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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So don't given a.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Black all bu bu boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to show, I don't joy ya ya joy.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Turn you to turn the mouth turn You probably got

(01:44):
to turn mouth turn out, turn the way the money jack.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Look, come on, come on, you'll think.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, Come on, dig me now what it only
Steve Harley got a radio show man instead of trying
to be about the business. To y'all, I'm doing all
I can. But you know what's crazy in the efforts

(02:22):
that I make. I can do more. And my father
used to tell me something when I was growing up.
He says, son, when you've done your best, and you've
done all you can, sit still for a second and
just do a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Always remember that, he said.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
When you've done the best you can and you can
done all you can think of, he says, sit still
for a minute and do some more. And you know
what I've discovered in my life, always have a little more.
I ain't ever just out out complete. I can't take
another step. There ain't another breath in me. The ain't
another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.

(03:09):
Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
on Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was,
and how they have on the hill something called like

(03:32):
a death zone or a killing zone, where the majority
of people run out of oxygen and they have to
turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's right in view
of the summit. You can actually see the top of
Mount Everest from there, but it's that little bit that's
left that's just most difficult. Now, I forgot all the

(03:54):
reasons why they said most people don't make it from there,
and more people have lost their lives in that area.
I don't know what it is, but the people that
make it to the top of Mount efforts. They all
had to go through that same zone of that same area,
but they had a little bit more that allowed them

(04:16):
to get to the top. You know, a lot of
people have had accidents up there trying that, so I'm
not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a
good one. But let's just break it down a little
bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's a poem
I learned back when I host pledging. It's called don't Quit.

(04:37):
It goes like this, if I make a mistake, I'm
just trying to drum it up, So here we go.
It says, when things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
when the road you're trudging seems all uphill, when your
funds are low and your debts are high, when you
want to smile, but you have to sidhe when cares

(04:57):
are pressing you down a bit, rest if you must,
but don't quit, for life is queer with his twisting turns,
as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
a fellow has turned about when he might have won
had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though

(05:17):
the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learns too late, when the night came down,

(05:39):
how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
failure turned inside out. It's your silver tint of your
clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close
you are. It may be nil when it seems afar,
So stick to the fight when your hardest hit. It's

(06:02):
when things seem worse that you mustn't quit. I remember
it because I had a special method of helping you
remember stuff back then. But I remembered it, and that
poem right there has kept me. You know, we often
talk about scripture and everything, and then I don't see
how I could live without it. But every now and then, man,

(06:23):
somebody has a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's
heart that delivers a message man that can help people.
I use every motivational tool that I possibly can to
climb this letter of success, or try to be the
best father and the best husband I can be. I've
done a lot of changing over the years, and so
have you. But change is necessary in order to grow.

(06:43):
If you don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I
was a young man on my set. I kept looking
at him, and a sharp little young dude just on
my set, and he had these dreads, and I mean
they was super long, man, they will well below the
middle of his back. I mean, it was just long.

(07:04):
And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
to me and talking to me. So young man kept
talking to me, and I said, hey, man, you know
you do a huge self a favor in the business
you're in. If you got a haircut, you would do
yourself a huge favor. I said, your image is everything. Man,
I said, you keep stopping me in the hallway to
try to tell me what you're doing, what you are,
but all I see is your hair. Now, I keep

(07:26):
trying to figure out what you're doing with all that hair. Man,
Now you can feel how you want to feel. But
I'm like an employer. I employed people. So when I'm
walking through the hallway and I try to think of
you traveling with me and you sitting in a meeting
with me, I try to imagine you and your suits
sitting there talking business with me. And so, just like

(07:46):
other employers are, I'm just having a real story with you.
So I said, man, you ought to consider cutting your hair.
He said, Man, mister hobb, I've been growing his hair
since I was a little boy. I said, how old
are you now? He said, twenty eight. I said, well,
how long you want to hang on to what you
was when you was a little boy? You know, if
you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I mean,

(08:07):
you're twenty eight now. And I said, so, let me
help you understand something. Let me ask you something. What
does it do for you? He said, Man, it's just
who I am. It's I said, so you your hair? He
said no, no, but it's a part of me. I say,
that part of you that you're hanging on to. What
does it do for you?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream,
but I feed that.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
But if I hang on the ice cream and eat
ice cream every single day, my body gonna reflect that.
What is it that you hanging on to that you
don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting you from
being what all you can be? See, it's hard to
be what all you can be if you want to
keep being all you was? Don't that make sense to you?

(08:55):
So I can't tell you how many times I've had
to change. Change is necessary to grow. You can't be
all you can be if you want to keep hanging
on to all you was.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That don't make no sense. How do you go forward.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
If you keep going backwards, you can't stay here and
go there. Do you understand that if you want to
go over there, you must remove yourself from right here?
Oh I got right here is comfortable, I got right
here is safe. But over there's where the shade is.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Over. There's where the fruit is.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Over there is where the opportunity is over there is
where the mountain of goal is.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So why you stuck on here? You got to leave
here to go over there.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
You can't be all you can be if you want
to stay stuck on who you was.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Change is growth is necessary. All let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Show, ladies and gentlemen. I know you thought a song
would follow, but I decided no, And then again I
changed my mind.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
When you think of love, gotta get it on your mind.
Come on, when you think of love, gotta get it
on in your mind. When you think of love.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
God it, get it on your mind.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Come on, now, what did I would do it up
in here and like that? See how it was a
fake move. It was kind of count off. Then said
I wasn't gonna do it, did jump right back into it.
I just thought of that, That's all it was. It's
like that in the words it said you entertained. It's
just magic.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Good man, Good morning, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
More and only Hello Carlin for Rell.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Hello Steve Harvey, and creazy.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Ladies and gentlemen that damn junior will kill spats.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Morning morning, everybody, the King of Pranks, Nephew, Tommy, Yay yay.
In the building, we are all here, We are all here. Delightful, delightful.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
Yes, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesdaysday, Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Glad to be That sounds good?

Speaker 7 (11:30):
Sure right now?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I got to her, No the taco, Yeah, I got.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yes today we don't nobody won't that shirt?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Let us taco? I'm crazy for.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
Don't nobody want that shirt?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I drug it out slowly, you know that early.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But yeah, what are you feeling?

Speaker 7 (12:12):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Though always you know, it's another exciting day, another opportunity
God has given me.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I want to take full advantage of it.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I want to do the things is I can do
to progress myself forward and do some things that maybe
can help out in the future. Not worrying about the future,
not concerning myself with anything that's about to happen, but
preparing to receive God's blessings, preparing to receive his unmerited

(12:44):
favor and any grace that would be shared, shared or
headed my way.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I'm just open to it.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I've just decided I stopped worrying, and it has changed
my life.

Speaker 10 (12:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
When I stopped worrying, because nothing I used to worry
about could I control, right, and I stopped worrying. God
is going to take care of me as he always
so wonderfully has done, Matthew.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And I see no reason why he would not continue.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
If he's not going to continue to take care of me,
I'm not gonna wake up, but I'm here not.

Speaker 11 (13:26):
No, all, he didn't done for you that he ain't
pulling out, that's for sure.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
All right, thank you for that. Steve.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from a nephew as he runs that prank back.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Right after this.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
to start your morning.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Off with the nephew and run that prank back. What
you got for his nest?

Speaker 11 (13:51):
Surely it is psc ps C. That is prostate, checkel
let's go get off p FC Cross State.

Speaker 10 (14:03):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. This Roger,
my name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you
on my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house
tomorrow morning at about seven fifteen. I just want to
give you a call, give your heads up, and let
you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
my understanding, you go to work yet. Uh, oh you say,
I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.

