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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Surely I have a question. Yes, I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All a chance to ask me anything you want. Okay,
you know, if you think I'm out of touch with something,
if you think out what my reaction to be, asked
me any question, how.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Much something coffee?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
So he can see how far out of touch I
really am, and I will answer the questions honestly.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
All right, Jor you go first.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm just gonna ask you, what the last time you
just been to like a Ford dealership to just to
buy a truck and just been in there all day.
What the last time you did you just just go
bout a regular vehicle, not the ones you drive, just
a regular vehicle. What you sat down with a finance manager?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I bought a
white Ford Explorer when I had the comedy club in
Dallas and I.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Had to buy it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was in the nineteens. I could tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That, Yeah, this banker had given me the credit to
buy this truck for my drug and I bought.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A Ford Explorer so I could go. Cause we were in.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A dry county, I could drive out there to buy
the alcohol.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then drive back. Yeah, Ford Explorer, All right up,
all right, last time I've been to dealership like that?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Okay, So nineteen ninety four, all right, let's go grocery shopping.
How much is a gallon of milk?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Dollar for dollar? No, three dollars a gallon for some milk? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Over that the last time I walked to the store
for my mama.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Gallon of milk, loaf of bread six we wish it was. Okay, Steve, So,
when's the last time you just, you know, cleaned up
for your cleaned up the house, cleaned up the house,
just topped the bottom, swept the floors, put your clothes away,
(02:14):
did the laundry. I was sighing about employing. When's the
last time cleaned up that you cleaned up? Yeah, you know, vacuumed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'll tell you what. It was, probably like seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, I had an apartment I had I.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Was born in sev Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, I had apartment out in or will it be?
And I vacuumed that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you know how long ago?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
In nineteen seven? Now I'm working at full Motor Company. Man,
I had girls coming over. I had to vacuum up man,
I had chocolate brown coffee and I had to get
all these specs.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That was almost fifty years.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
See, well, that's the last time I vacuum. I ain't
a vacuum. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Good here, well I ain't vacuum. Show ain't done no laundry.
I told you the other day. I was in front
of Marge. I told March Baby, that's what I saw.
I took by the garage. She said what I said,
we got washing drives.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I said. She says, see that's laundry through.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You can't beat this man, you kid, I said, really,
he got champagne problem.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
God, Junior, ask him another question.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's Black History Month, and you know when the last
time you've been to a black history program?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Black history program? Well, see, we didn't have when I
was in school. We didn't have Black History Month.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I don't think we had black history more when I
was in school. If they did, that's just something else
I wasn't paying attention to. Who I had. Trust bount Man.
I ain't been to no black program I've been to.
I ain't never been to one.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my goodness, Okay, Carlo, come on, when's the lame.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
When's the last time you've been on a flight and
you sat in the middle seat?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, I know exactly when that is. I was sitting
with a Mexican family on Southwest uh.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Huh, and you were in the middle nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And the other other half of the family was facing me.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When they had the line that was traumatic. What'll talk about?
We don't talk about nothing, man. I told that boy
I was gonna kill him if you kicked me again?
Is mama still the bathroom? Little boy just kept kicking me.
Mama wasn't saying now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I said o, because when I went to the bathroom,
I leaned over and said, kick me again.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I killed.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It was crowded. It was crowded the rest of the flight.
Now I didn't kill all right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Steve, when's it? You love cards and everything? So when's
the last time you actually pulled up at the gas station,
pumped your own gas, got out.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Of two thousand folk?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I just answered this question yesterday at Family few two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
How do you know exactly what's two thousand and four though?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Because that's the last time I pump game? Is that
the two thousand folk?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah? Twenty two years ago. Yeah, yeah, man, twelve years ago.
What is on pump gas? So your car will work
from no place?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
These people that work here, what do they do? Because, man,
let me tell you something. You didn't want to her
cars and it's on quarter tank.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
She don't play that. I ride in anything. I don't
give it. Light on.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
How much is a gallon of gas?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Since she probably about six six dollars? Six dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We're not going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, And who were you taking?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What was the question of family feuded over?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Three?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, six six dollars. We at the house. Goodbye, take
us all of his house.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They have a great date today with your rich self
and just enjoy your life, for you've got a lot
of blessings.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
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Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
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All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Surely I have a question. Yes, I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All a chance to ask me anything you want. Okay,
you know, if you think I'm out of touch with something,
if you think out what my reaction to be, asked
me any question, how.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Much something coffee?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
So he can see how far out of touch I
really am, and I will answer the questions honestly.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
All right, Jor you go first.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm just gonna ask you, what the last time you
just been to like a Ford dealership to just to
buy a truck and just been in there all day.
