FULL SHOW: A Steve Harvey Morning Show Road Trip, Strawberry Letter - She's Too Phony & Bony Now - 07.04.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all? Soon given them all.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black a million bus busbooz.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah. Listen to lot Joy.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yah Joy, you got us.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Water the money. Look, come.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come on you.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Uh huh I sure wi him? Good morning everybody. You
are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Show man, Oh man, oh man?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
How many times I got to say that before I
get tired of it. I think it's gonna be a minute, folks.
I gotta be real with you, because boy, that's Steve Harvey.
Got a radio show man. Clear indication of how God
can do some unexpected, wonderful things for you, how he

(02:35):
leads your life in directions that you never ever saw coming.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I was talking with somebody the other day and they
were talking about how man, they were young, and they
were doing things, and they never knew that the things
that they were doing as a youngster would come and
help help form who they were today as an adult.
This guy is fifty years old. And you know the

(02:59):
same thing for you. If you look back on your
life and all of the things that you've done, it
helped shape you into who you are now. This is
provided now that you take the positive approach. Now, when
I say look back at your life and see what
you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the misfortunate moments,

(03:20):
because the misfortunate moments were necessary.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I know it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
it's cold.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Is rain in our side.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
What really makes you appreciate when you're up, it's because
you've been down. See if you were up all the time,
just the nature of us as human beings, we would
lose our appreciation for it because it becomes case hurrah,
whatever it is, Well, it is what it is. I'm
just what you take it for granted, it becomes expected.

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But what happens in life is it has so many
twisting turns, and then you learn how to deal with
those twisting turns, which makes you now a more experienced person.
And then when the sunny days come, man, you go,
wil it's really nice outside. You really want to appreciate
how warm weather. Just stay in a bunch of cold
weather all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm just this is really simpler now loud the analogies,
but it helps you along the way. Now here's what
I came to say today to everybody out there. And
this has helped me in my life. I can't tell
you what it's done for me, but a lot of
people are struggling with moving forward with their future. Their

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future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations, their future hopes,
their future dreams, just simply that your future wants a
lot of people trying to have have a hard time
mapping out their future. Even what I'm gonna do, what
I'm gonna be, what I'm gonna make, how I'm or

(05:08):
go about it?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
What do I do next? I want to share something.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
With you that I had to come to terms with
the quickest way to lose focus on your future is
to keep focusing on your past.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
You know, It's like I said at the beginning.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
You know, when I say It's wonderful to look at
your life and review it, because if you look at it,
it'll tell you it really helped shape inform you today
as the person you are now. If you look at
it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in
harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that

(05:44):
keeps you from seeing the good in the incident. Every
bad thing that's happened to you, that was a silver
lining behind it.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know people who were on.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Drugs who finally, man, just got sent to prison for
stealing because of their habit. I don't cat dope. Well,
he went to prison, he told me one time, he
says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing
ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most
people would think, how in the world is going to
prison helpful for you? The brother said, it's saved my life.

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First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've
been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's
for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I
ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He said.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Now, man, I done went to college. I don'et got
a college degree while I'm in here. Then he was
released from prison, and the brother's life was completely turned around.
He married, he got a family, he got a great job.
He go to work every day. He's a productive citizen.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
life that he had taken for granted and was missing
because he said, man, my life was just in a blur.
I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what

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I mean. Even in your missteps in life, there is
a purpose for the missteps.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
See what I had to do was I had to
learn that all of my failures taught me how to
get back up. So I became a very strong and
tough person in getting back up. And then I was
down and out so long that it taught me how
to really appreciate it up. And so I've taken all
of that and used it those experiences that happened to me,

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and I became a more experienced person. So next time
when people talk about me who don't know me. It
don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,
you might as well go and get on this train
right now. And so what I'm saying to you out
there is theekest way to lose focus on your future
is to keep focusing on your past. Let it go.

(08:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing.
I know it's hard to break up because now you're
loaneling you by yourself. But man, but weren't you in
misery when you was in that? Weren't you in complete
misery in that? Now you kept asking God to fix it.
But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It
don't just take one. It take two to make a

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thing go right. It take two to make it out
of sight. You really do have to have two people
wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one
person want a relationship, so you can pray about the
relationship all you want. If the other person don't want
you no more and ain't gonna act right, you can't
make him do that or you can't make her do that.

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But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But
you are yet to be grateful that you are in
a position to have a relationship. And you keep harping
on the past. You don't think you hear that. I'm
just a dude with a show and I hear it
all the time. Let it go go forward.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's over.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and
making it the cross around your neck when clearly he
had removed it for you. Now all you got to
do is come on. So if you sit behind them walls,
brothers and sisters, I'm talking directly to you sometimes. Man,

(09:32):
you just got to get it right. All this repeat
of fender business, that's for?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Who is that for?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets,
do the right thing. Ask God to help connect you.
He could do anything. You think he can't give you
a job? Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all, let
it go.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Let's move here. Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, reminding you.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
To get your tooled up. Start your day with gratitude.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Tell him how much you appreciate all he's done. Thank
him when it's going right for you, thank him when
it's going not so right. That will in turn change
your attitude, which will then allow you to understand that
no matter what is going on, is still a blessing
that it is going on.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And once you made that adjustment, your.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Altitude is tied to that and the sky is the limit.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's what happens when you get your two together.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Steve Harvey Morning Show starring Shirley Strawberry calling for Real
the Mouth of the South Monica Junior. Yeah, that's better man.
You know you want to say kill space can see
that on me? Sign it might throw you, Ladies and gentlemen.
Me junior, what's on your mind? Man?

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Let me just sign up about your bathing routine.

Speaker 10 (11:11):
I swear to God and people need to know this
that you have a yeah, because what I just find
out about stuff.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
I just want to know, when did you come to
this conclusion that you can't use the little.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Towns well, I mean, you know, you gotta understand, as
a big man how to bathe properly. A lot of
people never take your time. I learned this from my daddy.
My daddy used to take his baths with a handtaiel.
Not a washcloth, but a handtail, the one that's slightly longer, yeah,
a little wider, but definitely not a washcloth, because my

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daddy said how he gonna wash his back. Now I
realized this as a young man, and when a young man.
When I was a little boy, I didn't care how
I washed my back because I didn't really care about washing.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It at all. So why would I.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Want to get back and washing when clearly can't nobody
to see back there.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I don't even know why we got.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
To worry about the playing on my back.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
So as a little boy, I didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
But as I grew older, I started to learn, and
so I started taking baths with a handtie like my
daddy and my shower, and that's what I used to
this day. Well, I went down to my ranch and
my assistant, Megan, bought toils for the ranch. It did
not buy any handtoiels, and I was forced to, after.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
All these years, use a regular washcloth.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Now, when you haven't used a washcloth, a regular washcloth
is very small to you. And as I was using it,
I didn't realize how small it was. And I was showering,
I was soaping up, and I was just using you
got it almost use it with just two fingers, you know,
and then dextringing and fing next to you got to
go in the circle emotions like you're putting much massage

(13:00):
on your face. And I messed around and with washing
my butt, and I all of a sudden I just.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Lost the washcloth.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
We were just going, I ain't have it no more
than we're all, oh gee, what washclall back? And so
when I wished off, I found it. And that's that's
a very dangerous thing I found.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
And when I felt all right, thank you for that,
I think, all right, lady.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Found it because the next day that that dried up
soap with burned who walk around.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
The lady doesn't show you washcloth, mister handtowel. All right,
coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
run that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve
Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right, and it's time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that brank back. What
you got for is nest.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
You have a warrant. Let's go cat dog, Let's get
it into.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
It ship at receiving This is Brad.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
Brad, I'm trying to reach a Regina.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Please hold on for a woman.

