November 10, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask the COLO, our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Omari and Hoboken. Omari writes,
I met a woman at her homeowners meeting and she
asked me out. But she's out of my league and
off limits because she lives close to me. It's probably
not a good idea, but I want to see what's up.
Is that a terrible idea or should I go for it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, I'm assuming he's married. Yeah, that's what I'm assuming.
He didn't say it ain't a lot of single dudes
live nowhere where they got a homeowners' association. Ain't a
lot of single dudes going to homeowners' association meetings. It
just ain't a lot of dudes. Now women, yes, dudes. No,
(00:47):
So your articular marriage self down there. You didn't want
to put that in a letter, and you say the
problem is she stays too close, which means it's going
to be hard for you to go on with it
without your wife's seeing you. Dog, this has disaster written
all over it. This got disaster written all over it. Now,
(01:11):
Uncle Steve gonna advise you to ignore this, get this
out your mind and go home. That's my advice to you,
good advice, but because you in your thirties, going over
there and see what's happening.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, so you can learn this lesson the hard way,
because see, sometimes you just can't tell people. U. I'm
told him what he needed to do. Yeah, I strongly
advise you, brother, let this go and go on home.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But you're thirty something. You wrote a letter.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's on your mind so heavy, and you ain't got
nobody to even run this by. You might even be
in your forties, but see, you ain't had nobody hit
on you in a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Because she asked that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, and you're thirsty, thirsty.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She's thirsty because she him out.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Really he's thirsty. Oh he's thirsty.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, Yeah, all right, Moving on to Celestin Tacoma Celestrites.
I got married when I was nineteen and it didn't
last but one year. I got married again when I
was twenty five, and that lasted five years. I'm only
thirty two and on my third marriage. Any advice for me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, it's probably gonna last seven years.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And you care about advice, that's a predictaous.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm just basing on the ratio you've been biting it.
I've got seven on this one. I got five on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is she picking wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Not necessarily? Yeah, yeah, you've picked wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, the first time you shouldn't have been nobody's wife.
This nineteen is just you know, you don't even know
you right. The next time you was twenty five, you
still ain't really got you all the way together. So
this is the first time you could be you could
know who you are.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This could last though, at thirty two.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, put the work in, put it in, put
the work in.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Maybe marriage counseling, Yeah, all right. Going on to Thurman
in Montgomery, Thurman writes, my daughter in law told my
wife that I make her uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But if she comes around me in her tight dress
dressed with parts of her fat belly out, I'm going
to look at her. Trust me. It's not in a
lustful way. Should I bust her bubble or not?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He says, trust me, it's not in a lustful way. Bruh, bruh, bruh.
Br Come on, man, wait, you you so far out
of line in this letter. Yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If she walk in front of me with right there, bro,
what you're talking about Bruh, you so.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Far out of line with this with her.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And trust me, is not in a lustful way. Okay, Well,
what you're staring at her?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Fault? What way is it? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Is it is he disgusted because her belly brought that?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I mean, but you make her uncomfortable and she just
said that to your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Broh, Jesus sitting there just bruh, you got it, Bruh.
You gotta do something completely Differentulut. This is on you.
This is on you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How she walking around in front of you and all
this here, bro this on you, brother, you finish? Okay,
all right, let me tell you what's getting ready to
happen or whoever this woman is you married to? You
finna lose her unless you change your this all bruh.
You gotta take accountability for this one here.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, he doesn't seem to get that, my bad.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You sitting up in here talking about if you come
in front of me dressed like this and you got
your stomach out, I'm I'm looking at her.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Trust me, it ain't in a lustful way. Brow What
way is it?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hey man, let me just say this right here. It's
some real, real mixed up people out there who are
on the verge of stupid, who really have convinced themselves
that they okay. But when you write this, let write
a letter into somebody who's not connected to it and
can hear it for what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm telling you, brouh, you're not okay.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You're out of line on this one and this one
don't sound right, and right now it sounds like you
make the girl uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well that's what she said. Yeah, and then he's gonna
ask you to bust her bubble or not what?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And so she told the wife his wife.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
He didn't tell her husband because his daughter in law,
so obviously her husband is his son. Yeah, so she
didn't tell her husband, right, she told her mother in law.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
What I'm not understanding, So.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, this is his daughter in law, so she's married
to his son. Right, And the daughter in law told
her mother in law his wife, her husband makes me.
Your husband, my father in law makes me uncomfortable when
I come around.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
This is his son's wife.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, dog, you way out of line. Oh you way
out of line. Oh dog, you even further. This is
your boy's wife.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, your son his son.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So she couldn't grown.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, he said, my daughter in law. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But see, but I don't know why I heard step daughter.
I don't know why I was thinking the daughter of
the woman he's married to. This is the daughter that's
married to his son.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He said, she'd have told the.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Father a dog, you dog. I don't know how you
looking at this woman, but you had a line.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Partner, all he said, not in a lustful way.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay, why she uncomfortable? Dad?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He said, she has tight dresses with parts of her
fat belly out, and she told his wife her mother
in law, and the mother in law told her husband.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Probably stop looking at her like that. Bro, that's so crazy. Yeah.
I can't even tell you how crazy that is.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and then he says, not in a lustful way.
Should I bust her bubble or not? Sit down?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
There's no way to bust her bubble for what is
your son's wife?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If your son ain't got no problem with how she dressing,
why you got a problem?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, all right, thank you, Clo. You're listening hard Morning
Show
It is time to ask the COLO, our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Omari and Hoboken. Omari writes,
I met a woman at her homeowners meeting and she
asked me out. But she's out of my league and
off limits because she lives close to me. It's probably
not a good idea, but I want to see what's up.
