July 2, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the clo Okay, Jenna and
Lake Charles writes, last month, I got laid off, but
I kept my company cards. I want to fill up
my pantry and get some toiletries on the card. What's
the worst that can happen?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Should I use it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I used your card?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I fill up my pantry, I fill up my tank,
I fill up my closet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Or lay me off? I tell you what. Let me
tell you something. When she says she got laid off,
chances are you ain't coming back.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Very few people getting laid off and bought back based
on that stat Right there, I'm filling up the pantry,
the gas tape, the closet, the living room. I'm filling
up everything. Technically, you're still an employee. Right technically, technically,
and these are things I now that you've laid me
(00:56):
off and set me around this house. I have now
discovered a lot of things I need that I think
the company's responsible, so I could.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Better do my job.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I need a bigger TV so I can be better
informed of the new so when I come back to work,
I'll be more informed.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
As an employee.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I've definitely got to take care of my nutrition. So
therefore I have hired me a chef and I got
a meal plan sent in from Sunfair. Also, I've decided
that I've got to get in better physical shape so
we can avoid the next layoffs. So I am a
brand new gym membership and trainer. And yes, stink case,
(01:38):
now I'm in therapist. Since you laid me off, it
has messed my mental up, and so now I have
a therapist.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, all right, so I.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Can cope with this, this suddenness of my unemployment nearly.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you got that. Jenny. Moving
on to me shut in Chicago, Misha says, my brother
and my sister in law have split up, and she
asked to stay with me for the weekend. I let
her come to my house, and she is a wreck.
Should I tell her he's a whore and to leave him,
or keep lying to her and saying it will get
(02:16):
better soon.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, the key is to get her back out of
the house. What you got, Yeah, you know, No, I
don't worry about it. She already hurt. She's a wreck. Yeah, yeah,
your brother is a.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Whore, she said, Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, your brother is a whore. And the horrors have
been over here sleeping in the bed. You will, so no,
I just want to mentally put that in your head.
So you probably don't want to sleep in that bed,
and they do. And my brother watched TV on this couch.
You probably don't want that, none of that on you either,
So you know, get her out your house?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, yeah, by betraying her brother.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, we didn't know her brother was a whore. That's
who she told us.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, all right, so get her out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, I'd be offended if you called me a whole.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We're shutting it up, and I'll understand mobile.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You don't want the dictionary term, okay, no, the technical term.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Here we go start with no w.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Moving on to Dominica and New Mexico. Dominica says, I
was getting a pedicure the other day and my nail
tech told me that my husband was in there last week.
He didn't mention that he got a pedicure, and he
usually just gets his nails done. Is it customary for
men to keep their feet done? What?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'll get them all the time, customer.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, but hey, now he got somebody he got that's
seeing these speech.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Now you know that's that's what it's for. I don't
get on the day I gonna see that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Summer touch you sandles and stuff there. Please, I can't
have my feet hanging all or nails all over the
front of the I had that, you know, No you
need it now. He getting peticids. But you know, dang
for you though, that's what and anyone used to didn't
(04:28):
tell you he was going down there.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So I don't know what Pito is up to, Dominico,
but you need to check.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Into So she's really asking me wrong question. Is it
customary for men to keep their feet done?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It is customary for a lot of men to keep
their feet down, My wife, you told me you ain't
coming in here with.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All that your heels.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Slicing up my legs.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right and the linen. Yeah, you gotta get your feet done.
It's just part of grooming, all right. Last one, Steve,
This is from a Glow and Charlotte glow Wrights. I
am a fifty year old single woman and I'm dating
a man I met online. Fifty eight fifty eight year
old single woman and I'm dating a man I met online.
(05:15):
We're meeting up at the hotel this weekend to be
together for the first time. I have not had sex
in four years, so I don't even know if I
remember how to Should I be honest with him?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Girl, the whole lot? You're wrong, first of all to
listen to me. How is the first time you meeting
up with him to have sex?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Y'all? Don't want to meet up with him and see
how tall he is.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You don't want to meet up with him and see
if he been showing you a headshot and he ain't
really three seventy below the neck. You don't want to
do none of that. You don't want to see if
you really like him in person. You just fit to
meet up and have sex, and you fifty eight years
old talking about you don't forgot how to do it.
