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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got baby chick. Like a chicken. Yeah, like a
baby chick.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Imagine buying a carding of eggs and bringing it home
and one of them done, hatch with a baby chicken.
Let's go, catch baby baby. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm trying to reach Warren the managers he is?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is wa think you were calling you?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Are you the manager there?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Your name Warren?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, sir, this is one.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all,
and I'm actually calling you first to let you know
that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the
whole grocery store. Uh for what that happened to me? Sir?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Com Let me let me get hold on a second, sir,
let me do this. Let me let me what what
did you say?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Your name was?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
My name is Evans. Evans is my name?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So Evans is your last name? Let me let me
write this down. And you came into my store? Did
you have an accident in my store or something? I'm
not is that to show what you're calling about?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came
in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers
that I bought a card in the eggs now when
I got home, I was from chicken to make sure
the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When
I got home, it was a baby chick inside the
egg Caughton, Man, one of the eggs had it had
hatch and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even
(01:24):
want to eat breakfast or nothing around here because there's
a baby chick play inside caught the eggs. That don't
make no sense.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Man, I don't mean to let me. Can you tell
me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken,
and a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Chick inside the cordon the eggs. Man, you got my
kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want nothing? You got eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
If you're just feed it, don't rout here, because if
you're just calmed down for one second, listen.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What I told y'all. Put that chicken down in there.
Put it down. It might have RAYV say.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What, I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,
if you had any idea how this thing comes from
the farm to the store.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It is. They gone over these eggs.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
A countless summer times and the tempest and the phrase that,
first of all, wouldn't even allow for a chicken to
be alive if.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You had a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know idea this one. I don't know how
this one got tasked the system, okay, But what I
do know is we got a baby chick over here
running around because the odd stow ain't doing what you're
supposed to do. Man, and I got it, and now
my kids are traumatized behind this.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
When did you say you in here?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday, man.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Down here at Amstreet.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yes, I bought them, I said, the grocery store. I
sure did.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring the eggs
into me and the chick?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So now you want me to transport a baby chick
back to the grocery store. A look, we already traumatized here,
already behind this dog one baby chick.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Man, I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to pull.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Here, but I just don't I don't think that. First
of all, any I.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Would common sense will tell you that that's not possible.
First of all, you can't have a baby chick living
in a in a dozen eggs there is no possible
way that if the temperature and my freezers are right
above freezing, there's no chickens or fragile creature in the
first place. You can't have a little bird that is
not going to survive the transport from the farm to
(03:33):
the factory to my store.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm in the look hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna
go back and forth, but you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Buy.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring
the dozen eggs in. If you can catch a chick,
catch a chick.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Hey man, you okay, you you're supposed to be the miniger.
You're not supposed to talk to me like that.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I'm all tell you as politely as possible if
you want to bring in the leven eggs and a chick.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I don't gladly in front of your money. Give you
another car nesk whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But I'll not even tell you what's I don't happened.
And I've got all a lawsuit because y'all have traumatized
me and my kids.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sir, listen right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir.
It over a dozen eggs.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Falk over one a dozen eggs that got a baby
chick in it, man.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But let me get your phone number as some information,
and I'll talk to my manager and we will figure
this thing out for you, because I just I just
don't believe that this would be possible.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I just I don't understand how you would have a chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.
So this is it is unbelievable to me to even
get this something, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't have time to go back and forth with
you about how something happened. All I know is maybe
it's a fluke accident, okay, but it happened. My kids
are over here playing with the baby chick, and I'm traumatized.
I don't even want to ever have breakfast up again.
And I'm over to make show. I file a lawsuit
on your show and your show because.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I decided anything to do with me. I didn't do anything, uh.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Except come into rus today. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
If you want to found a lost in cause I
don't file a lawsuit, I'm founding lawsuit on the grocery store,
and I'm filing a lawsuit on the manager Warren, which
is your for giving me a hard time about what
I'm telling you don't happen.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You don't even got a hot time out of me.
