it comes back, I think she'll
do well for herself or she'll be like the top
like Anchor and Sandy.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
She feels like her bloodh gosh, her blush line is giving.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Anchor.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Yeah, Attom is one of those Like she comes back
and then like guys like, who's that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
How they do that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Like every guy's like, what what season were that? That's
for you? Even they have to explain.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
They're like season seventeen, third episode, I went home, and
they're like, oh cool, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
This sausage wheels. Yeah, it is, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yes, that's actually a good thing, Like you can check
out my sausage clip is important.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It feels like I'm now having the hottest Instagram feed
between now and Paradise because it feels like everybody pre
checks each other out and you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Want to get those fire boats prop me to get
as hot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Particularly you get caught early, you best be getting the
hottest Instagram feed ever. Yeah, okay, I'm going to go
to you. Who wants to go first?

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Evan or Jess? I'll go fukay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Okay, who do you think is going to be the
runner up? Or do you want to go top three?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
You can?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Okay, I'm going to say this.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
I'm going to say that I think that the I'll
say top four because I think it's gonna be Kelsey A, Rachel,
Kelsey T and Daisy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Okay, and who do you think you're gonna be the
top two?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I think Kelsey A. And now you guys have me convinced.
I think Kelsey is gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Leave as number one as the top pick. He's gonna
want to propose to her, but she's gonna leave.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yes, I think so.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
And I don't know who the I feel like Daisy
is giving me bachelorette Yes, and I could see Rachel
being the runner up and Kelsey T being his final choice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
There's something about Kelsey T. I've been saying from day
when she's my sleeper.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
He gives her one of the first roads, saying she's
gonna win. I can but if she but if Kelsey
A leaves at that, you can't have. It's gotta just
be two.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I mean, you know it's great though. If the top
two are Kelsey it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
True, you can just say the wrong name. I think
Kelsey I think.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
I think Kelsey A is gonna leave before I think
she leaves, like after hometowns. Hometowns are hard, there's memories.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So you think the top two are days and Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Gonna say Rachel and Kelsey T.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And the winner is Kelsey T. I literally like, Okay,
doctor Banana, I'm gonna let you go next.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Oh man, I'm gonna say gosh, I'm gonna say LEXI
might win.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Okay, and then who's gonna be number two?

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Number two? I'll say Kelsey A.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
And what's the twist?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
They both dump him?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
And what and who's the bachelorette?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I would say Daisy, Okay, she's a good bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Pick to go next, Katie or Evan Okay, I agree.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
I think Lexi takes it okay. It's like it's been
nothing but like aces the whole time. I feel like, yeah, yeah,
it's like she's handled everything perfectly. He seems to be mad.
It's almost like they're kind of just like, yeah, we
can put her away for now because she'll be there
at the end.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
That's the energy I'm getting from that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I think's runner up okay, and that's why he's crying.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Uh yes, And I think the next Bachelorette is either Rachel.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Or Kelsey A cat you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Wild could go anyways okay, kt.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Kt.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I've been on that. I thought Daisy was gonna win,
but I don't know. I really kind of see Kelsey
a now, like they just everything seemed effortless about the Okay,
So I'm gonna say Kelsey's gonna win. Is she gonna leave?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
I think he's gonna be crying because he broke up
with Daisy. I think you're right, Like whoever he breaks
up with, I think he likes them so much that
he's gonna be crying about great. I also think Rachel
will make it to the top three. Rachel is more
than more, more than more than Kelsey T.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah, yeah, because Rachel also seems more secure and you
were not secure and you have to be secured about you.
You don't think Maria is making a top three times
fantasy sweet oh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
God, is gonna go home sooner than that? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I just feel like she get eliminade. I think the
dramas she's gonna get to him and she get alf
a limit. It's gonna it's gonna it's gonna poison the relationship, like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Jess said, because we have Lea, we've had, We've had
Jess is the third person to talk ship.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Yeah, it's gonna poisons.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
What if we have Maria and Kelsey A or someone
else to people self eliminate And that's why he's like
also trippid, because we keep what's happening, just like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
When Rachel Rachel already kept for Rachel. Okay, I'm gonna
say number three, I'm gonna say I don't know, I'm
gonna say the winner.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
I'm gonna say that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I will say the winner is Kelsey A. Okay, I'm
gonna say, Daisy is the teery one and she's bachelorette,
and I'm gonna say runner number three is Rachel.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
I think, I think, and I think Rachel will be
the bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I think that Daisy will be the bachelorette, and I
think she'll be a great bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I think we're I feel like all of us are
feeling Daisy as bachelorette. Yes, I'm gonna side note this.
I think the big upset, yes, is that the runner
up doesn't show up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
They eliminate at that point because there's because there's still
there's still there's still a rose.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
On the table, so there's like, oh, did she leave
and he didn't give it to her? Or did the
runner up, which I think is gonna be Rachel. I'm
feeling Rachel. Maybe she's like h no, I think I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
And they just don't show up and that's devastating to him.
And then he's like, shit, is my is the person
who I was gonna choose not going to show up
to And it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
It was fun time will tell Well, I are you
guys ready to do tweet of the week. So here's
what you don't do you guys have a sleep Crown
sleep pillow?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Well, do you like going to a dream portal? Do
like patent and nosegap technology. It's like a it's like
a weighted blanket and like a security blanket and a
sleep mask, but in a pillow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
It's like soft and you wrap it around your ears
and face.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
This is not an advertiser.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
It's a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
It's a woman who's worried about my sleep. And so
she send me one and so in this Angel Julie,
our Queen Julie. She's been sending them towards Tweet to
the Week winners and if you want your own, they're
so soft, that's amazing. I like my travel one the best,
I think, but so they's so sotopped and you can
get your own at sleepcrown dot com, backslash w y

