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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So give them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
A bu boozy.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Ya listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Joy?

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Joy, you got to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love origin.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You got turn. I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Go to turn the mouth turn You probably got to
turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Mouth turn a w the monica wouldn't come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Man.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
I was just getting ready to come on the air
this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was just
having a reflective moment of just how really good God
has been to me. I just it's it's it's man.
Let me just say that again, how really good God

(02:39):
has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
in spite of all of my flaws.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And and and and in.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
Spite of all of what anybody has said about me, God, God,
through his grace and mercy, just keeps me anyway. So
many of us are exceptional people, but we refuse to
just go ahead and be exceptional. We settle for the ordinary,

(03:19):
We follow the pack, We try.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
To fit in.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Man, oh man, oh man, You know, I've heard my
wife say this to my children all the time. When
she's scolding him or talking to him. She'd be talking
to him about leadership. You know, why are you following
everybody when God clearly made you to lead? So many
of us are born, and so many of you are
born to be exceptional people, but we always trying to

(03:46):
follow the pack. Why would you try to fit in?
Why would you try to be like everybody else be ordinary?
Why would you follow the pack? When God is created
you to be exceptional? The key word in exceptional is
except you. Ever you ever dine this right here? You know,

(04:08):
everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that way except me.
Everybody said that except me. Everybody won't wanted that accept me.
Everybody went over there except me. Everybody jumped in except.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Me except me. See why have you said that in
your life? If you were not to be exceptional?

Speaker 8 (04:37):
See you got to say everybody except me at one
point in yo to I don't know who ain't done it?
You know, everybody wanted. Everybody voted no except me. See,
so you're not You're not created to follow the pack.
You ain't created to fit in. You ain't created to, uh,
you know, to be ordinary. You were created to be exceptional,

(05:00):
as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
year that you go head on and be exceptional? Why
won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
But just has to be a decision that we make. Now,
were not following the pack no more? We not trying

(05:22):
to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary
no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know you
got to go ahead and follow that. You got to
get on the exceptional path because that's what you were
created for. Why be ordinary?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
You know?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
But all of this it comes. It has to start
with a thought. You got to first think something. Thoughts
become things. A man is as he thinketh that's all
you will ever be. So what are your thoughts today?
Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why

(05:58):
not have exceptional thoughts instead of fitting me in thoughts?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
So why you want to be like everybody? Else.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly
be extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change
of your venue, And you don't have to be any
other kind of way just because my mama was this, well,
my daddy was this way, or this the school I
went to?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
This?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
What race I belong to? This is my sexual preference,
this is my this, this is my dad?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
How many? How many? How many excuses? You need? I mean,
how many excuse?

Speaker 6 (06:30):
What?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
What? What? What?

Speaker 8 (06:31):
What's it gonna be this year that we let another
three hundred and sixty five days slip by without improving
our condition, our place, our spot, our life, the quality
of life we have. We cannot afford to keep letting
all these years go by without changing.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You're an exceptional person. How many times.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
You know I was only everybody jumped in except me.
I told him, I knew it. Everybody voted for that
except me, And now look at us, man, it seemed
like everybody went that way except me. Okay, do you

(07:17):
get it? Do you understand what's being said to you
that all accept me is because couldn't it be? Because
you're an exceptional person? And it's time for you to
take control of that. It's time for you to start
thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
What you think.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
It's time for you to start doing something about it.
It's time for you to stop taking each and every
day that God gives us for granted and letting them
go by the wayside.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Like you got plenty more.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Well, you may have plenty more, but guess what what
you wasting the ones you got for?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I got you.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
Young, and you feel like you're gonna live forever. Em okay, cool,
But let me ask you something. See here, here, here
go the part about it. I suppose you do live.
See see, everybody worrying about dying. But I got news
for you. Suppose you keep on living. You want to
keep living in the condition you in now. You want
to keep living with the money you got now. You
want to keep living with the relationship you got now.

(08:16):
You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right
man to the right woman, but you keep getting the
wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the
rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. There's problem is
if you keep on living. Who wants to keep on
living just the way they are right now? And if
you could say I'm cool, what I am just the

(08:36):
way I am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't
for you. Ain't got no problem with that, you know,
you know what I say. Greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional,
ain't for everybody. Becoming extraordinary ain't for everybody. Heck, becoming
successful ain't for everybody. I got it. And you can
come up with a way to justify your non existence

(08:58):
and your ordinary life all you want, and that's fine
and dandy. I ain't got no problem with it. Because
some people just gonna be regular, Some people just gonna
follow the pack, follow the crowd. Some people just wants
to fit in. But if you're not that person, if
you want to be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional,
if you want to be if you want a dad

(09:20):
to be great at something, and you got to change
your mindset. You got to get what your creator and
find out what he created you for. You got to
quit thinking of things just in your own thought process,
you know, lean not to your own understanding.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I don't know where that is, but it's in there.
Somewhere seeing.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Once you lean, if you lean to your own understanding,
you know what it's gonna do. It's gonna limit you. Man,
it's gonna limit you. Why not see what God got
for you. I would rather know what God got for
me than to think of all the things I could
because I can't out think him out and tried it before.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
All right, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a
good one.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Let me have your undivided attention. This is a new day.
We in a new year. We got a new chance,
This a new shot, This is.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
A new beginning. This is a day of affirmation.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
This is a time for gratitude, attitude.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And altitude.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve hard Morning. Sure anybody
playing with y'all. Y'all need to get your mind right, man,
wrap your mind around this thing. Man, stop looking at
what's wrong and start taking some focus on what's right.
Because there are some things that's right that's going on
in your life. I don't care how bad it appears.
You better believe there's something right going on in your life.
And if you can find it in the middle of

(10:44):
your crisis, in the middle of your darkness, to thank him. Anyway, Boy,
watch what happened to you. I'm just telling you what
I know. These ain't no guessing, I ain't throwing out
no new theories or nothing like this. I'm telling you
what I know, man, about the power of positive thinking,
the power of meditation, and the power of prayer. Ain't

(11:07):
nothing bigger, ain't nothing bigger. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley
Strawberry calling for real Mouth of the South, the legend
that is Nephew Tommy and yours truly.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Coming morning.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
Yes, it's Friday, though, it's Friday Friday, Boy Boy.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Boy Classic Radio.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Freedom, Oh my god, Freedom Classic Radio. Man Freedom Friday.
For those of you that weren't aware of what it was.
Was on certain Fridays, I would call it Freedom Friday.
I would play anything I wanted to play.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Music wise, we took out all.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
The segments and it was just a Steve Harvey jam session.
Sometimes me and Paula would get together and throw out
some jam. Me and Shall throw out some jam I
didn't know, but two jams. So we didn't let him
plays Hobby so many plays in my life and time.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
This song A lot of songs ive made some man.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
You know something, man when that song when Temptations redid
that song and they did it in the album nineteen
seventy one. A Song for You was the name of
the album. Yeah, I remember I used to stand in
that mirror. Man, my father would go to work. I
was standing in that mirror and sing that song and

(12:59):
that the line ten thousand people watching, come on boy
all alone, Yeah, And I was. I was actually singing
affirmation into my life. I just always thought somebody would
be watching me when I was a little boy, even
with the stutter. I said, they're gonna have to be

(13:20):
here for a while. But you know the stuttering. If
I don't fix this study, this show gonna be long
as hell.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
And you're a way, Steve.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
You're on your way. You were right, You're you're gonna
be something one day.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm trying, Sureley all right, coming up.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
the nephew as he runs that brank back.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right after this, you're.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
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Speaker 9 (14:21):
All right, guys, it's time to run that prank back
with the nephew, nephew, what do you have for us today?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Darling?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Y'all want me running back?

