February 12, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready to clo Yes, how I am? Yes, This is
from Myra and Lansing.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Mira says, my husband talks in his sleep when he's
really tired. Well, last night he was making loud sexual sounds.
I wonder if he was dreaming of having sex. We
haven't had sex in a year. Was he having a
dream or was he reliving a recent experience?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, that's if you ain't had sex in a year,
what you want him to do? He and that dreaming bouty.
But you know, lady, you got to ask yourself a
question if you ever had sex in the year when
you go to your man about this subject. Now, if
you have a medical reason, I got you. You know,
something could have happened, you know, set you back, surgeries,
(00:46):
blah blah blah blah blah, got all that. If that
ain't reason, then when you go in there and you
approach him about his talking in his sleep and what
he said and all like that, you probably need to
tread it real lightning because you might hear something you
don't want to hear.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
All I know is, uh, don't wake me up. Don't
wake me up at least let me finish. Don't do that.
Don't interrupt that. Don't. Don't cut me off like that.
Let me finish. If you wake me up, you probably
gonna hear something you really.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Don't. Didn't wake him up, So that's it, okay, moving on,
Moving on to the Trenda in Greensboro. So Trenda writes,
I got tickets to see a popular comedian for my
husband's birthday. I also paid for the meet and greet.
(01:37):
Comedian flirted with me right in front of my husband.
Why would he disrespect my husband like that? Oh, guys,
is this what comedians do?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That is her quay?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No, no, it's not what comedians do.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What what did your husband have a tag around his
neck that said you know I'm her husband? You know
I don't. He may not even know that was your husband.
Dude in the meet and greet, Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I see you looking good and just didn't even pay
attention to the guy. But now that's not what comedians do.
Will most of.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Us don't even really care for the meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Tell you and be.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Really wish you and your husband were going to get
in your car.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That really was We won't after you get upstage.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, you're tying you be you tied. Your brain is fried.
You've been out to cooking you in the back and
down here. Then you gotta take these pictures. And you
know they're nice people. Most people backstage is pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But you're got just to be over.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You know. All right, But what was your approach to
the comedian?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know, meet and greet? You were funny, she
was in Niki. I love that joke about.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Moving on.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
To Bianca and Wilmington.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Bianca writes, my boyfriend and I are going to dinner
on Friday because he has to work on Valentine's Day.
I told him I'm going to a Gallentine's party on
Valentine's Night while he works. He had a fit and
he doesn't want me to go. What is his problem?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I don't understand. Huh, you don't know what.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell him. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So Friday night she's going out to dinner with her
man for Valentine's Day, and then Saturday night she and
her girls. You know, when the girls get together on
Valentine's Day, they call it Gallentine's Day because you get together,
you know, with the girls.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, but they're not going on Valentine's Day for what reason?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Because he has to work. Her husband had boyfriend has
to work. Okay, I got you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay, So he mad because she going out with the
girls on gall Gallantine.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Night, Yes, Gallantines, Yes, Yeah, he's taking her Friday, and so.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
He's I mean, he's doing what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He knows he can't be there on the on the
actual day because he got to work, so he making
it up too on Friday. Now he' mad because she
going out there?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Why you mad? Dog? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Why is he mad? That's what she wants to know.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh I know why.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I know why.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Where the girls is going. It's colder than the place
he going. That's what they going. They going to the
boss spot. He down there Appleby's.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, they're all up at Ruth Chris or somewhere. Yeah,
Capitol Green. They down there at Appleby's, trying to get
that for the year. That's that might be what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, all right, all right, well last one. We're moving
on to Ronelle and all the Brunelle writes, I used
my niece's discount to buy a purse for Valentine's Day.
The purse is for my mom, not for my wife.
My niece told my wife that I bought her a
great gift. I can't afford to get a purse for
(05:15):
my wife too. Will she be mad if my mom's
gift is better?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Absolutely yes, absolutely Listen to me. Man, that's stupid. Why
you get your mom a colder gift? Then you got
your wife, brud? That don't make no sense. That don't
make no sense.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And if all y'all out there is being an ugly
man that's his mother beg his mother foolish gift from
day one. But now you got this wife. Now, who
can bear you children? Who you sleep with, who you
building a future with, you're saving with?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And all is here? Man, you are so stupid. I'm
gonna tell you what's wrong with you. No, don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know if that's a mama's boy, but he dumb?
Why don't you it's not Valentine's Day yet, switch the
gift though, you give your wife the more expensive gift
and then give your mama and the other Because now, dog,
let me explain some tea. If you go through with this, you,
this is God sending you a warning.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Sit through you if you ignore the warning signal and
you go through with this and give your mama that
dope bag, and then and then give.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Your wife that coin purse. I'm tell you right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Now, coin person something, don't even want something.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Don't nobody want no more, don't nobody carry coins? Right wow,
Valentine's Day is for your girl. Now, if you want
to do something for your mama own Valentine's Day, ain't
nothing wrong with that. But Valentine's Day is for your girl.
(07:15):
It's a romantic holiday. It ain't a family holiday. Mother's
Day is for your mama.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Alchemy doesn't know that though, Steve.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Because he's stupid, don't know that your mama got a
birthday coming, Your mama got Christmas, and your mama got.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Man. You got plenty of time fix your mama up.
