September 20, 2024 • 9 mins
Why would you claim someone else's kid and then offer them less? Makes no sense.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
makes me hot in more ways than one hot. We'll
get into that in just a few because right now
the nephew is on deck with today's frank phone called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know? Something pretty simple? Sharing that Can I claim
your kid? Can I claim your kid?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Pranice, Prankice. This is valuable. I appreciate it. Yeah, all
of them are valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know what, but this means something to junior.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What do you mean because we claiming children, and Lord
knows I have to and two grand babies.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
There you go, thank you?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
That's what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can I claim your kid? Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What a man?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
What a man?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What a man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let's go catch doctor. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Den Devin. Right hey, Devin. How you doing? Man? My
name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to reach
out to you. You your your your son?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh? He plays basketball with my nephew.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Man, your son is the one that's on the on
the Blazers little league basketball team.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers everything, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything good man. You know,
they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen you
a couple of times, Man at the game. I don't
know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother about
about six foot.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I probably met you. You know, i'd be so
intense with the games. But yeah, what's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, actually, Man, wanted to hoigh at you about about
your son.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You you are you are? You? Are you working right now?
Are you currently working?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Am I am I working? But yeah? I am working?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you
have a you a steady job, is what I'm asking.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I mean, yeah, what you what you getting at though?
Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and all that,
like you know, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, no, no, no, what I was asking?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So, I mean you you got a regular nine to
five job you go to all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, I got a no five I mean, things is
kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
what was going on? You need a job something?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No? No, no, I'm just checking. Man.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
See what I wanted to get at you about, man,
is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your son?
Uh on your income text this year?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I going to
claim my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Right? I mean like you know as a dependent?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well you asking some real personal questions.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Now, you know, like you're the guy that you just
said you you know me from the basketball See that
my sons play on basis you know, and now he
doesn't jump from the Blazers to do I clean my
son on my taxes?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And do I have a steady income? I mean, like
you know, yeah, I gotta study income and I'm claiming
my flight. What I mean what you're trying to get
at bro?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well we'll see man, what I was thinking. You know,
I just want to read you seem like cool dude
when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
was gonna ask you, bro, is you know see right now, Man,
when I get through with my tax and stuff, I'm
gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
I see if I clean a child is not dependent. Man,
they gonna give me about twenty two twenty three hundred.
(03:40):
You see what I'm saying and what I wanted to
get at you, a boy?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is you know you let me clean as my son,
you know, so I can go and get this good money?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Bro? Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?
Bru you're talking about? You want to clean my son
on taxes? Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you
you're talking about. You've seen me at my son's basketball game.
You might be the police for all I know. Bro,
you sound like the police.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
at your sideways like that.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
they's going to hit me off of this eight hundred.
Well see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I
kick you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Man, everybody cop too sifty? You crazy? Now you sound
like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.
You're telling me you want to claim my own for
some where you owe money. I don't even know you
food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't
trying to be on no, brother, when I claim my
(04:42):
kids I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm
getting twenty three hundred two. So what looks like taking
two hundred dollars from I don't know, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here playing the
eight hundred man.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm just acting ask you to look out for a brother. Man,
you said look out.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Texting cut from forty hours a week to thirteen hours
a week, and I still got these little backs to
me for joining Michael Johan. They never put it down.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
coming at you.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Brother, Bro, I don't know if you're talking about Broh No.
Two or fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three
hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What you think I'm gonna
take two fifty from you for it? I don't even
know you like that? Man.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got a trip.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Man. If you was my brother, my people, you know,
maybe we can do a little cothing. I can understand that,
but brouh, you ain't gonna give me no two fifty
when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
three hundred. This comment money, bru So what.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Are I'm posed to do? What am I opposed to do? Devin?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to
do is go have you a seed, clean that little
every year and you'll get what I get for these
little that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what
you're gonna have to do. My hours done got cut
from forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to
go pick me up a little side. I'm saying, you
gotta change your ways. You out here trying to get
(06:02):
me locked up for government scams.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble. Man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and
getting me locked up. You got me up. I'm out
here working hard to support my kids.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Man, But I ain't fin the city and go through
this with you no more. Man, I ain't finna city
and go through this with your normal. If you're gonna
help me with this money.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Or not, bri ain't help you with. Bro. I see
you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonnack you up. Bro, promise you. Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
what I need.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Let me tell you something, Bro. What you look like?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You said life and he's going to stop six foot Bro.
