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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got it, I got it, I got it just
right here is pecan tree.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Pecan tree. My granddaddy used to say, pee can that
pecan tree running. Let's go catch dom.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, I'm trying to reach LC this. Hey, let me
let me. Hey. My name is Marcus.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My mom and them little next door to your and
missus my mom and daddy little next door to you.
And I was calling because y'all got a pecan tree
in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line
and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Falling over into my mam and them yard.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I'm talking to see if y'all can do something man,
where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
them have got a little older. You know, we've been
picking them up for a long time. But I need
somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back
that's hanging over so that they won't, you know, the
pecans won't be falling over into my mom and them yard,
cause you know, for them to be bending over like
(01:00):
there picking up them pecan and it's a lot of them,
So you know, mister, I just wanted to holler at
you and see if you don't mind maybe cutting the
limbs back, because even when we turn the lawnmower on
and stuff, man, it's just, you know, the pecans and
stuff be coming out of the lawnmow just shooting all
over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, first of all, Mather Cone trills an old for
con three and it's fout well and I can't see
me cutting it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nobody to
maintain your y'all. I mean you your mother. You can
maintain your mother's yall.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Sir.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
day and check on them. But I don't have time
to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
But they're four or five limbs. I mean they they
there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So Mava con tree is shad. I go there. There's nothing,
no kind of nothing back there, okay, whatever, sir, I'm
not cutting my tree like that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sir, Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you
to do is I'm not I want you cutting your
entire tree down. I just want you to cut a
few limbs, sir, so you know those that way that
those are the ones that are hanging over. It won't
be you know, the pecans won't be falling over into
my mom's them yard. And and you know, like I say,
they're older now, man, they can't be bending over like that.
So you know, I'm I'm just coming to you as
(02:31):
a man right now and asking you, will you please
cut this down so these pecans can quick falling over
my mom and.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Them yard as you. All you can do is hire someone, okay,
someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
cuts the yard. But even when he cutting the yard,
these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. The
law more they they soon the lady, we're gonna be
breaking windows over there.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
up before they up?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's why am I arguing with you about picking up
stuff and all of this. I'm asking you to cut
a funky lift five limbs so these dog on pecans.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ain't are following off my mama yard.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You you want to cut, you're gonna make me come.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Over here, cut the whole. I would come, cut the
whole the tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
say that your lord, I say though.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to
cut your little funky pecan tree down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now. I ain't fro the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No what, no what? Guess what you you you bad
know you can cut it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Offin look, sir, tonight today rather this evening. It's either
gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna cut these
five limbs and I won't cut off fenna cut cut
the whole pecan tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's my tree in any game, nobody's gonna with my tree.
I'm here right now. You're not hearing them in yard?
Right now? Come on?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Is you over that right now?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I will bring my right hold back.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know what, you get my number in the way,
got your number?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I got it because it's the same.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It is one address left in my mama. You're gonna
cut this tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm waiting on them good anyway, man, I ain't using
my feet and seven in the long time. Any way,
I've been waiting on him like you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You lost your mind, you little young punk.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I told you once, then I told you twice. I'm old,
you young, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
See that's what's right.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Then you know what you can do. Tell your mama
to make a for corn pie and bring me a pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What you say about my mama, Tell.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Them to make a the pcan pie and come for me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Tell my mama what make.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
A corn pie with con make a pecan pie.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't want no pecan poe. We don't even eat
pocn pie.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We so sick of because you got followed over in
the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You got to do something about this. Man. Now, I'm
trying to I'm trying not to hurt you, old man.
I really hurt me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean, come on, hurt me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Ready for me. I'm on my I'm on my way.
