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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you have for us?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Did you write the Strawberry letter amazing lines? There's some
people with amazing lines.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna switch it. Here go this
this this is gonna feel like a real hard transition.
This title of this is Me and My Jesus, Me
and my Jesus cat dog. If you would, let's go Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach your sister.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
You are a member there? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes? I am?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, listen, I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
They some of the members have gotten together and had
a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It seems that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that
go on and wanted for me to give you a
call on their behalf so that we can see if
we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
possible and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm sorry, And what is your name again?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
My name is ma'am uh. I'm not actually a member
of the church. I've just been the one that's been
asked to give you a call and try to talk
on the members' behalf, so maybe we can get this
problem rectified that you that they have as far as
you are concerned, now.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what
this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, it seems like the members of the church are
complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday.
You're running up and down aisle and you're shouting all
over the place and it's me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
the word and being involved in the service. And that's
the purpose of the call is to see if we
can get you to tone it down some.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting
the way people run up and down in the house
every Sunday and almost tearing cart wheels and flips, and
they singling me I complained about me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, ma'am, I.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they
say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
How am I being singled out?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing
too much shouting and too much running at this church.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now I'm just the message.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, they can't tell me how to shout, They can't
tell me what's going on in my life. What's gonna
keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they
could just they can go somewhere else with that, But
they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise my God.
They don't know how good God has been to me.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And you know what, I understand that I agree with
you wholeheartedly. But it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
was at the point last night talking about should we
put some seat belts on the pews so you can
stay down?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Will put some seatly gonna tell people they can shout
in church and praise God? What can we come to church? Farm?
Will you do come to We need to be trying
to prase God and get their own shout on and
stop looking at me and worrying about what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We gonna need you to quit running up and down
these aisles and doing what you now.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm sorry, sir, you know I'm trying to stay calm.
I'm trying my best. Who Jesus, she said, that's not happening.
You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
Aren't you just standing still?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Talking? But I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, what I'm trying to get you to like.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I want to run up and down this street right now,
I can run up and down the street and praise God.
But they're not gonna tell me to stop shouting at church?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Can we get you to be a little bit more
reserved as what we see? Man?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me let me go ahead and go further on what.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They do, how the spirit moves.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
told me. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
If we can't get to the point where you can,
you know, tone it down, then we may have to
ask you to leave.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
To ask me, oh gee, Jesus, well, Jesus, you ask me.
Why would they want me to leave a church. I've
been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not leaving
the church. I'm gonna run up and down. I'm not
gonna run on the church. I turn me some flips.
Where am I I feel like it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, no, listen, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
But I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday.
Mail and I have been the person that's been appointed
to make sure that you're not running up and down
these hous and shotting like this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You got to keep yourself reserved.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So people can hear the word of God.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing.
You in the whale.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I want.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
give them a word and it ain't gonna be a God.
So let's to put that hands up on me here now. Listen,
I'm trying to get that now. You could say, I'm
to been in that church fifteen years. If I want
to run and dance, shout, jump, squy, whatever I want
to do, I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was
your last Sunday doing it. And you're not finna do
with this son.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you
could tell the ernswers, the deacon boys, the deaconess, the
minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let
them put their hands on me and see if I
don't sling on them. I'm gonna come right about the
spirit and swing on me. I'm telling you that now
because se sir, you don't really push me there out
of tried, out of tried. Let me ask you what
you trying to show that I'm saying, but you make it.
(05:24):
You you're making me revert back to my own ways,
and you you really finna put me out, that's what
you're finna do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this, Where is the
God at right now in you?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Where is the one that here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It was the God was in me when I was
trying to be calmed with you at first to tell
you don't be calling me with this foolishness. But now
you have made the other side of me ro he's up.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
raise it up in me too. Guess what come sound
that you're gonna sit you in that pew and you ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Gonna you know when you call yourself? Okay, all right,
all right, we're gonna see how well I'm not sitting
if you matter of fact. First thing in the morning,
I'm going to past Oh yeah, gotta deacon, whatever you want,
whatever your name is, I'm gonna tell him about it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
God, matter how long you need to live, I would
be talking to Pastor myself and letting him know about
this situation.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You don't talk.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't know. We can come Pastor.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Way. You don't talk to Pastor.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I talked to pastor at this church fifteen years. Like
I said, I'm telling you, oh Jesus, oh you feel.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh Jesus, not not not not now see just like this,
and you'll see how you calling on him and you
standing here.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, because I'm calling on here to keep me from
just really going to cuss you out right now because
you didn't really hit my nerves.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know you better say it real quick because you're
gonna talk to this operator.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's his nephew, Timey from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You just got prank by your girl.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh you see, you know oh I'm I'm I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
But on the Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby,
Let me ask you something. What is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The land and morning.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then we have it twenty twenty six, King of Pranky, Sir, Yes, sir,
pranking stupid. Feel different in twenty twenty six, you know
it's the same I feel.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh you feel different? Oh you feel more stupid or
less less? I think my stupidest fading you I'm not, no, not,
that's oh, sir junior junior speaking of the state today. Yeah,
let us know it's still on. If you think it's fading.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
He's saying it is less step something more smarter and
more intelligent and more see when more smarter, smart smart
or smart word pick yes smart.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Just don't put them more on word, Just say I'm
more word yea more and more intelligent or who can
say that any intelligence? It'll be mold all right, woo, Okay,
(08:41):
that was something right there. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
What do you have for us?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Did you write the Strawberry letter amazing lines? There's some
people with amazing lines.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna switch it. Here go this
this this is gonna feel like a real hard transition.
