December 30, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for its nest. Let me see how
stupid I want to be today, Shirley. You know I
have levels. Some days I want to wake up and
I'm on a high level of stupidity. In some days
I woke up, I'm on low level stupidity. But all
my levels is good. It don't matter, It don't matter
what it is. It's plumb. It's just stupid. That's all matter.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think. One.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's go the same though, one and ten the same
your stupid. Just one love is stupid? What do you but?
And it is another thing. You respect my stupid, expect
on my stupid. Yeah, what's respect that we have in
this conversation? That's the first respect?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You think?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Stupid? Yeah, people see but look at look at it.
Look at like this though my stupid. Uh, look at
her just stupid. Look at you, Look at Kanye's stupid,
look at uh uh. Antonio Brown saying you respect on
my stupid. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, that's all
(01:00):
I'm saying. Okay, my stupid different Okay, And and and
it's a lovable stupid. And I think we take your
stupid for granted because we get it so much all
the time. Every day, girl, you've got to preach out
him all to preach up and get him. We get
stupid all day, so we might take yours for granted. Yes,
(01:24):
quax that huh, that's the name of it. That's the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Quax. That wax quax that a spell that w h
A x X.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thank you? All right, let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm
trying to reach Owen Flea. Yeah, this is on all right, Owen,
this is Ramon. I'm giving you a call. We're just
confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I wanted
to mix. You're a new client, so we wanted to
make sure that you were Okay, wait a minute from
(02:05):
for what you have a spa treatment scheduled at eleven
on Thursday. You did receive a spa treatment from your
wife for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But I don't remember being set up for any any appointment.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock
on disc coming Thursdays. I'm just calling to confirm that
you would definitely be in for the salon.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well I thought this was like a couple's massage or
something like that. So what is the treatment all about
what do you guys, I don't I understand.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, she's got you signed up for let me look,
she's got you signed up for us to actually wax
your back and your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually
have a special that we have a Manzillion, which is
a brilliant We have a for real sure. We had
(03:00):
you lined up for an appointment. If you don't want
the appointment, please let us know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wax my my back and my get that out of here,
man zillion.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But your wife has set you up for a back
and but hair removal, which is waxing. And what I'm
saying is that Manvillion is if you would like that,
we would remove all the hair from your private area
as well.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, cry, go ahead, man, there's no way I'm getting
my private glass so I could be hairless like there
like no way, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Evidently, if your wife has set you up with this,
maybe she's not into all you have you You evidently
have a lot of hair on your back.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm assuming yeah, I'm a hairy guy, but she's never
said it in the batter she likes this. Okay, he
calls me your own gorilla.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He loves this. Well, maybe there's a mix of communication,
because this is the thing she's asking us to do,
is to remove your hair.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, no, that's not happening. And if she's gonna tell
me yourself, there's no way I'm going in to have
somebody rip the hair off my back and my and
my private kidding me to get the out of here.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
This is crazy. This is this is a very professional procedure.
It won't take long. We'll have you in and out
within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Five minutes, forty five minutes to rip off all of
this hair. That sounds like torture. You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, sure you know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, no, no, I think we're done.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We're we're I mean, I mean, I'm gonna tell her
to get a refund.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is getting a refund? Okay, they're not going to be
a refund. Now you're supposed to come in at eleven.
This is something that she wants you to do. Yeah,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Listen to me. I am not getting wax. That's not
something a man does. There's no way I'm doing that.
If this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk
with her as soon as she gets home, because no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Shirt shirt right now, right now, you are disrespecting my profession.
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, Look, I'm not I don't. I don't know what
this is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to
disuspect anybody. But it's no way I'm doing this, all right,
I'm not getting the back.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I mean, if there's something she wants watching, can wax
her private, that's cool. But a man has air. I mean,
it's it's.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, if she has an appointment that she's serious about
getting it done.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, well I'm serious about not going. So I mean,
you know, I don't know how I can explain it
to you. I'm not coming in. You can reschedule it
for somebody else. I'll talk to her when she gets home.
But that's that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm just well, your wife has paid two hundred dollars
for this procedure.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Did you say two hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Your wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, no, he's he's got to get a refund.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You guys are no, this is wait innute, sir sir Owen,
this is not refundable, so there is no money coming back.
