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August 29, 2024 111 mins

A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE!  Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room!  Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis!

- Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date!

- Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date!

- Arden's date Stathis wants Arden to be the Bachelorette in a house of 300 suitors!


All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Iheartradioto on Home. Yes, it feels so good, so good.
I'm feeling incredibly Look at that. Look at this, you
see this? Look at that? I accept that's adawphin fucking

(00:23):
a man. And then there's a monkey. That's me America.
That's America. That's really an a cosmetologist. She did a
great job. She's talented.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Phone Esop.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Hello, welcome to another episode of WLI except this Rose.
My name is Artimine Marine Mareen coming to you from
my bougie home of Mikano's Grace. Can you believe I'm
literally in fucking influencer heaven or hell, depending on how

(00:58):
you look at it. Coming to you from an undisclosed
location in Mickeyo's Grease. We have three versions of recordings happening.
I'm going to just tell you who I'm joining with
and you have a very special there's a fan who's
entering the podcast. This is a person who listens to
the podcast. True. She is also basically gave birth to

(01:20):
Dracula on this podcast. She has managed comedians, but she's
also the She helps run one of the most popular
theaters and I'm gonna say the most popular new comedy
theater in Los Angeles called the Allusioned Theater is where Brian,
Sophie and I did No Autographs please last January. But
it's like everybody cool performs there. Rory Scoville, Jack Keith

(01:44):
is there once a month, We have Mark Marin there.
Every fortune is gonna be there, everybody performs there. But
she also sometimes manages comedians and she used to manage
Dracula Garreth Reynolds, and she reached out and she was like, hey, look,
I know I don't know if you know Gareth Reynolds,
but this guy that I managed watches the podcast. You
should have him on. So we're like, okay, we'll try him.

(02:07):
And the rest is history. And she's also one of
my very best friends and on and off we've both
been on and off on Greef Island and we came
for fucking fun and we are doing it from our
hotel room in Micanos. Grease, ladies and gentlemen, my friend
and your new friend. And I'm gonna say the People's

(02:29):
Princess Micanos podcast, Jessica Kelly, don't we look great? Our outlook?
We look ready to go clubbing. If you could just
describe for the people what we're wearing right now. We're
wearing way too many clothes. Yes, maconoes, we have layers on.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's so odd.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's at night. It's eighty at night. We are in
our sweats. Yes, we are layers of sweats, under blankets,
under pillows. And I have a gorgeous scour fond. I
look like ech phony.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You should have seen this earlier.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, earlier tonight. Oh my god, we have so much
before we get going, and we are we're going to
cover fantasy suites and then we're gonna cover We didn't
have time to watch all of Mental all because it
is it's eleven pm here, which means in Los Angeles
it's what time one pm? That's okay, ten hours we're

(03:23):
ten hours ahead. Guys. We haven't seen all the mentel all,
but we saw the important parts. We saw who she caught,
We saw the I love you idiot. We saw Sam
and being a fucking fool. We saw we saw what
we saw us Hikeem and the Spider. We saw hot, big,
big jobs then getting invited us. But we want to

(03:44):
talk to you for a second about our trip because
I feel like that's really what's most important here. Okay,
we got to Greece. Jessica and I wanted to go
on a trip together. Jessica wanted to go to Greece.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
He's never been, always wanted to go.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, and that's cat she cats. We wanted to go
on a trip together. And so she and I remembered
that our I mean, the most one of the most
stylish women I know, Michelle Collins had loved Mikinos, recommended
some places. So it's like, wherever Michelle goes is okay
by me. So we're like, let's just go do the
Michelle Collins tours. So here we are and the hotel

(04:17):
is spectacular, incredible. They hate us, he really hate us,
like the woman who runs? Okay, the woman who run? Now,
could we also just say that Mikinos has been having
a strong reaction to us. They either fucking love us
or they fucking hate us. No gray area. Now we

(04:38):
should also back up for a hot second. We got
off the plane and basically human trafficked ourselves. We got
off the plane. You're what's happen? You know what I mean?
So so I set up some ride to get to
this hotel and I'm like messaging with this guy who
had is his his photo on WhatsApp was a just
a shirtless torso fit. He could have been he could

(05:01):
have been on Bachelor. Absolutely so. Then we were messaging
and he's like, okay, I'm outside. He wasn't waiting inside
of the sign because it's nothing but the worst for us.
What do you think we're gonna get some waiting? Absolutely not.
So then we go outside and this curvier man, Yeah,
a curvier a much older her suit. What does that mean?

(05:26):
Think it means a big okay her suit man a
man maybe more sleep like my dad walks up, makes
eye contact and he's like basically and we're like, oh,
let's get in his van. No questions asked, We don't
ask where we're going.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Is it you?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, yes, get in your van. We get in the van.
By the way, I've never been called madam Moore. I know.
It didn't help that I was dressed like et I
I I didn't want to check a bag. I wore
every item. I have pajamas on under my dress with
a like a winter coat because I was in Charleston,

(06:04):
because you know how cold is in Charleston, but like
so like I'm wrapped in everything. They're calling us madam,
which I really didn't like. We get in this van.
We get downtown and he's like calls us like missus
Smith and he's like and I'm still like okay, like
maybe it's like a fun little game. He brings us

(06:25):
to Clearly like some weird little like hut and it's like,
we'll show you the house, Missus Smith, and we're like,
turns out we just got into somebody's car. So then
we go back to our fuck boy Island contestant, who
at first we get in his car, he starts playing
too late to apologize. He's like, this is your song.

(06:47):
It is too late to apology. So we're like, it's
odd we start turns out Jessica she is dating. She's
but for me. She likes to pick people out for me.
We find out that Jessica likes a frosted do. I
like a frost to tip. Knew only on this island,
you didn't know. I didn't know. Every man he has
pointed out for me it has a frosted tip, a
deep v tea and a frosted tip. Like every single

(07:10):
guy has dark roots and a frosted tip. Like a
little fun, a little fun. It's like fun, No, it's fun.
So then I start flirting with it. I started flirting
with him. We have like kind of some banter. We
start setting up rides because there's like no drivers here.
We start setting up. He drives us again. We have

(07:33):
more banter. He's like, only for you. It's getting a
little flirty. I was like, okay, you promise. I don't
want that other guy to have to come kidnap us.
And then he's like what if I kidnap you? Like, okay,
that's please, don't. He's like, you're gonna like it. I'm like, okay,
we need another ride. Every drivers hated us, they start
loving it. They love us, and they fucking hate us.

(07:54):
The woman who checked us in here and the server
in the morning, he fucking we couldn't be friendly server.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
This morning up on the roof. I went up and
I was like, can I get it the menu?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
And then he was like, oh you can. You can
take it over there, and he's like great, So I
like took the menu and went and sat in the lounger.
Then they just never came to over.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
They hate us. They passed this off to other people,
but we have had so then'll a'll just tell you
about two meals. I think the most important one was
last night. We went to a place called Zuma.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Please google.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, allegedly it's all over the world. We ate. This
was our fancy meal. We paid to eat. We need
to explain what the actual table was that we sat it.
We sat.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
We ate in a love Island bed yea a David
in an infinity pool.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We ate in the middle of a pool on the David. Yeah.
And so you're overlooking and it's like Influencer Island.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
It is like there are there really are no words
how much it is Influencer Island.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
There's hundreds of influencers coming to get the sunset shots.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
No one was talking. There was no noise.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was talking.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Here's the other thing. These are all sexy people. They're
all fit. Everybody's very scantily clad. There's no sexual energy
from anyone. Yeah, it's just towards themselves and their phone,
the phones. Yeah, no one.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Being at the zoo, it's like wild.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's wild, but at the zoo at least the animals
are checking each other out and like there's no energy
towards anyone.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
There's influencer families.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
We saw an influencer family. There was an influencer baby
did we saw an influencer little girl. It was r
she was tough. She was like a hot gold dress
with her family taking pictures of her mom at Then
tonight we went to another influence sunset place. We went
to the one eighty bar. You and again, anytime somebody

(09:51):
got near us to get the picture of the sunset,
they're like fighting over each other. There's like lines to
get pictures of the sunset, but we paid extra to
get like they like fight them off. But tonight it
was will you tell them what happened? I mean, this
is gonna be the photo on the guys. I have
a Greek boyfriend. He's a Greek boyfriends. He is a server. Yeah,

(10:15):
he's a server at one eighty bar. Gorgeous blue Greek guys.
He's got, he's cute and he liked you're so much, Jaitho.
It's very charming. This sweet he was sweet. Sweet, he
was sweet. I have a picture with him. I put
my hand on his chest.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Stunning.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
We were stunning couple. He can't he cannot be older
than twenty eight. Yeah, younger.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I feel like he's twenty six.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And his boss kept kind of trying to like cock blot,
stay so fun. His boss was a real dodd was
my boyfriend, my boyfriend. He took charge of the situation.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Also the last night tonight there's like time limits on
when you get kicked out.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Both nights we got the you can.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Stay longer exactly now. They clearly didn't talk to the
people that work at the hotel. They were like, you
can leave today, you can leave right now because you're
fucking too much black or white black. But no, they
were like, you can stay longer. And then see this
came over, took my phone, Yeah, put his number in it.