Is your south side? Is you outside?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You know how you say you know what? I'm here,
I'm here. I'm I'm ana man. Your mama way, you
get out.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I want putting me out.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm you get your getting back in your driveway. You
get out my mama driveway, get out of it. You
get out of my mama drahnway.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Whoa crying for? Now? Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You get out of my mama, get out of my
mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Better go cook me something me because I'm gonna sit here.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
With you listening, you don't want to say. I'm waiting
at you at your mama house.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You just got pranked by your brother. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't pay this con man. I'm gonna put my
feet man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I don't play. I'm
too old for this kind of LC.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Do me favor first of all, get im people yard,
go back to yr yard.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And you gave me hot blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ain't nobody mad bout your pecan tree? Noney, that ain't
nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you alright?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Don't know I got a living now, man, I've been
carrying my grandkids school listeners. Listen, man, y'all boy, y'all, y'all,
y'all boy, y'all something else, man, I.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Got one more question for you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
L season the same of it, so.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Depetitive at its best, at its best, all right, I
got one for you. The Nephew then picked up a
whole weekend, a stupid, A whole weekend, a stupid February
thirteenth to the fifteenth, The Nephew will be Levity Live.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's Levity Live.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That is West Nayak, New York, West Nayak, New York.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Ain't nothing being that man. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That is February thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, which means Valentine's bring
your loved one, Yes, yes, bring your girl, bring your man,
bring the one you're trying to be, your man, whatever
you want to do, come out the fools in town.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
In New York, all right. Nayak, New York.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Levity Live tickets on sale right now, February thirteenth, fourteenth,
and fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I will not be the work on sixteenth.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
And they know that, they know that I have a
question for you, Tommy, Yes, sir, he was talking about
all the people you will bring. Can you bring anybody
your glooming?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I take you, I take groomers, groomies. Yeah yeah right,
I'm too old. Don't put your hand on told you
the point about grooming is you don't know you're being
groom Here's one better.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You got something in your eye.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like your mom used to do. Draw grown man blowing
your eyes? Hey man, I know you are just blew
in my eye.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Stupid it on the way now, yet do it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got something your you know, let me get.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Going.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was Junior were blowing mud man to worry about. We're
fighting so hard you're listening Hardy Morning Show
Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got it, I got it, I got it just
right here is pecan tree.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Pecan tree. My granddaddy used to say, pee can that
pecan tree running. Let's go catch dom.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, I'm trying to reach LC this. Hey, let me
let me. Hey. My name is Marcus.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My mom and them little next door to your and
missus my mom and daddy little next door to you.
And I was calling because y'all got a pecan tree
in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line
and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Falling over into my mam and them yard.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I'm talking to see if y'all can do something man,
where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
them have got a little older. You know, we've been
picking them up for a long time. But I need
somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back
that's hanging over so that they won't, you know, the
pecans won't be falling over into my mom and them yard,
cause you know, for them to be bending over like
(01:00):
there picking up them pecan and it's a lot of them,
So you know, mister, I just wanted to holler at
you and see if you don't mind maybe cutting the
limbs back, because even when we turn the lawnmower on
and stuff, man, it's just, you know, the pecans and
stuff be coming out of the lawnmow just shooting all
over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, first of all, Mather Cone trills an old for
con three and it's fout well and I can't see
me cutting it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nobody to
maintain your y'all. I mean you your mother. You can
maintain your mother's yall.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Sir.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
day and check on them. But I don't have time
to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
But they're four or five limbs. I mean they they
there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So Mava con tree is shad. I go there. There's nothing,
no kind of nothing back there, okay, whatever, sir, I'm
not cutting my tree like that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Sir, Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you
to do is I'm not I want you cutting your
entire tree down. I just want you to cut a
few limbs, sir, so you know those that way that
those are the ones that are hanging over. It won't
be you know, the pecans won't be falling over into
my mom's them yard. And and you know, like I say,
they're older now, man, they can't be bending over like that.
