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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matrix says that when others interview him, they're frantic.
Only Michael DelGiorno can handle Friday with 47.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hail to the chief, baby. Hail to the chief. He's
the one we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. I never go on
vacation without talking to him first. Mr. President, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, good morning to you, pizza boy. I have to
say it's a tremendous morning. Hopefully it's not as crazy
as last week. You were all over the place. We
threatened to bomb you a couple of times last week.
We don't want to do that. And we have a
lot of problems with a lot of other people. So
you're low on the totem pole of people to bomb.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It was a hard-hitting interview, and you hit back hard.
Let's start with, on behalf of all of America, thank
you for lowering the flags to half-staff for the entire
week in the passing of Dolly Parton. Great person, great artist.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, Dolly was a great person. She had a huge heart.
And I did not call her Bobby. You know that?
I didn't do that. We would never do that. She
was a tremendous entertainer, a tremendous person, a big, beautiful heart.
And by the way, Donna was also a fan of Dolly.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, had to be.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We really enjoyed it. But, you know, Dolly Parton did
a fantastic job. And the country and the world, you
think about it, the world is going to miss her.
But she did a fantastic job. And she made music
and did things that everybody loved.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So we miss her.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
We honor her, Dolly. And I did not call her Bobby.
I know you wanted to ask.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I wasn't even going to. No jokes.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I did not call her Bobby.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
People forget when you make threats, you mean it. There
was a time you threatened about changing the name to
the Gulf of America, and it happened. The latest threat
in the Canadian trade wars, changing the name of Lake Ontario.
Have you thought about what you change it to?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, we're thinking about calling it Lake America, right, first
of all. And that's a good one because we had
the Gulf of America. We have the Strait of America.
The Strait of Hormuz is now the Strait of America.
And we may call Lake Ontario Lake America. We may
call it Lake Trump or we may call it the
Great Lake. You know, you have the Great Lakes. We
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may call it the Greatest Lake. Right? There's Lake Superior
and there's Lake Moore Superior. We may call it that too.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Lake Maga.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So we're looking at many, many ways. Lake Maga could
be a good one. Lake Maga.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Call it Bobby.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We might call it Bobby. We could call it Lake Donna.
We could call it Lake Bobby. We could call it
Lake Pizza Boy if we want. You know, we may
name it after you. It'll be the highest rated lake
in the history of lakes when you look at it.
Only on Fridays, though.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Is it true you're thinking about just knocking down the
Kennedy Center if they don't rename it? That can't be true.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We may pave it right over. I asked Chris Christie
if he's ready to go to be our wrecking ball.
He said, sir, I don't like you, sir, but I'd
love to do it and I'd love to eat it.
So he may eat the Kennedy. We may have Chris
Christie eat the Kennedy Center. We'll see what happens. we're
looking very closely at it. You strap him up to
a crane, you can knock down just about anything.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You could.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's a secret weapon, but he's not so secret because
he's got an appetite that likes of which nobody's ever
seen before.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You'd even see the Edmund Fitzgerald orbiting him, just being
there in the lake.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chris Christie is a gas giant. That's what we call them.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You always said that this new prime minister in Canada
has a lot of credibility, is a tough negotiator, a
good businessman. That has led to a bit of a standoff.
I mean, is there any end in sight to this
trade war?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, the new prime minister of Canada, she's a nice
woman and she's a very nice lady. She sits when
she pees. She sits when she pees, just like Queen
Justine Trudeau, remember Queen Justine? You know, every time they
have a female prime minister, you say, sir, it's a sir,
it's not a sir. Carney is a man, right? All
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French people are women. Think about it. And the Canadians
have too much French. So they're going to have a
big problem. You know, there's also a lot of Haitians
in our country who were eating the cats. They were
eating the dogs. Their temporary protected status has expired. And
they're talking about self-deporting to Canada. So you look at that,
you're going to have a Haitian problem and a tariff
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problem unless you get your act together. But they're not
getting their act together. They're going to lose their lake.
They're going to lose a lot. They're going to lose
a lot of money. They're going to lose a great
relationship with your favorite president. They've already lost their manhood.
So they've lost a lot. You look at Canada. They
lost in hockey. We beat them in hockey three times.
We beat them with the women. We beat them with
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the men. And we beat them with the Paralympic team.
We did a very good job with hockey. So we say, oh, Canada,
you stupid people. You better get your act together, right? Oh, Canada,
you stupid people. You better get your act together.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Last week, you threatened me with Operation Economic Outcast. Now Iran.
Canada better be careful, right? You could zap a little
Operation Economic Outcast.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We can cast them out like nobody's ever seen before.
We're going to do it to you if you keep interrupting.
You're doing very good today, by the way. You're doing
very good today. You're on very good behavior. Oh, you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
What about Glenn Beck?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Glenn Beck's in Europe.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Excuse me. Excuse me. I go on with you every week.
I don't do that with Glenn. So he's allowed to
do it a few times, right?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You were chumming up with him, I can tell.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
A lot. And I can tell you this, you know,
you're talking about it. I was about to say that
you're on Trumpy Claus's good list, but now you're on
Trumpy Claus's nasty list because you're doing a nasty job.
But no, we're doing well. Economic outcasts, we're casting Iran out.
