July 1, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the CLO. CLO stands for
Cheap Love Officer, and that is Steve Harvey. Katie and
Camden says, I've kept a big secret from my husband
and his mother found out my secret. She asked if
it was true, and I lied to her. I know
I've got to be honest with my husband soon. But
(00:21):
do I owe my mother in law an explanation or
excuse for lying to her?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Must be quite a secret. I kept waiting to hear it,
but now I want to do it. I say, ride
it out. You lied to your mother in law, which
is allowable. It ain't her business. She was dipping. I
don't know how your mother in law heard it, and
your husband ain't. Yes, lets me know that your mother
(00:49):
in law don't really care for.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You, Nosie Rosie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, she has been researching dirt on you, trying to
find out something, so you lied about it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's a big secret. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Off the top of your head. What do you think though?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a man somewhere, something she did with the man
used to date.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Can't hide a baby, unless can't hide a baby, that's horrible.
If you've hit, if you're hiding a child. That's a
deal breaker. That's gonna be something hurtful. The man's ego
is gonna be in the way if it's a man. Now, look,
if you bought something and your mother in law found
(01:36):
out about it, then you bought something. I'd brother go
on in there and tell your husband that before he
find out. Remember the golden rule that Marjorie has taught
to me. It is better to ask for forgiveness than
to ask for permission. Every time she buys something and
I questioned it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's what I'm sorry. I'm sorry what I'm gonna do. No,
I don't forgive you. I hate your fever. I think
that's my option, right, No.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Do we ever go back to the stove? Do it
ever go back to the step?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh no, no, dog Junior, you getting a relationships forget
trying to get them to take stuff back.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't do that, all right, it's your time babies.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Moving on to Corey in Texas, Corey writes, I'm going
through a divorce and my husband wants to take away
the two labradoodles he gave me for our anniversary. I
took care of the dogs twenty four to seven by myself.
But now he wants to be evil? How can I
stop him from taking my furry soul mates? And she
calls you judged, Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, all you gotta do is want something that matter
with him, because trust me, he'll give about the dog.
Not no two labberdoodles. I don't even know what they are.
They sound like some two little nuting dogs, laboratories or whatever, latherdoodle,
cocker doodle, you know whatever, the same thing. Don't give
(03:08):
it about them dogs, man, I'm trying to hold on
some of these assets. I'm trying to hold onto his house,
and Kate, that's what I'll be trying to hold on too.
I don't give it. Come get these dogs. You can
come get the crackers. Whatever cocka doole do is. I
don't know what they are, but them dogs, now, the
(03:29):
way you do that is, oh, it's on. It's a
cocker spaniel mixed with a poodle. It's what I've learned.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Who kills the lady?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
All you got to do is take something back that
he wants dearly.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
All else you've already cleaned him out.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
See now remember this, now, if you've cleaned his clock
with the assets and the money. He gonna try to
hurt you with them dogs. All you got to do,
all you got to do is say I don't want
them dogs. I ain't finna take care of them dogs, Steve.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
These are her furry soul mates. They're more than dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, listen to that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Now for the pet lawyer's out there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know that's a part of the family. Those are
her Murray babies.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, you know if you take them dogs is your
soul mats.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You're not gonna see them in heaven. Just try up.
They got their own They got their own little heaven.
It ain't the one us. So you have to worry
about that. They don't produce any income. So this is
about well, you know, once I know you don't finasy
(04:48):
call them, I just start to not kill too much, eliminating.
You know, you ain't my kid, so you know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But your solution is for her to take something of
his unless she's taken everything.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, if you've taken everything, that's why you want them dogs.
You've hurt him, So don't play the one side of
the story. This divorce got a little ugly. You took
some stuff from him, like his car, you know his
little you know his little pad that he had, little
he had a couple of things you done took from him.
So now he finn't take the dogs. That's what divorce is.
Divorce is losing stuff. You're talking to the wrong person.
(05:20):
I lost everything.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
About the dogs. I wish, I wish it was down
to some dogs with me.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think he wants the divorce, all right, Sylvia
and Washington says my husband's boss. My husband's boss had surgery,
so I sent her big bouquet of flowers from us.
She sent a group text to thank us. My husband replied,
anything for my girl. Then his phone rang and I
overheard him say he didn't know. He replied to the group,
(05:51):
was it supposed to be a private text to her?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
He denied, Hell, yeah, I didn't done that before.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I didn't depend on the group.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, a long time ago, when I didn't know group
text was yeah, I typed the message to the dude
that sent it to me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I didn't know it went to the whole group. He
did that, He's stupid. Anything from my girl?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then they had a private come Hell yeah, but then
but when you bust him, all he gonna say, is
I just said anything for my girl. I'm trying to
cheer up. That's what you're tripping fa you know you
was on the text.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I said it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
If you don't want me to say that, no more,
I won't like what you're tripping for. Man, I would
want somebody to care about.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You that same way.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we got one last one Steve Bianca and
Montgomery says, I've been a long distance relationship for a year,
and I go visit my boyfriend a lot more than
he visits me. This past weekend, he called to cancel
his trip to see me, and he told me that
he needs some space. The night before, he was very
excited about coming. What happened to change of mind?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, he needs some space because that other girl, that
other girl talking about where you keep going all these weekends.
I want to do something on the weekend instead of
the week How come we ain't ever together.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
On the week True, he tells you he needs some space.
