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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Ya listening to.

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Don't Joy?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah Joy, you.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Turn, you.

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Gotta turn.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
to turn the mouth. The water of the moat up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look me, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think that I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me
down one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Man o, man o, man, I just I have to
tell you this. How good is the God I serve?

(02:25):
How amazing is he? That's that's all I you know.
And you know what, really, man, when I try to
explain how I feel about what he does for me, really,
the words that I come up with, that they just
they they inadequate. Man, They don't they don't cut it.
They really don't. You know, I could say amazing. At

(02:45):
one time. I even just got that. I tried something
real ignorant. One time, I just said, you know, God
is just super captual, fragilistic as be all adocious. I
just tried that. See how that felt. That's that's all
to chain he is with me. I just try to
because see how that felt. But then I ain't feel
right saying that's the fact that he's amazing and awesome
and he's an awesome God. You hear people say that

(03:06):
is it's bigger than that too, man. So you know,
as hard as I try, no matter what I do
every day, I'm gonna come up short with trying to
explain to you exactly how he works and how he
is for me.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So I just thank him that every day every chance
I get here.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
It is it is your determination and your effort. Listen
to me carefully. It is your determination and your effort.
I think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,
I just want you to hear me out. I think

(03:45):
what stops the average person from becoming successful is that
we don't realize the effort that it takes. And that's
just truth. I found that to be so true in
my life and my talking to people and meeting people,
and people are asking me questions about it in me
trying to figure out the way myself. I don't think

(04:08):
that you really can comprehend the effort that it takes
to become successful. This is the thing that you have
to wrap your mind around very quickly. If you want
to be successful on any level in any area. The
dream is the beginning. Good Lord, let me tell you something.
The determination and effort is massive. You cannot be overly

(04:35):
concerned with sleep. If you are a person who is
always concerned about sleep, gets success out your mind. Ain't
fin to have a partner, is not finn happen. You
cannot be that concerned about sleep. Now listen to me.
You have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.

(04:56):
I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.
My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
got my rest, but I got just enough to get
back to it, and I got back on the grind
to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest

(05:18):
so I could go and put forth some more effort.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
But listen to me.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
get successful, you know you learn as you go to

(05:46):
work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
may have eight hours available to you. But on the
way up there, I don't see how you can do it,
I promise you.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come for it. I
did it. Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Because everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down
and had real talks with, they wasn't concerned with sleeping.
You cannot be concerned with sleeping. If you want to
be successful. How can this.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Happen for you? Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
that the effort that is required to be successful will

(06:44):
take everything you have, and when you think you've given
your all, it's gonna require some more. The quality of
your chield is amazing. See okay, listen to what is
sitting around having a bill every day?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Fault?

Speaker 8 (07:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
But they's sitting down smoking weed for every day, Pa.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Come on, man, for real, But if you took that
beer drinking, weeds smoking chill time and applied it to
progressing yourself towards your dream. When you do carve out
a vacation, guess where you be able to go. Guess
what part of the world you can go see. Guess
how you can cheer up now instead of you just

(07:27):
driving Every year your family to the family union, sit
at the same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in
two ten families don't never pool they money in.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They down there eating like y'all eating.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
You got attitude cause cause the day or day side
don't have a chip in or not.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
They down there eating the extra potatoes at and making places.
You're not huguing about this every year?

Speaker 7 (07:47):
For real, man, they ain't got the T shirt money,
you know, they got the same T shirt on. They
ain't put in that really, man, so so so so
so you want that to be it every year? Or
do you want this year I'm taking my family to
New Orleans, or I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon.
I'm taking my family down to the beach.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
This year.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Me, me and my family gonna go sight see We're
gonna go ride a couple of river on Chicago. Me
and my family gonna go skiing this year. Me and
me and my family going out to La Man.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
We go.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
We're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,
you know it can happen like that. But if you
ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.
That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort

(08:40):
gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort. See,
the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's extra.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
a massive assault on your dreams?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Quit sitting up.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
In here, man, trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man,
I wish I could tell you another way.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
But it ain't one.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Here's what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much
sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.
And once I got enough rest to get up and
get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
a tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He said,

(09:30):
to see if I can pull it up while I'm
talking to you. But he just sent me a little
sign just what nothing, just a little something to say,
Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
and I sent it to you. It said no alarm
clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.

(09:56):
That's what you got to.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Be about your listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. In his Opponents to Steve Harby Morning
Show is here. It starts with gratitude, which affects your attitude,
which determines your altitude.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
If you get those three tudes, and uh see if
you straighten out.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Your tube, if you just get your tood straight, sky's
the limit. Gratitude, attitude, altitude. You got to head the
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Speaker 7 (10:33):
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(10:54):
call her by her lovely name. With Mississippi and see
Monica today. Go ahead, Junior wants someone you.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Know, ask this man, let me ask you this.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Okay, So you know, you see a girl's beautiful, find
all these things, all these great qualities, you know, eyes, right, everything. Yeah,
but then you find out she's snowing. Is that still
a turn on?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Well, don't don't sleep with her, don't stay, don't stay,
don't stay.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Don't not walk.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Away from all this fineness because of this one flow,
because you have flawss.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
You just don't stab the perfect.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Find another reason to go in there and get on
the couch, go watch TV, do anything, but just guid
the goud away from the flow because we have flaws.
I'm not walking away from the finess you just described.
He because she snowed, And I'll be over there next

(11:58):
day with the band aids to go over the top
of your nose, Come back with help, come back the
next night with one of their mouth.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Gods, you sleeping look like a dental plate.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Nothing that's gonna stop you.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Yes, for fineness, especially snowing, it only occurred when you sleep.
Oh you mean your flaw ain't when you up? Oh,
I'm dealing with her.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Whoa matter of fact, she mindo.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
She flawless. Yeah, she do a couple of things at
night I don't care for.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
But for the most part and all the way up to.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
That night, though, Wow, Hey, she's excellent. He talks well
around people. She's beautiful. She gotta walk on the looking
her eyes. Yea, you know she's pleasant.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
What's all?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
What's wrong with them? Well, she's snowing. How bad is it?
I really don't know. I'm never there. I heard it
in the other room. Its sound ferocious, but I won't
never open the door to see how serious it is. Well,
how bad is it? Well, she sucked the bathtile down

(13:17):
her throat one night and the choke and I had
to pull it out there.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Other than that, she find it help deal with it powerful, Well, dog,
how bad is it?