Speaker 13 (14:38):
Hold on, Regina. This is Regina.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
How you doing? This is Officer Antonio with the Chicago
Police Department. I have a fact for you. Do you
have a fact number available that I can send something to?

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Do you have a fact? Lean?

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (14:56):
I have a fact for you, Regina, And this is
uh you You're working and shipping and receiving. Yes, I am,
this is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department. I
have a fact for you.

Speaker 13 (15:09):
Well, what's the facts for?

Speaker 12 (15:11):
I'd rather you see it and then we'll discuss it after.
Just give me your number. I'll get this sent over
and then i'll call you back in a few minutes
to make sure you've gotten it.

Speaker 11 (15:18):
You're fascinated to my job.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
Is this personal or is this work related?

Speaker 12 (15:21):
This is something actually that you need to have in
your hand right away. Let me get your facts number
so I can get this over to you as soon
as possible.

Speaker 13 (15:28):
Okay, wait minute, you're up on the Police Department and
you want to send me a fact.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
I want to send you a facts Okay, so go
ahead and give me your number.

Speaker 13 (15:38):
Okay, but this is my job. What's going to come
over on the fact? What are you.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
Rightly for you? It will it will be addressed to you.
Just stand by the fax machine and it'll be there
within the next three minutes.

Speaker 13 (15:50):
Okay, Okay, all sorry, go and fast.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
Okay, give me your number. Uh huh uh one three,
Just put it a chickens okay. I would advise that
you stand by there so no one else gets it. Okay, okay,
what's your name against Officer Antonio? So just stand by
your fact machine and look for it, trying to make.

Speaker 13 (16:09):
Sure you know. But if you if you have the
fact that you have to send me, why don't you
stop to the top and read to it to make
sure you have the right person?

Speaker 12 (16:16):
You can see that say anybody, are you Regina?

Speaker 13 (16:19):
I'm Does it say Regina? Regina? Elk?

Speaker 12 (16:22):
Regina elk? My name is your home address?

Speaker 13 (16:25):
I don't see how the peace of apartment sacking me anything.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
I'm sorry, I don't see.

Speaker 13 (16:29):
How the Chicago Police the bottom is facing me anything.
Are you sure you have the right person?

Speaker 12 (16:33):
I have the right person? Are you located at fifty
eighth Avenue? What is that your home?

Speaker 13 (16:40):
Read the whatever fact you have to send me. Just
stop to the top and let's let's go from there.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Ma'am.

Speaker 12 (16:45):
I will get to that once I send it. I'm
sending it over in the No, you're sending you're.

Speaker 13 (16:49):
Going to send it to my job. I work here.
This is my place in employment. You just can't send
any old things in the police department over here. You're
just a blessing.

Speaker 12 (16:56):
But I'm an officer. I'm allowed to send things anywhere
I want to. Okay, so just stand by your faction machine.
I'll call you back in three minutes and we'll discuss. Okay.

Speaker 13 (17:04):
I just don't see how you can just fact stuff
like that over the phone. I'm do you know nobody.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Else is going to see it.

Speaker 13 (17:12):
If you're not allowed to tell me what it is,
you're allowed to fas anybody else to read right, receive
and I don't. I'm over receive. All revenues is not
to see what you won't even tell you on the phone.
He said, just tell me.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
Let's see, let's see what is about, ma'am.

Speaker 12 (17:29):
I'll call you back. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
You've been receiving this, Brad.

Speaker 12 (17:34):
Brad, I'm trying to get Regina again.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Please, uh hold on, hold on, let.

Speaker 13 (17:38):
Me see you Shimney receiving this the Regina.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
Okay, Regina, this is Officer Antonio again. Did you get
your facts?

Speaker 14 (17:44):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (17:45):
I got the fact. This is saying it's just a warn.
It's not saying what or when or what happened or anything.

Speaker 12 (17:51):
Okay, war from a rest. That's a warrant for your arrest.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
Yeah, but I am not want to cooperate anymore with
you until you tell me what is going on.

Speaker 12 (18:01):
Okay, Well here's what's going on. What I need you
to do is either come into the station or we're
going to have two officers come over to your job
and pick you up.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
Yeah, but why don't you start telling me what this
is about. I'm not coming, I'm not going anywhere. I'm
at work and nobody can just come up here. Just
are you gonna plate tell me? I just have a war.
You have to give me more information and this.

Speaker 12 (18:22):
Okay, We've got too many people and witnesses claiming that
you have been doing public nudity and flashing. What you've
been indulging in public nudity? Have you been flashing people?

Speaker 13 (18:33):
What are you talking about? What are you the witnesses?
What are you talking about that week?

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Ma'am?

Speaker 12 (18:38):
We have several witnesses that are claiming Regina has been
doing a lot of flashing and a lot of public
Nudity's the moon?

Speaker 13 (18:46):
I'm you sure? Are you sure you have the right pers.

Speaker 12 (18:50):
I have the exact person, ma'am. I would not have
been able to call your job. I know exactly who
I am, ma'am. Are you listening to me, I will
give you two hours to come into the station, or
I send a squad car out to get you.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
Know what, I don't give it, what you don't give
me to. What you need to do is take this
morning shove it up because I wasn't anywhere yet. What wait,
what day did it happen?

Speaker 12 (19:12):
This has been happening for the last month from what
I understand.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
So somebody came up there and said that I'm flashing
people and y'all just get a war out and that's
that's how easy it is.

Speaker 12 (19:21):
Right well, if they have filed a complaint. Okay, O listen,
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna send a car over. Okay,
you can send a car you want to.

Speaker 13 (19:31):
Y'all can tell billing SIPs not coming here because I
haven't flashed anybody. I'm too old to be flashing people.
I don't do that, So you can work even send
a car you want to. I'll tell you what. You
better send more than one because I ain't doing so
what more does not tell me anything.

Speaker 12 (19:46):
Mister Jenny. I'm here to let you know that I
am sending a squad car right now that should being
there in the next thirty minutes. Okay, I don't give it.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
What do you do like? I don't talk, You got
to send minute one. I'm going to call unsand when
y'all getting your men, he's gonna walk because I've spent
out of nowhere necking and I know this. I'm gonna
told you what but it wasn't me. So y'all can kiss.
Not so we're talking to the other people. Don't talk
of it. Kiss because I'm on the way after God go.

(20:14):
I'm saying, I please, I can kiss my Somebody left
me at all. I'll have you have that to know
it off you and this more hop out that tom
you and this police. I'm leave it already. I'll put
it out. He got me five and this have me
outside Saint Hello, next. I ain't say nothing nowhere. I'm
got out here. That's the legal kiss my neck. Talk

(20:38):
about that, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Listen.

Speaker 12 (20:39):
The person that filed the complaint filed it.

Speaker 13 (20:43):
That's what I was asking you.

Speaker 12 (20:47):
By Tommy piled the complaint. Tommy, baby nephew, Tommy, welcome
the nephew.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
I don't have any else you named Tommy. That man. Listen,
I'm telling us.

Speaker 12 (20:59):
Say me Gina, Regina Regina. This is nephew tied me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Canvas got
me the prank phone call two.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
I'm gonna kick that.

Speaker 12 (21:14):
Hey, I got something to answer, Baby.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Tell me this.