Don't no, man need no space? How you need space
from sex?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show
It is time to ask the CLO. CLO stands for
Cheap Love Officer, and that is Steve Harvey. Katie and
Camden says, I've kept a big secret from my husband
and his mother found out my secret. She asked if
it was true, and I lied to her. I know
I've got to be honest with my husband soon. But
(00:21):
do I owe my mother in law an explanation or
excuse for lying to her?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Must be quite a secret. I kept waiting to hear it,
but now I want to do it. I say, ride
it out. You lied to your mother in law, which
is allowable. It ain't her business. She was dipping. I
don't know how your mother in law heard it, and
your husband ain't. Yes, lets me know that your mother
(00:49):
in law don't really care for.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You, Nosie Rosie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, she has been researching dirt on you, trying to
find out something, so you lied about it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's a big secret. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Off the top of your head. What do you think though?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a man somewhere, something she did with the man
used to date.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Can't hide a baby, unless can't hide a baby, that's horrible.
If you've hit, if you're hiding a child. That's a
deal breaker. That's gonna be something hurtful. The man's ego
is gonna be in the way if it's a man. Now, look,
if you bought something and your mother in law found
(01:36):
out about it, then you bought something. I'd brother go
on in there and tell your husband that before he
find out. Remember the golden rule that Marjorie has taught
to me. It is better to ask for forgiveness than
to ask for permission. Every time she buys something and
I questioned it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's what I'm sorry. I'm sorry what I'm gonna do. No,
I don't forgive you. I hate your fever. I think
that's my option, right, No.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Do we ever go back to the stove? Do it
ever go back to the step?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh no, no, dog Junior, you getting a relationships forget
trying to get them to take stuff back.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't do that, all right, it's your time babies.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Moving on to Corey in Texas, Corey writes, I'm going
through a divorce and my husband wants to take away
the two labradoodles he gave me for our anniversary. I
took care of the dogs twenty four to seven by myself.
But now he wants to be evil? How can I
stop him from taking my furry soul mates? And she
calls you judged, Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, all you gotta do is want something that matter
with him, because trust me, he'll give about the dog.
Not no two labberdoodles. I don't even know what they are.
They sound like some two little nuting dogs, laboratories or whatever, latherdoodle,
cocker doodle, you know whatever, the same thing. Don't give
(03:08):
it about them dogs, man, I'm trying to hold on
some of these assets. I'm trying to hold onto his house,
and Kate, that's what I'll be trying to hold on too.
I don't give it. Come get these dogs. You can
come get the crackers. Whatever cocka doole do is. I
don't know what they are, but them dogs, now, the
(03:29):
way you do that is, oh, it's on. It's a
cocker spaniel mixed with a poodle. It's what I've learned.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Who kills the lady?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
All you got to do is take something back that
he wants dearly.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
All else you've already cleaned him out.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
See now remember this, now, if you've cleaned his clock
with the assets and the money. He gonna try to
hurt you with them dogs. All you got to do,
all you got to do is say I don't want
them dogs. I ain't finna take care of them dogs, Steve.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
These are her furry soul mates. They're more than dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, listen to that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Now for the pet lawyer's out there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know that's a part of the family. Those are
her Murray babies.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, you know if you take them dogs is your
soul mats.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You're not gonna see them in heaven. Just try up.
They got their own They got their own little heaven.
It ain't the one us. So you have to worry
about that. They don't produce any income. So this is
about well, you know, once I know you don't finasy
(04:48):
call them, I just start to not kill too much, eliminating.
You know, you ain't my kid, so you know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But your solution is for her to take something of
his unless she's taken everything.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, if you've taken everything, that's why you want them dogs.
You've hurt him, So don't play the one side of
the story. This divorce got a little ugly. You took
some stuff from him, like his car, you know his
little you know his little pad that he had, little
he had a couple of things you done took from him.
So now he finn't take the dogs. That's what divorce is.
Divorce is losing stuff. You're talking to the wrong person.
(05:20):
I lost everything.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
About the dogs. I wish, I wish it was down
to some dogs with me.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think he wants the divorce, all right, Sylvia
and Washington says my husband's boss. My husband's boss had surgery,
so I sent her big bouquet of flowers from us.
She sent a group text to thank us. My husband replied,
anything for my girl. Then his phone rang and I
overheard him say he didn't know. He replied to the group,
(05:51):
was it supposed to be a private text to her?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
He denied, Hell, yeah, I didn't done that before.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I didn't depend on the group.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, a long time ago, when I didn't know group
text was yeah, I typed the message to the dude
that sent it to me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I didn't know it went to the whole group. He
did that, He's stupid. Anything from my girl?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then they had a private come Hell yeah, but then
but when you bust him, all he gonna say, is
I just said anything for my girl. I'm trying to
cheer up. That's what you're tripping fa you know you
was on the text.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I said it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
If you don't want me to say that, no more,
I won't like what you're tripping for. Man, I would
want somebody to care about.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You that same way.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we got one last one Steve Bianca and
Montgomery says, I've been a long distance relationship for a year,
and I go visit my boyfriend a lot more than
he visits me. This past weekend, he called to cancel
his trip to see me, and he told me that
he needs some space. The night before, he was very
excited about coming. What happened to change of mind?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, he needs some space because that other girl, that
other girl talking about where you keep going all these weekends.
I want to do something on the weekend instead of
the week How come we ain't ever together.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
On the week True, he tells you he needs some space.
Don't no, man need no space? How you need space
from sex?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
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