Show Open - Unexpected Pleasantries - 2.12.26

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Today is a great day. Today is a gift.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Today is an unexpected pleasantry. Why I've never said that before.
I have never said that before. Let me try it again.
Today is an unexpected pleasant TRT. You know what I'm
gonna do in twenty twenty six, I'm going to increase
my vocabulary. Yeah, And that sentence right there is one

(00:33):
I've never said in my life. Today is an unexpected pleasantry.
If you ask me tomorrow what I said, I promise
you I will not remember this. That's how disconnected I
am to that sentence right there. Sounds good and I
mean it from everything in my heart that I've never
said it before.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Y'all pray for me. Give me stress God. Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's Steve Harvey mortershow Sheldy Strawberry calling for real Misissippi
Monica to come back. Kid Juny and the legit nephew
Thomas Junior. Y'all, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Man? Can I sunshine fly?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Hold?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah? Go ahead? Can you give me by two point
seven million? Can you give by two points seven Can
you give that to me? That's what we know. I'm
just gonna ask if you have not that you ask me, Well, let.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Me ask you a question, junior. Are you asking me?
Do I have the ability to give.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
It to you absolutely or a willingness to give it
to you? Both of them? Well, let's start with the
last one.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I have no willingness to give you two point seven
million dollars because I don't think you're gonna have the
willingness to give it back.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
See if you had a plan and ask.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You one like that.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
People ask you for money.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I've been to answer, yes, yes, I've had way more
money than that. Ask me it's not it didn't happen.
Who has the Who would ask you?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Not even me? Half of me? One hundred thousand? Who
do that?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh? Brother broke? But see, you know, man, you gotta
understand the tables I've been blessed to see at and
everybody at that table, some people is thereby nepotism. You know,
if your father is somebody you get to see that
at the table. You know, I've been at some big tables, man,
and everybody's son ain't raped. Right I'm just gonna tell

(02:31):
you that right now, everybody's son knowing.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Somebody famous you can for two point four.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's because you ain't gonna keep because if you ask
famous people for that kind of money the purpose of
knowing it, you ain't gonna know them no more, because
they're gonna put you up.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
At this man, ain't nobody fore you. That'd be your
last day at the table. I bet you don't get
at the table no more.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
What you cannot do is going thereseki people, yeah, and
then ask them for money. Now, what you can do
is ask them for methods and ways to make that money.
They ain't got no problem sharing that. But if you
ask them to hand it to you, they don't care
what you're talking about. No, they are done. They walk

(03:18):
straight away from you. Don't ask for the fish sandwich,
ask them to teach you how to fish.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's the lower the hook. All right, let's know the answer,
all right. Coming utes after, we will hear from the nephews,
speaking of nepotism. From the nephews, he right after this,
I asked for a job. I didn't ask for no money.
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