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Well?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
I bought some sheets that wasn't fitted and she knit
choked on them one night.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Too or so, and to make sure we buy feet
a sheet.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Other than that, she thinks we're moving on.

Speaker 12 (13:40):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, It
is the nephew.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
And run that prank back right after this.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
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nephew and run that prank back what you got for us.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Net Let's try to start doing two minutes and less.
Let's start with that. I don't know, I know it
ain't gonna work. I just thought i'd put it out
there anyway. This right here is three minute remarks, three
minute remark. Let's go get you.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please.

Speaker 14 (14:44):
Yeah, this is Keith, Keith.

Speaker 8 (14:47):
How you doing? This is Lawrence overhead Heel Funeral Home. Okay,
we are the ones that have the doing the funeral
for sister Dolores. That is your aunt. Am I am
I understanding? Right?

Speaker 14 (15:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:04):
That's Monti Okay and as you know, the funeral is
uh this coming Thursday.

Speaker 14 (15:12):
Yes, I'll be that Thursday.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
my attention, uh that you were going to be giving
remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay.
I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
print the programs for the funeral and let you know

(15:36):
that they have taken you off for the remarks because
they say that you're not going to be.

Speaker 14 (15:44):
Oh what do you mean taking me off?

Speaker 8 (15:48):
Well, what I'm saying is they say that you're not
going to abide by the two three minute rule that
they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken
you off. And uhh, who is they?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Come?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Who?

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Who?

Speaker 14 (16:05):
What's the name of.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
Lord, and who who told you to take me off?

Speaker 8 (16:16):
One of the one of the family members I'm assuming
is who who made the adjustment?

Speaker 14 (16:21):
And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program. Who else is on the list?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
I mean there's quite a few family members doing different
things throughout the funeral.

Speaker 14 (16:34):
Okay, So how did you get to my name is
what I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
That they said that. Listen to me. Listen, Listen to me.
Listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me. What they
said is that you weren't going to abide by the time.
You weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
or less.

Speaker 14 (16:54):
Listen, listen, listen, listen. Might don't you raise me? He
put me through and you think I'm finna. I'm finel
goes down her funeral and be under two minutes.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
Well and well, listen to listen, brother Keith, Brother, keep
listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people
who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less.

Speaker 14 (17:18):
Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what mister
Laws got.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
On the list?

Speaker 14 (17:23):
Is she on the list?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (17:26):
We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's singing
name off the list.

Speaker 14 (17:32):
Take her off the list and put me where she's
supposed to be with my time and her time?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Is Bobby the Bobby? Now, yes, Bobby Jr. Has given remarks.
That's what that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes.

Speaker 14 (17:51):
Their son, the one that been locked up. He just
got out of till the truth be told, he's the
one put her in the coat. You need to take
him off the list to give me all that time,
because I mean, if I ain't gonna take.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
Nothing, brother Keith, let me let me. Let me just
say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that I can.

Speaker 14 (18:19):
Sir, you already you already take you already taking people
name off, you're taking my name off.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
But but they they orchestrated this though his.

Speaker 14 (18:29):
Day, who is Day? They for having much problems, They
try to take me off my hockey program?

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Who was day?

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Sir?

Speaker 8 (18:38):
I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But until
they say that you can do matter, sure, I'm not gonna.
I don't wanna. I don't want to have this. This
turned out to be bad, and we want to have
a great homegoing for sister Delord.

Speaker 14 (18:54):
Okay, right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
I guarantee you, I guarantee you it's gonna be a
truthful one of that somebody else want to get in
the car for two, I can't tell you that if
I don't get to say nothing to my untief. You
know mons, you didn't pay for college. I didn't put
six thousand dollars in funeral. I bet you I'll tell

(19:14):
you this. I'll tell you this, mister Lawd. I bet
you whether I'm on the program I'm not. I bet
you I'll stay with them. I want to. I bet
you that much. You tell day that I didn't you
find I see them put me through college. I put
money on the funeral. Call around to see who ain't
putting no money on the feudal tell them they can't

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be on the program?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Man?

Speaker 8 (19:38):
Uh keith they when they decide who who Who's on it?
If they changed the format, then I will call you back.

Speaker 14 (19:48):
Who who is vain? That's what I'm trying to get.
Get you understand who is they?

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,
go ahead, man, I just want to say this, keep
with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked
by your cousin, Bobby Jr.

Speaker 14 (20:15):
You bull, I'm up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that
my mother pressures all over. I ain't got time be
playing man taking me off the program.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
I'm oh, Bibba said, y'all grew up like brothers man,
and you was. You was basically another son of mister Lords.

Speaker 14 (20:45):
That's right, Yes, yes I was.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Man.

Speaker 14 (20:48):
Oh my.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 14 (20:56):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
And then you have it, Shirley.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
All rightee remarks I will be back on Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Can I say this real quick?

Speaker 13 (21:13):
Coming up, Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife twenty four years.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Twenty four years.

Speaker 13 (21:18):
He's Jacqueline Misso girl putting up with me for twenty four.

Speaker 12 (21:27):
All right, congratulations Tommy and Jackie coming up next to
his as the COLO or Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
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Steve Harvey Morning Show. Think about the people who mean
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(22:07):
or globelife radio dot com. It is time to ask
the CLO. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, is here
for Jane and Seattle, who says, I'm a thirty eight
year old white woman married to a forty year old
black man. He cooks and cleans because he wants to,
and because I can't cook. His sister visited us and

(22:29):
called him a slave. He laughed it off, but I
got mad. Why didn't he check her? Because why didn't
he check her? Well, what are you going to say
to assistant?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, I mean, what do you say slave?

Speaker 7 (22:44):
See black people, let me tell you some white slaves.
Black people have certain liberties with each other that you
may not have. Now, if you call him a slave,
you're gonna be out the family so fast. But black
people have certain liberties they can take with each other.
So now he just said, you're just a little slave
over here. You know, he laughed at all, But she

(23:07):
knew what she implied, and he knew what she implied,
But it's his sister.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
There's nothing he can do about it.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Now, what you should have did was said, I'll resent
you saying that, But then you have found out your
name was fit to be massive, real fast, and then
she was gonna turn into that turner and this would
have been a whole slave bio pic. So you know,
I ain't got no advice for you. It's just when

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black people is talking, let him go on and have that.
Just stay out the way long as they don't drag
you in it. That's some personal stuff. That's my advice
to you.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
And don't get mad. Don't get mad.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
No no no no no no no no. You get
mad if you want to, but do not join in.
That's what you can't. Don't don't jump in.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Keep your anger to yourself, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You know you gonna you don't You know, I don't
want you to get snappy.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Shut up kissing, don't do it, don't do it?