(14:24):
I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
you go to work at seven thirty, and my proceed
is only going to take a couple of minutes. But
I wanted to you a friendly call and let you
know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 12 (14:38):
What's the PSC, PFC?

Speaker 6 (14:40):
What's you say?

Speaker 12 (14:41):
A PSC?

Speaker 10 (14:41):
PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
fourteen years now.

Speaker 12 (14:49):
What is PSC specialist?

Speaker 10 (14:50):
What you do? Oh? You're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.

Speaker 12 (14:53):
How you got me on the schedule? I ain't trying
us and nothing?

Speaker 10 (14:56):
Oh, I got you on my list here, I don't
know who puts you on here, but you've been paid
on everything for me to come by and do my job.
And like I said, only take me a couple of
minutes and I'll have you on your way. How do
you get my number?

Speaker 12 (15:08):
Say again, how did you get my phone number?

Speaker 10 (15:11):
Sir? Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops
tomorrow and I got your schedule as my as my
first stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your
phone number. I do have your address. Are you at drive?

Speaker 12 (15:24):
Yeah, that's my ass just but I'm not schedule for
nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
gotta go to work in the morning. I'm I gonna
be it right.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
Right my understanding, Well from understanding, you pull out about
seven thirty and I'm gonna get there seven fifteen. Like
I said, you know, the procedure only takes about two
three minutes.

Speaker 12 (15:39):
And about everybody my information? You know when I leave
home and everything?

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Who is it? Like I said, my name is Greg,
I'm a PSC and I'll be there.

Speaker 12 (15:47):
Okay, you said that.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
I readly you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just
want to give your friend the call here on Sunday
and let you know that I'll be there. I'll be
there about seven fifteen and we'll get you taken care
of it, and then I'll let you get on any
whay to work.

Speaker 12 (15:57):
You still ain't telling me what I suppose what you
suppose be doing.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Sir, A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker,
and what I'll be doing is coming in and checking
your pro state tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (16:07):
Oh well, now you ain't coming here and check my
price state. I gave my proce state check by my doctor.
Who was you talking about come to check my five state?
Now at my house? You ain't coming to check my Yeah,
And you know what, I get this all the time.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
I get a lot of people that are in denial,
a lot of men that that claim that they say.

Speaker 12 (16:22):
Got to state is fined. I my price state check
just at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't
need to come to my eye checking my prive state, Sir.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
A lot of people, a lot of men are in
denial saying that they got it checked and they got
it a lot of times we find out they haven't.
And there has to be a reason. If I got
you on my list and it's paid somebody is paid
one hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come
out there and check it.

Speaker 12 (16:42):
Well, you still be happy you paid us twenty five dollars.
This is a lesson job. You have to do that
because you're not come and check my prive state.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
Sir. I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by
there tomorrow and I'm seven pig pen. I'm putting my
rubber glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
and i am gonna check your prop state and then
I'll let you get on the work.

Speaker 12 (16:57):
Well, I tell you what, that rubber glove ain't going
nowhere near me home. Well, I tell you what. You
may on over my eyes if.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
You want to.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
It's not gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be
nice with you and your rubber glove. Sir might have
had to stick a rebel glove up joke when I'm
done with you, and don't be comfortab by my high
talking about taking my price state.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
calls to black men? Do you realize that I understand
that all right, black men, three out of five black
men are lost every year, So you ought to be
very grateful that someone is sending me by there to
check it and make sure you're okay.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
I go to every at once a year. Man, you
don't have to talk to my hot time by sticking
no rubber glove but me. Man, I'm fine with you, sir.

Speaker 10 (17:39):
I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
with you. My job is to give you a friendly
call and let you know that I'm.

Speaker 12 (17:44):
Coming all right now tomorrow morning.

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Listen. I don't want to hear anymore of it. Tomorrow morning.
I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
proce state checked, whether you like it or not.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
Well, you made gon buy here, then I sold be here.
You bay a bad Thank you bad enough to come
over here check my price?

Speaker 10 (17:59):
Sate you bay it. I'm gonna pack it. So you
just be ready at seven fifteen. But you're gonna get
your prostate checking.

Speaker 12 (18:05):
I'll be here.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
I don't let you go on the work case comes.

Speaker 12 (18:08):
You come on over here if you want. You you
know my address and all my what time I go
to work and everything. You you bang your back don't
over here if you want.

Speaker 10 (18:14):
To, I don't care if I gotta come over there,
sir and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm
coming to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning,
or I'll tell you what.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
You bring your mask John over there. You you think
you know who I am, what I need over here?
You come on over here, and you do what.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
You gotta do.

Speaker 12 (18:30):
I can't ring over there to all more wherever being wrong.
You're gonna be checking something else besides me. You're gonna
be checking on you, bry it. I don't know where
if you want to she ill, I don't get you
up out of here. I'll be coming to my house today.
But you tell somebody talking about I needed prostate check
or something, somebody on the phone talking about I need
to prostate or something. You bang your yeah, I'll tell
you what. I'll be here when you get here. You

(18:51):
bang it over. I will be tomorrow in the Morroell
you go. You won't walk it. If you gotta be
away from this, you may.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
If you want to. I'm gonna have my glove on
tomorrow and I'm gonna be checking your prop staates.

Speaker 12 (19:07):
Gotta tell you ain't in the morning. You watch till
about checking the pride state. You're gonna be checking your
own pride state. Because I'm telling you what, I got
something for you from here. You bring your bad You
think you're bad enough to come off here and chack
some I'm over here, you come.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
On with it.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
I got one more wi I need to say to
you all. You're listening, But what dad you got to
say to me?

Speaker 10 (19:23):
Now?

Speaker 12 (19:23):
You told me it's nothing. It was just you got
to tell me.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
Now are you listening to me?

Speaker 12 (19:27):
This down over here? You're gonna be here.

Speaker 10 (19:29):
I'm gonna be over there. But I got one more
thing I want to say.

Speaker 12 (19:32):
Are you listening what you got to say to me?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
Man? That's this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Speaker 12 (19:41):
Who who you say you was? Again?

Speaker 10 (19:47):
Hey man, this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank phone.
Call you a good harmon?

Speaker 12 (20:03):
Tell me by man? All right, Roger boy, y'all about
to make me go out. I'm wondering, who the hell
don't come out? Somebody how to do a prostate chick
on regular basis like that. Man, Yeah, yeah, I sold
got me, man, I'm gonna get him back. Boy, I
can't believe you do me like that. I'm gonna go

(20:24):
over there and check his pri state. You know, I
don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
I want to have somebody to come check mine.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
Steve Harvey Morning Show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
All right, come on, oh my god, all right, if
you thank you. Coming up next is Ask the CLO
the Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right
after this.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
All right, guys, it is time for Ask the CLO. Ready,
Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes, all right, here we go Jeanette and Tucker.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
Georgia says, I'm a thirty four year old woman that
thought she was dating a thirty six year old man
for almost a year. Three weeks ago, out of the blue,
he said he was having back surgery, so I told
him I would be there for him. He said, he
had a private duty nurse that is staying with him,
and his insurance provided it. After his surgery, I tried
to visit him in the hospital and I was told

(21:33):
he could only have one visitor at a time and
his girlfriend is staying with him.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
I was so mad and hurt. Do I let him
know he hurt me? Or walk away quietly?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well? I mean, wow, you going to let him know
he hurts you? You go, you go tell him, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
For your own closure purposes, you could have told me
you had somebody I didn't have to find this way,
But didn't you know?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Back out?