(11:31):
He told me what app him. We didn't know how,
so then he took it back, said is this your fault?
And then and then he and he wad stopped himself
a high and allegedly now, look, I'm not a stranger
danger person, but Jessica is encouraging me at some point

(11:52):
to with her nearby, have a drink with day because
I'm not. I'm not a stranger danger person, but she
wants me just to.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Go like fun.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Jason's Jason's sick. He's cute and sweet. He was sweet. Yeah,
he was sweet. He was sweet. He works two jobs.
He's also a bartender a hotel. He was seven days
to worry. He's gonna text me, but a shift is done.
That's right. It might happen while we're doing this. You
know what, during the Curson Price, I'll check it, check

(12:32):
in live, and I'll let you know what's going on.
Best good thing. I have my best output on right now.
I literally look like I I'm like, I look like
I'm trying to lose weight. Like I look like I'm
jogging heat. Yeah, like, I look like I'm jogging with
like a like like a weighted sweatsuit and like a
garbage bat. Because we couldn't believe how bad our next

(12:53):
looked at this angle, so I wrapped a mini dress
around my neck to film in case this footage comes up. Well,
we're gonna get going. I have to say no overall, Jessica,
you can speak frankly, because you love the podcast. You
loved the bath. You were not in it on jam
you found her so far.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I wasn't in on this entire season, but now I'm
getting it and you.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Loved the fantasy, and we watched it separately so that
we wouldn't pre we wouldn't pre Now give me your
overall takeaway of like the gist of your feelings on
Fantasy Suites.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I was well, first.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Of all, I cannot believe how much I like Devin
me neither I know, talked about a one eighty. You know,
talk about a one, talk about a one eighty? Do
you know what I mean? I like, Yeah, Oh my gosh,
he's such a cute heart.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I know.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm really surprised. And I like her more me too,
because I see it. Look, we both have complicated families.
This is a podcast that people with tricky dads. Yeah
and so, and that's what makes you fun. Yeah, that
makes you all have a tricky dad in like some way. No,
I think mine was more of a bad dad. You

(14:07):
just have a tricky so. But still makes an interesting daughter,
it does, And it gives me compassion for her because
she's very honest, Like this is the first one who
has no like, he's not part of her life. He's
not going to be there that dad unless they fuck
her over and really sabotage her tomorrow or next week.
To show how death like. If this was young me
from like two years ago, I feel like I would

(14:29):
have a hard time like liking myself enough to not
sabotage it. I didn't like myself enough to believe somebody
would to pick the guy that liked me. I really
hope she picks Devin.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I do too, And I saw glimpses of her like, oh,
having like more of a personality with him.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, like that, I did too. Yeah. Okay, look
I want this is a gorgeous thing I have happening
on my shoulder. Okay, here we are. We're at fantasy sweets,
and look, we can all agree. Big dick Johnathan as
hot as conveyed call me. He's sweet, but he was.

(15:10):
He did get stilted, I know, and I don't think
he was a lowerther. I think he was trying. Okay,
so we start out, they have their preview as they've
been doing. Devin is not feeling loved by by the way.
He's not wrong. He's the guy. I have been that person.

(15:31):
I have been the fun friend where I know people
love me, but they're not necessarily in love with me,
and they want I've been the fun friend for that
hot girl and they want my friend for years, that
was my story. I'm not doing that again. And I
actually liked that he liked himself enough. I actually thought
it was going to backfire of him going and then

(15:52):
he kind of pushed through a wall in a way
that was hot and it's never been hot, demanding your
feeling before.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
I remember seeing that. Not that not backfire like on.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Usually you get shown to the door. Yeah. I was
so pleasant and her response, which we'll get to, was
very human, like, Okay, So here we are. He doesn't
feel love and he's like, I don't feel like I am.
I'm like, I don't think I can do it anymore.
I don't think I'm the one. So we're in Hawaii,
a low ha on the island of Hawaii known for volcanoes,

(16:29):
fantasy sweets. Uh, they bust out Mollie again. I don't
want to see Mollie. I didn't watch that season. I
don't care about it turned out, like I barely even remember. Yeah,
it was like whatever. Yeah, So Mollie mez. She's there
and it feels strange and she's not sure she's got Devin,
she's got Marcus and she's got Jonathan. It was a

(16:50):
slow burn. You know, it took a while to get vulnerable.
He's in his head a lot, okay, Marcus, she sees
a future with It. Takes him a while, but now
he's opening up. And then Devin, you know, the big
But she's like, I really like Devon, but I self sabotage.
I understand that the guy particularly pre therapy me bad

(17:12):
dad pre therapy. Yeah, the guy that liked me had
gave me an eck. Yeah, it was an it. Did
you have that? I? Absolutely? Do you still have it?
Sometimes I'd like to say, no, I don't still have
your mascarratt is, thank you? Will you plug what you're wearing?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
The tube?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
And she found the cheap too mascara. I've never worn
it now. I had smudge raccoon down my eyes and
you were like, bitch, you gotta use my mescara. It's
the Looreal too Loreal drug store and we're sweating our
hits off. It's it's not moving.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
You can sleep in it.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I will sleep in it. I have to wake up
and see stay those I I'm having a five am
date with Stathos when he gets off of work. Absolutely okay, okay,
so then then so here she is? The first date
is of Devin. Do you think that they air them
in order? I am constantly when I'm watching these trying.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
To like look at the puzzle of editing and like,
how am I being manipulated?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
How have they moved?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
They're they're incredible. That's so good, incredible editor, They're so
good at it. If you were the bachelorette and there's
no judgment either way, would you in theory, I think
you would have sex with all three? Interesting if I
really liked if I really liked all three of them,

(18:38):
why not? Why not? Like if there was I mean,
I just can't.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
What I have a hard time understanding is liking all
three of them equally. I know people say that, but
I can't imagine there wouldn't be one.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I feel I feel like I would have two get
back all three I have too. Not for me, I
could have too. I would have to and I would
be horny for here's what we need to take them
to school though, and be like, you don't stop saying

(19:16):
you're in love. Joey reserved it, and it made it
slightly less fun.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
But he was right.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
He was right. It makes it less fun. Zach did
it too? They're right? Is boring? Zach Shall cross Sex Week,
what a chod, such a I would almost rather be
with clay toor if you had to, if you had
to clay To, I would.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Which one Zach is?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Zach was?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Mile is not for me?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Listen if you have not listened to Gareth I Am
clay toor episode, or if you're depressed of you're a
Greek Greek islands, grief Greek. You know we're on grief
Greek Island right now. If you're a grief Greek island
and you need a little pick me up, put on
three sixty by Charlie XKX and go listen and watch

(20:14):
the Listen to the clay Tour episode. He was in
the pocket, in the pocket. He was in the pocket.
By the way, just so you know, Gareth was supposed
to do the finale episode with this, but now because
it's not airing Monday night, it's airing Tuesday night, he's
not available. So don't think that Gareth's out. He's out

(20:36):
for us. He's broken up with us. We haven't broken
up with him, just so you know. Okay, So here
we go. So she's prone to sell sabotaging. Devin is first,
and by the way he's there, he's like, I already
told you that I love her, I'll love her. He's first,
He's let her know he loves her, and I have
to say he listens to her, He asked questions, he's

(20:58):
told her he loves her. He wants to hear it back.
He hasn't gotten any indication back. I don't blame him.
He's got to propose. Can you measure proposing to somebody
you don't know how they feel, and you've been the
friend in the past. I know, but that's the game,
the proposing part. That's right, Princess, only right. You're sorry.
He's got to calm down. But he comes from trauma people.

(21:21):
You guys do the curse be fucking cool, faked to
hear making people hurt people. By the way, you were
talking today about Mojo and the importance, Like, look, did
I feel great all year? I had a hard time
breaking up with doctor Shamwall.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I loved doctor Shamwain. I loved him and I missed him,
and it was for the best for everybody. It wasn't
the one, but like I didn't feel great and even
this last fella that he shall remain nameless here like
a problematic but like you know, you get you kind
of feel like, well, that's disappointing, but you know, sometimes

(21:58):
you got to do your fucking hair, do your face,
put on a dress, even if it feels tight, and
act like you look hot.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
In July real bad months for me, really bad. And
it's so nice to take a break, yeah, and be
here and have some fun. And I did an intervention
on you last nay. I was like, put on your
short dress, yeah, let me see them.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
That's right, girl, that's right. I objectified you in a positive,
healthy manner. I was like, you guys want to be No,
you were hiding. And by the way, I wouldn't have
said you were in a grieve cocoon and I wouldn't
have said anything, but you said I feel me truly.
You said that, which you're not. And I was like, look,
and that dress is fine for the pool, but like,

(22:40):
you got cute dresses here, put you put your lives out.
I put a great dress on, cute, the one that
you feel good is it's fun. You look cute.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
And I curled your hair.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
And boy, do we have some photos as if we
too are influencing we By the.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Way, can you please tell people what happened when I
got mine taken under the art? So there's ours, there's
a lot you have mine for like forty minutes. We waited,
We waited, and people post men pose like, look, I'm
not trying to be gendered, but watching a straight man
in tight pants. Boss is lady around to take more

(23:15):
selfies of himself.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
And this is we live in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I would never there's I would never wait in line
for those fucking wings or that pink wall.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
This is not who I am. No, no, no, no,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Who I am.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
But when in making that the influencers you're on island. Yeah,
but we were also going to the birthplace of civilization,
as we go to the the end of civilization as
the birthplace. Yes, okay, so so we we line up,
yes for a while, for a while while I'm enjoying
there's these arches. Yes, there's one art beautiful, sincerely, it's

(23:48):
sincerely beautiful.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
One of the most beautiful places.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It was like all jokes aside both that and Zuma.
It was beautiful. It was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
There's a doctor for the recommendation.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Shout out, shut out, shout out, Conde Nast travelers. Okay,
keep going.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Then there's like a group of six in front of us,
and they're all taking photos.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
For each gall and the pink cut out sequence she
Love Island. It was all she she was hot. Yep,
she took her twenty minutes getting her photos.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
She was done, everyone was done.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I stumbled, it's my turn. Arden went up, I'm taking
some photos.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Pink dress steps back into frame.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
It's the art. Why to my I have photos of
me and my best friend Love Island contestant like absolutely
Apollonia steps kid. She kind of walking in.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
It was insane.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
She was she was in, didn't even ask, didn't even
as she just pushed back in. Yeah, and it's an
incredible picture. It is.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I'm so glad she didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm so glad that's for a while. We have a
bunch of pictures with me and her. I'm the only
one that had anybody like this happened to. If Stith's taked,
he would have let that Stethos would have like hijacked
her out of there.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Is his name, STEITHT.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Jason status also a great photo of the two of you.
Oh my god, he's hot. He's hot.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
What did you say when your hand touched his chest?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I said, you've been working out. It feels good. And
then I later on I said, okay, he bent down.
There's a really he played that song when sun set
and I was like, did you come over to propose?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, I had some I have by the way, fake
tea make it. I had to stoping e T I'm like,
no longer, madam. Yeah, I had to take the madam
to put the two mascara on. Yeah, put the two
masscara on, stopping madam.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Let stath is okay, okay, so they go. There's Jed
another helicopter date can.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Also just say yes, my boyfriend also watches The Bet
every season with me.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes, we love him. He has to watch shout out no,
shout it out no. He has to watch every.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Episode three times because I fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, and then you know, so he is watching watch
with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no yeah,
shout out no no. It's also my friend. Yeah yeah,
my friend knows. There's a great podcast that he's on
right now. Very different, don't we'll tell you what the
end maybe not. You know what, Now it gets dark

