FULL SHOW: April Fools Day, Strawberry Letter: My Man & His Money - 4.1.26 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I don't know y'all bat all at all?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So don't given all.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The million bus.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to me.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You love you.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
You gotta turn well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I probably got to turn the mouth turn out, turn
the water of the money up looking. Come come on,
you think I sure will?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
on dig me now, one and only Steve.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man.
You know what y'all?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,
even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even
in that, God's goodness is actually overwhelming, because don't forget

(02:43):
why you're going through this moment. First of all, this
too shall pass. But also secondly, remember man, ain't everything
else that you've gone through that seems so insurmountable at
the time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,
it's amazing. If you really think about it, you don't

(03:04):
get stuck on any one issue your whole life. The
only people that get stuck on an issue they whole
life is people who won't let it go.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's really all it is. There are people who exist,
and you may be one of them.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh please know, I've been guilty of it myself before,
but I learned something. There are things in my past
that I just would not let go of. It was done,
it was over with. I was past it, but I
I would not let go of it.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It was over.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
The dude that did it tell me didn't exist no more.
The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The
only problem that kept hanging on was I would not
let it go. And man, you can't go forward if
you're gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.
It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only

(04:02):
in the rear view mirror while you're driving, you're going
to crash pretty soon. And a lot of people just
keep crashing over and over and over and over because
you won't drive your car you keep looking in the
real view mirror act to past.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh woe's me.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh you know they did me like that. You know
I ain't been the same since he cheated on me.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh man, every since she stole my money, I ain't
been the same man she played me, and every since
that I done treated women differently. You may have some
deeper stuff going on, but eventually, guess what, do you
understand that when you have a relationship God with God,
you can take that to him too and drop it
off and leave it there.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you know that he can fix and heal that.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Maybe it's something serious like that that you need fixing
or healing from, a relationship with God can fix and
heal that. But man, come on, y'all, whatever it is,
and I'm not trying to downplay it or make it
act like it wasn't traumatic in your life, because oh god,
you don't want to you know, you don't want nobody
to do that to you because you want to be

(05:12):
the you know, the post a child for misery. So
please don't let me take that from you. If that's
your position, that's your hall of fame card you hanging
on to. I'm the poster child for misery. Oh no,
one is more woe than me than Please don't let
Steve try to take that from you. You go ahead

(05:32):
and hang on to that, but let me tell you something, though.
If that's what you're gonna hang on to, that's what
you're gonna always be the poster child for misery. At
one point in time, you're gonna have to get on
and move past it. Sometimes, man, it's merely a simple
thing of taking it to God and leaving it there.
You know, some people don't have money for therapy. Some

(05:53):
people don't even know who to call for therapy. God
is the best psychologist in the world. He can fix
it for you. There is nothing too hard for God.
You know when something seems impossible, y'all, God does the
impossible all the time every day.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
You won't know how I know.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I just look at a couple basic things. Do you
know that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
It comes up in the east and it sets in
the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
certain side.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Of your house. You can wish all you want.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
And maybe one day he would bring it up out
the northwest so those flowers would no Now it's gonna
come up out the east, and once the sun hits
the horizon when you look in the water, like if
you ever out in La and you see the sun
going down. Once the sun once you can visually see
the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with
your watch.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
You can time. Yeah, three minutes and it's gone. Three
minutes is gone. I read that somewhere and then and
tried it. It's gone every day if it's clear enough,
not cloudy. Once the sun touches the horizon. On water,
you got three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't

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do nothing about it. He can bring it from the northeast,
he can bring it from the west, he can bring
from the south. He can bring it hard, he can
bring it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain
things that God does the impossible all the time. How
those stars sitting up there, how can you find these constellations?
The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter, Oh,

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that's God's God.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Ain't nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
You can't reach them stars, you can't shoot at them,
you can't move them out the way. Or Ryan the
Hunter's belt's gonna beat them three stars out of ankle.
You can call it what you want to call it.
Still that's what it is. See, He does the impossible
all the time. He created heaven and earth. You're saying
that God can't get you through your past. Somebody did

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just to me. It's the worst thing I had, the
worst childhood of any God can't get you past that.
He can move heaven, mountains, Earth, he can form the
Grand Canyon, he can make the water come over Niagara
Falls twenty four seven. He can't fix yo little bitty
past yours. It's amazing how people make their problems bigger

(08:19):
than God. Somebody told me one time, stop telling God
how big your problems are, and start telling your problems
how big God is, and go on with your life.
Quit driving your car looking in the rear view mirror.
Ain't nothing back there but your past. And if it

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was hurtful or painful, or something you just felt like
you can't get over, take your problems to God and
leave them there. You hear the old spiritual all you've
heard it, take your birdens to the Lord, leave them
yet all the time. But you think that applies to everyone,
But you come on, man, a lot of people out
there going through much worse than you have and have

(09:02):
overcome it all. Why won't you take the step to
overcome your past so you can get on with driving
your car and see what God trying to take you.
But it's a trick of the enemy. The enemy tricks
you from seeing your future by having you constantly looking
in your past.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Man, it's a trick of the devil.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
If the devil just let you quit, if he would
just let you get to drive in your car, look
out into your future. Your future shows hopefulness. You have
hope when you see the future. But he can keep
you in misery if he keep you looking at your
miserable past. God looking for you, man, God would love

(09:41):
to hear from you. Let's spend some time talking to
God today. Hey God, what's happening.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's me. I know I ain't talk to you in
a while, but feel bad about that. But I need you.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
He know that.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Everybody should say that prayer all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's cool, all right, your listening to the Steve Harveymore.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Show, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch
the sky. Think about it every night and day. Spread
my wings and fly away. That's the song that has
meant a lot to people over the years. But the
key here, don't worry about the message. I understand what
I'm saying to you. Believe it. If you believe it,

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you can achieve it. I believe I can fly, then
one day you will be flying. I believe that today
will be a great day. You set yourself up for
many good things to come your way, not saying nothing
negative won't come your way, but when it does, it
will be overridden by the goodness and the faith that
you maintained in what you believe to be. A man

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is as he thinketh, and that's how I choose to think.
Today is a great day. Today is the day that
the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
in it. Anybody listening to this show, get your grade on.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I call it to G.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Get your G on your gratitude, Get your gratitude working
this morning, y'all.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, tell God, thank you. Yeah. Steve Harvey, Morty Show.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Shunning Strawberry, Colin Frail, Misissippi, Monica, the Left Junior, the
comeback Kid, and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
What's your T shirt?

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Say?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Barbel?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
What bully?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Barb Bill Bully?

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, you pick it? Up that much iron lifted, I
ain't here. Can you do me your favorite this morning?