Is that a terrible idea or should I go for it?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, I'm assuming he's married. Yeah, that's what I'm assuming.
He didn't say it ain't a lot of single dudes
live nowhere where they got a homeowners' association. Ain't a
lot of single dudes going to homeowners' association meetings. It
just ain't a lot of dudes. Now women, yes, dudes. No,
(00:47):
So your articular marriage self down there. You didn't want
to put that in a letter, and you say the
problem is she stays too close, which means it's going
to be hard for you to go on with it
without your wife's seeing you. Dog, this has disaster written
all over it. This got disaster written all over it. Now,
(01:11):
Uncle Steve gonna advise you to ignore this, get this
out your mind and go home. That's my advice to you,
good advice, but because you in your thirties, going over
there and see what's happening.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, so you can learn this lesson the hard way,
because see, sometimes you just can't tell people. U. I'm
told him what he needed to do. Yeah, I strongly
advise you, brother, let this go and go on home.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But you're thirty something. You wrote a letter.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's on your mind so heavy, and you ain't got
nobody to even run this by. You might even be
in your forties, but see, you ain't had nobody hit
on you in a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Because she asked that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, and you're thirsty, thirsty.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She's thirsty because she him out.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Really he's thirsty. Oh he's thirsty.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, Yeah, all right, Moving on to Celestin Tacoma Celestrites.
I got married when I was nineteen and it didn't
last but one year. I got married again when I
was twenty five, and that lasted five years. I'm only
thirty two and on my third marriage. Any advice for me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, it's probably gonna last seven years.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And you care about advice, that's a predictaous.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm just basing on the ratio you've been biting it.
I've got seven on this one. I got five on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is she picking wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Not necessarily? Yeah, yeah, you've picked wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, the first time you shouldn't have been nobody's wife.
This nineteen is just you know, you don't even know
you right. The next time you was twenty five, you
still ain't really got you all the way together. So
this is the first time you could be you could
know who you are.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This could last though, at thirty two.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, put the work in, put it in, put
the work in.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Maybe marriage counseling, Yeah, all right. Going on to Thurman
in Montgomery, Thurman writes, my daughter in law told my
wife that I make her uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But if she comes around me in her tight dress
dressed with parts of her fat belly out, I'm going
to look at her. Trust me. It's not in a
lustful way. Should I bust her bubble or not?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
He says, trust me, it's not in a lustful way. Bruh, bruh, bruh.
Br Come on, man, wait, you you so far out
of line in this letter. Yeah, trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If she walk in front of me with right there, bro,
what you're talking about Bruh, you so.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Far out of line with this with her.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And trust me, is not in a lustful way. Okay, Well,
what you're staring at her?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Fault? What way is it? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Is it is he disgusted because her belly brought that?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I mean, but you make her uncomfortable and she just
said that to your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Broh, Jesus sitting there just bruh, you got it, Bruh.
You gotta do something completely Differentulut. This is on you.
This is on you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How she walking around in front of you and all
this here, bro this on you, brother, you finish? Okay,
all right, let me tell you what's getting ready to
happen or whoever this woman is you married to? You
finna lose her unless you change your this all bruh.
You gotta take accountability for this one here.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, he doesn't seem to get that, my bad.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Bruh.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You sitting up in here talking about if you come
in front of me dressed like this and you got
your stomach out, I'm I'm looking at her.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Trust me, it ain't in a lustful way. Brow What
way is it?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hey man, let me just say this right here. It's
some real, real mixed up people out there who are
on the verge of stupid, who really have convinced themselves
that they okay. But when you write this, let write
a letter into somebody who's not connected to it and
can hear it for what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm telling you, brouh, you're not okay.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You're out of line on this one and this one
don't sound right, and right now it sounds like you
make the girl uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well that's what she said. Yeah, and then he's gonna
ask you to bust her bubble or not what?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And so she told the wife his wife.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
He didn't tell her husband because his daughter in law,
so obviously her husband is his son. Yeah, so she
didn't tell her husband, right, she told her mother in law.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
What I'm not understanding, So.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, this is his daughter in law, so she's married
to his son. Right, And the daughter in law told
her mother in law his wife, her husband makes me.
Your husband, my father in law makes me uncomfortable when
I come around.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
This is his son's wife.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, dog, you way out of line. Oh you way
out of line. Oh dog, you even further. This is
your boy's wife.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, your son his son.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So she couldn't grown.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, he said, my daughter in law. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But see, but I don't know why I heard step daughter.
I don't know why I was thinking the daughter of
the woman he's married to. This is the daughter that's
married to his son.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He said, she'd have told the.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Father a dog, you dog. I don't know how you
looking at this woman, but you had a line.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Partner, all he said, not in a lustful way.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay, why she uncomfortable? Dad?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He said, she has tight dresses with parts of her
fat belly out, and she told his wife her mother
in law, and the mother in law told her husband.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Probably stop looking at her like that. Bro, that's so crazy. Yeah.
I can't even tell you how crazy that is.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, and then he says, not in a lustful way.
Should I bust her bubble or not? Sit down?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
There's no way to bust her bubble for what is
your son's wife?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
If your son ain't got no problem with how she dressing,
why you got a problem?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, all right, thank you, Clo. You're listening hard Morning
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