Speaker 6 (22:00):
What's your tripping for?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
His backside?

Speaker 6 (22:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, he can't do nothing back.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
He can't do nothing nowhere, probably ain't gonna be able
to work for a while.

Speaker 11 (22:11):
We're just going about your business. Oh okay, Yeah, he
don't sound like he thirty. He don't sound like he
thirty something though. He really don't sound like that. Why
you say that, Well, let's say no to love. You
ain't saying no vile signas any health death?

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Do you call?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Part and you can walk away.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
He doesn't have to be quietly. You can want to
make some noise all right.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Morgan and Ypsilanti, Michigan, says, my mother recently moved into
a senior living apartment building, and I got a call
from the administrator to let me know that my mother
is seeing a married man and his wife has threatened
my mother. I called my mother to see what was
going on, and she said that the man comes to
see her, not the other way around.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
So I need to talk to him, she said.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
The man shows her, So it is what it is.
How can I get my seventy eight year old mother to.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Behave you know the rules, baby, she behaved, She's seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
What rules you wanted to go by?

Speaker 7 (23:14):
She seventy eight, Well, there are rules to this. I
mean he is married.

Speaker 13 (23:19):
Married.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, you don't think.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
That, she'dah, said, he chose me.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's what she done.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Came away with what you want, hunted, what you want
to do, what you finish?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Called the man, she said, may holler this man.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Yeah, she didn't say.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
See all these old ass people like that. They make
different rules when they get old. Say what they want
to say, do what they want to do, to go
where they want to go. You know, they want to
see you know ninety day rule. Ain't got nothing the
ninety day ruling more like a ninety minute rule.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
A lot of time.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Yeah, all right, So so she can't get her to
behave to leave her mom alone.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
You're saying what you want?

Speaker 5 (24:12):
What?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
All right? I put it in the home. You ain't
got too many votes. Wow, Amelia dropped me off at
the home. You can quit talking to me.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Amelia Intella Hassie says.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
I'm forty one years old and my boyfriend's fifty one
and we've been dating for six months. I put up
with drama from his ex wife for the first three
months of getting to know him. He was going through
the divorce when we met, and now it's final. His
ex thinks it's cheating, but he went to divorce court twice.
Right after I met him. He begged me to be

(24:49):
patient and stay with him, and recently she went to
my son's job and told him I took her husband.
My son has been on my case about it. Is
it considered cheating if he'd already filed?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
No, Look, look it's look if you if you're married,
the party is gonna call it cheating.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Here's the deal. When you file filing. The marriage has been.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Over by the time you file, by the time the
court grants the divorce, it's been over even longer than that.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
The marriage is over. It's over.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
We filed, we want to get out, and now we're
waiting on some paperwork from the court.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
You call it cheating if you want to, but hey,
it's over. You're going down the job telling this woman's
son and all this help. Whatever it's filed, it's over,
all right, your son, wake up, get a life, start
realizing this how it go sometime.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Speaking of your family with your.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Mom, Yeah right, with your mama.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Yeah, all right. Here we go. Moving on.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
Maria and Tennessee says, I've been married three years to
a great guy with a big heart. But he's nice
to everyone except his own brother. We live in a
townhouse with a one car garage, and his brother is
sleeping in our garage. He's an alcoholic and he lost
his job and his wife from the drinking. Nobody in

(26:28):
their family will take him in, so my husband gave
him a fan and an.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Air mattress for the garage.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
I want to offer him our guest room, but my
husband is dead set against it. Should I overrule my
husband and put his brother in the guest bedroom?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh, brother in the garage for a reason?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
And brother, No, brother knows something you don't know, right, Yeah,
your brothers Your brother had married you and is trying
to protect his family.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Listen to me.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
This man don't care enough about his own family to
where he done lost his family and his job. What
makes you think he gonna come in your house and
care about your family when he didn't give a damn
about his own family.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You leave your brother alone.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
He cheating, He treating his brother as he needs to
be treated right now. If you put him in the house,
he ain't gonna ever leave, and he's gonna mess his
brother's house up, and the brother ain't finished.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Stand for that, and you overlive regret that facts. Yep,
you're gonna regret that. Lady.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Yeah, you can't put him between your marriage either.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Should she overrule her husband? Well, her brother and his
brother in the guest room?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
No, let his as stand in the garage with that
fan mats that's the kind of hell he got.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
No, Yeah, a fan in an air mattress. All right,
thank you, clo. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
All right, y'all were back.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
We're finishing up this baggage story at the airline.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Sugar honey, ice t suits.

Speaker 14 (28:17):
Yeah, Steve, contained when you first start traveling, you're doing
the road.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You don't have good luggage.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
No, it's really cheap.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
You don't have Samson.

Speaker 14 (28:25):
No, no, you don't have none of that. So I
mean I got real.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Pearl oh man, that was a good one. Pearlman.

Speaker 14 (28:30):
I got real bad luggage. I'm at the backage claim
and I see his ship come around.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm like, that looked like my.

Speaker 14 (28:40):
And then I see some shoes.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I got some shoes. My bag bust open, Steve, all
my stuff? Hey dog, now you gotta pick your stuff.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
That's so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
He was the last one.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Yeah, so so mine is just because I'm a German folk.
But I have been at the at the bathroom. You're
on it with too much stuff in my hand and accidentally,
you know, you got your phone in your hand, your
keys and your hand.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
You got too much in your hand. You you know
you need to be trying to put it somewhere.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
You don't want to lay it down, your phone.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
You're trying to go.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
I have had I have had my glasses in my
hand and accidentally dropped them.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
And where did I drop them? And right in that
damn your wow?

Speaker 14 (29:41):
Did you get him out?

Speaker 10 (29:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You had to.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Get ahead to see nothing the rest of the day.

Speaker 9 (29:48):
Asked that initial question.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what. I need both hands.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I can't have money. I'm sorry because I got I got.
I need both hands. We're not going to bathroom, the lady's.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Keys, the phone glass, everything is menship.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
But with a water bottle.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
But when you're dealing with as much as I'm dealing
with you, I got kept both hands because I'm in him.

Speaker 14 (30:17):
Man, you know what you do with your stop. No,
I want my stuff on the floor. I gotta have both.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, I got some hand. Damn this phone.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
Okay, I damn tear my face because ladies whom we
have a hook.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Trying to come out to you got no hooks.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Looking for our person in the second and yeah, in
the ladies room, we have all that.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh no, no, that's none of that. At the at
the at the stall.

Speaker 15 (30:47):
None of that.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I wasn't in the stall. I was at the stand up.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, with his glasses and dropping stuff, I don't know.
I got to put all this from my I gotta
leave something on the sleep.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I damn not need a hammock.

Speaker 14 (31:06):
Around my name.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm just holding a way on me. Wow, I ain't
love to you.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
I think you are.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Right now. I ain't not can't have nothing in my head.
I got that book and I'm gonna fill on my head,
my head.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
What you tell me?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Come ahead? Eye, glass in a bottle of water, just.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Luggage, just some eminems has what stuff in his hand?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
But it was my fe so I'm sorry just a
little bit.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
And I had on everything and he was speaking of
people next to what.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I was multitasking. I do not do that time, not
about droptor glass?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Yeah, yeah, oh you do.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
What have we learned?

Speaker 7 (32:33):
What have we learned?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
My pants were nothing because because big fella know it's times.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Man.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
What have we learned? I know there's something to gain
from that time we.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Got a slight receipt and all of us dropped.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Okay, sometimes it just takes two hands, all right, that's
that's what.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I shall appreciate your telling that they make you. People
think I'm not blissed.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
You now, you know not if you got all that stuff?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah, do we need to go over the sirt again.