(01:06:36):
atr code xo xo for discounted stuff. Obsessed. So the winner,
the winner of Tweet of the Week, send us your
send us your mailing address to rosepodcast at gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
And before we do that, we're gonna read our reviews.
We love your reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
We're trying to get to three thousand this year. We're
up to two thousan four hundred and sixty nine, so
we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Yeah, we're getting there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Just go on, just go on, steal your brother's iPhone
and just do a little star thing. Okay, here's one.
Five stars from Briann Hoffhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
So many laughs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I look forward to this podcast every week more than
any other. So many laughs and great guests. It feels
like I'm recapping the show with a bunch of friends.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
That's a nice that's really nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Here are your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
What can a girl something?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Something? Something?

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Five stars from Stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Pudge Arden and Team. I have turned to you as
my Bachelor Universe guides and friends for a crazy amount
of time, my own journey. Bachelor Journey started with Ben Higgins.
At first, it was as an anthropological study of heterosexuality.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Heightened by weed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Because of you, Bachelor is Family anyway, enough of that.
I'm currently reviewing because I watched last week's episode too
late to tweet this critical thought as a joke. Can
we quickly address how much the now eliminated Taylor looks
like og Trista Ryan. Oh okay, it's like a time
machine fell into a personality disorder. Okay, thank you, love you.

(01:08:09):
Please discuss before we forget about Taylor until the women
till all Arden. If you're ever short of hitting partner
in la I leve me some light ball, especially with
champions smooch is Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
That's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
She does look like trist she does.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
She does look like Trista.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Oh okay, I'm also looking at our little sheep, Erico
that we all thought was so cute. Allegedly, Erica back
in the day dated Jennifer Anderson's ex husband.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Oh yeah, I mean shout made out with one. That's
so fun. So Erica was a catch. Here we go.
He's like one of the hottest people I've ever met
in real life.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Also, how much are you enjoying our new guests that
are here today?