What the last time you did you just just go
bout a regular vehicle, not the ones you drive, just
a regular vehicle. What you sat down with a finance manager?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I bought a
white Ford Explorer when I had the comedy club in
Dallas and I.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Had to buy it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Was in the nineteens. I could tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That, Yeah, this banker had given me the credit to
buy this truck for my drug and I bought.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A Ford Explorer so I could go. Cause we were in.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A dry county, I could drive out there to buy
the alcohol.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then drive back. Yeah, Ford Explorer, All right up,
all right, last time I've been to dealership like that?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Okay, So nineteen ninety four, all right, let's go grocery shopping.
How much is a gallon of milk?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Dollar for dollar? No, three dollars a gallon for some milk? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Over that the last time I walked to the store
for my mama.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Gallon of milk, loaf of bread six we wish it was. Okay, Steve, So,
when's the last time you just, you know, cleaned up
for your cleaned up the house, cleaned up the house,
just topped the bottom, swept the floors, put your clothes away,
(02:14):
did the laundry. I was sighing about employing. When's the
last time cleaned up that you cleaned up? Yeah, you know, vacuumed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'll tell you what. It was, probably like seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, I had an apartment I had I.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Was born in sev Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, I had apartment out in or will it be?
And I vacuumed that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you know how long ago?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
In nineteen seven? Now I'm working at full Motor Company. Man,
I had girls coming over. I had to vacuum up man,
I had chocolate brown coffee and I had to get
all these specs.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That was almost fifty years.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
See, well, that's the last time I vacuum. I ain't
a vacuum. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Good here, well I ain't vacuum. Show ain't done no laundry.
I told you the other day. I was in front
of Marge. I told March Baby, that's what I saw.
I took by the garage. She said what I said,
we got washing drives.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I said. She says, see that's laundry through.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You can't beat this man, you kid, I said, really,
he got champagne problem.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
God, Junior, ask him another question.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's Black History Month, and you know when the last
time you've been to a black history program?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Black history program? Well, see, we didn't have when I
was in school. We didn't have Black History Month.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I don't think we had black history more when I
was in school. If they did, that's just something else
I wasn't paying attention to. Who I had. Trust bount Man.
I ain't been to no black program I've been to.
I ain't never been to one.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my goodness, Okay, Carlo, come on, when's the lame.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
When's the last time you've been on a flight and
you sat in the middle seat?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, I know exactly when that is. I was sitting
with a Mexican family on Southwest uh.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Huh, and you were in the middle nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And the other other half of the family was facing me.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When they had the line that was traumatic. What'll talk about?
We don't talk about nothing, man. I told that boy
I was gonna kill him if you kicked me again?
Is mama still the bathroom? Little boy just kept kicking me.
Mama wasn't saying now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I said o, because when I went to the bathroom,
I leaned over and said, kick me again.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I killed.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It was crowded. It was crowded the rest of the flight.
Now I didn't kill all right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Steve, when's it? You love cards and everything? So when's
the last time you actually pulled up at the gas station,
pumped your own gas, got out.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Of two thousand folk?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I just answered this question yesterday at Family few two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
How do you know exactly what's two thousand and four though?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Because that's the last time I pump game? Is that
the two thousand folk?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah? Twenty two years ago. Yeah, yeah, man, twelve years ago.
What is on pump gas? So your car will work
from no place?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
These people that work here, what do they do? Because, man,
let me tell you something. You didn't want to her
cars and it's on quarter tank.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
She don't play that. I ride in anything. I don't
give it. Light on.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
How much is a gallon of gas?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Since she probably about six six dollars? Six dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We're not going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, And who were you taking?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What was the question of family feuded over?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Three?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, six six dollars. We at the house. Goodbye, take
us all of his house.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They have a great date today with your rich self
and just enjoy your life, for you've got a lot
of blessings.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void were prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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