Speaker 13 (24:07):
All sure, sir, I want to read the next one
because you ain't gonna read the next one, right, go ahead,
go ahead, all right, all right, this is Keisha and
athens up. My husband was talking to his mother on
the bluetooth in the car, and she asked him, where
is his fat white?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
My husband got real mad in me.

Speaker 13 (24:24):
My husband got real, real mad at me when I said,
right here? Why is he mad at me? And not
his big head mama?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
What I wrong?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You're right? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Yes, Sureley won't gonna read that right.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Well, well, let me tell you what's happening to him.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
He didn't know Mama didn't know that Gertrude was in
the car. So bluetooth came up there, Why you fat white?
He said, I'm right here. Now, it's all records that call.

(25:10):
What what have we learned? Take that bluetooth off your car? See,
if you weren't trying to be tech savvy with your
whole you would have said, oh here, come my mama,
and you know how Bernice is.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
You know Bernie's rough round there where you fed.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Flap facts real?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh well, I tell you why I am. I'm right here.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Well, now it's real crowded in that car.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Your car.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Because Belinda, your wife, Belinda, don'll swoll up even both
because you would notice her reaction was not I'm not fat.
The question was where is your fat wife? The only response.
But Linda had was. I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
It was and it was immediate.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
That was right.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Now, Hussey admitting the fact man that I am fat right,
but we ain't gonna dispute that.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But since you looking for it though, I'm right here.

Speaker 12 (26:31):
But the husband is mad and she wants to know
why is he mad at her and not his mother?

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Well his head, cause two things happened in now and
only one could be disputed. See you already know you
fat so. All he thinking is mama made a true statement.
But he don't want his mama to be a.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Beat right exactly, that's.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
S and yeah, out of respect he wants you to respect.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well is your fat wife.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
And I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
I hear I.

Speaker 12 (27:21):
Am yeah here go out.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
You know her hand is moving when she's seen it.

Speaker 12 (27:30):
Oh man, you got all of that going so yeah,
all right, So don't call your mother in law be.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
No, no, you know you should have shot back with
the same insult. Where is your fat wife talking to.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Your fat son that was given birthed.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
By his fat mama? She did that would have even
did out talking to your fat son that was birthed
by its fat so Now all of send he'll fat
now what did you call for?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Mama?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
All right, we're moving on the.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Right.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I'm hungry, anybody hungry?

Speaker 12 (28:19):
Bj and Newark says, I borrowed money from my cousin
and he brought it up in front of my girlfriend.
My cousin knew I asked for the money to get
my girl's car fixed, and I've been paying him back
a little at a time. Why would he put me
on blast in front of my girl? Why would he
do that?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Some dudes is like that. You know.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
It wasn't right of him to do it. And you
was paying him back, you know, but he gonna put
you in blast. See a lot of people won't credit.
See everybody don't do stuff out the goodness of that heart.
Some people won't credit. Now he gon flex in front
of everybody. Let him know he got his stuff together.
Y'all loaned you this money, you know, you know he

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paying me back in pieces. I know you needed to
get your girls cof fixed, So he flexed on you.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
It was a flex move. It was a flex move.
And now you know who he really is.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Don't don't don't, don't don't borrow from money from him
ever again. Pay him back as soon as you can
and lose it. Lose it for him because.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
It ain't worth it.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Now you're paying the money back, and you're paying for
borrowing the money because now he flex it. I pulled
him to the side so fast. Hey, man, let me
strain me out on s I borrowed the money. I
came to you like a man. Now you're gonna now
you're gonna flex on me from me in front of everybody.
I'm paying your money back. I told you how I
pay it back, and I'm getting it back to you.

(29:41):
But don't do that no more?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
All right, thank you, clo.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
She Steve Robin Marter show man Flora.

Speaker 12 (29:50):
Says, I've been sleeping with her yard man for a
while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
husband's text to come to our yard.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
You're right here, y'ad, y'all, y'all got to quit writing
us with all this craziness, acting like it's normal.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yes, you're not qualified.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Stick don't what y'all want me to do?

Speaker 7 (30:18):
Yes, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules to this stuff,
cause y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess
like it's regular.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (30:39):
Okay, So since the pandemic, guys, it seems like people
are now more than ever stocking up on supplies to
keep them healthy. A new survey found that sixty five
percent of respondents have a product in their home that
they believe cure is a pretty much.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Variety of health issues.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Top of the list of the miracle cure all product
is vasiline. Hello, we all grew up with that, right, Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
You got lips this side.

Speaker 12 (31:10):
I gotta ask the guys, do you have any cure
all products that you want to add to the list.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Yeah, I'll keep it stocked. It's vapor, got it, got it,
keep it in.

Speaker 15 (31:22):
There, rover, got it works on everything.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
So get that overusing that green alcohol?

Speaker 13 (31:31):
That green not the clear when the green which hazel?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
That's so which hazel?

Speaker 10 (31:36):
Just take you never know?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It doesn't burn like no, no, no, no, you which hazel? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
What does that do though? Which I don't know? But
I feel better after I.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Put it off.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Don't inflammation? Sometimes the tone which made it name Hazel.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, what you got in the house?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Lord, where do you put the larn?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Anything that's wrong? Man sitting on the stove. Don't never
use it? Just in case.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah it was always on the stove, but it was
never used.

Speaker 11 (32:19):
I gotta have it spun products and you gotta have
it like you gotta have you gotta keep on in
your hand.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah you got yeah, what you're saying, arm and hammel bacon.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
We just started putting it in a refrigerator castraw. You
heard me with that one.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
All gold corn starts that that baby in there. Got
dipperash going there and get that corn start soak it up.
Apple side of vinegar, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I got that. Got that can put it on your greens.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And then white vinegar to clean the mirrors and stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I love black people to keep it in them. Just
a deodorant just in case, Just in case.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
You need to hear that tea though, I need to
hear that team when.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Carn of band age.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
In the cave, not the box.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Bring two big ones in hill.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
My favorite were the little brown ones.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
On usculos. Put them on your heels if you're gonna
have your shoes on, sweetie.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right, switching gears.

