January 20, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The doctor's visit. The doctor visit.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I know you, I know. Let's go. Okay. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a Roger place.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
He's not here. Man, take a message.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the club
doctor Robert. Good music down.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hold on, I'm sorry. Say that again.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can hear you now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm trying to reach Rogers.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's not here.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay. I'm calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's
office and trying to get some information to him. Only
do you know what he actually be in?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No? Actually I don't. Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Uh? Well, you know everything's fine. I mean nothing that
can't be handled. H But we were trying to actually
get some information to him so that he can actually
come back in for the results.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, Well I don't. I don't know when I can.
He's supposed to be here now. I'm not sure when
I can tell you he's going to be back.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man. Who am
I actually speaking with? This is his girlfriend and Jan Jan. Okay,
so Jan, you don't you say you don't know, you
don't have an idea when he'll be back.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No, it's trying to make me kind of get a
little concerned though.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This
is the number that he actually left us to give
him a call on his results, and we're not getting
an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do
you have any specific time I can actually call back
and maybe I'll get him again.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm you're making my stomach is getting nervous right now.
Is what is the problem?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, actually you know what it is, ma'am. Is mister
Rogers came in for h to take a few tests,
and he took some tests and we actually have the
results in and we'd actually really like for him to
come back.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't know anything about I didn't mean to insruct you,
but I don't know anything about any tests. He hasn't
told me anything about going to a clinic or anything
like that. I see, So what kind of tests are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
on the paperwork, so you know, it's not even something
that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
that you are the next of Ken or the person
that can we can actually give the information to you.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You do, I know you, I do, and I'm pretty certain,
I mean the way we operate in this house, So
I'm pretty certain that that I'm on the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So would let pull up Roger's stuff on computer here
and I'll see what I give you one second? Please?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, Okay, let's see now let me scroll down for
next of Ken. Okay, I got a Janis.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That is me. I mean everybody calls me Jam, but
that's me Janis.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow. Okay, send me your name again.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm sorry, what's your name again?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
doctor Robert Offers, and I guess I am at Liberty
to tell you what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Please do.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Mister Roger came in and took some STD test STD yes,
and I guess at this point I should just maybe
both of you guys would come in and wait, wait
a minute, everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No no, no, no, no, no no, I need you to finish
what you were just saying.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, no, that's what I'm saying. Man. What has happened
is he's been diagnosed with as well as.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You got to be kidding me. You have got to
be kidding me. Okay, I'm not hearing this.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Do you understand what that means?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Do you understand that he lives in my household? Do
you understand that that means that he has been dipping
somewhere else? Because I have been not doing anything that
would even come close to bringing something to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Him like that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So it's how parents that this man has been outside
of my household and do it when he has no
business doing it, and bring.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It back in. I'm not at liberty making any accusations
like that. I cannot say anything like that. All I
can say is I'd like for both you. You know,
it'd be good for both of you guys to come in.
They'll tell you about this is something treatable, it is curable.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You care about it being treatable or curable. What I
care about out is the fact that he apparently has
been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home
to my household. That's what I care about.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I do understand that, Miss Janis, I do, but you
have to understand my position of what I'm trying to do.
I'm just reaching out and well.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Listen, you happen to call my household. You just have
to have to be on the end, on the other
side of it. I'm sorry you're getting most of it,
but I tell you what what you need to do
is you need to make him an appointment and I
will meet him there.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He will be Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm sorry.
You need to make.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Him an appointment to come out to take a look
at these results you're talking about. And guess who will
show up at the door before he gets there. Me,
that's what people.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean soon Mexican. Better you just mess it to
tell him what's going on. Since I'm saving.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know this is a plan you need to give him.
You need to give him a call and give you
a sell phone number.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man, Yes, I have a PI. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, you call him and set a twelve new appointment.
Trust me when I tell you, when he walked through
that door and seize my faith, he will know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, Okay, miss mssss. I'm not trying to create chaos.
I mean to let mister Rogers know that we need
him to come actually into the building.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I could give to about a call. All I know
is you make that appointment. I will get there before
he gets there and his own I'm telling you that's
how it's gonna wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do you understand me? Miss miss? I can't allow any
chaos to be going on in the building. I cannot
allow that. Let me know you create it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Let me tell you something. I don't care. I could
care less about what you feel about it and what
you can and can't.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
All I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is you call my looking for mister Rogers.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You call him soon to be white?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Me know what?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Correction? Correction soon to not be white?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, I got one more thing I do need to
tell you, though, mister you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I can't deal with another thing. I swear to God don't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Tell me everything out. But I do have a.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Make your appointment. That's all I care about.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You. Make your appointment, make your point. But I need
you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic.