This title of this is Me and My Jesus, Me
and my Jesus cat dog. If you would, let's go Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach your sister.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
You are a member there? Am I right?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes? I am?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, listen, I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
They some of the members have gotten together and had
a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It seems that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
A lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that
go on and wanted for me to give you a
call on their behalf so that we can see if
we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
possible and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm sorry, And what is your name again?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
My name is ma'am uh. I'm not actually a member
of the church. I've just been the one that's been
asked to give you a call and try to talk
on the members' behalf, so maybe we can get this
problem rectified that you that they have as far as
you are concerned, now.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what
this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, it seems like the members of the church are
complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday.
You're running up and down aisle and you're shouting all
over the place and it's me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that what
you're saying?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
the word and being involved in the service. And that's
the purpose of the call is to see if we
can get you to tone it down some.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting
the way people run up and down in the house
every Sunday and almost tearing cart wheels and flips, and
they singling me I complained about me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, ma'am, I.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they
say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
How am I being singled out?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing
too much shouting and too much running at this church.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now I'm just the message.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, they can't tell me how to shout, They can't
tell me what's going on in my life. What's gonna
keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they
could just they can go somewhere else with that, But
they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise my God.
They don't know how good God has been to me.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And you know what, I understand that I agree with
you wholeheartedly. But it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
was at the point last night talking about should we
put some seat belts on the pews so you can
stay down?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Will put some seatly gonna tell people they can shout
in church and praise God? What can we come to church? Farm?
Will you do come to We need to be trying
to prase God and get their own shout on and
stop looking at me and worrying about what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We gonna need you to quit running up and down
these aisles and doing what you now.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm sorry, sir, you know I'm trying to stay calm.
I'm trying my best. Who Jesus, she said, that's not happening.
You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
Aren't you just standing still?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Talking? But I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, what I'm trying to get you to like.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I want to run up and down this street right now,
I can run up and down the street and praise God.
But they're not gonna tell me to stop shouting at church?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Can we get you to be a little bit more
reserved as what we see? Man?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me let me go ahead and go further on what.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
They do, how the spirit moves.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
told me. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
If we can't get to the point where you can,
you know, tone it down, then we may have to
ask you to leave.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
To ask me, oh gee, Jesus, well, Jesus, you ask me.
Why would they want me to leave a church. I've
been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not leaving
the church. I'm gonna run up and down. I'm not
gonna run on the church. I turn me some flips.
Where am I I feel like it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, no, listen, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
But I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday.
Mail and I have been the person that's been appointed
to make sure that you're not running up and down
these hous and shotting like this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You got to keep yourself reserved.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So people can hear the word of God.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing.
You in the whale.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I want.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
give them a word and it ain't gonna be a God.
So let's to put that hands up on me here now. Listen,
I'm trying to get that now. You could say, I'm
to been in that church fifteen years. If I want
to run and dance, shout, jump, squy, whatever I want
to do, I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was
your last Sunday doing it. And you're not finna do
with this son.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you
could tell the ernswers, the deacon boys, the deaconess, the
minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let
them put their hands on me and see if I
don't sling on them. I'm gonna come right about the
spirit and swing on me. I'm telling you that now
because se sir, you don't really push me there out
of tried, out of tried. Let me ask you what
you trying to show that I'm saying, but you make it.
(05:24):
You you're making me revert back to my own ways,
and you you really finna put me out, that's what
you're finna do.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this, Where is the
God at right now in you?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Where is the one that here?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It was the God was in me when I was
trying to be calmed with you at first to tell
you don't be calling me with this foolishness. But now
you have made the other side of me ro he's up.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
raise it up in me too. Guess what come sound
that you're gonna sit you in that pew and you ain't.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Gonna you know when you call yourself? Okay, all right,
all right, we're gonna see how well I'm not sitting
if you matter of fact. First thing in the morning,
I'm going to past Oh yeah, gotta deacon, whatever you want,
whatever your name is, I'm gonna tell him about it.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
God, matter how long you need to live, I would
be talking to Pastor myself and letting him know about
this situation.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You don't talk.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't know. We can come Pastor.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Way. You don't talk to Pastor.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I talked to pastor at this church fifteen years. Like
I said, I'm telling you, oh Jesus, oh you feel.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Oh Jesus, not not not not now see just like this,
and you'll see how you calling on him and you
standing here.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, because I'm calling on here to keep me from
just really going to cuss you out right now because
you didn't really hit my nerves.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You know you better say it real quick because you're
gonna talk to this operator.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's his nephew, Timey from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You just got prank by your girl.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh you see, you know oh I'm I'm I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
But on the Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby,
Let me ask you something. What is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The land and morning.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then we have it twenty twenty six, King of Pranky, Sir, Yes, sir,
pranking stupid. Feel different in twenty twenty six, you know
it's the same I feel.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh you feel different? Oh you feel more stupid or
less less? I think my stupidest fading you I'm not, no, not,
that's oh, sir junior junior speaking of the state today. Yeah,
let us know it's still on. If you think it's fading.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
He's saying it is less step something more smarter and
more intelligent and more see when more smarter, smart smart
or smart word pick yes smart.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Just don't put them more on word, Just say I'm
more word yea more and more intelligent or who can
say that any intelligence? It'll be mold all right, woo, Okay,
(08:41):
that was something right there. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
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