This is a bicycle, girl, That's what this is sex
is about.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Comes right back to you. And I don't know how
it ain't It ain't nothing to remember.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But see what did he say to get her at
the because it's been four years?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that it's been four years and you fifty eight
and don't nobody else won't you?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh wow, okay, wait a minute, did he just say
and he is say that to her?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's where her head is.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm fifty eight, I ain't had nobody in this in
a while, and who else gonna want me? And I
think I'm lucky that I found this man. I'm finished
sleep with him.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Friday Declaration speaking.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know, lady, you done just took all caution to
the wind.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
And you know what, I just stopped telling women about
the ninety day ruling, all this.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Hell because they not listening.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Because what's happening today, it's it's not they ain't nobody listening.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hey, nobody listen.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Gonna do what you want to do, so longer four years,
they ain't gonna last long.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
This this, this just sounds crazy to me. So she
wants to know should she be honest with him and
tell him that that she may have forgot what it's
been for years?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Need he gonna say that's all right? Yes, I'm gonna
tell you right now, girl, don't left that father. You Look,
I'm gonna tall he Look, I'm gonna take my time.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I tell you it's been four year for me too.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Everything we've been to find our way through this together.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Let's see Hollo the first time cannot at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like you said, at the hotel, just four years. Sit
your old down, so lady.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, all right, we're moving on. Thank you, Celo. You're listening,
Hardy Morning Show
It is time to ask the clo Okay, Jenna and
Lake Charles writes, last month, I got laid off, but
I kept my company cards. I want to fill up
my pantry and get some toiletries on the card. What's
the worst that can happen?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Should I use it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I used your card?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I fill up my pantry, I fill up my tank,
I fill up my closet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Or lay me off? I tell you what. Let me
tell you something. When she says she got laid off,
chances are you ain't coming back.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Very few people getting laid off and bought back based
on that stat Right there, I'm filling up the pantry,
the gas tape, the closet, the living room. I'm filling
up everything. Technically, you're still an employee. Right technically, technically,
and these are things I now that you've laid me
(00:56):
off and set me around this house. I have now
discovered a lot of things I need that I think
the company's responsible, so I could.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Better do my job.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I need a bigger TV so I can be better
informed of the new so when I come back to work,
I'll be more informed.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
As an employee.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I've definitely got to take care of my nutrition. So
therefore I have hired me a chef and I got
a meal plan sent in from Sunfair. Also, I've decided
that I've got to get in better physical shape so
we can avoid the next layoffs. So I am a
brand new gym membership and trainer. And yes, stink case,
(01:38):
now I'm in therapist. Since you laid me off, it
has messed my mental up, and so now I have
a therapist.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, all right, so I.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Can cope with this, this suddenness of my unemployment nearly.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you got that. Jenny. Moving
on to me shut in Chicago, Misha says, my brother
and my sister in law have split up, and she
asked to stay with me for the weekend. I let
her come to my house, and she is a wreck.
Should I tell her he's a whore and to leave him,
or keep lying to her and saying it will get
(02:16):
better soon.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, the key is to get her back out of
the house. What you got, Yeah, you know, No, I
don't worry about it. She already hurt. She's a wreck. Yeah, yeah,
your brother is a.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Whore, she said, Yeah, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, your brother is a whore. And the horrors have
been over here sleeping in the bed. You will, so no,
I just want to mentally put that in your head.
So you probably don't want to sleep in that bed,
and they do. And my brother watched TV on this couch.
You probably don't want that, none of that on you either,
So you know, get her out your house?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, yeah, by betraying her brother.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, we didn't know her brother was a whore. That's
who she told us.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, all right, so get her out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, I'd be offended if you called me a whole.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
We're shutting it up, and I'll understand mobile.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You don't want the dictionary term, okay, no, the technical term.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Here we go start with no w.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Moving on to Dominica and New Mexico. Dominica says, I
was getting a pedicure the other day and my nail
tech told me that my husband was in there last week.
He didn't mention that he got a pedicure, and he
usually just gets his nails done. Is it customary for
men to keep their feet done? What?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'll get them all the time, customer.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, but hey, now he got somebody he got that's
seeing these speech.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Now you know that's that's what it's for. I don't
get on the day I gonna see that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Summer touch you sandles and stuff there. Please, I can't
have my feet hanging all or nails all over the
front of the I had that, you know, No you
need it now. He getting peticids. But you know, dang
for you though, that's what and anyone used to didn't
(04:28):
tell you he was going down there.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So I don't know what Pito is up to, Dominico,
but you need to check.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Into So she's really asking me wrong question. Is it
customary for men to keep their feet done?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It is customary for a lot of men to keep
their feet down, My wife, you told me you ain't
coming in here with.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All that your heels.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Slicing up my legs.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right and the linen. Yeah, you gotta get your feet done.
It's just part of grooming, all right. Last one, Steve,
This is from a Glow and Charlotte glow Wrights. I
am a fifty year old single woman and I'm dating
a man I met online. Fifty eight fifty eight year
old single woman and I'm dating a man I met online.
(05:15):
We're meeting up at the hotel this weekend to be
together for the first time. I have not had sex
in four years, so I don't even know if I
remember how to Should I be honest with him?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Girl, the whole lot? You're wrong, first of all to
listen to me. How is the first time you meeting
up with him to have sex?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Y'all? Don't want to meet up with him and see
how tall he is.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You don't want to meet up with him and see
if he been showing you a headshot and he ain't
really three seventy below the neck. You don't want to
do none of that. You don't want to see if
you really like him in person. You just fit to
meet up and have sex, and you fifty eight years
old talking about you don't forgot how to do it.
This is a bicycle, girl, That's what this is sex
is about.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Comes right back to you. And I don't know how
it ain't It ain't nothing to remember.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
But see what did he say to get her at
the because it's been four years?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that it's been four years and you fifty eight
and don't nobody else won't you?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh wow, okay, wait a minute, did he just say
and he is say that to her?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's where her head is.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm fifty eight, I ain't had nobody in this in
a while, and who else gonna want me? And I
think I'm lucky that I found this man. I'm finished
sleep with him.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Friday Declaration speaking.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You know, lady, you done just took all caution to
the wind.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
And you know what, I just stopped telling women about
the ninety day ruling, all this.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Hell because they not listening.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Because what's happening today, it's it's not they ain't nobody listening.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hey, nobody listen.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Gonna do what you want to do, so longer four years,
they ain't gonna last long.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
This this, this just sounds crazy to me. So she
wants to know should she be honest with him and
tell him that that she may have forgot what it's
been for years?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Need he gonna say that's all right? Yes, I'm gonna
tell you right now, girl, don't left that father. You Look,
I'm gonna tall he Look, I'm gonna take my time.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I tell you it's been four year for me too.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Everything we've been to find our way through this together.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Let's see Hollo the first time cannot at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like you said, at the hotel, just four years. Sit
your old down, so lady.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, all right, we're moving on. Thank you, Celo. You're listening,
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