Show Open - Valentine's Day For Ugly People - 2.13.26

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody, it's time again just to remember
the fact that the fact that we are here.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's good news. Man.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
The good news is you woke up. The good news
is God ain't through with you yet. The good news
is today is an opportunity for you to make up
for some lost time. Today is an opportunity for you
to get it started, to get it on, get it cracking.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's what today is. Today's a new day. Ay.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's Kurt Franklin song right there. Yeah, y'all, get you
together and smile today too. You look so much better
when you smile. Nothing worse than an ugly person that
don't smile. Hey, listen to me. This is my suggestion
for today. If you're an ugly person and you know it,

(00:53):
but let me help you understand something.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Here's how you know it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
If it ain't nobody, no nobody ever told you how.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Cute you were, it's it's that's a sign.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's a sign.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Get yourself. Some veniers go.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
To perfect smile, easiest smile, white smile, clear, smile something.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Get you.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Some veniers they put teeth in your head. Now look
perfect and just start smiling. You look so much better
when you smile. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the ever
grinning Steve Harvey morn the Show, Charlie Stopberry calling frail Mississippi,
Monica to come back, Kid Junior, and the Legend of

(01:36):
Nephew Tommy Junior, what's on your mind today? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Let me let me ask you this up because you
said this, how hard is ugly? People gonna have it
for Valentine's tomorrow? Is there something they can do to
help them look attractive on tomorrow? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, see, you don't have to uh, you don't have
to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You just have to be yourself because no matter who
you are, somebody think you find somebody gonna thank you. Fine,
And all you got to do is be fine to
one person. You can have a completely wonderful existence and
beautiful life if you got one person that loves the

(02:13):
ground you walk on. Yeah, all you need is one
that one person in Wow, can't believe how lucky they
are to have you.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's all you need is want. I mean, Junior, think
about it. Look at you, here we go. That's what
you did. What are you saying? I'm not saying he's
not really attractive, but you know but is it.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not to I don't find him attractive at all. I
think I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's amazing how you make that, make that sound like
I realize it's just my wife that won't.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Be That's it, that's it, that's that one person.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's the one person he talked about.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You grateful junior. How are you when you get married?
You when you got married? I was forty four, forty
four years before somebody, forty four before somebody.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Girlfriend, I do it. I can't. I believe you. I
do it. Come on, give him to me. I do
it like he's a consolation prize.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll take him down there.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'll stay with him, all right. Come, Oh my god,
we gotta go coming up in thirty two minutes. Oh baby,
hold my hand, let's go. Let's go and go down there.
The nephew will my mind.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Here's another one too. Let me talk to him. I
can show him some stuff too.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
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