Speaker 10 (14:29):
Yes, running back and running for running back, run it out,
run it back.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
You sound like James Brown running back, running fall.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I think I'm about ready to do mother.

Speaker 10 (14:37):
Yeah, it's time to put the prank in here it is,
run that prank back. This is bad potluck, Oho, bad
boy potluck. You've had it before, you've tasted it. You
know what it is. You've thrown that plate in the trash. Yeah,
you've carried it out, waited till they went to the
kitchen and slid it to the doll.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You did it. You did the dog like that you
did cat dog if you would. This is.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to flying a heather.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
Excuse me what you say?

Speaker 6 (15:10):
I'm trying to reach a heather? Is this?

Speaker 11 (15:13):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Okay? Listen? Uh I got your number from from Lowist.
Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.

Speaker 11 (15:23):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Lewis? Yes?

Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yes, yes, hi? How are you?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
I'm good? You you you you? You was at at
Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody
was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about,
is you the one made the black eyed peas?

Speaker 11 (15:47):
Right I did?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You enjoyed them? No?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
I enjoy the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
say this here, let me say this. No, no, no, that work.

Speaker 11 (15:58):
You can't talk to me like this. Don't you that,
don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say, but please
don't curse that be.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Don't he go to deal your my beans got my
jacked up and I didn't have to go down to
the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got
no damn insurance for none this. You know this, this,
this dint have me messed up for the last week
number for the loanss to tell you exactly you know

(16:24):
how your damn things is?

Speaker 11 (16:26):
Okay? First, First of all, okay, I told Jo asked,
I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
can't talk to you the way I want to talk
to you. But let me just tell you that. Don't
call me with the dump. First of all, there was
a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
how can you single out my damn beans that made
you sit with all that got food there? You're not

(16:46):
gonna blame me. Get out of.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Here, mama Mama bean said you are the one that
made the thing.

Speaker 11 (16:51):
I don't give us said it was all this food there.
You're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained. You
know what the day's date is? Okay, ain't not one
other person called me about them beans and by as
a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me. So
for you to call me with the dumb all late
and wrong, you're going to blame me, probably because you

(17:12):
need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
it was available to you. And how you want to
call me with no no, no, no, no no, So you
could tell.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
You somebody you're going to blame somebody else's food, Joe
beans want the stomach up And that's what the that's
what it falls down to. And at the end of
the day, you're.

Speaker 11 (17:31):
Can miss you know the hell? I hate what doctor
bill you said you don't having short So how did
the hell did you go and shut?

Speaker 6 (17:40):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.

Speaker 11 (17:44):
Okay, well taken care of. If you played out your pocket,
that means the bill is.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Thing so you can get you gonna reimburse me.

Speaker 11 (17:51):
No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
I got more beans for you since you got a
problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you, okay,
because you fullish, So if it made you, that's good
for you.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your
bullsh thing.

Speaker 11 (18:14):
No right, no, no, no, You're not getting no money
from me, and I need to go because I got
work to do. I don't know what you got to do.
Spend it all this time on the phone talk about
some bean with all that food. So the rice didn't
do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some
other gravy. Gravy always people up that didn't do it.
You wanna sing about my beans got out of here.
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what.

(18:36):
Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
I do know your mom my, Mama bed gave me
your number.

Speaker 11 (18:43):
I called my mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm
gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody
else got sick, which I know they didn't because your
ass is fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if
anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
call this foos and see why her dad son is
calling me on the phone, because this is something both

(19:05):
I'm sticking tide of this phone call. And nothing was
wrong with my beans. If anything's something wrong with you,
and so take them accident clean your ass out and
keep it the move. You got to get off my phone.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
problem with the bees to tom.

Speaker 11 (19:24):
First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got nobody's giving my
mother number to nobody.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
This is what you want me to tell Tommy.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell him whatever you want to tell them.
And if you want to gain other people who want
to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
because nobody complained about the beans. Give me give me
another name. Because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about
everybody that was there wasn't nobody names.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
Tell me there.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Okay, Okay, So you're gonna say, Nephew, tell me, Nephew,
tell me, wasn't it what nephew tell me? This is
Nephew from The Steve Harvey Morning Show with heathern You just.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Your cousin got me to brank Paul call you.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
What people walking by me looking at me cause I'm
again you tell me?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 11 (20:34):
He's a good.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Oh man, you got me, You got me wanting to
taste your black I p bab okay.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
Oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here like, come
on and get these people. Frack you weren't gonna get
no money.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Tell me this baby, tell me this. What is the
baddest the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Oh, but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey morning, Oh.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
My god, this great? Oh keep cooking? You are come
all right?

Speaker 11 (21:07):
Thank you having New year?

Speaker 6 (21:10):
All right, new Year? And next year I'll probably pop
up in Mama been out here.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
You are welcome. A com.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
White too much?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Thank you know it?

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Et it all right?

Speaker 9 (21:24):
Coming up next ask the CLO with the Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
It's time to talk about life insurance.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
It's one of those things that everyone should have, and
Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just
a simple application and coverage options up to one hundred
thousand dollars. Get the coverage you need in twenty twenty five.
Go online at Globelife radio dot com. Or call one
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(21:56):
in minutes. That's Globelifradio dot com or one eight hundred
two five one fifty four hundred. It is time for
ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the
building with your love questions. For your love questions, Ronda
in Denver writes, my parents have been married for twenty

(22:18):
seven years and my father moved out of the house
before Christmas and my mom had a big argument and
he wants to call it quits.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
They've argued all.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Of my life, so I can't imagine why he wants
to leave now. My mother is expecting a miracle, but
he is dead set against going back. How do I
break it to her nicely that her marriage is over?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
He done moved out. Well what do you? What do you?

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Why are you breaking it to her nicely? Listen to
what you said. Your mother is praying for a miracle, Well.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Listen to me. Once you start praying for a miracle.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
You already know that the situation you in is dismal.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
You.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
It wants you looking for a miracle.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
So your mama, No, you ain't gonna break this to
her hene moved out for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
He was skipped, missile told jingle bells, egg knocked fruitcake.
Damn that fruitcake. I don't want your package. I don't
want nothing. Don't nobody like fruitcake? Don't I don't. I
don't know nobody like fruit Cause what is in green things?
That's it? Ain't never what is that green stuff to
be in? Whohi's it in him?

Speaker 8 (23:38):
This fruitcake in his can? Put this back in his
can and Chris setting it out on the table. I
ain't never seen nobody cut the fruitcake anyway. He didn't
want none.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Of that nothing so done.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
He don't want your gift. He moved out foulk Christmas.
When a man moved out for Christmas, he moved into
a place. He ain't got no tree, he ain't got
no lights up. All he wanted to do was have peace.
You ain't got to break nothing to your mama. She no.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Here your mama. Jesus what you bet before him? Yeah,
that's that's probably all right. That's probably statement.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Moving on to Anonymous in Philly, Anonymous rites, I'm in
a long distance relationship with my girl. Uh and my
girl visits me often besides because she flies free. She
popped up on me this past weekend and I wasn't home.
She didn't call me or say a word, but she
was sitting in my bed when I got home the
next morning around seven a m. I told her I

(24:46):
passed out drunk at my friend's house, but I had
on short simphlip flops and it was snowing here. She's
not trying to hear my excuses. How do I get
out of this one?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Interesting? Hey, dog, let me ask you a questions.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
When you came in the house, it's seven am, with
them shots and them flip flops?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Where you coming from?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
All I could say is now, when you said you
passed out at a friend's house, do you live in
an apartment?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Get you downstairs? Upstairs? Where was you at with these
shots and these flip flops? Over? Because that sounded like
walking this one? Well, hear what you do?