I will let you know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That two hundred bucks. There's no ways. You gotta be
kidding me to take care off of my back and
my two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Sir, there's no very here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't I don't do anything. I'm gonna get I'm
gonna go to the dollar store and get a pack
of raisers for a dollar and he's gonna do it
herself and I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'll give her a tip. That's the five fifth food bucks.
I'm done. I'm said two hundred bucks. There's no way,
there is no the way we are paying that money
and you guys are keeping that money. There's no okay,
do you understand there's no.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
There is not a refund, mister Owen, there's definitely not as.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Mister Owen, who are you? There's no way, and I'm
gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm Raman, I am Ramoane here at the spa and
your wife came in and purchased this wonderful gift for
you for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ramote, I don't get up, Ramone listen.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Now, yeah, you're not respecting my profession.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't look, I'm not trying to disrespect you, but
I don't care about the profession. There's no way that's
actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred bucks to rip
off air off their their body. He gets just no way.
I'm just not doing it, and I'm gonna talk to her.
She's gonna do it herself.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not
coming in at eleven. You're supposed to come in at
eleven so we can watch your back in your butt,
and now you're.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Saying, no, there will be nothing black. I'm not coming
into eleven. I'm not coming in ever. She's gonna take
care of this, so you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Ramone. I mean respecting you, but no, I need you
to know that in the show, and there is no refund. Okay,
I mean ridiculous. I don't even know why I'm talking
to you. Your cousin Peter. Have you spoken to him lately?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
How you know Peter?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Tita got me to call you. This is nephew, tell
me from the Steve Hobby this show. You just got
here because.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, idiot, I.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Gotta ask yourself, man, what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Deeve Harvey Morning Show, No doubt?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Was that stupid enough, y'all? Stupid is all get out.
I'm a genius. Sure, I'm not trying to pat myself
on the back, but I'm a genius. I'm stupid. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on the best attic. I just and y'all don't
want to y'all don't want to commend me on that
at that bomb, No, no, no, no no, We'll give
you that will give you your propers done.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We got from yeah, stupid nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No one does it, nobody does it better than you.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
May No, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
What you got for its nest. Let me see how
stupid I want to be today, Shirley. You know I
have levels. Some days I want to wake up and
I'm on a high level of stupidity. In some days
I woke up, I'm on low level stupidity. But all
my levels is good. It don't matter, It don't matter
what it is. It's plumb. It's just stupid. That's all matter.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think. One.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's go the same though, one and ten the same
your stupid. Just one love is stupid? What do you but?
And it is another thing. You respect my stupid, expect
on my stupid. Yeah, what's respect that we have in
this conversation? That's the first respect?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You think?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Stupid? Yeah, people see but look at look at it.
Look at like this though my stupid. Uh, look at
her just stupid. Look at you, Look at Kanye's stupid,
look at uh uh. Antonio Brown saying you respect on
my stupid. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, that's all
(01:00):
I'm saying. Okay, my stupid different Okay, And and and
it's a lovable stupid. And I think we take your
stupid for granted because we get it so much all
the time. Every day, girl, you've got to preach out
him all to preach up and get him. We get
stupid all day, so we might take yours for granted. Yes,
(01:24):
quax that huh, that's the name of it. That's the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Quax. That wax quax that a spell that w h
A x X.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thank you? All right, let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm
trying to reach Owen Flea. Yeah, this is on all right, Owen,
this is Ramon. I'm giving you a call. We're just
confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I wanted
to mix. You're a new client, so we wanted to
make sure that you were Okay, wait a minute from
(02:05):
for what you have a spa treatment scheduled at eleven
on Thursday. You did receive a spa treatment from your
wife for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But I don't remember being set up for any any appointment.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock
on disc coming Thursdays. I'm just calling to confirm that
you would definitely be in for the salon.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well I thought this was like a couple's massage or
something like that. So what is the treatment all about
what do you guys, I don't I understand.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, she's got you signed up for let me look,
she's got you signed up for us to actually wax
your back and your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually
have a special that we have a Manzillion, which is
a brilliant We have a for real sure. We had
(03:00):
you lined up for an appointment. If you don't want
the appointment, please let us know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wax my my back and my get that out of here,
man zillion.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But your wife has set you up for a back
and but hair removal, which is waxing. And what I'm
saying is that Manvillion is if you would like that,
we would remove all the hair from your private area
as well.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, cry, go ahead, man, there's no way I'm getting
my private glass so I could be hairless like there
like no way, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Evidently, if your wife has set you up with this,
maybe she's not into all you have you You evidently
have a lot of hair on your back.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm assuming yeah, I'm a hairy guy, but she's never
said it in the batter she likes this. Okay, he
calls me your own gorilla.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He loves this. Well, maybe there's a mix of communication,
because this is the thing she's asking us to do,
is to remove your hair.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, no, that's not happening. And if she's gonna tell
me yourself, there's no way I'm going in to have
somebody rip the hair off my back and my and
my private kidding me to get the out of here.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
This is crazy. This is this is a very professional procedure.