Speaker 12 (33:52):
Now, we want to know what's the one guilty pleasure
that it is hard for you to give up?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Is the bread? Is it ice cream?

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Oh? Is it?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Oigars?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Wine? Cigars wine? You saying any bce huh?

Speaker 12 (34:10):
You said you make up your mind one guilty What
is the one guilty pleasure?

Speaker 9 (34:15):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
I mean I like cigars, but you know, uh huh,
that's on the list. I've gone, you know, weeks without one.
I'm gonna have to say that. Ice cream, man, Yeah,
I can't turn it down.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
As I got a question. Ice cream, how many scoops?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
It's too many? Never tift the bowl can hold it?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Yeah, you can have too much stuff on it, like
down at Disnemand when we used to go to Disney.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
And there, Yeah we used to.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
They used to order that thing called the kitchen sink.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, that's too much. Because I don't like when the
ice cream ain't recognizable no more.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Okay, I don't like sprinkles. I can't stand the multicolor sprinkle.
That's some baby. It's messed to me. I can't stand that.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Don't put that on my food, and don't put no
whipped cream on it because it now I don't want that.
Take them to out the way of my ice cream.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Ice cream.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
You can put some little nuts on it. You can
put some hot fudge on it. You can put some
butterscotch on that thing.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
Oh see if I love butterscotch, girl, ice cream, that
is my favorite flavor on ice cream.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Girl, You ever had a scoop of vanilla and pour
some Bailey's on it? Yeah, you better get your mind right.
Tell me school ice cream and some Bailey Bailey's Wilder
boy boy, I used to.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do it on the plane all the time when up
I wasn't. No other plane got this right here because.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
We Southwest Spirit.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Front ice cream. You got the ice cream and Bailey's
on them.

Speaker 10 (36:11):
You ain't paying enough for your ticket to get that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Well they did.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
On American you could get a scoop ice cream for
dessert when it was that time when they offered ice
cream on them long flights and then you just asked
for a Bailey Say come into little short bottles and
when they bring you.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
The scoop and the cup, just pour it on top
of that. You do it at your house too. They
should do it.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
On American from the later New York that was my flight. Okay, yeah,
and had ice cream on the long time. Okay, Jesus,
you ain't been on that lately, you tell me. Walk
through the regular airport.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It got your little Baileys and ice cream on that.
We are here to work, yea restaurant.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Get your snack. You ain't none none of it.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
While we send in it back. When I ask on
by the laboratory, ask.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Somebody, yeah, somebody you need hell getting it up there?

Speaker 12 (37:13):
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Speaker 1 (37:56):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 12 (37:58):
Would you rather have dry cracked lips all the time
or dry ashy skin all the time?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Be careful, Steve, No, I.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Gotta take this skin, no weight, these things can be.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
No, yeah, gotta be yeah, because I'll.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Be in your face.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Looked like two blazed doughnuts. Look at all lips. My
lips got to be wet.

Speaker 13 (38:33):
My lips got to be wet, wet, my whist saw
you know what I'm talking?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, So you want ashy skin?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 12 (38:43):
So would you rather have a pool in your backyard?
Or would you rather have a view of the ocean?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I got that from Let me tell you something.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
I ain't got neither one and don't want to talk
about these ones. But they all sound expensive.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
A pool?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah that's next, junior, I take all right?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
High see that from your couch?

Speaker 10 (39:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 12 (39:14):
Would you rather get a million dollars tomorrow? One million dollars?
One million dollars tomorrow? Would you rather, okay? Or would
you rather wait five years and get ten million?

Speaker 13 (39:25):
I could do I could wait that five I'm waiting
for five years. I'm going I'm gonna get to ten
in five years. Yeah, that that that million tomorrow and
I passed.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
He's so rich?

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Yeah what you so.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Take that million?

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Say Pete. Don't listen to this little rich over here.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
Then we ought to be asking them what they rather than,
and not than, whether me and you would rather? Would
you rather on call?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I'll told you my answer tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm getting to jail.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
I talk.

Speaker 17 (40:10):
In your life up right now immediately. Yeah, I'm talking
crazy tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a
vow of silence?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Silent?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
So you're just gonna be quiet if you talk for
a living? What what is it gonna be for you?
I mean, we all do, but.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Take talking.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
It's just would you rather avow five years, a year,
ten years?

Speaker 7 (40:47):
However about talking for five years? I'm gonna take a
vow of celibacy, but I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
So you're just lying.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, Now I broke a vial before we know. We
man on Bible and God don't stand in that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
this is Mary J. Blog.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
This is Steven A.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Smith.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
This is Carlos Miller, and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (41:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is
time to check Steve's voicemail. If you would like to
leave a message for Steve, call him eight seven seven
twenty nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you
might just hear your call on the air like this
one from Lonnie Steve. Lonnie's from Michigan. He's married three times,

(41:43):
but he needs your advice.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Come on, hey, Steve, my name is Line.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I just wanted to call in about it.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I've been married gee times. I'll stay my wife so dead,
you know, they.

Speaker 18 (41:56):
Passed away, not not t my joy, with just the
elbows that they had. And now I'm in what they
call that commission to where I can't deal with any
more women because I'm afraid showing what you think about
that out my bottles.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
And I love your show.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Well, Lonney, I don't know, I don't never been in
commission before. Did you mean remission?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't know what you mean. Did you mean submission?

Speaker 7 (42:28):
I don't really know, Lonny, but I think what you
need to do, Lonnie is just go sit down some wells.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Man, when you ain't sure, Lonnie.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Just stop.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
See your problem is you want to keep going in
forward motion. Sometimes you got to be steeled. You got
to trust, you got to say a prayer, you got
to wait on the answer. Now, I don't know what
I heard you say, but I thought like you said
one of them died or three something, Lonnie, don't nobody

(43:00):
won't you At this point, I'm just gonna be real
with you because it seemed like hooking up with you
as leads to early premature depth.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, well I know what he said.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
Yeah, but everybody is dying. Now it's time for you
to sit you down. Stop killing people. That's what you
need to do. But why is they dead?

Speaker 19 (43:25):
Though?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
All of them?

Speaker 7 (43:26):
Everybody, man, Lani died. Now how that one and one
is two? And then this dude, Lonnie is always you.
You is the one of the ones in the equation
of one plus one equals two two two people get together,

(43:46):
one of them die, who left the.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Other one in Luni? Now line it.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
That ain't a good track record if you tell a
woman that you day. Now, I've been married three times
and all of them have died. You will never be
on the date. Long right after that statement, you.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Know how many people don't get him go to the
power room and go.