Speaker 12 (21:16):
What's the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
The baddest radio show is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Thank you for coming up next. It is as the COLO,
our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building
and he's waiting and ready for your love questions. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (22:13):
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey, all right, Leah in New Jersey writes, I
was dating a guy that was separated but had not
gotten a divorce. His wife accused me of being a
home wrecker. But when I met her husband, he had
his own apartment and he was honest about everything. She

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blames their separation on me. Why do some women have
misplaced anger in these situations?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Well, you gotta blame somebody, And she figured, if you
want this dating you, the one that calls the reff
that's an automatic.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Didn't how many times that didn't have that? Ain't nothing new?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Why do women have displaced saying it's displaced to you?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
She thinks she'd nailed me. Why you think it ain't you?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You know, but when you met him, you had his
apartment and that's probably true. But she gonna blame somebody
the moment. This is all the evidence she got. She
don't know is her, She don't know as her, she
don't know as him, So she don't found a reason,
and it's you, and it's really not you. It probably

(23:22):
not even her. It's probably just a shortcoming in him.
Why do women always try to find another reason other
than they pick choice of men?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
That makes it the cause and effect. Sometimes you just
picked the wrong man. That's all. Ain't a big deal.
You can get it right, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Moving on to Tandra in Phoenix, Tandra says, I've been
dating a man for eight months and I've only been
to his house once. He lives an hour away from me,
and he comes to visit me, or we meet up
in the middle. He facetimes me from his house. So
I don't think he lives with anyone. Is there a
reason he doesn't invite me to his home? What's up

(24:03):
with him?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, he got other things happening. Yeah, like what I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I don't know if it's a pedans in there. But
you're not coming on. You've been over there one time.
That was a close call. You can't come back over here.
That's all to it, y'all meeting halfway in all this here,
you don't never come out there. So you know, come
on now, use your intuition. Whatever your intuition is telling you,

(24:29):
that's probably what it is.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
So what part of the house is he in?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
God, he is close to the balcony wherever close close
to it the way he can step out any second.
So if you see movement in the kitchen or something.
He ain't in no clothes, He ain't in the den
where it ain't no out. No, he got he got

(24:54):
to be able to step out real quick.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, it's a strategic and I mean, tell him to
take a tour.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Let him tell him you want to see his apartment
on tour, Tell me to FaceTime you tour. Then you
see all the stuff in that crib in the corner.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You know it's hot in Phoenix. Now it's hot in Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Little swing set over the dividing into you know, open refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
What is all that.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Similar in the house? All right?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Moving on to U Katina in Chicago. Katina writes, my
husband and I went to a graduation party for his knee.
One of his exes was at the party, and I
had a conflict with her recently because she d MD
my husband and he showed it to me. She apologized
after I called her out on it, and my husband
is upset because I didn't speak to her. Do I

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have to be nice to her?

Speaker 12 (25:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Not really. I don't really know how you gonna be nice.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
No, you ain't got it. You know, you confronted her,
she apologized. Now he wants you to be nice.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's his that's his world.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
You ain't got to be in that didn't pick her,
he picked her. You didn't ex her, he xd her.
So now if we access, let's be excess.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I'm speak to your ex. You don't. You don't speak
to your ex? Well, what I don't?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I mean, it's just a common courtesy.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I wanted to be an ex so we could stop talking.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
That was your goal.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
That was one of the key key That was one
of the key developmental parts of this breakup.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
How can I not talk to this person no more?
I don't got to hear this. Thank you. I don't
care what you think. That's fine. Whatever you think, that's fine.
What is we talking about?

Speaker 13 (26:47):
Why?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 12 (26:49):
You?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's not like you moved away. You still got to exist,
live in the same world. You might run in world,
live in the world.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
You ain't finish stay over here, though. I hope I
do run into you, and then what I must be
tatty because I.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
Ain't to you.

Speaker 14 (27:05):
I look good.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm not saying nothing. Encourage Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
If I do see you, wow, Okay, give me some
places I could see and let me tell you what I.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Did well, like at the grocery store.

Speaker 16 (27:23):
In the problem, I lost my apptise Starbucks, never eat again, Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I like, I like, I like.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I like a Dunky donut coffee.

Speaker 15 (27:39):
Some time.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I run it into him like that, you said, my running.
I got it. Oh you was talking about what the
car on the freeway.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, we're moving on with these killers.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
We're moving on all right.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Last one, Steve Marie and Grand Prairie says, I work
with the lady that smells like bacon grease every day.
It's in her wigs and her clothes and her work bag.
I am embarrassed for her, because.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
She says.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Marie says, I'm embarrassed for her because our coworkers call
her a grease ball. There are only four blacks at
our job. So I don't like this at all. Should
I get out of my comfort zone and tell her
that she smells that? I mean, you know that's what
Marie wants to know.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh, you could just bring eggs and toast workers have
a meal. Well, that way, she would just smell like breakfast.
I want to say, baker. She loved bacon. She and
that cooking bacon. But you might have to I don't
know if you all are close enough for that.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It doesn't sound like it. She just says, I work
with a lady. They're just both black women at the
same job.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
You know, a week smell a Greek so maybe she
got a studio apartment.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, it's all wig. Wig though that bothers me. Is
your wigs not like Greek?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, at least you know the probably love it.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
At least the quality of wig and the words of
Ricky Smiley he dated a girl wig was so country,
it was so crunchy that it felt like a easter
basket grass.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I heard Ricky Smiley say that.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Like easter basket grass. I remember that grass like green grass.
Yeah all right, well, thank you, Clo. That's all we
have for you today.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
She's Steve Marbin Marley show Man.

Speaker 15 (29:59):
If you're not a certain to fire prankster and this
is not what you do for a living, you should
not be jumping into this.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's interesting, what Steve. The certification is what I've heard.
You can actually go somewhere and get.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Them out Frank School certified to have a graduation time.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Coming up right after you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Right now, Steve what does Jay have going on?

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Now?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
This road trip?

Speaker 17 (30:44):
Or reenactment of everybody who's going to be taking a
road trip this summer summertime, time for a bunch of
people to get in the car and ride, and it
would sound something like this.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React. What
is it like when six grown people who work together
take a road trip?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
All right, everybody in buggle out? All right, let me
start the call. They're dinging right there. Somebody ain't got
their seat belt? All right? All right, now meet a
little driving music.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Boy?

Speaker 12 (31:30):
I like that?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Did you hear what that?

Speaker 13 (31:32):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
From Taylor.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Country version?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Almost didn't like that? Girl no more?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Well, quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music.
Come on, kirk, uh huh. Yeah that's nice man.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, what's what happened to me?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
We're listening now, we ain't listening to nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hang silence, riding silence.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Then let's just ride in silence.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I just have a question, Yeah, well boy, are we well?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
What you come for?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You want to play a game?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Play what game?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Games?

Speaker 7 (32:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
We can sing the song ninety nine bottles of beer
saying that hell, can we that's my cock?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Can we play?

Speaker 7 (32:22):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You're in the car? You own? Can we can we
get something to eat you?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
We just got in the car.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Week Yes, to be quiet?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, oh it's hot in here.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Can you turn to an air.

Speaker 15 (32:42):
Say this.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I gotta say this.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
We're gonna say it.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
What I got the peek? Everybody else get out the car.
Just open the car.

Speaker 15 (32:55):
All right.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Wait a minute, I'm your nephew.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Opened the door.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
No, brought it out. I ain't everybody you're talking about you.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
As much as I hate packing it, I hate tack
out to the car.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
If you did packs right, get out.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I just so I got a gun. Get out.

Speaker 10 (33:15):
I named Jim.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It is actually gains shoot something.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I can get out the car, get out, tell me
get out, jun out, jo out, Colin, Charlie out.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm not walking in these heads.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
You ain't got to walk.

Speaker 15 (33:27):
Get out to Cary. Don't push me now, don't push
you all.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Right now, what happened?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Now, that's all you want to do is turn that.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
He just drove off.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Please say called uber? Called uber? All right, tell me
call uber.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, I can't believe I'm not walking. Look, put us
out the car.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
This is supposed to be a fun road trip. What
a can you do nothing to together?

Speaker 12 (34:00):
I know?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
He better put them back up, lights on to bring.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Is he making a right on the highway?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Look?

