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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Shirley, I'm a limo driver on this I
am a limo driver, and we're gonna call this man
and let him know that your wife is in them.
Let's go catch dog if you would.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read rob robber.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This this robber? What's up? Boss? Hey? Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hey, listen, man, my name is Phil Dog. I know
you through some other people. Your brother, right, yeah, that's
my brother. Yeah, what's having Listen? Man, I'm calling you
because there's something going on.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hold out. First of all, everything all right with my brother, right,
you ain't this ain't no he ain't no trouble is it?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No? No, no, no, no no no oh straight man. Listen,
know you're married to.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Right, Yeah, that's my wife's boss.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, we'll see. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What I'm trying to little man? I mean, what's hadding about?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Listen what I'm trying to explain to you?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Once again?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My name for you because part time I drive limos
and uh I'm actually driving right now.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, So what's up?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well? I had seen your wife, you know, I knew
you were little brother. You know, I was like, okay,
this this right, here. Ain't cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hold on, man, what you've seen my wife? What do
you mean my wife?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
How you know?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Okay, okay, okay, rob Let me ask you. Is your
wife there right now?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Love? My wife being gone? Man, she was out with
us in her home.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Gun.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Man, they've been gone. What are you trying to get at? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Get from? Okay, Hey, I understand. Just listen to me. Man, listen, hey, man,
I'd have been dog got a minute time by some ladies.
You know what I'm saying. I just hate to see
brothers get got wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I was like, what are you coming from?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Dog? Listen?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dogs? You go ahead and stood out with all the
reminist Okay, listen, man, I needed to get to drive
my drive. I drive limousine.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And what I'm trying to say to you is what
your wife is in the back of the mamoazine I'm
driving right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She in the back door. What what the girls out?
And and like that was no man.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
If it was a bunch of girls out, I wouldn't
need to be calling you, brother, your wife is in
the back that it's limousine with a man?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What the man?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What the man?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hey? Julian, Hey, y'all step out. Hey, y'all, step by
the room for a minute. Man, ain't step by the
room for a minute. Step by the room, just hold on,
hold on, step by the room for a minute. Man,
step by the room. Hello. See hey, hey, look man,
you need to come collect man, because this ain't no
matter right here. Dogs, you're saying that my wife you
you got My wife's in the back of the limousine
(02:38):
you're driving. Man, she got old dog? What she got on?
What come in? That she got on?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A black tress with white lines?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And what?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to make sure I got
the right person what she had on?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
San You know, my brother, you ain't got that accompliciss
and you said that you got my wife? Man, what's
the house was talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
This?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Look cute?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Listen? I wouldn't starting this. Look cute? And listen for
your car. When are you driving that dog? Where are
you driving that? Man? That's all I need to know
about you. You ain't gonna have that.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Dog, okay, dog? Listen. Man, Well I'm trying to say
this to you. See, so I've been around, I've been
on this road here myself.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, look, I just cam.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This man's brow that's sitting in the back. Does she
got the curls coming down on the side? That's all
I need to know. Does she got the curls is
dangling on the side. I ain't hear you, boss, I
ain't hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Speak up, man, I said, yeah, Man, I can't talk loud. Man,
they're in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Look, man, you calling me though, and just contius you
gonna call it. You're trying to make it straight, right,
so you bring your own number to where I'm at, Boss, Dog.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I can't do that, man, I can't bring them up.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You't do that, dog crazy. You lave me a little
bo you call me, put it on the phone. That
put it on the phone. I can't put off. Get
a phone to a dog. Gett a phone, O, Ben,
you need to drive it up where I'm at, boss,
flind out where I'm at? Both because this is gonna
(04:18):
be hamm a right now. I just got I said,
I muta call up back to my home home up,
damn can say? Man, I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You you listen, listen all these whisperings. You need to
need to stop the car and say you need to
stand outside the car and tell me where the other
you at. I could come meet you whenever the hell
you as doll or you need to do that well
to tell you gotta take.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
A thiet to some dogs, cause okay, you gotta calm down.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, you don't even know me. Man, you ain't mess
with the reg to listen about. Here's the thing, boss, Look,
I'm easily gonna find out what little things the river
you drive and I'm gonna find y'all. Or you're gonna
have to come and find the dog. You'll mess with
the roll on put on the phone, ball, put on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They put the phone.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man ain't hey look look, hey, you would have to
be out appreciate the call. Man put up on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait rob Rob?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, listen, man, you say this a game? Man, I'm
goin to come find hey.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Guy, do you want to.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Know?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel
for a minute. Man and changed flaw hotel?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
What's up this play? Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look hey you right now, I'm on my way. I'm
on what t do?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Come on, man, don't don't act like.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What at all?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Don't act like that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying
to tell me how to act.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, okay, I'm going to tell you man to listen
to me. I wanted here you one more thing, man.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I ain't got time for no more one more things.