Speaker 7 (11:37):
Check your phone? Just check your phone right quick? Suspecial day,
the suspecial day. I made sure I texted you this time.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I did right, Okay, I got it? Yeah it is. Yeah.
If you want me to read it, yeah, yeah, y'all
want you to read let him know what the day is, Junior.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Just text me this to inform you all that today
it's April Fool's Day.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Tommy Day. Oh, okay, I got it right this time.
I miss his history monk, but I got it this time.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Today, got it right this Tuesday Tommy okay, all day?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Many got a daytime?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Well I never thought of it like that, y'all Just
as much fool as I am. But whatever, it's your day.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What is you proud to see you for on his day? Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Because he acknowledges the level of stupidity that he resides here.
He acknowledges it, you know, and it counters you know,
like because like he thinks he's cute too, so then
he counters it with the truth that he's stupid. I
don't know if y'all notice, but I think I've come
to a new conclusion and ladies paying close attention. All right, okay,

(13:06):
I don't think is nothing worse than a stupid cute.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Man that gets on the nerves. I don't think stud choice.
He's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, that does not go together.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I want to say that.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
All right, guys coming up, thank you. At thirty two
minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew.
Bring back right after this Happy April Food's day. Nephew,
you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning show. Spring is in

(13:54):
the air and it leaves long lasting pain relief is
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or just spending more time outdoors. Spring has a way
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(14:16):
got your back. Try a leave use as directed for
minor aches and pains. The nephew is here, ladies and gentlemen,
to run that prank back what she got for his nef.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
They say it's my day. They say it's April first,
It is my day. It's April fool, so the fool
is here. I will wear it. I will wear it proudly. Okay,
And y'all gonna put some speck on my stupid all right.
It's stupid and sexy all at the same time. So yeah,
I'll take that cute stupidly. What elbum what elba?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Here we go?

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Give me my back? That is the prank that we
running back. Give me my arm back, cat dog.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
If you wuk hello, hello, I'm trying to resew them.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Yeah it flip Hey on?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Are you a Philip?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Up?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Is that who you are? Yes?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
This is Philip?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Okay? There there is your son.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Do you know what Dari is?

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Okay, calm down?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yes, okay, is my son? Yes? He calmed down? First
of all, is your son? There is he there at
the house right now?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (15:20):
That okay, that's not the issue.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
What the issue is what he what he needs?

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
My name is Burns, okay, and I live two streets
over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
named tum a Tenmith.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
What they're playing Baldi right now.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Send them down there at the park to play ball,
and then they.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Always at the park. That's what I need to know.
I need to know where they at. Let me tell
you something.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
Hold I say, hold on, Say what you need to
know where they at for? And what you're finna do.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
What is the problem that boy Darius and Till come.
They say they was walking up my street today and
came over here. I have a prosthetic arm. My right
arm is prosthetic, and they know what.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Hold hold on say, Oh you say you got a
prosthetic arm.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
My right arm is a prosthetic arm. And them boys
came over. What they got to do with my son?
Your boy and that boy tell them came over here
and pulled my arm off of me and ran down
the street with it.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Hold all saying, hold on, taking hold all saying, you
try to tell me that that you lost your arm
to my son and his friend and they ran off
with your arm. They lived down and play basketball. Is
that what you're telling me?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
So I'm telling you that I don't know what. I
didn't know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and
took my prosthetic arm off of me.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
I'm i saying, oh, hold on, saying, let me tell
you something that doesn't sound like what something my son
would do. Okay, So I know exactly what they do
and where they're going at all times, and that's not
something that they would do.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm sicker players talking about what their kid will do
and won't do. You don't know what they do when
they ain't with y'all. I'm glad you just told me.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
They say you at the.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Park, because I'm gonna go right over here to this
park now and from when I found him, I'm gonna
work and get my back.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
whole everything. Okay, hold on staking now, because you done
said that you're gonna go do something that I know
you don't really mean. All right, not say you.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
What I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got my
How you think somebody to take your arm?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Sir?

Speaker 8 (17:23):
Okay, Look, let's try to keep disrespectful, all right? All right,
you say they got your arm?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Right?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
How about this?

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Going to go get my boys? Okay? First of all,
I will meet you at the park, all right. I
will meet you at the park, and we're gonna talk
to talk about this situation like like, gentlemen, Okay, he
ain't ain't no need for me to go down there
and start messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what
we're gonna do, y'all. God they got my arm, sir,

(17:51):
with all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son,
and I know what he is capable of doing and
what he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect older
people like that, especially with somebody with a with a
empairment or disablement or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You got.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Sorry about your arm, you are, I'm not out of health.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I'm I'm trying. I'm asking you what do you not
think taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's disrespectful to take
of an old man and run.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Down the street where sir, disrespectful? But what what is not?
What is not disrespectful?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Also?

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
what my son and that's not gonna happen. Okay, do
that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I'm sign up as soon as I get on.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
With Okay, All on second, sir, you're gonna do walk
with my son.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I'm a son up as soon as I get to
this park, and that's with it because they take my
arm and they know they did.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
I'm gonna, okay, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
You'll call me up, disrespecting me and threatening my son.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Do you know what you're talking to? I'll tell you
what you do? Say what you could wait to that
part and just breathe on my son?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wrong?

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Say his name?

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Wrong?

Speaker 8 (18:58):
Okay, say it, and then I you want to do,
I'm gonna take your other arm and I'm gonna beat.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
You're gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something.
I don't think. Don't think. I can't whoop what this
went on? Because I'm there. I whooped you in your son?
This going on, I'll pullingish you man.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Okay, Collin, you ain't gonna know what to do with
your life because you can't fign your arm. You ain't
got no sense and you over here with the wrong
people's family, all right.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
You don't know. You don't know what happened in my arm.
You don't know I lost my arm. You don't know
what happened.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
You quiet? You know?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
You know I know what happened in my arm.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
Why are you crying? We asked you something, mister sincidive.
What what's the problem?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
You know know what?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
You don't know how I lost the arm. You don't
know how I lost this.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
I don't know how you've lost your arm. I really
I don't give you just I don't know who got
your my son and got your arm?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Know your son? He do?

Speaker 9 (19:59):
He?

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Do?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
You know?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Don't have my aunt?

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Tell me?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Tell me got my aunt? Who got your Temmy? Got it? Tommy?
Tell me got it? Tell me the one got to Joe?

Speaker 8 (20:11):
Who?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Tell me?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Man?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Man,
your son Darius fifteen year old got me the frank
phone called you. Oh yo, man, yo yo, he called

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you and told you that.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
Told you gonna punishment. I knew he wasn't gonna do. No,
you don't punishment double time now, Oh man, you y'all
something else?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Oh man, heymen, I gotta ask you, man, what's the
baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
The lanest The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know, Baker,
you have.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It, shirly, it's my day all day. The fool is here. Okay.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
I was given that title. A little earlier. I will
wear it proudly. The fool will be back in another hour. Yeah,
stupid and sexy and fool of re all.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
And what yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Coming up next to his ask the COLO with their
chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Spring is
in the air, and a leave's long lasting pain relief
is here to keep you moving. Whether it's gardening, yard work,

(21:50):
or just spending more time outdoors, Spring has a way
of getting us moving despite anybody pains. That's where a
leave can keep you going. With just one dose. Alive
gives you long lasting body pain relief for up to
twelve hours from sun up to sundown. A Leave's got
your back. Try a leave use as directed for minor
aches and pains. Coming up at the top of the

(22:12):
hour and entertainment news, Yay suggests his marriage to a
white woman was made possible by doctor Martin Luther King Junior.
Usher publicly supported his former mentor Diddy and said he
has a lot of respect for him and The Artemis
two rocket is set to launch tonight in a history
making trip that is all coming up at the top

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of the hour, we'll get into it, but right now
it is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Dawn and Brooklyn. Dawn writes,
my husband and I went to a concert. We also
went to the meet and greet because it's his favorite singer.
He got so excited. I made jokes about it, and

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he said he will never share a happy moment with
me again. Was I wrong or is he too sensitive?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
You kind of sensitive? You just excited to see him?
Oh no, ain't. I can't see that. Dog.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
I met Luther uh huh, who I considered the greatest
male vocalist to ever live. Tommy Open for It two
years and when I met him, I just went, man, boy,
man boy, you gave me some moment. I show appreciated, dog,
but I wouldn't bubbly and over the top.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Giddy.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, she said, he got so excited. She joked about it.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, man, everybody knows me to be looking at me. Dog,
You're good?

