Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather ride with a chain smoker or would
you rather ride with someone that has really bad breath?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm going with that bad breath, bad breath, Yeah, not them.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Cigarettes, bad breath.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Or smoke most of those.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna get me a cigar and I'm gonna smoke
him out.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I like your answer.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm not gonna sit up in there and deal with
this odor because here, because he got to breathe and
talk up. Because I'm tell you right now, that's riding
down the street with your head hanging out the window
like a dog that don't work seventy U can't breathe.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So would you rather leave your phone unlocked at home?
Your phone unlocked at home? Or would you rather lose
your wallet at the airport?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Which one? Hell, I don't leave my phone on locked
that the house their wallet.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Now, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
So you bunk it in trouble if anything pops up
on your phone or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Your wallet though, Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I can't feed nobody family for Christmas? That's what I
can't you do that.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
In shopping Steve Harvey's wallet, Yeah, all right? Would you
rather burn your tongue on some hot soup? Or would
you rather get a paper clip paper cut? I'm sorry,
paper cut on your fingertip. I'm gonna take that cut.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, the paper cut.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, we got to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That burn gonna get you, Yeah, junior, paper cut ain't
burn my tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
See paper cut, paper cut ain't nothing. It was annoying
after water, paper cut?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Forget about it and put some hands in. Would you
rather be sprayed by a skunk or bit by a raccoon?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Would you rather spray by bit?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't want to be bit by nothing? No? How
funk is this? Though? I'll tell you right now, you're
not going to believe that skunk though. You're not going
to believe that you just you, just you, just you.
It's it's unthinkable.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow, Okay, I don't know that's why you man, Huh,
you'll get bit by the raccoon, get rady.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Uh see, I don't know what. Come on, I'm gonna
kill the raccoon. I'm gonna kill But when you anybody
that skunk, you're not gonna run up on that skunk
no more because he got another shot too.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, that's Today's rounded would you rather? Coming up next,
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right
after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.