Speaker 10 (33:26):
You got.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I know, we did a little hand joke in the water,
but you got all that stuff in your head.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Mathful feet, that's what that was. Feet guys.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Okay, guys, so Charley, yeah, I think I missed something.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
One more time, Steve, what did he have.

Speaker 16 (33:51):
In his hands?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
He told you that.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Keys by.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Phone show, a bottle wall, a phone charge.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Of show, and some can and my glasses boy and
his glass and some.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Glass and hate emin doing. And he was just you
hold this little boy.

Speaker 13 (34:26):
Heay right here, boy, he.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
Said, you walked into out.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I did right into it, didn't that one? I want
to thank you to son.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, so again.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
What did we learned?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Take your hand.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Book?

Speaker 16 (34:50):
Your hand.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
You're listening hard Morning show time. Now, guys were around it?
Would you rather? Would you rather? I have no legs
or no arms?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Can you just take one apiece?

Speaker 17 (35:07):
I'm damn no no legs, no arms. The moms though, man,
I got to have them. I got to Okay, I'm
gonna let you take them legs. I'm gonna have them on.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Come on, see no legs, no arms.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna need the mom I can't grab nothing.
I can't beat up there.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
At least you got arms.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
You can go somewhere I can drive need them.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Okay, you know you know how to be in the
wheelchairs and stuff up and they picturing all like that,
but the catch is strong and hey them dudes, way
you out, man, very wear you out.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
But I'm just going with I like what the way
I am.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I'm I'm gonna pass.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hey, I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I'll
be just slumped down and beat and fell out this
damn chair, slide out on the floor.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
All right, So would you rather walk barefoot in a
public restroom restroom?

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Or would you rather get food poisoning?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I gonna take that food porson good food poisoned before Yeah,
let me go and start throwing up because I'm not
walking barefoot in that public.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
German poles. I'm throwing up either way. I just.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, but I got to blow torch the bottom of
my feet with my cigar lighter.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Try to.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Your feet.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
I need to cross the burning sands again, all right.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
I think we have three for food poisoning on that one.
If you're keeping scorch All right? Would you rather save
the world but die as a hero in the process,
or save the world but no one knows?

Speaker 11 (37:08):
Man blank this world? What is you talking about? I'm
telling them to save it and then die? Why would
I do that?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I'd rather just be here and see where the hell
gonna happen? Me, y'all, I ain't never asked me no hero,
no damn way. I just want to be the survivor.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Wind it in die.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Last one?

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Would you rather scream at each other? Or would you
rather give each other the silent treatment?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Give each other?

Speaker 7 (37:41):
What the silent treatment?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh? Really, I take the side.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
Of the treatment.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Because I want you to be quiet any damn one?

Speaker 8 (37:51):
All right, you're listening morning show? All right, it's time
for comedy roulette.

Speaker 14 (37:58):
Jay, set it up quickly, timoned is each week you
guys test out ability to be comedians. We will show
you how good we are. You give us a subject,
stop the wheel on any subject. We can do a
riff on it. That's how good we are.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, Cat, you ready with the wheel?

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
What you got?

Speaker 7 (38:12):
These are the subjects? Number one? Ice cream?

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Number two old music, Yeah I know all right? Number
three how to protect the food in the fridge. That's
a pretty good number four. I'm not the bank. Yeah, okay,
number five. Sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Come on, God, let's come on slapping, slap and slapping,
slapping a mess out of you.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Okay, How to protect the food in the fridge.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
You'll so people don't steal it? Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Easy.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
The first one is you pick your teeth to they
start bleeding, right, and then you bite your sandwich and
wrap that and sell a thing and shove that back
in there. I'll be damn anybody. Your teeth real good
to the bleeding right. Just bite your sandwich, wrap that,

(39:27):
sell a pails if it don't be there when.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
You get okay, go ahead, come on, junior, what you
got or.

Speaker 9 (39:35):
First of all, who fridge we talked about?

Speaker 12 (39:37):
That's nothing in masks.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
It's very easy to take my free I ain't got
nothing in The better subject would have been how to
put food into free.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Tell me what you man when you really want to
protect something? What I would do?

Speaker 11 (39:56):
Okay, get a zip lock, babe. Okay, h and right,
let's see what we are when we in seventeen put
one ones on that January fir and h what and
being right? Chitlings on the zip lock. You don't don't
throw away I promise you ain't nobody bother that's the caper.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Yeah, come on, Steve.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
The best way to protect your sandwich at work is
to put in and sell a fame and then duct
tape so.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
They don't even know what it is. Take the whole sale.
How you gonna.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You just look just a brick or duct tapeing. There
ain't nobody gonna open up that damn duck.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
Duck tapes up with everything, but not food.

Speaker 14 (40:55):
That's a protective Yeah, how.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
To protect them food in the French jay?

Speaker 14 (41:01):
Oh, the best way to do it is you can
put it way inside and put it inside. You smash
it up. You take your sandwich and you ball it
up real tight as small as you can make it,
and put it and wrap it in celibate and then
stick that inside the bacon soda box. Put it inside
on the bacon sandwich, up the sandwich. That's what I'm

(41:24):
talking about, and then it will be that when you
get hold.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
And protect protected. What's again, I'll tell you what way
we're gonna do it. Go buy the dog shelter. Get
an unhappy pit bull when they open that door.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
On the inside.

Speaker 14 (41:53):
Just turn the temperature dune just a little bit so
he can survive.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
In the fridge.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
And break.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
They've been walking in there gracefully because they've been eating
stuff every day.

Speaker 11 (42:06):
Just don't halt that walk, okay, Julia Dounia. I got
to get back this one. Go carry because I've done
this one before. My dog name is Chappel. I put
it in a zip locked bag and put chop with
sweet treats on there and put it backside on me
case my son Jordan, and put some um chopper sweet

(42:27):
treats in there and got it all computed.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I got one right. You ready come put your whole
lunch in a pample.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Well, be back.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject do you have to watch the babysitter.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
We'll get into that in just a little bit.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Uh huh, But right now the nephew is in the
building with today's frank phone call, which you got for
us nast Well.

Speaker 11 (43:10):
You know, when you don't pay your bills, things get repossessed.
We've had it happen to us. Well, we're gonna take
it to the church this time. Repole the pew, repoll. Hey, hey,
if you ain't paid up, call we got them. Maybe
you're gonna have to stand repoll the pew cat dog

(43:32):
if you would.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
So, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins.

Speaker 15 (43:38):
Yeah, this is reverend doctor Wilkins.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Are you're the you're the pastor of Factors Church? Am
I right?

Speaker 15 (43:44):
Mathter Church? That's correct?

Speaker 10 (43:46):
He Okay, listen, my name is Daniel, and I'm calling
from a RCS which is a church supply, and we
have an outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring
to you all's attention for like twenty three thousand dollars
for your pews that has not been paid. So we
wanted to see.

Speaker 15 (44:06):
Or not to cut you off.

Speaker 12 (44:09):
Yeah, yeah, Daniel RCSH.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
Church Supply, Sir, that's this is exactly what you guys
got your pews.

Speaker 15 (44:16):
Okay, our standing bill for twenty three times Well, first
of all, that's normally all our standing bills are handled
by our finance department. You know, you would need to
speak to our treasurer and they will be able to
help you with that.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
Evidently heard that this hasn't been taken care of in
this matter when it comes to these pews, because like
I stayed it before, you guys owed twenty three thousand
dollars on these pews, and I think this was probably
twelve to thirteen years ago, so maybe this was something
before you got there. But nevertheless, there's still an outstanding
billing right now. We're actually going to be repossessing these

(44:50):
pews as of early seven o'clock Sunday morning.