Speaker 7 (34:08):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Hold no, no, no, no, I got I got it.
I gotta say no, let me do this. Hold on,
hold on, I got you.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I can't believe we're standing out here.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I got the bat.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm home.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Here we go, here we go. Hold on, Yeah, I fixed,
I fixed, yeah, yeah, yeah, But you know you just
left all use on the.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Side of the road.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Hello, hey, what you left us on the side of
the road.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You're not coming back. I can see you.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Oh we got girls with it.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
They with you. Take care of them. Okay, this this
car ain't coming back. There's ladies and heels out here
that take the heels.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Off and barefoot on the street.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
It was just way up after about four miles, every flash.

Speaker 15 (35:04):
Can I say this, when we took our stuff out
the cart, that black bag that you are your money
in it, that bag is out here with us.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me the black
man time to let me have black be give me
the black bag. Get the black back in the car.
We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If

(35:38):
I don't see the bag, here go the bag. Throw
it in the window. I promise you, if you just
throw it in the window, throw it in the window.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Time I got time. I got to throw the bag.
So y'all, don't pull this trick again. Throw the bag.

Speaker 15 (35:54):
And how about I open the bag and start counting
and see how much already know what's in there?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Throw it. Throw the bag in the window first. You
know what, we can actually buy a car with this bag.

Speaker 14 (36:05):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
You know what going on?

Speaker 13 (36:08):
We got.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Let's get to count and it looks like a lot.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Uh, We've got uh, we've got one, two, three before
we've got five negroes on the side road with a
black bag.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Looks like it don't belong to them. That's something shot
everybody else up.

Speaker 15 (36:32):
Round, Wait a minute, we get the black ground. Shut up,
we we we'll sing a group.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
You got one more time, No man, one more time,
No man gets on the ground.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
You everybody down on the ground. Now, yeah, there was
a warning shot. The next one goes in here, all right,
hand me the bag.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Down.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hand me the bag. It's just police. Hand me the bang.
I shot befall. I don't want to go to that more.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Scared.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
We can't do anything together. We can take a road
take a road trip at all.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, this is Shirley
Strawberry and I'm partnering with the lead. Let me tell
you it couldn't have come at a better time. I'm
move some furniture around last weekend in my new place.
It turns out that was a really bad idea because
all that bending and lifting and pretending I'm still twenty

(37:42):
five didn't agree with my knees. So I grabbed a
leaf because when my body pain shows up, I need
something that lasts. With just one pill, a leave lasts
up to twelve hours. Don't let those aches and pains
hold you back from doing what's important to you. Use
as directed. It is time now for wood. You you rather,
would you rather breathe fire when you talk?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I got a pardon to do that right now, dragon?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Or would you rather talk through your teeth? Talk through
your teeth?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I'd rather talk through my teeth.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, I rather talk through my teeth, burning?

Speaker 15 (38:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Would you rather your Internet browsing history be revealed or
your call call logs be revealed Internet browsing.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
You're gonna quit right here.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You're obviously you have a problem with one.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Or both Internet, you know, yeah, yeah, because I don't
know how to look up hair stuff I need anyway,
I ain't real text savage, So hell go ahead.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
So you're gonna give up your call log on your phone?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (39:05):
Oh wait, so you get your phone. I'm giving up
the browsing browsers.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay, you want to keep your phone, You want to keep.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Your You know, I got way too much going on.
I got my phone program. When I die, it's gonna say.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
I ain't really got no names with no codes in
it either, so you know exactly who the hell out
because I be the forgot who the hell?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
But wait, let's not miss this moment though, What, nephew,
when you die.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
What it's gonna self destruct your phone?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
That fire?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
What is on Tommy's phone?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh girl, matter of fact, I want my phone.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
As a matter of fact, if something happened a time
to Tommy, just give me your phone, right, give your
phone and your uncle man, all right, let me get
a sick on the glass.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Kanye can sit down and go through it and be hollyd.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Roll it up.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
All right, here's one. Would you rather be in a
bad relationship, a bad relationship for the rest of your life?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Excuse me again?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the
rest of your life? Or would you rather be single forever?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
B B B B. I thought you would.

Speaker 19 (40:28):
You not miserable relations but you're still You'll still get
sex though in a bad relationship single?

Speaker 14 (40:38):
You seem.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Show?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
One all be different? Talk about out? Is that Drake.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
And boy ain't?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
That's today's roundup? Would you rather Hey, y'all, this is Monica,
This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood Yo.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
This is Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Hey, this is Chuka Khan.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, So this summer heat wave really hot.
We've been sweating. We know how hot it is. And
you know, think about kids today. They don't really know

(41:36):
how to play the games that we used to play
back in the day during summer. So guys want to
ask you this question. Can you, guys reminisce and tell
us about some of the games you played outside. I
know you have some story, Steve. Give us some suggestions
about what the kids can do to stay cool this summer.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Get your daddy's pipe wrench, go down in, take the
take the nozzle off that fire hydrant and get all
the water you want.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Awe, turn that sprink long in the front yard and
just ring your back and forth.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Let your mama take that nozzle off that fire hose
and put her thumb on it. This spray yok, Yes,
I act like y'all don't remember that, man, Please, I
could tell you something I did one time. Man, we
played Hide and go seek. One time I hid on
the Miss Payne's porch. If fainted under there was so hot.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Nobody never found you.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Man, ain't nobody found me and I forgot we was playing.
I lost consciousness under that hot porch. Yeah, Man, I
crawled out and they found me. I was just trying
to crawl getting my head out in that driveway. Get
some app man, I love it. Man U s the

(42:59):
right man, because you know what, Man, we playing hide
and go seek? I had heard so good under that porch.
You know how they go ali a free.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I couldn't even muster up the strip to crawl out
money at the door.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I was into the porch going help me meet other kids.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Kids say you what, man, I was fun though we
was growing up. We have to go outside. I'm going
outside with fun. We wouldn't play like it was a job.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
I said nine that morning. You couldn't come back in
there till five.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I had to eat two bowls of cereal before I
went outside. Ain't coming back to lunch.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
And we find to go out here and play these
hard games tag. I'm playing tag with soart nil and
they was fast.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Football, touch on the concrete, tackling the grain.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Sideline stick.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Broke all of that.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Go down there and go fence hopping and started to
down at the end of the street and just hop fences.
Whoever get to the top of the block first win.
But you had to go past cane no see can changed.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
The German shepherd.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Did you ever win when you.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Hop the fences?

Speaker 12 (44:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Hell yeah, my list get I could go man. Plus
I was from the country, you know. That's all I
did was climb on stuff so I could win. You
got caught one of the fence because I caught up really.

Speaker 20 (44:41):
Shirt hell shirt boys, so rough boy, rough from get
your shirt. My herd hung up on top of that.
I mean just hanging on it, bleeding, you know, because
you don't Oh you got your belt loop caught on
that thing? You done Toyo jeans and don't more than

(45:03):
lee jeans.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Uh man. I was just dangling from the fense. My
brother had to come and get me down.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Oh wow, did you up sports? Yeahball, God's ball?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
What about?

Speaker 7 (45:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I was scared of Larry old lad. I could throw
that ball.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
So going out, you know what we.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You know, we did up.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
We had found a set of golf club We didn't
know nothing back golf in the hood. Eric wo dug
a hole across at an abandoned house.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
That was the whole.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
Everybody had a club. I'm over there trying to get
this ball across the street with a putter.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
We ain't know nothing back golf till I was exhausted.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Right right, thanks guys. Coming forty three minutes after the hour,
nephew tell me in the prank phone call for today.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Right after bless self is DJ Chagle. This your boy,
Chris Broke.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Hey, this is Keisha Cole Lost people.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
This is Clark Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend. And
you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
it's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
she's too phony and bony. Now we'll figure out find
out what that means in just a few because right

(46:42):
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
What you got for us?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
All right, now, this is a serious prank. Okay, everybody,
this is not funny.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Serious frank what's.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
This one right here? Is serious? Can you breastfeed my bay?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (47:01):
That's serious stuff right there, all right.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,
come on, man, reach back.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
I'm really.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Can you breastfeed my baby? Let's go cat down?

