January 9, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, what you got for it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I got a prank for you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But before I do the prank, I got to say happy, happy, happy,
and happy birthday to my wife Jackie. To day is
a birthday January night here, Happy birthday, Happy birthday Jack.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, her birthday, Jack, happy birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Over the Christmas break, yeah, deput.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Talked, Yes, yes, you had a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
See what your daughter was?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, all that drop dead gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
All right, let's go ahead and transition to some stupid
All right, y'all ready.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You got to get ready. This right here is the
blind barber.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The blind barber, Oh yeah, he called. Now he all
he wanted to just get a little booth rental, because
all he wants you know how the heads up, you
know how to put a night lying on there.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He's a blind barber. Let's go catch dom.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm trying to reach a uh that run the bucket.
Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
on't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying to see if if
y'all got any uh boo for rentals down there where
I can come in there and cut some half I've
been cutting hal a long time. I want to see
if y'all got some room down there. They tell me
(01:33):
they might you might have had some come available.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I got two boots open right now. You need a boot.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting. Now.
You now how much you charge for for boof rental
on a weekly basis?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's two hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Two hundred dollars a week. That eight hundred dollars a month.
That they're good cause your two hundred now winter. Could
I get down there so you can meet me? You know,
you show me around the shop, so I know what.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Now, I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's two
to two saddays.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All right, because I want to see if I can
maybe meet you there so I can get down there
and you feel my way around. Well, come on, then,
what I want to ask you do you mind doing
for me? Do you think you could possibly put up
some ramps where you got steps at and uh and
your phone? Could you take your mind if you take
the phone and put it in brail for me?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh wait, wait, wait man, what the hell I need
to put money? Taking rampside and putting phones in the
briell for what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna let
that stop me. You know I'm still.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Going Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You what I'm blind? But see what, I've been cutting
my hair for over ten years, and folks say my
hair could always look good. So I just figured I'm
gonna start cutting hand now.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand and
it might be some good that you do, but just
ain't cutting no hand in my shop. Not being glad that, yeah,
ain't not that found my shop. Man. No, I ain't
got no problem with that, but you you just can't
do it now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well wait, wait, not see this what they call it excrimination?
You can't do that. You can't sciminate from people you
call they got some type of hand the cap blowns tom.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You listen, hold, let me kn't something. Man. I'm not
trying to be trying to put you out of be
in the dock doing what you need to do. But
you just can't do that my shot. Man. I can't
be called discrimination, discrimination, scrimination of what not not not
in my sty shot. You just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But listen, not I know how to cut haird I
know how to give folks a lining and stuff like that.
I ain't tried to use no rais or nothing like that, But.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I don't know. Man, come on, dude, listen. Can't you
find something else to get into? What was I trying
to cut? Half?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
What? This?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What I like? Though? This what I feel like? This
is my calling.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I can't do it in my shot.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm no cause see now, that's what I don't. I
don't care to hear something like this here. And I've
been I got the qualifications and I'm able to do it,
and I want to be able to come down there.
And I told you when I first what I tell you.
I said, I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't
I say that I.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Don't need to feel your way dock. I needed to
be able to see what you're doing. I mean, I
don't care about you being able to cut no airt
being blind. You got to be able to see to
do that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This could probably do to do wonder for your shop.
People will come from miles around to see somebody like
myself cutting that kind.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Of my shot. Did you do what I said?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I heard what you said when I don't want you
to do it, make me mad about that?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Now you're gonna get mad about something have been belonged
to me. I'm offering, and you tell me this, your
blind doc, I can't help you when you rin man.
Come along with that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm
gonna tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now
to that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out
and I'm gonna start cutting. One thing I don't want
to do is have to get into no tussle with you. Now,
I don't want that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Where about getting in no tustle with me? Did you
bring your in my shot? Talk much? You gonna cut
it and he's gonna be some parking move around.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
is evening now.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
One thing you bring no, well, now you gonna keep
you with my shot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You gonna you gonna get your what bob, blind man,
and what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it
coming either, you hear it?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Bring you not?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
As long as I got the money to pay my
bull rental.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You don't give it. I don't want your money. You're blind,
can't cut no man. You understand what I say to you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got the
call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Lord, you can call anybody you want to call. That's money.
You not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you.
Now you bring your down there talking about cutting manny,
he won't. I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm coming down there this evening. I'm coming and I'm
coming to up y'all because you got the now to
discriminate this me.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I got my come in the fight. Who kill you? Mother? No?
You not be done. I fish.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Call they give me, They give me this number and
say you is the one that do the hiring around
the barber shop.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You don't call my personal number. You called my shop?
Who call you money? No?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, what difference does that make? If I'm some man
looking for a.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Job, you don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I ain't gonna watch it. You won't you bring it
to my shop.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
watch me get on your even.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Why are you gonna get on You can't save me.
I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Is this his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your cousin.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Man. You at.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, mister. I got to ask you, man, what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land, the.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And there you have it. That's the nephew on this Friday,
my baby birthday on this Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, sir, yes, sir? Think you thank you for your wife,
for your for her birthday A lot, a lot, and
it's right after every year. This's just it's too it's
too much better attitude.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now we got we gotta move her birthday that like
April or something. Give me a birth Christmas month. Yeah,
I mean, let's let Why don't you put your birthday
on with the Easter or something.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Let's you know what I'm saying. Let's let's do it.