Speaker 20 (44:06):
Get in their car in commission right now, commission. He
not in commission, he's in rum mission.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
He's grieving. All right, we have a new mission. That's
what he needs.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
For Lanie. All right, we have another one, Steve. Uh,
for Lannie.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
We played a voicemail from a male caller from Philly
Steve that said his wife doesn't want him yelling or
disciplining their son. Now we have a caller. Remember that,
we have a caller who left a comment. Take a listen,
good morning.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Uh.

Speaker 21 (44:42):
I just have one question. Steve Harvey was saying, the
one thing that a man knows how to do is
be a man. I was just wondering if Steve Harvey
could give us the people examples of.

Speaker 14 (44:54):
What that is, and that is being a man, or
you and your mind frame knowing what a man.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Is and what you know.

Speaker 21 (45:04):
You were just talking about disciplining child and let that
man disciplining the child is one thing.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Man and not good at a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
For one thing, they are good at.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Being a man.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
So I just want to know.

Speaker 19 (45:15):
What are the things that you know.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That you are a good man?

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Manhood is simple. We only have a few basic groups.
We protect, we profess, and we provide. That is the
basic aura of manhood. Professing his love for you, protecting you,
and providing for you. The number one rule of manhood
is just do what you say you're gonna do. If

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a man does everything he says he's gonna do, he
garners the respect of his children, he gets to respect
of his coworkers, he gets to respect of all his friends,
he gets the respect of the woman he's dating.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
He gets everybody's respect. Those are the three things.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Protection, proficient and providing, professing, protecting and providing.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
And do what you say you're gonna do. That's manhood
all day.

Speaker 12 (46:07):
Check check check, Yeah, all right, Steve, thank you. Coming
up next, today's prank phone call from the nephew. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I

(46:30):
think he perms his hair. We'll find out what that's
all about. Getting too that in just a few because
right now it is time for the nephew and with
today's prank phone call, Yeah, we'll do that later, but
it's your show.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
What you got Tommy, Well, I've.

Speaker 13 (46:45):
Been down there at the church lately on these pranks.
You know that I've been heading down that to the church.
And today's title Lil God is not through with you,
but we are. You see what I'm.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, God is not through with you, but we are.

Speaker 13 (47:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna still have your relationship with him,
but you're not gonna have one with us no more
at this church.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
God is not through with you, but we are, cat
dog if you would, yeah, take a tip check.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach our sister Takara. This
is Brother Brinkley from the church.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
How you doing?

Speaker 22 (47:30):
Oh hey, how is it?

Speaker 19 (47:32):
I'm at work?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Can I call you back?

Speaker 8 (47:36):
Well, this is this is kind of urgent. I'll call
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long, But it's really is all right that urgent matter.
If you don't mind, all right, hold on.

Speaker 19 (47:51):
Hold on, let me let me step away from my
tuber Hello, Hello, Yeah, okay, so what's uh but the brink.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Okay, we have a bit of.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
A problem here, and we're gonna try to We're trying
to clean up a lot of things here at the church.
You know, I hate to be the one to bring
you some bad news. Let me just start by by
saying that God might not be through with you, but
we are here at the church. It has been brought
to our attention, uh, sister car that you guys are

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halfway coming to church and you you you might come
once once out of a month. You're not tithing as
we expected. You know, the church can't really depend on you.
It's you you got you know, you bring your kids.
I think your brother comes to the church, but everybody
is coming every now and then. We cannot depend on
you all to be the members and have the expectation

(48:47):
of what we're trying to do.

Speaker 19 (48:48):
What you say, you say your name is.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yes, you work, you work under the I'm sorry I.

Speaker 14 (49:00):
Never heard of you before.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
What people are paying tied, what people aren't paying tied,
who's coming to church, who's participating in different and different
UH ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar, I got I
have to be honest with you. You you the hell
maybe once every one or someone we might see you
might not see you, you know, and like I say,
God may not be through with you, but we are, okay.

Speaker 22 (49:35):
You can't say that.

Speaker 19 (49:37):
Listen, Why I don't understand like you're monitoring my my
my church going like I can.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I can't.

Speaker 19 (49:46):
I have to go every single week.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I mean, why are you absent so much at the church?
Explain that?

Speaker 22 (49:53):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean, y'all,
I don't.

Speaker 19 (49:59):
I mean, I you'll pray. I don't understand how a
church can are You.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Got two jobs, but we're not getting tied. Like you
got two jobs. You're not tied, and like you got two.

Speaker 19 (50:10):
Jobs because I can't afford.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
You just said I got two jobs. That's what you
just said, and that those two.

Speaker 22 (50:17):
Jobs are in support my kids.

Speaker 19 (50:19):
I mean, I can't support the church and my kids
is the same term I can't do vote. I mean
I get when I can.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Let me ask you something. What are you making on
that other job?

Speaker 19 (50:30):
Are you serious?

Speaker 14 (50:31):
Are you really?

Speaker 8 (50:32):
You?

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Really?

Speaker 19 (50:33):
You really? I didn't know the church and God is
this deep with You're really asking me how much I
make and my second job that I take to support
my kids? Come on, now, this gotta be something.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
This is I'm gonna say this to you again. God
may not be through with you, but we are. If
you are gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna
come to work on a concent it's a basis, then
what what do you benefit?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
The church?

Speaker 19 (51:04):
Is that what the church is about?

Speaker 6 (51:06):
This can be I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say
this to you. Let me tell you what the church
is all about.

Speaker 14 (51:12):
The church is and you say we need done with
you again one more time.

Speaker 19 (51:16):
I'm serious.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
No, I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about this,
that what the church is about. Let me tell you
what the church is. The church is a hospital for
crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what the
church is. But when when we have souls that are
coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
And guess what those people that are coming in. You

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know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
They're tithing.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're
not coming and you're not tithing. You may give us
a little some something when you show up. If you
show up, that am I right or wrong?

Speaker 19 (51:55):
M okay?

Speaker 14 (51:56):
How that?

Speaker 19 (51:57):
Let me get what straight? What you call being for
in the middle of my work day to tell me
that you're kicking me out the church because I don't
give enough money to the church while I'm at my
job that I can very afford to pay my bills with.
So that a fact, I don't even know who you are.
I've never met you in my life, and I don't know.

Speaker 10 (52:20):
What this church.