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, so he's too sensitive, you're saying, all right?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Moving on to Danielle, Danielle says, my husband and I
ran into his brother at the gym. He got mad
because I spoke. They fell out months ago, but I
still talked to his brother's wife almost daily. My husband thinks,
if he's mad, then i'm mad too. Is this a
rule or is my husband being childish?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Well no, that's not a rule. But all you did
was speak. It's his brother, you know, it's just a jested.
You know, some of y'all take these this stuff too far.
I mean, so your husband don't forgot whatever I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
At that is my brother over there, right blood.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah, So let me ask you something, ma'am that you
should propose to your brother. If he see your brother
at the gym and your brother getting in a fight
and somebody beating his brother, would he do you're still
mad at him, You're gonna.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Go help him, you know he's gonna jump in.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah No, no, not all of them should. It's somebody
on this petty like that. Wow? Yeah, oh your brother? Okay?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
All right, So you're saying her husband is being childish,
and you spoke.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You didn't take your side, right y'all?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Mad?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Y'all know, y'all gonna have to get over this, don't you.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Eventually they're always gonna be brothers. Yeah, that's never gonna change,
all right. Moving on to Leonard H. D. Leonard writes,
most of the time when I'm out, I don't answer
my wife's calls because I don't want to explain what
I'm doing. I'm not doing anything wrong. I just don't

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want her questioning me. Can I be upfront with her
about all the questions or keep ignoring her calls?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Brother? Either way?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Either way, either way, you gonna get the same results.
If you keep ignoing them calls, then you leave her
mind to wonder. Then what your explanation is. I don't
want to hear what you got to say.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
When I'm doing it though I ain't doing nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
What what?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
You don't even understand you You're looking at this the
wrong way.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
See, let me tell you something, man, If you start
answering the phone, man, you will limit the calls. Yeah,
But if you keep ig knowing them, they gonna keep coming.
Because now where is he at? Why is he not
answering my phone? What's wrong with him? Then when you
do answer the phone, Hey, I need you to quit
calling me because I be doing stuff and I don't
want to hear your mouth.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
No, please, what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (26:47):
So?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But what what is she asking him? Why is she
calling him like this?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I don't know why she calling him? The problem is
from him.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, he's saying he doesn't want to explain what he's doing.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
But he listen to me, you have to answer your
wife's call. Something could be wrong. Yeah, yeah, let's just
start with that.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Baby. It's everything. Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Hey, look, I'm in the middle of something right now.
Let let me finish this. I'll call you back.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Baby. You okay? I answered the phone. Hey, hey, you good?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah, I'm fine. Okay, cool, baby, I'm in the middle
of guy, got a call. I'm on the set, I'm
on the radiom on something. Let me give you a
call back. Okay, at cover my face that nothing's wrong
with her, right right, but but don't answer this phone though,
and see how that go.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
He just sounds like he doesn't want to hear her
voice period.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I know, but you can't see that.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, what are you doing Leonard?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
And he wants to know should he tell her that
he doesn't want her to call?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah. See That's what I'm telling you, man. If you
do that, that's mean there's a problem.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
He doesn't want to talk to her period. Yeah, yeah,
there's a problems me. There's a problem, Steve. Yeah, all right,
all right, divorce court, all right, last one, last one,
last one.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Clo.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
This is from Candace. Candace writes, I fell in love
with a longtime friend, and I can't get past the
fact that I know he used to be horrorsh and
has a lot of women in his past. I've asked
him to get rid of all his female friends. It's
mandatory because I used to be a friend. Is that
too much to ask?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
She was a nope, nope. But here's your problem. Here's
another example of what I say, over and over and
buy it again. I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Y'all be lying about these friendships. If you are attractive,
why would a man want to be your friend? It's
just not gonna work. And now it hasn't even worked
out for you. And now you're tripping because you like him.
But you know he had a lot of women. Well
you wasn't one of them, so what that ain't your business?

(29:17):
So now you want him to get rid of all
his female friends because you was one of them?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
In fact?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Oh so the rest of his friends. He was doing
them and now you're gonna have him do you too?
And now you want him to get rid of all
of them? You finish find out something though, what you done?
Fell in love with him? Has he fell in love
with you?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
And she didn't say that. Are you saying it's not
a two way street?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
You don't know that yet? See you falling for him?
He was just waiting, he been, he been, He been
circling for years.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
We ain't on you to get tired to being by
yourself and all that, and then he swooped right in
and now he done cracked the cold.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Wow, now.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
You shitting opinion. Now you want him to give up everybody?
He didn't say he was going to give up everybody. Yeah,
he said he was going to do everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Said he was horush. All right, Celo, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Coming up at the top of
the hour, we will have some entertainment news for you
right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. Yay, the

(30:40):
artist formerly known as Kanye West, has a new album out.
It was released last Friday and it's called Bully. The
album has gotten mixed reviews so far, and now Yay
is receiving backlash for suggesting that his interracial marriage to
Bianca Censori was made possible the efforts of doctor Martin

(31:01):
Luther King Junior. Okay, Yay has a song called King
on the album, and the lyrics are Listen to the lyrics,
I bought a white queen to the altar. Couldn't happen
without Martin Luther What the lyric is in reference to
the nineteen sixty seven Loving Versus Virginia Supreme Court decision

(31:25):
that lifted the band on interracial marriage during the time
that doctor Martin Luther King Junior was actively fighting against segregation.
So Yay tried to tie all that together.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's the first time though, as you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Come on, yeah, Yay, though you are.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
And you know, you know.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
You are the act drag Mar and Luther King and yes, yes, yes,
all black boys white girls. Well John hands.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, well, okay, that's really a stretch. It's a stretch,
isn't it. It's it's okay. And then you know, we
as black women, we call each other queens. You know
what I'm saying. We call each other queen, right right, right, Yeah,
that's what we say to each other. Hey, Queen, or
what's up, Queen Grand Rising Queen? Nothing? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(32:46):
all right, go ahead, Kanye.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
We don't care.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
We really don't. We really don't. We really really don't
and moving on. In a recent interview with Forbes magazine,
Usher publicly support or did his former mentor, Sean Ditty COLMBS.
Usher stated that he still holds respect for Ditty and
views Ditty's musical and business contributions as a legacy. He
referred to Ditty as a hard teacher who was essential

(33:14):
in his early career back in the nineteen nineties. While
Usher didn't defend the sexual offense charges that led to
Ditty's fifty month prison conviction, he stated quote, I can't
with any sense of humanity not recognize the valuable contributions
that this man made for us. Usher's interview sparked backlash
from his fans, with many finding his support of Ditty

(33:35):
tone death, giving the severity of the charges and the
numerous allegations again to Ditty. So can you understand why
Usher still has a lot of respect for Ditty, saying
he was his mentor and all of that, Well.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I can understand it because if you compartmentalize it, which
is obviously what he's done. Talked about this one aspect
of their relationship. He can feel that way. I'll give
you an example. I still hold Bill Cosby at a