Speaker 9 (25:45):
I want to hear it.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
When you get in a situation like this, dog, listen
to me, the best defense is a good offense. Yeah,
bigger question has to be why is you in here
in my bed?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Seven eight?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Flip this thing and you got to make that the issue?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yes, Like, give us some example. He wrote to you.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Like right now. This is days later. So what you
got to do is this right here?

Speaker 8 (26:13):
And you know what, I've been thinking about this, and
you know what, for a person to constantly disrespect my
wishes and just pop in on me without telling me,
I just that that ain't what I'm really looking for,
because it just makes me think that there's some trust
is trust issues that you're having and the fact that

(26:35):
I can't come and go freely without having to feel
like I constantly be in checked. That's really not the
type of relationship I would look at. So I want
to just step back from this for a little bit.
Come on board, and you decide do it. You know
how you want to move forward in our relationship in
terms of trust because I trust you. You come into

(26:56):
my place and I trust you. But this type of
thing right here just weeks of distrust for me and
I've done nothing, nothing to deserve this type come off trump.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, yeah, didn't you write the right person?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
You better here?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
If she come on cloth make me proud.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
No, that's I'm sorry, Automatic, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
That you got to get this off from That's why
I came and should get.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
A key, And that's because I trust.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You, but you're using it to surprise.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Me, and now all of a sudden, it's a lack
of trust. And the person that I chose the ultimate
display of trust there by giving you a key.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Now you popping up without saying, that's unbelievable to me.
I can't. I just can't see myself you disgusted? How
do you walk out the room and you broke up
with her? Didn't you crying? Don't you my eyes?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (28:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, emotions.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You got a hand on your face.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
That's a walkout, all right?

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Okay, well, anonymous, you wrote to the right person. Take
that and run with it, all right. Moving on to
kinetra in, Charlotte Kinechia writes time, I'm thirty years old
and I've been in an open relationship for most of
my adult life. My boyfriend and I do not live together,
so it's fine if I have company or if he
has friends over gets awkward though, if I have company

(28:35):
and he wants to stick around and watch us being intimate.
I never do that to him, So why is he
being like this all of a sudden?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Is this jealousy?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Or what what do you have? Y'all?

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Ain't got nothing. He don't want you. You in an
open relationship. You just didn't know it was why op, Yeah,
I don't Yeah, you're an open relationship. He wants to
stick around and watch y'all. Ain't got nothing. Why is
he like this all of a sudden?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Why is he like?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
What?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What do you have? You have no barriers in your relationship.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
You have no rules, y'all, just two people that see
each other and can go see who you.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Want to see. What do you have?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Why?

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Why is he like this? You like open relationships? Well,
let's open it all the way. Let's get this thing open.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Why open?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Why open? Open, open, open up.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's a Steve Harbin Martin show man. I don't like
fake shouters at church.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
I don't like people that's running laps around the church.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
The stop and say excuse me.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Every you know they don't the spirit?

Speaker 14 (30:06):
Yeh, don't feel a damn thing.

Speaker 15 (30:08):
If you're in the spirit, running to that wall, get
everything God I got.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
That's not how that works.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
Show coming up right up to you.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It's time. None of your darn business.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
If you see going down, what's not see it going down?
It ain't your business. There's none of your concern none
of don't worry yourself about it. Don't get caught up
in it because it don't concern you. Like if you
in the barbershop, you've been going there for years, Yeah,
and you see somebody take somebody else's customer, that is
your damn minute.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Why are you?

Speaker 14 (30:46):
Why are you in it?

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, you didn't like the cutty head from the other guy. Yeah,
just move on.

Speaker 14 (30:51):
What you're like, What you're like, that's not that has
nothing to do nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
The fact that the other barber's feeling is gonna be hurt.

Speaker 14 (30:59):
That that has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, he ain't getting his chick.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 15 (31:07):
If you go in the grocery store, turn your cart
down our forward, see a black parent choking their heat,
that ain't none worked down Yeah, back up, yeah, go
down our five then get choked telling you can get.

Speaker 14 (31:20):
Some of that choking.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, they ain't got nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I ain't even cert you.

Speaker 15 (31:25):
Know, I don't even Hey, what's going on going?

Speaker 14 (31:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Hey, I wouldn't choke that kill that matters, that was you,
Well you're not me, all right, all right?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
The kid can really be hurt. Guys.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
Yeah, that man, you can go down to answer what's
going on?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
There's none of your damn because that little boy no
good hell wound while he getting told.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
You not to touch nothing, and he'll touch it.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Let's touch you the broken damn job. Pray for it.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Yeah he's choking.

Speaker 14 (31:57):
Wyet tell me.

Speaker 10 (31:59):
You see somebody put a colt nice real bye and
baked potato in the refrigerator at work and can't wait
for lunchtime. You see somebody else about thirty minute lunch
time going there and eat all that steak and baked potato.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
That ain't really You don't know what.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
They're going through. You have no idea. It might be hungry.
It's lunch, he's hungry.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
And you don't know what that other man going for.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I know the other man is gonna get your small
cooler to keep your.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Meeting it down and put it in your cubicle.

Speaker 14 (32:41):
What you got?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
You see your girlfriend?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
You see your girlfriend fiancee at dinner quite another woman.
Come on, that's probably more than likely a business dum
because that is none of your damn?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
How does that concern you? Go buy your gift and
go to the wedding like you're supposed to. Danger go
get your gift for where they register that and it's gone.

Speaker 14 (33:09):
Ain't your business cameraphone?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I shouldn't say anything that.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh that snapper the photo and sending it like she
wants to hear that.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
I don't want to.

Speaker 14 (33:22):
You're gonna mess up her damn day.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
No, why would you do that with you?

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Why would you mess up the day that she's been
planning for her whole life?

Speaker 8 (33:32):
And that's you living in here because you ain't got
nobody you buy.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Your dam you're evil and nasty, but you're evil and nasty.
You're just eviling nasty. You standing next to a guy right,
y'all in the bar. Y'all standing in the bar, and
he's on the phone saying, baby, I got to work late.

Speaker 14 (33:52):
I'm working late.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
I'm knocked out this last report and I'm coming on home.

Speaker 14 (33:57):
What that got to do with you?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's how does that happen?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Does at the bar?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
He's lying, Jay on the other end, has nothing to
do when he what she got you?

Speaker 8 (34:13):
His wife needs to hear about this paper. She need
a reason why he not gonna be home as sick
wants to know if he's saying so he got to
give her reasons he and his voice makes her feel
calm and reassured that nothing is happening.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Nothing happened.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Come on back down on the end.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Of the rocky up at that bar.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
What come on that down to the other end of
the bar. Buzz up man, my little phone, calld.

Speaker 15 (34:41):
Call, I'll tell you what happened in my neighbor having
an issue right now?

Speaker 14 (34:44):
What you got man? It ain't my fault and it's
none of my damn business.

Speaker 15 (34:48):
At the pizza man, uh huh, got the numbers confused
on the apartment.

