Would You Rather - 11.12.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time now for a round of would you rather
would you rather spit a little when you talk or
the corners of your mouth get crusty.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Spitting. I'm spinning now.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now put it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Would you rather go over your time on stage? Go over?
Like you're on stage and you go over your time?
Or would you rather get off stage early? Which one?
As a comedian? Yeah, to look at you crazy when
you past your dawn. Oh, that's like a rule. Look

(00:47):
at the look at the I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I was always last, so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You don't know when.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'll be last. So long, always went over. Got to
give the people. People want what they want, So I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh okay, thank you for knowing that?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man who getting mad if you go long and all that?
That's I don't have it?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Would you rather be short and stocky but you're wealthy,
you got a lot of money. Would you rather be
tall and sexy average?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Wait? Wait, wait say that again?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I already pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Would you rather be short and stocky but you got money,
you're wealthy, or would you rather be tall and sexy
but you just have an average income?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, Well, let's talk to the people that we're just
gonna write this joke twenty different ways.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's why we're gonna do it. It, would you rather okay.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What you're going because okay, well well well well we
only got two people on here that's got the potential
to be wanted. Okay, so they not they're not finn
to be tall, so let's just stay right here. If
and if they don't take better care of theirself, they
find to be stocky, so we could be short stocky
and both of them got money. So all y'all got

(02:13):
to do all you got to do, Tommy and Junior,
just get out of shape exactly who it's about, because
I don't know who you thought? Okay, what what is
the second one? You could be short, all stocky and
money or you could be.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
What tall wealth sexty would just average income of average wealth.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You already know you got to pick up your ugly man, all.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Y'all, Well, all you got to do is gain a
little weight. And you you in the category short, stocky
and wealthy.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You got money, wow.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
So all you got to do is gain a little
weight quid buying them little g I Joe suits and
stuff and and and just let it go and in
the category. And Junior, I don't know why you laughing
real hard because this is right there too.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
A all right, well that's today's rounded, would you rather? Guys,
thank you, tall, you fast.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show