January 21, 2026 • 9 mins
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's phone called nephew.
What you at force.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Gotta feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Y'all, y'all, are you gotta being stupid? This is the
bout into the where's your pledging?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Going?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm starting a new fraternity stupid fight.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, this right here, get ready to get ready.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This right here is called my Auntie's bike. My Auntie's bike, gotting.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Gotta road. I gotta i'mnna wait, i'mnna wait.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm wait till later, skin later. I ain't gonna hurt
this feelings right now.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, see, don't don't don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, take Jennison, let's take take us side five.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We'll talk about Steven A.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Smith Lake.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So ah, my boys, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What is y'all gonna deal with him? What y'all? All?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Cat dog, let's go. My auntie is bike.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hello along, I'm trying to reach bond. Hey man, this
this this K dub Man. Listen, do you know somebody
to live on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
My mama, my mama, stay?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What was this? Hey? This this K dub Man my auntie,
Miss Tinsley, she live on now. My auntie said, you
came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
stuff out of her garage. Told her, well, first of all,
who is you, man, I stole the bike somebody garage?
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who is Kate?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I don't know know k does?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is Kate doug Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley lived
down the street from your mama, and my anti just
got me. You the one came in in and took
a bike in a toolbox or somebody that garage. Man.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
First of all, I don't even know no, Miss Tinsley.
And second of all, I don't steal your your aunty,
Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put put on the phone, man,
put your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing
from nowhere. I ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
She can't talk. My anti can't talk to you.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why she can't talk? She said, I sole something.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, my my auntie death. She signed language me and
told me that you the one stole stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Your AUNTI death. And she told you she signed language
you and said I stole the bike on wait just
a minute, why do you get my number.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hold on sign language and me not hold on. Okay,
she says, quit all that line. You know, well you
the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He man, So your auntie is cutting me out through
you in side language that you're telling me that I
have stole the bike. Say man, first of all, I
hell you even get my number?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Man, I got your numbers. Anybody that lived down the
street that ain't your mama? Miss yeah, miss to my mama. Okay, okay,
well look man, the people down the street up, but
then the new your number. I told them I needed
to talk to you. To them, I ain't told me
that that you was the one that stole the bike
out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying to tell me.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Can you can't? Can you all right? Can you silate
back to your ain't it?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I can sign back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
How about this?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no right now?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Man, hold on, grown man, I'm trying to tell her
right now. Wait a minute, okay, hold on, she's saying something.
She said, your black just lying and you know what
you got this bike?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
May look here, man, you your painted that street with
nobody on this street except for my mama. I'm a
grown man, so I gotta steal a bike for so death.
She must be dumb too, she's death had dog. She's like,
I sold something, y'all.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Don I mean, I don't even know y'all are you
ain't he ain't deaf and dumb, dude, Okay, MI AIN'TI
don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that that
that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying. And just to be lying,
Why you just gonna lie on you watch you're gonna
pick you out?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And you know what, I don't know what's going on,
but I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now,
I got a car that ain't paid for I got.
I'm a grown man. I'm trying to get cussed in
my son, So I'm gonna come in somebody garage instead
of Mike. Is you pray it? You crazy that she
is manking out my line with that hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
On, Mia ain't a talking what she's saying. Wait a minute, man,
I'm trying to see what she was saying. She said,
that's black. No, well he took that bike and he
better bring.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That bike looking, man, I don't know what you're still
on my line? Man, I ain't took no bike. The
dump ain't his line. Do easy, it's even.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hey, dog, you canna tell you something you're gonna respect
mi AMMI me.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call my phone
with that. I mean to try to get my together.
You call me some who aren't you?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K dub. Everybody know K Dub.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I ain't never heard of no k dub in my life.
My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
I heard abouy no death lady. I ain't seen no bike.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Get off my line, man, A man, you're gonna make
me go down and steal something out of miss house
if you don't bring that bike back.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Got me bring somebody come my ma mouse if you
want to tell on my way over there, find somebody,
come on Mama house, my family. It's gonna be over
for you. That dumb ain't you got whoever down that
gave you my number.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Everybody you got me.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
We gonna go this up our best street up. You
come by my mama house. You better not stepping my
mama playing. You come by my mama playing some of
them you worked, you got me stuff. You're gonna tell
me to the dark side. Come on my way right now.
