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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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At all at all, So don't given them back.
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A million busy.
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Listening to.
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To I don't joy.
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Joy, you don't do that.
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Love?
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Turn you gotta turn?
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Well I can't.
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I got to turn about turn you probably got to turn.
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Mount the turn out a wad of the morning up.
Look me, come me.
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Come out.
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You think that, huh? I sure will?
Speaker 9 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice? Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Here we go today. I think I have
something for a lot of people today, at least I
hope I do. And this is about on your journey,
And this is about something that happens to us all.
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I mean, what happens to all of us from time
to time when we get discouraged, What happens to all
of us when we feel like quitting, What happens to
all of us when we have that turnback moment. What
happens to all of us when it don't seem like
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it's going to pan out? Because I want you to
understand something that everyone, every single living soul, has those
thoughts about something some point in their life. I mean,
you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about things not
happening as fast as I like them. All things don't
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pan out the way I would like for them to
have panned out. I mean, it's so many ways to
get discouraged. But what my encouragement to you is when
discouragement comes is understand this. It is a part of
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the growth process. It is a test. It is a
test of your faith. How bad you want it, do
you really believe? That's all faith is is simply and
I've said this how many times. Faith is the belief
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in things that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes,
set comes, it is a test of your faith. At
least it's been that way for me. Now other people
can explain it another way. I'm not other people. I
can only give it to you the way it has
come to me and throughout my life and man or
man or man discouragement sometimes it's tough to.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Deal with.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Because it seems at times when you were discouraged that
it is so absolute that this means the end, and
if you allow it to set in, it can be
just that the end of you when merely merely, it
was a test, that's all it is. But the majority
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of people that I know who are not successful or
who have told me the story of how they gave up,
it was because at a moment of discouragement that they
allowed it to set in and it became so engulfing
that it became the reason why you shouldn't finish. And
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then they started justifying it with hit the one that
I hate to hear. Well, if it's God's will, excuse me.
If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's
will that you're not successful. If it's God's will that
you lay down and give up, it's God's will that
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you allow yourself to amount to, not to not reach
your potential. That's God's will. That's not the God I know.
That's not the God I serve. That's not the God
I've read about. That's not the God I believe in.
I'm sorry. I just my mother always taught me something
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that he didn't bring me this far to leave me.
I just don't believe that, not for a second. Now
have I convinced myself for some things, Yep? Have I
allowed the devil to come into the picture and paint
a different one from it. Yep, yep, I've done all
of that, But you can't blame that on God. Now,
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come on, So when discouragement comes, try to look at
it if you can, as a test of your faith,
and you merely have to pass the test. It could
be for a day, a half a day, a few hours,
a week, a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody
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know how long the test period is. Your job is
to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith
and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive.
That's your job. If you do that, that's how you
pass the test. It could be over tomorrow, it could
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be over in two weeks, it could be over in
a month.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You don't know. But all you got to do is
wake up and keep the faith and fight the discouraging.
And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
This is the part I know about for show because
how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in
order to get to where God wanted me to be.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, I
think of the outcome.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
When I get discouraged about a task, I think about
the outcome Man, what would it be like if I
were to complete the task?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What would it be like? Man? What would the outcome
be for me if I hung loan in there? If
I didn't give up.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
If I imagine, I imagine if I don't quit, I
imagine if I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Give up, what would it be like?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Suppose everything I'm hoping for comes true.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
But if I don't quit and give up, that might
just be the case. I start talking to myself like that,
I think of what the upside is. What's the upside
to stay in with it? You see, all this is
the same thing. I'm just giving you different ways to
look at it. I'm saying the exact same thing over
and over. But I'm just trying to find the switch
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that connects in your mind where you can say, Okay, man,
I'm gonna hang in there. Because if you think of
the outcome and the outcome is appealing to you, if
you imagine what it would be like if you don't
give up or you don't quit, if you think only
of what the upside is to stay in with it,
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and then I go, where can this lead to? If
I stay with it, man, and the outcome comes true?
What else could that lead me to? Because I mean,
there's always more to it. So where else could this
lead me to? What are the possibilities?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Man?
Speaker 9 (08:54):
What are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have
in store for me? If I just hang in there,
if I pass this test of faith? If I just
pass this test, now, it ain't gonna be the only one.
But you gotta get past this one. No, then you
gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one.
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It's gonna be another one. Life ain't nothing but a
series of tests.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Man.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Man, when you're thinking about giving up, when you're discouraged,
think of the outcome. Imagine what it would be like
if you don't quit, if you don't give up, what's
the upside to staying with it? Where can this all
lead to? What can this get you to? If you
do this and you get to where you think you
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want to be? Oh my god, what's after that? What
are the limitless and endless possibilities of holding on to
your faith?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
What could really be out there for me?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
If I just passed this test, you gotta talk yourself
into hanging in there.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to give thanks
and honor to an almighty God for waking us up
this morning, starting us on our way and closing our
right mind. I remember that from old church days. Yeah,
that was standing opening of any testimony. The funniest testimony
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wasn't the funniest one. I've seen some funny ones over
my lifetime, But the funniest testimony was the ladies to
it up said I want to thank to God for
blessing me.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Thank you for Bishopvonna. First, lady, I want to thank God.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
I was driving on the freeway last night and a
car passed me, Thank you Jesus, and she sat down.
I couldn't breathe. I was fifteen, and that, to me
was the funniest thing I had ever seen. Yeah, and
that was it, boy, Me and my nephew was on
that front row woot at a Richard Prior concert Hollway,
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shelton
Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend
that is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
My Zoom is froze it off om here Junior yeah,
I'm sorry. I ain't mean to disturb you. Can you
see me? No, you're gone, You're gone.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
Okay, Well I thought with them glasses on, you still
might be able to pick me up. What's on your
mind today, Junior?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I oh? Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Life is life?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It ain't it? Yeah? Get yourself? Come on, Junior, start
right here, Come on. Yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
I knew it today. I didn't want to say nothing.
I thought it was the glasses. But go ahead, Jr.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I have to wear glasses now.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
But I got turned into the elders of my family.
Everything you said, they said the same thing. You can't
put your hands on.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, you can't. And you you thought, how did you
think it was gonna go?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Though?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I thought I was gonna be a hero. Let me
ask you something, Junior.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
You watch the news a lot, don't you, Yes, sir,
Ever seen on the news somebody a hero for choking
the crackhead?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Jr?
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Ever seen that story? Ever there chokes our crackhead? Details
at eleven keys to the city will be appointed. We'll
give you the details right there.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Left.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Ever heard that?
Speaker 9 (12:38):
No, sir, that's because you don't get points for choking
people who ain't doing well, Junior, Now you've learned. Yeah,
that's the thing that comes with your new role as
to senior man in the family. It's called responsibility and discernment.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Can I can? I still be a great person. That's
why I'm working on the now.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You lost no once you do that, and once you
choke somebody out at a cookout.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Thanksgiving dinner, Steve.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, And that's a big holiday, Junior,
for a chokeout.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You see what you did. Choke normally occur at cookouts.
Said you get invited to next years Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
I can't go back right now, all right?
Speaker 10 (13:36):
Sorry, coming up in thirty two minutes after we will
hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
right after this.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I ain't losing, no fighting, No thanks, you're.
Speaker 11 (13:46):
Listening hard morning show.
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local Verizon. It is time now for the nephew to
run that prank back. Nephew, what do you have for
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us today on the middle. Yeah, you know, I hate
to be the barrel of bad news I do.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
I hate to bring you this, but I got to
call and tell you because this is some information that
you need to know.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You married your brother? You married? Yeah, come on that,
you know. I gotta tell you this. You gotta know that.