Speaker 15 (44:55):
Not far this Sunday morning. No, we have the Women
Day's Missionary is here today and also Sunday we have
like our tea and then you have a lot.

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Of things and you actually run it off your schedule.
To me, that's that's really not my concern. And maybe
you're Women's Day or whatever is gonna y'all gonna do
a standing up because.

Speaker 15 (45:15):
Right now we're not going to do it. You know,
understanding me. See did you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Sure,
well I've been the past every ten years and you know,
you know, like.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the bill is
still outstanding, and these cues need to be taken care of. Now,
if y'all don't have the twenty three thousand dollars, then
I got to come pick these cues up Sunday morning.

Speaker 12 (45:39):
Sir, we're gonna well, I'll go over there.

Speaker 15 (45:42):
You're not hearing me. And first of all, this is
my private number. How did you get this number?

Speaker 10 (45:46):
Your your numbers here in the books as a contact?

Speaker 15 (45:48):
No, this is this is I only get us out
to very few people, and I know none of them
will will give our numbers. So that's definisue right there.
And second of all, if you're talking about coming in
our church signd the money to take our pews, that's
not something you really want to do, Sir.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
I have to do my job the same way you
get up on Sunday morning and you have to do yours.
I have to do mine. So my job is to
get these fews back, because you guys are twenty three
thousand dollars in the riars.

Speaker 15 (46:14):
No, kyl, let me tell you, I ain't always been
being a preacher. Now you come to my church and
you test them pews, I'm gonna come out that proof here,
don't you.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
I'm not here to go to what you used to
be and what you are now, I'm nothing to go
back and forth with you on that.

Speaker 15 (46:30):
The bottom line of the consequention. You don't want to
deal with Sign because you know I, oh, hold on,
hold on, man, hold on, let me calm down, because
you know you not to make me say some words
that I've been delivered from.

Speaker 10 (46:41):
Thank God, I'm going to deliver them pews away from
you on Sunday now, I got to come and pick
them pews up. That's the bottom line. Do you have
twenty three thousand Sunday morning?

Speaker 15 (46:53):
Twenty three thousands? I understand that's not the issue. The
issue is you have no business calling me on my
personal phone, my METI cration time right now, trying to
get consecrated for you know, my Mexican after deliver lady
this afternoon. So we need all of our pumors.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
Okay, well let me ask you something such. Do you
have the twenty three thousand dollars that you can give
me Sunday morning and then you can continue whatever it
is you have going on that day Other than that,
I'm gonna have to take them culls.

Speaker 15 (47:20):
I got to tell me between dollars. If you're not listening, Sign,
that ain't my bill. I ain't paying it. You ain't
touching my cues.

Speaker 10 (47:29):
I'm not gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying
to respect what's pastor will trying to respect you.

Speaker 15 (47:35):
First remend, doctor Wilkins. I appreciate it. You call me
in my name, Reverend doctor Wilkins.

Speaker 10 (47:41):
Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all, I'm coming
up there Sunday. Now, I'm hoping I only have to
lay hands on these pews. Now I gotta lay hands
on something else. Then I got to do what I
got to do.

Speaker 15 (47:54):
After you can come on up here and you set
it on the property. That's cool, but you touch them pills.
I got some lawyers in here. They can take that
Jesus coade off. They can stay down. They can get
with you, Pardner. You I'm staying. You know what they
they do. I walk through the valley shadow of Death.
I will seeing no evil. I ain't got no problem.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
Wait wait wait, you talking about coming to me and
to my church.

Speaker 10 (48:19):
I'm gonna do what I got to do. Many do what.

Speaker 15 (48:23):
I gotta do in the name of Jesus.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
Right man, man, stand up, the whole service. Now, what
which one do you want?

Speaker 15 (48:32):
You want to have it?

Speaker 10 (48:33):
I got I got something else I want to tell
you. You listen to me, past you.

Speaker 15 (48:36):
Listening if you ain't saying nothing?

Speaker 10 (48:38):
Sign is you listening to.

Speaker 15 (48:40):
Say to me?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
I've got to say this to you. His nephew Tommy
from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your entire deacon boy. Who Man, Well, because this
is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You're deacon boy got me the prank phone call you boy.

(49:03):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 15 (49:04):
Boy, you almost made me a little my religion.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Sign in there, man, you hung in there?

Speaker 12 (49:09):
Pastor, which one of them.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
Ones a deacon Glover?

Speaker 15 (49:13):
Okay, okay, okay, I've got some things I got to
talk to good level about. You know, I would wonder
how you got to person my cell phone out anyway?

Speaker 12 (49:21):
Man, So well, I'm glad.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
I've been able to put a laugh on your face today.

Speaker 15 (49:26):
Man, I'm here to walk.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
I gotta ask you, man, pastor, what is the baddest
radio show in the land?

Speaker 15 (49:35):
The Morning Show? Hey, listen, let me tell you this.
Keep doing what he's doing. The first minute in the show. Man,
I love that, Okay, I really love that.

Speaker 10 (49:45):
And really really blessed to the people. Really appreciate that. Man,
it really will.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
That's Reverend doctor Wilkins. You're gonna get this right by
my name, Okay, put some on my name.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
That was one of my favorite dudes. That was my
dude right there. I don't know how he held it
together that long.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I can't did.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, but I love you know, my favorite party said. Now, look, man,
when you come up in here, I got some people
gonna take that Jesus code off. Yeah, yeah, and they're
gonna have some for you. You can do any where
you want to, I'm told you now, we'll take the
Jesus coade off.

Speaker 11 (50:23):
Got some for you, I think, I think. I think
every path that got one of them that'll take that
coat off and get with it. Every path that got.

Speaker 13 (50:32):
One more than one right, Jesus had twelve.

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This is who rolling with me?

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Speaker 8 (51:25):
All right, all right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next
it is my Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Subject.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
You have to watch The Babysitter. We'll get into it,
yes we will right after.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Get a new center, Just get a new center.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Why you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
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who knows.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
It could be yours, It could be Buckle up and
hold on tight. We got it for you.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Here.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
It is the straw Berry LETTA.

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Thank you, nephew. Subject you have to watch the babysitter.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your advice on an issue
with my husband. We've been married almost two years and
we are parents of a seven month old baby girl.
I'm a nurse and I work nights seven pm until
three am. My husband is an optometrist and he has
a licensing exam in Maine. Last month he had one,

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so he had to be gone for five days. I
suggested my friend's best my friend my best friend's sister
babysit while I was at work. She's twenty five now
and I've known her since she was in third grade.
I let her know that we have baby monitors all
over the house and there's a ring camera in the
baby's room. Things went well the first two nights with

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her and the baby, and on the third night, I
logged onto the video and I saw my baby asleep
in her crib, but I heard loud noises sounding like
wild and crazy sex. I called the house and she
didn't answer. My husband called me and said he heard
the same thing, but we couldn't see anything on the camera.

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When I got home later that night, everything was in order,
but I was giving her the side eye. I decided
to take our extra ring camera out of our closet
and hide it in the den on a shelf.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
I logged on the next night and got a full
porn show. She had some random guy in my house
and they were stark naked and going at it in
the middle of my den. I called my husband but
couldn't reach him. I didn't say a word to the
girl about what I saw. I took off work the

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next night and let her know I didn't need her anymore.
When I told my husband about it, he seemed shocked.
But then a few days later I caught him in
his man cave watching the video. He tried to stop
it real quick, but I saw it. Should I be
worried that he lied and said he didn't see it?