I don't know we get on the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying? I ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared
of your.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh and pray say hell yo death. I ain't need
to bring up outside. And I bet you she hear
him licks. I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll
be so she gonna be undeath today. I bet she
get killed.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You see me whooping yo? Man? Literally, I ain't coming
by myself. Only Tommy gonna be there with me. Tommy
gonna help me. Whoop yo who it's time to tell
me who Tommy man nehew Toimy from the Steel harb
in morning show. You just got pranked by your mama,
Miss llau.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Uh that said great dem man.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
My mama.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, I don't like nobody man.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Guys, you say my son loved me to death. He
don't let nothing. He take care of me. He don't
let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let nobody
mess with me. He said, all you got to do that,
like you're gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Man, Well, I don't shre. I don't see because of
like I need a man, guy, I'm in the mirror swept.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm mad for real, y'all did this so? Man? I
swear to go. That wasn't myself.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh yeah, Man, tell my mama she's wrong for that too, Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What up? Nephew? You do You have to change, boy,
you have to change you just like me. You know
your mama. I ain't mad at Hey, I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The land, Man without a doubt? Man's Steve Harvey Morning
Show Man will be fore timing Man without doubt?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Hey, Man, tell me Beroe. I said, Hey, all right,
I know I'm a little two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You want to play games?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
There this catch that, nephew, straight ignorant, straight stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know how I do, and I will be doing it, Yes,
you do. I will be doing it Valentine's weekend, all
weekend long Levity Live.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's called Nayak Naiack New York. Tickets are on sale
right now. The Nephew is coming to Town Levity Live
thirteen fourteen, fifteen one on the thirteenth, Who on the fourteenth,
Who on the fifteenth, The Nephew coming to Town be
off on the sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Y'all know how you get down?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You know how I wro okay ah God.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Get to say.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Say it, Hey, Hey, I mean that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's like I'm putting it in.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's like I'm I noticed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
All right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Steve Hardy Morning Show
It is time for the nephew and today's phone called nephew.
What you at force.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Gotta feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Y'all, y'all, are you gotta being stupid? This is the
bout into the where's your pledging?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Going?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm starting a new fraternity stupid fight.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, this right here, get ready to get ready.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This right here is called my Auntie's bike. My Auntie's bike, gotting.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Gotta road. I gotta i'mnna wait, i'mnna wait.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm wait till later, skin later. I ain't gonna hurt
this feelings right now.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, see, don't don't don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, take Jennison, let's take take us side five.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We'll talk about Steven A.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Smith Lake.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So ah, my boys, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What is y'all gonna deal with him? What y'all? All?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Cat dog, let's go. My auntie is bike.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hello along, I'm trying to reach bond. Hey man, this
this this K dub Man. Listen, do you know somebody
to live on? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
My mama, my mama, stay?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What was this? Hey? This this K dub Man my auntie,
Miss Tinsley, she live on now. My auntie said, you
came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
stuff out of her garage. Told her, well, first of all,
who is you, man, I stole the bike somebody garage?
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Who is Kate?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I don't know know k does?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is Kate doug Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley lived
down the street from your mama, and my anti just
got me. You the one came in in and took
a bike in a toolbox or somebody that garage. Man.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
First of all, I don't even know no, Miss Tinsley.
And second of all, I don't steal your your aunty,
Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put put on the phone, man,
put your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing
from nowhere. I ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
She can't talk. My anti can't talk to you.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why she can't talk? She said, I sole something.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
No, my my auntie death. She signed language me and
told me that you the one stole stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Your AUNTI death. And she told you she signed language
you and said I stole the bike on wait just
a minute, why do you get my number.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hold on sign language and me not hold on. Okay,
she says, quit all that line. You know, well you
the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He man, So your auntie is cutting me out through
you in side language that you're telling me that I
have stole the bike. Say man, first of all, I
hell you even get my number?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Man, I got your numbers. Anybody that lived down the
street that ain't your mama? Miss yeah, miss to my mama. Okay, okay,
well look man, the people down the street up, but
then the new your number. I told them I needed
to talk to you. To them, I ain't told me
that that you was the one that stole the bike
out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying to tell me.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Can you can't? Can you all right? Can you silate
back to your ain't it?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I can sign back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bike.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
How about this?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no right now?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Man, hold on, grown man, I'm trying to tell her
right now. Wait a minute, okay, hold on, she's saying something.
She said, your black just lying and you know what
you got this bike?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
May look here, man, you your painted that street with
nobody on this street except for my mama. I'm a
grown man, so I gotta steal a bike for so death.