Let you understand what I'm saying. You are a hard
time comes down here.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
With I'm saying, I'm bringing the bag down here, and
I'm bringing that baby chick back down there too. I'm
bringing out all of it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well pose because i'd like to see it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But how much did you pay for those days?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I paid by two dollars. It ain't a good how
much I'm paid for the egg. It's what you have traumatized.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh yeah, because I don't give you just what much
back of the k when you're doing here. You understand
I don't give it. I'm not custos out here in line,
but I'm gonna prove her.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Off my attention.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
And now something got some telephone talking about some chicken
and a drabbing egg.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.
Do you have a guy that works at the checkout
name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant's got me the prey phone
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. One you just got prank.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
What goo cutting you? Hey? And look, man, how do
you come on head?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Chicken?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Chicken's going through egg man? Man, I'm not I play
y'all got people hooking me in this store like I'm crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Hey one, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show in the
last man.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You check out god Tyrant, he got your bad.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it too.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna put it back in protuce.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm gonna take him off the resist him stacking it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know if you can get any stupid than that?
Can you get that word stupid? Can you get more
stupid than that?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is it possible? I think you can. My money's on
you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna be most stupid. I'm gonna be most stupid.
Valentine's Weekend Levity Live Comedy Club that is in Nayak,
That's right West Nayak, New York. And the Nephew is coming.
That is February thirteen, fourteenth and fifteenth, all Right one
show on Friday, two Saturday, two Sunday. The Nephew is
coming to town and you can see stupid up close
(07:36):
and personal. Ooh, you don't get to see stupid live
that often, So come back to do every day. Yes,
but it's different. It's different when I stand up there
for a hour, and it was different. But come get it.
Levity Live and Nayak. I've never been to West Nayak.
I ain't been to East North Uthop Nyack. But hey,
my nephews coming. Levity Live Comedy Club tickets on sale
(08:00):
right now. You look at somewhere to take your girlfriend
for Valentine's weekend, If you look at somewhere to take
your man, if you want to go do a girl's thing,
come hang out with the nephew. Levity Live Nayat New
York tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, you know, Tommy, don't get up there and embarrassed.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
The moment I get to stay. You've never been there before.
Just you know, why would I go up there and
give them a different representation? Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Lost advertisement? Tommy?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Why would I go up there like I've got some sense?
This don't make money a genius?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why would I be a genius? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This don't make you Thank you, you're listening hard.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Morning show
I got baby chick. Like a chicken. Yeah, like a
baby chick.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Imagine buying a carding of eggs and bringing it home
and one of them done, hatch with a baby chicken.
Let's go, catch baby baby. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm trying to reach Warren the managers he is?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is wa think you were calling you?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Are you the manager there?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Your name Warren?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes, sir, this is one.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all,
and I'm actually calling you first to let you know
that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the
whole grocery store. Uh for what that happened to me? Sir?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Com Let me let me get hold on a second, sir,
let me do this. Let me let me what what
did you say?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Your name was?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
My name is Evans. Evans is my name?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So Evans is your last name? Let me let me
write this down. And you came into my store? Did
you have an accident in my store or something? I'm
not is that to show what you're calling about?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came
in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers
that I bought a card in the eggs now when
I got home, I was from chicken to make sure
the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When
I got home, it was a baby chick inside the
egg Caughton, Man, one of the eggs had it had
hatch and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even
(01:24):
want to eat breakfast or nothing around here because there's
a baby chick play inside caught the eggs. That don't
make no sense.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Man, I don't mean to let me. Can you tell
me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken,
and a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Chick inside the cordon the eggs. Man, you got my
kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want nothing? You got eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
If you're just feed it, don't rout here, because if
you're just calmed down for one second, listen.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What I told y'all. Put that chicken down in there.
Put it down. It might have RAYV say.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What, I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,
if you had any idea how this thing comes from
the farm to the store.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It is. They gone over these eggs.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
A countless summer times and the tempest and the phrase that,
first of all, wouldn't even allow for a chicken to
be alive if.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You had a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know idea this one. I don't know how
this one got tasked the system, okay, But what I
do know is we got a baby chick over here
running around because the odd stow ain't doing what you're
supposed to do. Man, and I got it, and now
my kids are traumatized behind this.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
When did you say you in here?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday, man.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Down here at Amstreet.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yes, I bought them, I said, the grocery store. I
sure did.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring the eggs
into me and the chick?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So now you want me to transport a baby chick
back to the grocery store. A look, we already traumatized here,
already behind this dog one baby chick.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Man, I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to pull.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Here, but I just don't I don't think that. First
of all, any I.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Would common sense will tell you that that's not possible.
