June 4, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to ask to selo.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is here for Jane
and Seattle, who says, I'm a thirty eight year old
white woman married to a forty year old black man.
He cooks and cleans because he wants to, and because
I can't cook. His sister visited us and called him
a slave. He laughed it off, but I got mad.
Why didn't he check her?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Because why didn't he check her? Well, what are you
going to say to his sister?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I mean, what do you.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
See black people?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Let me tell you something, white those slaves.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Black people have certain liberties with each other that you
may not have. Now if you call him a slave,
you're gonna be out the family so fast. But black
people have a certain liberties they can take with each other.
So now he just said, you're just a little slave
over here. You know, he laughed at all, but she
knew what she implied, and he knew what she implied.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
But it's his sister. There's nothing he can do about it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now. What you should have did was said, I resent
you saying that, But then you to find out your
name was fit to be massive real fast. And then
she was gonna turn into that turn up and this
would have been a whole slave bio pit. You know,
I ain't got no advice for you. It's just when
(01:25):
black people is talking, let him go on and have that.
Just stay out the way long as they don't drag
you in it. That's some personal stuff. That's my advice
to you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And don't get mad. Don't get mad.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No no no, no no no no no. You get
mad if you want to, but do not join in.
That's what you can't. Don't don't jump in.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Keep your anger to yourself, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know you gonna you don't You know I want
you to get snapped. Shut up kissing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
All right, sure, sir?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I want to read the next one because you ain't
gonna be the next one, right, go ahead, go ahead,
all right, all right, This is Keith sharing athens Up.
My husband was talking to his mother on the bluetooth
in the car, and she asked him where is his
fat white My husband got real mad in me. My
husband got real real mad at me when I said,
(02:18):
right here, why is he mad at me and not
his big head mama?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What I wrong, you're right, tell me thank you?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, Sureley won't gonna read that right. Well, well, let
me tell you what's happening here.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
He didn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Mama didn't know that Gertrude was in the car, so
bluetooth came up there. Why you fat white? He said,
I'm right here. Okay, now it's all that car.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Yes, what what have we learned? Take that bluetooth off
your car. See, if you weren't trying to be tech
savvy with your hole, you would have said, oh, here,
come my mama, And you know how Bernice is.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know, Bernie's rough around there where you're fat.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Flap facts real though, Oh well, I tell you why
I am tup right here?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, now it's real crowded in that car, your car.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Because Belinda, your wife, Belinda, they'll swoll up even more
because you would notice. Her reaction was not I'm not fat.
The question was where is your fat wife? The only response,
but Linda had, well I'm right here, it was, and
(04:05):
it was immediate.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That was.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No admitting the fact that I am fat, right, So
we ain't gonna dispute that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But since you looking for me though, I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But the husband is mad, and she wants to know
why is he mad at her and not his mother?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Welld call, two things happened in now and only one
could be disputed, right, See you already know you fact.
So all he thinking is mama made a true statement.
But he don't want his mama to be a.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Beat right, exactly that, And.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, out of respect, he wants you to respect me.
Well is your fat wife?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm right here and I'm talking about I hear I
am yeah, he go out. You know her hand is
moving when she's see.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh man, you got all of that going. Yeah, all right,
so don't call your mother in law be.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, no, you know you should have shot back with
the same insult. Where is your fat wife talking to
your fat son that was given birthed by his fat mama?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
She did that? Would have even did out talking to
your fat son that was birthed by his fat mama.
So now all us send here fat Now what.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You what did you call for? Mama?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, we're moving on the.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm hungry anybody hungry?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bj and Newark says, I borrowed money from my cousin
and he brought it up in front of my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
My cousin knew.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I asked for the money to get my girl's car fixed,
and I've been paying him back a little at a time.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why would he put me on blast in front of
my girl? Why would he do that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Some dudes is like that.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It wasn't right of him to do it. And you
was paying him back, you know, but he gonna put
you in blasts. See a lot of people won't credit.
See everybody don't do stuff out the goodness of that heart.
Some people won't credit. Now he gon flex in front
of everybody. Let him know he got his stuff together.
Y'all loaned you this money. You know, you know he
(06:48):
paying me back in pieces. I know you needed to
get your girls coffixed. So he flexed on you. It
was a flex move. It was a flex move. And
now you know who he really is. Don't don't don't
don't borrow from money from it ever again. Pay him
back as soon as you can, and lose it. Lose
it for him because it ain't worth it. Now you're
(07:10):
paying the money back and you're paying fun borrow the
money because now he flex it. I pulled him to
the side so fast. Hey man, let me stress me
all of this s I borrowed the money. I came
to you here like a man. Now you're gonna now
you're gonna flex on here from me in front of everybody.
I'm paying your money back. I told you how I
pay it back, and I'm getting it back to you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But don't do that no more?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right? All right, thank you, clo.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
She Steve Robin Martin show man, Flora.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a
while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
husband's texts to come to our yard.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Here right here was God, y'all y'all got to quit
right now with all this craziness acting like it's normal.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You're not qualified, stick dog. I don't what y'all want
me to do, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules
to this stuff because
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like
it's regular Steve Harby Morrier show coming up right after that,
It is time to ask to selo.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is here for Jane
and Seattle, who says, I'm a thirty eight year old
white woman married to a forty year old black man.
He cooks and cleans because he wants to, and because
I can't cook. His sister visited us and called him
a slave. He laughed it off, but I got mad.
Why didn't he check her?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Because why didn't he check her? Well, what are you
going to say to his sister?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, I mean, what do you.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
See black people?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Let me tell you something, white those slaves.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Black people have certain liberties with each other that you
may not have. Now if you call him a slave,
you're gonna be out the family so fast. But black
people have a certain liberties they can take with each other.
So now he just said, you're just a little slave
over here. You know, he laughed at all, but she
knew what she implied, and he knew what she implied.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
But it's his sister. There's nothing he can do about it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now. What you should have did was said, I resent
you saying that, But then you to find out your
name was fit to be massive real fast. And then
she was gonna turn into that turn up and this
would have been a whole slave bio pit. You know,
I ain't got no advice for you. It's just when
(01:25):
black people is talking, let him go on and have that.
Just stay out the way long as they don't drag
you in it. That's some personal stuff. That's my advice
to you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And don't get mad. Don't get mad.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No no no, no no no no no. You get
mad if you want to, but do not join in.
That's what you can't. Don't don't jump in.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Keep your anger to yourself, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know you gonna you don't You know I want
you to get snapped. Shut up kissing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
All right, sure, sir?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I want to read the next one because you ain't
gonna be the next one, right, go ahead, go ahead,
all right, all right, This is Keith sharing athens Up.
My husband was talking to his mother on the bluetooth
in the car, and she asked him where is his
fat white My husband got real mad in me. My
husband got real real mad at me when I said,
(02:18):
right here, why is he mad at me and not
his big head mama?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What I wrong, you're right, tell me thank you?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, Sureley won't gonna read that right. Well, well, let
me tell you what's happening here.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
He didn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Mama didn't know that Gertrude was in the car, so
bluetooth came up there. Why you fat white? He said,
I'm right here. Okay, now it's all that car.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Yes, what what have we learned? Take that bluetooth off
your car. See, if you weren't trying to be tech
savvy with your hole, you would have said, oh, here,
come my mama, And you know how Bernice is.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know, Bernie's rough around there where you're fat.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Flap facts real though, Oh well, I tell you why
I am tup right here?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, now it's real crowded in that car, your car.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Because Belinda, your wife, Belinda, they'll swoll up even more
because you would notice. Her reaction was not I'm not fat.
The question was where is your fat wife? The only response,
but Linda had, well I'm right here, it was, and
(04:05):
it was immediate.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That was.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No admitting the fact that I am fat, right, So
we ain't gonna dispute that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But since you looking for me though, I'm right here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But the husband is mad, and she wants to know
why is he mad at her and not his mother?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Welld call, two things happened in now and only one
could be disputed, right, See you already know you fact.
So all he thinking is mama made a true statement.
But he don't want his mama to be a.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Beat right, exactly that, And.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, out of respect, he wants you to respect me.
Well is your fat wife?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm right here and I'm talking about I hear I
am yeah, he go out. You know her hand is
moving when she's see.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh man, you got all of that going. Yeah, all right,
so don't call your mother in law be.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, no, you know you should have shot back with
the same insult. Where is your fat wife talking to
your fat son that was given birthed by his fat mama?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
She did that? Would have even did out talking to
your fat son that was birthed by his fat mama.
So now all us send here fat Now what.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You what did you call for? Mama?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, we're moving on the.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm hungry anybody hungry?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bj and Newark says, I borrowed money from my cousin
and he brought it up in front of my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
My cousin knew.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I asked for the money to get my girl's car fixed,
and I've been paying him back a little at a time.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why would he put me on blast in front of
my girl? Why would he do that?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Some dudes is like that.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It wasn't right of him to do it. And you
was paying him back, you know, but he gonna put
you in blasts. See a lot of people won't credit.
See everybody don't do stuff out the goodness of that heart.
Some people won't credit. Now he gon flex in front
of everybody. Let him know he got his stuff together.
Y'all loaned you this money. You know, you know he
(06:48):
paying me back in pieces. I know you needed to
get your girls coffixed. So he flexed on you. It
was a flex move. It was a flex move. And
now you know who he really is. Don't don't don't
don't borrow from money from it ever again. Pay him
back as soon as you can, and lose it. Lose
it for him because it ain't worth it. Now you're
(07:10):
paying the money back and you're paying fun borrow the
money because now he flex it. I pulled him to
the side so fast. Hey man, let me stress me
all of this s I borrowed the money. I came
to you here like a man. Now you're gonna now
you're gonna flex on here from me in front of everybody.
I'm paying your money back. I told you how I
pay it back, and I'm getting it back to you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But don't do that no more?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Right? All right, thank you, clo.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
She Steve Robin Martin show man, Flora.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a
while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
husband's texts to come to our yard.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Here right here was God, y'all y'all got to quit
right now with all this craziness acting like it's normal.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You're not qualified, stick dog. I don't what y'all want
me to do, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules
to this stuff because
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like
it's regular Steve Harby Morrier show coming up right after that,
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