Speaker 14 (34:51):
I'm three thirty you three oh three.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
He put it to three thirty. I hate. I ain't
post what he would anything.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's a blessing.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Jesus had the morning once the first time, but I
gotta feeling it ain't gonna be the last.

Speaker 14 (35:08):
God blessing.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
That feeling.

Speaker 14 (35:13):
He didn't know what he got you.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
One of the best ass from dude was robbing of
venting machine.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Kid came up to him and said, I'm gonna report
you to the heart. That brother pulled his arm about
that machine and gave his ans some to report.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Witness.

Speaker 14 (35:41):
You got to report a robbery and answer.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Tell you we don't recollege right up to that brother said, hey,
I'm reporting you to the r D.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
He took his hand right after God right, I got one,
all right? You outside walking around in the front yard.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
You somebody using somebody to go in the in your
neighbor's yard and get their newspaper in They rode and
walk back to their house.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
That ain't none of my damn bits. I ain't really.

Speaker 14 (36:15):
Paper might be on the paper shearing programs.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
One paper per flock might be his day to reason.

Speaker 14 (36:27):
And he'll tell you about you know, if he's gonna
tell him what happened or not.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Your neighbors stole it from him before you.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
Yeah, his newspaper, he's there going back over to get
and he didn't got hear me from you.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Stay out of it.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
None of your store.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
You see somebody take a cheaper box, right, cheaper box
and putting more extensive pair of shoes in that box,
and they checked out.

Speaker 14 (36:51):
I didn't concern you, No.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
He like that man.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
He just.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
What had I done it?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
That was? You know?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh, I ain't always made it all right?

Speaker 9 (37:06):
Guys, you're listening Steve Harvey morning showing.

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Speaker 1 (37:42):
It is time now for a rounded.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Would you rather let's go? Would you rather not have
sex for a year? Be or have it every day
of your life? But no orgasm?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
What we ain't gonna reach nothing? I go of a
because yeah, a whole year you ain't. You ain't getting nothing? Nohow?
What is this? Every day?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Hard for nothing?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Stop? Okay, that's not what.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
You know?

Speaker 8 (38:18):
How crazy you're gonna be looking every day? Oh do
let me tell you something, dog, You're gonna be looking
real crazy. You gonna be looking real crazy thirty days
of that right there, you're gonna No, it's not good.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's not good. No, I just wait a year.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
It's just a whole year.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay, I might I might have to jump back on
this year.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, this every day nothing nothing.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yeah, you know, got nothing. Yeah, guy's got stop yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Stupid. All right, every day.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Somebody been to get knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you.
God yet much, let's stay out of it.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Okay, all right, So you're going for a year nothing
for a year?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
All right? All right?

Speaker 9 (39:15):
Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by
your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh, I want my family. Family. I've been both of them.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
I've been both of youth. I've been each for long
stretches of time.

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Hated by your family and loved by the public. And
yeah yeah, loved by your family and hated by the public.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah yeah, I've been both of them from long periods
of time.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Have we ever had a wool man?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
He raised.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
What I didn't have? Both of them.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Hard?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Okay, all right, So you have not a choice between
the two, both of.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Them hard, but experience if you have love. I've had
experience with both of them.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Said, he chooses family.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Well, family, At the end of it, I'd rather had
a family. Just stay in the house. I've had to
do that. You do know that I've had to stay
my ass in housing. Just feel some love and support.
It's gonna be all right.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Daddy, shut up, don't know happen to you? All right?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
We love you. Dang.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
That's today's brother.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Would you rather this ignorant show?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (40:51):
This is your man, Steve Harvey, and my New Year's
resolutions are the same as they been all year long.
That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolution to yourself. A
lot of haters out there, don't let them shake your baby.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Let's
go Jay Anthony Brown, don't.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Give us three subjects. Put I'm on a wheel. Spin
the wheel? Where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,
Junior's comedian, times comedian, Steve's comedian.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
We can make it funny?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Watch this, do it?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Here's today's category, guys.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Number one things Christians say when they can't cuss okay.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Number two songs you like that no one else likes. Wow.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Number three excuses people give for why they don't want
to go to sleep?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Like all three of those.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Wheel Oh which one? Oh? No, no, I thought it
was so it is. Things Christians say when they can't cuss.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
I started, I started, I started right here. Uh lay
hands on him, Jesus, just lay hands on him.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
That's all right. I got it. I got one, gosh started.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I mean it. I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Okay, okay, okay, all right. Uh, who the fuck do
you think you talking to?

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
You sharing me? Who the fuck do you think you
talking to?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
WHOA?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I got right up on it. I got right up
on it. I thought this was another radio show, even
the day.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Satellite.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Come on, see.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Go and sit down somewhere, your little black pastor.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Like this category.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Christians. They can't cuss.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Shut up, your little son of a rich sit.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Down down.

Speaker 15 (43:32):
He's Christians say when you know when they can't cuss,
Look at me, look at me.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
You're freaking right.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I said it, what I say, you're freaking right? I said,
playing with me.

Speaker 14 (43:48):
I'm so nervous.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Things Christians say when they know they can't cuss.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
Mother Ferguson, let me tell you. Let me tell you something,
mother Ferguson.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
You keep on here.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
Keep on, mama, fergus, you keep talking.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
To me, you're gonna get the white sheet slapped out
of the white sheets. That's what.

Speaker 14 (44:25):
Keep on talking, fellow. What you need to do it
shut your pie hole right, shut it? Okay, shut your Yeah.

Speaker 15 (44:35):
These people say things Christians, hey, when they can't Let
me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Jesus turned over tables too, that's believe that.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
Let me tell all you ninjas something. Every last one
of you ninjas out here, hear me want to say it.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I'm sorry why he's so loud, he's delivery hands.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
Yeah, come on, see if you gotta close this one out.
Things Christians say when they can't cuss?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
How close can I get?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Don't you get close?

Speaker 14 (45:22):
Right up on the wall, right up on it?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Man?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
For look up and see who's that?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I really thought we were right right up right to.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
It baby, right on that line. Baby. That's number three
right now.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, that's never.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Boy, that was a cluster fluff.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
What three go up? Next?

Speaker 9 (45:55):
Mornings, it's more Shenanigan's nephew in the building with today's
prank Hall.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (46:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he has to step away to take calls.
But I will get into that in just a bit.
But right now it is time for the nephew with
his frank phone call for today?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
What you got for his nest?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Surely this one right here is called Christmas lights expiration?

Speaker 10 (46:25):
Christmas lights? Black people, listen, It's time to take them
down right now? Ain't Christmas old Wickham?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Ain't it?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yes, it is, okay, so take them down? Lights down?

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Okay, frost you ought to be thought, you ought to
be thawed out by night. It Take these people down, Jesus,
don't make no sense. Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration,
cat dog, if you would.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Hello, well, I'm trying to read James. Yeah, hey Jan,
How you're doing this? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
I live a few streets over from you. How you
doing today?

Speaker 13 (47:05):
I'm doing fine? What's up?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Just want to make sure I got the right person.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
You're a.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Uh North Willow Ben? Yeah? Okay, why are you crying?
What's I'm on? I live on Shadow band Man. My
name is Greg and I wonder I want to reach
out to you. Uh, we seem to have a bit
of a problem. Man. You still have your Christmas lights
up on the house and what what? What's what's going on?

(47:32):
You know, we've you know, some of the neighbors have
had a conversation. When you're gonna take these down? Man?