Where can I move January at nine two? Can I
move that like to July? It is?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How's July?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Where it is?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And lay it out for your wife and happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, Capricorn. It is Capricorn.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You can go down there and change your birthday every
month to you can do that, you nephew.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There's a lot of lowiss out there who white birthday
in January and they don't like that.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm not the only one that's funny. You're listening morning
show
Nephew, what you got for it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I got a prank for you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But before I do the prank, I got to say happy, happy, happy,
and happy birthday to my wife Jackie. To day is
a birthday January night here, Happy birthday, Happy birthday Jack.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, her birthday, Jack, happy birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Over the Christmas break, yeah, deput.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Talked, Yes, yes, you had a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
See what your daughter was?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, all that drop dead gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
All right, let's go ahead and transition to some stupid
All right, y'all ready.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You got to get ready. This right here is the
blind barber.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The blind barber, Oh yeah, he called. Now he all
he wanted to just get a little booth rental, because
all he wants you know how the heads up, you
know how to put a night lying on there.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He's a blind barber. Let's go catch dom.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I'm trying to reach a uh that run the bucket.
Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
on't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying to see if if
y'all got any uh boo for rentals down there where
I can come in there and cut some half I've
been cutting hal a long time. I want to see
if y'all got some room down there. They tell me
(01:33):
they might you might have had some come available.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I got two boots open right now. You need a boot.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting. Now.
You now how much you charge for for boof rental
on a weekly basis?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's two hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Two hundred dollars a week. That eight hundred dollars a month.
That they're good cause your two hundred now winter. Could
I get down there so you can meet me? You know,
you show me around the shop, so I know what.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Now, I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's two
to two saddays.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All right, because I want to see if I can
maybe meet you there so I can get down there
and you feel my way around. Well, come on, then,
what I want to ask you do you mind doing
for me? Do you think you could possibly put up
some ramps where you got steps at and uh and
your phone? Could you take your mind if you take
the phone and put it in brail for me?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh wait, wait, wait man, what the hell I need
to put money? Taking rampside and putting phones in the
briell for what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna let
that stop me. You know I'm still.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Going Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you
wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You what I'm blind? But see what, I've been cutting
my hair for over ten years, and folks say my
hair could always look good. So I just figured I'm
gonna start cutting hand now.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand and
it might be some good that you do, but just
ain't cutting no hand in my shop. Not being glad that, yeah,
ain't not that found my shop. Man. No, I ain't
got no problem with that, but you you just can't
do it now.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well wait, wait, not see this what they call it excrimination?
You can't do that. You can't sciminate from people you
call they got some type of hand the cap blowns tom.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You listen, hold, let me kn't something. Man. I'm not
trying to be trying to put you out of be
in the dock doing what you need to do. But
you just can't do that my shot. Man. I can't
be called discrimination, discrimination, scrimination of what not not not
in my sty shot. You just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But listen, not I know how to cut haird I
know how to give folks a lining and stuff like that.
I ain't tried to use no rais or nothing like that, But.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I don't know. Man, come on, dude, listen. Can't you
find something else to get into? What was I trying
to cut? Half?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
What? This?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What I like? Though? This what I feel like? This
is my calling.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I can't do it in my shot.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm no cause see now, that's what I don't. I
don't care to hear something like this here. And I've
been I got the qualifications and I'm able to do it,
and I want to be able to come down there.
And I told you when I first what I tell you.
I said, I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't
I say that I.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Don't need to feel your way dock. I needed to
be able to see what you're doing. I mean, I
don't care about you being able to cut no airt
being blind. You got to be able to see to
do that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This could probably do to do wonder for your shop.
People will come from miles around to see somebody like
myself cutting that kind.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Of my shot. Did you do what I said?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I heard what you said when I don't want you
to do it, make me mad about that?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Now you're gonna get mad about something have been belonged
to me. I'm offering, and you tell me this, your
blind doc, I can't help you when you rin man.
Come along with that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm
gonna tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now
to that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out
and I'm gonna start cutting. One thing I don't want
to do is have to get into no tussle with you. Now,
I don't want that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Where about getting in no tustle with me? Did you
bring your in my shot? Talk much? You gonna cut
it and he's gonna be some parking move around.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
is evening now.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
One thing you bring no, well, now you gonna keep
you with my shot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You gonna you gonna get your what bob, blind man,
and what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it
coming either, you hear it?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Bring you not?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
As long as I got the money to pay my
bull rental.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You don't give it. I don't want your money. You're blind,
can't cut no man. You understand what I say to you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got the
call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Lord, you can call anybody you want to call. That's money.
You not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you.
Now you bring your down there talking about cutting manny,
he won't. I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm coming down there this evening. I'm coming and I'm
coming to up y'all because you got the now to
discriminate this me.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I got my come in the fight. Who kill you? Mother? No?
You not be done. I fish.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Call they give me, They give me this number and
say you is the one that do the hiring around
the barber shop.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You don't call my personal number. You called my shop?
Who call you money? No?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, what difference does that make? If I'm some man
looking for a.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Job, you don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I ain't gonna watch it. You won't you bring it
to my shop.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
watch me get on your even.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Why are you gonna get on You can't save me.
I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Is this his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your cousin.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Man. You at.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, mister. I got to ask you, man, what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land, the.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And there you have it. That's the nephew on this Friday,
my baby birthday on this Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yes, sir, yes, sir? Think you thank you for your wife,
for your for her birthday A lot, a lot, and
it's right after every year. This's just it's too it's
too much better attitude.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now we got we gotta move her birthday that like
April or something. Give me a birth Christmas month. Yeah,
I mean, let's let Why don't you put your birthday
on with the Easter or something.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Let's you know what I'm saying. Let's let's do it.
Where can I move January at nine two? Can I
move that like to July? It is?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How's July?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Right?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Where it is?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And lay it out for your wife and happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, Capricorn. It is Capricorn.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You can go down there and change your birthday every
month to you can do that, you nephew.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
There's a lot of lowiss out there who white birthday
in January and they don't like that.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm not the only one that's funny. You're listening morning
show
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