May 13, 2025 • 4 mins
We know it’s graduation season…. And one young lady posted her dad’s behavior at her sister’s graduation college ceremony. He fell asleep and started snoring during the graduation speech, and then he told another family to quiet their baby, because nobody can hear their child’s name being called. So, here’s today’s question do you guys remember anything funny happening at your high school or college graduation or celebrations?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We know it's graduation season, and one young lady posted
her dad's behavior at her sister's graduation. This was her
college graduation ceremony. He fell asleep and started snoring during
the graduation speech. And then he told another family to
quiet their baby because nobody can hear their child's name
(00:20):
being called. But you're snoring, somebody else right right to
quiet their baby.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So here's today's question.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Do you guys remember anything funny happening at your your graduations,
either high school or college?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anything time, graduating college, anything fun anything funny?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You could do high school, college, graduate college.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, you can do high school or college.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just got one monicae.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nothing strange. What about the celebration.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I had a sixty dollars suit on from guys and gals,
and what I suit my himself at your high school graduation? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Are you saying that was expensive?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Fact? Well, y'all, hell, y'all was expensive. I wore my
gown wide open because I need y'all seat this suit.
I ain't even snap my gown. I'm nothing to look
like everybody else. I need y'all see his dog boy
dog sure leaves sixty.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I saved. I saved so much money trying to buy
that suit.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Now, hell yeah, my daddy thought, okay, boy, you spent
that much money on a suit.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're at high school.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Where'd you get sixty dollars from?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You got a job also, color, I've been working since
our thirty model.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I've never I've never not had a job.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
When I worked all through high school at pick and pay,
it was.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
A grocery store.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And then the sumer had to work with my daddy
because me and my brothers had to take mechanical drawing
because my father couldn't read blueprints, but he built all
the basketball courts and stuff for the construction company. They
didn't know my daddy couldn't read well because my mama
told my daddy how to read. So me and my
brothers had to take mechanical drawing so they My brother's
eleven years older than me, so all of that, all
(02:10):
of us had to go work with our father so.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We could beat the blueprints for him. That's how he
kept the job informing.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And he built the basketball court.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The basketball and tennis courts. But he couldn't read blueprints,
but we could, so we would read the blueprints and
how to build stuff. He built all the foundation for
the building, but he couldn't read blueprints. But in mechanical
drawing you learned foundation drawings, and so I knew how
to read the blueprints.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I used to read the blueprints for my daddy.
When you were working at picking page, you stole something
out that stuff? Yeah, yeah, I used to. I sold
pringles out of my locker. I was a pringle man.
Yeah at uh at at at all?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
At holidays, I had eight hams for every holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I could only be eating my locker.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
At school. People need smell the meat.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, you know they were frozen.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh how much should you sell them for?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Six dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So that's how you got dollar?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah you made that twelve dollar ham, though I got
them for six.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'll give you five you ain't got before you you
can pay me to this ham don't mean nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I was really making money when I got my hand
on on four cottons of cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That locker was hot. So you're you so ham?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
How much were the graduated tall hands.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Twenty five cents? Oh? I would have bought something quarter. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I've been hustling my whole life, that's all I know
I'm not Finnah beating, not with out no money. That
can't happen coming. Daddy wasn't gonna give me nothing, So
I had to have hustle.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And what did you bought the money? You took girls
out and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I bought bike. That's how I bought my bike
to ride where my bike was eighty six dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh so you had.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
English racial ten speed make company.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You talk like you ain't got it today.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You said it bike with eighty six dollars, saying.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
How that hurt me me payments?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I had to make it that eighty six.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Dollars cheaping in a car, Cheaping in a car.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Though English, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I had no money for no car, but I can pedal.
I got ride anywhere, had little rain suit everything.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
We know it's graduation season, and one young lady posted
her dad's behavior at her sister's graduation. This was her
college graduation ceremony. He fell asleep and started snoring during
the graduation speech. And then he told another family to
quiet their baby because nobody can hear their child's name
(00:20):
being called. But you're snoring, somebody else right right to
quiet their baby.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So here's today's question.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Do you guys remember anything funny happening at your your graduations,
either high school or college?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anything time, graduating college, anything fun anything funny?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You could do high school, college, graduate college.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, you can do high school or college.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just got one monicae.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nothing strange. What about the celebration.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I had a sixty dollars suit on from guys and gals,
and what I suit my himself at your high school graduation? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Are you saying that was expensive?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Fact? Well, y'all, hell, y'all was expensive. I wore my
gown wide open because I need y'all seat this suit.
I ain't even snap my gown. I'm nothing to look
like everybody else. I need y'all see his dog boy
dog sure leaves sixty.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I saved. I saved so much money trying to buy
that suit.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Now, hell yeah, my daddy thought, okay, boy, you spent
that much money on a suit.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're at high school.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Where'd you get sixty dollars from?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You got a job also, color, I've been working since
our thirty model.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I've never I've never not had a job.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
When I worked all through high school at pick and pay,
it was.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
A grocery store.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
And then the sumer had to work with my daddy
because me and my brothers had to take mechanical drawing
because my father couldn't read blueprints, but he built all
the basketball courts and stuff for the construction company. They
didn't know my daddy couldn't read well because my mama
told my daddy how to read. So me and my
brothers had to take mechanical drawing so they My brother's
eleven years older than me, so all of that, all
(02:10):
of us had to go work with our father so.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We could beat the blueprints for him. That's how he
kept the job informing.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And he built the basketball court.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
The basketball and tennis courts. But he couldn't read blueprints,
but we could, so we would read the blueprints and
how to build stuff. He built all the foundation for
the building, but he couldn't read blueprints. But in mechanical
drawing you learned foundation drawings, and so I knew how
to read the blueprints.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I used to read the blueprints for my daddy.
When you were working at picking page, you stole something
out that stuff? Yeah, yeah, I used to. I sold
pringles out of my locker. I was a pringle man.
Yeah at uh at at at all?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
At holidays, I had eight hams for every holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I could only be eating my locker.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
At school. People need smell the meat.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, you know they were frozen.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh how much should you sell them for?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Six dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So that's how you got dollar?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah you made that twelve dollar ham, though I got
them for six.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'll give you five you ain't got before you you
can pay me to this ham don't mean nothing to me.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I was really making money when I got my hand
on on four cottons of cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That locker was hot. So you're you so ham?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
How much were the graduated tall hands.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Twenty five cents? Oh? I would have bought something quarter. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I've been hustling my whole life, that's all I know
I'm not Finnah beating, not with out no money. That
can't happen coming. Daddy wasn't gonna give me nothing, So
I had to have hustle.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And what did you bought the money? You took girls
out and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I bought bike. That's how I bought my bike
to ride where my bike was eighty six dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh so you had.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
English racial ten speed make company.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You talk like you ain't got it today.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You said it bike with eighty six dollars, saying.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
How that hurt me me payments?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I had to make it that eighty six.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Dollars cheaping in a car, Cheaping in a car.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Though English, I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I had no money for no car, but I can pedal.
I got ride anywhere, had little rain suit everything.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
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