Would You Rather - 11.28.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Time now for a round of would you rather? Would
you rather burst out laughing in church or just bust
out laughing during sex? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh I hadn't done both of them? Really?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
What was funny during sex?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Me?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm always funny. I was killing it, you know what
I mean. But I'm sorry that didn't sound. I'm always
it didn't come out, didn't sound. I'm always funny when
I'm having sex.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm gonna let you that one. I'd rather bust out
laughing in church.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I've actually done it before, and the only one laughing.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
The only one where the guests passed and he was
talking and you had this cadence that I thought was
funny and didn't a lot. You said, God time he
sucked that win in boy, I thought, whoa, I was
in concert hardly laughing. Or he said something real quiet

(00:57):
and the church got quiet and they turned around.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I laughing, holl.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
A mess. Uh, how embarrassing, Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm going from you. Yeah, I'm going to church because
if I'm getting something, I'm not laughing. This is a
serious moment for me. Yeah, I've almost busted out crying before,
but I ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Almost all right, would you rather? Would you rather compete
in a twerking contest or a pie eating contest? Those
are your choices.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm gonna do that pie. I'm gonna go pie pie.
It seems like you ought to be able to talk, though, Tommy,
I don't. I don't see myself tworking. I don't know
you got the hide out on the show. That's not
what I meant. Exactly what you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
What surely said? Surely said, Tommy, seems like you ought
to be in the man. That ain't what you said?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
What dancing?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I ain't never t worked in my life, but I'm
sure you would be funny.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because you can dance too.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Could we could we change it from a pieting contest
to a cobble eating contest, because then I want in.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
There either one. I'm more of a cobbler guy.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
But I did have the best cherry pie I've had
in thirty years, where at a breast called butcher and steel.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Where Okay, yeah, okay, that's hard to find a good
cherry pie too.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh it's difficult. I fired them one good, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Last one? Would you rather have sex fully dressed? Or
would you rather have sex naked in the front.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yard, done both of them?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh god, who wasn't it? You haven't?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
How interest is my yard?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And you cared?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, he had sex in the front yard. What what
I need to go to the back? What's the problem?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Apparently you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show