(26:37):
and knot in a fun dark way. Okay, So here
we are not about not that he didn't do anything.
He was just being a help or a pure hearted man. Okay.
So they get to the helicopter. She snuggled in close.
She feels good with like, she is clear that her
body likes to He's home for her and her being funny.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
She was like as blue as your eyes.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yes, yeah she's ugged in and yes she was funny
and he liked it, and they have.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It feels like more than friends. They feel like a
really cute couple in a relationship. They feel like they
should get married. I can't believe it because he sucked.
He sucked, you know what I mean? You know what
I mean? Okay. So then she's like, I'm worried I'm
gonna self sabotage. Yeah, me too, bitch. Don't talk to

(27:29):
Marcus like that. What like, you know? So they go
to the waterfall. They are kissing like He's like, it's
like he sees me, he understands me. Notes. I can
barely read them. I wrote them. By the way to
get here, I flew from Charleston. This is all like
one day Charleston to Atlanta to Los Angeles, switched planes

(27:53):
to London. It was like a I left Charleston. I
left Charleston at three four am on Saturday, and I
got to London at four pm on Sunday, and I
watched this in the middle of that. So these it's
gonna you don't have to remind me what I want.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You know.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's incredible because I a week before did LA to
JFK missed the flight was supposed to go JFK to Edinburgh.
Did JFK to London, then a train to Edinburgh, then a.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Flight to London, and I met snutes seven minutes apart
in London for Toshume.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Don't fucking miss out to Shume Indian food Shamwam and
I went there over He's a foodie. It was he
It was his favorite He's a real foodie. It was
his favorite food in London. Shout out to Shamman for
taking me to London. We had a great time. I did.
I loved the guy. I loved the guy. Yeah, you
know what, I will always have love for him, you will,

(28:54):
I really will. He made me laugh. Shout out. We
love doctor Shamwall. He was in it for the right.
We loved him. We loved him. We love him. You
will always room from grateful for him. He was good
for me. Thank you, sham wham.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, so we're back. You know what. That's nice. Yeah, okay,
we traveled well together, all right, So here you go.
But we'll see how I do with stay this teen dream. Okay,
he's my junior prom date. Okay, so they go, they're

(29:29):
they're on the beach. She's happy to She was happy
to meet his family. His family was lovely. His mom's
setting up that thing on the lawn like welcome. That
was they were welcoming. I like Jeremy, I like to
supermarket his mom. I didn't like him talking about his
dig size and his mom was welcoming. That was weird.
That was rodo.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Don't mention that you have genitals?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yes, No, your parise yourself as like a Kendall hung
like a like a like a hell out of ski slow.
It's just like a smooth landing, like a pair. Okay,
so here we go. You know what is really sweet
and cute. And I actually believed it because the upshut
looks sometimes trauma can be a gift. We've truly it

(30:16):
can also be your superpower. His authentic feeling, and I
believe him. He's looking forward to what comes after this,
the real world. He's like, this is all well and good.
I actually believe that he doesn't want to move to
la that he would like to stay in Houston, do
his run club. He's like, he's like, it would make
me happy to bring you into the normal things, movies, concerts.

(30:38):
I want to go. I want to go back to work.
He said, no one has ever acknowledged a job, so
that means he has a job. Yes, that is he
has a job. Status has two jobs. He's got two jobs,
and he's looking forward. He wants to like live, he
wants to raise kids. He just wants a life. I
believe him. I like that. I like that he's like

(31:02):
I wanted He's like, you know what, I know. He's like,
for me, I've never had a normal family. That's extraordinary
to me would be to have a normal family on normal.
That was very touching and it felt sincere. It didn't
feel like he was trying to become the Bachelor. It
felt like he loves Jen. Big turnaround for me big turnaround.
My scarf is blocking my tiny microphone and he goes,

(31:26):
this was really cute, and I like that he's not
holding back and it's gonna hurt him because she is
trauma and she's a sebato. Yeah, but he says, I
know I love you, and it makes so much sense
to me something that it's hard for me to accept
a good And then she says, sometimes it's hard for
me to accept a good thing when I see it.
She's already getting the ick. She's shutting down.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, I remember when my ex husband, when we first
started dating, he would say quickly, I want to spend
the rest of my life with you, and that was
like the worst thing you could accepd to me. I
was like okay, And I remember like a friend of mine,
sort of a guide, said to me, for me to
just say to myself for today, for today, he wants
to do that. It doesn't mean I have to say
it back, and I would go, thank you. That makes

(32:11):
me feel so good, just not the response, but like
I couldn't say it would make me shut down. It
was too much at first. And then she says, I
know you're a good thing, and it's scary for me,
but I'm on my way there. I'm trying. You are
worth it, and he's like, look, it's hard not to
hear it back. She's like, it's important. He's like, it's

(32:31):
important to me for me to hear She's like, I'm scared.
I'm scared. She's like, I'm not falling in love with
Devin yet, but I'm hopeful. I don't want him to
watch that back. I know. I don't want him to
see that and see like, I hope, no, I hope
he wins. I would have a heart, I'd be real,
and I have therapy, and I'm older than him, just

(32:54):
by a bit. It would be hard for me to
watch her say I'm in love with Marcus and go
I'm not there yet with Art and that would.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Be hard, really painful.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't know how you get past that, because your
instincts know the truth she wants Marcus, and whether the
editors are fucking or over, that would be hard to watch.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I think you can get past it if it is
the truth that she is hopeful and that she does
get there, she really gets there.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
With him, but she's already at there naturally, but it
feels like it does feel like in a fucked up way.
I heard that. So she goes fast. Yeah, yeah, he
wants to hear it self sabotaging. She's She's like, what
do you mean? He's like, she goes and she was honest.
She said, I kind of want to run away that

(33:44):
it's too good to be true. I have felt that.
I felt that with my ice husband. I felt like
the first year, the whole time, because he would look
he was a nice man. He was a good guy,
you know, like things happened, but he was a good egg.
And I found it very particularly coming from my family.
I had a broken receiver and I still sometimes have

(34:06):
a broken receiver. Sometimes it's hard for me to feel it.
I can shut down, and I know that about myself,
so sometimes I just have to like know that and
kind of allow myself to shut down and like not
say I don't verbalize it, but it's hard. And there's
cameras on. He's like, well, and you're like, y, that's
a lot.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
She's like he's so consistent, he's so reliable, he's so comfortable.
He's like I've been that before. I've often been that.
He's scared to tell her he feels so strongly, and
he goes, look just so you know, I don't love people.
You know. He's like, but I love you, and I
am in love with you, and I am ready for

(34:47):
an engagement, and I am like, I would love to
have you all in I want to meet your family.
And she's like, I'm hopeful to be in love with Devin.
And in the morning after she's giggily I think he
banged her roy and she says he's better than Pete Davidson.
Does he have a huge schwag? Does that mean he's

(35:10):
got a giant weenus? Is he packing a giant dinghas?
I think so he's a big boy. He's big. I
think he's got a giant dingas maybe. And I feel
like she was warning for him.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Do you think the producers were like telling her, like,
hold it back with him, don't like, don't give it
up yet.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I think she was shutting down. Okay, I wish I
could say that. I wish I could say that. I
think there's a fucked up side of her. Why is
min Green flashing in yours isn't flashing? I guess we'll
find out. I think there's a fucked up side of
her that like wants to fix Marcus, like the like,

(35:56):
I have a bad dad. Let me get in a fixing.
This this weird idea of safety because he as a soldier.
I feel safe with him. But he didn't actually have
her back on the fucking skydiving one. No wait, he
was this he was the first skydiving one and he
was like, okay, well see on the ground. Like he
wasn't as bad as sam as sam Adam was like,
I'm gonna push you off.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well like, but like, Marcus wasn't great. But I think
she has this idea because he was a soldier and
he's reserved that he's gonna protect her. And she said
he's better than Pete Davidson in every way, and then
she giggles, that's the end of the day. We're gonna
take a break. Any final thuss Any final thoughts, Well,
let's talk about it now, should I guess we just

(36:41):
talk now? Yeah, No, we'll get to the end of
the end. Any final thoughts on the date with Devin,
she was really shutting down. He was he was she
liked the sex. I felt like she was overwhelmed by
his feeling. I do too, in a big way, in
a big way.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I wanted him stay the core.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I wanted him to shut the shot the fuck up,
Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up. Jessica the
people's princess and so good? Are you having fun on them?
So much fun? Is this so much fun? You'll have
to come on now as a regular back. You've been

(37:22):
to that, you know, the bougie studio. You've been a
little content with me and Brian, with me and my
brother Alur. We love our rangel. Oh my god. Immediately
I loved funny like of course you could tell the JJ.
We were both this she operating system does both of us.