So you know, I'm I'm just coming to you as
(02:31):
a man right now and asking you, will you please
cut this down so these pecans can quick falling over
my mom and.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Them yard as you. All you can do is hire someone, okay,
someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
cuts the yard. But even when he cutting the yard,
these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. The
law more they they soon the lady, we're gonna be
breaking windows over there.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
up before they up?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's why am I arguing with you about picking up
stuff and all of this. I'm asking you to cut
a funky lift five limbs so these dog on pecans.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ain't are following off my mama yard.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You you want to cut, you're gonna make me come.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Over here, cut the whole. I would come, cut the
whole the tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
say that your lord, I say though.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to
cut your little funky pecan tree down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now. I ain't fro the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No what, no what? Guess what you you you bad
know you can cut it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Offin look, sir, tonight today rather this evening. It's either
gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna cut these
five limbs and I won't cut off fenna cut cut
the whole pecan tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's my tree in any game, nobody's gonna with my tree.
I'm here right now. You're not hearing them in yard?
Right now? Come on?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Is you over that right now?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I will bring my right hold back.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know what, you get my number in the way,
got your number?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I got it because it's the same.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It is one address left in my mama. You're gonna
cut this tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm waiting on them good anyway, man, I ain't using
my feet and seven in the long time. Any way,
I've been waiting on him like you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You lost your mind, you little young punk.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I told you once, then I told you twice. I'm old,
you young, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
See that's what's right.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Then you know what you can do. Tell your mama
to make a for corn pie and bring me a pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What you say about my mama, Tell.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Them to make a the pcan pie and come for me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Tell my mama what make.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
A corn pie with con make a pecan pie.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't want no pecan poe. We don't even eat
pocn pie.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We so sick of because you got followed over in
the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You got to do something about this. Man. Now, I'm
trying to I'm trying not to hurt you, old man.
I really hurt me.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean, come on, hurt me.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Ready for me. I'm on my I'm on my way.
Is your south side? Is you outside?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You know how you say you know what? I'm here,
I'm here. I'm I'm ana man. Your mama way, you
get out.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I want putting me out.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm you get your getting back in your driveway. You
get out my mama driveway, get out of it. You
get out of my mama drahnway.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Whoa crying for? Now? Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You get out of my mama, get out of my
mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Better go cook me something me because I'm gonna sit here.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
With you listening, you don't want to say. I'm waiting
at you at your mama house.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You just got pranked by your brother. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't pay this con man. I'm gonna put my
feet man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I don't play. I'm
too old for this kind of LC.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Do me favor first of all, get im people yard,
go back to yr yard.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And you gave me hot blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ain't nobody mad bout your pecan tree? Noney, that ain't
nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you alright?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Don't know I got a living now, man, I've been
carrying my grandkids school listeners. Listen, man, y'all boy, y'all, y'all,
y'all boy, y'all something else, man, I.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Got one more question for you.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
L season the same of it, so.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Depetitive at its best, at its best, all right, I
got one for you. The Nephew then picked up a
whole weekend, a stupid, A whole weekend, a stupid February
thirteenth to the fifteenth, The Nephew will be Levity Live.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's Levity Live.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That is West Nayak, New York, West Nayak, New York.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Ain't nothing being that man. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That is February thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, which means Valentine's bring
your loved one, Yes, yes, bring your girl, bring your man,
bring the one you're trying to be, your man, whatever
you want to do, come out the fools in town.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
In New York, all right. Nayak, New York.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Levity Live tickets on sale right now, February thirteenth, fourteenth,
and fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I will not be the work on sixteenth.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
And they know that, they know that I have a
question for you, Tommy, Yes, sir, he was talking about
all the people you will bring. Can you bring anybody
your glooming?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I take you, I take groomers, groomies. Yeah yeah right,
I'm too old. Don't put your hand on told you
the point about grooming is you don't know you're being
groom Here's one better.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You got something in your eye.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like your mom used to do. Draw grown man blowing
your eyes? Hey man, I know you are just blew
in my eye.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Stupid it on the way now, yet do it?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got something your you know, let me get.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Going.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was Junior were blowing mud man to worry about. We're
fighting so hard you're listening Hardy Morning Show
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