(34:10):
certain level of appreciation for what he's done for me
in my career.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
He was a huge part of getting my sons into
more house. He made some calls for me, and I
do appreciate that. I appreciate all the money that he
gave to black institutions. He was the largest giver to
FISK ever in the history of FISK. He did a
lot for HBCUs and I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
All of that.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
So I can and and you know, I won't sit
up in here and beat the man up for what
he did, because he paid his dues, he went to prison,
he did his time.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Do I approve of what he did? Of course not.
And our victim's real absolutely one.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
You were shot right when you heard the everyone else And.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Then somebody asked me in an interview, how can you
still be friends with a man like Bill Carby. I
ain't know none of this was going on. I learned
it when y'all learned it. Yeah, So, yeah, we was
cool and he was always a great guy to me.
But you know this came out and then he had
to go to prison for it. You know, man, you

(35:22):
got to pay for the things you do in life,
one way or the other.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Your decisions and persons.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yes, and people want to erase him from the face
of the you know, all these people took his names
off these buildings that he bought.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I ain't seen nobody give the money back. Yeah, and
how they say that part.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yea, all right, yeah, all right, well thank you for that.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Finally now, but now let's keep it real now pluffect
hate Bill calls me that part.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
But that far.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
To Usher who got in the game very young, understood. Yeah,
and they have that mentor relationship.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's all he said. He don't condon't know
what he did, none of that.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, he's not saying that at all. Yeah, I hear
all right, all right. Finally, after several days, the Artemis
two rocket is on the launch pad at Kennedy Space
Center and ready to launch tonight. Four astronauts, one of
them a brother, will lift off from Florida aboard NASA's
most powerful rocket for a nine day flight that will

(36:35):
take them around the far side of the Moon and
back the mission.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
You know, you're not going up in space. You know,
I don't care if it is one brother on that.
We've already had a black man in space that I
did it through, so we can.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Only have one.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I'm not getting on that thing.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
No. If all goes as planned, the astronauts will travel
farther from Earth than any humans in history. Right, all right, guys,
coming up in twenty minutes after President Trump told an
audience that he loves to hang around with losers, we'll

(37:17):
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Last week, at an investment summon in Miami, President Trump
stated that he likes to quote hang around with losers.

(38:03):
Because it makes him feel better. Trump explained that he
prefers the company of those who listen listen to his
own success stories over him having to hear about their accomplishments.
He later said, I'm only kidding sort of. So Steve
got to throw you in here. Don't you always say,
if you're the smartest person in your group, you need

(38:25):
a new group.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Well, I mean he said it. I knew he was
trying to be funny. Yeah, I've been watching him close enough.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
He was trying to be funny. He can't tell a joke.
This dude is so yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, he's like hanging around losers.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
You can't you can't count the stuff that he has
said that's unpresidential.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You can't count it. Yeah, you can't count that. And
you can't count the live.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
So is your cat full of losers? Of course?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Of course, everyone he hand picked to do his bidding,
and they're doing it cash for Tail Hesburgh, the dude
that had Michael Johnson, all these cats, everybody he got
up around him, the head of education or the head
of the military, everybody he got, the rest secretary, everybody

(39:27):
that that poor girl, that poor white girl be on
that she'd be lying so hard. She didn't got defensive looking.
She aging bad right now, she looks she gonna go down,
like just like when Sarah Huckleby had the job. I'm
telling you watch this, This white girl ain't gonna last. Well,
they fall apart. They cannot do it for a sustained

(39:48):
period of time. They not The women are not made
that way. Women don't enjoy that. Women do not enjoy
being deceptive for long per pods of time. Y'all could
do it a little.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Bit, lion, but she just man.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Well, yeah, he says that he likes you know, he
preferred them hearing his stories and him to have to
hear their accomplishments. I'd rather they listen to mine, right, So, yeah,
You've always said that since I've known you, if you're

(40:29):
the smartest person in your group, get yourself a new group.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
And he won't.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
He remains the smartest person. He thinks he knows more
than military men because he went to a military high school.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Did you hear nothing because you served in the military
or or you led in the military.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I know more than these generals. I went to military
high school. What duty? What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (41:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You need a new group. All right, well we mentioned
this earlier today of course, all day is April Fool's Day,
and our resident King of Pranks, one and only nephew,
Tommy is here with some thoughts to share with us.
Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,

(41:27):
happy April Fools Day. Today is April first, and Tommy, listen,
we give it, We give the credit to you. This
is your day. What is on your mind today?

Speaker 6 (41:39):
On your I will wear the crown, well, I will
try and represent. All right, it's April Fools. Let the
fool give you some April fool stuff to do. Okay,
you want it, you want it. You want to pull
some pranks on, some jokes on some people at the job.
I gotta plaint so all right, so June Steve, y'all
tell me what y'all think.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Here's the one. Here's a good one.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Go in the break room, open up that refrigerator, that
that nasty refrigerator. Everybody got it, all right. When you
get open up somebody's lunch, get you some slices of
serrano peppers, lay it in the sandwich or whatever food
they got, wrap it back up and then wait for
lunchtime and sit back, wait for the fireworks.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
That's a gonna kill you. Somebody to a fight what
I think?

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Okaywich gonna be all right, try this one on. Get
you a big bag of dry ice, dry ice, all right,
put that in one of the waste baskets in the
in the in the office.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
All right, pull some water on it.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Now, we already know it's gonna go smoke you right,
Go pull the firelong, go pour the fire alarm. Immediately
run outside, get your camera and start video. Everybody that's
finna run out. You're finish.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
See some greatness come out here.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
You gonna you go see people falling, tripping over themself
once they see all that smoke billowing all into the room.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I promise you you're finna have running you know, you know,
you know you don't. You don't want your job no more.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
No, they don't need to know you did it.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Just do it.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Oh the camera didn't see that. It just turned off
of that five minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, he didn't think.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I didn't think that part that. I think. Okay, how
about this, how about this that's cost here food? How
about this here?

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Door dash, door, dash, A big box of condoms, to
your to your to your manager. It's gonna yeah, it's
gonna go straight to that. Just it's just sit back
and watch firework.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
So you want grown people listening to this show to
just do pranks on the at their job today.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Hey, if you asking no food to tell you what
to do on Apri food, that's what I'm finna do.
I'm telling you this is good stuff. This makes this
makes it. They go fast.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, that's what we're worried about.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
All.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
You can just walk in your local favorite chicken place.
I can't popeye KFC, you know, Harold, You walk in
your favorite chicken place and just standing in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
The floor and go, my brother got the bird flud
eating his chicken yesterday.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Walk it's wrong with y'all? Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
How about this draw up some divorce papers, put them
in an envelope, seal it, address it to one of
your coworkers, Take it.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Down to the receptionist.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
How the receptionist come, drop it off to that particular coworker,
Sit back and watch the fireworks.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
What see you're playing too much?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Now?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
That is crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
That don't work.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Okay, if it's too far it works, Thank you, because
y'all not thinking foolery. You're thinking from the other side.
You think, I like, man, why would you do somebody?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
What do you I think he's doing exactly what I've
known he's capable of to us. See, y'all don't realize
how stupid he is. I've been, Yeah, Junior realized that
this was a day set aside for him.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I never looked at it that way.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
All right, all right, A gift basket, a gift basket.
Put some put all the hygiene products in there, d
Over and two based, moth watch, everything, et cetera. Put
it on a coworker's desk, put a card on it,
and let the card say, please start using these items.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
But we can't take it no more. That ain't a
that ain't a frank that needs to happen. I do
like that.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
You need to tell it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
That's what you do. Yeah, Yeah, we're giving you all
the tools. There's no more.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Yeah, y'all know what y'all know how I do love
these all. Ask everybody if they want any chicken from
the Chicken play. Okay, everybody that wants some chicken cool
three piece chicken wrap it off on like this when
they open it.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
There's three baby chicks in there that's gonna kill.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Today.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
From the one and only Nephew Tommy. Coming up next,
the prank phone call from the Nephew. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today and the subject is my man and