It won't take long. We'll have you in and out
within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Five minutes, forty five minutes to rip off all of
this hair. That sounds like torture. You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, sure you know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, no, no, I think we're done.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We're we're I mean, I mean, I'm gonna tell her
to get a refund.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is getting a refund? Okay, they're not going to be
a refund. Now you're supposed to come in at eleven.
This is something that she wants you to do. Yeah,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Listen to me. I am not getting wax. That's not
something a man does. There's no way I'm doing that.
If this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk
with her as soon as she gets home, because no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Shirt shirt right now, right now, you are disrespecting my profession.
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, Look, I'm not I don't. I don't know what
this is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to
disuspect anybody. But it's no way I'm doing this, all right,
I'm not getting the back.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I mean, if there's something she wants watching, can wax
her private, that's cool. But a man has air. I mean,
it's it's.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, if she has an appointment that she's serious about
getting it done.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, well I'm serious about not going. So I mean,
you know, I don't know how I can explain it
to you. I'm not coming in. You can reschedule it
for somebody else. I'll talk to her when she gets home.
But that's that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'm just well, your wife has paid two hundred dollars
for this procedure.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Did you say two hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Your wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, no, he's he's got to get a refund.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You guys are no, this is wait innute, sir sir Owen,
this is not refundable, so there is no money coming back.
I will let you know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That two hundred bucks. There's no ways. You gotta be
kidding me to take care off of my back and
my two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Sir, there's no very here.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't I don't do anything. I'm gonna get I'm
gonna go to the dollar store and get a pack
of raisers for a dollar and he's gonna do it
herself and I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is good.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'll give her a tip. That's the five fifth food bucks.
I'm done. I'm said two hundred bucks. There's no way,
there is no the way we are paying that money
and you guys are keeping that money. There's no okay,
do you understand there's no.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
There is not a refund, mister Owen, there's definitely not as.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Mister Owen, who are you? There's no way, and I'm
gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm Raman, I am Ramoane here at the spa and
your wife came in and purchased this wonderful gift for
you for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ramote, I don't get up, Ramone listen.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Now, yeah, you're not respecting my profession.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't look, I'm not trying to disrespect you, but
I don't care about the profession. There's no way that's
actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred bucks to rip
off air off their their body. He gets just no way.
I'm just not doing it, and I'm gonna talk to her.
She's gonna do it herself.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not
coming in at eleven. You're supposed to come in at
eleven so we can watch your back in your butt,
and now you're.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Saying, no, there will be nothing black. I'm not coming
into eleven. I'm not coming in ever. She's gonna take
care of this, so you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Ramone. I mean respecting you, but no, I need you
to know that in the show, and there is no refund. Okay,
I mean ridiculous. I don't even know why I'm talking
to you. Your cousin Peter. Have you spoken to him lately?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
How you know Peter?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Tita got me to call you. This is nephew, tell
me from the Steve Hobby this show. You just got
here because.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, idiot, I.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Gotta ask yourself, man, what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Deeve Harvey Morning Show, No doubt?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Was that stupid enough, y'all? Stupid is all get out.
I'm a genius. Sure, I'm not trying to pat myself
on the back, but I'm a genius. I'm stupid. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on the best attic. I just and y'all don't
want to y'all don't want to commend me on that
at that bomb, No, no, no, no no, We'll give
you that will give you your propers done.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We got from yeah, stupid nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No one does it, nobody does it better than you.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
May No, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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