Would You Rather - 12.01.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather work as a mall Santa? Or would
you rather go to the grandkids Christmas play? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm going to that play? I'm not gonna sit there
the kid, Yeah, because I don't care what you want.
If I don't know you, I'm gonna be breaking news
to kids all day. You know, you know I'm not
really coming.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh my goodness, break the kids.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yep, stop this because when I get tired to field,
the go off. So I just go to the grandkids.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Because, yeah, go to the play. Yeah, you're all safe
at the play.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Fortes for some kids.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Would you rather slide down the chimney on Christmas? Or
would you rather buy your ex a gift?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
How long is the chimney? I thought, cales.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Down the chimney.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You can lower me down the chimney and I'll stump
out the fire.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
First coming in coming in high coming in for real?
All right? Would you rather have a car that overheats
or would you have a rather have a car that
doesn't have heat? Which one don't have heat? Overheat?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We got to stop, it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh so you'd rather be freezing in there? Okay, but
at least it's working on another jack.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
We're gonna beat. Yeah, cars will be overheating. Which car
is gonna be overheating? As a matter of fact, you
will look up and see me under the hood next
to the heat where's old heating? Not gonna be in
this car with no heat?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's dangerous. I can't do that. It's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I don't understand the seriousness of his heat.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right. Would you rather roaches in your Christmas tree
or ants on your dinner table? Which one the road?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Just doing in a tree? It no matter. We're gonna
get these ants on this table because we can get
these ants. We're gonna get some cinnamon out here. We're
gonna create a real problem for these ants. But them broaches, though,
they ain't gonna stay in that tree. That's the problem,
a little black. They're not gonna stay in the tree.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right. Would you rather shower without a washcloth or
shower without hot water?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'd rather shower without the washcloth.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Otherwise you got a washcloth in cold water. Water different
Popeye's red beans and rice or KFC's mashed potato and gravy.
Mad Popeye? It mad, real mad?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Potato potatoes.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Steve, you actually got mad for a second. Wait, so
you're going for the red beans and rice.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, that's real food. There do main mashed potatoes. There
is mashed potato flakes. That's mashed potato powder. It ain't
got the little clear gravy on it. That ain't even
he's not even real chicken though.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
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