(46:34):
his Money. Okay, I like the title of that one.
We'll get into it and find out what it's all
about in just a few because right now it is
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. And
what you got for is neph on.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
This great getting up date. That is whose day? Who's Daykay?
That's right here is.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You said you're gonna do something with the church today.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Uh. You know what the church parking lot, because that's
where it goes down a lot, the church parking y'all
don't know, a lot of stuff go down before you
get into the church.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
That's a lot going onme.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Yeah, see when you're on the church ministry, that's a
different kind of minus y'all.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Y'all don't know. Parking lot ministry. That's just work minute. Yes,
yes they do.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I don't know if they ever come into the service.
I never see them in the service. I see them
here work, but I don't know if they ever come in.
I know they sweat in. They've probably been sweating out there,
but they don't. Never seem to make it to service.
But this is right here is church parking lot. Let's
go catch dog. Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to

(47:53):
reach you. How you doing, uh, Britanda. I want to
make sure I got the right person. You're the person
that you work at the at the first about I
go to uh my name, my name is Calvin got Brother,
Calvin Brother. I go to Saint Missionary Baptist Church where
you yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
So yeah, so everything all right, everything's fine. Well, I
got a little issue and I'm trying to get to
the bottom of it.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Now.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
You work in the before service start. You work in
the parking lot on and yeah yeah, yeah, and you
tell people where the park and stuff right right right?

Speaker 11 (48:28):
What you looking for some employment? You want to you
want to join us?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
No?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
No, no, what to see the issue I got, man,
I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
months now that Okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
So the problem is when I come to the church
last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
like my my my, my regular card and broke down
on me. So I had I got an old van
that I've been at that. Yeah, yeah, you know, I

(48:55):
got a old van and I've been using to get
around in. So now for the last two months, I've
been riding in it when I come into the church.
You know you and I find out who you were,
but you keep sending me to the back of the
parking lot.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
And then but you know I noticed, now, no bro,
not on the real.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
So you sending me to the back, and I'm noticing
when I see cars that's like two ten, twenty fifteen cars.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Well, brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
where we put model car. You know, I just direct
the traffic.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
the last two months you just direct traffic, but you
got but you directed me to the back every time.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
But a car behind me or a car in front
of me, it'll be going to the front.

Speaker 11 (49:41):
Now where you getting this information from me?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I didn't seen you man or send people to the
front to park.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
I didn't seen you do no, no, I just I
just put you know, the bigger vehicles in the in
the back and certain you know that it's really no schedule.
If you come in, I just I just direct you
to the right of the left. It's really nothing to it.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Really, So you're not trying to say, so my my
van being raggedy ain't the reason.

Speaker 11 (50:08):
Why I'm be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's
not what we're about. Now, Okay, Well, I'm sorry you
feel that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,
gonna make sure. No, no, let me tell you right
now when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna
tell you right now. If I get sent to the back,
I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be Now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get set.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
To the back.

Speaker 11 (50:35):
Now, you don't have to cut up. Just this, calm down.
It's not it's not that serious.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
No, it is serious. See what I already know. I
know I got a ragged van. I know that I
know that but I see that's the reason why I'm
getting sent to the back. And I know it because
the car I had before y'all were sending me up front.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
So already.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
No, I'm just saying, I'm telling you right now, Brendy,
I'm telling you right now, it's gonna be a problem
if I.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Get sent to the back.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
Brother, it just with me out and no no, or
did you know I.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Didn't single you out? You you are the person that
has been sending me to the back.

Speaker 11 (51:07):
Dude, No, No, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Hey, man, why you keep Why are you sending why
why are you accusing me of I'm saying because I
didn't seen it. No, you are.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
You're calling me. You're calling me out of the blue,
and you accuse me of something that I'm not doing.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
No, No, you have sent my ragged band to the back.
You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
you have done havn't.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yes you have, Yes you have. You sent all the
predy cars up front. That's what you're doing. But I
tell you what comes Sunday gonna build problem.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Now.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
You threatened me. I mean now, now listen, we we
we can meet up at it. We can meet up
there to be for any cars get there?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
How about that.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
I don't care how you want to do it, Brendon,
You actually do know how you want to do it,
So bring it then. Okay, I'm letting you know my car, yea,
my van gonna build comes give Ben give band.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
It's me and you.

Speaker 11 (51:55):
How about that? You want you and you want to
talk to Tony stuff?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Oh oh okay, so you are you swear it all up? Now?
All right?

Speaker 11 (52:01):
So now like you already did so, I guess I'm
making Okay, well, no, I'm going to call listen, brother, brother, listen,
You're not gonna call my phone and threaten me and
tell me what you what you think I did when
I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I told you man, you've been sending me to the man.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
That's what we passed, what you thought.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Okay, that's what it is. No, it's what I know.
It's what I know, Brendan, it's what I know. Okay,
you didn't you didn't see where you at right now?

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Okay, you know you know work, you know what. I'll
tell you what you are right now, come, Sonny, that's
your damn brend.

Speaker 11 (52:31):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how about what
you're doing right now?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
work right now.

Speaker 11 (52:36):
Oh oh so you you at work calling me about
some bull parking spots.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
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at you. No, look at the cus you know.

Speaker 11 (52:47):
No, no matter of fact you Okay, if you want
to do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
We'll be at okay.

Speaker 11 (52:54):
Okay, that's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
You don't know who you with.

Speaker 11 (53:04):
Okay, I didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm
just in the church trying to get my life together.
And you said you're just gonna talk to me. You
got another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that
right now. So if you want to get it off,
meet me in the parking lot right now. I give
you a hour to get there your piece tonight.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Now you're trying to scare me with your god, with
your background. What it is not you're trying to scare
me with your background or something like ever, then you
I ain't know.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You have been in jail with the wrong one. I'm
just gonna say this. Do you know Lester that that
also want he also had a cars.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Parking Would you by yourself out of this.

Speaker 11 (53:40):
You're talking about? I know a Lester?

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot, got
me the friend from the car. I brought the lockdown
out there?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
You man?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Did I bring the lockdown out there?

Speaker 11 (54:08):
Strangle y'all? Got me out here talking reckless?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
This for hanging in there, bro, and then do this
for me. Man, tell me this. What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 11 (54:22):
Man, it's Steve Harvey Radio. Man.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Hey man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up in
a van, show them some love. But show them some love.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
I might have to call out this week and my
heart can teake you.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And there you have it.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
That's that, nephew, y'all. That's that check barking all right,
all right, nephew, And it's going down Knoxville, Tennessee. This
is the ninetieth South Central Province Council Comedy Show. Is
what it is Copypo Stithea Training Incorporated, Knoxville, Tennessee, Downtown Hilton,
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(55:01):
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(55:23):
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Speaker 2 (55:35):
You heard what I said?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
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Speaker 1 (56:49):
Thank you, f you. Subject to My Man and his Money.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for almost two years.
My husband and I are both in the insurance field.
When I met him, he was going through divorce and
he lived in a condo that he was renovating. I
was living in an apartment because I just finished college

(57:09):
and was starting my career. He's eleven years older than
I am, but he always made me feel like his equal.
Things changed once we got married. I asked about a
joint account so I can start buying furniture for our house.
He said he doesn't want to mix the money because
he got burned in his last marriage. He said that
he will go with me and he will buy all

(57:31):
of the furniture. That was fine, but I am still
interested in having a joint account. I asked my uncle,
who's been married for thirty years, and he said, it
seems like my husband doesn't trust me. That bothers me.
I'm also bothered by the fact that I don't have
access to his condo that he rents out. He said
he can take care of it on its own, and

(57:52):
it's best to keep those kinds of things separate. I
would press the issue, but I don't want it to
look like I'm money hungry or one to take over
things that belong to him. I heard rumors that his
family calls me a gold digger, but I'm not. When
he mentioned getting a prenup before marriage, I told him
I'd sign it. I'm young but proud, and I want

(58:14):
to do well at work and make my own money.
He pays the bills and all of our living expenses,
and I do whatever I want with my money. But
I still want access to more money if I need it.
He says, He'll always give me whatever I want. All
I have to do is ask. This really irritates me.
Who does my husband love the most me or all

(58:36):
of his money? Well, he does love he does love you,
But your uncle is right. I mean, he doesn't trust
you where his money is concerned. People bring baggage into
their marriages, and his baggage is fear fear that you'll
take his money like those before you, like in his
previous marriage. Like you said, you're much younger by eleven years,

(58:58):
and people are in his ear you being a gold
digger and all that. He knows. You offered to sign
the pre nup, but keeping his money and his condo
are his comfort level right now. You can live with that,
So you need to make the necessary adjustments in this
marriage for you continue to let him pay all the bills,
all that all your living expenses. That's a blessing. Just

(59:23):
so you know, I say, don't try to change him. Listen,
you get to keep all your money. You got to
look at this a different way. You get to keep
all your money saved, your money, put some aside so
you can buy your own property one day. Forget a
joint account. That's not going to happen. He's not into that,
and that is your reality. So I say, meet him

(59:43):
where he is. Live your life. He said he'll give
you whatever you want, and he's doing that, So stop complaining.
Worry about yourself.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Steve, you know, young sister, I would advise you know
you do have a problem, and Sureley pointed it out
at the top. He just doesn't trust you because he's
been burned in the past and he thinks that it
can happen to him again. So he don't want to
mix money. You want a joint account for reasons where

(01:00:12):
you want to say, hey, this is you know hours,
this is mister and misses. You want to be able
to walk in the bank and feel like you have
something with your husband.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
All of this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Should have been discussed before y'all got married. All of this, See,
that's what happens when you marry people that you don't
really know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Now, y'all got caught up in the hype and all
like this. Here he was living in a condo, he
was renovating because he was going through a divorce. You
was living in an apartment because you had just finished
college and was starting your career. All this is good
right here, But y'all got married so quick that you
don't know each other. Now the family's calling you a
gold digger. Now, obviously this guy is doing really well

(01:00:55):
in insurance. You're starting your career in insurance. That he's
doing really well in insurance. Now he asks you to
sign a prenupe and you said you sign it. Look,
times have changed now, it's just the way it is.
I can sit over here and tell y'all all I
want this is how it go, This is what you
should have did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
It's a new day. Y'all not listening to that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
You all have this idea that you can rewrite the
rules of marriage, that you all can rewrite what it
means to be together. But when it comes down to it,
it's all gonna come back to the same thing. Will
you sacrifice for this person? Do you love this person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Are you willing to compromise with this person? And how
much will you do for this person?

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
What are your limits? That's what a relationship is. But
you all have this new fangled idea of relationship that
you're gonna rewrite it. We'll go ahead and rewrite it,
and we'll just keep going over how it's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Going for you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
So, because you didn't cover none of this information when
you first got married, here we are.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
I told you when he was going through the divorce,
he renovated places you were starting your career.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
But this man is eleven years older than you. That
ain't no big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
But he's always made you feel like his equal. And
then you say things change once we got married, Well,
what you ain't the equal no more? Because you didn't
have a joint account before you got married. You didn't
have access to his money before you got married. And
that's really what this whole letter is about. You want
access to the money. Even though he lets you keep

(01:02:36):
your all, you want access to all the money in
case you need more. His response is ask me and
I'll give you anything you want.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
I know a lot of women would fight and killed
to get a relationship like this and then I know
it's some women in that talking about girl.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You better get your name on everything. You don't have
to keep to the apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Hang on, Steve, we will have part two of your
response coming up at twenty three minutes after today's strawberry letter.
Subject is my man and his money. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(01:03:21):
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let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is my man
and his money.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Here's this young girl.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Who graduated from college, who has an apartment, starting her
career in insurance field.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Met a man that's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Eleven years older than her, obviously doing really really well
in insurance field. But he's going through a divorce, so
he wasn't living in the house. He was living in
that condo, renovating it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
They meet. They've been married now for two years.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
She was telling him he's a great guy, but all
of a sudden things changed when they got married. And
he's always made her feel like they were equal until
they got married, and she wanted to do things a
little bit differently, so she wanted to open up a
joint account. He said he ain't opening up no joint account.

(01:04:44):
Your money is yours and my money is mine. Well
that's not what they're gonna say when the divorce come.
I can tell you that right now. You can stop
all this mine and yours. It's yalls. If you go
to court, it's gonna be y'alls. So but before we
go to court, but you don't have to the divorce
behind this. But you need an understanding. But this is
an understanding you should have got before you got married.

(01:05:07):
He doesn't want to join account. He refuses to do that,
but he says he'll give you anything you want. All
you do is ask for it. So here's the example
she used. I asked about to join account so I
can start buying furniture for our house. He said he
doesn't want to mix the money because the way he

(01:05:27):
got burned in his last relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
But he said he'll go with you and he will
buy all the furniture.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Now you said, okay, that's fine, but I'm still interested
in having a joint account. Then you went and to
ask your uncle, who'll be married for thirty years, and
he said, it seems like your husband don't trust you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
That's exactly what it is. And you didn't have to
go to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Your uncle because he told you, I don't want to
mix money because of the way it ended in his
last relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
So Shirley's right about that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
He done brought the baggage from that relationship to the
new relationship, so now he don't want to split no
money with you. And your uncle told you it seemed
like your husband don't trust you. That's well, that's what
that is. Then you say, well that bothered me. Then
you say you bothered by the fact that I don't
have access to his condo that he rents out. He

(01:06:26):
said he can take care of it on his own.
And it's best to keep those things separate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
So so listen to me.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
When you met him, he was living in this condo
that he renovated. You know why he was living there
because his ex wife got the house. So now what
he don't want to do is put your name on
this he and he lose another house. Put you the
one he was living in in rental faith. But once
you get married, all that becomes joint property. Anyway, he

(01:06:56):
gonna lose it anyway. I hate to tell you that
I would press the issue, but I don't want to
look like I'm money hungry or want to take over
things that belong to him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I heard rumors that his family calls me a gold digger.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Well, see, young lady, you don't want it to seem
like you money hungry or you want to take over
things that belong to him. But you want access to it.
You want to join the count. And I'll tell you
why you want access to it, and no better what
I'll let you tell me. When he mentioned getting a
prenup before marriage, I told him I'd sign it. I'm young,
but I'm proud. I want to do well and work

(01:07:32):
and make my own money. He pays the bills and
all I live in expenses and I do whatever I
want to do with my money, But I still want
access to more money if I need it. That's what
this letter is about. He does everything for you, get
you anything you want, by all the furniture, pay all

(01:07:55):
the bills, and you could do whatever you want with
your money, But I still bill won't access to more
money if I need it, and you're gonna need it
because you're gonna spend all your money, he says, he
will always give me whatever I want. All I gotta
do is ask. This really irritates me. Who does my
husband love the most?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Me?

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Are all his money? I think you're proposing the wrong questions.
This is not a question of does he love you
or his money the most?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
The question is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Can you live under these circumstances, because clearly he has
made up his mind. I'm not giving you access to
nothing I've built before and prior to this marriage, but
in this marriage, I will take care of everything. So
like right now, he seems like a really good provider,
But you want access to more money, and he asked

(01:08:51):
you for a pre nup. I don't know what to
tell you, young lady, because there's so many things. See,
if a man asks you for a prenup, that should
have let you know something right there. But pre nups
are big now and everybody's doing pre nups. It's just
the way of the world. But I will make this statement,
like I've made a hundred times. I have never met
a couple that had a pre numb that did not

(01:09:14):
use it. It is a preparation for failure. It is
a preparation in event that something happens, and that's what
you're preparing for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
That's what's gonna happen. So it's just that way.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
That sounds old fashioned and hochey, but that's what it is.
But it's okay to get a pre nup. Just get
ready for the results.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Well, she said she signed it, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
She did say that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
All right, Lee, you're coming.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Well, then you can quit, won't in this joint account?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
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It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
All right, there's only eight games left in the NBA
regular season. We're about to get into these playoffs. The
seating right now is in the east, Detroit is one,
Boston two, New York three, Cleveland four, Toronto five, and
Atlanta is six. Philadelphia seventh, Oklahoma City, I mean Orlando
was eight, Miami's nine, and Charlotte's ten. In the West,

(01:11:16):
Oklahoma City is number one, San Antonio two. Los Angeles
is three, Denver fourth, Minnesota five, Houston six, Phoenix is seven, LA,
Clippers is eight, Portland's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Is nine, and Golden State is ten. Now here it is.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
Tournament starts April fourteenth through the seventeenth, and in the
play in tournament, you will have Philadelphia, if it's right now,
Philadelphia play Charlotte, and then you have Orlando and Miami
play and then in the West it would be Phoenix
versus Golden State, the Clippers versus Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Now here's the issue.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Only three end right now is Detroit, Boston, and New
York in the east, and in the West is Oklahoma
City and San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Do we feel like San Antonio.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Could actually be in the NBA finals with this boy
Victor win bin Yama because it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Is he he's a candidate.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
We could we could talk, now, can you hear asked
the question.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
You won't let me set it up, so I can
go ahead, Just ask a question. Don't just ask the question?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
So four five six they just one game difference? Is
or what the way you mentioned four five six long
time ago? So you you was asking as he went,
he was.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Yeah, I was what who is right now has played
on April fourteenth through the seventeenth. That's what I was doing, Tommy,
That's what I was setting up, you know, four five six,
I said, this is not set yet. Only three people
are in is in the East is Detroit, Boston, New
York and then Nuet. It's only Oklahoma City and San
Antonio that I guarantee a playoff spot.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
That's what I was setting up, Tiny, That's what I
was doing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
I was asking, is this a year that San Antonio
could be in the NBA finals with Victor winm Binyama
and the way that he's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Playing, if he sets up and stays healthy. Yeah, because
he is a candidate for m v P. See, this
is why you need to player like shock at We
don't know it last name, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, yeah, you just don't know how to show though.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Matter fashion show in a PA, he says. Steve Hobby said,
my man, that boy is tall, and I mean people
is around him like roaches.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
And we was in Paris too. It was on him
like roaches.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Where he's from there?

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, all right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the
top of the hour, a wife has sexual tension with
someone in her home and it's not her husband. She
needs some advice. We'll get into it right. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is from Rose

(01:14:11):
and Lansing. Rose says, my husband's cousin and his cousin's
wife are staying in our basement for two months. The
wife works from home, and so do I. I walk
around around in big comfy momos with no underwear while
I'm working. The wife commented on how my body was
jiggling underneath my moomoo. She said, it's sexy. I got

(01:14:34):
so turned on, but I just laughed and said thanks.
The sexual tension is thick when we're alone, so it's
bound to happen real soon. Is that a bad idea
because we're like family?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Uh huh wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
This is your husband's cousin, cousin's wife.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
And his wife related today. So yeah, yeah, yes, he
was having through women. She liked the wine. Yeah, that
was in the heaven. I don't say if it's jiggling
like that, I get it. I understand what you want

(01:15:13):
me to say, Afred. What else do you want to
get from me? We like it? What the first got
to do with it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Today. So so she's saying it's about the wife is
saying it's bound to happen real soon. It's a bad
idea because they're like family, because they're like so, I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Mean, okay, listen, you you you gave us a statement.
You made this statement right here. It's bound to happen soon. Okay,
So now what you want me and Shirley Neil wanted
good wanting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Yeah, so it's gonna happen. Basically, she just said that's
what's going on. Yeah, it's gonna happen, she said.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
And they be alone a lot, Yeah they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
But still this is considered still cheating on her husband.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
Every time I've seen it jiggle. Every time I've seen
it jiggle, it's happened. I understain when the jiggling happens,
it just happens.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Wow, Wow, we're coming into comment.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
I'm the only one addicted to jiggle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
No one else has spoken up about.

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
It, but you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
So I'm the only one. I'm the only one that
just love jiggle. It's just me.

Speaker 8 (01:16:36):
Or Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna fall here
with this food.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
No, you don't like jiggle. He said he likes his
wife's jiggle.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Tell me he talking about I'm only one, just addicted
to jiggle. Anybody loud with it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Loud and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Everybody's trying to be quiet, all right with the jiggle?
You like jiggle?

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Say it? You better shine on your day. You bet you're.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
If you're in your car saying, baby, you have nothing
to say to your nephew. I know this safer fool's day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
We know not for him. I don't have nothing safe
for him. We know who he is. I have nothing
to say to Junior. When he brought up his wife's jiggles,
I just let that go. I don't know. Looking to
everybody is all I was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
That's all he was saying.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
Yeah, yeah, hold on, you ain't been somewhere and seen
some other jiggles, and wouldn't you ain't seen no other?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
No, I ain't never seen another gem. Don't come past
you didn't another gigg another one? You been at the
airport and saw some jiggles.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
To I'll be having shades. I'll be sleeping that I
haven't seen that jiggle boy was talking about. Okay, here's
a question. So you all like the jiggle? So forget
spanks and all that stuff that holds you in. You
want to see the jiggle. Now, what is happening? What
is all this money for spanks and everything?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Wabbling is two different things. Now Sometimes when you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Jiggle, jiggle and loose is too different. It looked like
it ben't got loose.

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
If you look like it didn't broke out, you know
how to know, you know how gumbo do when it
hit rice and it just breaks out running like that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
All right, Yeah, this is your day coming up. We'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We want
to congratulate one of our own guys. She is Megan Taylor,

(01:19:04):
our digital content producer. Ten years ago, our very own
Megan created her Women in Radio organization, I'll say it again,
Women in Radio organization. She created it to empower and
support female professionals in the radio industry. Women in Radio's
mission is to create space where women can come together,

(01:19:25):
connect and share resources, and recently, Women in Radio celebrated
its tenth anniversary with a private dinner in Atlanta. So
cheers to ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
All right. If she did that, she did that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
So if you want more, you want more information about
women in radio the organization, all you have to do
is go to Women in Radio dot Org. That's Women
in Radio dot Org.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Yes, so what do we need to do to get
Megan to set up me and in radio? She don't
want to give that. She don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
No, it's not needed. You're just taking this April Fool's
Day thing as far as you can go with it. Huh,
men and radio that'd be good? No myself, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Please don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
She's doing her thing. No, congratulations making we love her again.
It's women in Radio dot Org. If you want more information,
great organization.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Nice, no, man, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Yeah, and we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at thirty three minutes after we will
play a round of would you rather? Right after this
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Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather drive an ambulance for a hospital or
would you rather drive a hearse for a funeral home?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I'm driving a Hurst? I got. I got to get
the funny out of this. I'm driving it Hurst.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
With a dead buddy jumping back rolling.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
See, it's too sad a job driving a hers. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
I can't hear no noise in the back. I can't
hear none when I'm driving. I got fifty radio off
my bed andess I see nothing move. You don't even understand, man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
So you're driving me ambuline.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
I'm gonna drive a last And if you've you dead
by the time we get that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
That's a whole nother story. Yeah, that's what y'all hanging there.
I got the siren on, I got my foot to
the floor. I'm getting it fast as it can. But
I'm now I can't drive him. Dead people around and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Then the people following the cast and tear back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
In the car behind the crank with the lights on
the flag.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
He looks, so police, Hey, what do they put the
flag on now? Because the ain't no more intends.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I've never had experienced where all of them had it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Yeah, that used to be the thing we yead every
car had an intent on it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Junior ambulance or oh I'm driving an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Because he because he can kill two birds with lunchte Yeah,
I get that. We both gone so here and head
that I can look over my shoulders say I know
what you're going through. Put you wedvice. I'm a car
head and call away.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Be ready.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
He'p out of line? All right, coming in and stay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Would you rather, as we move on, would you rather
wear a turtleneck with a suit or would you rather
go sirt shirtless with a suit. Okay, you gottat on
with a turtleneck for you got suit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Tle. I ain't got that kind of chat. Next, I
ain't never seen a suit with no shirt on really
the appropriate place for it. I've seen some dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Look good in it, but you know on stage, maybe
on stage?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
How many people is that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Fingers? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Would you rather sleep in a twin bed with your wife?
Or would you rather sleep on a king waterbed with
your wife?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I don't number both of them, Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
I'm gonna go I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
I'm let me go back. I can't do that water
being no more. I can't do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
They still make those.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Bed you're touching all night? Now hold up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Getting in here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
I got to get some sleep, Okay, but I got
to get some sleep. Stop touching me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
All right, guys, that's today's round It would you rather
coming up next? It is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
only Steve Harvey Right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Blessed stej call this your boy,
Chris Broke. Hey, this is Keisha Cole, Got people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
This is Kirk Franklin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Hey, this is John Legend.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day on this April Fool's Day, and it only
seems fitting Steve as we get ready to close out
the show that since this is Tommy's day, we give
the floor to him and let him. Well, ask you
a question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
I had a couple I did just stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
You know, this is just from your mind.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Yeah, if on my mind, it's for wisdom and knowledge,
just just to be just to know, you know. Let
me ask you this man, if you if if beside,
if a number two moved to the number one position,
sure does she know somebody else gonna be number two?

(01:26:08):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
You know when you move up a side piece question
you're asking when.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
You move up, she can come number one? Don't she?
Yill that she has to be replaced? Well, somebody has
to be somebody has to fill in the two position, right,
So she.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Just moved from two to one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Big move, great move, big move.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
But but that don't mean to but that don't mean
too gonna be empty you know, I'm just saying anybody
gonna just have to empty that don't make no sense
to me. I don't get that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
I'm sorry they show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Don't you fill the position? Tommy? There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
I apologize, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
I wrote and tell her that her position will be
feeling in advance.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Now, Tommy, okay, we know today is your day, but
Junior will usually ask Steve a question motivational inspirational.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Type.

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
I'm not trying to mention nothing. I'm not trying to
get Steve inspire me to do nothing. I don't need
all that. Let me ask you this here. If you
work at the unemployment office and you get fired, ain't
you gonna be right back up there tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Again? I apologize, Steve, I really do.

Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
At least you'll know exactly where to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
I bet your attitude to be different.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
Then.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Yeah, now we've got the attitude, Junior. Anything please please Jesus?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Oh man, here's something that we could we could really discussed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Unc man.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
I don't know why time you couldn't think of this,
but can you talk to us about man? The power
of just being grateful man? Because sometimes we forget how
grateful we need to be called complaining. Sometimes, man, we
start getting ahead of ourself, you know. And man, it's
just good to know that you can still be grateful
even when it's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Not going right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
This is April first, This is not a grateful day.
That's not what grateful April fool. Go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, go ahead, talk discussed it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Give him some wisdom telling them how to be great
and what you need to be thankful fun how you know,
just gone and jump and how we're gonna get there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
And I'll tell you, Junior, one of the things I'm
most grateful for is that I'm not him.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Sometimes, man, you have to be grateful for the stuff
that's right in front of your.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Face when you come to work and you work with
a food everything, and they give him a day called
April food. But he has shown up year round, waiting
on that one day of recognition, and then when that
day comes, he don't ever let us down. I'm so

(01:29:16):
grateful that I'm not him. I think the Lord that
I know something, appreciate it. I think the Lord that
I don't say everything that's on my stupid mind. I
thank him that everything come out of my mouth don't
sound like dribble. I thank god that sometimes when I'm

(01:29:42):
looking at people in their face and I'm talking to
him and I'm serious, and they.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Just frown.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Because I have said something so stupid that they need
clarity on it right now. But at the same time,
I'm grateful for Tommy. I'm grateful because you need to
see the opposite of what you need to be, Because
I've said this a million times. Knowing what not to

(01:30:12):
do and knowing who not to be is just as
portant is knowing what to do and who you should be.
He has been a fine example of high level stupidity.
He has reigned supreme. He is unchallenged. He's the king

(01:30:32):
of pranks, the king of stupidity. What more could he be?
And I don't think there is a man who could
do it better. I've met a lot of people in
my time, but I've never met a fool more content
with being a fool.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Tell me do that poem that you do? Tis he
the diller that said that with a You don't know
he's stupid either. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
Without Oh damn, don't care. Come on, put me into
good fooling. For those wistards, I think they have the
do often prove the fools. For I am sure that I,
like THEE may pass for a wise man. For what
says Hornopolis, better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
I'll be.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
You know when Shakespeare noted this wouldn't be somebody come
along and pitched this poem and he wrote it anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
That's bullsight, that's vision. Y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Have a great day to day April Fool's Day, Stay
on port, y'all. Don't let nobody trick you. Have ay
temmy happy day dog.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
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