When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
I'm on your bro.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You ain't on that.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You ain't on Blazers Lakers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Br you gotta bring that damn soldial security number.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need
to say to you. You're lifting to me.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
On my phone. Bro, I don't even talking to this fool.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man.
If you listening to me, say.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Your last statement. You want your toolstone?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Brother, This is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You just got prank baby, this nephew Tell me, man,
what's up, Devin.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Fool? You got me out here going crazy? Hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
work with name.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Put me up to this man, man, Man, keep doing
what you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Brother man, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
gotta tell me man, what is the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show? Yeah, crazy man, I'm a beat.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And there you have it. That's it right there? What's it?
Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I said, you know what I that's all right. Don't
worry about. Don't you worry. Don't give me no praise and worship.
That doesn'kay right, don't worry about. September twenty eight, Women's
in powermon House Party Comedy Jam. It is Me and
Nephew Timy Friends at the South Carolina State Fairground.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Tickets are on sale right now. You do not want
to miss it. Laying in the cut y'all already know.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Sweetest Day Comedy Jam Saturday, October to nineteenth. Bill Bellamy, Nephew, Tommy,
Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, lou Nel, Tony Roberts. We are
in the building and then that's that. Lafayette, Louisiana, October
twenty six, Lafayette at the Hymen Center Nephew, Tommy and Friends.
Tickets on sale right now now. Here's the one I
have not told y'all about. This is a Thanksgiving comedy fest.
(08:45):
That's Nephew Tommy, that's Cheryl Underwood. That's for Neess Mitchell.
All going down in New Jersey at the New Jersey
Park Saturday, November the thirtieth. Baby Me and Cheryl Underwood
have teamed up Fool and Mo Food Ignorant and Moignitt
Crazy and more.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, get your tickets. They all seal right now.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, nephew, Yeah, it never stops, all right? Coming
up next strawberry letter subject. He makes me hot in
more ways than one. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
makes me hot in more ways than one hot. We'll
get into that in just a few because right now
the nephew is on deck with today's frank phone called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know? Something pretty simple? Sharing that Can I claim
your kid? Can I claim your kid?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Pranice, Prankice. This is valuable. I appreciate it. Yeah, all
of them are valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know what, but this means something to junior.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What do you mean because we claiming children, and Lord
knows I have to and two grand babies.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
There you go, thank you?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
That's what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can I claim your kid? Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What a man?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
What a man?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What a man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Let's go catch doctor. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Den Devin. Right hey, Devin. How you doing? Man? My
name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to reach
out to you. You your your your son?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh? He plays basketball with my nephew.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Man, your son is the one that's on the on
the Blazers little league basketball team.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers everything, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything good man. You know,
they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen you
a couple of times, Man at the game. I don't
know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother about
about six foot.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I probably met you. You know, i'd be so
intense with the games. But yeah, what's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, actually, Man, wanted to hoigh at you about about
your son.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You you are you are? You? Are you working right now?
Are you currently working?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Am I am I working? But yeah? I am working?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you
have a you a steady job, is what I'm asking.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I mean, yeah, what you what you getting at though?
Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and all that,
like you know, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, no, no, no, what I was asking?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So, I mean you you got a regular nine to
five job you go to all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, I got a no five I mean, things is
kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
what was going on? You need a job something?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
No? No, no, I'm just checking. Man.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
See what I wanted to get at you about, man,
is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your son?
Uh on your income text this year?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I going to
claim my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Right? I mean like you know as a dependent?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well you asking some real personal questions.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Now, you know, like you're the guy that you just
said you you know me from the basketball See that
my sons play on basis you know, and now he
doesn't jump from the Blazers to do I clean my
son on my taxes?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And do I have a steady income? I mean, like
you know, yeah, I gotta study income and I'm claiming
my flight. What I mean what you're trying to get
at bro?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well we'll see man, what I was thinking. You know,
I just want to read you seem like cool dude
when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
was gonna ask you, bro, is you know see right now, Man,
when I get through with my tax and stuff, I'm
gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
I see if I clean a child is not dependent. Man,
they gonna give me about twenty two twenty three hundred.
