Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather lose your voice when aroused? Or you
can't stop laughing? Junior? You losing your voice and you
just can't stop laughing?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Which one I'm gonna go with? Lose my voice? I
don't want to mess it up. That's why I don't
need to be talking, Steve. Are we losing that voice?
Or we can't stop laughing?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's what happens to me anyway. I lose my.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Voice, you can't talk, really, I lose That's quiet time,
all right.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Would you rather carve a pumpkin for Halloween? Or would
you rather decorate a Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Decorating a Christmas tree? We do that, okay?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
See now I rather carve a punkin my tree? Too
big wheel. Now I'm back at that old folks home
with that lady. Now I'm in the old folks home
and I don't even want it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Really got my ass over there now now she trying
to push me around, get me up on the ramp
and all this. I fell off that damn letter trying
to decorate that tall ass tree. I'll cut that punkin.
It ain't gonna look much like a punkin but it
didn't be a punkin though.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right, would you rather Snickers or would you rather Eminem?
Which one? A Snickers bar?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Or Eminem?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I like snacks, Boss, Snickers bars, Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Eminem's all day, baby, really all day on vacation, man,
I had Eminem's every night. I like them playing two though.
Get a peanuts though, Let the milk in your mouth,
Let that little hard milk, then you got that chocolate
on that, then that peanut there.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's like about them.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, everything.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
To feel it every night watching movies at peanut peanut.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
M okay, all right, all right, shaking them in your
hand up right?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
All right? Would you rather have sex in a rocket
in outer space? Or would you have rather have sex
in a submarine? You know, under water the ocean or
which one?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh we're in a rocket going out of space. But
I would try it in the submarine. That'd be different.
I'd do that and water. Yeah, submarine submarine.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but it's tightening. Well, it's tight in a rocket.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Too, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
See, well it looked like I won't be having sex.
I'm not going either way, I promise you I'm not
getting on that damn submarine. That last news by the submarine.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It was not Damn sure, ain't going up in out
of space? Looking back at the Earth.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Aren't there still some astronauts stuck in out of space?
They won't be back till next next year.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Now see, they won't even talk about that. I I
can't get arouse if I'm a dead half.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Thank you guys, coming up next lights break of the
day and we'll close out the show with one and
only Steve Harvey right after the half sex. When you
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