I need you to ask for one person and then
they will take care of you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Who do I need to ask for us?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, you need to ask for nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
just got pranked by your husband, Roger. You know what? Oh,
my comment.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tell me I listened to you everyone, I said, no,
Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed. And wait till
I see.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Are you all right?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh my gosh, I am read. I am over. I'm done,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I got I got one more thing I got to ask. Okay,
what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
show in the land, the.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
One I wake up to you every morning, The Steve
Garvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Come on, come on, come on, get a prac Oh
I felt her pain.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ah, what has all this been in Sufer for.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stupity s peity at its best, at its best, I'm
gonna be most stupid. Valentine's Weekend Levity Live Comedy Club
that is in Nayak, that's right West Nayak, New York.
And The Nephew is coming. That is February thirteen, fourteenth,
and fifteenth. All right, one show on Friday, two Saturday,
two Sunday. The Nephew is coming to town. And you
(07:36):
can see stupid up close and personal. Ooh, you don't
get to see stupid live that office, so come back.
We do it every day, yes, but it's different. It's
different when I stand up there for a hour and
it was different. Well, come get it Levity Live and Nayack.
I've never been to West Nayak. I ain't been to
East North Authop Nyack. But hey, my nephew is coming.
(08:00):
Levity Live Comedy Club tickets on sale right now. You
look at somewhere to take your girlfriend for Valentine's weekend,
if you look at somewhere to take your man, if
you want to go do a girl's thing, come hang
out with the nephew. Levety Live Nayak, New York tickets
are on sale right now. All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Tommy, don't get up there and embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's okay. The moment I get to stay. You've never
been there before. Just you know, why would I go
up there and give them a different representation?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Why would I think that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Advertisement?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Tommy?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why would I go up there like I've got some sense?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
This don't make money?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
A genius?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Why would I be a genius?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right? Don't you're listening Hard Morning Show
The doctor's visit. The doctor visit.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I know you, I know. Let's go. Okay. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a Roger place.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
He's not here. Man, take a message.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the club
doctor Robert. Good music down.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hold on, I'm sorry. Say that again.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can hear you now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm trying to reach Rogers.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
He's not here.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay. I'm calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's
office and trying to get some information to him. Only
do you know what he actually be in?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No? Actually I don't. Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Uh? Well, you know everything's fine. I mean nothing that
can't be handled. H But we were trying to actually
get some information to him so that he can actually
come back in for the results.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, Well I don't. I don't know when I can.
He's supposed to be here now. I'm not sure when
I can tell you he's going to be back.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man. Who am
I actually speaking with? This is his girlfriend and Jan Jan. Okay,
so Jan, you don't you say you don't know, you
don't have an idea when he'll be back.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No, it's trying to make me kind of get a
little concerned though.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This
is the number that he actually left us to give
him a call on his results, and we're not getting
an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do
you have any specific time I can actually call back
and maybe I'll get him again.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm you're making my stomach is getting nervous right now.
Is what is the problem?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, actually you know what it is, ma'am. Is mister
Rogers came in for h to take a few tests,
and he took some tests and we actually have the
results in and we'd actually really like for him to
come back.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I don't know anything about I didn't mean to insruct you,
but I don't know anything about any tests. He hasn't
told me anything about going to a clinic or anything
like that. I see, So what kind of tests are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
on the paperwork, so you know, it's not even something
that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
that you are the next of Ken or the person
that can we can actually give the information to you.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You do, I know you, I do, and I'm pretty certain,
I mean the way we operate in this house, So
I'm pretty certain that that I'm on the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So would let pull up Roger's stuff on computer here
and I'll see what I give you one second? Please?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, Okay, let's see now let me scroll down for
next of Ken. Okay, I got a Janis.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That is me. I mean everybody calls me Jam, but
that's me Janis.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Wow. Okay, send me your name again.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm sorry, what's your name again?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
doctor Robert Offers, and I guess I am at Liberty
to tell you what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Please do.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Mister Roger came in and took some STD test STD yes,
and I guess at this point I should just maybe
both of you guys would come in and wait, wait
a minute, everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No no, no, no, no, no no, I need you to finish
what you were just saying.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, no, that's what I'm saying. Man. What has happened
is he's been diagnosed with as well as.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You got to be kidding me. You have got to
be kidding me. Okay, I'm not hearing this.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Do you understand what that means?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Do you understand that he lives in my household? Do
you understand that that means that he has been dipping
somewhere else? Because I have been not doing anything that
would even come close to bringing something to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Him like that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So it's how parents that this man has been outside
of my household and do it when he has no
business doing it, and bring.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It back in. I'm not at liberty making any accusations
like that. I cannot say anything like that. All I
can say is I'd like for both you. You know,
it'd be good for both of you guys to come in.