(54:11):
Should I watch the babysitter please advise?

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Of course, you don't have to watch the babysitter anymore
because you fired her. Remember, but you know everybody's lying.
Your husband's for sure lying, and sure if you know,
if the babysitter comes.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Back, watch her. The receipt is a tape. You have that.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
I say, believe what your eyes and your ears tell
you and not anything else. And of course your husband
saw it. You caught him watching it. He tried to
stop it. I mean, I just think it's real suspicious.
You know, everything that's going on. For the first two nights,
everything was cool. You heard all this loud noise and everything.

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You put the other ring camera in there. I mean,
just after two nights she brings some random guy in in.
You know, I think you did the right thing by
firing this girl, but you should have told her why,
although I'm sure she knows. At this point, I say,
you do need a babysitter for when you're working nights
and your husband's not home, just in case he has

(55:15):
to leave too. But you just need to get one
that's more like Missus Doubtfire. You know the movie Missus Doubtfire.
Robin Williams play that role, you know, not someone so
young and sexy, you know, to tempt your husband and
want him to watch the videos and all of that. So,
I mean, I think this is kind of an easy fix.
If you do need a babysitter. But yeah, you need

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to watch everybody, the babysitter, your husband, what he's watching,
the random guy coming to your house, all of this.
Just be aware of what's going on in your house.
Set cameras up everywhere, Steve.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Should where's she going to find though? Man? Dress up
like a woman?

Speaker 10 (55:53):
That do?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Well?

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Is she gonna find a man that's dressed up like
a woman?

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Dove fire, something like a missus dooubtfire?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Oh okay, you have to watch the tune then, all right,
well here you have to watch the babysitter.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Lady.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
I'm you know your letter, you know the advice on
an issue with my husband, your husband. Wait a minute,
this whole letter ain't really got nothing to do with
your husband. So your whole letter you got deeper, You
got deeper issues going on here.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I need advice on the issue with my husband.

Speaker 15 (56:36):
Now.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
When you said that before I heard the letter, we
got to watch a babysitter. Course, I'm thinking him and
the babysity got something going on, That's what I'm thinking. Well,
the letter unfolds. You got a seven month old, beautiful
little girl. You a nurse, you work nights seven pm
to three am. Your husband's optometrist. He has a licensing
exam in Main last month, so he was gone for

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five days. Y'all went and got this babysitter. She twenty five.
You known her since she was in.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
The third grade, but she grown now, all right.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I let her know that we have monitors all over
the house, and that's your problem. You told her exactly
where you had the monitors. Now she know where it
ain't no monitors. Things went well the first two nights.
Or hearing the baby. On the third night, I logged
in on the video and I saw my baby sleep
in the crib and I heard loud noise that sounded like.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Just wi crazy sick. I call the house. She ain't answered. Well,
she was a wild crazy sack.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
It's hard to talk on the phone when you having
wild crazy sex.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I'd have tried it before. It is really hard. I'm
telling you know.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I had a picture coming to the door one time
and I was having some wild and crazy six.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I had a picture with cold as Hall.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
By the time I got downstairs, you catch it hard
to stop wow crazy six.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Somebody called the damn phone. I don't give together.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I was watching the game one time, start having some
wild and crazy six when.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I woke up, I don't even know who won.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Wiley gotta be in here when you have a wild
and crazy sex. Why did you call the house? She's
not fit to answer. We come back, I tell you
the rest of what happened. It really ain't nothing to
this letter. I don't even what she's saying. She got
an issue with her husband, because right now it's just
wild and crazy ass sex having me in your house

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right now, that's all I'm just saying.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
All right, crazy, We'll have part two of your response
coming up to the Strawberry letter, the subject you have
to watch the babysitter.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Morning show, All right.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters, subject you
have to watch the babysitter.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
But then the first line is I need advice on
an issue with my husband. And I don't see why
you do, lady, And now I'm gonna try to get
to it. You and Nursey work nights, and your husband
had an exam to go to. Here I'm trauma to
so you hire a babysity you've known since the third grade.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
She twenty five. Now you told her you had the.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Cameras all over the house and baby monitors, and so
she knew where the cameras was.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Well you, things went well the first two nights.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
And on the third night I logged in on the
video and I saw your baby sleep in the crib. Well,
your baby safe, that's what you hid. The babysit the phone,
the baby in the crib sleep, The baby sit of
doing her job. But you heard some loud noise sounded
like wild and crazy. Say, well the baby sleep. Now

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you have wild and crazy sex and baby being a
crib around the corner, cause they sleep through all kinds stuff,
fire trucks.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Police everything, helicopters. They don't hear the baby just be sleeping.
I call the house and she didn't anounce her. Now,
I told you, crazy, befo. When people having wild and
crazy sex, ain't no need you're calling down now? Ain't
nobody got time to answer this phone. Now you think
that baby wouldn't hit that wild and cres I have

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the problem. I promise you that little girl ain't hear
that damn phone ring because you got other things to
do when you having wild and crazy sex. You trying
to get your foot up off off that TV. You
got your got your knee on the back of your
husband lounge chair. You have wild and crazy sex. You
probably ain't even hear the damn phone, right, I'm just
gonna beat there. Some people probably rain dobell. She ain't
hear that either. I'm just saying that's how wild and

(01:00:23):
crazy it is when you having wild, crazy sex. Well,
you got to pay attention wild crazy set. She and
there got one hand hanging on your drapes, trying not
to tell these drapes down. And she got the other
foot on top of the flow model TV because y'all old,
y'all doctors, and y'all ain't updated to TV. So y'all
got a flow model. She got foot on top of
that console. And it's just just wild crazy sex, right, don'kay.

(01:00:46):
I called the house, she didn't answer. Your husband called
me and said he heard the same thing, but we
couldn't see anything on the camera. I got home, lady
that night, everything was in order. I was giving her
the side out, though. I decided to take out our
extra camera out of our closet, hide it in the
den on the sholf Steve and Shirley. I logged in

(01:01:08):
on the next night and got a full pawn show. Yes, lord,
what'd you think? That's why you set that camera up.
You already know they had wild and crazy sex. And
the name of the pawn movie you was watching with
babysit have gone crazy. She just in there and now

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she come talking about she had some random guy in
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
She had no random guy in the house. The same
dude was over there last night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
You just didn't have the video. This ain't no random guy.
This the guy that had a wild and crazy sex.
Random guy could be just anybody. Everybody can't have wild
and crazy sex. I got a couple of friends can't
do that. They two square, you know, they got a
little You know, they do different type of work. You
know they work at the government. They don't do wild

(01:01:56):
crazy sex. You got to be KB just ran them
to do wild crazy sex. You got particular kind of Tommy,
my nephew, he do wild crazy sex, crazy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
He all that that. He ignored me junior. I don't
really think juniors do wild crazy sex. I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
But he might, but he got sick, saying, so, I
don't know if he's right. Probably, but he probably ain't
trying to have no crisis or nothing. He probably just
had a regular, good old sex.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
But I don't know if he ain't gonna have no
wild crazy say, cause he won't have no damn crisis.
I can't get dehydrated. I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Yeah, he can't get dehydrated. And it's hard to have
wild crazy sense.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
And be drinking the old damn town so that I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
So and uh, and they had a random guy in
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
They would stark naked, going all that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
And in the middle of my den, I called my husband,
but I couldn't reach him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
What reads you couldn't reach him because your husband, Well,
we're gonna leave that long.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I didn't say a word to the girl about what
I saw, took off work the next night and let
her know I didn't need her anymore. When I told
my husband about it, he seemed shop what. But then
a few days later I caught him in his man
cave watching the video. He tried to stop it real quick,

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but I saw it. Should I be wared that He
lied and said he didn't see it? What he pulled
up the cameras that was watching it. He didn't want
you to know he was watching it, so he lied
and said he ain't seen it. What you're worried about that, Poe?
You gotta get another damn babysitter, Siry, What is she
worried about?