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Hello hello man?

Speaker 21 (47:21):
Uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh hey man, this,
this this this and uh huh this who this man?

Speaker 7 (47:34):
You gave me your phone number. I know you don't
numb me, but gave me your number.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Who talking about on the south side.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the south side. He uh, he
gave me your number. Man, I'm going through somethings. I
thought you might be to help me out, man, because uh,
well see to my girl. And I don't know, man,
I think you just in left, you know, and uh
she had left me here with the kids, you know,
and I trying to I don't think coming back.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
My man, My man, I feel for you.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
But but why why why are you telling me this?
See I'm see many. I haven't got these kids by myself.
You know. My little boy he three, but my little girl, man,
she just she just two months old. Man, you know.
And I'm the reason why I got your number because

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I think you might get to help me because I
I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
Brother, dog, how many help you?

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Dog?

Speaker 11 (48:44):
I got kids of my own?

Speaker 7 (48:45):
Dog?

Speaker 11 (48:45):
How man help you?

Speaker 12 (48:47):
Well?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
See that That's what I'm saying. Now, ain't you ain't
you married to Tom?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
My wife?

Speaker 11 (48:57):
How you know my wife?

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Dog? See do what I'm saying. I mean I kind
of know y'all y'all before through him and uh, but shit,
hit the deal man, Like like I said, I got
my kids, man, my my, my little boy three but
my little girl ain't for two months. Man. How many
kids y'all got?

Speaker 11 (49:17):
Man? We got three kids? Man, I got a ten
year old, eight yo old and a six month old.
I'm trying to I really don't know what you asking
asking me.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Man. I got my own family.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
I got to take care of you asking me for help?

Speaker 7 (49:29):
I mean, what is it you need? Man?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
And what I'm trying to do with this here? I'm
trying to get my little my little girl taking care.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Of man, like I say, then ran off, man, and
then left. But I don't think.

Speaker 13 (49:48):
I keep coming back.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
I think you coming back. But I need some I
need some help from your wife. I need her to
come by the house today.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
Can she?

Speaker 14 (50:07):
Do you think?

Speaker 11 (50:08):
What do you need to come at your house for?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Man.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
We got a couple of cans. And we got a
couple of cans or some formulas and something in here
we can drop off to you. Man, But I ain't
coming to your house.

Speaker 13 (50:24):
Dog.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
Can you more than happy to have these? You have
these cans, but I can't be having my wife at
your house. Dog got all kids?

Speaker 7 (50:33):
I understand that, but the baby needs some milk.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
That's what I need.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I need to come by and feed the baby.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Dog, I just told you to come by drop off
a couple of cans and milks. But I mean, I
don't even know you like that, player. I ain't about
to just have my wife coming to your damn house.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
I don't know you, but I need her.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
To come by and see the baby.

Speaker 11 (50:55):
Man, dog, what the hell you can't feed your baby?

Speaker 12 (51:00):
What?

Speaker 15 (51:03):
Come on?

Speaker 14 (51:04):
Brush the baby?

Speaker 9 (51:06):
What you want?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
My right to come out of your house and do
what I want?

Speaker 11 (51:12):
Baby? I told you right, you don't lost your mind.
I don't know you to be talking about my wife.
Come to your house, breast feed your baby? Mat effect stuff?
You get my number?

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Who the hell is anyway?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
I don't stop thinking about it?

Speaker 7 (51:28):
No, no, right say, dog?

Speaker 11 (51:29):
Don't call me with this dog? Is you talking about
breasting your baby?

Speaker 14 (51:35):
Why would you do this now?

Speaker 15 (51:37):
Why would you?

Speaker 14 (51:38):
Why would you the baby?

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Why would you come between the baby's health?

Speaker 12 (51:41):
Why are you doing that?

Speaker 11 (51:43):
Dog? I'll tell you what, dog, Bring your baby over here,
you and the baby, come over here. Bring your baby
baby over here, and when and when you get here,
as soon as you pull out it I'm gonna knock
your teeth down your throat. Now, come on over, We're
gonna be here.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
We're gonna be all day. Don't let you stop between you.

Speaker 21 (52:05):
I'm just trying to die.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
How you're gonna call me talking about my wife?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Breast?

Speaker 11 (52:09):
Speed your baby? I'm si you know what?

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Hold on?

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (52:25):
Baby? You know and her husband?

Speaker 11 (52:30):
You don't know them. My wife don't know you, and
I don't know you?

Speaker 12 (52:33):
Eating?

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Do you know what? Name?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Supposedly he live on the south Side, He know us,
you don't know him eating? Hold on, I don't know you.

Speaker 12 (52:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
What.

Speaker 11 (52:50):
This is another line talking about his wife left him
with the two kids. He wants you to come to
his crib. Impressed his men.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
David, I'm David. Don't sure if I got this.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
I'm gonna holl let you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
In a minute.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
We don't do We don't know you?

Speaker 21 (53:12):
Who did you called me?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Fuck?

Speaker 11 (53:14):
What are your address?

Speaker 14 (53:16):
One more things I want to say to you.

Speaker 13 (53:19):
Listen to me.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
You better be saying your address. That's what you better
be saying.

Speaker 14 (53:25):
Lessing from the Stem and Morning show.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
You just got my.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Ain't this up.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
't this bottom?

Speaker 13 (53:38):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (53:40):
You know, man?

Speaker 11 (53:42):
A couple of dogs the uh Tommy dog dog. You
about to get your whipped, Timy whoever? Somebody's getting there?

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Whooped?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
I mean, you gotta tell me what ill the baddest
radio show in the.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
Light, Steve Harby Morning Show?

Speaker 7 (54:08):
You did here? Oh man, y'all got me?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You know what all a man wanted was some breast.
Miss You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
For a babby for the baby, Yeah, for the baby, audacity, But.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Where's the village? I have no I have no word
all this breast milk in the village.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
I can't, he.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Says the person that does not make breast milk at all.

Speaker 12 (54:43):
Right there.

Speaker 15 (54:50):
Village, and I can't get no help, Mississippi. I didn't
told y'all. I told y'all, didn't I tell you?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Didn't? I tell you I was coming and I'm coming?

Speaker 12 (55:00):
What? What? What?

Speaker 7 (55:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
This is dukes and moots? Girl, You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1 (55:25):
Bring you breast milk with you, says the person that
can't carry a baby or make breast milk.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I swear what I'm asking for somebody who do good, y'ad.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
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Speaker 1 (56:17):
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(56:38):
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Speaker 2 (56:44):
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on you here. It is a Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Thank you, nephew. Subject She's too phony and bony now.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for four years to
the love of my life. When we met, she had
just had a handsome baby boy, and we bonded over
us being both being heartbroken. I was engaged to a
self centered woman before I met my wife, and two

(57:09):
weeks before our wedding, she ghosted me. My wife had
been dating a man for a long time, and when
she got pregnant, he ghosted her. We were two damaged
friends that became lovers. I have raised her son as
my own and loved her through her weight challenges. I
know she was bigger when we met because she just
had a baby. I knew she was bigger because she

(57:31):
just had a baby when she was still overweight. A
year later, we started eating healthier and I encouraged her
to lose weight. We got a trainer and she went
and got a breast reduction. When the weight came off,
she got a lot of new clothes, and she let
her hair grow, and she got a perm. It was
like her attitude changed overnight, and she was very upity.