(37:44):
I'm hungry. Are you for food? Dinner? The dinner is
really good at it sucks at one. Don't tell your goal.
I'm not gonna tell. I'm not gonna say that. To
state this and Phoebus, go to Phoebis.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
That's what we do.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Also we go to Phoebus. Okay, when you're in London,
if you have if you have a layover, here's what
we gay at the Sofa Tal Hotel at Terminal five.
Then we go to Dushume. You get a blowout at
the basement itself. Forridges, you go to Dushume next to
Liberty of London. Then you take the train back to
sof Hotel. You live at Terminal five. Then you fly

(38:25):
to make a nose. You go first night one, you
go to Phoebis, go to.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Phoebus every time, every time to make Then night two
we go to ze Get the front row David nine.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Three, now we know, we go to the one eighty bar.
We just go for drinks. Then we go for dinner
elsewhere you don't there. The food sucks, except for the
Beat dep except for the Beat dip. Even the vegetables
were bad.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
It was like we were trying to convince yourself that
the person you're dating is good. You're trying to I
was trying to myself.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
That's a love Matt, Yeah, that I was like, yes, Watermelon,
you were like you I knew. I told you it
was gonna suck.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
It was bad.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
It was as disgusting as like a Carney food without
the fun of.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
But I was warned, like the wreck that came was like,
you're not going for the food, You're going for the view.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're going for this. You go for the view, stay
for the state.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
This.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Go for the view. Stay here for the state. This
Jason's state this. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back. What is your fantasy you Well,
we've had an outfit change. Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Stath Is texted, he sure did.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Guess he's coming to you in the podcast right now.
We've warned him that we were still doing our radio show. Yeah,
there's a language barrier.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Language. You have to see radio show. We said podcast earlier.
He said what and I said radio show.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
He's coming to join.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, there's gonna be a knock at the door.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
There's gonna be a knock. We put our clothes, so
we do I look, you do, I need to do
make up or anything you look great.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
To so you know, obviously being in sweats isn't quite
the thing being dressed out, so I just.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Being the friend. I also got redressed.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Because I can't be the France.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
So it looked like we didn't get out of our clothes.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
And this is just just casually. Still, when when there's
a knock at the door, it stay this special guest,
surprise special guest, by special guest, Bachelor, contested, Bachelor, Bachelor
Red Contest Yest contested.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Number one out of all.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Of the d.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, by the way, I'm not a don't I'm not
a stranger sleeper.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
No, we're just and you can go a nice like
visit on the like it's nice.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay, here we go. Okay, okay, so here we are.
As a reminder, Devon's overshared, Devon's getting thirsty. So now
we are up to Now we are up to Jonathan. Okay,
he's got his short side. Jonathan. Oh my god, what
is Stith's gonna thinkable? And I have to behaved? He demure,

(41:28):
so demure. Okay. So Jonathan Johnson, that's his name, No,
Jonathan Johnson, she kept saying it. That's his real name,
his real name. Yes, and he's not a sweets guy.
He does, okay. He was like, literally they took him

(41:48):
to a donut shop. This is where Jonathan lost me.
He was like, I don't now, look, I don't need
a ton of sweets myself, but you don't want to
say on camera he didn't want to have a fit
of the fucking donut. And they said, I guess to
cheat day, a cheat day, you're fucking fantasy sweets. You
do whatever she wants. That was like, you lost me
at cheat Day. That's no fun. Devin got you ice cream.

(42:12):
That's no fun. That's not fun. Just go with it.
You're at fantasy. If that's your most fun, that's not
it's only down from there. That's not fun. You should
be your most fun. Okay, So then oh god, I can't.
I literally here we go to stay this this is
the real name. So he's like, he goes, this is

(42:33):
actually really good. This is actually this is actually He
keeps saying it's actually really like, yeah, it's a fucking
dont donuts are good. Meanwhile, they go to the waterfall
Waterfall number two, Yeah, and she's feeling pressured. She's trying
to make it calm for him. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
She was like super morning for our Devon, I know,
and relaxed even though she was shutting down. She's shutting
down for Jonathan too.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I know. I kind of zoned out on the Jonathan date.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I like remember it the least well, the whole thing
wasn't natural at all.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, he's like, I want to be open more. They
made out the water that was hot. He's hot, he said,
he said, I look like a shrug compared to you
when they get dressed up. They talked about the family.
He said, you walked in the house and you owned it.
You have confidence. I like a confident woman. She said
she grew up Vietnamese in a white town. I liked this.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I liked it too.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I had a hard time accepting my identity. I hated
who I was, you know. I hated I didn't bring
certain foods to school. And he's like, who you are
is great. You don't have to hide it away. And
she was like she was put He said, if I
was putting your family, I would try to learn Vietnamese
and Vietnamese cooking. I liked that.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I liked that. There was one part though, I felt
like he didn't hear her.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I felt like she was saying this was me in
the past, yes, And he was like, you shouldn't feel
that way. I was like, she doesn't feel that way.
She's talking about how she used to feel.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, she's feeling that's.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Most guys except for Devin. Yeah, they just waited guys
because they just wait to talk. And I feel like
he listens to her yes andwer, and those guys just
wait to talk. Totally we'll find out my state.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
This does the You know, he said it was game?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Oh my god? Can you text him?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
What?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
I texted back?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I said, by accident, I texted it's gonna be long.
I texted are you gay?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
And I fixed it?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Are you game? But I texted, are are you gay? Whatsapped?
Are you gay? Yeah? Yeah, just throwing curveballs given him
on his I look sober. I'm gonna have to hide
my notebook like this way. You can't do that, okay. Meanwhile,

(44:59):
look at this, Look at this?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Why is this one doing anything?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yes, it's got to be closer to us. You got
to put it closer to us. Okay. So then she
then he's like, you know, he grew up white, momt
he's half black. He's like, I'd love to go through
life confident. You're you're also so incredible. We would have
so much fun together. I'm falling for you. I can
see it. So then that she's like, I went to

(45:25):
bed smiling, and I woke up smiling. He's got vibes,
he's got energy. I can't believe I'm running out of
bit like Devin is freaking out because she's his own Yeah,
telling yeah, I thought like she had more fun with Devin.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I did too, and then laughing.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, more laughing, and he's like, you know what, I
don't feel like a number one. I feel like a
one of I know that feeling. Yeah, I know that feeling,
and I don't want to feel like that. Meanwhile, Marcus
and Jesse, Jess was really enjoying the resort. Yeah, he's golfing,
Jesse was. Feelings really come around on it.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I like Jesse, I really like it.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I like Jesse. I didn't think that I would like
to either. He's adorable. He did it.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
They did did a great job putting him in.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
He was the right, putting me right. I mean, obviously
Wells would be number one. I mean obviously it would
have been well but Jesse, Jesse's his sweetheart. Yes, State,
this is gonna be here any second. This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
He played a cool I'll be there in a bit.
He's probably gonna go home after work. He's gonna shower,
He's gonna yeah he should.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
We don't know where he lives on this island.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I could be anywhere anywhere, so he.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Might be getting here any minute or.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Later or later. Later would be better because I can't
handle this, all of all of this is too much
for me. I was asleep in my fucking shroud two
seconds ago. I took a nap. There was pre naps.
I took a nap before the midnight. It's midnight, which
is late for me. I'm not late for me, but
I'm all jet like, I'm all so fucked up me run.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
A theater, but I like to go to bed before
the second show starts. Yes, queen, Okay, sometimes I can
do it what Sometimes I can.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Stay out, Like, look, you've been on Greek Island. But
I'm a firm believer that play is the number one
regulator of trauma. Agree to agree, Agree to agreed? Okay. Tapping,
tap dancing? Oh tapping? I thought you were tapping. I
was like, that was sounds fun. Okay, I do like
tapping too. Meanwhile, Jesse's coming out. He's got a lot

(47:39):
on his heart and mine. She's He's like, I justl
like she's ahead of me with the other guys. Oh,
He's like, oh, Mark, I'm just.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Got hungry too.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I'm hungry. Maybe we can maybe snacks. He got mad
when we asked for anything we did asked her came
a little bit like you, they don't. I'm at work.
It just met. He didn't like that, okay, so then
so then Marcus is worried. He's like, you know, she's

(48:13):
ahead of me. I'm not in love yet, I'm not there.
It's wrong to get down on one knee not knowing why.
He's like, you know, you deserve to be there, but
I'm just I just don't know that I have time
to get there. Is she my person or is it
time to go home? Meanwhile, we see her say I
am in love with Marcus. So that was the end
of Jonathan's date. Was like, you get to go have

(48:35):
an ice cream calling, you get to make out in
a waterfall. Yeah, I felt like it ended better at
the hometowns on that on the bench like the pure
one bench outside, it was a better date. It was
a better date. I have a favorite ass because I
can't move. Will you get me one of my bottles
of water?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Obviously, thank you, I'm so fresh.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
One fresh one we can hide that. Hide down one's disgusting.
Hide that one is disgusting. You've got a nice vocabulary,
and you look cute in your dress. Who's that? Who's that?
Your name? Your hair looks good in your high pony.
We travel well together. We have fun. We walked fat,

(49:22):
We take public transportation. We like the same foods. We're
both bad cooks. We like to eat on day beds.
Have terrible sleep. We have terrible sleep hidane. We sleep
in shifts. We don't care if the other one moves
around in bed. A visit, Yeah, we have a love
of night visit. We talk about fun things and grief

(49:42):
and loss. We will spare state this. We won't ask
who's dyed in his life recently. Hey, tell us about
your recent losses. Oh okay, I.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Was going to say something about Marcus.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
I find I'm having a heart hearing some of the
work on the street about Yeah, I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
We all, we all are. It's hard, you know, it's
hard to physically. He just gets cuter and cuter. No,
but I do too. His sister's a dream. They have
the worst story ever. Look, they come by things, honestly.
But you can't with the ladies and the animals.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You can't with the ladies and the animals.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
With the ladies and the animals, it's the thing you cannot.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
You cannot.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Should we find out to say this is his last
name and introduce them to the people. What do you
get here? But then he'll listen to this.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
He's gonna listen.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
He's gonna ask what this is? Yeah, okay, here we go. Okay,
so okay, that's the end of that date. We're just
gonna keep going. We'll take our break after Marcus, because
then we have because then we take a quick bait.
It's the disease, Sweet.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Time, what is your then die television.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And Rebecca, okay, we just did this quickly. So now
that was like a non date. That was a non
date ate. So then we've already find out before she
even starts. She's telling the audience and Jesse I am
or whoever her producer, I am in love with Marcus.
So then she's in love with Marcus. They have a
special day on a boat. She's excited to be back

(51:24):
in his arms. When they kiss, he gets in his head.
It's hard for him picturing blending life together. But then
when he's with her, he does. Okay. They go snorkeling
with Manates.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
What were they? And they lit up and they're snorkeling
and they're like super hory for each other. Dinner. He goes, red,
is your color is giving? Ferrari? That line lost me
as much as like the animal herding and.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
The It just lost me a second time. It just
made me go offline.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, where is your color?

