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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, yes, yes, all of y'all of you will open
your prank books to uh chapter nine, verse twelve. Yes
you will look and see. Well, let's do it this way.
It is his birthday. I love him dearly, and what
better way than to celebrate his birthday then playing a
(00:20):
prank that I pranked on him?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What better way to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So, ladies and gentlemen, this right here is when the
nephew pranks the uncle. Almost lost my job this day,
y'all take a listen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What did you say? I'm saying to you right now
that he's telling on everybody, he's kitching on what he
got nothing to do with me? Man, That ain't my book?
Does his book? Put him on the phone, and I
told him I ain't only state of state. He ain't
writing about you, Hen toll on me. He has told
on my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man, This book
(00:54):
ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no,
nobody book do got something to do with me? Because
everything the state learn if he was growing up from
the hood telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this,
he had to go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, you gotta be good, right, with your girl. Yes,
if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no business
coming in my house in my car telling every dude thing.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So hello, Hello, who who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Who is this? This is your thing? Man? Listen here, man, Okay,
I'm gonna farll with your nephew. And I'm just saying
this to you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Steve.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, hold up to you, dude. I see you in
the front of assence. I see you on the on
the family fielder, on your radio show. So why don't
you go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on
everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve, I'm riding
in the car with my family. I gotta turn my
radio house because you telling game. We grow sticking together.
If I run in the middle game to make my
(01:49):
ends meet or whatever it is, that's my business. You
ain't got a running on me. Hold up, hold old.
First of all, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Who you are. I know you don't I know who
you are, and we live to the show her first
thing you're gonna do, though, back up a little bit, dug,
because you're talking to me crazy, And Steve ain't nobody
scared of you because you got money on the This
ain't got nothing to do with no money, and I
ain't gonna be too many Wait a minute, I just
enjoy your life.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
You find the perfect white up, you find the perfect person,
the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
God goodm hoda. Don't put God in this. Leave God
out of this because you ain't calling from the God
ain't gonna see people kill me with that part right there,
God bless you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Don't throw God.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You don't want God bless me because you're talking too
crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since
you talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.
You out that running game. That's your problem.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Run your game.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
what you want to do like you all in this
right here?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Then you coming to.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
it bout you. Man, see your high you want to
feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do, though,
is talk to me like you play. Because I ain't
playing this.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Steven, Let's make the player felt fail Okay, you got
the airways, you got the microphone, you've got the ability
to touch a lot of people. Okay, and you're just
telling you're on walkie talking with hold on, hold up.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This ain't got nothing to do with the airways. This
ain't got nothing to do with the media. This just
me and you talking. I talk to you personally. Personally,
Me and you can talk anything.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There on talk this evening. I don't like me in there.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's called you talking all this yet see his people
like you? Man, dog. You know why I wrote a
book in the first place, because you're always somewhere trying
to act like you something that you in. Now you've
got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to
mention about money into me.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
This just me and you, just.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Two men talking. Not what you want.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then if there's two men men talking, then from one
man to another, watch you just go somewhere and sit
down and quit telling.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
First of all, I ain't got to sit down. You
already doing nothing as it is. See the sore. Somebody
go out and do something, trying to do something positive.
You got some mold shaking, big shimmy wab like you
sitting up in here, man, wanting to go sit down somewhere.
I ain't going sitting down nowhere. You can mince me
with that. I say what I want to say, And
(04:15):
how are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I'll tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell
you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.
Every time I take a step, you take two steps.
I can't long.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Hand hand hold many y'all kill me. Why don't you
quit trying and do something? You wanna feel me?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
you do something?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You sitting up in here talking to me about what
you're trying. You try to selling that same thing to
your people. You trying when even tied to me in
trying stuff? When you gonna do something, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Doing something right now? Say Now you're talking in here.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
On the floor, you cann be improving your relationship with
your girl or whoever you're trying to get it together with.
But you're on the phone with me complaining because I
done wrote a book, man, don't read them. You probably
ain't read it no way, And don't watch the TV show.
You probably ain't working enough to try to beat them.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Nohow I look, wait a minute ago. You don't know
nothing about me. Okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't about your finances. That's about you as a man.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You know what y'all can hear what y'all do to me?