Speaker 14 (52:21):
You know this church.

Speaker 22 (52:23):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you had the.

Speaker 14 (52:26):
Nerve to call me jock.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Okay, Now let me say something. Now, you being very
Unchristian like, now does the card you're gonna watch the
down't in your language?

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Inn?

Speaker 19 (52:41):
This is not Christian like?

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Well do you do you know brother Dwyane?

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Isn't that your brother?

Speaker 22 (52:48):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
And my brother.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
Dwyane is who told me to call you?

Speaker 19 (52:54):
Really my brother?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
So what?

Speaker 19 (52:56):
So what is this about?

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Speaker 1 (54:07):
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Speaker 2 (54:13):
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All right, coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is
I think he perms his hair.

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Thank you nephew.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
Subject I think he perms his hair. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm a forty nine year old divorced woman and I
was married to an older man that went bald early,
so I was the only female in our household who
had to worry about hair. I have two sons that
were blessed with a curly hair texture so that they

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were not in the barbershop every week. I've never had
to deal with any man's hair issues, and I'm almost
ashamed to write to you guys this letter. I'm dating
a man that is fifty six years old and he's
from Detroit. Not to slam Detroit in any way, but
this brother's picture should be in the dictionary next to
the word soulful. That means we've been together for a

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few months and we're at the spend the night phase
because it was pastime for us to start having sex.
The first time we had sex, he told me that
he had to go home immediately after we finished. He
said he didn't have any of his hair products with him,
so he had to go. I know just by looking

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at him that his hair texture is not real and
he has some kind of product helping him to get
those curls. The roots don't match the ends, and it
looks like an afro with curly curls on the ends.
When he goes to the barbershop, he's there for long
periods of time. My first cousin just so happens to
go to the same barbershop, and he called me recently

(58:13):
cracking up. He said he's heard that my man is
still getting perms in twenty twenty three. I did not
want to believe it, but it makes sense. I sleep
in a bonnet and so does he. He won't shower
with me because he said I like it too hot
and the steam drives out his hair.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Why is he more.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
Concerned about his hair than I am about mine? I
know for a fact that he uses the hair color
that's just for men. But a perm, though, this is
the only thing that puts me on pause about him.
Should I ask if he has a perm? Who cares?
I mean, this is a whole strawberry letter about hair. First,

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your husband, who you said was older and went bald early,
then your two sons who you said were blessed with
curly hair, and now you're ma's hair. Who you suspect
has a PERM and you're concerned about asking if he
has one. I'm not sure why you won't just ask him,
you know, I'm not sure about that or why. I'm
not sure why his hair matters so much in the

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first place. I mean, is his hair unattractive? Is it greasy?
Is it dirty? Does it stink? Does it get on
your pillowcases? Or is it simply because he perms it
and your is just not natural? Is that it you'd
like it to be natural?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'm not real clear what.

Speaker 12 (59:33):
Your issue is. Because he wears a bonnet that could
be concerning. But how does he treat you?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Do you like him?

Speaker 12 (59:42):
And I would say the answer to that one is yes,
since you are sleeping with him already.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
So I just say, if you want to know about
his hair, just ask him.

Speaker 12 (59:52):
It's simple. Just ask him about his hair. If he says, yes,
I purn my hair, then what then? What are you
going to break up with him because you don't like perm?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah? I mean what you know what?

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
Steve?

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
First of all, I knew this letter was gonna be
problems because she started off talking about the dude was
from Detroit and not to slam Detroit anyway. But this
brother picture should be in the dictionary next to the
word soulful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
I'm saying to be going And what's the problem. Yeah,
you don't understand. I used to go to Detroit to dress.
I went to Detroit with the full intention of shopping.
Right city Slickers, Broadway, Here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
We go, Jack.

Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
Stayed right there. The hatch stole Henry had all of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Them shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
How dare you Gordon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
That Detroit was everything?

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Aight Be's comedy kitchen, Whoa Joe Lewis Arena, the Silver Dome, the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Fox, all jokes is all of them? Detroit was everything
to me, the automobiles, show girl, GM.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
You wrote the wrong brother with this letter.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
I'm so mad about the Detroit statement and the pitch
in the diction that next to him, next to soulful.
And what is the problem. If your shoes don't match
your hat, that's a problem.

Speaker 15 (01:01:55):
Come on right, yes, he says, the problem if your
parts ain't the same with at the knee and the
leg and the thigh, what what what you got on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That's the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
If you ain't ever wear a krim Dulla silk set,
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
You haven't lived.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Yes, we wear a linen short set with thick and
thin socks on with data.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Shoot, yes, yes, hell yeah, my leisure suit match.

Speaker 23 (01:02:35):
Yes, we love Detroit, destroys man and huh, how damn you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
The love I have for that city is real. Now
that we got that out the way, answered this little ragged.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's responds. He's
mad about Detroit though. We'll have part two of Steve's
responds coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry Letters subject I think he perms his hair.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 12 (01:04:12):
All right, Steve, come on, we have to recap this
strawberry letter for today. The subject is I think he
perms his hair.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Come on, I'm so hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
A girl that's sad. Look on your face?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Can you see me?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah, you come out of emotions. You're talking to the
letter writer.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Now, I'm dating a man that's fifty six years old.
He's from Detroit. Not to slam Detroit in any way,
but the brother's picture should be an addictionary next to
the word soul. I already have come to the conclusion
that I'm not only don't like this later that wrote
this letter, I'm not gonna say anything to help you either.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
So what you gonna do? That's how mad I am
about just Detroit for nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
She trying to figure out if her man got a
perm or not. How the hell you a woman and
don't know a prime when you see it. You just said,
his hair at.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
The roots is different from they are.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
The dude told you he in the barber shop telling
you your man still get permes. You got on a bonnet,
he got on the bonnet. He let me just you
can't get no better than that boy from Detroit. You
better latch out because at least he won't you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Now, Yes, he perhmes his hair finally.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
Yes he looks like an old pimp. Yes, all his
clothes match. Yes, he's still slapping five on the black side.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
Yes, he still uses phrases like brother main blood, jive turkey, right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
On, what's happening with you? I see your pimp?

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
Ah, Jesus, old school phrases. Okay, licked is split, what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Licked is split? About to jump off? Sitty, go down,
don't play with me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
He's soulful.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yeah, he's so.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
In his car when you get in the car. Yeah,
he got that double player in his car with the
CDs in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
It and the eight track.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I still got an ah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Yeah, he got pillows in the back window of his
car and third dice hanging in the front. He got
a stern wheel wrap a white stern wheel rap white.