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It's giving Ferrari? Ferrari?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Like, gross?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Do you want a data Ferrari?

Speaker 6 (52:13):
Gross?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
That's so nineteen eighty two. What are we working with here? Yeah?
And he goes, you're very sexy. And then then she goes,
should we do a toast? She goes, I did miss
you a lot? We create more memories. He's nervous the
last time. Oh yeah, he was all yeah, nice, he

(52:35):
was all butt hurt that the last time he was
last at the rose ceremony. And by the way, because
I knew that he was all butt hurt that he
got the rose last last time. Yeah, And it's like, dude,
you know the name of the game? Yeah, you know
the name of the game. He's a bitch.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
This is the other thing I have a hard time
when there's contestants, Yes on the show.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Contesting, don't complain about the name of the game.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah, you know what the show is.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You know what the show. Unless you don't, then fair enough,
fair enough, but you know what the show? What the
show is? You know what? You know what the show is.
When the parents are like, how's your three other boyfriends?
Then why do you let your son sign up for
the bachelors? You know the deal?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
So uh okay. So then he's like, I saw you
at the road ceremony. I it's got the last one called.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
That was hard for me.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know, I hated that he's lost me. Yeah. I
liked his sister. I feel sorry for him. No, no,
he looks cute with the tandem freckles. I do believe
people can be rehabilitated. I you know, people can come
from things, and like, I believe he's a good person

(53:49):
inside of there, but like he needs some help. Yeah,
we've all needed I needed help. Look, you know what
I mean. Okay, So he goes, uh, it's hard to
recover from being picked less. Well, get over it, dude,
get over it.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Agreed.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
So then he's like, I want to be a good
husband and father. I want to be certain as a
husband and father. There's so much potential right now, but
he has uncertainty, in doubt. He wants to have no doubt.
And then he says to her, I am not in
love with you, Jen right now. I am unsure. You
deserve someone who is sure. It's hard to get to

(54:31):
the point of saying but I am not in love. Yes,
me get it, Yeah, we yet it. You don't have
to say it like that?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Was he like maximum nagging? I don't think he was.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Well, here's what I didn't like. Here's what I did
not like. He's like, she's like, well, there's many layers
to being in love. God bless her. But still like, honey,
you don't sell me toice. You will never me a girl.
You will never be a girl. Okay. So then he's like,

(55:08):
you know, she goes, I wouldn't be lying. Why did
she give this away? I don't know if I didn't
tell you that I am in love with you, I'm
so comfortable with you. And she had quiet tears. She's
afraid of his uncertainty. Why don't fucking give him that?
Why would she do that?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
As I was watching it, I was like, Okay, maybe
she is.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
So she's socially mature.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
She's like, I don't want to leave anything left unsaid.
I'm going to say that thing. There's nothing left to lose.
Now I'm just going to tell him I don't.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Know you do I I'm overwhelmed.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
A boy thing.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Only okay because you're here.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna be chaperone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah. By the way, our driver tonight is such a
dead Dad was so mad. Dad, who's like, get out
of influence. Dad was so mad at us. Dad punch
he was supposed to because of a eight thirty. He
texted in advance. I said eight forty. He's like, okay,
I'll leave here in twenty. It was eight twenty. Yes, great,
we'll see you at eight forty. He gets there at

(56:24):
eight thirty. He's like I'm here, or like, okay, well
we'll be out. In the second trapped in we were traveling.
We couldn't get the bill. I didn't get the bill,
not because I say this, because of his boss perfect.
He's perfect. His boss was jealous and he punished our
table because he was jealous. But he did have his blankets,
which was nice. He gave us blankets.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
They gave us blankets.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I was nice looking at it, looking at the bill
with the Blankets's.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
This friend.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
International? I I I just have different London. I to
grease I'm Charleston. I'm a Southern woman, and I'm part
of the world. I'm a global citizen.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
No longer jet gged.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I don't know what I am. I can't tell. I mean,
I guys have no time mortgage. By the way, we've
had nothing to drink this whole week. We have had
one sip. Well, they keep giving us free all broad
and I can't believe we're not drinking. And then we're like,

(57:40):
they keep giving us shots that we don't drink. So
then she's like, there's many layers to be had left.
I'm so hungry. She's like, so I would love it.
I would be lying, So she starts crying. Bread. We
have the bread. We have the food bag. We were

(58:00):
is to pay for lunch we go, we have. We
bought the breakfast in advance. We bring a feedback to breakfast.
They hate us. We order everything. We order like eight
seven minute extra eggs. We stick on the entire pastry
basket and all the eggs and the jam, and all
the jams and the butter and all the extra walnuts.

(58:21):
We've requested.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Because eight euro for Greek.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Salad today, we requested all that's and fustachio yess are butter.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I'm gonna go back to walnuts, but I prefer pistache,
but these aren't salted, so I'm gonna go back to
the Wali News. So then she goes two fruit plates tomorrow,
two fruit plates.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I forgot to washil.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
We had a bundle of loose hummus. The foil she
was gonna rip it was like a ball foil and lose, lose, Thomas.

(59:17):
It should not be loose, lose, it should not be loose.
And then she was going to rims the tinfoil and
then get extra fruit and then wrap up the fruit
with our wis God forbid? We get a bag somewhere borrel.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You could cut one of the water bottles to the house.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
How are you going to cut it? A nap with one?
With one? Please do please please? We can stack yes, Sam,
since we left from our chunk of bread, our last quarter. Oh,

(01:00:08):
we can put that on top of your car like
we're on a survivor. You're on Survivor. We've also made
an audition tape for the amazing race. Yes, okay, so
here we are.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
We're back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
So then she's crying, She's like, you make me feel
amazing you know, every time I am near you, like,
I just think all the possibilities. And he's like, and
he's like, you deserve love. I'm going to try to
get there. And then and he's like, you know, wonder
it can be found so unexpectedly. So then they pull

(01:00:43):
up the key, the skeleton key, and he's like, this
can be the key and this dick, I didn't like this.
He said this phrase. Yes, getting to spend the night
with you would be hugely beneficial. Fuck ye a romantic
she bummed out in the morning. She looked she looked
like she felt bad. I could see it. She didn't

(01:01:06):
look like she looked like something had been taken. Yeah,
like his freezing, but it would be hugely get benefits.
It was such an achy phrase. Centered, Yeah, I get
to test the goods. Let me test drive the Ferrari.
He's gross, Okay. So then she said once again in

(01:01:27):
their tiny bedroom, they got a shitty bedroom. Oh yeah,
that was a bad got like a like a holiday
in Express. The budget has definitely all gone to the
Golden Bachelor. So then Joan is like, at the fucking
four seasons? She said. That was Sophy Tell Terminal five.
She says the T five.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
We go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's where we go. That's where we go. We go
to j Shoo, we go to terminal five. You come here.
You first night, you go to Phoebis. Every year you
go to Phoebis. Then we go to you go to
Zoom day bed front row, then you go arches front
row one eighty. You don't eat here here, do not
eat here? Yeah, you do not order the fries, the beats.

(01:02:11):
Maybe champagne.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
If you're a big drinker, get a lot of alcohol.
I don't know what you like. Coke zero. This is
one hundred euro minimum per person or two hundred colors.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
This is why we're putting stacks of fruit in the
feedback on minimum per person for dinner, the bel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
We're not paying for breakfast, We're not paying for lunch.
We're paying for the veal. We're paying for the view.
Come for the Come for the tea hole, stay for
the tea ball. You know what I'm saying. The hol
the the old belt. There was an old I took
the oat milks off of the train at that squirted

(01:02:57):
Did you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
There was travel oatmelks?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Now this is like a pearl necklace. I opened up
and the all over my face. It's just everywhere. The
te is a tiinfle hole. I couldn't open it as
soft and a te hol the tea hole, and I
swished everywhere everywhere. It was disgusting. Your pajamas on my
gorgeous pajamas, which are just dirty. I wore them for

(01:03:22):
forty street under my dress, so I look like E
T and Madam, which I again washed in the tub. Here,
I washed them in the tube. I washed them of
the tongue. We've hit them was a little she's not coming.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah, it's okay, that's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That the oat milk said. That's the milk said, okay,
so them. Then she's like, I am in love with Marcus.
And then he says, sex does help me decide? Did

(01:04:06):
she say that she looks sad? Didn't she said sex
helps me? Didn't she say that? Am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
I don't remember?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
I wrote this in such a delirium. Okay, Then she said,
and he goes, this was a good step for us.
She looked bombed. Meanwhile, Devon's alone at the bar, spitting out.
He was so excited, and he's like, he's like, I
need to know do you love me as much as
I love you. He's freaking out. He's like, why can't

(01:04:36):
I feel it? I need to feel? Oh boy, here
we go, Here we go. Here, here we go, special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Here we go, special.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Special guest. Here we go, Here we go. We're still recording, recording.
You're coming in, you're getting apart of the show. Especially,
Oh he's got it back. You have to come in
the show with us. Okay, we're recording from here. I

(01:05:12):
would say the last twenty minutes. Yeah, okay, you come
on in. We'll introduce you. There's no idea whether you
that's okay, here comes stay this this is no exists, no, no,
and it will be like a minute or may I
have like full recording equipment you get in Jessica, So no,