Speaker 13 (47:37):
We go through this every year and uh, it ain't
no problem.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
Man.

Speaker 13 (47:41):
The lights are gonna stay up.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
What what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
Did I start up?

Speaker 13 (47:46):
I said the lights are gonna stay up.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
You know, no go now, no hold on, bro, Christmas
is over. The lights ain't Finnish. Stay up? Okay, you
nicely tell you that the lights need to come down.
You know, I don't. I don't even why do you
have your lights up after Christmas or the clause? The
whole Christmas thing is over?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Wait?

Speaker 13 (48:07):
Wait, wait to god? Man, what's your name?

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Against?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Greg?

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Who of the My name is? My name is Greg
and I live on Shadow Bend. I live fos streets
over from you.

Speaker 13 (48:18):
I don't give her about where you live.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Man.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
You know, how'd you get my number?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
I got your number from the h O A. You know,
the president h O a I'm the one gave me
your number. But that but that's neither hearing nor that.
The big issue is the Christmas lights just got to
come down.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
food What you're gonna take my Christmas?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Like? You know?

Speaker 13 (48:43):
I keep those lights up?

Speaker 11 (48:44):
You know why I keep those lights up.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
I'm a listener.

Speaker 13 (48:47):
My mama loves those lights. She keeps the lights up
a little bit longer than usual. But we don't give
a fuck about that as long as she's happy.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
So okay, okay, okay, let me let you lit. I'm
hearing you with your mama. Understand that. You know you
got love for your mom. Cool, but take it out.
The whole neighborhood wants your life down. So I'm gonna
tell you this right here, from neighbor to night. You
got to tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not,
I'm gonna take them down, my damn shir What time
are you coming? Bro?

Speaker 13 (49:18):
What time are you coming?

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine,
I'll be at your house bout six to take these
dinner life down. If you're not.

Speaker 13 (49:24):
Yeah, I mean looking for you too.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Man.

Speaker 13 (49:26):
You know we got a big family. I'm gonna call
my brothers and we gonna meet you.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
We're gonna meet you.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
Because you ain't taking down You understand what I'm saying.
Light to gonna stay up.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Bro Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
got to take them damn life down. Hold up, brother,
what you say about my mama? God said you and
your mama can take them life down, but somebody got
to take them down. Mother?

Speaker 13 (49:51):
You talking about my mom? We ain't taking down.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
Where did you say you live?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
I shadow being?

Speaker 11 (50:00):
I'm gonna tell me you.

Speaker 17 (50:01):
Just you're trying to You're trying to sign your death sentence.
If you come over to my crib and talk about.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Taking down our mother Christmas like you.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Man, you If I come over there and you and
your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get the
lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.

Speaker 13 (50:21):
Hey man, you you're talking about my mama taking down
the light. I've got a baseball back for your mother.

Speaker 17 (50:30):
And everybody at the h O A A. I don't
everybody at that club. You in whatever a shoe, he
and whatever.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I'm you up, Mama, I'm you up. Okay, well if
you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're
gonna have to tie me up too. I'm gone. He's
the one told us you had the lights on the house.
It hadn't taken them down. Tell any one time?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Cool?

Speaker 13 (50:56):
I mean you can you get over here right now?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
I can come. I'll tell you what I come through there,
Me and timmy both will come through that. And that's
what you want.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
Come on?

Speaker 13 (51:06):
Mother? Sho silly?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Okay, So, so can I say something else? No?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
What?

Speaker 11 (51:13):
Mother?

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Can I? Can I say one more thing to you?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Man?

Speaker 13 (51:16):
You ain't got to say hell you say that.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
When you get old men?

Speaker 11 (51:21):
Yeah, you talking about my mama?

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Man? Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
calm down. Okay, I'm down about what? Can I say
something else? Can I say one more thing? Just that?

Speaker 9 (51:34):
There?

Speaker 6 (51:34):
One more thing? What all I'm gonna say this? Nephew
tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you
say you you got to be kidding me?

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Man?

Speaker 13 (51:53):
Man?

Speaker 6 (51:57):
You got dames?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
You all right?

Speaker 11 (51:58):
Man?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
No?

Speaker 13 (51:59):
Man, ain't all right?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Man?

Speaker 13 (52:01):
What you got my blood pressure off?

Speaker 6 (52:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Hey, hey Jame, you got some labors? Russell and shot
Nie Russell and shte They are the ones that got
me the prank. Call you bad.

Speaker 13 (52:19):
They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Next year. You shore have some boys. Man. Oh wow,
Oh you was heated.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Boy.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Oh man, you was heated.

Speaker 11 (52:31):
Man.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
One thing I didn't know about you, Jane. You love
your mama, don't you.

Speaker 12 (52:37):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I love it to death.

Speaker 13 (52:38):
Man, you you you had to take it there.

Speaker 11 (52:41):
That that's ain't right.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Man, Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the last Let me hear it?

Speaker 13 (52:54):
Oh God, Steve Harvey in the Morning show, Man.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Curly. They got to take these lights down.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Tell people when to take their Christmas life.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Get to who we do?

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (53:09):
You hit the wrong switch and the whole house light
up stoves? Hey, getting ready, it's going down.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
It is going down.

Speaker 10 (53:17):
Milwaukee, Milwaukee, The Nephew was coming. That would be MLK
Weekend at the Improv and Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Tickets on sale
right now. The Nephew coming through. I ain't never been
up in there, so come watch me. Come see what
all of us is all about. Come see what ignorance,
heels straight in your face.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Where you're going? Where you're going?

Speaker 18 (53:38):
Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the m problem MLK weekend yess yess Yes, sir,
Strawberry letters subject. He has a step away to take calls.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1 (54:24):
Steve Robin Marsha man this last collar. Steve doesn't like
your new suits.

Speaker 12 (54:29):
Yes, I'm just calling in to say we don't like
your new suit collection at all. We don't like the
shirt tie is the same color, and we don't like
all the pastels and the velvet and the faton looking suits.
Don't like the yellow shark ruses, light blues and a

(54:52):
coppery orange color.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
But anyway shirt and.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Tie the same color just doesn't cut it.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
We like your older collection better.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Thank you well, thank you, ma'am, thank you, thank you
for calling and everything.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
And not to be disrespectful, but I didn't expect your
old ass to buy it in no way. The reason
that I made the shirts and tied the same is
because if you look, I've done taken on a more
monochromatic look, and that's what a lot of the guys
were asking for, so that's what I made. I don't
expect your old ass to change. Some old people just

(55:28):
never change, just stay the same. You probably had the
same hairstyle since nineteen eighty five. I ain't changed that either,
But I don't give a damn. If you don't like
the new suits, don't buy. They ain't for everybody and
not for sale for you to go find them old suits.
I used to sail with the vent in the back.
God see see who got one of them.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Up right after you.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
If you need advice on relationships, on dating, works, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve BARBFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
We could be.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
Reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
going to read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you.