This ain't the time.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
This yeah, all right, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
Ready to clo Yes, how I am? Yes, This is
from Myra and Lansing.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Mira says, my husband talks in his sleep when he's
really tired. Well, last night he was making loud sexual sounds.
I wonder if he was dreaming of having sex. We
haven't had sex in a year. Was he having a
dream or was he reliving a recent experience?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, that's if you ain't had sex in a year,
what you want him to do? He and that dreaming bouty.
But you know, lady, you got to ask yourself a
question if you ever had sex in the year when
you go to your man about this subject. Now, if
you have a medical reason, I got you. You know,
something could have happened, you know, set you back, surgeries,
(00:46):
blah blah blah blah blah, got all that. If that
ain't reason, then when you go in there and you
approach him about his talking in his sleep and what
he said and all like that, you probably need to
tread it real lightning because you might hear something you
don't want to hear.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
All I know is, uh, don't wake me up. Don't
wake me up at least let me finish. Don't do that.
Don't interrupt that. Don't. Don't cut me off like that.
Let me finish. If you wake me up, you probably
gonna hear something you really.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Don't. Didn't wake him up, So that's it, okay, moving on,
Moving on to the Trenda in Greensboro. So Trenda writes,
I got tickets to see a popular comedian for my
husband's birthday. I also paid for the meet and greet.
(01:37):
Comedian flirted with me right in front of my husband.
Why would he disrespect my husband like that? Oh, guys,
is this what comedians do?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That is her quay?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No, no, it's not what comedians do.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
What what did your husband have a tag around his
neck that said you know I'm her husband? You know
I don't. He may not even know that was your husband.
Dude in the meet and greet, Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I see you looking good and just didn't even pay
attention to the guy. But now that's not what comedians do.
Will most of.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Us don't even really care for the meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Tell you and be.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Really wish you and your husband were going to get
in your car.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That really was We won't after you get upstage.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, you're tying you be you tied. Your brain is fried.
You've been out to cooking you in the back and
down here. Then you gotta take these pictures. And you
know they're nice people. Most people backstage is pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But you're got just to be over.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You know. All right, But what was your approach to
the comedian?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know, meet and greet? You were funny, she
was in Niki. I love that joke about.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Moving on.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
To Bianca and Wilmington.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Bianca writes, my boyfriend and I are going to dinner
on Friday because he has to work on Valentine's Day.
I told him I'm going to a Gallentine's party on
Valentine's Night while he works. He had a fit and
he doesn't want me to go. What is his problem?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, I don't understand. Huh, you don't know what.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell him. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So Friday night she's going out to dinner with her
man for Valentine's Day, and then Saturday night she and
her girls. You know, when the girls get together on
Valentine's Day, they call it Gallentine's Day because you get together,
you know, with the girls.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, but they're not going on Valentine's Day for what reason?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Because he has to work. Her husband had boyfriend has
to work. Okay, I got you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay, So he mad because she going out with the
girls on gall Gallantine.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Night, Yes, Gallantines, Yes, Yeah, he's taking her Friday, and so.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
He's I mean, he's doing what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He knows he can't be there on the on the
actual day because he got to work, so he making
it up too on Friday. Now he' mad because she
going out there?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Why you mad? Dog? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Why is he mad? That's what she wants to know.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh I know why.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I know why.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Where the girls is going. It's colder than the place
he going. That's what they going. They going to the
boss spot. He down there Appleby's.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, they're all up at Ruth Chris or somewhere. Yeah,
Capitol Green. They down there at Appleby's, trying to get
that for the year. That's that might be what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, all right, all right, well last one. We're moving
on to Ronelle and all the Brunelle writes, I used
my niece's discount to buy a purse for Valentine's Day.
The purse is for my mom, not for my wife.
My niece told my wife that I bought her a
great gift. I can't afford to get a purse for
(05:15):
my wife too. Will she be mad if my mom's
gift is better?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Absolutely yes, absolutely Listen to me. Man, that's stupid. Why
you get your mom a colder gift? Then you got
your wife, brud? That don't make no sense. That don't
make no sense.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And if all y'all out there is being an ugly
man that's his mother beg his mother foolish gift from
day one. But now you got this wife. Now, who
can bear you children? Who you sleep with, who you
building a future with, you're saving with?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And all is here? Man, you are so stupid. I'm
gonna tell you what's wrong with you. No, don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know if that's a mama's boy, but he dumb?
Why don't you it's not Valentine's Day yet, switch the
gift though, you give your wife the more expensive gift
and then give your mama and the other Because now, dog,
let me explain some tea. If you go through with this, you,
this is God sending you a warning.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Sit through you if you ignore the warning signal and
you go through with this and give your mama that
dope bag, and then and then give.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Your wife that coin purse. I'm tell you right.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Now, coin person something, don't even want something.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Don't nobody want no more, don't nobody carry coins? Right wow,
Valentine's Day is for your girl. Now, if you want
to do something for your mama own Valentine's Day, ain't
nothing wrong with that. But Valentine's Day is for your girl.
(07:15):
It's a romantic holiday. It ain't a family holiday. Mother's
Day is for your mama.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Alchemy doesn't know that though, Steve.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Because he's stupid, don't know that your mama got a
birthday coming, Your mama got Christmas, and your mama got.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Man. You got plenty of time fix your mama up.
This ain't the time.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
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