We gotta stop it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, not marry your brother, hug your brother.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's go get up.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is she
Hi Carming. My name is Keith. Keep calling you from
insurance group? Oh Hi, how are you good? You and
your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is that right?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yes, it's Harvey.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Okay. You guys actually put applications and actually went in
and got your physicals done for.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Life insurance, right, Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.
I have you all lab results and everything as far
as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
of you guys at the same time, U N. Harvey?
Is that possible?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can
get him.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
On the phone.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Okay, it would be uh, it'd be kind of easy
if I kind of explained everything to both of you
guys at the same time. Is that if that's okay?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So I'm wrong?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need
to just try to bring a few things to you
guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's
pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But
I just wanted to let you know a few things
about you know, the results and things of that nature. Life, insurance,
the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, Well, heard on.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Let me stop talking to him the phone.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Hey babe, Hey, sweetheart, Look, I got the insurance people
on the line.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
They want to get.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Both of us on the phone to talk to us
about the insurance stuff.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh cool, cool, cool, Hey Harvey, how you doing this?
Is Keith keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Good with that?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Men?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Keith?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Good? Good? Listen. And I wanted to give you guys
a call and kind of follow up. It's tell you
guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,
and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's
kind of bet if I talk to both of you
guys at the same time. So do you have a
minute that we could actually use a kind to get
some of this information out to you.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna break right now.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
I'm good.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your
lab rezos back everything, and I kind of got a
few questions for you guys that I that I'm a
little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been
married years? Okay, now prior to being married three years?
How long did you guys know each other before you
got married? Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Wold you say about five and a half? Five six years?
About six years?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Okay? You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
to nine years now all together.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up
in the same hometown?
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I mean, I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is
this about the insurance or well, I mean.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
There's a few things. That's actually puzzling Karmen that we
need to this. This is some news I actually didn't
want to bring you, guys. I mean we have to.
I have to actually give you this news. Looking at
our records, looking at all the test results, and let
me be the person tell you that we run these
results over and over and over, trying to make sure
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we are completely one hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
A problem with the test.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen, it's indicating
that you guys are related, and nine times out of
ten you are. You guys are siblings? Man? What And
I understand the shock it took me. It took everything
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I had to make this phone call. I did not
want to make it. But looking at our records and
we went over these records over and over and then
and the blood work tells us that you guys are
actually siblings.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Are you serious, man?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I'm actually I'm you know what this is not that
This is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter.
You know, Like I said, I did not want to
call with this information.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
What you did make the call?
Speaker 10 (18:39):
Man?
Speaker 14 (18:40):
Look, I don't know what you need to go back
and and and double check your records or something because
you been married.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Three brief check with the lab man. Can you check
with the lab and like Paul is back, Harvey.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
And I and I and I knew those questions would
have come up, and we we went over We went
over it and over and over it.
Speaker 14 (19:02):
Y'all need to go over it again because I'm gonna
I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Know, baby, I got this. You make the call and
this gotta be wrong. So what you need to do
is make another call and called a lab and call
us back and let us know that you either you
know they made a mistake of sh you're talking about
me and my wife.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Uh, and I understand that hard all right? Let me
ask you this is it possible? You know? And this
is just a question. Is it possible that your dad
and maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And what.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
You're saying for my mom and.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Dad, that's some straightened look at.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
You need to have to go back and do whatever
you need to do.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
What you say something like that again, I'll tell you
my baby's gonna be coming down that beat you.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
But answer like that, hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby,
I don't know, baby, I got this.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I got a baby.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I gotta baby. I gotta how he's gonna call me
with you? What you find people do like that?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Ain't all I'm hearing, sir, is bringing you the result?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Why don't you bring me the results in personal and
that I whoop you.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
That's what I'm talking about beating Hey, sir, even if
you beat the.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Messenger at the end of the day, that's still your sister.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
At the end of the day, I'm gonna womp you.
I don't care what he's talking about.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Not he ain't my brother.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Ba.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I'm gonna find out what you whatever, you will go
you in, you gonna call me time out? We brother,
this my wife. I am doing that. Son.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake and you
guys a brother and sister got married. I'm not at
far for that.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, let me tell you that, don't you make a
mistake of colleague. He's in one of these numbers again
in your life.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
So I got one more result I do need to
get you got.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
All that all, what you've been talking about them?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What else you got to say?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Now that's gonna be working me.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prayed by your girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I told you, like, I.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Got one more thing. I got to ask both of
y'all what is the baddest And I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
More.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
I'm through, be back at our, I'm through all right,
King of Pranks, Thank you?
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Coming up next, it is asked the CLO or Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
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ask the COLO, our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Kayan Dayton writes, my husband prefers sexy time in the morning,
and I'm okay with it, but he insists that I
shower beforehand. I'd have to wake up earlier to shower
before and after sex, so I won't be late for work.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Why is he trying to regulate when I take my showers?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Whow is any of that ourbiousness? That's like you know
this later?
Speaker 10 (23:06):
You know?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Why are you trying to you trying to tell me
how to shower? Look, I don't I don't really know how.
That's how, that's our business. This ain't no, you don't
have a problem with getting frisky in the morning. That
ain't the problem you ain't it ain't insistent that you
be frisky.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That ain't the problem.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
You talking about whether you need to shower or nothing,
and he assists that you shower first.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Hey, ma'am Sharlie, what's the next question? I don't care.
Speaker 11 (23:46):
Went down, Just say all right, Troy and Charlotte.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Celo says, I'm having an affair with a younger woman,
and every time we have sex she asks from ask
me for money or she wants me to buy or something.
When we met, she was fine with dinner and drinks
before sex. Was she asking for money? Why is she
asking for money and gifts? Now?
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Why?
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Because dog, you are a sugar daddy? Why you don't
understand this part right here? You're an affair with a
younger woman.
Speaker 11 (24:24):
She thinks she likes him for him, she don't like.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
You.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
Oh, you are means to an end. You are supposed
to be a benefit package. This is an exchange you're having.
Listen to me, Dog, listen to me. You are participating
in the oldest profession known on record. It's a form
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of it, and you are participating in it. And you
can call it what you want to call it. First
of all, she ain't your wife. You think she gonna
give you what you want without you giving her what
she want?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Work? How does that work.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
It's an affair.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
She's much younger, So there you go.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
This affair has a label to it. You are a
sugar daddy. I don't know how old you are, bro,
but you're older than her.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, listen to me.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
If Tommy myself were out there, wiley, guess what we'd
have to be sugar daddies.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That would be. I would be such a low budget
sugar daddy. See and now Tommy he you know tight,
So that's it all right.
Speaker 10 (25:55):
Moving on to Teresa in Seattle, Risa writes, I overheard
my stepdad and my boyfriend talking about women. My stepdad
said he hates he's married because a lot of women
want to sleep with him. Really, he told my boyfriend
not to ever get married. Can I tell my mom
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that her husband is unhappy? And he gave my boyfriend
bad advice about marriage.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Wow, Well they.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Own your boy they own them, they want them.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
They come and they didn't want me. Now I'm hot.
They're all on you.
Speaker 11 (26:34):
Yeah, which I wasn't married.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's probably not true.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Let him just go go out on the nails. You
knew how they wanted me.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Well, I got him draped over there like a bad
set of curtains, man, don't get married.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I think it's a conversation. You really just need to
leave alone.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
She overheard it, Yes, she overheard it, and she's considering
telling her mom what she heard or what she overheard
her dad say.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
It's her stepdad. Yeah, I don't think you need to
say that in that jokeing why would ladies get information?