They'll tell you about this is something treatable, it is curable.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You care about it being treatable or curable. What I
care about out is the fact that he apparently has
been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home
to my household. That's what I care about.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I do understand that, Miss Janis, I do, but you
have to understand my position of what I'm trying to do.
I'm just reaching out and well.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Listen, you happen to call my household. You just have
to have to be on the end, on the other
side of it. I'm sorry you're getting most of it,
but I tell you what what you need to do
is you need to make him an appointment and I
will meet him there.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He will be Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm sorry.
You need to make.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Him an appointment to come out to take a look
at these results you're talking about. And guess who will
show up at the door before he gets there. Me,
that's what people.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean soon Mexican. Better you just mess it to
tell him what's going on. Since I'm saving.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know this is a plan you need to give him.
You need to give him a call and give you
a sell phone number.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Man, Yes, I have a PI. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, you call him and set a twelve new appointment.
Trust me when I tell you, when he walked through
that door and seize my faith, he will know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, Okay, miss mssss. I'm not trying to create chaos.
I mean to let mister Rogers know that we need
him to come actually into the building.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I could give to about a call. All I know
is you make that appointment. I will get there before
he gets there and his own I'm telling you that's
how it's gonna wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do you understand me? Miss miss? I can't allow any
chaos to be going on in the building. I cannot
allow that. Let me know you create it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Let me tell you something. I don't care. I could
care less about what you feel about it and what
you can and can't.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
All I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is you call my looking for mister Rogers.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You call him soon to be white?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Me know what?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Correction? Correction soon to not be white?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, I got one more thing I do need to
tell you, though, mister you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I can't deal with another thing. I swear to God don't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Tell me everything out. But I do have a.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Make your appointment. That's all I care about.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You. Make your appointment, make your point. But I need
you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic.
I need you to ask for one person and then
they will take care of you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Who do I need to ask for us?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, you need to ask for nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
just got pranked by your husband, Roger. You know what? Oh,
my comment.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tell me I listened to you everyone, I said, no,
Oh my goodness, I am so embarrassed. And wait till
I see.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Are you all right?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh my gosh, I am read. I am over. I'm done,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I got I got one more thing I got to ask. Okay,
what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
show in the land, the.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
One I wake up to you every morning, The Steve
Garvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Come on, come on, come on, get a prac Oh
I felt her pain.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Ah, what has all this been in Sufer for.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stupity s peity at its best, at its best, I'm
gonna be most stupid. Valentine's Weekend Levity Live Comedy Club
that is in Nayak, that's right West Nayak, New York.
And The Nephew is coming. That is February thirteen, fourteenth,
and fifteenth. All right, one show on Friday, two Saturday,
two Sunday. The Nephew is coming to town. And you
(07:36):
can see stupid up close and personal. Ooh, you don't
get to see stupid live that office, so come back.
We do it every day, yes, but it's different. It's
different when I stand up there for a hour and
it was different. Well, come get it Levity Live and Nayack.
I've never been to West Nayak. I ain't been to
East North Authop Nyack. But hey, my nephew is coming.
(08:00):
Levity Live Comedy Club tickets on sale right now. You
look at somewhere to take your girlfriend for Valentine's weekend,
if you look at somewhere to take your man, if
you want to go do a girl's thing, come hang
out with the nephew. Levety Live Nayak, New York tickets
are on sale right now. All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Tommy, don't get up there and embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's okay. The moment I get to stay. You've never
been there before. Just you know, why would I go
up there and give them a different representation?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Why would I think that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Advertisement?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Tommy?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why would I go up there like I've got some sense?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
This don't make money?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
A genius?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Why would I be a genius?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right? Don't you're listening Hard Morning Show
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