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July 1, 2025 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Americans may not take all their vacation days. Everybody
on the show can can agree to that, except for
one person. I'm not talking about you this time. Okay,
Oh no, he takes all we take here in summer.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, you ain't doing that with your little rocket life.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Let me have that week.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Whatever vacation days, sick days, whatever he could take off,
he does it is he sick on the sick days?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Uh huh No this golf week?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, are you talking to me.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
No, we're talking about you.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Americans may not take all their vacation days, but that
does not mean that we don't spend a lot of
time thinking about those vacation days. New research revealed that
Americans spend about two hundred and eighty four days of
their life dreaming about being on vacation.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
And we spend more than that's a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Then we spend more than one hundred and thirteen hours
every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere and your.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Vacation picks on social media. People don't like those. They
do not stop the those up.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, yes, yes, they make people jealous.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
They bring out there that one of their food.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
The study found that every day the average person sees
vacation pictures on social media that makes them mad.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Okay, that's probably why thirty yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's probably why thirty six percent of Americans admit they
put those vacation picks on social media to show people
just how great their lives are. So, Steve, you and
your wife Marjorie take wonderful vacation. Yeah, and we know
you guys ball till you fall when you go on vacation.
But what we want to know is how do you
vacation on a budget? Before you got to where you are? Now,

(01:52):
how did you? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I just need to know you know how much we're
talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
If you tell me what the budget is, Okay, yeah,
as I can recommend.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Let's do two thousand dollars. Okay, two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
For a family of four.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, leader, five hundred piece.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, well, we ain't going nowhere?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
What are you like that?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
All right here, let me change that. Yeah, we're gonna
have to drive somewhere. We have to make the gas
budget be the how much? Okay, let me as show
how much it costs fill up an average tank right now? Okay,
So we need we need to stay one gas tank
going and one gas tank coming. We're talking about one

(02:44):
hundred and twenty dollars out the budget. Okay, you know, man,
we gotta stay within one tank. So we're talking about
it's gotta be within three hundred miles. Now, if we're
gonna stay overnight, we gotta get in economically feasible accommodation.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
These are stuff like comfort In sweets. Now, reason you
I would.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Recommend comfort In because they had a free breakfast. See
that's saved money now, you know. And they got free WiFi.
So you gotta gotta take this consideration. And if you
stay at comfort In, you get points. I'm just working
with this two thousand. So everybody room at fifty dollars
a night, would you say that's fast sixty? So you
need just two rooms, one for the kids, you and

(03:30):
a wife and one for the kids with a connected
dough and.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Lead a dough yeah, I like yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So they don't burn that hotel down. And then you
got other issues.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
So we got two rooms at let's say seventy dollars
five dollars a night. That's one hundred and fifty two nights.
We're looking at three hundred dollars in rooms. How many
nights we're gonna do two nights only? Well, I'm trying
to I'm trying to get it together. First, we got
to stay somewhere. We're gonna do three fifty four rooms,
and we got one hundred and twenty on ass about
five fifty fifty something like that. Hey, all right, now

(04:05):
we got let's just say we got fifteen hundred left.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, okay, that's a nice amount of money. Did we eat?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Get we We should make some sandwiches?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Pack of cooler full of sandwiches, because you're but make
sandwiches that stick. Peanut butter and jelly. Ain't gonna be
no whole lot of ham now, okay, peanut butter and
jelly sandwiches. Tooment us bringing sandwiches, you about to give
it what you don't want?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
This all we got vacation, eat pork skins and water.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You gotta get something in you that swem punk.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Skins and water. I'm familiar with all this.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
This what we got our blood breasts, we take bagging
and porch skins of drink, a bottle of water. You
ain't even gonna know your hume. But at least they
quit crying out heaven. All right, now when it got
us a little something to.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Eat, the kids have stopped up.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
From the hospital.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We got we gotta have some activities now. Were going to.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Six Flags where the day passed for everybody, okay? Or
were going to the zoo where you can really entertain
kids and keep it on the budget. All yeah, We're
going to a state park. Pull up at it where
we can barbecue out there and then let the kids

(05:46):
run till they drop in an open field, and you
gotta put your grill what you only gonna stay there
and watch well on the other side away from the car.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Then you run your kids to the car to get.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Stuff that helps zap the energy out of there and
give them something to do. You can see the car
from your barbecue grille, but it's way across the field.
Send it back and forth across that field about six trips.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
And every time you send them say hair up, you
wrong for this dog. I know how you think you
having fun because you're running in that field.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Like that third trip back, they walk it.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I shot her up, shut walking through.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Me.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Put some responsibility on it.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
We gotta go. You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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