They just can't hold it and use it today? Knowledge?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Why they got to say something immediately? Well here's why.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Why do men probably doesn't care when the dog?
Speaker 11 (27:36):
Why are men always saying stupid stuff?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You know?
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Shirley answered the question, don't deflect with another question. Tommy
asked you why y'all can hold water while.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Y'all say something stupid? Because we stupid? We're not denying it.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
All right?
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Last one, Steve, This is from Misha or Yeah, Misha
and Philly. Misha writes, I had a work trip, so
I cooked all day on Sunday to leave meals for
my husband and two kids. When I got back home
three days later, my food was untouched. They said they
ate fast.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Food every day.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
I was so hurt. How could they all take me
for granted?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Wow? Now they didn't take you for granted. Oh no,
what she cooked this is a lesson.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Then what's the lesson?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
They don't really care for you'll cook it. You were
going to say that, saying about gratitude and nothing.
Speaker 10 (28:45):
She cooked all day Sunday so she could leave meals
for her family.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
And what did you cook home for three days?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
She didn't say, and.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
And and the key and the daddy probably like, man,
it's much quicker to just stop and grab some fast
food than to heat.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
His food up.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yep, they're getting the number one.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah. Oh and let me tell you something else. They
opened that pot up, they saw what you made.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
That daddy.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And he didn't want it either. Yeah, anybody want that?
Speaker 11 (29:27):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
So she's saying they took her for granted. What's your
response to that.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
One, Well, they didn't take you for granted.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
You know, kids don't really know the work that goes
into cooking, so they didn't take you for granted.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Your husband was actually grateful and and but here's the problem.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
You you got to go on the trip you had,
you had some free time, you got away from the
family and kids, enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Come back, you know.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
See me, Now, i'd have dumped all that food into garb.
But you'd never knew who was at Windy's. But that's like,
that's like you're sure the cooking invitos. Oh stop playing,
you know, you know.
Speaker 10 (30:06):
First of all, that's never gonna happen. I'll have it
catered and invite.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
You over, Shirley, if you invite me over, dinner's s
six already know about eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I be there. He'll be late.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
We're not here, all right, thank you, Clo. Coming up
at the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment
news for you right after this. You're listening to Steve
Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
Well.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Netflix says that they have the necessary rights to all
footage used in the Sean Combs The Reckoning docu series.
According to USA Today, Netflix said they had offered an
interview to Ditty, which he declined. Diddy's team has since
argued that the biased Netflix production used quotes stolen footage
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that was never authorized for release. They said, we also
learned in part one of the docuseries, we did we
learned this. Bad Boy Records co founder Kirk Burrows claims
did he slapped his own mother and called her B
word when she asked him about the fatal stampede at
a New York City event that Diddy promoted back in
(31:21):
nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
We all remember that Sean Comb's The Reckoning is produced by.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Ditty's rival fifty and the four part series of streaming
right now on Netflix. I think it's number one or
number two on Netflix. Really good before Yeah, docuories.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Is Eddie.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
You know something too? His mom prison?
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Yeah, Well, you trying to stop what you're serving time.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You've got a little over three more years to go, bru.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
You got a lot of problems you gotta deal with
between now and your release date.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Netflix is the least of your problems.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
Yeah, because it shows a lot of backstory and stuff
like that, and stuff that I can understand that he
wouldn't want out there.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
You got to see the series.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
The biggest problem that Puffy got right now, is it somehow,
some way they get a copy.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Of that Netflix in prison. That that right there? That right?
You know, but slapping your mother call her?
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah at all at all? Well, they have phones in prison.
Speaker 9 (32:52):
All you got to do is pay a guard now
to get your phone with the Netflix app downloaded.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
On what happens if they see this and their opinion
about him, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Man, they got nothing else to do, and you can't
go nowhere. Yeah man, And you're.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
Dealing with some people in here, man that had to
live on a different cold. It's some people in here
man that if they find out you slapped your mama,
they got a.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Problem with you. That's it. It's crazy because.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Criminals have a cold. And I'm telling you, man, women
and children is off limits. If if you abuse a
woman and that's your.
Speaker 15 (33:38):
Case, that they really don't need to see it, then
well that's why he's in there. Yeah, and they know that, right,
But I guess knowing it and seeing it different, I
just understand.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
How you get your mom raise.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
That's so I can't do you know, man, at sixty eight,
there isn't a person on this earth that can even
talk about my mom.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And I'll hearn it. You can't even and my mama
think on you can't even say nothing about him. I'm
not letting you do that. Oh that's right, hit heart
as you should exactly, That's right, that's.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
Right, yeah, yeah, unthinkable, all right.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
In other entertainment news, according to iHeart Music News, ray
J has called out jay Z and Beyonce for allegedly
not showing enough love to assister Brandy during her tour.
Jay and B have been spotted at a couple of
stops during the Boy's Mind tour with Brandy, Monica, Kelly Roland,
(34:44):
and others. Be took photos with Monica and Patty LaBelle backstage.
Ray J posted a video basically saying jay Z and
B didn't stop by Brandy's dressing room to never say
what's up. Ray J emphasized that his sister Brandy didn't
know he d the video and admit it she would
probably be upset with him if she found out. Social
(35:04):
media users posted questionable comments on Brandy's ig page, and
her management team posted that Brandy's Instagram account was previously compromised,
but all is fixed now, doesn't Rachel?
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I have other problems though right now, man?
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Because Thanksgiving, Yes, he pulled a gun or he said
he didn't, but yeah, yeah, lost his mind?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
What is he doing?
Speaker 9 (35:30):
I think that's what's happening, because he doing all this
stuff about sexuality and who is and that.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Hey, bro, bro, what's happening?
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
What's haddening right about? Who's who?
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Y'all know?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yon and jay Z went to see Kelly.
Speaker 11 (35:47):
Okay, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It is crazy.
Speaker 11 (35:55):
All right, Carlo, you have some more music news.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
For us, but you guess okay, so yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Let me tell you guys this, so you know, pop
singer Sabrina Carpenter is very upset with the Trump administration.
The White House posted a video showing Ice agents arresting
people and they were using Sabrina Carpenter's song, and the
White House caption reads, have you tried this one? Referencing
to one of the lyrics of her songs. So, Sabrina Carpenter,
(36:23):
she clapped back. She posted a statement saying this video
is evil and disgusting. Don't do not ever involve me
or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda. The White
House responded to Sabrina Carpenter, we won't apologize for deporting
dangerous criminal, illegal, murderous rapists, pedophiles from our country. Anyone
(36:45):
who would defend these sick monsters must be stupid or
is slow.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
You to use her music.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
Yeah, for all of the people that you're deporting that
are not any of the above listed things, you said it, yes,
because the majority of people that they're deporting do not
fit into the category that they claim to be clearing
the country out of thanks checking records or nothing.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
They're just picking people up.
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Man. All right, coming number twenty minutes after, we're gonna
talk about the quarter zip trend.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (37:28):
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but you know it's even harder getting the right gift.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
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your local Verizon. All right, are you guys aware of
this quarters zip fashion trend? I know you are a
stone because you're so into fashion.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, well yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
It's a trend that originated from a viral TikTok video
featuring Jason Guyamfi and Richard Minor from the Bronx with
over twenty three million views. Twenty three million views, These
two young guys got Jason, a computer science graduate from
Allegheny College, recognizes the need to enhance his professional image
(38:31):
during job interviews. Young black men all over the country
are embracing this trend. Quarter zips are knit like collar
design with a quarter zip length. This style is often
associated with the preppy and business casual wear layered over
a button down shirt with slacks and loafers. Young black
men are now opting for quarter zips instead of Nike
(38:54):
tech jackets. Furthermore, they are pairing this look with Macha
green tea, promoting a healthy beverage choice over sugary drink.
Speaker 11 (39:02):
So what what what's your thoughts on that, Steve?
Speaker 9 (39:05):
I mean, I think it's dope, you know, yeah, but
you know, great appearance. I think it's dope. Man, it's old,
but I think it's dope us you know. I mean
it's you know how many times I don't done that?
But that's not but to make it trendy, I think
it's really really slick. My hat's off to the young
(39:26):
brothers that's doing it. That's making cats more aware.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Now, I'm not fitna drink no cream green tea with it.
That ain't that ain't what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
The look.
Speaker 9 (39:36):
I still like single Mount Scotch and a cigar. You know,
quote zip up. You know you old gangs are like
that smoking jacket.
Speaker 10 (39:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Junior j you got the new preppy glasses. You would
look good in the quarters. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
I have some sweaters quarters in.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
You know you haven't been talking much this morning since
you got your new but you know, trying to see.
Speaker 12 (40:08):
It's like we talked about a quartership. It's like my cousin,
even though you have on a quarter hip, you.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Still went to jail. What does that mean?
Speaker 8 (40:17):
You can pramp up all you want, we still know
you're went to jail.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Okay, okay, this story is positive.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yes, he could wear one, he's still with the jail.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
It ain't positive for him.
Speaker 11 (40:38):
You know, Junior's family. He's always telling you like a
family moment.
Speaker 7 (40:42):
You know what I like about this quartership? Ain't no
where you're wearing your pants hanging off your buttet at
least got that.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think the tree is outstanding.
Starting gradually for young cats. Man, it's just taking care
of your appearance and I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah, all quit sag.
Speaker 11 (41:07):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Hey, stick us off that hat.
Speaker 11 (41:12):
Hey, kids are mad.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Kids are mad because of this allowance inflation. We'll talk
about that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, so let's talk about parenting in today's
you know, let's have a discussion about this. Inflation is
making everything harder to afford these days. We know that,
(41:37):
and even young kids. Our young kids have noticed, which
is why they're asking for a raise. Have you noticed
that kids are asking for raises in their allowance now?
Kids say rising costs of sneakers, clothes, video games, fast food, coffee, drink,
snacks at school events are.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
All on the rise.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
So new poll by Talker Research finds at three out
four parents give their kids an allowance, usually starting at
around the age of ten. Mostly give cash, but some
parents use apps or prepaid debit cards. Two thirds of
parents say they give an allowance to teach kids about
money and financial responsibility. Others say it's a reward for
(42:17):
things like doing chores or getting good grades. Great, So
here's a question. Did you get an allowance when you
were a kid? First of all, did you guys get
an allowance?
Speaker 8 (42:28):
How could.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
You didn't get an allowance?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Steve?
Speaker 9 (42:32):
No, okay, Well do you they to me about money
from the get go was we ain't got none, and
neither do you?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Are we clear?
Speaker 8 (42:46):
But at you now? Are we?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Everybody? We ain't got none and neither to you? Now?
Speaker 9 (42:57):
Going out there, get yourself a paper, oute, find yourself
some work and get yourself some money.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
Well yeah, so do you give your kids allowances? Do
you do your kids have allowance?
Speaker 7 (43:12):
My kids do, and your grandkids and it be on
Apple pay. From what I understand this is my my
wife does this, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
Yeah, But I think my philosophy is, you know, I
don't think you should pay kids for good grades.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I don't know. I think that's your job as a student.
Never got no money in.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
For good grades.
Speaker 11 (43:36):
I give my grandkids.
Speaker 10 (43:37):
I do give them because they're Yeah, when they get
on a roll in straight a's I do.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
I treat them so you reward that. I tell you
what happened. That's your job.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
But I tell them that, I tell you what happened
to me. My grades were so bad one year I
got a C I got my report car. My daddy
bought me a bike.
Speaker 11 (44:06):
That's good things average. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
But he rewarded him on the best. That was the
best he.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Could at this boy right here.
Speaker 8 (44:22):
Oh my god, just keep.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
Grinding, Steve. You're gonna make your one day. Just keep grinding.
Speaker 9 (44:31):
My kids on adults and the allowances. They have jobs,
three of them, one two, two of them.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Worked for me.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, but when they were younger, When they
were younger.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Did you get they got allowances? They did? But what
they get it for nothing, just for being because your
daddy done made it.
Speaker 11 (44:57):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Hating the reason right there?
Speaker 10 (45:02):
Yourself an allowance, Steve, don't you give yourself an allowance?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah? I get I get paid. I would give I
get paid once a month.
Speaker 11 (45:10):
You pay yourself for yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, and Marjorie, Marjorie gets paid once a month.
Speaker 11 (45:17):
Okay, yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
To the party. Welcome to the party. I know you
know you have to you have to have your business.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
You have to pay yourself. Okay, okay, all right, Margine,
ever stay at her check?
Speaker 11 (45:38):
Oh she goes out a bunchet.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
A month, Steve, Well, do you have money enough for yours? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (45:50):
I have from my paycheck. I'm never out of money. Ever,
I don't care because I was so poor. I know
once I get to another level, when I get to
a certain level, lead that money into account. I don't ever.
It ain't ever in the negative. I had a whole life.
(46:10):
You'll be doing that, do you know. I always have
some money. I'm not saying you know how much, but
I'm never just broke.
Speaker 11 (46:19):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (46:26):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it is my strawberry letter for it today,
and the subject is I love the man that catfished me.
Speaker 11 (46:36):
We'll get into that and find out what that's all
about and justify.
Speaker 10 (46:41):
It's pretty good. Yeah, but right now the nephew is
here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what you got
for us?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, count Franks?
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Yeah, you know, just rubbed elbowls with all the executives
from the own networking. They showed me mad love, and
I just really hope they're not listening right now, because yeah, okay,
well y'all, y'all please bad with me the name of
(47:13):
this prank here. You know how they have Facebook, you
know another Facebook? You know that people do FaceTime, right
uh huh, yeah on your phone. This right here is
Booty Drop. This is Booty Drop.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
That's what the name is. This is you upload?
Speaker 7 (47:32):
I just I just I really hope they're not listening
right now. You just you upload your butt, you know,
and people just see people see your butt. You know
you can you can upload your butt. This is Booty Drop.
You drop your boy drop, just drop it, you know.
And yeah, I hope miss Van listening. It is.
Speaker 8 (47:51):
Hard.
Speaker 11 (47:53):
That's your own fix your life, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Booty driver. Here this cat.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read Jordan's please. This is
hey Jordan.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
How you doing this? K Dove? I'm calling you know,
we get somebody solicited your name for us.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
You know, we are a new social media outlet and
we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at eleven tomorrow morning,
and we gotta, you know, look like we're gonna get
a lot of followers and that this is gonna be
a big app. So kind of wanted to see if
you would be interested in being a part of the app.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
And what we got going, well, I don't even know
who would give you my information?
Speaker 6 (48:39):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (48:40):
I don't I don't know, I don't know who who's
who gave us your number or whatever, but they just
told us you would be good for being on the
on the app tomorrow morning. Like I said, we're find
go live, so we're trying to get pictures and videos
in today so we can give.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Them on tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
What is this app? You want some pictures?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (48:58):
Well see this app is this This app is called
Booty Drop, and what we do is people people. Yeah,
so what happens is people seending a video they dropping
their booty, or you could just send a picture of
you behind however you want to do it. You know
we're gonna make it look real good or whatever. But
you know you're gonna you know, you represent. But this
is the new social media outlet that people gonna be
communicating with. But this is Booty Drop and we're getting
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ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said, like
eleven o'clock tomorrow, it's gonna go. It's gonna go live,
so you'll be able to see yourself on there.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
What ain't about booty Drop?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (49:31):
You got me messed up.
Speaker 14 (49:33):
I don't drop no booty for nobody but my man.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Okay, so I don't know who told you. I was
gonna be on here, but I'm not doing no booty dropping.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Okay, so hold up, okay, hold on, hold on, hold up.
All right.
Speaker 7 (49:43):
First of all, somebody recommended you, you know, like I said,
hold on. Now, we got all the slides fieled except
for this one. So you know, I don't want to.
I don't want to have our app there, and then
we ain't got everything on that we need, so we
gotta have you to do this.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Look, well there's a lot of Okay, I'm not the
only ones you know, thank you. No, ain't gonna be
no booty.
Speaker 7 (50:05):
So I'm assuming you know I don't mean no harm
like I say this, Kate Dog, I don't mean no harm.
But let me ask you this here. So evidently you
must have a butt that people admire. If you know,
if they put your name on here, then you must
have a butt that they admire.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
I'm trying to be as gentleman as possible. You understand
I'm saying, Uh, is it a reason why you don't
want to, you know, participate?
Speaker 5 (50:25):
What?
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet.
Speaker 14 (50:29):
For some apps?
Speaker 5 (50:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
No, no, okay, So let me ask you this here.
You ain't.
Speaker 7 (50:34):
You ain't on none of the other social media outlests.
You don't have no pictures on there or nothing like that,
not with my booty. No, So you're just trying to
tell me that all your pictures are from the waist up.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm
not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it
for your app.
Speaker 7 (50:50):
But but, but see, you don't understand what booty drop
can do for you. Booty Drop. Booty Drop can bring
a lot of attention, you know to you. You know
you you're gonna meet a lot of people on this
booty Drop app. And that's what that's what I'm trying
to say is I don't want you to knock it.
Speaker 10 (51:05):
Tea.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
You tried it.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
Now, I say we put your booty on there for
the first week and you see how many hits you get,
and if you don't like it, then we take it down.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Just you know, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
You're not about to put my booty on no app
talking about giving it a week? You know I got
a brain, right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at
my booty for a week on the internet.
Speaker 7 (51:28):
All I'm saying is give your booty a week. That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Give your booty a week on appen.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
We could no not putting my booty on no Internet.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
So okay, are you insecure about yourself?
Speaker 13 (51:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
I feel great about myself.
Speaker 14 (51:42):
That's why I can say no.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Let me just say this to you.
Speaker 7 (51:45):
Now. Once Booty Drop blow up and become a a
big time social media then you know social outlet, then
you're gonna be wanting to get back on here. And
i'mnna be honest with your k doub I ain't gonna
want you on here no more because or the way you.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Acting with me.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
Now, well that's okay, k dub you do you booth,
it's not happening.
Speaker 14 (52:04):
I'll go ahead and follow y'all tomorrow, but I'm not
about to be on there.
Speaker 7 (52:08):
So you don't want to be a star. I'm trying
to make you a star, is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an
Instagram star from my booty jiggling. I'm okay, there's plenty
of people doing that already here You'll find somebody to
get that slot.
Speaker 7 (52:22):
I'm just trying to make you a star.
Speaker 11 (52:23):
That's all I'm trying to do.
Speaker 14 (52:25):
You know what I'm really well, I really want to
know is who'd have told you to call me this?
Speaker 5 (52:29):
Some more books?
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Nobody need this. You don't call me talking about you
want to see my booty?
Speaker 6 (52:35):
Who do you think I am? Better?
Speaker 9 (52:36):
Question?
Speaker 14 (52:36):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 4 (52:37):
This is some book? Uh, black women don't have trying
for this.
Speaker 14 (52:41):
You need to call talking about you're gonna pay some bills.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
That's what you need to call talking about. Don't call
me talking about no booties. I'm sorry, what don't me
talking about no booties? Call me talking about you want
to pay some student loans? Tell me you're trying to
pay a car note. Don't call me talking about you
want to see my booty on the internet. This is
so ridiculous, Like what is this book?
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (53:05):
Okay, okay, So I guess it's safe to say you
ain't gonna drop your booty.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
Ain't nobody dropping no booty.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
I'm launching this tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (53:13):
I'm launching a whole lot of booty tomorrow, and I'm
gonna have one space empty.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
You said, well, this is a great lesson in being
prepared starting early because you're gonna encounter some those brother No, but.
Speaker 14 (53:25):
Really, who I need to know who gave you my number?
Speaker 5 (53:28):
Like?
Speaker 7 (53:28):
Really?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Who thought that was a good idea?
Speaker 5 (53:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Really? Because you died in the question.
Speaker 14 (53:32):
I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
I need to know, like who, Like I said, I
don't know who gave you.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I don't know all that.
Speaker 7 (53:39):
My job is to get booty drop field and I'm
missing one booty. And here it is now. You know,
here is the day before I'm launching. Here it is now.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
You don't want to do it?
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Why?
Speaker 4 (53:49):
But I need to know who like do this?
Speaker 7 (53:52):
Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.
He said you would be.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Up for it.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Who is Prommy Tommy?
Speaker 7 (53:58):
Tommy told me you would drop that booty.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
For our for our booty drop Who would Tommy?
Speaker 7 (54:04):
Tommy nephew Tommy from The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Jordan,
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Speaker 7 (54:23):
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Speaker 14 (54:25):
I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down.
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I see you, I see you got me.
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You got me?
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Was that lid? I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (54:32):
Was look?
Speaker 3 (54:33):
You got me?
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Lit?
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It was a little up over here. Okay, okay, you
got me using words.
Speaker 14 (54:38):
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of the words.
Speaker 10 (54:43):
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Speaker 10 (55:40):
Coming up next, my Strawberry letter, the subject I love
the man that catfished me.
Speaker 11 (55:45):
We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 10 (56:53):
I love the man that catfished me. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm divorced and my children are grown. I hadn't dated
in years, but I figured I wouldn't have trouble meeting
someone because I'm still in my prime, and I don't
look like I'm fifty six. I decided to try online dating,
and I was honest on my dating profile. I used
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a current picture of myself and I added that I
am a grandma, so there would be no confusion about
my age. I quickly met a guy and he said
he wasn't big on texting, so he insisted that we
talk all the time. We have a lot in common,
and we're both interested in a long term relationship, not
necessarily marriage. After two months of talking, I wanted to
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meet him, but he was honest about his financial issues.
The financial issues he was having, and he said I'd
have to wait a while for him to come meet me.
I felt myself falling in love with him, so I
decided that our age we shouldn't have At our age,
we shouldn't have to wait for love. I purchased him
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a plane ticket to come meet me. That was when
he opened up and admitted that he was falling in
love with me too. I went to pick him up
from the airport and I described my car to him.
After a few minutes, I noticed a very tall, slightly chubby,
and very light skinned guy with a George Jefferson haircut,
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waving towards my car.
Speaker 11 (58:21):
It was my him in all of his pictures.
Speaker 10 (58:25):
He was buff and he had a fad style haircut,
and he was chocolate like I like my men. I
told him that he catfished me, and he got defensive
and said he could go back home. I allowed him
to stay because I honestly think that he's my person
and he's in love with me too. We've had a
few small hiccups since that day at the airport, but
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it's great to finally have a romantic partner. We're talking
about moving in together soon. Am I crazy for staying
with this guy after he catfished me?
Speaker 7 (58:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (58:59):
Yeah, yeah, And I definitely wouldn't rush into moving in
together right away because there could be something else he's
catfishing you about.
Speaker 11 (59:08):
You don't know this man. I mean, you said you.
Speaker 10 (59:11):
Guys are in love with each other, you love him,
and he's fallen in love with you. He finally admitted
this is after two months of talking on the phone.
I'll say it again. You don't know this guy, and
you have you thought about how this is going to work.
He lives out of town. You need to see where
he lives. You need to see how he lives. You
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need to meet his family, his close friends, his boys.
You need to know something more about this man. Don't
be so desperate that you start thinking about permanent things
with this man just because you're of a certain age.
You're fifty six, I mean, that would be a big mistake,
and it can cause you to settle for any guy
because you're fifty six and afraid of aging and being alone.
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It's okay to want to be with someone. That's fine,
but it's got.
Speaker 11 (59:58):
To be the right person for you.
Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
This man has already confessed to you about not being
financially straight, and at least he told you the truth
about that. But he didn't apologize for catfishing you. Instead,
he got mad and threatened to leave. These are red flags.
These are red flags just staring you in your face.
Please don't ignore them, or you'll you're sure to be sorry.
Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
Steve, all right, the subject is I love the man
that catfished me. Okay, we'll get to the catfish thing
in a minute, but first, what.
Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Do you not?
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Have you lost the power of reasoning and thinking? The
catfish thing? He don't look like his big chaw chocolate
buff pitcher. We'll get to that in a minute. Let's
get to the part where he didn't catfish. Let's go
to the non cat fished matter at hand. You're still
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in your prime, your fifty six, and you don't look
like you tried some online dating. You used the current
picture yourself. You was honest with your age. You even
told people the grandmother that your grandmother, so wouldn't be
no confusion. You met this guy online. He wasn't big
on Texans, so insisted that we talk all the time. Girl,
(01:01:22):
you got to talk and and found out y'all got
a lot of income. All two months went by, talk talk,
talk talk, talk, y'all just only for just running your
mind two months online. You wanted the meeting. Now let's
get into the non catfish party. He was honest about
(01:01:43):
his financial issues he was having and said I'd have
to wait a while for him to come meet me. Alrighty,
you already fifty six. You dain't a man that ain't
got no money. I know it don't because listen to this.
(01:02:09):
So I decided at our age, listen to me. Since
you're making decisions at your age, I'm trying to figure
out how you came to this conclusion. I decided at
our age that we shouldn't have to wait for love. Okay, cool,
But what does that have to do with the next statement.
(01:02:29):
I purchased him a plane ticket for him to come
meet me. Lady, If this ain't off to a bad start,
I don't know what is. You're dating and falling for
a man that can't even come see you, and you're
a long distance relationship.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I purchased him. That is when he opened up and
admitted that he was falling in love with me too.
I'll be done. God, you bought him an airplane. Take
it hang he love.
Speaker 11 (01:03:02):
With you love?
Speaker 10 (01:03:04):
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today's strawberry letter. The subject is I love the man
that catfished me.
Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
Fifty seven year old when kids are grown. Fifty six
year old woman, kids grown out the house, ain't dated
in a while, decided to start dating, went online, met
a guy. The name of the subject of the letter
is though I love the man that catfishman. So you
all know what that means. That means that the person
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that you meet online was not the person you met online.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
He was completely somebody else.
Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
But before we get into the catfishing, let's talk about
the real facts that's not catfish. Y'all got to talk
and talk for two months. You got a lot in common.
We both interested in the long term relationship, not necessarily married.
Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Then after a couple months of talking, you wanted to
meet him. But he was honest.
Speaker 9 (01:04:45):
Here we go, this is the part where there ain't
catfishing come in at He was honest about his financial
issues and said I'd have to wait a while for
him to come meet me.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I decided, here we go, this where stupid kick is.
Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
I decided, at our age, we shouldn't have to wait
to fall in love. I purchased him a plane ticket
for him to come meet me. If ever, there was
a relationship off to a bad start, here it is.
(01:05:23):
That was when he opened up and admitted he was
falling in love.
Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
With me too.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
I couldn't believe it. I can't you done. Brought him
a ticket, so I went to pick him up at
the airport.
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
Now this is the perfect time to tell you that
he's falling in love with you too, because you're on
the way to the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I went to pick him up, and I described my
car to him.
Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
After a few minutes, I noticed a very tall, slightly chubby,
very light skinned guy with a George Jefferson haircut.
Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Wow, now here come doctor Field walking towards your car.
Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
Yeah, you thought Morri's Chestnut was coming, and he'll come
doctor Field.
Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Waving towards my car. It was my him.
Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
And all of his pictures. He was buff, he had
a fade hairstyle. He was chocolate like the men I like.
Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I told him. He catfished me. He got defensive and said, well,
I can go back home. There you got a lot
of nerd.
Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
Doog, you little chubby going ball, fat, light skinned, broke,
and then you got the nerd and say I'll just
go back home like you ain't wrong.
Speaker 9 (01:06:59):
Our I allowed him to stay because, honestly, I think
that he's my person.
Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Lady, Why.
Speaker 9 (01:07:09):
What has he done to make you think he's your person?
Except tell you he was in love with you after
you bought him a ticket to see you. We had
a few small hiccups since that day at the airport.
You mean, some more lies came out, But it's great
to finally have a romantic partner. Romantic were talking about
(01:07:34):
moving in together soon, moving in where, lady, he already
ain't got no airplane ticket money, moving where. He gonna
move in with you or you move in with him.
I promise you you can't go there because he got
I stayed at my mama house, rode all over here.
(01:07:56):
Am I crazy for staying with this guy? After he
catfished me? That ain't even the catfish. That's one thing.
Because he don threaten to go back home. Your problem
is you had to buy him a ticket to come
see you, he explained, in this financial situation, so he
didn't even have the money to bring hisself there, which
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means he don't have the money to bring you there.
So now, man that don't have the money to take
hisself somewhere, he probably don't have nowhere.
Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
To take you.
Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
What do you think this man lives in Kee? Then
probably sent you a picture of a big house too.
He ain't tall, dark, buffed, and he doesn't have a fade.
Nobody fades they have from the top nobody.
Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
That's not how we fail.
Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
The fade starts from the temple area of the hen.
We don't run a raise across the top of our
head from the top down.
Speaker 11 (01:09:04):
That visual is crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
Lady, what are you doing? Lady, listen to me. Run
run Stop having a relationship with doctor Field. Stop he chubby,
(01:09:28):
he don't work out, and doctor Field ain't chubby though,
But just to George have George Jefferson hairstyle, light skin,
that's the doctor philder. This ain't who you got, and
doctor Field got money, and doctor Field would have sent
his plane to pick you up. You didn't get Doctor Field, though,
(01:09:48):
did you You got George Jefferson's dollar?
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:09:53):
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Speaker 10 (01:10:08):
Coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, it's
Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's hard
to find the right gifts, but you know it's even
harder getting the right gift. But get this, Verizon's got
(01:10:28):
the perfect solve for both. They have incredible gift bundles.
You get the latest phone with a new line on
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to yourself. No one has to know. Stop by your
local Verizon. It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 12 (01:10:51):
Which you got Junior, Ah, surely the latest news. Chris
Paul was released from the Lost Edges Clippers. I mean
all of a sudden at two forty in the morning.
He found out on Instagram. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
What he was up there.
Speaker 12 (01:11:08):
We want them two forty eight m Wednesday morning. That's
how he found out he's released. Him and Tyrone Lou
were having an issue and Tyrone lu said, Hey, he
wasn't a good fit for the Clipps and he gonna
be a Hall of Fame anyways, but we want him.
Can the Houston Rockets, Chris, if you're listening, can you
come to the Houston Rockets.
Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
We want you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
We want you back for the Rockets already.
Speaker 8 (01:11:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
You don't see that with the new glasses. Now I'm
just saying Paul. I was just saying, you don't see that, Chris.
Paul might not be coming to the Houston Rockets.
Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
Well, well, we need a point guard. We need one
because Fred is gone for the year.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
We need him. We need a point guard.
Speaker 12 (01:11:56):
We're going to the now, We're going to the NBA
Championship too. That's what he's the Rockets gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
See got Kevin dury Man.
Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Every since Houston Astros won the World Series, y'all think
y'all gonna be in every championship game every year.
Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
You ain't going to the Super Bowl or the NBA Finals. Now,
dream well we wait a minute, dream game.
Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
We know we are you can't sell. We're not gonna
how you gonna tell us?
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Dam I just told you.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Listen to me, Listen to me carefully. You are not
going to the super Bowl this year. You will find
that out. Short. Are we going? You then? Are not
going to the NBA Finals?
Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
We're going?
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
How about this? How about this? How about this? If
they go to the super Bowl?
Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
You bout me and Junior tickets to go to the
super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Oh I think that's fair. No no, no, no, no,
San Francisco don't go.
Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
Okay, so he's gotta have a little flavor to it
if they don't go, what you and Junior you're gonna
do for me? I'll buy your super Bowl tickets if
y'all get in the super Bowl. Oh but if y'all
don't get into super Bowl, what do I win?
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Start now, we'll send you to where the super Bowl at. Hold.
Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
We ain't gonna be because I wouldn't. I was just
gonna send you to Friscal. I want to send you
to the game. I don't want the ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
What name you got the name?
Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
Just pay for travel the way you travel, not coming
up the Southwest your but but somewhere you're finna get
in category B.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Thank you gotta sign seating next year?
Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Yeah, next year?
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
All right.
Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
A man on social media needs some advice.
Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
He says, she broke up with me, but once the
concert tickets will talk about it.
Speaker 11 (01:13:59):
Right after this, Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
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Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
All right.
Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
This is from Jay and Steve Harvey FM. Jay says,
a couple of months ago, I bought tickets for my
girlfriend and me to a concert that is happening next year.
A concert that's happening next year. The show is several
months away. But yesterday my now ex girlfriend told me
she'd been seeing someone else and broke things off with me.
At the end of the breakup conversation, she asked when
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I would be able to forward her the tickets.
Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
Since they were for us, I see no reason that
they should now be hers.
Speaker 10 (01:14:42):
Is there any reason at all that I should feel
obligated to pass them along to her so she can
go with this other dude or even sell them herself.
My friends say, let her have them and be through
with her. By the way, the concert is Tony Braxton. Ooh,
new edition and Boys to men.
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I wish I would buy some tickets for me and
my girl. We break up.
Speaker 9 (01:15:07):
She asks for the tickets and tell you she seeing
somebody else or see somebody else. Need to afford you
the lifestyle that you want. That's right, No, girl, get
them dog. Look, dude, let me tell you something. I
have a bad chick with me at that concert.
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
So fast, so fast, look at me now, all right?
Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
If you give her them tickets, you you, you go
right to the top of the stupidness.
Speaker 10 (01:15:44):
Yeah, but what about his friends? They're pressuring him. I'll
just give her the tickets and be through with her.
Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
No way.
Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
You must be in a group of like nerd type
dudes or something like that. I ain't got a and
nowhere will go. Man, just give it the tickets that'll
go with the other band. And she confessed, I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Know no people like that.
Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
Okay, all right, so that's a big fat all My
friends now hate her too, as it's.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, I got a friend who uh now we own
in that city.
Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
I pass No, I can't tell it. Yeah, all right,
Uh we're gonna move on. Then we have time for
another one. This is from d On Steve Harvey fm
D says, I have four kids in three different schools,
and their combined extracurricular schedules are so chaotic that I'm
constantly racing from one place to another, always feeling like
(01:16:48):
I'm letting someone down. Between band concerts, football practices, science
club meetings, after school tutoring, and my own work schedule,
there's no way to physically be at everything, but every
missed event makes me feel like I'm failing as a parent.
I've tried color coding calendars and coordinating carpools, but there's
(01:17:08):
still earnt enough hours in a day to be the
kind of present involved mom I want to be. Lately,
I've been lying in bed wondering if my kids will
look back and remember me as the mom who wasn't
there even though I'm doing everything I can. How do
parents figure out what's enough when it feels impossible to
keep up?
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Wow Oo, I'm not gonna help you. I'm just gonna
be honest with you. This is where dad is necessary. Yeah,
I didn't go to nothing, so I didn't, oh because
you were working.
Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Take that guilt away, because yeah, the best, the best
you can. Maybe she can get a girlfriend group and
that's that's kind of like what we do. We have
a girlfriend group, so we kind of support each other.
You look in the stands, that kid look in the stands.
If one mom can't be there, then the girlfriend is there.
It's like an auntie group and we.
Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
Represent and but there's no such thing as no mom
guilt because you're you're gonna have it out of white yourself.
But you're gonna have it if you're a mom. You
just really, I mean, that's the truth, you know, because
you want to be there, but you just can't.
Speaker 11 (01:18:21):
But you want to be there.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, you can't do everything. YEA, one in the band
got to stop being in the band.
Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
We gotta pull something out, how you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, we're going to grade these activities on the three three.
You know, I'm not coming.
Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
You ain't that good playing the.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Club. I'm not coming down there.
Speaker 11 (01:18:47):
That you're doing the best you can.
Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
That's all you can do, mom, Right, We'll let more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, guys, So
in weird animal news. According to USA Today, authorities responding
to a break in at a Virginia liquor store and
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apprehended a drunk raccoon.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I saw this, Yeah, I ain't seen that.
Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
After ransacking the shelves, the raccoon passed out.
Speaker 10 (01:19:22):
Drunk and the bathroom right next to the thrown right
next to it. The Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter
set in a statement in part when animals arrived on
the scene. When officials arrived on the scene, and they
secured the animal and transported him back to a shelter.
After a few hours of sleep and no signs of
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injury other than maybe a hangover, the raccoon was safely
released back to the wild.
Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
Yeahson, when he got back into wild, the story he
had what he s Hey, hey, hey, y'all's hadding Hey, Roscoe,
what are you being?
Speaker 11 (01:20:06):
Roscoe?
Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
A liquor store down there on Folk, you know, one
on Foulk be in the brack. Boy, I got up
in there.
Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
I got a drink.
Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
You know, you know how we'd be licking the top
of that Mickey's ale. I had a whole bottle in there,
and boy that Mickey get your right.
Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
He's okay now, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
We'll play around it.
Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
Would you rather right after this? You're listening to the
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a long, just boring life or would you rather live
a short meaningful life?
Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Sure? Yeah, I'm just gonna be bulled. Yeah yeah, your mind.
Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
A long boring life out as the world tearing on again,
let me watch it?
Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Come on, that's all right, that's all right, you're gonna
watch the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
As the world turn put it all on.
Speaker 13 (01:21:59):
Chill.
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
I knew you weren't gonna ask for nothing else, short, though, go.
Speaker 11 (01:22:06):
Ahead or long or short meaningful?
Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
No?
Speaker 12 (01:22:11):
Surely I wasn't supposed to be a past eleven. I'm
already living a long life. I wouldn't supposed to be
a pass a living.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 11 (01:22:17):
Okay, okay, praise the Lord.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
And don't ask you nothing else about life today.
Speaker 10 (01:22:23):
Next question, okay, would you rather spend Christmas with a
total stranger? Or would you rather spend Christmas alone?
Speaker 11 (01:22:30):
Wow? Be that's depressing alone?
Speaker 8 (01:22:36):
Or who?
Speaker 11 (01:22:37):
With a total stranger? Christmas Day? You're spending it with
a total stranger or you're spending it alone?
Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Which was that's the same thing comfortable?
Speaker 10 (01:22:46):
Be stranger?
Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
Oh? Yeah, because because the whole a stranger in my
house at Christmas the whole time.
Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
I got to figure out what he doing. Yeah, yeah,
he can't go to the bathroom or nothing without I'm
right behind it. Where you're going. Hey see, I'm gonna
go out here and see the rest of the house. No, oh, pardoner,
sit right here? Yeah, right here, and you could go,
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and I'm gonna ask you the lea JITTI will be
up here to escort you out.
Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 10 (01:23:28):
Would you rather sing twelve Days of Christmas? You know
the song the Twelve Days of Christmas? Or would you
rather sing the Christmas Song at your office? Christmas party.
That's my jail. Do you sing that at the Christmas party?
Speaker 11 (01:23:43):
Or twelve days?
Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Ain't that? White Christmas?
Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
White Christmas is white Christmas, White Christmas. This Christmas is change.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Just nuts roasting.
Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
Five that's nuts saws nipping and you know, all right,
you'll turn Christmas being sung.
Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
By w.
Speaker 11 (01:24:08):
Would folks? Would you rather I go.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Out there and blow that gam so hot.
Speaker 10 (01:24:15):
To me?
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Smooth with it? Gotch with a cigar?
Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
If I didn't know turkey, here we go there, I
put a lot of black on it.
Speaker 10 (01:24:28):
Yeah, all right, that's today's roundup? Would you rather thank
you God turkey? Twenty nine minutes after it's our last
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day, and it's been a great day. It's been fun.
Thank you for listening to us, writing with us, rolling
with us every single morning. Junior, before we get out
of here, I know you have a question for Steve.
Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
You know unc people? Uh, you say you have no
faith in people? None.
Speaker 9 (01:25:42):
I told y'all, Junior, So you want to bring it on?
I told y'all, I told you I got them, gave
him a level of intelligence. That's what he was hoping for.
Junior got lewards and but they look really nice though.
Junior got a nice pair of glasses on. They look
(01:26:05):
exactly like the pair of Carl and Monica got on.
Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Let me see the side of him, Jr. Let me
see what do you turn to the side?
Speaker 9 (01:26:14):
Yeah, hey man, let me see it. Let me see
it without the hat so I could see it. Yeah,
asking a lot. Take the hat off.
Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
He they different? You just you just went into an
insect commercial.
Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
If this ain't John Save, he don't look like he
could be on the raid commercial right now.
Speaker 11 (01:26:40):
But at least he can see now.
Speaker 8 (01:26:42):
Least he can I can see now, Yes, it's good,
so so so, Junior, what's the question again?
Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
You know.
Speaker 12 (01:26:51):
When you when you put your faith in people, they'll
let you down and you feel some type of way
because you wouldn't do that, you wouldn't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:27:01):
And well it feels some type of way.
Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
About it too. You fuild it, you do well.
Speaker 9 (01:27:06):
You know what I think, all of us, all of
us on this radio show, who I've known for a
number of years, is like family to me. You know,
when you sit on the radio as much as we
do with each other, through every commercial break, every song,
all of it, every down to every technical difficulty, we
(01:27:27):
have spent an enormous amount of time talking. I mean,
we know each other's kids, grandkids, We know where each
other everybody go to school, We know graduations, we know
big events. We know Tasha was in Macy's Day parade.
We know about each other. We know how long Tasha
(01:27:47):
been in cheer. We watched Tommy's kids grow up, go
to college. We watch that, y'all have watched my life.
We know each other and you're not gonna find another you,
and you can quit looking for you. That has been
(01:28:10):
so disappointing to me in my life till I finally
had to learn Steve stopped looking for another you that
are no more. And if you keep looking for another you,
you're gonna be disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Over and over and over.
Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
How you would do a person's gonna be very hard
to find people that would do you the same way.
It's hard, man, now, and especially in family, you could
just throw that out the window because you don't get
to pick them now. I have some friends who I
have picked over the years that I choose to associate
myself with, who are more like I am, who call
(01:28:48):
and check on me, what ain't nothing wrong?
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Hey, man?
Speaker 9 (01:28:51):
I got three dudes that if I picked the phone
up right now and I said, hey man, I got
a problem with this cat down here, man, But I
can't do nothing because you know my situation. I'm on
the plane, man, and they'll get on the plane. I
know three people right now I can call and say
I can tell them anything, and they coming without question.
(01:29:15):
But they've been tested and true over a number of years.
I have a friend that I've been friends with for
sixty four years. He has proven nothing to be nothing
except my friend. I'm down, he coming, he down, I'm coming.
Everybody else Man, I don't really count on people to
be like me. And a lot of times, especially if
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you're the chosen one, if you're the one in your
family that made the breakthrough, which all of you are
on this show, Mississippi Monica included, all of you are
on this show. Do you know how many times you're
gonna be disappointed? You know how many ways you're gonna
get pulled in? I need this, I want that cause
they know and they think you got it and you
(01:29:57):
do have it, but you don't have it for them,
and you have to distance yourself from family. Sometimes it's
people that's my family. I'm ride or die. No, no,
because you will end up not riding but dying often
because with family often times up comes a very very low,
(01:30:20):
low level of appreciation. They just don't because they remember
you winning. You know, Mary, you got all that money.
I remember when you ain't had nothing. I used to, man,
I used to have to let you drive my car.
Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
You remember that time? Hey, man, do you know do
you know? Man? A guy Let me get this story
straight because it just threw me off.
Speaker 10 (01:30:42):
Man.
Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
Oh, a guy that I knew before I got into comedy.
We started a business together. It was a carpet cleaning company,
and he bought a Clark machine at a pawn shop
with the big brush on it. It was a carpet shampoo.
(01:31:03):
That carpet shampoo at the pawn shop was two hundred
and thirty five dollars. He bought it and we started
cleaning carpets like that. Do you know I have not
talked to this guy in years. He called me and
now he wants to open up a club in Florida
and asked me for the money to open the club
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in Florida. Because if you remember when you had nothing,
I gave you the money to start your carpet cleaning company.
Two hundred and thirty five dollars is what we opened
the business with. You know how much he won't four
hundred thousand, and he equated it to the two hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Thirty five dollars.
Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
Boy, what.
Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
Y'all have a good day today. Stop expecting people to
be like you because they ate talk to God today.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
He loved to hear from your peace.
Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
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