Would You Rather - 6.4.26

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a rounded. Would you rather? Would
you rather have dry cracked lips all the time or
dry ashy skin all the time? Be careful, Steve, No,
I gotta to take the skin, no weight.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
These things can be in your lips.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, yeah, yeah, because I'd be in your face.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Look like two blazed donuts. Look at all lips. My
lips got to be wet. My lips got to be wet, wet,
my whist saw you know what.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm talking about. Okay, So you want ashy skin? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
So would you rather have a pool in your backyard
or would you rather have a view of the ocean?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I got that. Let me tell you something I ain't
got neither one and don't want to talk about these ones.
But they all sound expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A pool? Yeah that's next, junior, Yeah, I take that
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
High see that from your couch? Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right. Would you rather get a million dollars tomorrow?
One million dollars? One million dollars to tomorrow? Would you rather, okay?
Or would you rather wait five years and get ten million?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You could do I could wait that five I'm waiting
for five years. I'm glad I'm gonna get to ten
in five years. Yeah that that that million tomorrow and
I passed, so.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Rich, ye take that million? Thank you, say Pete.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Don't listen to this little rich over here. Then we
ought to be asking them what they rather than, and
not whether me and you would rally? Would you rather
on call? I'll tell you my answer tomorrow when we
get to Hell. I'll talk.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
In your life right now immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I'm talking crazy tomorrow all right?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a
vow of silence?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Silent?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you're just gonna be quiet if you talk for
a living? What what is it gonna be for you?
I mean, we all do, but take talking. It's just
would you rather avow five years? A year, ten years?
However about talking for five years?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm gonna take a vow of celibacy, but I'm not
gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So you're just lying, and.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm broke a vibe before we know, Man on Bible
and God on standing lot y.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
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this is Mary J. Blyd Yo. This is Stephen A. Smith. Hey,
this is Shaka Kahan.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You have no idea, what it is. This is Carlos Miller,
and this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show