Ask The CLO - 11.14.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it is time to ask the colo. This is
from Stacy in Tuscaloosa. Stacey writes, my husband moved into
my one bedroom condo a week before we got married.
We looked at houses for two months and nothing is
good enough for him. We're running out of room at
my place. Why is he stalling? What is he not
telling me?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, y'all ain't moving. Do y'all have the money? Maybe
that's what you're a down payment? I know y'all probably
did that preapproved thing that they got. Now where you
can determine which house you can afford with what down
payment you need, Why don't you sit down and ask
him what he ain't telling you? Ask him to show
you the down payment? How much y'all got Indian I

(00:43):
had explained everything. Y'all might be in there for a while.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Moving on to Joseph in Brooklyn, Joseph writes, I may
or may not have told my buddy that a woman
I was with didn't smell too good. When word got
back to the woman, I deny it, saying it. My
friend is mad at me because he looks like a liar.
Now am I supposed to admit to saying it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, stay with it, dog, you said nothing. You don't
know where it came from. Yeah, but it got back
to her though. Man, man, what what circle.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Of dudes you ina?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Why would he tell her that?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I mean, hey, hey girl, how you doing? Al you
the one that think, wow, must have married, must have married?
Excuse me? You do one? My pardner? You know it?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
God, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Not No guys, I know, yeah, come.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
On, go ahead much all right, So he shouldn't admit it.
Bottom line, he should not admit to sing.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Unless she walked in and then somebody went, who Well
he was right.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, I hope that didn't happen. All right, we're gonna
move on.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah he was right.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, we're gonna move on to Hazel in Cordova, Hazel Rights.
My neighbors already have their yard fully lit with lights
and Christmas decorations that slashed brightly into my bedroom windows.
I asked if they could turn the lights off by
eleven pm, and they said heck no. Well should I

(02:37):
report them to the ho A or not?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Is my question?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, wy, don't you just get a blackout shade? Let
people enjoy their holidays once a year. You just moved
into the neighborhood. They've been doing that. Now you done
bought your little grinch acting behind over there. Now you
don't want no lights now what we have in lights?
Get you a blackout shade.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
He'd be fine. And you need to sleep in eyes.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Mask anyway, get better, deeper, rich asleep like that. So
you're not reporting people now because you got to live there.
Now you got to enemy all throughout the year fans
for what? Because they trying to decorate their house?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Eat them people alone?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, all right, okay like that? Yeah, last one. This
is the last one. This is from Sean and Portland.
Sean writes, my wife is wearing all of my sweatsuits
and my pajamas and winter hasn't really started yet. I
can't even hide my stuff or put it up really
high in the closet because she will hunt it down

(03:38):
and wear it. I asked her nicely to stop. What
do I do next?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Why don't you buy a couple of homes?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Do what? What'd you say? Buy her a.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Couple of her own?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Or just buy duple? Kidd of what you got the
two she liked that you got by her.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Won because she seems to love his stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, no, Once they do that, ain't nothing you can
do about it, though, Just go.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Just the part we don't like though.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't like that, I like what wearing?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
What did you in my clothes for? This is the
same way when we sit down and have dinner. Why
did you in my plate? Get what you want? Get
out of mind?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
But yours so good though.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
We had?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What's wrong with sharing?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
And get you some sweats?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
She likes yours.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, mister grinch, Uh huh, that's not a grinch, that's
just I got. You can grab my own clothes.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
And ask the ladies ask him? Does he say this
to his wife? Of course we are on the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Just giggles, Yeah, would you say this to Jackie?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Tell me no, I'm talking to y'allay it with your chest, yeah,
all out on zoom.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
His voice.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Once you get your own? Yeah, won't you get your own?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Why won't? Why won't?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
They said, Why do you think you won't say it
like that? You know to his wife?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Because they no, that makes it worse.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, No, listen, listen to me, y'all do what y'all
want to do and get away with it, because we
sleep with y'all.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Is that? That's it? Once you stop sleeping with me,
you're not getting nothing. We want peace and we won't.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But but you stop with the pieces. I ain't giving
you nothing, Lord goodness nothing. It's tied to that yack
and in yact my no, that ain't that. Ain't talk.
Stop sleeping with tash and see how long you all
live in that house.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm homeless now. Over some sweats and pajamas.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Are you think driving the range Rover? How do you think?
How do you think that is?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Why? Look? She wagged, she wagged.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Why do you think that is? Because you sleep with
your man? Stop sleeping with him and see what you
be driving?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Can I ask you something? Take care of him?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I realized my vocabulary is really limited. Now what do
you mean?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
It's just down there? Yes, ma'am. Sure, whatever you want man,
got it? Yeah? See what do you need anything else for?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I love that? Yeah, that was a great response.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I used to say a lot more. Don't have that?
No more, a lot more like what? And then there's
some lines we won't to use. We can never use.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
We can never say, lay down, okay, stop talking to me.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
You can't. What do you want?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You won't. That's what you walk man, who are you
talking to?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
You got some stuff we want to say?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Wow? What here?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's what with pots on the end of it.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, that's Today's clo coming up at the top
of the album.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I's got some of that passive aggressiveness out. I see
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