(01:05:34):
wait we have Okay, this is still recording. This is
still recording.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Okay, okay, I say this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I'm sorry, beautiful to say.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
It's late.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Apologies.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Do this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
What tell us a little bit? How long have you
worked at the at the bar, at the How long
have you worked there?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
How long it is my third year in that place?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yes? Nice, doesn't he smell nice? He smells good? Yes, yes,
it's your third you must now you can yes, yes,
before that feels crazy there exactly like I loved the
view from.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Your experience, and you were great. I'm sorry about my english.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
We have a present. Oh my god, this is to me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
You never whenever you go somewhere to bring.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Something, stop, here's the thing you need to know. You
need a very silly lady. I think you guessed that
stop this present.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
We were hungry? Is it edible?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Is kitable? But I don't know if it will be
nice if you're hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
This looks nice.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
You open this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yes, girl, here we are. This is how I read
my podcast. I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I love that American girl. Yes, girl, people are gonna
take me. I don't know what you are talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I can love you because you've come up and you've
come as a gentleman with the gift for me and
my friend. My god, this looks so good. Whoa, this
is so sweet. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
I remember before that you like the chocolates.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Oh my god, it's really okay. That's really nice. Oh
my god, this is the best thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
This is just so so good. Really, yes, enjoy, but
it's not good with your hungry. I mean I knew
that would bring something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
There's like there's something down in here that I don't know.
There's like a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Oh my god, this is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Wow. Wait a minute, what is called Wow? This is
everything I want.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I forgot the name of it, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
It's called Heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's called Heaven. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
What's the craziest thing you've ever seen somebody do to
get a selfie at the view, Like when people go
get the pictures of the view, what's like the wildest
thing you've seen? Because people want the pictures, They're like
they really want to get it. Has anybody ever been
like this is so good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
The most stupid thing that crazy. It wasn't crazy. It
was a guy who brought with him his boxing gloves. Wow,
so he opened the bag put his boxing gloves on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
This is incredible. That's incredible, star exactly. Wow, he with
a date? Is there somebody with him?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah? Yeah, his girlfriend and one friend and his girlfriend
stayed with him. Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You guys never do that to me, stot this. You
would never pull out watching gloves, not at a photoshop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Do you think I'm crazy or something?

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
No, we know who a crazy one is your? Do
you get the let's just look at that. Does a
bachelor get aired in a bachelor? The show the Bachelor?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I think we have engraaged but no, no, no, it's
TV show. Yeah but I no no, if it's the same.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It's probably one guy with like yeah, yeah, but I
never Okay, have you heard of iHeart Radio? Do you
know iHeart Okay, it's like a big network for so
I host a podcast about the American Bachelor and we're
breaking down an episode. So we're almost done. It was

(01:09:57):
a big one. It was like there was a big one.
It was like getting the finale is on Monday, so
this is a big one. We're down to two guys perfect, Yeah, okay,
we'll keep it. Should we put this in the bridge?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
That's exciting. We're recording normally we have a studio, but
I'm on vacation and I didn't check a bag, so
I didn't bring a microphone. But I have these little microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Okay, and what you are telling to people who are watching.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
We go through the episode we watched, so were we
were telling them we're going through and we're like, we
like this guy. We don't like the guy with the
boxing gloves. You know. We're like, she should go for
stop this, not the guy with the boxing gloves.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
So we're down to three guys, okay, and one of
them kind of sucks and she likes him the most.
We can get it a man's prospective. Oh yeah, she
likes the one that doesn't like her. Yeah, what do
you think of that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
I think that I didn't understand exactly how to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Okay, and just with women.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Right now, I have I have the Bachelor in my mind. Yeah, okay, yeah,
one guy inside cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so this is the girl versions
one girl with a lot of guys okay. So they're
all trying to like and they get married at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
So she's down. They're started with thirty okay, and now
there's three guys. We're down to three. We've already watched
like eight ten episodes, okay, so we're almost at the
end of the season. There's one guy that is like,
I love you, I love you, and she's like, and
then there's one guy who's like, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Her name is Jen, okay, where is he?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
She's adorable where is he season Hawaii? Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Okay? And right now all of these people are living
in the same room in the same yea house. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, so they're all at a hotel in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Okay, So you are just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
We're breaking down.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
So she's just like, okay, so you're just talking talking
about is it a problem that we maybe make it
a little bit longer this video right now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
No, no, I need to understand. Okay, great, you can,
you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Yes, we can kind of tell this will I'm sure
it's actually I'll make it in so we're recording here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
I need to understand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
So there's four people right now living in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
The same house, yes, yes, and you talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
It, okay, is but it's not a TV show. Where
is this video? Will go? I mean Instagram on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Where do you know? Podcasts? A podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
And for seven years?

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Okay, So there are maybe lots of people that's doing
the same thing about the same show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Mine is popular, maybe yours is the best.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
One, but obviously just trying to understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean if I wanted I could do the same WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Understand? I have people pay me?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
No no, no, no, no, I'm not saying that I
would be that popular like yours, but I mean, whoever
wants to do it, I can do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yes, anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Perfect. Now I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Now, I'm ready. Okay, now I know the concept.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Perfect, Show me the guys, show me the girl, and
I will tell you who's gonna win. Well, that's a
big spoiler.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Should we stop yours and so pictures?

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Goodbye?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's go. So we're gonna show
you the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Well, I'm gonna give this a spoil. Who's gonna win?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Okay, okay, and you will see Okay, I believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Okay, perfect, Okay, I just need to see if okay, well,
he's three. I need I need to see five minutes
this lady. Okay, Oh she's talking? Oh, probably.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Sure, but I like to be confident.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
You know, where is she?

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Where is she?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
That's her? This is her?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Mm hmm. Where is she from?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
She's from Miami? Okay, she's cute. Yeah, she's a nursing student.
She's cute. Okay, there's three guys. Devin's he's one of
the final three.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Twenty eight years old.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yes he has a job. Yeah, he has a job,
and he actually seems to actually have a job. Then
we have that's there, everybody. We have someone without job, yes, job,
a lot of content creators. Yes, okay, Marcus, Marcus, he

(01:15:18):
was a soldier, he was a soldier, but he's not
he got he got hit by a grenade. But he
has legs. Yes, he has legs. He got hit by
a grenade. But he's okay, he's a he's okay, he's
a soldier. Yeah, he got discharged.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Jonathan johna something happened to him when he's bully.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
We don't know. They don't talk about it. He has everything, Yes,
he has everything. And then this is Jonathan. He's a
he's a creative director. Those are the three guys not
a real job. Who's gonna win one, two or three?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Just with pictures? Yes, okay, oh god, yeah. Unfortunately, I
have a feeling that the first guy without the job
is gonna win with the job.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
The guy with the job without the job, Jonathan creative director.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yeah, I think the first guy. Yeah, this guy, Yeah, unfortunately,
I believe that he's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Okay, yeah, okay, all right, Well let's find out here
we go, here we go. Unfortunately every year, yes, they
always do. Okay, so we're towards the end. The first
guy with the job, he's already said I love you
and she didn't say it back, and he's like, oh,
I feel insecure, but she can't say it back because

(01:16:36):
there's two other guys. So if you say it back
and you pick somebody else and they feel bad, you
know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You get it, you get me, you get it already lost.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
He's already lost. You think so because he said because
he said I love the game.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Why why?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
I mean, I never said the word I love you
to someone, but till tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I'm happy you said it with chocolate. I speak chocolate.
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
But I believe that if I ever said that and
shared something, shared nothing back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yeah, that's how that's how he feels. That's how he feels.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Doesn't matter what he feels, what he's doing. Mothers, Yeah, actions.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
That's right. Wards, Okay, you stop this, thank you. He
gets it, he gets it. Okay. So he's like, I
love you, but he didn't feel it back, and he
didn't feel wanted. He didn't feel wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
You know it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
He was right, This is right. He was right. He's like,
I want to feel like I'm the one, and I
feel like I'm one of He's right, Yeah, he's right.
Because she said she loved the soldier, believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Really, Yeah, we were surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
We were surprised how she read.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
They say that season.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
That's what we thought. We were like, that's a little
fast that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I think you can cut it all these things into
the show and say I love to someone I don't know.
I don't know the fast tracking everything's happening for views.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
But I actually think the guy with the job loves her.
I know, I know. So then he's like, okay, she's like,
I can't keep moving forward. I can't do it. I
cannot propose to her if I don't know. He's freaking out.
He's talking to the host. He's freaking out. But here
we are. Here we are. We're at the mental okay,

(01:18:39):
and we find out, you know what, we should take
a quick break and come back for a break. The
eagle is landed. Okay, okay, here we go mental and

(01:19:02):
uh men, great. We see grand call his mom that
he got to become the bachelor. He's so cute. He's
really cute. He's really cute, and he had his dad's
in rehab. He wants his grandmother to watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
We like him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
He's never he didn't. He wants to be in a family.
There's a good they picked up a bachelor. They often
why what stood out about us? Why did you like that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I really like the postive energy. Nice, and I really
like the way you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
It, you know what I mean? I thought this, that's nice.
This guy I'm rooting for. So she, this young lady
and the guy who's the new bachelor, both of them
had hard families. Their dads weren't around. They're nice people,
and like we're they're good people, and we actually are
rooting for them, Like we're.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Talking about the family of the lady.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, and then yeah, the family of the that's okay.
Like her dad was not nice to her and he
left and he was really mean to her. So she's
picked kind of bad guys, so we want her to
be with a nice her dad was mean to her, yeah,
and but she has a good mom. She loves her mom.
She's got a good brother. She's a nice person. She's
becoming a nurse. We're rooting for her. I think she

