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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What this went on in a lot of houses. Really,
this went on. This happened because you know, everybody bringing
them this pot, that pot, the pot. Look, you know
how it goes. And it happened in my house. And
I'm tired of this. This was my last one. But
this right here is the pot. Look, bad pot luck.
That's the title, Bad pot love. Okay, okay, I know
(00:20):
y'all has to be brain stup. Y'all houses just trifling. Okay,
I'm not gonna say nothing, but I shouldn't want to
say something. I know my wife listen, but your cousin
can't bring no peach cab no more and put some
blueberries in it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go and
see it. She can't do it no more.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, you can't bring no greens and they have some
kind of meat in that that ain't turkey, and we
don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No more to us. Some assautionment.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
In the greens. What you're doing. You cannot experiment on
big holidays.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
All right, this is bad. Let's go get Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to fly in heather.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Excuse me what you say?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm trying to reach a Heather. How are you okay? Listen? Uh,
I got your number from from lowest. Look that's my mama.
I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Now wait wait excuse me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lois?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Who's lowis.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Lewis?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yes, yes, hi?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm good? You you you you? You was at at
Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody
was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about
is you one made the black eyed peas, right I did?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You enjoyed them?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No? I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let
me say this here. Let me say this.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
No, no, no, come out work.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You can't talk to me like this. Don't do that,
don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say, but please
don't curse that me.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Don't go to deal. You're my beans. Got my jacked
up and I didn't have to go down to the
doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no
insurance for none of this. You know this, this, this
didn't have me messed up for the last week number
for the loans to tell you exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
You know, how is okay?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
First of all, Okay, I told you I'm at work,
I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to
you the way I want to talk to you. But
let me just tell you this. Don't call me with
the dump.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
First of all, it was a.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Whole bunch of food there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
How can you single out my beans that made you
sit with all that got food there? You're not gonna
blame me. You get out of here, Mama.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Mama beans said you was the one that made the
things you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Haven't give m Bean said it was all this food there,
and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained,
you know what? The day's date is okay? And not
one other person called me about them beans, and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
By the as a matter of fact, other.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
People were complimenting me. So for you to call me
with the dumb all late and wrong, gonna blame me,
probably because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have
got Obamacare when it was available to you.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
And how you want to call me.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
With no no no, no, no no no, so you could tell.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Whatever somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe
things my stomach up, and that's what the that's what
it falls down to. And at the end of the day,
you're predictive missing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You know the hell? I hate what doctor bill.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You said. You don't have a short so how does
the hell did you go and shut?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, well taken care of.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
If you payed out your pocket, that means the bill
is things so you can get.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You gonna reimburse me.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
I got more beans for you since you got a
problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay,
how about because you fullish? So if it made you,
that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four hundred two, four hundred and seventy two dollars
for your bullet thing.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No right, no, no, no, you're not getting you no
money from me. And I need to go because I
got work to do. I don't know what you got
to do.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Spend it all the time on the phone and talk
about some bean with all that food. So the rice
didn't do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Mother gravy gravy always people up that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You wanna sing a lout? My beans got out of here.
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Now tell me who gave me your number?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Because I don't even know you.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I do know your mom.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm little Mama.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I called my Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm
gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody
else got sick, which I know they didn't because it's fullish,
So I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick.
How about we do it that way. And also I'm
gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis
and see why her dead son is calling me on
the phone. Because this is something both I'm sick and
(05:05):
tired of this phone call.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
And nothing was wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
With my beans. If anything something wrong with you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And so take an accident, clear yourself and keep it
the You got to get off my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, okay, okay, they say, they say, Tommy had some
problem with the bees too.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got no bodiness giving
my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is what what you want me to tell Tommy.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.
And if you kind of gain.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Other people who want to.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Jump away your side, it's not going to.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Happen because nobody complains about the beans.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Give me give me another.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Name, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody
that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy dead.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me, nephew,
tell me wasn't Now what nephew tell me? This is
Nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven. You just.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Your cousin fa Your cousin got me to brank Paul
call you what?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
People walking by me looking at me cause.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm walking again?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Means a good.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to
taste your black eyed peas.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay o good, nobody could come.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'm sitting here like I'm on get these people.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Fack, you weren't gonna get no money.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the baddest,
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh, but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh my god, keep cooking?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Having New Year? All right, New Year? And next year
I'll probably pop up in mama been house. Here.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You are welcome a coun.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're
gonna stop it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
We're gonna stop bringing these potlucks things.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Food police, Well we need food police. You know what
happened in my house?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's been doing keto low cards. Just decided, you know,
enjoying my day. So I'll let gold At had three
sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, So when I
get through on my chill and give me a big
hunk of sweet potato pie, do you know they ate
all three of them sweet potato pounds before you got dog?
(07:55):
I went over there, and Marge said, you didn't get
no pie. I said no, I was wait because after
the game, I was. They ate all three of them,
sweet tato pie, the kids, the kids, the grandparents, their friends.
I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm sorry. My tone was very nice.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Have me some food.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, if you have me
a plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat these large,
gigantic plates that everybody are eating. I'm not gonna do that.