Speaker 12 (56:18):
Here.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Thank you, not for your subject.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
He has to step away to take calls. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm a thirty six year old married woman and my
husband is thirty three. We've been married for almost eight years,
and he has told me that he regrets getting married
so young. I asked him if he needed a break
from the marriage, and he said no. He told me
we could find ways to make our marriage work. So

(56:45):
we planned a trip back to our hometown and it
didn't work out as planned. We went for Thanksgiving and
there was a big game in town, so we barely
saw each other. I was busy with my parents and
he was out late every night. He came into my
parents home late and I noticed on the third night
that his cell phone was off while he slept. I

(57:07):
asked him about it the next morning and he said
it must have died, but it wasn't dead. Because I
turned it on and back off that same night. After
we spent the time in our hometown, his attitude changed.
He started posting more pictures on Instagram, and he was
constantly on his phone scrolling through social media posts. He

(57:28):
also started to get phone calls late in the evening,
and he would ignore them. I would check the phone
when he wasn't around, and I could see that he'd
always delete the incoming call log. Then, over the holidays,
a few calls came in and he had to step
away to take them. It happened when we had company
or we were out, so I couldn't question him or

(57:50):
cause a scene. On New Year's Eve, we decided to
stay in and have champagne at home. He was distant
and he played with his phone all night. At the
stroke of midnight, his phone rang and he stepped outside
to take the call. He told me he was going
to see the firewalk. Should I have confronted him at

(58:12):
that moment and ruined the beginning of a new year?
What's my husband up to?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
All?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Right? Sis?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
This is bad?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
This is really bad.

Speaker 9 (58:21):
He's really doing too much with all of this, And yes,
you should have confronted him at that moment who says
it would have ruined the beginning of a new year.
He's getting phone calls all night, walking away from you
to talk. It's like he hasn't even told whoever it is,
that he's got a wife. You asked Steve and I
what is your husband up to? Well, what do you

(58:42):
think he's up to? I mean, what do you think
he's doing. I think he's disrespecting you right in your face.
I mean, you have to say something right then and
there when it's happening. He gets called out where the
stuff happens, you know, that's when he gets called out
where he's doing it.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's it, period. I get that you don't want to
cause a scene.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
You don't want to let people in your business and
all that, But when he's already doing that, he is,
he's already doing that when he steps away to take
a call. What do you think they're thinking when he
does that? The only thing he's trying to hide is
who it is. He's definitely not trying to hide the
fact that there's someone else he's talking to.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Doesn't he get that this is wrong? Doesn't he understand that?

Speaker 9 (59:24):
Is that what he meant when he said he could
find ways to make the marriage work, or you guys
can find ways to make the marriage work. It sounds
like he thinks you're stupid because you even asked him
before all of this, did he need a break from
the marriage whatever that means, and.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
He said no.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
I just think you know, as you can see these
calls and your man or just out of control. You're
letting him do whatever he wants to do, and you're
not saying anything. I mean, I think it's way past
time for you to let him have it. You need
to shut it down.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Start with this. You got a car, I'm sure you
have a car.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
Well, accidentally on purpose, run over his phone with your
car today, okay? And then when he asks you about it,
what he does, Just get a phone call. Just get
them You heard me, You heard me run over his
phone with the car, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Walk away? Do what he does when he gets a
phone call when he asks you, Just walk away, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Let me just address this last comment that crazy made
in the new year. Just his phone and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Who call you calling me crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Take kills men?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Run over run over it with your car.

Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
Yes, yes, if you got to run over your man's
phone with a car. The problem ain't the phone. Now,
let's go to the letter. He has to step away
to take calls. Now, this thirty six year old woman.
He's married to a thirty three year old man and
they've been married about eight years.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
He made the announcement that he regrets getting married so young.
Did the math. He's gotten married at twenty five, that
is young. He has regretted it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
He didn't get the full OAHs, so in season in
he didn't get a lot of stuff out of his system.
He didn't get rid of the things he needed to
get rid of before he got married. So when he
got married, he did like a minister taught me. He
found out that the only thing changes the day after
you get married is the appearance of your left hand

(01:01:28):
third finger. I asked him if he needed a break
from the marriage. He said no, that's because most men
don't want to say let's take a break from the marriage,
or don't want to get a divorce or admit to defeat.
We just find ways around it, he said. He told

(01:01:48):
me he could find ways to make our marriage work.
That is the key to this whole letter. Because you
should have asked what all did he mean? You should
have had a thorough discussion about you gonna find ways
to make our marriage work. What you thought he said
was he was gonna work on the marriage. Oh, you

(01:02:11):
interpret it as he said he's gonna work on the marriage.
You didn't explore fine ways to make our marriage work,
even though I regret doing it so long.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
When I come back, I'll explain the rest of him.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Hold, I thought Steve coming up. We'll have part two
of Steve's response too. He has to step away to
take phone calls. That is the subject of today's Strawberry letter.
We'll get back into it at twenty three minutes after
the hour right after this.

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Speaker 9 (01:03:16):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is he has to step away to take calls.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah, yeah, he do.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
The reason he has to step away is because is
no way you need to hear these phone calls. Let's
just get with the obvious. Now, you can't get a
man at least some credit. At least he's stepping away.
It's time to be bruh, because let me tell you something.
If he don't step away, huh. He just told you

(01:03:48):
in the letter he was gonna find ways to make
the marriage work. Well, the way he found you don't
need to hear this. Now he got him married at
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Like my answer, well see, but not see.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
You don't like mine because my answer to truth. Your
answer was filled with speculation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Running over phones and stuff. You pull the man phone
out and try to run over it with the car. Yeah,
that's them an ass ass late response.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, but you guys know how you are about your phone.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
But let's get to the call of what's wrong. The
problem ain't the phone. He get a new phone, see
him called all his stuff in the clouds. He can
do all Yeah, he can get a new phone by
this evening. See now, because you acting funky, running over cars.
He gonna fix your ass because he gonna not he
gonna get track phone. See, he gonna buy a phone
at Walmart and put some minutes on it, and you

(01:04:45):
run over all these you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
That's for starters.

Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
See that's so let's just understand that y'all ain't doing
nothing with this phone, and you're gonna mess around. Ain't
gonna see what track phone do. Ain't no clouds for that,
ain't no tracking now. So thirty six year old woman
married this boy that was twenty five. He told her
one day he regrets getting married so young. I asked

(01:05:10):
him if he needed a break from the marriage. He
said no, he told me find ways to make our
marriage work. What you should have did, like I told you,
was talk to him about what all he meant by that,
because what he meant by that, you thought he meant
he was gonna work on the marriage. No, he gonna
find some ways to make the marriage work for him.
So we planned the trip back to our hometown. Oh,

(01:05:32):
you thought that was it, you thought of y'all went
back to the hometown. That was gonna fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
And then she said right away it didn't work out.

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
His plan, because if that wasn't his plan, see, that
was y'all's plan. You said, let's go back to where
had all started, Well, where it all started. He was
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Where had all started? He was so and oaks.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
So you went to Thanksgiving and that was a big
game in town. We badly saw each other. I was
busy with my parents. He was laid out every night.
He came into my parents home late, and I noticed
the third night that his cell phone was off while
he slept. I asked him about it the next morning.
He said it must have died, or he could have

(01:06:21):
used another excuse and says, I turned my phone off
to give it some rest. Because you turned this phone
off at night so it could recharge itself. It all
break every now and then you know you have to
cut your phone off and cut it back off again,
cut it off and just let it needed a break

(01:06:44):
because I needed to reset it. So anyway, but it
wasn't dead because I turned it back on and off
the same night. That's why you use the other live
fellas go with it. I turned it off to reset it.
After we spent time in our hometown, his attitude change.
He started posting more pictures on Instagram. He was constantly

(01:07:06):
on his phone, scrolling through social media post Then he
started to get phone calls late in the evening. He
would ignore them, but I would check the phone when
he was around. I could see that he'd always delete
the incoming call.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Law my dog, your dog.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Well he do it all the right things to work
on his marriage, to save his marriage. No, listen to me.
I want you all to hear me so you learn
how to question your man.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
When he said he was gonna find ways to make
our marriage work, you should have asked him exactly what
he meant by that, because it damn show wasn't a
trip back to the hometown.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
That was part of it. But who was at the
hometown at the game is what you didn't know. M That's.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
So now he call losts. You can't track no calls.
He ain't got no names listening. Then over the holidays,
a few calls came in and he had to step
away to take them. And it happened we had company
or when we were out, so I couldn't question him
or cause of sin. Well that's where being a little

(01:08:21):
bit polite, because most women I know would have opened
up with where you're going. Yeah, yeah, I get well.
I will all be outside taking calls. She'll walk out
there with you and listen. So I don't know how.
On New Year's Eve we decided to stay in and
have shamp champagne. He was distant. He played with his

(01:08:44):
phone all night. A stroke of midnight, his phone ring
and he stepped outside to take the call. He You
don't need to hear him wishing her happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I love you, I miss you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
Happy new You'll wish you hear all that he working
on staying with you, and this is the only way
he can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Don't you understand?