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
They're great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
They're great, right, I feel like they're cheaper they gotta
come back part.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
They're really great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
They're really We got to get them to go to
Brodiego with them because they're from like down by Long Beach.
Just's get out to bro Diego. Just hop in the van,
or let's let's go back and well we'll try to
lure him in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Are you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Ready, you've heard all about sleep Crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
We are ready.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna read seven tweets and
we're gonna arrow down to two and we're gonna pick
a winner. Okay, the first two have visual aids. This
is from the Watcher at Tully Tubo. The producers intentionally
skipping over Layer for every one on one date in
order to pay her back for ruining their twist in
episode one, and they show three producers just laughing maniacally,

(01:09:26):
laughing maniacally.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Here you go, Katie, and I do like them torturing
her because like you fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah, you're right, they'll never get you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Don't want a card in the fire when we give
they're like we brought you to after the final Rows
that you meet. Joey gave you the car.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
You want to play God?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I am fucking God.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
I am God.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Like want tears, will give you DearS.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
This one is from Jeane at Aunt Gail's in Sydney
and Leah's defense. Maria does dress like a villain and
a rom com.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
It is true, very true.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
She does in the best way.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Also, if you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Want to participate, you just tweet to us by midnight
on the night airs at Arta Marine m yri n
or Anna josey h O s s n I h
hashtag wy t r if you're on threads at selling
hoseya okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Number three ry guy at riled.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
His convo with Kelsea during their date, telling her he
felt he could ease into her. Is he implying overnights?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I think yes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Number four Melissa and Melissa Raven eighty five. You'd think
it was Easter already with how many times Leah said
the word peep.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Okay, cute. Here we go, Alex at.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Jeweltone Champ Jess, you guys rubbed your ascids together on
a giant canvas. Of course you're getting a rose calm
down and then the final one bf at. What a
fun sexy time despite the early onset drama. I'm glad
all the proverbial olds decided to stay together.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
This all right? Top two?

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
What do you guys like for your top two?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
The one you like?

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
The photo?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
You like?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
The old say, as an old.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I appreciate okay, all right, so old are the photo
and the olds?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
The watcher at Tully Tubo and the helicopters Joey coming
to take me on a day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Because that was fun. You're jokes You're a jokester.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
The producer is intentionally skipping over Layer for every one
on One Date in order to pay her back for
ruining their twist in episode one laughter I'm fucking God bitch,
and then the last one would be bf at, What
a fun sexy time. Despite the early onset drama, I'm
glad all the proverbial olds decided to stick together this week.

(01:11:46):
Proverbial olds or I'm God bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I mean, oh yes, I gotta go with the I'm
God bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Okay, I'm bitch, You're old?

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Is it up to me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
We all vote?

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
We all vote. I'm gonna go old.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
I like the I liked it, Okay, okay olds, rum
god bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I do like proverb Wait, how do you say proverbial old?

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Proverbial? Okay, older? Okay, so proverbial older. We have a
brand new winner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I don't think they've won yet. B F what a
fun sexy time you won yourself a sleep crowd Rose
podcast at gmail dot com. Despite the early onset drama,
I'm glad all the proverbial olds decided to stick together
this week. Can I just say, Jess and Evan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
What a pleasure to have you on the goodness, what
an honor?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Come back, welcome to the club.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
You're not gonna get rid of us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Every week? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
And what would you like to promote?

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I mean, I guess our podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
It's just it's Valentine's Love Love.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
We're gonna be on your podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
You can find it everywhere you can find podcasts, also
on YouTube is well, it's your mom and dad, Mom
and dad. Yeah, and we're going to be diving into
some Love is Blind recaps as well here too.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
So now you guys always you guys used to host
with Becca from Ari season Chatty Broad's and how did
you guys meet?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
That was actually kind of wild.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
It was so Becca had mutual friends with some of
Evan's mutual friends and sometimes we'd hang out. And I
met her right before she started, right before her season aired, okay,
And so I was watching after just meeting her, and
then I found out she let me know when she
found out that she was pregnant, chatting because I have
a kiddo.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
And then they were like, should we just start a
podcast so fun. We just then that's how we like
actually got to know each other's podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
That's so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
And you guys are such a delightful couple and such
a fun and I hope your daughter does well in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Her show, thank you so much. As she has her rehearsal.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
That's so excited. Don't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
So the link to the tickets is on my Instagram
link tree. Is it on our website? No, you guess, Okay,
it's been. You can for sure get it in my
Instagram link tree and we'll put it up on Sorry,
I just put on you and we can put it
up on our rosepodcast dot vodcast. We'll put it up
today under live shows, but it's on my thing. It's

