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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ready Celo.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Absolutely all right.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
This is from Paula in Buffalo. Paula writes, my husband
allegedly had an affair. The chick called me and said
she's been in my home. She couldn't describe how my
house looked inside. She said she was too busy having sex.
My husband says, she's nutty and a liar. Who do
I believe I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Gonna go with your husband? If you've been in the house,
you can't describe nothing in that house?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You line you like, she's not lying saying she didn't
notice anything.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
She was too busy having sex.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's what the husband. That's a lie. What woman Kate
described inside of a house? She's just having some sex here?
What woman?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
First ofhile, you got some nerve called I'm not sleeping
in this woman's house.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You guys, what's going on? Before we get to the
what what colored drapes? I got? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right see there you go? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Moving on to Jimmy in Las Vegas. Jimmy says he
writes that I had a date with the woman who
pulled out her card and paid for dinner. She wouldn't
let me pay for it, so after I spent the
night with her. I left the cash on her dresser.
She got so offended. I had no idea how that looked.
How do I fix my actions?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, you just have to apologize and say, listen, I
wasn't paying you for sex. I was trying to pay
for the dinner because I want to. I want to
let you know that I'm in a position to do
that and I really find you worth that and I
just wanted to cover dinner. You wouldn't accept it at
(01:52):
the restaurant, so I left it on the dresser. Please
don't be offended in any way. I would love to
see you again. I think you a great person, and
I love the values and stuff that you live by.
You know, and you know, you got to be apologetic
and let her know that was not your intent, and
you deeply apologize for doing that. That's all. She'll get past.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That, Oh she will. Oh no, this is.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You what?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, let's move on, shall we? Let's move on? Filter? Filter, filter?
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
This is from Miranda in Columbus. Miranda writes, I have
a tracker under the floor mat in my husband's car,
and I found out he was at the strip club
at three pm on a Wednesday. He said he was
there to interview a barber to add to his salon.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Come on, boy, come on. Here's his question, here's her question.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Is the strip club a good place to discuss employment.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
In a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So professional? Her question?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You don't, come on, How can I put this?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't think the only benefit of interviewing at a
strip club is after the interview?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know you can enjoy those delicious wings and those
broccoli bites. There you go, and you know you can
you know, get that at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, and you just ate it's three pm.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's three pm, but we just ate. We know we
had late lunch interview. That's a that's a strong yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Because how do you know he's a really good barber?
I mean that's the point that shouldn't he be showing
you his skills?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, if I'm interviewing you at the strip club, I
really don't care how good of a bobbie.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's the story he told his wife.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, she has a tracker on his floormat though in
his car.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, just fellas y'all should get your car swept. Y'all
got to learn how to do They got a thing
you can put on your car and you go through
and the detect devices like if you have trackers, all
that's at the spy shop. How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And where's your spyhop?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Where is that?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
How do you do in Houston?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh? Guys know this sort of thing. Okay, ladies, you're listening. Ladies,
shut up. Yeah, I'll get some new floormat. So when
his wife says why did you get new floormats?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What does he said?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
My wife going hard and say, why did you get
a new car?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I got rid of everything, all the evidence. Let's start over.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Figure it out.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
She can get five my phone can get life three bags,
AirTags options, the girl.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can I track your phone if you don't want them to,
she can do it and we could undo it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
She could do it again. Why are you getting mad though?
Tracking me?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Fault in the words in the words of one of
my son's friends.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
They was working out in my jail and he said, man,
it's crazy man. You can't even cheat in peace, peace.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Happy Valentine's He said.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You can't eat than cheat it. Come in style, let
me talk to you. He was a peaceful devil.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, okay. Last one.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Annette in Montgomery and that writes, my son has a son,
and I know it's not his child. I can look
at the baby and tell he's so in love that
he can't see it. Everyone knows that the baby looks
just like her ex who is in jail.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think she's trying to trick my son. Should I
warn my son?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I mean, you can tell him. Are you sure that's
your baby? Have you got a DNA text? You know,
just to make sure if you in love and is
your son, didn you you solidify, but just make sure
it's yours, because baby baby did boy don't look nothing
like you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, and you know, you know moms can tell.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Looking needy who baby is that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We were not the father? Right, Oh yeah, DNA.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, please get a DNA test. All right, guys, thank
you Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we will have some entertainment news for you right after this.
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