(01:20:20):
should pick the guy with the job. I did too,
and I didn't like him, but I didn't like him either.
I seemed like an egg. But he's actually sweet. He
brought her ice cream, much like, yeah, he brought her
ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Oh my god, yoh my god. I think this is
I mean, this is nothing, to be honest, to bring nice,
I mean, this is unfortunately nowadays we believe that this
is something. But this must be the normal thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
You know, less than nothing, exactly, agreed agree to, agree,
agree to agreed to big and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Ice cream or deserve this nothing. I could do this
to someone that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Okay, like two ladies. As long as you've got it
smells so good, that's a nice smelling Yeah, okay, grant, Okay.
So then here we go. So Devin is freaking out.
He's got anxiety. This is the guy with no job,
this okay, because she didn't say.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I love you back, and he feels already lost.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Yeah, but here's a weird move because at first we
were like, don't, don't do it, don't, dear, don't do it.
But he did. He did. He did. Of course he did.
He did, and so he went because he also didn't
have a dad. You gotta watch out. Look. Dads are complicated.
Dads are wild. Dads are wild card.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I believe that he did goes. Maybe he felt that
he was losing, Yes he did. Maybe he said let's
do it all or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Yes, that's right. Yeah, and maybe you got it. It's
your new favorite show, exactly the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I wish it could be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Oh my god, you are you are a part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
You don't know what I mean. Okay, right to be
inside of this house.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Oh you want to be on the badge. Well, but
then you wouldn't be here with me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
That's right. You can be everything.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Yes, you can be an hundred. Yeah, read your audi.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Maybe maybe in the next season. Maybe in the next
season where you will.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Be, you will be, I will be we haven't met.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Oh my god, I'm gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Or people will be so mad, they'll be like he
has so many, so.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Many men thirty okay, ask the next season will be
three hundreds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Yes, make it a little bit. Yeah. Can you imagine yourself?
I know, and I'm like, where's stop? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Say will sare, who are you.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
There's a lot of men. There's gonna be the guy
with the boxing loves obviously, obviously we need the guy
with the boxing. Obviously, they'll keep him on just for sport. Yeah,
liket in there. Don't feel embarrassed. You like that not
to sell Okay. So then we have Devin's freaking out

(01:23:25):
and she didn't say it back. He needs to talk
to Jen and he's like, look, I'm having a hard time.
I need space for my feelings. I should have brought
this up earlier. I felt like a safe option for you.
He's right, he was the safe option. He's right. He's like,
you know what I you know, I watched and I

(01:23:48):
asked I I did everything for you. She moved close
to her. His perspective work. We looked right together.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
We look right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
I'm professional looking.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
That's exactly what I was thinking about.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Was the guy that was the guy that was waiting
on us. He was mad, you guys, Dally come true.
He thinks he's coming over something I was dreaming about.
You in bed. You're doing a podcast. Get in bed. No,

(01:24:36):
they're not. They're gonna love you. They were gonna hate
you for one second earlier, but then you came back
and everything you messed up for one second and then
I'm back one second. They had tell you they were
mad at you when you questioned if my if you
could start a podcast. They hated you then, but now
they like you again. They like you again. I know
my listeners. Maybe they hate you for a second, but

(01:25:01):
then'll be back. I flicked her in. I flicked her in.
They also like Jessica. Jessica's not normally on, She's she's
the people she came on. As she listens to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Traveling with my friend, I'm not I'm not the co host.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
So I'm like, this is a twelve hour difference. I
can't be doing this to La. This is a very easy,
this is very popular. I can't miss the day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
This is a special one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
This is a special one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
So then here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
So then so then he's freaking out. He's like, look
I need I've asked her everything for you. She moved closer.
He goes, I love you. She's speechless. She's speechless, speechless, speechless,
just like this, I'm speechless. No, No, She's like, I'm

(01:25:54):
not as good. I felt like she was bullshitting for
a second when she's like I'm not like you, I'm
not as good at worth my words, and like he's
in love with you and you're not in love with him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Oh, I got to tell him that we got in
trouble today because of one eight.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Oh yeah, we got in trouble from our driver. Our
driver was like so mad, Dad was mad at us
this man because he was like and he like peeled out.
He scolded us for coming out ten minutes late.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Yeah, yeah, again there's Oh, we blamed it on.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
You, guys. We blamed it on you. Yea, not you,
not you. But we told him, we told him in
advance when it was going to be, and he showed
up early. He came early, and then he yelled.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
At us to pick you up from take us up
from okay, and what's happened?

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Then he got mad, He got mad at us, and
he was like passing cars on the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Windy road, like, okay, but the way you've been late because.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
We were trying to get the bill we couldn't pay.
He has to calm down.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
So that's why you said, but not you, not you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
The other gentleman that was jealous of you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
No, he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
You just lost you lost, you lost my listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I didn't mean that, but okay, I'm just trying to
protect all the time. Oh yeah, no, you do it
with the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Okay, it's so high here, I'm so high here. Okay,
So I mean no, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
I didn't mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
No, no, no, yeah, yeah yeah yeah you agree that
you having that?

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Perfect. I can imagine right now the comments. Do you
have comments on your podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
There will be yeah, there, Oh, there will be comments.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Oh, there will be comments.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
It will be on Instagram, on Instagram and on Apple. Okay,
so then like and subscribe. What's wrong people like you?

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
If people like you, you're gonna say, you're gonna see,
let's bet on it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
I think they're like you. I think they're like you.
You can you know what? They just like people who
come to play with us and are nice, you know,
you know, and you've come. You brought us gifts, you
brought my friend again. Yes, you smell nice, took you
were very sweet. You've been a good sport, You've asked questions.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Yeah, you're meeting lots of times people who are not
smelling nice or they are coming to your home with.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Empty America America. Welcome to America, America, America not smelling nice. Not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Yeah, I heard about it before because lots of people,
lots of women, to be honest, o that in America
they're giving nothing, you know what I mean? And they
are really mean that's right. Yeah, I mean I remember
one time. You can cut them on that you have
lots of work to do.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Yes, yes, do you know what my boyfriend you know,
the first gift that he gave me one what knife?

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Wow? Why? Why this is called COVIDR covid started?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
How did he explain that gift.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
That he wanted me to be safe if something when
a shutdown happened, it was during the shutdown. It's been
five years, I'll give you a knife. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
And that's not good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Yes, yeah, it's not romantic. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
I think the problem is starting everything starting from family.
Let's talk something outside off. Yes, okay, everything starts from
family and how you're gonna raise your kids. When kids
have good examples their parents, they can be a good

(01:30:02):
example for someone else. And for example, when we're talking
about relationships or friendships, you have to be how generous
you have to give something? You know what I mean,
and as I was ready to tell you before, I
met two years ago an American woman and we just

(01:30:26):
keeping kept in touch. She came in my home in
Greece to stay for five six days and she had
work to do, so she told me that from eight
until two o'clock it will work, okay. So just when
she started working, I just left the house and bring
her back in fifteen minutes. A coffee. That's nice, that's

(01:30:51):
not even it's okay, I just bring a coffee. And
she started crying. She told me that your ex boyfriend
who was American as well, and they had one year relationship,
and he never brings something to here. No, I mean

(01:31:13):
it was just a coffee. And now just being deserted,
you said it so many times. I mean, yeah, yeah,
I mean maybe in America you have to do some
work there culture kids, but this is not something that
the problem is about men, because it's not good to

(01:31:34):
give say this in English.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
It's not just man. Yeah, it's the whole it's the
whole culture.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
It's a whole culture. Because this this guy that you
say that this guy is bad. The old men are bad.
Now they grew up in a home with a woman
you know what I mean, everybody. I think it's a culture.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
It is a culture thing. Maybe always brought me flower
all the time. Flowers are nice. Everybody. Every woman likes flowers.
Everyone loves flowers. And if you're listening, not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Every woman likes flowers. Everybody loves that's thing that you start.
You're right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you get it? Okay, right, all right,
but that's true. You know, I think in general, friendship
or relationships or love or whatever, it's an it's a verb.
It's not just it's an action that giving each other flowers.
We have given each other flowers. Yeah, yeah, I left

(01:32:38):
you flowers recently, Yeah I did. And I also knew
you needed to be alone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah, I know, flowers to your parents, for example.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Yes, but yeah, oh that's okay, that's okay. That's part
of the thing we bonded over.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
This is something that you guys can do.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. But I would
bring my mom flowers, bring my mom flowers, and my
dad brought my mom flowers.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, you know what, everybody, you got it.
Everyone is on their own path.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Things happen, you know. Okay, so that's sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I have to say sorry because all the time talking
about something different.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
But no, we like that. That's a podcast. That's right.
You're doing a perfect You're doing the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Okay, but we are talking about different things. Okay, I
mean people want to hear about the show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
No, No, that's what this podcast. We go off roaded,
we go up and then we come back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
And I don't know exactly how it works. I'm not
watching TV. I'm not watching anything to be you're working hard, yeah,
and not when I'm not working that hard, even though
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
What do you do for fun? You know?

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
I'm living in a small town increase in the North Side,
next to the second biggest city, as I told you. Yeah,
so I prefer to spend time with my family, friends
and doing things which are far away from computers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Since we're going for a walking mountains.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Yeah nice, we like, we like. Yeah, we jumped in
the city today. We jumped in the city today.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
It was nice. I prefer doing things like that. Going
to the team okay, of course, but doing things which
is you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Know what I mean, living life. That's nice, that's fun.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I'm not talking again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
No, you're doing great? Great? Are you having Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
It's really good?

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Okay, god, okay. So then here we are, so he's
freaking out. She's speechless. I'm not as good as my words.
I don't know how to be. She starts crying. I
felt for her, and I was like, are you faking
it because you don't love him? Or or are you
really jammed up? And then she's like, you know what,
am I doing something wrong? I don't know what to

(01:35:16):
do if you were gone? And then she says, Devin,
I do love you, you big freaking idiot, and then
shot shocker. She said she loved him. Curveball, curveball. Then
they made out. She gave a huge can sure that

(01:35:36):
sees meaning pretty sure? Yeah that's a good question. Yeah,
we never know for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
But it felt genuine.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
It's so genuous. It felt surprising and I liked it,
and the audience went crazy. She was she was playful. Yes, Well,
it's hard to explain. There's not normally an audience. This
is a special episode that was how you share, there's
there was a playback. They were watching the video of it.
It's hard to explain, but they but they but they

(01:36:07):
went crazy because I think we all were rooting for
him more than Marcus. So then she goes so then
it's down, but she's still She called Devin first, then
she called the soul. She called Devin first, which was
really sweet. Yes, you knew he needed that, and that
Marcus would be insecure if you got called second. The

(01:36:29):
hot she cut your boy. He didn't get a rose guy.
We all liked him too, you sure did. We thought
he was cute, We thought he was cut. He gave
me one of my three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Another question, yeahs and that people favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Well, it wasn't at first. The back no job people hated,
but now they like him because he's turned around to
be a nice sky.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
So who is the guy with no job? The guy
that I told that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
And then but they all the women liked the one
that you said was gonna win all the women. The
women all liked him a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Are people bathink about it?