She must be dumb too, she's death had dog. She's like,
I sold something, y'all.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Don I mean, I don't even know y'all are you
ain't he ain't deaf and dumb, dude, Okay, MI AIN'TI
don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that that
that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't gonna be lying. And just to be lying,
Why you just gonna lie on you watch you're gonna
pick you out?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And you know what, I don't know what's going on,
but I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now,
I got a car that ain't paid for I got.
I'm a grown man. I'm trying to get cussed in
my son, So I'm gonna come in somebody garage instead
of Mike. Is you pray it? You crazy that she
is manking out my line with that hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
On, Mia ain't a talking what she's saying. Wait a minute, man,
I'm trying to see what she was saying. She said,
that's black. No, well he took that bike and he
better bring.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That bike looking, man, I don't know what you're still
on my line? Man, I ain't took no bike. The
dump ain't his line. Do easy, it's even.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hey, dog, you canna tell you something you're gonna respect
mi AMMI me.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call my phone
with that. I mean to try to get my together.
You call me some who aren't you?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What are you? I don't know this is I don't
know man. I'm K dub. Everybody know K Dub.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I ain't never heard of no k dub in my life.
My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
I heard abouy no death lady. I ain't seen no bike.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Get off my line, man, A man, you're gonna make
me go down and steal something out of miss house
if you don't bring that bike back.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Got me bring somebody come my ma mouse if you
want to tell on my way over there, find somebody,
come on Mama house, my family. It's gonna be over
for you. That dumb ain't you got whoever down that
gave you my number.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Everybody you got me.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
We gonna go this up our best street up. You
come by my mama house. You better not stepping my
mama playing. You come by my mama playing some of
them you worked, you got me stuff. You're gonna tell
me to the dark side. Come on my way right now.
I don't know we get on the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
you saying? I ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared
of your.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh and pray say hell yo death. I ain't need
to bring up outside. And I bet you she hear
him licks. I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll
be so she gonna be undeath today. I bet she
get killed.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You see me whooping yo? Man? Literally, I ain't coming
by myself. Only Tommy gonna be there with me. Tommy
gonna help me. Whoop yo who it's time to tell
me who Tommy man nehew Toimy from the Steel harb
in morning show. You just got pranked by your mama,
Miss llau.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Uh that said great dem man.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
My mama.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, I don't like nobody man.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Guys, you say my son loved me to death. He
don't let nothing. He take care of me. He don't
let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let nobody
mess with me. He said, all you got to do that,
like you're gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Man, Well, I don't shre. I don't see because of
like I need a man, guy, I'm in the mirror swept.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm mad for real, y'all did this so? Man? I
swear to go. That wasn't myself.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh yeah, Man, tell my mama she's wrong for that too, Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What up? Nephew? You do You have to change, boy,
you have to change you just like me. You know
your mama. I ain't mad at Hey, I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The land, Man without a doubt? Man's Steve Harvey Morning
Show Man will be fore timing Man without doubt?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Hey, Man, tell me Beroe. I said, Hey, all right,
I know I'm a little two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You want to play games?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
There this catch that, nephew, straight ignorant, straight stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know how I do, and I will be doing it, Yes,
you do. I will be doing it Valentine's weekend, all
weekend long Levity Live.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's called Nayak Naiack New York. Tickets are on sale
right now. The Nephew is coming to Town Levity Live
thirteen fourteen, fifteen one on the thirteenth, Who on the fourteenth,
Who on the fifteenth, The Nephew coming to Town be
off on the sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Y'all know how you get down?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You know how I wro okay ah God.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Get to say.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Say it, Hey, Hey, I mean that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's like I'm putting it in.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's like I'm I noticed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
All right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Steve Hardy Morning Show
Popular Podcasts
Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt, Bowen & The Olympics
Two Guys (Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers). Five Rings (you know, from the Olympics logo). One essential podcast for the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. Bowen Yang (SNL, Wicked) and Matt Rogers (Palm Royale, No Good Deed) of Las Culturistas are back for a second season of Two Guys, Five Rings, a collaboration with NBC Sports and iHeartRadio. In this 15-episode event, Bowen and Matt discuss the top storylines, obsess over Italian culture, and find out what really goes on in the Olympic Village.
iHeartOlympics: The Latest
Listen to the latest news from the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Milan Cortina Winter Olympics
The 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan Cortina are here and have everyone talking. iHeartPodcasts is buzzing with content in honor of the XXV Winter Olympics We’re bringing you episodes from a variety of iHeartPodcast shows to help you keep up with the action. Follow Milan Cortina Winter Olympics so you don’t miss any coverage of the 2026 Winter Olympics, and if you like what you hear, be sure to follow each Podcast in the feed for more great content from iHeartPodcasts.