Sre what y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to
me on an email somewhere, you're always on the blog
talking about me. You don't even know me. Then when
you're giving me face to face, you want to bring
up money. This con says they ain't got nothing to
do about money. I ain't brought the money one time.
It's about man hood, now, why don't you do that?
Right there?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now
cause you got it. Okay, cut your guy. When you
weren't broke, I bet that wasn't your just what though?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ain't just what the when I was broke, though I
was working, I wasn't sitting on the phone crying to
some other man by what he making me? See them
with my wife? Yet had time I take a step forward?
You got me taking two step on. That's why you
ain't take.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Ye I'll tell you something because you got Frank though. See,
I'm just break. I just that's been try. Oh shut god, John,
(06:54):
I took him to call you back though. Just loving man.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
One of the greatest ones of all time. But y'all
think you remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Day we were all in the studio, l like today's today.
It said, I don't care if he is his nephew.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There's a new day.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There was no sunshine that day. I did I ain't
done it. No most sense then, olms, he's been good.
Now look at us now we both over there. Finally
get an n W A C. P Imagne fame.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Catch flick flick not for real, doll for real, doll
on the real. I hope they give it to you.
Thank you, sir, you know man, just so you could
be able to go up there and get you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, all for Ready to love baby, that's what the
all for. Ready to thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank you all right, Levity Live, Leberty Live.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The Nephew was coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That is going to be Valentine's Weekend thirteen fourteen, fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Levity Live. That is in Nayak, Nayak, New York. Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Tickets are on sale right now the Nephew is coming
to town.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So New York City, come hang out during.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The Love weekend, get your love on, bring your parting
with you, and have a good time because I promise
you I'm gonna set it all the way out, all
the way out. Yes, that's what the Nephew do. So
get your tickets and come see the food. The fool
is coming to town. Nayak about thirty miles plus outside
of New York City.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You know what, I think it's fashion Week at the
same time. Really you brought that up because so get
dressed up and come on see the Nephew.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Yes, yes, yes, all of y'all of you will open
your prank books to uh chapter nine, verse twelve. Yes
you will look and see. Well, let's do it this way.
It is his birthday. I love him dearly, and what
better way than to celebrate his birthday then playing a
(00:20):
prank that I pranked on him?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What better way to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So, ladies and gentlemen, this right here is when the
nephew pranks the uncle. Almost lost my job this day,
y'all take a listen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What did you say? I'm saying to you right now
that he's telling on everybody, he's kitching on what he
got nothing to do with me? Man, That ain't my book?
Does his book? Put him on the phone, and I
told him I ain't only state of state. He ain't
writing about you, Hen toll on me. He has told
on my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man, This book
(00:54):
ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no,
nobody book do got something to do with me? Because
everything the state learn if he was growing up from
the hood telling on everybody, and I'm tired of this,
he had to go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, you gotta be good, right, with your girl. Yes,
if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no business
coming in my house in my car telling every dude thing.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So hello, Hello, who who is this?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who is this?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Who is this? This is your thing? Man? Listen here, man, Okay,
I'm gonna farll with your nephew. And I'm just saying
this to you.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Steve.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, hold up to you, dude. I see you in
the front of assence. I see you on the on
the family fielder, on your radio show. So why don't
you go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on
everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve, I'm riding
in the car with my family. I gotta turn my
radio house because you telling game. We grow sticking together.
If I run in the middle game to make my
(01:49):
ends meet or whatever it is, that's my business. You
ain't got a running on me. Hold up, hold old.
First of all, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Who you are. I know you don't I know who
you are, and we live to the show her first
thing you're gonna do, though, back up a little bit, dug,
because you're talking to me crazy, And Steve ain't nobody
scared of you because you got money on the This
ain't got nothing to do with no money, and I
ain't gonna be too many Wait a minute, I just
enjoy your life.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
You find the perfect white up, you find the perfect person,
the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
God goodm hoda. Don't put God in this. Leave God
out of this because you ain't calling from the God
ain't gonna see people kill me with that part right there,
God bless you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Don't throw God.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You don't want God bless me because you're talking too
crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since
you talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.