(01:14:13):
gonna be at Mike Drop Comedy and San Diego on Saturday,
April sixth at two pm. We're doing a daytime, so
you can come in and go ahead and get gold.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Gold golds are here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Okay, Well, we just figured that the bros wouldn't want
to give us a nine o'clock Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
They're gonna be partying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Well, they're gonna love to day drink brun up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Day drinking and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Now I believe we're gonna crack s. We have Katie
Thurston coming next week. I believe we're gonna get I
already have Aaron nibbled. I believe we can crack Aaron
and James and then we're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Well, they listen to this because they want to hear
what the podcast like. Come on, we're so fun. One
time I dressed up like you for a live show
every week to you, if you that would be so.
I bought a muscle suit and worn on stage for you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
That's such a great venue.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I love Mike.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Okay, it's a really funk Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Will it be bright during the day or is it
like a blackout situation?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
It's dark and marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I don't know. I went like the Sun.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
I was like, I don't think we're like in Iceland,
and I think the sun will be out air? How
is it that time?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I want to feel like a nighttime show so that
people can come have a show and then go out. Yes,
I want to make it easy for our listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
And I feel like, bro, you know you do it
like you're in a dark room for so long and
you leave like a movie theater.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Yeah, it's still light.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Bro Diego Brodiego. I cannot san Diegro san Diegro. I
feel like it should be called Brodiego, right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Brodie I mean you could call it both the San
Diego bro Diego Show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
The San Diego Brodiego Show. And we also have our patriots.
We're finishing up winter house fits.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
The Southern charm or going somewhere else is starting. I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
This is the season, baby Carl and lindsay, breakup.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
We got it like cheese sandwich on butter.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
We're gonna get so many cold open Oh god, yeah
we are.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
There's so many cold opens. Look at you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I have my activated as open. I have my activated
ass hat Kati money, what.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Would you like to promote? As always, please go to
your local shelter and adopt or foster an animal. Look
at that start.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
You see you can have a dog like Scout spooning
the pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Scout is just the most precious baby.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Spooning the pillow. You can get a Mittens or me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Yeah you really.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
There are so many dogs right now, like especially North
Central Shelter in La, there are like two dogs per kennel.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Yes, they are overflowing the dogs. You know, if you
want to dip your tone at foster a doct you
can always adopt that dog.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
If not, you're you're helping save a life, You're helping
a dog decompressed from being at the loud shelter.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Please consider it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
And also if you adopt a dog in Los Angeles
and you're having trouble, if you're having behavior issues, my
friend Lisa is a dog trainer. She's the best, and
she's very she's the best, and so you could email
us at Rose Podcasts at gmail dot com and will
get you in touch with Lisa, who's been on the podcast.
But she's an incredible doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
On Storage Wars. She was on Storage Wars the Stars
one of the bers at Storage Storage Wars. Guys, Okay,
you know you can get your dog training, then she
might have some weird stuff from some storage.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Can I see your hall, Chess and Evan.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
What a welcome to the cru Stars.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
If you want to come to Brodiago and to play with.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
The bron.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Please come to bro Diego. You're welcome to come.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
You don't have to ask us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I'll let you know who we get. If you want
to come play with some Dan play, that would be
so fun. We could play We could play games with
Aaron and James.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Oh you're ready for this, okay?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I they can just toss you back and for.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
That until next time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
My name is Arne.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Oh yeah, you're gonna get all up and you tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
It feels so good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
I just got one little questions where you accept this roll?
Would you reaccept this roll? Listen to your word? Who

(01:18:41):
your accept this rolls into your world?

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Will you accept this? Roses a production of iHeart Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

1. Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

2. Dateline NBC

3. Crime Junkie

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}"HELLA OLD SCHOOL VIBE!" w/ Jess and Evan Ambrose

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}1. Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

2. Dateline NBC

3. Crime Junkie

All Episodes

"HELLA OLD SCHOOL VIBE!" w/ Jess and Evan Ambrose

1. Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang