Bare Cellular Joy

Here's the burning question.  How did those naked pictures end up on your phone?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, j Anthony Brown is here with comedy roulette.
What you got?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's so simple, it's very simple. We have to explain.
I know Steve gets upset, but we have new listeners
by the hour. By the hour, we actually mine. Yeah,
it's a championship team's championship team. So it's comedy rouletta.
Here's how we do it. We take five subjects, put
them on a wheel. Spun the wheel. Look at me,
Shirley when I said fun fun, Spun the wheel, spunning

(00:27):
around and around where it stops. We do the damn thing.
What you got? All right? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Number one, so you're telling me you don't know how
you got naked pictures on your phone?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
No discussion.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
The car always comes back on E.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Think of it, all right?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Number three? What part of you on punishment do you
not understand? For I see that tooth missing? You see
that tooth missing?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
How come you wont get it back?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Number five? Nobody buys a bus pass just to be buying.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, it's funny, spinet cats, let's do miss Let's do
that phone bad?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That phone like this one? Number one landed on number one?
Come on, man, you telling me you don't know how
you got naked pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
In your have no idea how those pictures got you
know what, This ain't my damn phone. Look at that,
looking at pro pro so massive fact. I don't know
how the well she really was showing it was the
result of her Mamma grande that to say that she

(01:51):
looks that night you rush. Listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That are auditioning for the Vagina monologue. That's all. Listen, baby,
Come on, man, they don't be like that. She's not nicked.
What she looked. She looked nexts soon as you're showing

(02:28):
to me, and I'll see she's not nicked. Not only
is she not naked, she was showing me pictures of
her bathroom. She just happened to be next when she
took the pictures. That's all that is. You need some
work I want done in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Happened to me for.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Nice cabinets, exactly. I'm not. I don't know how she
sent the picture to me because she wants me to
show you. Ask you what you think. I'm just doing
what she told me. She said, show it to you
and see what you think now what you think, baby, baby, baby,

(03:17):
this is this is listen. All these pictures is going
into this new thing and I'm opening up online called.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Booty Book.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Facebook. I don't understand the song what it's about.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
You can't do the you can't do the book without
the booty.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Baby. You're gonna ask me about these Neggard picture in
this phone. She sent them to me so I could
give them the Lee Haney for his bo I'm just
trying to help help somebody. He sent me these negar pictures.
She says she got a rash on her back. Did
I want to see it? I said, yeah, that's down.

(04:03):
That ain't nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You doctor.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
My name kir okay. She was trying to to somebody
named Kere Stance here stand wrong. Don't know how I
couldn't even up. I told her I thought I had
the measle. She said, you look like that was not

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like that. Baby. Guys.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
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