(03:40):
You see what I'm saying and what I wanted to
get at you, a boy?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is you know you let me clean as my son,
you know, so I can go and get this good money?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Bro? Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?
Bru you're talking about? You want to clean my son
on taxes? Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you
you're talking about. You've seen me at my son's basketball game.
You might be the police for all I know. Bro,
you sound like the police.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
at your sideways like that.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
they's going to hit me off of this eight hundred.
Well see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I
kick you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Man, everybody cop too sifty? You crazy? Now you sound
like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.
You're telling me you want to claim my own for
some where you owe money. I don't even know you
food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't
trying to be on no, brother, when I claim my
(04:42):
kids I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm
getting twenty three hundred two. So what looks like taking
two hundred dollars from I don't know, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here playing the
eight hundred man.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm just acting ask you to look out for a brother. Man,
you said look out.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Texting cut from forty hours a week to thirteen hours
a week, and I still got these little backs to
me for joining Michael Johan. They never put it down.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
coming at you.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Brother, Bro, I don't know if you're talking about Broh No.
Two or fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three
hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What you think I'm gonna
take two fifty from you for it? I don't even
know you like that? Man.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got a trip.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Man. If you was my brother, my people, you know,
maybe we can do a little cothing. I can understand that,
but brouh, you ain't gonna give me no two fifty
when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
three hundred. This comment money, bru So what.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Are I'm posed to do? What am I opposed to do? Devin?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to
do is go have you a seed, clean that little
every year and you'll get what I get for these
little that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what
you're gonna have to do. My hours done got cut
from forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to
go pick me up a little side. I'm saying, you
gotta change your ways. You out here trying to get
(06:02):
me locked up for government scams.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble. Man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and
getting me locked up. You got me up. I'm out
here working hard to support my kids.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Man, But I ain't fin the city and go through
this with you no more. Man, I ain't finna city
and go through this with your normal. If you're gonna
help me with this money.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Or not, bri ain't help you with. Bro. I see
you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonnack you up. Bro, promise you. Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
what I need.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Let me tell you something, Bro. What you look like?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You said life and he's going to stop six foot Bro.
When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
I'm on your bro.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You ain't on that.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You ain't on Blazers Lakers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Br you gotta bring that damn soldial security number.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need
to say to you. You're lifting to me.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
On my phone. Bro, I don't even talking to this fool.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man.
If you listening to me, say.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Your last statement. You want your toolstone?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Brother, This is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You just got prank baby, this nephew Tell me, man,
what's up, Devin.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Fool? You got me out here going crazy? Hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
work with name.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Put me up to this man, man, Man, keep doing
what you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Brother man, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
gotta tell me man, what is the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show? Yeah, crazy man, I'm a beat.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And there you have it. That's it right there? What's it?
Come on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I said, you know what I that's all right. Don't
worry about. Don't you worry. Don't give me no praise and worship.
That doesn'kay right, don't worry about. September twenty eight, Women's
in powermon House Party Comedy Jam. It is Me and
Nephew Timy Friends at the South Carolina State Fairground.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Tickets are on sale right now. You do not want
to miss it. Laying in the cut y'all already know.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Sweetest Day Comedy Jam Saturday, October to nineteenth. Bill Bellamy, Nephew, Tommy,
Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, lou Nel, Tony Roberts. We are
in the building and then that's that. Lafayette, Louisiana, October
twenty six, Lafayette at the Hymen Center Nephew, Tommy and Friends.
Tickets on sale right now now. Here's the one I
have not told y'all about. This is a Thanksgiving comedy fest.
(08:45):
That's Nephew Tommy, that's Cheryl Underwood. That's for Neess Mitchell.
All going down in New Jersey at the New Jersey
Park Saturday, November the thirtieth. Baby Me and Cheryl Underwood
have teamed up Fool and Mo Food Ignorant and Moignitt
Crazy and more.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, get your tickets. They all seal right now.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, nephew, Yeah, it never stops, all right? Coming
up next strawberry letter subject. He makes me hot in
more ways than one. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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