Speaker 10 (01:03:37):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Phone?

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
What he saw the video? What you want to tell you? Baby?
I've been watching this? Who the little girl right here?
I'm trying to tell you?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Is that? What what you want him to say? Cut
the video? You don't want your wife to know you
watching that. That's why he lied. Let me ask you something, Sherman.
If you thought you could cut the video off that
you was watching and your husband walked in on you
and he said, babe, what was you watching?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
You wouldn't lie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Probably not, that's a lie and so he will go not,
well see probably we mean and we gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I don't see property.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
It's an issue to her.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
And if he she saw him and he lied about it,
that's an issue.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
Why are you lying?

Speaker 14 (01:04:25):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Listen, you know what do you?

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
And I still don't like it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Girl?

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Please post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
And Steve Barby FM on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Instagram Tell the Truth twenty one year for what I'll
tell you the.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Truth and check out this strawberry what.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I did last night and I lied? Do you know what?

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
So Carla and Steve have dogs, so does Tommy Junior
doesn't have a dogg Now, but Jay.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Where are you with this times?

Speaker 18 (01:05:05):
These dogs need to be at home or in any yard.
I'm not that's just me. I know people, I know
they're emotional dogs. I can let these dogs dogs, but
first of all, you work in a place, it ends
up being too many damn dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
That's what happened.

Speaker 14 (01:05:21):
You know, one dog, but then it's like dogs every
damn well.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
You know that's what happened.

Speaker 14 (01:05:29):
You know, you go, okay, the National Dog Day, Now
everybody got it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
You got dogs bringing dogs, not dogs every damn well.
So we need to nip this in the butt.

Speaker 14 (01:05:44):
Keep your damn dog home, Keep your dog home, don't
bring your dog to work. I mean I go on
to you, like you leave, I'm gonna go to the
office and you're not in there, the dogs sitting in there,
and I'm like I got up, like I'm coming to
talk to you the damn dog and that a dog
don't know where to head. I'm just just me. I

(01:06:07):
wanna don't hate dog. I would never say it all.
I would never do that. I would never tease a dog.
It's just it's just it's too many damn dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Know that is a funny visual though.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
You go in and talk to your boss and it's
a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
I love her.

Speaker 14 (01:06:29):
I love This is my favorite thing to do. I
love to go down to the where they sell dogs
at school.

Speaker 12 (01:06:39):
Tell your dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Are you doing you?

Speaker 14 (01:06:41):
You want to be adopted today?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
You like to go home with me? Well, guess what
you ain't going?

Speaker 16 (01:06:50):
That's your favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Hey, that scudent, what would you like to go?

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
I know, no, no, how is that right on any level?

Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Crack it up over there. I'm a fancy.

Speaker 10 (01:07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
If you could you have a dog, Jay and walk
the dog, you know, and feed it and all of that.
You wouldn't do that. You didn't have to take it
to work, but just take care of it. Dogs are
part of the family.

Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Yeah, not just.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
All right, I guess we know where Jay stands on dogs.
You're listening hard Morning show, Steve. I want you especially
to listen to this. This is according to the American
Farm Bureau Federation. You consider yourself a country boy, Yeah,
and all of that typical July fourth cookout for eight

(01:08:01):
to ten people should only set you back fifty five
dollars and seven cents. Uh huh, that's what they're saying.
According to no.

Speaker 11 (01:08:09):
Damn barbecue, no reels in eight to ten people, fifty
five hours.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
About five dollars and fifty one cents per person.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
If it wasn't in per person, family, is it now?

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
Listen now?

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
This amount is based on ninety six volunteer shoppers in
twenty eight states checking retail prices at their local grocery
store to determine the overall costs.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
Okay, and this is what the meal will.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I'll tell you what though, what I tell you what
though we fished being fifty five dollars and eight to
ten people. I better not see nobody walk their ass
back up there twice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
You can't get yeah, no, you can't get but one bone,
real one bone way up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
There, watching you be up there, watching you like that
dude that used to cater for us in New York.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
He didn't get any juice, none of.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
That Dixie can't juice like the mouthwash?

Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
What all right? This is?

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
This is what the meal includes, steve eight quarter pound
hamburgers and buns with cheese slices.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
You guys said there was no meat. There's meat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Two people ain't gonna get a birk eight hot dogs
and buns. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
Four pounds you said there were no ribs. Four pounds
of pork spear ribs there you go right there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
How many bones is that that's worst?

Speaker 13 (01:09:33):
Laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
One bone?

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Ketchup and mustard. Three pounds of Deli potato salad okay, stopped?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Okay, what don't nobody won't no damn.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
Dili serious about this potato salad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Don't come in here preach your damn Dili potato salad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
You can, we don't want. Have you ever taste a
potato salad good from the damn dilate?

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Some people get it and doctor it up though, doctor
yeah yeah, and put it in a dish from home,
and you think they made it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Pull out some dinner potatoes around eight to tea and
black people.

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
I'm just saying, all right, twenty eight ounces watch the face, yeah,
twenty eight ounces steve of baked beans.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Okay, gotta have baked potatoes eight ounces.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Twenty eight ounce people? Everybody get point eight ounces? Oh,
it gets better.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
Fifteen ounces of chips.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I want too many day chips?

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Fifteen outs?

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
One big bag?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
What is that a bag?

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
One bag? One big bag though? Two quarters?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
How many?

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Two quarts of lemonade?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
I drink and quarter lemonade?

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
My damn SLF.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
And how about this one? Four pounds of watermelon for dessert,
watermellon for dessert.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
No pound cake watermelon?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
That ain't even a whole watermelon for damn water.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
That's the same amount as the spare ribs, as the
iss That's the same amount.

Speaker 16 (01:11:27):
Got to eat?

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Yeah, I mean well we know this. No seconds, We
know that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
How much you're gonna eat, it's how much you can't.
That's what it is. How many people waste nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Eight to ten? Eight to ten people?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Jesus cheers, No, this is key.

Speaker 19 (01:11:52):
But steve no seconds though, I better not catch you, hey,
budget just eight to ten people?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
You're number six. Don't walk caress back up here, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
You ain't you ain't wait till we served as watermelon?

Speaker 10 (01:12:15):
Know how? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Hey, I need everybody attention. What if you over here?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Got this half couple limonades just sitting here. I'm just
sitting over here a whole half of Dixie cup for
this damn no to day.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
Well in trending pregnancy news, I don't know where that
came from, but here it is pancy.

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
Read.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
The poll of two thousand women shows that eighty nine
percent experienced at least one type of craving during their pregnancy.
It also used data to determine some of the most
popular food cravings, as well as some of the strangest ones.
The most popular cravings include seasonal foods that are out
of season when the cravings strike, for instance, pumpkin pie

(01:13:07):
or sweet potato pie in the spring. Others want very
specific food combinations, like peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches or
pickles and cheese. So here's the question, what kind of cravings?
Uh huh? What kind of cravings did your wife have
while pregnant? Plus Carl and I had some cravings are own.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Can't remember.