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
You should have asked him what I meant when he
said I'm gonna work on making this work, because he's
doing some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I have confronted him at that moment of the New Year. Yes,
you should have. What's my husband up to? You're stupid
for asking the question.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM,
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Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I can't back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
So here's a question for you, Steve and Tommy and
Tommy and Jr.

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
If one of your relatives were going to write just
like a trashy tell all novel about you, about your family,
what would they write about you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
What would they say?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Go ahead, fellah would yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Come on, Junior, I know your family, Tommy, what you got?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I know you guys. Oh that's that's telling on myself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
That's that bad, right, we gotta read these bussy.

Speaker 8 (01:10:47):
I just I say I could do it with my
siblings because you got to remember my youngest brother, he's
eleven years older than me. Oh right, yeah, and when
we was growing up close, we ain't had no m hm.
They ain't gonna tell the damn thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Why why not?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Because I'm paying them.

Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
Yeah, so my book would be all about my past.
He didn't have nothing, Okay, he stole.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
He stopped saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Miss Paye's house crossed the street. He broke in Jackson's
window and said he didn't do it all that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
He came home every day with a bag of potato
chips in the pot and he ate where he gets
this money from.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
He stole chips.

Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
All right, ju, we love your family. Now, now what
would your family say about you in this book?

Speaker 15 (01:11:53):
Oh, I'll stinch. You ain't gonna say I stench. I know,
I know they gonna say I'm stinch. Ain't gonna say
he ain't sharing nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I ain't shared nothing.

Speaker 15 (01:12:03):
No steno my sister, No, my life got messed up
four years after I was born.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
When she got here, it changed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I became standing in because she got anything.

Speaker 14 (01:12:12):
You're jealous all the way.

Speaker 15 (01:12:15):
All of a sudden, all my toys, yeah, I couldn't
stand as four. All my toy used to be everywhere,
my fifth Christmas chain, just your stuff in the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I couldn't stand a ass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Since then.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I'm over behind the tree opening gainst. Didn't nobody see me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
I did nobody know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Where I got.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Love it. I got a remote control car. You gotta what.

Speaker 15 (01:12:48):
Behind the trail? Nobody to see me her stuff everywhere.
I he we've been friends since I know your sister.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Yeah a grudge here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
All right, guys, thank.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
You, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. And
my New Year's resolutions are the same as they been
all year long. That ain't your business. Happy New Year,
y'all from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions
to yourself. A lot of haters out there. Don't let
them shake your baby.

Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
Ah.

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
So Steve Tony on Facebook Rights, one of my coworkers
is getting on my nerves and it feels like it
could lend me into some serious HR trouble. He and
his girlfriend just broke up, and it seems like he's
getting into revenge porn mode and she.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Works with us.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
I guess the two of them used to enjoy recording
their sexual activities, and now he's trying to corner me
at least eight different times, trying to get me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
To watch them while he laughs about it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
I've tried walking away, telling him I'm not interested, advising
him to delete the stuff and get therapy, but brother
man is not getting it out at the point where
I'm afraid this is all going to backfire on me.
Do I snitch and say something to my boss?

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Or do I keep it quiet?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
So he a little park for that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Ye on every level.

Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
The dude that recorded the girl, Yeah, that's he weak.
Weak man, he we he weak. And now look, man,
you've told the dude he need to get some therapy.
He wants you to watch this. Look, man, I don't
want to watch you though. I don't want to see you, yeah,

(01:14:34):
with your girl naked dog? Hey, man, show ass wait
for me and then just tell him. Look, man, hey, look,
I'm gonna tell you one more time. Don't come to
me with that. I have no interest in that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
If you keep doing that, man, So obviously the dude
that writing a letter, he's like tossed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Up a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
He don't know what that is, right exactly, you know, man, Look,
just hey man, I'm telling you right now, don't show
me nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I ain't interested in this.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
And if you keep doing it, man, I'm gonna have
to I'm gonna have to report it, right and just
tell him you're gonna report it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
But then don't you know, don't man, don't go in
there and mess this girl up in him up over
trying to show you somewhere you can see. You can
stop anybody from showing you anything. You ain't got to
sit that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:15:26):
See now, Yeah, I understand that if you in corporate America,
which I ain't never been so, but you ain't gonna
keep showing me. Nohe told you now, we ain't gotta
go talk to no damn about it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
About it? I see your ass one more time on
his phone.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Tell you I'm gonna bust it. If I see it
on I'm I'm gonna punch you dead in your mouth.
You bring another picture your neggadi ass in here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
See what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
Huh? Yeah, we have another one. This is from Pam
on Steve Harvey FM. Pam writes, my boyfriend and I
have been together for three years. We currently live in
the same town as his parents, and since we moved
here about a year ago, we've had dinner with his
family once a week. I'm not sure why he wants
to continue doing this because, from what I can see,

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none of his family seems to like one another. They're
all mean to each other and it brings out a
side of my boyfriend that I don't normally see and
definitely don't like. He's not like that when we're together,
and I don't want to have a family with him
if that's what our future is going to look like.
Should I see this as a sign that making a
new family with my boyfriend would be a mistake, or

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should I just try to get him to cut his
toxic family out of his life.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Why don't you try telling him you're not interested in
the once a week dinners anymore? Yeah, okay, I think
that would be a good way to start, because he's
gonna have to say why, and you just say, I
just don't enjoy sitting there listening to that. It seems
very negative and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth,
and it's got me thinking, if we continue at this pace,
we're gonna end up just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
And I don't want to have a family. And I'm
not gonna sleep at you. You take your old dad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
That's the last little jab saying real soft? Uh, how
doeshould she say?

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
And you know, and all this in and there just
something I don't want to stand up like that anymore then,
and I'm not gonna sleep with you take you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
And that's when he had to squeeze, what yes, what
did she just? I just I just I And then
just do that girl, I just I just don't speak.
I can't, I can't and then cry a little all right,
and then cry a little Oh, he got to do something.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:18:00):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
While New Year's resolutions encourage us to look forward, sometimes
it's also important to look back, take a look back sometimes,
if only to make sure we leave things in the past.
So here's a question for you guys, what would you
like to leave behind it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
For me, it's the same because you can't get it back,
and looking back oftentimes is not Beneficialkay. I've said this
one hundred times. There's a reason why the windshield is
sixty times bigger than the rearview mirror. There is a

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reason for that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
So I'm more of a look forward person than living
in regret or wishing something could continue at all like that.
So I'm more of a windshield guy than a rear
view miracle, which is going to be a part of
my clothing in marks today.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
So oh good, okay, all right, Junior Tommy, anything you want.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
To add, Nephew behind, No, they gonna hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Right what uh huh?