(57:53):
All of a sudden, I suggested she ease up on
working out because she lost all of her curves, started
hanging out with her trainer and the trainer's friends, who
are all skinny, single airheads that drink a lot and
like to be in the streets. My wife started wearing
emerald contacts and she wants some kind of cosmetic procedure

(58:14):
on her chin. Our son will be five in two months,
and she wants to rent a venue for his party
because she said my house is not adequate enough. She
puts her tiny little butt in lingerie before sex, and
her moan sounds so phony, like we're in a poor
not I can't keep up with a new woman she
has become, and I hope she doesn't tell me that

(58:35):
I'm not enough for her. How do I get my juicy,
down to earth wife back. Well, honestly, I don't think
that's going to happen. I don't think you're going to
get her back, I think. And the problem is you're
afraid that you can't keep up with this new woman
she has become. And I think she's gone for good.
And you just basically told us why because she's changed

(58:58):
on the outside, said she got a breast reduction, she
lost dollar curve, she's wearing Emerald contacts now. But I
really think it's the inside change that's bothering you the most,
because she has new friends now. She hangs out with
her trainer and his people. They like to drink and
they're from the street.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
You say.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
And although you were very supportive in the beginning, you
know about her weight loss and all of that getting
a trainer and all of that eating healthier. That broken
girl that you bonded with a few years back, that
girl is no longer interested in being a good wife
at seems she's trying to live her best life right
now after conquering her weight issues. And this is who

(59:40):
she really is. You need to get used to this.
This is who this person really is. She's skinny now,
all of that. She You know, she got her priorities
mixed up. They're all out of order now because she's
trying to find herself and she's losing you. I mean,
doesn't she realize that she could have it both a

(01:00:00):
good family, a good marriage, She could have a good life,
and she could still have a good toned body, And
all of a sudden, your house isn't good enough for
a five year old's birthday party. I mean, the five
year old doesn't care about that. He just wants to
party with his little friends. I say, you got to
talk to her. It might be too late, but you know,

(01:00:21):
youve got to try to reason with her because I
think it's not over until it's over. I mean, I
can't speak on her fake moaning because if she is
faking it, that may be the real reason she's checked out.
I mean, that's what's got you so scared. You got
to try and sit down and figure this whole situation
out with her. But I do think part of her
is gone for good. You'll never get that back, Steve.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Okay, look, you all bonded out of a mutual hurt,
but I think the relationship started in a genuine fashion
seems like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Now when you all had this baby and she was
still over weight a year later. Now, let's talk about
this for a second. That's that baby weight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
It's hard to get rid of it, really, really is.
I hear a lot of women talk about the struggles
of baby weight, and you got to understand that there
are women that's dealing with baby weight thirteen years afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I mean, you know, and who am I?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Who am I to say that she'd have gotten rid
of it by now, because I look at my stomach
and I think I should have gotten rid of it
by now, But it don't go away like I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
So this is a weight issue. This whole thing is
about weight and attitude. This whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Y'all started eating healthier, and you encourage her to lose weight.
She got a trainer, she went and got a breast reduction.
So she just started taking everything down. I'm gonna take
this weight down and get rid of these breasts. You know,
all this health the weight came off, she bought a
lot of new clothes, she let her have growing, she

(01:01:59):
got a parent. Now I'm just really basing on these
new changes that you're telling me. I just want to
deal with what was it we was dealing with Originally?
There you go, because you done cut everything. So it
just makes me when the weight she got a breast reduction, Yeah,

(01:02:25):
when the weight came, or she got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
A lot of new clothes and she let her hair
grow and got a perm. Lord Jesus, what was going
on before?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
So before the breast reduction, before the weight loss, before
she grew her hair, and before the perm and before
the emerald eye contacts.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Oh, Lord Jesus, who was you staying with?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Don't forget the emerald context.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I said that just now right here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
When we come back, we'll have part two of Steve's
response at twenty three minutes after the hour. You definitely
don't want to miss it. Today's Strawberry letter subject is
she's too phony and bony. Now we'll get back into
it right after this. You're listenings Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi,

(01:03:22):
this is Shirley Strawberry and I'm partnering with the leave.
Let me tell you it couldn't have come at a
better time. I'm owe some furniture around last weekend in
my new place. It turns out that was a really
bad idea because all that bending and lifting and pretending
I'm still twenty five didn't agree with my knees. So
I grabbed a leaf because when my body pain shows up,

(01:03:42):
I need something that lasts. With just one pill, a
leave lasts up to twelve hours. Don't let those aches
and pain hold you back from doing what's important to you.
Use as directed. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap
today's strawberry letter. The subject is she's too phony and bony.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Now, well, this was a letter about a man and
woman who met who had mutual pain, but they were
there for each other, and both of them got ghosted.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
One after this she got pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
The other one, the guy got ghosted two weeks before
his wed and they met each other. They were friends.
They two damaged friends that became lovers, was his description.
You've raised her son like your own. You've loved her
through her weight challenges. Now, you said in the letter,
I knew she was bigger when we met because she

(01:04:32):
just had a baby when she was still overweight a
year later. Then y'all started eating healthy, and you encourage
her to lose a weight. I'm assuming we started because
you was kind of, you know, big boy yourself a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Then got a trainer, when now here was the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
I have to I'm listening to everything she's done, and
I want to just see what were we dealing with
before all this?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
So these is the change.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
She got a trainer and got a breast reduction, so
that's the first thing she got. Because then you said
when the weight came or she got really new cloth.
So she got the breast reduction done first. That was
probably so she could do the workouts. What I don't know,
That's what I'm thinking. They stolen this letter right here
if I was an ignorant person reading this letter, and

(01:05:20):
I do have a tendency to be ignorant at times.
She was overweighted. A year later, we started eating healthy. God,
we got a trainer, she went and got a breast reduction.
I'm assuming that these.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Exercises with without the breast reduction was a bit much.
She was getting hit in the mouth a lot, you know,
maybe even.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Jumped and knocked herself out, you know, Uh, couldn't couldn't
see the flow, you know, doing the little letter drills
on the floe and couldn't see the flow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Caught the breast line.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
It was in the way.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I don't know what, but to do these exercises, she
had to get this breast reduce. Then when the weight
come off, she got a lot of clothes. Then she
let her hair grow and got a perm. So before
this it wasn't no hand and it wasn't no perm.
I'm just basing this on that. Then her attitude changed

(01:06:16):
and she started off wearing emerald contacts. You gotta be
careful with the emerald contact because they got to match
your skin toe. You just can't want green eyes and
be any shade. Now, some of this we bought a line.
Scary now and we're looking like children at the coin
and stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Now, you you know, like really really.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Fair complexing people can't get mraal eyes and real dog
people can't get mraal eyes. You can't go on the street.
You gotta be somewhere in the middle. You gotta be
like a different color to get them eyes. Then you
said she wanted some kind of cosmetic surgery on her
chin or her chin was probably.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Damaged from her breast.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
You know, overt out of this gold hand in hand
in this letter right here, I'm not gonna be able
to help this couple out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I can see that right now. So let's just find
the joy out of this letter.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Because after this breast reduction, notch he for the first
time she's seeing her chin. Now she got to get
something done because them breakfast all up under her throat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
She had her cleavage started. Her cleavage was so big
some people thought she had a cleft in her chin.
It was actually her breast.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
So now once she got that cleavage reduced, she found
out it wasn't a cleft in her chin. Then the
sun gonna be five in two months, and she want
to rent a venue because the house ain't adequate enough
for the five year old party, because she want a
flex in front of her little skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Friends and train of friends.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Then then she puts on a little tiny butt in
lingeripe before sex and her moon sounds so funny, like
we are a poorto and you just can't keep up
with this woman. She to come and hope she don't
tell me that I'm not enough for her? How do
I get my juicy down to earth wife back? She
could be gone with all this chin worth weight reduction