You out that running game. That's your problem.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Run your game.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
what you want to do like you all in this
right here?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Then you coming to.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
it bout you. Man, see your high you want to
feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do, though,
is talk to me like you play. Because I ain't
playing this.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Steven, Let's make the player felt fail Okay, you got
the airways, you got the microphone, you've got the ability
to touch a lot of people. Okay, and you're just
telling you're on walkie talking with hold on, hold up.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This ain't got nothing to do with the airways. This
ain't got nothing to do with the media. This just
me and you talking. I talk to you personally. Personally,
Me and you can talk anything.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There on talk this evening. I don't like me in there.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's called you talking all this yet see his people
like you? Man, dog. You know why I wrote a
book in the first place, because you're always somewhere trying
to act like you something that you in. Now you've
got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to
mention about money into me.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
This just me and you, just.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Two men talking. Not what you want.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then if there's two men men talking, then from one
man to another, watch you just go somewhere and sit
down and quit telling.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
First of all, I ain't got to sit down. You
already doing nothing as it is. See the sore. Somebody
go out and do something, trying to do something positive.
You got some mold shaking, big shimmy wab like you
sitting up in here, man, wanting to go sit down somewhere.
I ain't going sitting down nowhere. You can mince me
with that. I say what I want to say, And
(04:15):
how are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I'll tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell
you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.
Every time I take a step, you take two steps.
I can't long.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Hand hand hold many y'all kill me. Why don't you
quit trying and do something? You wanna feel me?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
you do something?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You sitting up in here talking to me about what
you're trying. You try to selling that same thing to
your people. You trying when even tied to me in
trying stuff? When you gonna do something, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Doing something right now? Say Now you're talking in here.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
On the floor, you cann be improving your relationship with
your girl or whoever you're trying to get it together with.
But you're on the phone with me complaining because I
done wrote a book, man, don't read them. You probably
ain't read it no way, And don't watch the TV show.
You probably ain't working enough to try to beat them.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Nohow I look, wait a minute ago. You don't know
nothing about me. Okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't about your finances. That's about you as a man.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You know what y'all can hear what y'all do to me?
Sre what y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to
me on an email somewhere, you're always on the blog
talking about me. You don't even know me. Then when
you're giving me face to face, you want to bring
up money. This con says they ain't got nothing to
do about money. I ain't brought the money one time.
It's about man hood, now, why don't you do that?
Right there?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now
cause you got it. Okay, cut your guy. When you
weren't broke, I bet that wasn't your just what though?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ain't just what the when I was broke, though I
was working, I wasn't sitting on the phone crying to
some other man by what he making me? See them
with my wife? Yet had time I take a step forward?
You got me taking two step on. That's why you
ain't take.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Ye I'll tell you something because you got Frank though. See,
I'm just break. I just that's been try. Oh shut god, John,
(06:54):
I took him to call you back though. Just loving man.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
One of the greatest ones of all time. But y'all
think you remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Day we were all in the studio, l like today's today.
It said, I don't care if he is his nephew.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There's a new day.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
There was no sunshine that day. I did I ain't
done it. No most sense then, olms, he's been good.
Now look at us now we both over there. Finally
get an n W A C. P Imagne fame.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Catch flick flick not for real, doll for real, doll
on the real. I hope they give it to you.
Thank you, sir, you know man, just so you could
be able to go up there and get you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, all for Ready to love baby, that's what the
all for. Ready to thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank you all right, Levity Live, Leberty Live.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The Nephew was coming to town.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That is going to be Valentine's Weekend thirteen fourteen, fifteen.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Levity Live. That is in Nayak, Nayak, New York. Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Tickets are on sale right now the Nephew is coming
to town.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
So New York City, come hang out during.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The Love weekend, get your love on, bring your parting
with you, and have a good time because I promise
you I'm gonna set it all the way out, all
the way out. Yes, that's what the Nephew do. So
get your tickets and come see the food. The fool
is coming to town. Nayak about thirty miles plus outside
of New York City.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You know what, I think it's fashion Week at the
same time. Really you brought that up because so get
dressed up and come on see the Nephew.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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