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
That was real, juniorish, Nephew, that was real, Junior. I
tell you all right on that note, we're out of here.
Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
play another round and would you rather right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Now they're gonna hear me.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
Good morning, Happy New Year from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
It's gonna be a good in y'all.

Speaker 16 (01:19:55):
Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside.
Are you ready for a mop.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
And bucket clean?

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the Swiffer Power Mop.

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
It is time now for a rounded. Would you rather
let's go? Would you rather not have sex for a year?
Be or have it every day of your life? But
no orgasm?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
But we ain't gonna reach nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with a because for
a whole year you ain't you ain't getting nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
No, huh, that's hard for nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Stop. Okay, that's enough. What man?

Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
You know how crazy you're gonna be looking every day
you let me, let me tell you something. Dog, you're
gonna be looking real crazy. You could be looking real
crazy thirty days of that right there, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Gonna No, it's not good. That's not good. No, I
just wait a year.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
It's just the whole year, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
May I might have to jump back on this year. Yeah.
This every day nothing nothing? Yeah, you know nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
Yeah, I's got said stop yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
All right, every day.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
Somebody's been to get knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you. God,
Yeah we got We're not said Swiss. Let's stay out
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Okay, all right, So you're going for a year, nothing
for you here?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
All right? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
but greatly loved by the general public, or be loved
by your family and friends and greatly despised by the
general public.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Which one, Oh want my family? Family. I've been both
of them. I've been both of them. I've been each
for long stretches of time.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
Hated by your family and loved by the public. And yeah, yeah,
loved by your family and hated by the public.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Yeah yeah, I've been both of them from long periods
of time.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Have we ever had a wool man?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
He raised? He said, what.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
I had?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Both of them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Hard?

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Okay, all right, so you have not a choice between
the two.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
You know, both of them hard, but experience if you
have love. I've had experience with boat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
For listen, Tommy said, he chooses family. Family.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
At the end of it, I'd rather had a family.
I just stay in the house. I've had to do that.
You do know that I've had to stay my ass
in housing.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
Just feel some love and support. It's gonna be all right. Daddy,
shut up, don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Ain't happening to you all. We love you. Dang. That's
today's brother.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Would you rather this ignorant show coming up?

Speaker 9 (01:23:40):
In forty nine minutes after the hour, our last break
of the day, is closing remarks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (01:23:51):
Ray, it's Carlo ferryl kick that old mop and bucket aside?
Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean and
half the time make the swap so Swiffer Power mom
see all in one Cleaning Hero has a built in
solution that breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With
hundreds of scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs sticky

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messes with ease. Plus, it'll leave your home smelling great
for hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mock smarter
with the Swiffer Power mom.

Speaker 9 (01:24:21):
Here we are, guys, our last break of the day
on this Friday as we head into the weekend. Uh, Steve,
Before we get out of here, just one more would
you rather question?

Speaker 12 (01:24:32):
Please?

Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
Okay, I'm curious. Would you rather live as a pastor
for one month?

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
That's just I'm off here, probably do that? But what
I can't hear you?

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
What I know?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I know he's mumbling over there.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
Would you rather live as a pastor for a month
or would you rather live as a stripper for a month?

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:25:00):
Take it off? Take it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
I ain't gonna be able to make it as a
stripper because you know, it ain't what it used to be.

Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
You know how when I'm talking.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
About my body, don't get tired. You know, I got
a little stomach. You know what I'm saying. It ain't
quite you know some people like that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Well, now once I strip, you know what, you know
what you're saying, We're gonna get some dollars out here.
I'm not gonna be a fully close pastor even I'm
just letting you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
Past I work out bet as a pastor for a month,
but it ain't gonna like do like every Sunday, do
a sermon like bowl in the row without cussing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, give me a title of your sermon?

Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
Uh, like you know, trying to ease into it, you know,
sermons like you know what the hell was y'all thinking.

Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
That's the title on Sunday morning church in front of
the hell? Okay, Jesus all title service.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
I want to get people at church. I want people
to come to church. Yeah, she may not be all that,
and maybe she is. There's a little hope at the end. Yeah,
why your sermon titles sound like Strawberry, let us, that's
why my church gonna be full Strawberry, Today's servant Jesus

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on the main line. I'm on line too. What's behind
that door?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Pik a boo, that's a sermon.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yeah, I'm my church is gonna be full.

Speaker 16 (01:27:05):
Well, how you feel this's the first Friday of the
new year, wrapping this week up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Yeah, you know, I feel good. You know, I'm excited
about the prospects of the new year. I'm grateful for
last year.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
All that happened is you know, like you know, when
I have setbacks and stuff like that, a setback is
just a set up for a comeback.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
I've always known that.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
The fact that he allowed me to live through that
year and survive at all, Just like everybody else that's listening,
you live through it, and you survived at all. As
horrific as it may have been, you survived at all, right,
the good, the bad, the ugly, the indifferent, you survived
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
It's such a blessing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:53):
Man, to still be here and still be given yet
another year, another opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
You just got to look at that that way, man,
I don't have any other way I can look at it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
But you know what, Steve, you know in spite of
all of that, and that's wonderful and I feel you
and everything. But there are people out here that are struggling.
Even though you say that, you know they're dealing with
depression and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
You know, what would you say? What would you say
to them?

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
I mean, you know, therapy is real. Therapy is real.

Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
You have to seek help. But I got news for you.
There is no greater help than prayer. Even if you
go to therapy. The therapists need prayer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
And they work well together. I like them together.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
And you got preyer. Don't underestimate the power of prayer. Prayer.

Speaker 8 (01:28:44):
Yes, it's so important, y'all because it provides you a
level of.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Hope and assurance.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
That's your life is based on your level of faith.
What the average person don't try to get to sometimes,
come on, boy, you are where you are because of
what you believe. Yes, yes, yes, if your belief factor,

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you up your received factor.

Speaker 12 (01:29:20):
More.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
If you up your belief factor, you up your received factor.
It's a fact.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
It's it's the law of attraction. It's everything. It's a
man is as he thinks. It's the law of attraction
is real, whether you believe it or not, accept it
or not. That's the way it works. It's the same
way that your TV remote works. If you point your
remote at your TV and you press the own button,
you know what, while that TV.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Comes on partly because you believe it's gonna come on. Yeah, yeah,
See this remote control.

Speaker 8 (01:29:53):
That you have in your hand is based on the
belief system. It's in the very beginning. God set it
up that way. See God could have just created the
world and lit it up, but he specifically in the
beginning said in the beginning, he said, let that be light.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Words.

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Yep, he was showing you the power of your words
when he's said let there be light, and that was life.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
You have to manifest your life.

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
You have to project and talk about your life, and
you have to remove all negativity. I just was texting
somebody early this morning about that who's going through something such.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I'm so tired all the time. This is hard.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
It's hard, and you're tired. But if you're gonna make
that the forefront of it, it's gonna ever be hard.
It's gonna forever be tired. Wy don't you speak about
the results you want. That's what I gotta say. That's
my clothing remarks to day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
I hope you enjoyed y'all. Stay in faith. Gonna be
a great year this year if you expect it to be.
Thank you very much. See you tomorrow. I don't know
about this year.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I'm waita egg.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
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