(01:08:17):
and then took the breast off. You just can't go
packing that back home. But we're gonna have to start though.
The only way we're gonna get big Juicy back is
we got to start with food. I got to get
these calies up. This I can help you with. I
can't help you with losing weight, but I can show
no how to pack it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
The bread.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Bread is very important, and not just bread alone. But
you gotta put something on the bread. It's gotta be
the butter or jam, stuff like that. You don't just
eat the bread by itself. But we got to get
big Juicy back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
That's what you want.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
You want big juicy down to earth. And she was
down to earth because she couldn't get off the earth,
you understand. So big people is gonna be more ground
dead because they are very rarely ever a born. So
there you're gonna have these moments like this here. So
to get big Juice it back, we got to start
with bread. We need to go to the grocery store

(01:09:12):
and buy that big bag of potatoes, the one you
ain't bought in a while. That's paper, but it's got
the little messh on the front so you can see
that there is potatoes. You need to go down there
at the bottom row. They are the bottom row of
that isle and get that big bag of rice.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
The one that that that you can't hold in one hand. Yeah,
it's on the bottom rope.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
It's the big bags is on the bottom rope, right
all right, Liten, she gets that chi in done, She
get that chin done, You ain't gonna be talk to her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey on Instagram and Facebook.
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
This is Steve Martin. Martin show Man. Why do we
have a radio show? Then we're gonna do it right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Listen to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
That's stupid, That's what I'm talking about. Boy, say that?

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Why do we have sight at show? If we don't
be right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Show coming up right after ten.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, this
is Shirley Strawberry and I'm partnering with the lead. Let
me tell you it couldn't have come at a better time.
I'm owe some furniture around last weekend in my new place.
It turns out that was a really bad idea because
all that bending and lifting and pretending I'm still twenty

(01:10:35):
five didn't agree with my knees. So I grabbed a
leaf because when my body pain shows up, I need
something that lasts. With just one pill, a lead lasts
up to twelve hours. Don't let those aches and pains
hold you back from doing what's important to you. Use
as directed. All right, So this was a question guys
from Facebook. It says, Hey, Steve Tommy Junior, my homeboy

(01:10:59):
took his girlfriend friend on vacation because they were beefing
and thought they needed a get away. They both were
tripping and still arguing, so while on vacation, they decided
to break up on the last stay there. The flight
home was tough, but they said, ultimately it's for the
best man. I'd be mad if I had to spend
three grand to figure out we needed to break up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
So here's a question.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Here's a question for you guys. Here's a question. Did
you ever break up on your vacation with your boob?
Or did you stay and fly home early? If you did,
that's the question I actually did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I did you broke on a cruise ship?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yes, happened.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It all just came to a rocky end. It was bad.
I don't know how we stayed in that cabin two
extra days.

Speaker 15 (01:11:53):
It was just bad and by the time we do,
matter of fact, call it doc back in New Orleans
man to take something.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I was broke, didn't have no money, but I was
though with pop.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
God, were you guys having problems before you went on
the cruise like this guy and so you thought the
cruise might you know we was having problems, get away
might make it better.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Before we met thing like we was having problem. Not Yeah,
I don't want to talk about this.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
This is like some.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Ragged and memory lane as.

Speaker 10 (01:12:30):
No, I ain't never did anything like that. First of all,
only beef I'm eating is on the plane. You can't
be beef before we go. I never did anything like this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Come on, see if I here to tell you that
I've gone on several vacations, Yes, sir, and wanted to
break up this soda vacation, wanted to break up on
the vacation, stayed and went on some more vacation till
finally he's talking about he would be mad if he

(01:13:04):
spent three thousand h I've lost millions in bad vacations
and breakup. So no, son, Sometimes you try to save it.
You try to go out there and you know, maybe
this we get some time away alone. But that's the
best way to find out if you really belong with somebody.

(01:13:27):
Go somewhere where there's no distractions.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
It's just you and him.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Marjorie and I have a running joke we knew we
were meant to be each other when we went to
Bora Bora because Bora Bora has nothing to do. Bora
bora is a Latin word that means boring, boring, And.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Boy, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
That's a good way to find out if you belong
to think if you can pay three thousand to get
out and learn that information, money well spent.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Yeah, wow about lesson?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
All right, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, so Steve, this is from Quinn in Norfolk.
Quinn says, I was sitting in my car smoking weed
with a guy from work. My husband found a small
part of the joint in my car that evening after
he filled up my tank for me. He told me

(01:14:24):
that he found the weed in my car and he
was very upset with our teenage son after assuming it
was our son's weed. He yelled at our son, but
he kept denying it that it was his. He kept
denying that it was his, and I can't allow my
son to be punished from my mistake. How do I
tell my husband that I picked up a new habit
at the age of forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Well, let me tell you something. How stupid is your husband?
Your wife smoked weed.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
You can't smell it in her clothes, She in the car,
nobody at work smoking weed with a do Now. I
don't know why you think this weed smoking going, but
it is mo the weed smoking. But you're in the
car smoking weed, and the people at the job don't
know it, and your husband don't know it. But now

(01:15:10):
when you tell it, here's a strong suggestion you leave
the part out about you was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
In the car with your male co worker smoking weed.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
I strongly suggest you leave that part out because I
can promise you it ain't finna be about the weed,
no at all. Okay, that's just a suggestion. And you
can't let your son take the hit for this tuck.
You gotta say it. Well, but she gotta go straighten
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Yeah, how's she going to do that though? Because he's
he already listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Me, it wasn't him. I was smoking weed in the car.
He can't whip you. You can't put your own person.
Just tell him I was smoking weed in the cars
having long day and I smoked weed. Then tell him
you gotta plug and give him the number.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Did you say in.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
A huge herminology, you know what I'm saying, Oh, smoke
weed and everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
No do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
All right, So we have time for another one. This
one's from Lawrence and Dothan H. Laurence says, I consider
myself a decent looking man, but I lost my girlfriend
to a guy with a receding hairline and a big stomach.
He looked like he looks like he's in the sixties,
and he doesn't have a great job or a nice car.
I'm the total package, and I can get another woman

(01:16:37):
today if I wanted one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
But I want her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I want my girlfriend back, and I don't know why
she left me for that guy. All she told me
is that we're not compatible. How can a man do
that to another man? Should I check him or not?

Speaker 12 (01:16:52):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
First of all, you need to we need to go
back read the opening statement you said.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Should Okay, I consider myself a decent looking man, but stop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Right there, stop right there. You need to face a
couple of facts. What you not as good looking as
you think you are?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
See, you gave yourself you said, I consider myself a
decent looking man. Decent, decent, ain't no description of nobody.
Hey man, how she looks?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
She decent?

Speaker 12 (01:17:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Decent?

Speaker 13 (01:17:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
I'm not where we could? I don't want I don't
want decent?

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Hey man?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Can you cook?

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Can you not an adequate word to describe nothing? Hey man,
we're gonna go on the road trip.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
You know how you can?

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
You drive good?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I'm decent, decent, We're definitely going here. You kill my
in this car. Decent.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
You get on the ad plane, you asked the problem, sir,
how long have you been flying? Well, I'm decent, decent,
I'm gonna get off this light. Decent is not a
good way to describe anything.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
You said.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
You a decent looking man. Let's just start with you
probably ain't even cute. You probably ain't even good looking
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Well, Steve should have just gone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Now this man that you date, that's got a receiving
headline and a big stomach?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
What's his initials to his name?

Speaker 12 (01:18:24):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Because if you tell me it's k S, then I
know stomach Jr.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
We'll have more of the stoime.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I'm just asking who the initials.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Boy, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
Stephen's time to check your voicemail. If you would like
to leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven Steve.
This one's from DC, Steve Washington.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
D C.