One more thing. You need to be telling me where
you're at though? Were you at?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
This is Nephew Tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prayed for your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, man, no, nephew, tell me, Nephew, tell me the.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I admit, man, God listen, dog my bad man. You
got me, man, you got me? Main guy, Man.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Before we go rob? What is man? The badest radio show?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh Man? Thet run and showing with Nephew thommys c.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Say something somebody to say something to say too much?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We say that King of Pranks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't know what said.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This is how you prank somebody. You don't get in trouble.
You understand. You have to know how to do your pranks.
You got to be certified, classified. You got to go
through all these classes and and and get clearance and
for people to know. Oh okay, it's cool. It's Timmy,
Tomic can call you do it, Tomic can call Dion.
I could do those kind of pranks if I wanted to.
That was not the time to be doing a prank call.
(07:25):
You got to understand when is the time? Okay, And
a lot of people don't know where the line is,
how to go over the line, come back and tap
dance on the line. You gotta know these kinds des
learned today.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If they pass out certifications for what you put them
on board, Ye, that certification. I ain't but a few
that ain't. Nobody know this that you could get.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Certified at all.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, it's not a lot of certifications, but it's you know,
top tier only top We're probably gonna help. Yeah, I
don't know if we're gonna have the conference this year.
Were a conference. We talked about having the prank conference
this year, but you know, I don't know they want
me to be the keynote speaker at the prank Wow. Yeah,
(08:23):
it's only about four five certified pranks.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like the young guys that frank.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They won't even get to sign up. They won't even know.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
They don't get life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah you don't, Yeah, because you don't know, you don't
know the rules. You know you don't know the rules.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, you need to teach your class, Tom, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm a teach in the class. Ricky Snyder, Roy Woods
Junior out. You know that's These are certified people.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Okay, yeah, we have thinking. Yeah, you're listening Harvey Morning
Show
All right, Shirley, I'm a limo driver on this I
am a limo driver, and we're gonna call this man
and let him know that your wife is in them.
Let's go catch dog if you would.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read rob robber.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This this robber? What's up? Boss? Hey? Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hey, listen, man, my name is Phil Dog. I know
you through some other people. Your brother, right, yeah, that's
my brother. Yeah, what's having Listen? Man, I'm calling you
because there's something going on.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hold out. First of all, everything all right with my brother, right,
you ain't this ain't no he ain't no trouble is it?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
No? No, no, no, no no no oh straight man. Listen,
know you're married to.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Right, Yeah, that's my wife's boss.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Okay, we'll see. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What I'm trying to little man? I mean, what's hadding about?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Listen what I'm trying to explain to you?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Once again?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
My name for you because part time I drive limos
and uh I'm actually driving right now.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, So what's up?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well? I had seen your wife, you know, I knew
you were little brother. You know, I was like, okay,
this this right, here. Ain't cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hold on, man, what you've seen my wife? What do
you mean my wife?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
How you know?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Okay, okay, okay, rob Let me ask you. Is your
wife there right now?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Love? My wife being gone? Man, she was out with
us in her home.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Gun.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Man, they've been gone. What are you trying to get at? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Get from? Okay, Hey, I understand. Just listen to me. Man, listen, hey, man,
I'd have been dog got a minute time by some ladies.
You know what I'm saying. I just hate to see
brothers get got wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And I was like, what are you coming from?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Dog? Listen?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dogs? You go ahead and stood out with all the
reminist Okay, listen, man, I needed to get to drive
my drive. I drive limousine.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And what I'm trying to say to you is what
your wife is in the back of the mamoazine I'm
driving right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She in the back door. What what the girls out?
And and like that was no man.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
If it was a bunch of girls out, I wouldn't
need to be calling you, brother, your wife is in
the back that it's limousine with a man?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What the man?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What the man?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hey? Julian, Hey, y'all step out. Hey, y'all, step by
the room for a minute. Man, ain't step by the
room for a minute. Step by the room, just hold on,
hold on, step by the room for a minute. Man,
step by the room. Hello. See hey, hey, look man,
you need to come collect man, because this ain't no
matter right here. Dogs, you're saying that my wife you
you got My wife's in the back of the limousine
(02:38):
you're driving. Man, she got old dog? What she got on?