Speaker 13 (01:13:31):
I can't remember Jackie's cravings ice cream? Yeah we did
that together, yeah too, Yeah, well I was going through to.

Speaker 17 (01:13:43):
Uh, I want pizza all the and I could not
stand the smell because you know pregnant women would smell.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
Yeah, we're so the smell of popcorns.

Speaker 11 (01:13:56):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
Okay, And as much as I love pizza, I couldn't
stand pizza at that time, I couldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
I didn't want to smell it. All I wanted was
watch her melon. And you know watermelon wasn't in seasons
and October.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, all right, coming.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
Up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
around it. Would you rather right after this? You're listening
hard morning show time? Now, guys, for around it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
Would you rather? Would you rather have no legs or
no arms?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Can you just take one apiece?

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
I'm not damn no, no legs, no arm, man, I
got to have them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Okay, I'm gonna let you take them legs.

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
I'm gonna have them all, Tommy, come on, Steve, no legs, no.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Arm Yeah, I'm gonna need them, mom Jo, I can't
grab nothing, I can't beat up the at least you
got on.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
You can go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
I can drive, okay, you know you know how to
be a wheelchairs and stuff up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
And they're picturing all like.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
The cats is strong? Hey, them dudes, will way you out? Man, Yeah,
wear you out. But I'm just going with I like,
what the way I am? I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Yeah this was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
And I'm sitting up here with my leg up on
the desk right now thinking if you wouldn't now, I
could just slum.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Down and beating fell out this damn chair. I slide
out on the floor.

Speaker 10 (01:15:38):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
So would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom restroom?
Or would you rather get food poisoning?

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
I gonna take that food poison I have been food
poison before.

Speaker 10 (01:15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Let me gonna start throwing up because I'm not walking
barefoot in that public.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
German. Yo, I'm throwing up either way. I'm just yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
But I got to blow torch the bottom of my
heat with my cigar lighter, trying.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
To sanitize your feet. I need to cross the burn
and sayings again.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
All right, I think we have three for food poisoning
on that one. If you're keeping score, all right, would
you rather save the world but die as a hero
in the process, or save the world?

Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
But no one knows?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Man, blank this wirl, what is you talking about? I'm
trying to save it and then die. Why would I
do that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Rather, I'd rather just be here and see what the
hell is gonna happen me, y'all. I ain't the mask
be no heat, no damn way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I want to be the survivor last one.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
Would you rather scream at each other? Or would you
rather get each other the silent treatment?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Give each other?

Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
What show?

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
The silent treatment?

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Really?

Speaker 11 (01:17:18):
I take the side of the treatment and past because
I want you to be quiet any day on one.

Speaker 16 (01:17:25):
All right, all right, we're coming up at forty nine,
coming up at forty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Minutes after the hour.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
It's our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show with Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
You're listening Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
All right, Here we are, Steve, last break of the
day on this Tuesday, and you're gonna leave us with
some closing remarks.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
It was a pretty good day today, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Yeah, pretty good day. I got something for you though.
All right, let's go in the vein of encouraging people.
I want to inspire people to go for it. Okay, Steve,
what you're talking about, whatever it is, whatever it is
that you've been hesitating about, whatever it is that you've

(01:18:16):
been procrastinating about, whatever it is that you've been waiting
on the right time, whatever it is that you've kind
of been fearful of, I want you to go for it.

(01:18:37):
And I'm gonna tell you why, man, Because this thing
we have called life, in the total scheme of the
evolution of the world and all that it is, we
all have such a very short time here, and oftentimes
it seems like some of the goodwines times absolutely gets

(01:18:58):
cut just way too show. But I want to encourage
you to go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Is it gonna take a deep breath to go for it?
Yes it will. Is it gonna take a bold spirit
to go for it, Yes it will. Is it gonna
take some risks to go for it? Probably? Is it
going to require a tough decision to make. I'm sure
it is, But I'm telling you that it will be

(01:19:30):
well worth the decision to.

Speaker 10 (01:19:32):
Go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
I was at the mentoring camp and I was showing
that young kids my vision board, and uh, some adults
were there, and the kids were just glued to what
I was telling them about accomplishing your dreams. But some
adults who had been whipped by life a little bit,
I would imagine as I had and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
They didn't. They couldn't quite see what I I was saying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
So a guy came up to me afterwards and he said,
you know, mister Harvey, not to discourage you in any way,
but that's a really really lofty financial goal you have
of making. Do you really think you need that much money?
I said, no, no, I don't. He said, well, why

(01:20:23):
would you run the risk of disappointing yourself by aiming
at something that you might not get to Because that
number you got with a three on it, I mean,
he said, Hey, man, what happens if you only get
one of those? I said, if I got one of
those instead of three of those, do you think I

(01:20:45):
could still live a really, really wonderful life. He said,
mister Harvis, I think you live in a wonderful life now,
I said, I am, sir. He said, but why would
you want to run the risk of falling short of
that goal and a three and you only end up
with one? What does that say about you? It will
say the same thing that my life says about me

(01:21:06):
right now. It says that I'm successful. He said, But
you failed at your goal. I said no, no, I
did my absolute best. I landed where I landed. I said, see, brother,
the problem you're looking at the problem isn't aiming too

(01:21:28):
high and miss it. See if I don't get three
billion and I end up with just one billion, I said,
my man, I can promise you I won't be sitting
with somewhere disappointed and shame of myself. I say, your
problem is not aiming too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
High and missing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Your problem is if you aim too low and you
hit it. I said, See, what happens to a lot
of people is they go okay, and they make their
goal somewhere where they know they can reach it. Let's say,
and I'm not knocking anybody, let's just say your goal
is twenty five thousand. I'm not knocking this figure. I'm
just using this number, yo, So don't anybody please don't

(01:22:10):
take it personally. And you shoot for twenty five thousand,
and the other person says, well, mine is one hundred thousand,
and you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Both strike out to make the goal. The person whose goal.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Was twenty five thousand, I mean that was one hundred thousand,
he misses it. He ends up with eighty five thousand.
The person whose goal well was twenty five thousand, he
hits it, and he gets twenty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
You see the situation we have now. Now, the one
who did the eighty five.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Goals, Wow, man, if I could have tried a little
bit harder, if I'd have done this, I could have
corrected this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
I could have done this, probably would have made it.
Had done that, I probably would.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Have got that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
The person with the twenty five thousand is in celebration mode.
Oh man, look what I did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
I'm cool, I got it, And there's nothing wrong with that.
You should celebrate your victories. But if that's all you
ever want is at twenty five, do you know what? Shortenly,
you're gonna be out of that twenty five and you
have to get back again. But this person who missed
one hundred and ended at eighty five, to me, he

(01:23:30):
just seems to be a little bit further up the road,
so he may make his goal next time two hundred
and fifty. Let's suppose he missed that, and don't give
me two hundred. But if you just keep setting low
goals and you keep hitting them, and all you want
is low goals, so you don't ever have to feel disappointed,
you don't have to have to admit defeat. You don't

(01:23:51):
ever have to feel fearful because everything you go into
doesn't require deep breath, a leap of faith or jump.
I got news for you. Gonna live a real regular life.
And if that's what you want, it ain't nothing wrong
with it at all. But if you, like so many
people that I know, if you want MO, you're gonna
have to do more. You're gonna have to give more,

(01:24:12):
and you're gonna certainly have to be MO.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
Go for it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Don't give up.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
Go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Y'all. Have a great weekend. Yes, sir, you don't know
what the weekend is, but great words.

Speaker 10 (01:24:36):
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