What if she put your plate aside and somebody eat it,
and somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Now you that came to my house stealing?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
All right, Well, thank you, nephew for that. Good luck
in your marriage.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're listening hard Morning Show
What this went on in a lot of houses. Really,
this went on. This happened because you know, everybody bringing
them this pot, that pot, the pot. Look, you know
how it goes. And it happened in my house. And
I'm tired of this. This was my last one. But
this right here is the pot. Look, bad pot luck.
That's the title, Bad pot love. Okay, okay, I know
(00:20):
y'all has to be brain stup. Y'all houses just trifling. Okay,
I'm not gonna say nothing, but I shouldn't want to
say something. I know my wife listen, but your cousin
can't bring no peach cab no more and put some
blueberries in it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go and
see it. She can't do it no more.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, you can't bring no greens and they have some
kind of meat in that that ain't turkey, and we
don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No more to us. Some assautionment.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
In the greens. What you're doing. You cannot experiment on
big holidays.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
All right, this is bad. Let's go get Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to fly in heather.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Excuse me what you say?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm trying to reach a Heather. How are you okay? Listen? Uh,
I got your number from from lowest. Look that's my mama.
I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Now wait wait excuse me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lois?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Who's lowis.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Lewis?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yes, yes, hi?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm good? You you you you? You was at at
Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody
was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about
is you one made the black eyed peas, right I did?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You enjoyed them?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No? I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let
me say this here. Let me say this.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
No, no, no, come out work.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You can't talk to me like this. Don't do that,
don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say, but please
don't curse that me.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Don't go to deal. You're my beans. Got my jacked
up and I didn't have to go down to the
doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no
insurance for none of this. You know this, this, this
didn't have me messed up for the last week number
for the loans to tell you exactly.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
You know, how is okay?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
First of all, Okay, I told you I'm at work,
I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to
you the way I want to talk to you. But
let me just tell you this. Don't call me with
the dump.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
First of all, it was a.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Whole bunch of food there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
How can you single out my beans that made you
sit with all that got food there? You're not gonna
blame me. You get out of here, Mama.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Mama beans said you was the one that made the
things you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Haven't give m Bean said it was all this food there,
and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained,
you know what? The day's date is okay? And not
one other person called me about them beans, and.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
By the as a matter of fact, other.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
People were complimenting me. So for you to call me
with the dumb all late and wrong, gonna blame me,
probably because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have
got Obamacare when it was available to you.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
And how you want to call me.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
With no no no, no, no no no, so you could tell.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Whatever somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe
things my stomach up, and that's what the that's what
it falls down to. And at the end of the day,
you're predictive missing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
You know the hell? I hate what doctor bill.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You said. You don't have a short so how does
the hell did you go and shut?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, well taken care of.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
If you payed out your pocket, that means the bill
is things so you can get.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You gonna reimburse me.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
I got more beans for you since you got a
problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay,
how about because you fullish? So if it made you,
that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four hundred two, four hundred and seventy two dollars
for your bullet thing.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No right, no, no, no, you're not getting you no
money from me. And I need to go because I
got work to do. I don't know what you got
to do.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Spend it all the time on the phone and talk
about some bean with all that food. So the rice
didn't do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Mother gravy gravy always people up that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You wanna sing a lout? My beans got out of here.
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Now tell me who gave me your number?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Because I don't even know you.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I do know your mom.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm little Mama.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I called my Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm
gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody
else got sick, which I know they didn't because it's fullish,
So I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick.
How about we do it that way. And also I'm
gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis
and see why her dead son is calling me on
the phone. Because this is something both I'm sick and
(05:05):
tired of this phone call.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
And nothing was wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
With my beans. If anything something wrong with you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
And so take an accident, clear yourself and keep it
the You got to get off my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, okay, okay, they say, they say, Tommy had some
problem with the bees too.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got no bodiness giving
my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is what what you want me to tell Tommy.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.
And if you kind of gain.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Other people who want to.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Jump away your side, it's not going to.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Happen because nobody complains about the beans.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Give me give me another.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Name, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody
that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy dead.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me, nephew,
tell me wasn't Now what nephew tell me? This is
Nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven. You just.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Your cousin fa Your cousin got me to brank Paul
call you what?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
People walking by me looking at me cause.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm walking again?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Means a good.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to
taste your black eyed peas.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay o good, nobody could come.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'm sitting here like I'm on get these people.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Fack, you weren't gonna get no money.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the baddest,
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh, but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh my god, keep cooking?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Having New Year? All right, New Year? And next year
I'll probably pop up in mama been house. Here.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You are welcome a coun.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're
gonna stop it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
We're gonna stop bringing these potlucks things.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Food police, Well we need food police. You know what
happened in my house?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's been doing keto low cards. Just decided, you know,
enjoying my day. So I'll let gold At had three
sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, So when I
get through on my chill and give me a big
hunk of sweet potato pie, do you know they ate
all three of them sweet potato pounds before you got dog?
(07:55):
I went over there, and Marge said, you didn't get
no pie. I said no, I was wait because after
the game, I was. They ate all three of them,
sweet tato pie, the kids, the kids, the grandparents, their friends.
I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm sorry. My tone was very nice.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Have me some food.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, if you have me
a plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat these large,
gigantic plates that everybody are eating. I'm not gonna do that.
What if she put your plate aside and somebody eat it,
and somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Now you that came to my house stealing?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
All right, Well, thank you, nephew for that. Good luck
in your marriage.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're listening hard Morning Show
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