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
I mean just us, not money.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
There might be maybe, okay, there is no something that's
online about it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I know about I don't think so, yeah we have.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
If you don't think so, it's good. I took my
answer Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Great, Yeah, you're good, you're doing great. With all the
women liked him, the one, your guy. All the women liked.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Him, the mont. But he didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
He didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
No, it is I don't know why. But women like
people without job without.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
And then they know they don't know. They don't why
you know they don't. They don't. They really don't. They
do not know, they don't. Yes, yes, Meanwhile, so then
Devin got it, and then Hikeem was there in the audience,

(01:38:12):
he got the spider Man. Spider Man, Jonathan's the first
one to paradise. Hikeem's number two. We didn't watch all
of it. Sam m sucks. Yeah, Sam's Em sucks horrible,
and we're down to So who do you think is
going to win?

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
I think it's gonna be different.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
And I think she's gonna propose. I think that's the twist.
I think because she said she wanted a guy to
take her name, I think she's going to propose.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Like Devin.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
I can't either because I didn't like I did not
like him because he was kind of like the villain
and he was like trying to over the camera and
then he kind of calmed down, and he was like, oh,
this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Had a hard light and he's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Yeah, and he's actually listening. He's actually asking questions and
listening and he's sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
He came in like pumping his chest and then he
ca it got calm because I think he was like,
also not the other guys are all like fit and
like like kind of hand like he's he's not quite
so fit. He's just like more average and I think
made so No the soldiers fit, the soldiers, the guy
with the guy with the job, the first guy Okay,

(01:39:29):
okay was his name Devin?

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Okay, Yeah, okay, I don't think he has.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
We think he's gonna win. Maybe you think she said
she loved him. Yeah, we finished. You've been so great.
It's been so much fun. Thank you. You've been so great.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Thank you so much. And I'm sure sorry about my English,
about my stupid questions, but I didn't know that. I'm
just talking to your listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
So good. I'd like my guests to feel here.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
I felt so good yet it was my dream.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Nikanose. Jessica, do you
want to promote anything before we get to what do
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Lots is happening there all the time, Allegian Theater dot com.
I'm going to do my musical there, Ony tell you.
I want to promote October fifth in New York. I'm

(01:40:37):
doing my show at the Bellhouse. Stuff wanst be there,
My brother will be there, Jerry Traynor will be there, Keys,
I think Maggie Lowton will be there, Jordan Carlos, Seth Herzog.
We're's at the Bellhouse, which is a big theater, so
we gotta sell it. How honey, we might have some

(01:40:59):
golden bag clourettes in the audience. Fun Come to the show,
Come for the show, stay for the glow. So get
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and get the tickets. It's gonna be really fun. It's

(01:41:20):
a Saturday night. I'll be there with Doctor Banana. Yeah.
I love doctor Katie. Katie. I'm sorry about the edit
of this shout up. I love that. Katie also always
mentions I know I love it so much. I know,
so I'm gonna do for her what Anna Katie would
tell you to adopt an animal. That all of the

(01:41:42):
shelters are full right now, particularly in Los Angeles. A
lot of the dogs are getting euthanized. So go even
if you can just foster or foster a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Arden and I have both adopted animals from people that have.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Died in our lives. Yes, and by the way, it's fun.
It's not great. It's a beast best thing of the
worst thing. We have some incredible it's the best thing
that came of the worst day. Truly, your cat is
just as much of a stars.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Oh my god. You like the cats on the island.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
We love.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
We can put them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
We want to pet okay, good, I want to put
them so bad, to pet them so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
They're so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
There's so little broken draw a broken jaw. Yeah, I
wanted to bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Maybe they didn't see here yet because we have a
big thing here. We love cats and stuff. I mean,
see here the cat tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Maybe the cats and Phoeb the cat at Phoebus the
restaurant Phoebe. The cat lives is that Phoebus.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
And you can't close its mouth Okay, I don't know
about this, but I believe that you send that on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Believe Okay, okay, okay. So our final one who So
you think it's between the guy with no job or
the soldier? You think not the guy. You think the
soldier is gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
I'm not going to change my.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Your guy already lost, and now you have to think, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
So why did you let me choose?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
No, it was before. That was before the top of
the episode. So we're taking people through the episode. They
just caught one. We were telling where we were. Some
of our listeners don't watch the show, they just listen. Yeah,
so we just did the reveal.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
We all thought he was so many people that is
inside that right now from men two left.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Now there was three at the start with make because
because there was three, there was three at the top.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Are you kidding me? A few minutes ago?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
But the episode progressed. This is this episode we're talking about.
We started with three, y, we asked you, we weren't
done yet, and then she just caught one. We just
saw I now in the book, in my book, my
gorgeous book, my gorgeous Yes, reader.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Right there, you're not that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I tried so much. I struggling with it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
But so you're not going to read my letters, nobody
can you? You see.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
That hand? Right? So now we're down to Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
We have the women I will choose, maybe the other
guy will win.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
So now you have you have the guy with the
soldier and the guy with a job who said I
love you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Let's go to the guy who said I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Yeah, it's hopeful. That nice. You don't think it's really
going to be that, But I like that exactly. I
know I could tell you are humoring us. Okay, what
do you think because there was such a curveball of
how she took his confrontation.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Ye, it's going to be him. Me too, Yeah, she
put him the number one position.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
I fear the same thing. Yes, I fear that he
may not he might not be able to get past
her saying that she's in love with the other guy
and that she wasn't in love with him. I'm afraid
that he won't be able to get and I would
have a hard time with that. I wouldn't want to
have I wouldn't want to be like, oh I love Jessica.

(01:45:24):
I'm not there for arden. Okay, arden, you're it. She
doesn't love me. I wouldn't like that. Okay, here we go.
Here's our final jobs. Three to three. Now here's the thing.
You get to win three prizes. A glorious sleep crown.
Oh my god, this sleep crowd. Okay, okay, it has

(01:45:45):
ice cream on it has ice cream on it. It's
a pillow and you put it on your face and
your Do you have trouble sleeping?

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
You worked two jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Oh, that's so nice to be able to sleep that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Well, you know when I'm not working that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
You're lucky. I can't. I'm like, god, why you cannot genetics?

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
I'm a night out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I'm like the Yeah you know, okay, so that Jessica
also can't sleep. We sleep in shifts, sleep in shifts,
and you I let you take the pillow one night. Yeah?
Is it a game change? You like to travel? You
like the travel. If you want your own sleep crown,
go to sleep sleepcount dot com, backslash w y a

(01:46:34):
t R. They don't even pay, They just give these out.
This is not even a paid thing. Code Dracula. And
then you also get the book. You also get you
also get the book that Whitney's friend wrote that is
pride and prejudice in the Hamptons, and you get to

(01:46:56):
pick either a T shirt or mugg assigned copy. So
email us at rosepodcast at gmail dot com. You're mailing address.
Here we go, you guys, ready, ready, Okay, you're gonna
pick which joke you like the best. We're gonna narrow
down to two, and then we're gonna say which one
you like the best. Katie, I'm sorry for the editing
of all of this. Okay, here we go. I have

(01:47:18):
seven choices. We're gonna narrow it down to seven.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
Seven.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Number seven this is from
missus right, A girl without a tat Devinport is hard
out to jen without so much as inn a loha
from her. If I were him, I'd have hyke keid
myself out of there. Pretty good. Number two this is right.
I don't know if one week would be enough for
Jonathan to go from counting macros to counting diamond carrots.

(01:47:45):
But then again, time works differently in the bestial world. Okay, okay,
here's one. Julie and Sassina Glass all sort of datecard
for this week should have been one to get laid.
Ellie I about because you're in Hawaii. That's like you're
for a pubby Like. Now, that's a good one. Okay, Okay,

(01:48:07):
this is about the soldier Julia Sassiny Glass. So do
we think Marcus cried during sex? Are after? Because it's
definitely okay, he cries a lot. He cries a lot.
Number four Melissa Jordan and m J Jordan's seven. The
only thing shorter than Devin's patients are Jonathan Shorts. That's
a good one. That's okay, that's okay. We have our

(01:48:29):
top two right now. Number five from our girls, Shiane
Constant shout out, tricksy Firecracker. Maybe he should have told
her he wasn't in love with her. It worked for Marcus.
That's just nagging. That's that's just facts. Play hard to
get like I'm playing right now. Okay, Ready, here we go.

(01:48:54):
Here's the watcher at Telly Tebow. It wouldn't be a
Bachelorette episode without Jen mentioning Pete David and wearing an
array of t bou clockless. That's pretty good, okay. So
I'm gonna say top two for me are shorts and laid. Yeah, okay,
final two email us your Thing, Melissa Jordan and m
J Jordan's seven. The only thing shorter than Devin's patients
are Jonathan Shorts or Julie at Sasina Glass. Alternate datecards

(01:49:18):
for this week should have been want to get laid?
Laid or short shorts?

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Oh God, Okay, can't hear them one more time? Now?
You know in your heart?

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Okay, do you want to get laid or shorts?

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Because I didn't that one?

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Okay, right, I'm gonna have to say because I didn't
understand this one, I gotta go for the pun. With
all due respect, we're gonna go Julian sasag Glass. All
try to datecard for this we should we want to
get laid? You get, you get a pillow, you get,
you get a T shirt? You I don't know why
desert you guys what a day? Well they day now

(01:50:00):
and we asked Dracula for the finale, but it will
be Jerry Traynor, it'll be Doug Benson the Captain and
Maggie Laws and we'll be back for the finale. We've
really been through something. Thank you for being brave enough
for coming to join us. You came in. Just got it.
You brought us snacks, you got in you know, a

(01:50:20):
hotel room. Thanks for coming. Okay, until next time, my
name read bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:50:38):
Oh yeah, We're gonna get all tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:50:44):
It feels so good.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I just got one little question.

Speaker 7 (01:50:49):
Where you read this rule to real world? Who insert
the rolls into your world?

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
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