Would You Rather - 10.13.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather a tiny home with marble floors, really
beautiful marble floors, or a mansion with dirt floors? B?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, B that tiny home ain't got what by a squales? A? Mom?
You can. You can tie that tiny home with a
box of folk.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Imagine you can always get some some floors later. Okay?
Would you rather use chopsticks to eat everything? Or use
your bare hands? Everything?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hands them? Chopsticks gonna drive me? No, I'm pretty good
at chopsticks.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm good. I can eat noodles with chopsticks.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Can you eat meat with chopsticks?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like soup?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, I don't need a spoon or nothing with these lips.
I have my own bowl. I could read bowl a
bowl of soup and drinking.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Would you rather spend thirty days in total isolate or
stand naked in front of thousands of people for thirty minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm gonna stand there so proud, y'all? What what is?
What do I win? If I stand there neked? If
you tell nothing, it's just so? Would you rather? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You're not going to stand naked in front of people?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
What it's just so? Would you rather butt you me
and out there now. Yeah, I know I'm gonna be
fishing all kinds of.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Stuff, Bobby cuing by myself. I know how to be
by myself. Man, I ain't got no problem. I enjoyed me.
I know I know when to be quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Would you rather have a perfect memory or be able
to forget things pretty quickly?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Both of them?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Would you rather always speak the truth or always tell
lies about everything?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Be good?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
We know I would rather tell the truth about everything.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But I can't. Yes, you can?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Have you ever tried yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah? Okay, asked me a question? Ask me anything. How
are you feeling right now? I'm sick as hell.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You don't have to lie about that. Are you sick
for real? No?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't even know how I came in here today.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Why do you have to lie about that?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
In case I don't want to come in here tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Now, I told y'all I was sick of hell, And then,
like the way we handle it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The lie was right. The lie was a nice setup.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm at work, but in the event that I want
to miss tomorrow, I told y'all I was sick as hell.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
See, that's a helpful lie.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And you thought it was a lie for no reason,
but it serves a purpose for you.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's why would I lie for you. Get your own line,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yesterday you said we should be there for each other.
Now look at you, but see I can.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Lie for you.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
But you know, like, yeah, Okay, when we come back
for closing remarks, just ask me a couple of questions
and I'm gonna show you how to get out of stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
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