Holiday Drunk Rules - 12.19.24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, guys, this is the season for partying.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know, there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday
parties going on. However, the guys are here to warm
up your holiday drunk rules. You know they're gonna warm
you up with that. Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Are you ready? Come on? Come on, come Junian. I
won't read one off.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
type of drunk I'm talking about the first one.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it
take it? The woe is crying.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Drunk every time I come over here, y'all act like
y'all me.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, I'm coming every year.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Ay wait, Anti, wait on you, I'm coming and you'll.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Never have me.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Right now. You don't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Y no, wait, leasy, lizzen to me.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You ain't gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Crying now here?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Man is your father? I didn't want to tell you that,
but you fought in. I figured you are to know
for you got Steve, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Here we go, the start of fight drunk talk trash.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh that's the big one doing the holiday. That's a
big one ahead. You got it?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
What who got the who?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I got to open my here first I will last year.
That's a fight. Yeah, I'm not opening.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Your first for this year, for first first. For last year,
I was the first. I would want to be the
first this year.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Get your
hand off the box, gifts.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
That box, because I'm gonna bust you in your ies
square about only you're.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Gonna ask you for Christmas. I don't care if it's
for this Christmas. You're gonna fight.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
They were fighting the major.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What they don't never make no sense?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right, here another.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
For you.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is a good one. This going the intellectual drunk.
There we go. Give me that one, Give me that one.
Come on.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Next we listen when when when the when the stars
is lining up in the the sky for the galaxy.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
And the universe is spitting around, that's galling.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Laot Leo said that, and then and then you u
Sophagles and Neil was talking. And then that's when the
teacher had asked me that you know what's for Shakespeare?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And I said, to be listening to me, he is
to not to be ever the question. I know what?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Why for me?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Then now you know what? All right?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
All right, here we go one more time to come
to Jesus, drunk, come on, let me.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
By this, ain't uncle to ask you all the God
we having in having we having this prayer no one
that you is the King of the kings, and and
that when get you coming back one day, I'm gonna
be ready.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
And because when.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
You do not say he would he was coming back,
when is coming back? I will be ready because I'm
gonna be right here and I ain't going nowhere because
the Bible says in uh ecleve astics kleive astis in
the fourteen and two.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's what it says. That's what it says.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
And you better know that we're looking at me because
the Bible says to look at the others, and you
would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to
be because we Christians in here show ass off of.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Me that you.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Know we were just sitting and then you know, oh.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You lost your turin the that what they did. Drunk.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait a minute, Hold, hold, wait a minute, I won't
fish hold on.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
You joke.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Talking to you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Don't crack my b no more. What I'm playing black,
Go ahead, and Lord forgive I think I beat on myself. Drunk,
Come on. You gotta do it. You're going what that

(05:55):
very moment? Who didn't waste it all? Eliminade on me?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Your holiday drunk scenarios from the one and All.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Good job, good job, good job, outstanding. All right coming up, Shirley. Yeah,
that's war for sure. Thank you. Good morning. This is
your man, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Have a happy and a safe holiday from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
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