They're going to have a hard time importing goats for
a hobby that we're not allowed to talk about. They're
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going to have a hard time doing a lot. They're
going to have a hard time doing a lot. Everybody
who's on my bedside is going to be a part
of economic outcasts. We're going to cast them out, and
they're going to have a horrible time. Not much I
can tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Friday with 47, our weekly visit. I don't want to
get in more trouble again. I mean, I'm barely over
last week. But, you know, I got to ask you,
why did... Didn't we just go from the, I mean,
let's face it, the first 72 hours, the strategic surgical bombing,
taking out the Ayatollah, the scientists, the enriched uranium. Why
didn't we just go to Operation D-Day right after the
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initial bombing? Why all this five months of negotiating? I know.
What a stupid question. What a stupid question.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We're not saying that. I'm not going to say that,
Pizza Boy. Why would you call yourself stupid? That's a
very stupid thing to do. You shouldn't call yourself stupid.
You know, I've never done that. That's a real lie.
I've never looked in the mirror and said, what a
stupid reflection. It's a very interesting thing. I thought it
was coming. Pizza Boy said, that's a stupid question. Why
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would you answer this stupid question? It's not a stupid question.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I wish the fake.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
News would do that to me. I wish the fake
news would do that. I wish Caitlin Collins, Dylan Mulvaney
would ask a question and say, you know what, sir,
that was a stupid question, right? But you look at it,
we wanted to make a deal. We wanted to do
something that was great for everybody. And they didn't want
to do it. They couldn't do it. So we went
to Economic D-Day and Scott Pesette is doing a fantastic job.
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He's a very clever person, a very smart person. He's
a scary person, if you will.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, he really is.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
He's a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He's doing a great job.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He's not happy about it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I would watch him around the cutlery. All right, Friday
with 47. A lot of ranchers are mad at you
getting involved with beef. What's your favorite steak? I'm kind
of a ribeye guy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, we love a big, beautiful ribeye. We love McDonald's
the most. They have the greatest beef in the history
of the world. And the prices are going up. We
said we have to make... We have to make McDonald's
affordable again. But, you know, the cows, there's not enough cows.
You know, the ranchers were like, the cows, we need
the cows. I said, have you tried the cast of
The View? You could have had it. There's plenty of,
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we call them the dickering bovine, right? You look at them,
Joy Vahar, Whoopi Goldberg, and the rest of those crazy, crazy,
stupid people. But you look at beef. The price of
beef is too high. The herd size is too small.
Even if the cows are getting bigger, you look at Whoopi.
Whatever weight Stacey Abrams lost, she found. You know about it.
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You look at Joy Behar, the cast of The View.
You look at all these people. There's plenty of cows
in our country, but we don't want to use them
for beef. We would never want to use them for beef.
But we're making McDonald's affordable again. We're making beef affordable again.
We love a good ribeye. People say it's a bad
thing that I like my steak well done, but I
like it done well. I have to say that we
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don't want it done poorly, that much I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm a medium rare guy. Porterhouse, I don't know what
the price is today. 250. It's been pretty much a
lot of disappointing moments. I was kind of hoping America
would take our 250th birthday, return to our founding fathers,
return to our founding documents, our intent, maybe have a reawakening.
I think of all the events, though, and seeing you
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in the lead car. The, you know, the 250. What
a huge success. Maybe the biggest success of this birthday celebration.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It was a wonderful success. And, you know, we were
thinking about running the whole race, but I would have
won by a landslide. You know, I would have won
by a lot. Marco Rubio was going to do it, too,
but he didn't want to do that. He didn't want
to be in the race because.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
He didn't want to lose. Well, he was going to
be in there and have to sit him on phone books, right,
to see over the wheel.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, he was he did it. He did a tremendous job.
And no, but we were thinking about running, you know,
you saw that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That was a stupid thing for me to say. That
was stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Why would you do that? You're being very nasty to
yourself today. You shouldn't be putting yourself down like that.
You shouldn't be putting yourself down. It's not a healthy
thing to do. I would never do that. I would
never call myself stupid. I would never say something bad
about me.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I don't have your confidence.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But you're doing that. I think you may have a problem.
But I waved the big, beautiful green flag. The greenest
flag in the history of the world. It was so green.
It was the greatest. They said to me, sir, you
waved the flag like nobody's ever waved a flag before.
They said if you were from Canada, it would be
a white flag. But it's from the United States. It's
a green flag. And they went around and around that.
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It was a great, fantastic event. And our country is
very proud that I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think we're going to have any more fight
nights at the White House or at least not by
Dana White. But I do think you could do this
every year. And next year, the name is so easy,
the 251. Or you could call it the Bobby.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We could call it the Bobby. We could call it
the Donna. We could call it the MAGA Grand Prix,
the Greenwich Grand Prix, the Trump Grand Prix. Or we
could call it the Donna, right? Or the Bobby. Like
you said, I think we could call it the Bobby.
I think calling it to Bobby is a tremendous idea.
You know, you call yourself stupid all morning. I think
that's a very smart. I think that is a very
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smart thing to say. I think it's a very smart idea.
And next year, when I name it to Bobby, I'll
be taking all the credit for it. Right. I came
up with it all by myself. What a tremendous thing.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
What a stupid thing to agree with. I don't know.
There you have it, folks. From the 250 to beef.
To Lake Bobby, I think we covered it all. Mr. President,
thank you for your time.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Thank you very much, Peter Boyan. You're not a stupid person.
Be better to yourself, right?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You do a great job. Never wished me happy birthday.
I don't think he'd have forgotten Glenn Beck's birthday, but
he forgot mine. Anybody else notice that? What a stupid
thing to say.