What come in? That she got on?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A black tress with white lines?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And what?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to make sure I got
the right person what she had on?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
San You know, my brother, you ain't got that accompliciss
and you said that you got my wife? Man, what's
the house was talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
This?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Look cute?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Listen? I wouldn't starting this. Look cute? And listen for
your car. When are you driving that dog? Where are
you driving that? Man? That's all I need to know
about you. You ain't gonna have that.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Dog, okay, dog? Listen. Man, Well I'm trying to say
this to you. See, so I've been around, I've been
on this road here myself.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, look, I just cam.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This man's brow that's sitting in the back. Does she
got the curls coming down on the side? That's all
I need to know. Does she got the curls is
dangling on the side. I ain't hear you, boss, I
ain't hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Speak up, man, I said, yeah, Man, I can't talk loud. Man,
they're in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Look, man, you calling me though, and just contius you
gonna call it. You're trying to make it straight, right,
so you bring your own number to where I'm at, Boss, Dog.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I can't do that, man, I can't bring them up.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You't do that, dog crazy. You lave me a little
bo you call me, put it on the phone. That
put it on the phone. I can't put off. Get
a phone to a dog. Gett a phone, O, Ben,
you need to drive it up where I'm at, boss,
flind out where I'm at? Both because this is gonna
(04:18):
be hamm a right now. I just got I said,
I muta call up back to my home home up,
damn can say? Man, I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You you listen, listen all these whisperings. You need to
need to stop the car and say you need to
stand outside the car and tell me where the other
you at. I could come meet you whenever the hell
you as doll or you need to do that well
to tell you gotta take.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
A thiet to some dogs, cause okay, you gotta calm down.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, you don't even know me. Man, you ain't mess
with the reg to listen about. Here's the thing, boss, Look,
I'm easily gonna find out what little things the river
you drive and I'm gonna find y'all. Or you're gonna
have to come and find the dog. You'll mess with
the roll on put on the phone, ball, put on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They put the phone.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man ain't hey look look, hey, you would have to
be out appreciate the call. Man put up on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait rob Rob?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, listen, man, you say this a game? Man, I'm
goin to come find hey.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Guy, do you want to.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Know?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel
for a minute. Man and changed flaw hotel?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
What's up this play? Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Look hey you right now, I'm on my way. I'm
on what t do?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Come on, man, don't don't act like.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What at all?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Don't act like that.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, look, you got one more time to be trying
to tell me how to act.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, okay, I'm going to tell you man to listen
to me. I wanted here you one more thing, man.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I ain't got time for no more one more things.
One more thing. You need to be telling me where
you're at though? Were you at?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
This is Nephew Tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prayed for your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, man, no, nephew, tell me, Nephew, tell me the.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I admit, man, God listen, dog my bad man. You
got me, man, you got me? Main guy, Man.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Before we go rob? What is man? The badest radio show?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh Man? Thet run and showing with Nephew thommys c.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Say something somebody to say something to say too much?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We say that King of Pranks.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't know what said.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This is how you prank somebody. You don't get in trouble.
You understand. You have to know how to do your pranks.
You got to be certified, classified. You got to go
through all these classes and and and get clearance and
for people to know. Oh okay, it's cool. It's Timmy,
Tomic can call you do it, Tomic can call Dion.
I could do those kind of pranks if I wanted to.
That was not the time to be doing a prank call.
(07:25):
You got to understand when is the time? Okay, And
a lot of people don't know where the line is,
how to go over the line, come back and tap
dance on the line. You gotta know these kinds des
learned today.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If they pass out certifications for what you put them
on board, Ye, that certification. I ain't but a few
that ain't. Nobody know this that you could get.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Certified at all.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, it's not a lot of certifications, but it's you know,
top tier only top We're probably gonna help. Yeah, I
don't know if we're gonna have the conference this year.
Were a conference. We talked about having the prank conference
this year, but you know, I don't know they want
me to be the keynote speaker at the prank Wow. Yeah,
(08:23):
it's only about four five certified pranks.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like the young guys that frank.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They won't even get to sign up. They won't even know.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
They don't get life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah you don't, Yeah, because you don't know, you don't
know the rules. You know you don't know the rules.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, you need to teach your class, Tom, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm a teach in the class. Ricky Snyder, Roy Woods
Junior out. You know that's These are certified people.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Okay, yeah, we have thinking. Yeah, you're listening Harvey Morning
Show
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