Speaker 22 (01:19:03):
Good morning, Steve Harvey. This is Angela. I'm calling from
d C.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
I just wanted to.

Speaker 22 (01:19:10):
Comment you and your wife on such a beautiful photo.
I love you guys so much. You guys are awesome. Man,
y'all stepped out that hotel. Yes, love you guys. Listen
to you w h U R and d C. Take care.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Oh Angela, I will thank you for your voice. You
know I love that dog.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Sexy Kvosiate lookye strike yeah, cobosiate what looky strike? She's
lookye strike.

Speaker 19 (01:19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
That's a deep sexy head. But you know what a
man can I tell you some You know, people be
talking about my fashion and stuff. I'm married to a
check that stayfler. I'm talking about when this girl, this
girl was doing Lady Love's contour when Instagram first came out.
She was the only one doing that kind of stuff.

(01:20:09):
Margie was doing that. Lady Love's contol was just posting
fashion items.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
That's the chick I'm with. I have no choice but
to be fly pulled myself together.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Yeah, I look like the old fat man with the
younger girl at y'all, Mardrie thirty three, cause she.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Ain't anyway, heale, she looks beautiful. Thank you for your call.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
It is time now for would you rather Would you
rather breathe fire when you talk?

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
I've got a pardon to do that right now, dragon?
Oh what's b or?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Would you rather talk through your teeth? Talk through your teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I rather talk through my teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Yeah, I rather talk through.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Burn all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Would you rather your Internet browsing history be revealed or
your call call logs be revealed? Internet browsing? You gonna
quit all logging phone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Questions right here? You're gonna be doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Obviously you have a problem with one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Or both, you know, Yeah, yeah, because I don't know
how to look up hair stuff I need anyway, I
ain't real text savage, So hell, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
So you're going to give up your call call log
on your phone?

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:22:24):
Okay, wait, so you don't no phone, I'm giving up
the browsing browsers.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
You want to keep your phone, You want to keep.

Speaker 8 (01:22:35):
Your You know, I got way too much going on.
I got my phone program. When I die, it's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Say, And I ain't really got no names with no
codes in it either, so you know exactly who the
hell out?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Because I be the forgot who to hell the hold?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
But wait, let's not miss this moment though, What, nephew,
when you die.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
What it's gonna self destruct?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Your phone? Just catch fire? What is on Tommy's phone?

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Matter of fact, I want my phone As a.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Matter of fact, if something had time to time to
just give me your phone, right, your phone, your uncle man?
All right, let me get a sick on the glass
of Kanye can sit down and go through it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
And be holly, roll it up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Here's one. Would you rather be in a bad relationship
a bad relationship for the rest of your life?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Excuse me say it again?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the
rest of your life? Or would you rather be single forever?

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
B B B B.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I thought you what would be?

Speaker 19 (01:23:49):
You're not miserable bad relations but you're still You'll still
get sex though in a bad relationship single?

Speaker 13 (01:23:59):
You want to?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
You see the show?

Speaker 12 (01:24:05):
All all right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
All thes be different? Steve? Is that drake? You and
d that ain't no drunk?

Speaker 13 (01:24:24):
All?

Speaker 22 (01:24:25):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
That's today's roundup? Would you rather coming up? It is
the last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey's closing remarks.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
All right, it is time now for the last break
of the day. That's where we are, and of course
on the last break we let Steve close out the
show with his remarks. Go ahead, Steve, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
What, I just want to say something encouraging to people,
because so many people out there, you know, I look
at Instagram and I watch people, and I listen to people,
and I get so many calls now and so many
tech business and so many things. I run up into

(01:25:46):
people that say, hey, man, we really look up to you, Jess.
Yesterday I got off a plane and young man says, sir,
excuse me, I just want you to know we look
up to you. Thank you man for saying so many
things you say, and you know that really mattered to me.
And as I've gotten older, I've started to understand more

(01:26:09):
and more my position and my mission in life, and
part of it is to be encouraging and informative for
those that still trying to find their way, because I
know what it's like to not know your way. I
know what it's like to feel the frustration of wanting
something to happen and nothing seems to happen. But all

(01:26:31):
those times that I felt like nothing was seeming to
be happening, it was actually going down at that very moment.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
It actually was.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
It just takes experienced time and age to look back
on it and see exactly what was happening to you
was in preparation of what was going to happen to
you later on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
And so it became imperative that you understood.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
That the things that happen in your past are in
direct correlation with where you want it to be today.
And I wanted to do these closing remarks to encourage
people that there is a process that all of us
are in a process, and I have to remind myself
of that oftentimes. Also, how many times have I set

(01:27:25):
a goal for myself without asking God to give me
the proper guidance in that goal and direction, because when
I ask God for something, he usually does it in
a way that I didn't even see how, or I
didn't even think of. I give you an example. I
put something on my vision board about six years ago maybe,

(01:27:49):
and when it's involving a franchise, I'll just leave it
at that. And that's what I said, Man, I'd love
to have a franchise like this. I loved to have
a few of these. Well, that was my goal, and
I put it on my vision board. Years later, I
actually ended up doing a benefit for the franchise. Then

(01:28:15):
I actually formed a relationship with the guy that owns
the franchise, and I started using some of his facilities
to do something else that God had wanted me to
do that I didn't know. I'm being very vague because
I just don't want to give up the story, the name,
but just understand what I'm saying. All I wanted was

(01:28:37):
a franchise. What God intended for me to be was
something different. And so then eventually I ended up owning
something of the franchise, but it wasn't a franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
It's the craziest thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Now, All of this happened because later on in life,
I stopped worrying about what I wanted and I started
asking God to show me what he wanted from me.
And even though I was in the right direction, I
wasn't thinking big enough, and what God ended up giving
me was far bigger than what I had wanted. The

(01:29:20):
lesson I learned is the lesson I'm trying to tell
you about today. You can have your dreams and aspirations
as you should, but open yourself up to the will
of God so you could see what God got for you.
Because I am telling you, man, you can't out plan God.
You came out thinking, and you shown came out doing so.

(01:29:42):
While you on Instagram flexing and fronting and acting like
you this and acting like you this, why don't you
go to God in honesty and tell him the truth. Hey,
you know what, God, I'm really a little bit broken
right now. I'm really been going through some things and
I'm struggling, and Hey God, I just wanted to te
I tell you, man, just between me and you, when

(01:30:03):
I ain't flexing and I ain't fronting, I'm actually confused.
I need some understanding I need your wisdom. I need
your guidance, man, because I'm tired of being confusing, but
I'm acting like I'm okay. I need some help. You
know something, y'all gonna tell y'all something. Prayer works, man,
Prayer really does work. Prayer change is things, but prayer

(01:30:26):
change people too. Think about that for a minute. Think
of all the ways you try to project yourself, but
then the reality of it is. Man, I've had to
slow myself down so many times and say, God, make
me the man you want me to be. Come on, Man,

(01:30:48):
just make me who you want me to be. This
idea I have for myself, I could be selling it short.
This idea that I have for myself may not be
in your will. This idea I have for you for
myself may not be in your timing. I'm just asking you, God,
if you could just step ahead from me, Man, just
help me out. I'm tired. I'm tired of getting it wrong.

(01:31:11):
I'm tired of perpetrating. I'm tired of flexing. I'm tired
of acting like I'm something that i'm not. I'm tired
of showing people the good side so they'll think I'm
just fine. I'm really hurting over here. I really need
some help. I'm just coming to you straight up and
just saying, hey, could you fix me? Because I don't
know how. The first the first idea of solving a

(01:31:35):
problem is the first admitting that you have for y'all
think about that today. Okay, those are my closing remarks.
Hope that help somebody today. Y'all have a great day. Hey, listen,
don't forget talk to God. He would love to hear
from God for real.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
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