First of all, you can't have a baby chick living
in a in a dozen eggs there is no possible
way that if the temperature and my freezers are right
above freezing, there's no chickens or fragile creature in the
first place. You can't have a little bird that is
not going to survive the transport from the farm to
(03:33):
the factory to my store.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm in the look hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna
go back and forth, but you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Buy.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring
the dozen eggs in. If you can catch a chick,
catch a chick.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Hey man, you okay, you you're supposed to be the miniger.
You're not supposed to talk to me like that.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I'm all tell you as politely as possible if
you want to bring in the leven eggs and a chick.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I don't gladly in front of your money. Give you
another car nesk whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But I'll not even tell you what's I don't happened.
And I've got all a lawsuit because y'all have traumatized
me and my kids.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Sir, listen right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir.
It over a dozen eggs.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Falk over one a dozen eggs that got a baby
chick in it, man.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But let me get your phone number as some information,
and I'll talk to my manager and we will figure
this thing out for you, because I just I just
don't believe that this would be possible.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I just I don't understand how you would have a chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Let just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.
So this is it is unbelievable to me to even
get this something, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't have time to go back and forth with
you about how something happened. All I know is maybe
it's a fluke accident, okay, but it happened. My kids
are over here playing with the baby chick, and I'm traumatized.
I don't even want to ever have breakfast up again.
And I'm over to make show. I file a lawsuit
on your show and your show because.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I decided anything to do with me. I didn't do anything, uh.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Except come into rus today. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
If you want to found a lost in cause I
don't file a lawsuit, I'm founding lawsuit on the grocery store,
and I'm filing a lawsuit on the manager Warren, which
is your for giving me a hard time about what
I'm telling you don't happen.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You don't even got a hot time out of me.
Let you understand what I'm saying. You are a hard
time comes down here.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
With I'm saying, I'm bringing the bag down here, and
I'm bringing that baby chick back down there too. I'm
bringing out all of it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well pose because i'd like to see it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But how much did you pay for those days?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I paid by two dollars. It ain't a good how
much I'm paid for the egg. It's what you have traumatized.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Oh yeah, because I don't give you just what much
back of the k when you're doing here. You understand
I don't give it. I'm not custos out here in line,
but I'm gonna prove her.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Off my attention.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
And now something got some telephone talking about some chicken
and a drabbing egg.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.
Do you have a guy that works at the checkout
name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant's got me the prey phone
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. One you just got prank.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
What goo cutting you? Hey? And look, man, how do
you come on head?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Chicken?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Chicken's going through egg man? Man, I'm not I play
y'all got people hooking me in this store like I'm crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Hey one, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show in the
last man.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You check out god Tyrant, he got your bad.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it too.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna put it back in protuce.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm gonna take him off the resist him stacking it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know if you can get any stupid than that?
Can you get that word stupid? Can you get more
stupid than that?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is it possible? I think you can. My money's on
you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna be most stupid. I'm gonna be most stupid.
Valentine's Weekend Levity Live Comedy Club that is in Nayak,
That's right West Nayak, New York. And the Nephew is coming.
That is February thirteen, fourteenth and fifteenth, all Right one
show on Friday, two Saturday, two Sunday. The Nephew is
coming to town and you can see stupid up close
(07:36):
and personal. Ooh, you don't get to see stupid live
that often, So come back to do every day. Yes,
but it's different. It's different when I stand up there
for a hour, and it was different. But come get it.
Levity Live and Nayak. I've never been to West Nayak.
I ain't been to East North Uthop Nyack. But hey,
my nephews coming. Levity Live Comedy Club tickets on sale
(08:00):
right now. You look at somewhere to take your girlfriend
for Valentine's weekend, If you look at somewhere to take
your man, if you want to go do a girl's thing,
come hang out with the nephew. Levity Live Nayat New
York tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, you know, Tommy, don't get up there and embarrassed.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
The moment I get to stay. You've never been there before.
Just you know, why would I go up there and
give them a different representation? Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Lost advertisement? Tommy?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Why would I go up there like I've got some sense?
This don't make money a genius?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why would I be a genius? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
This don't make you Thank you, you're listening hard.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Morning show
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