Speaker 13 (01:07:18):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
He got velvet seats and yes it's called a cutlass
destroy baby. I know you ain't never seen the roof
like that because half of it is vinyl.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
The rems is called truths. Yes, he got white walls. Yes,
young man got white walls. And outside the white wall
got a gold stripe. Them his truths, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yes, truths. If you're pretty passionate about.

Speaker 23 (01:07:55):
This letter acknowledgeable right, that's a cat that Yes, and
he got it on his neck too, a Cadillac emblem
on his neck?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Whoa for the chain? He ain't no rapper, he ain't
got his name? Yes, four of them rings? Yes they nuggets? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
Is this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
The nuggets?

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
You know exactly what they're then yet them Jesus is
geor dashed? Yes Jordan?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yes, yeah, you found a bag in his closet with
may go round on the yell.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
I know they don't make no more square toe shoes.
He still got them. And three of his alligated shoes
got four colors on them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Yes, what what are those colors?

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Lime?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Green, lemon, yellow, orange and brown.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Love candy lot put that on with the brown soup
with the yellow jacket, what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
With the green tie? What baggage? That's Detroit brown hat
with a yellow band on it. Girls. Stop. So that's
all I wanted to say. Okay, but I don't care
what his head is.

Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
I just wanted to give my love, my devotion and
all that I am to the second city in the
world that is meant more to me than Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
That's that Detroit ninety two point three dot mix.

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Harvey f them to comment on today's Strawberry Letter.

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stand you right in front of that fish and knock
your toby.

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Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
All right, so there's an all new dating term that's
really popular on many dating apps right now. It's called
ethical non monogamy. It is the practice of having a
close or sexual relationship where both parties consent to infidelity.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
In other words, that's okay.

Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
In other words, I tell you I'm married and you
agree to sleep with me anyway. That's basically what it is.
It's just cheating, okay, swinging swinging, Yeah. Open relationships and
polyamory all fall under the umbrella of ethical non monogamy.
People are embracing this concept so much that it's now

(01:12:00):
something you put in your dating profile to let people
know what you're into.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
In a twenty twenty you.

Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
Gove poll of US adults, a third of the People's
survey chose ethical non monogamy. Millennials were the most likely
to choose this type of relationship.

Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Kyle Cheating, it's been out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
When your wife see your profile, though, what is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
It gonna safety?

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
You want to Jesus, you better hear him get that
to you. You're gonna have to take that down though.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
When you're partner FID now, you're gonna have to take
it down because you ain't got.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
To hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Why is ethical attached? I guess because you disclosed it.
I'm married upfront, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
I'm trying to figure out who don't know I ain't married.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Well, you're you're famous, so that's a little different everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
I just want to put it out the more be
it more ethical or non monogamous relationships? That same profile
to be in my obituary, the exact same profile here
lies missed consensual, non.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Ethical, ethical, non monogamy. That's what he was. That's crazy.
That is crazy. Well, it's on a dating app. But
I think people think if.

Speaker 12 (01:13:37):
They if they if they put a cuter term to it,
or a nicer term or a sexier term, they change
the name of it, it makes it better.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show right after this. Hey, this is John Legend. Hi,
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Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
What's up?

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This is Chris Rock He guys morning. This is Tony Braxton.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
You already know what time in ist boy DC, Young Fly.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12 (01:14:12):
All right, So Junior, it's summertime and you have some
important side piece rules you gotta know and.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
Follow absolutely, Shirley, it's that time of years. Yeah, and
it's gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
I'm gonna be the voice of reason here, so yes,
I see something wrong with this rule. I'm gonna have
to tighten up.

Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
Okay, that's fine, But there ain't nothing wrong with these
rules because this is gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
First rule number one, don't fall in love. Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
See what that means is fall in love with your
side piece could mess up the relationship.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
You just need to know what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
It's just sex, that's all we do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
It's man.

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
This ain't no boys to me in love. This ain't
no bride McKnight. This is Tupac how you want it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
Yeah, what, Steve, You're agreed, that's the where it's supposed
to work. But god, who could happen about this? Yeah,
that is what it is in the beginning. But oh
my goodness, fall.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Hard as hell. Go ahead, Jim, all right, here we
go up. Number two.

Speaker 11 (01:15:26):
Being a side piece means keeping your expectations in check. Okay, Yes,
I'm going on family vacation with my family, but I
will only be there when I'm not needed at the house.

Speaker 10 (01:15:40):
Means don't don't worry about what we're going.

Speaker 11 (01:15:42):
I'll be back. I can't be there every day. I
can only be there to day that she I'm not
needed at the house.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
And no, you cannot go on the family.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
Rule number three, and this is important. You got to
be undercover. That means you must communicate and meet up
with me without anyone else knowing. You need to act
like you in a spy movie. This James Bond were doing. Yes,
we're a spy movie. Okay't communicate that record. Don't look

(01:16:15):
at me since signal Okay, I use your hands. Since
I know what that means.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
I be in the back.

Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
I know what I know what the back at You
can't just stand up here and talk to me that record,
am I right round?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
That's okay?

Speaker 11 (01:16:36):
Yeah, going, this is very important. You got to know
the risks when you're getting involved with me. Okay, this
just int about you and me. It's about you, me
and her. Okay, think about everyone. When you make a move.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
You have to know how you have You have to
consider her too.

Speaker 16 (01:16:57):
Yes, oh really that's asier.

Speaker 11 (01:17:02):
Yes, No, her work schedule, no time she gets home,
know what time she called? That way you know, but
not to say nothing. This is important.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You have to know the risk for this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yes, it's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:17:18):
Now, this is a big one, and this is one
y'all like to do because when you see it, you
confront and all this stuff. But then what you need
to understand. I don't care who you talk to, even
if it's my own mama. Okay, never talk and never
admit to anything. If there's some drama things about.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
To get crazy, let me handle it and let me
do all the talking, all the lying.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Right, Absolutely, go ahead, I'm in charge of all lies.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Leave it to the experience, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah, and here the last one, the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
This is very important.

Speaker 11 (01:17:55):
You said, all of us very they are if we're
gonna make this work, calling they all got to important, okay,
and I mean this, no social media, lord, no, there
will be no selfish, there will be none.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Don't take pictures of us.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Just showing us holding hands.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
Don't take no pictures of us our cloth, don't tag
me and none of these pictures, and definitely don't get
in my DMS. Nothing, no TikTok, no no snapchat, no
faith book, Twitter, no nothing, no notes, no text nothing,
no folks me nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
This don't even exist.

Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
Yeah, okay, and those are your root for the side piece.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Look up this morning?

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Up?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Would you?

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
While well, I don't post nothing, no way, and if
you did post I wouldn't know nothing about it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:18:50):
We'll let mark of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:18:55):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's a
fact that some people just get on your last nerve,
no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:19:05):
The website Bold has listed a few ways to effectively
deal with people. All right, So, Steve, you are a
self proclaimed difficult, difficult person. Difficult person, you say that's
what you are. You were voted that in high school.

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
Too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Yeah, he's a difficult person. So so let's see if
this can.

Speaker 12 (01:19:31):
There you go, being difficult. We're going to see if
these will help us deal us deal with you better. First,
it says to take a deep breath. Everyone, take a
deep breath.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Let it out. Then find a common ground to create
a bond.

Speaker 12 (01:19:49):
We can use humor if it's appropriate, and that should
work bode well because you're you're a.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Comedian, or just walk away, just walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
We can't walk away on the show though, So so.

Speaker 12 (01:20:04):
Tommy, Carla, you think any of these will work with
our most difficult person taking a deep breath, walking away,
try to find common ground and create a bond, you
think so, guys, they forgot praying.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah, so what else?

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
All these deep breaths and all these deep breaths, and
make sure you have a mint whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Ain't none of that happening. You'll can give it up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
It's just not gonna happen. It's who he is, all right.
We'll have more of the scene that solved it, more of.

Speaker 12 (01:20:37):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Would you rather?

Speaker 12 (01:21:19):
Would you rather have dry cracked lips all the time
or dry ashy skin all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Be careful, Steve, No, I gotta have to take the skin,
no weight, These things can be.

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
Your lips, right, No, yeah, I'd be yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I'd be in your face. Looked like two glazed doughnuts.
Is topic. Look at all lips. My lips got to
be quat what my lips got to be? Weat? Wet
my whist saw?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
You know what I'm talking about? You will ashy skin?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Okay? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:22:04):
So would you rather have a pool in your backyard
or would you rather have a view of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I got that both of them. Let's tell you so.

Speaker 11 (01:22:14):
I ain't got neither one, and don't want to talk
about these ones because they all sound expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Yeah a pool, Yeah that's next, junior, Yeah, I take
all right?

Speaker 12 (01:22:28):
Hi see that from your couch? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right.
Would you rather get a million dollars tomorrow? One million dollars?
One million dollars to tomorrow? Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Okay? Or would you rather wait five years and get
ten million?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
I could do. I could wait that five I'm waiting
for five years. I'm glad.

Speaker 13 (01:22:51):
I'm gonna get to ten in five years. That that
million tomorrow and I passed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Oh he's so rich to me. Take that million, Thank you, Pete.
Don't listen to this little rich over here.

Speaker 13 (01:23:18):
Then we ought to be asking them who they rather than,
and not whether me and you would rather?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Would you rather on call?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I'll told you my answer tomorrow when we get the nail.

Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
I talk.

Speaker 17 (01:23:31):
In your life right now immediately, Yeah, talking crazy tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Would you rather take a vow of celibacy or a
vow of silence?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Silent?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
So you're just gonna be quiet if you talk for
a living? What what is it gonna be for you?
I mean, we all do, but take talking it just
would you rather avow five years? A year, ten years?

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
However about I can't stop talking for five years. I'm
gonna take a vow of celibacy, but I'm not gonna
do it, So.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
You're just lying, you're b Yeah breakwakp.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
I'm broke a vow. Before we know, we'll on and
God on standing lot.

Speaker 12 (01:24:27):
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nine minutes after and we'll get some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve right after this.

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All right, here we are, last break of the day.
It's been a good day on this Thursday. All Right,
we're going to switch gears here and Steve Harvey's gonna
give us some closing remarks.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
You know something I think I want to share something
along the lines of you know, I was telling y'all,
started doing this meditation every morning, and I really can't
tell you man, it's really really helped me a great
deal because it's giving me a level of peace that
I've never really understood before. And it's just been every

(01:26:08):
morning as I go in prayer. But I read these
little daily motivational things and I was reading the other
day and it was teaching me this thing, this aspect
of worry that I think a lot of people are experiencing,
and I wanted to share it with you. It was

(01:26:29):
talking about what he really wants us to do is
give up your striving to keep everything under control, which
is actually an impossible task. And what's furthermore, it's actually
a waste of precious energy. Because what I've been learning, right,

(01:26:53):
this is God's guidance for each one of us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
That God's guide, that God guides are, it's very unique
to each one of us. That's why listening to.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
God is so really vital to your well being because
what God really wants to do, and what I've been
learning is he just really wants to prepare us for
the day that awaits us, and he really wants us
to give us direction and point us in the right
direction for today's events. And even though fear follows you

(01:27:25):
around throughout the day, it kind of stalks you, you
know what I mean, because there are so many opportunities
to not be conscious of God's presence that you have
to understand that even though all these opportunities around you,
that it can't really do you no harm as long
as you hold on. You remember how you hear old
people say hold on to God's unchange in hand. That

(01:27:48):
if you do that and you keep your eyes on Him,
then you get to enjoy this peace and it's peace
I've found because I've stopped worrying so much about the
things that I don't have control over. And one of
the big things is your future. You can't control your future.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Look, that's not to say you're not supposed to plan
and hope and and have prayer about stuff. But praying
about stuff don't don't necessarily mean worry. Matter of fact,
it don't mean worry. So you know, you gotta uh,
you gotta pay attention to that. I've had to get

(01:28:29):
even better at mastering time. And what I've learned about
this is that all of us were really really built
in twenty four hour segments. But time man is like
a tyrant. Sometimes it just takes away at us in
our mind. And you got to learn how to master it.
And even though we're all bound by some form of

(01:28:51):
time in our life, how we're always conscious of time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
You gotta be still. You gotta get out of the
mad rush.

Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
Ya.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
You got to focus on God. I like it in
the morning because it helps me start my day. You
got to get out the mad rush. You gotta focus.
You gotta get laser beam focused in the mornings. It's
great for me because it helps me balance my whole day,
and I just focus. I just sit with him. I
just talk to him about the stuff that I have
concerns about. I talk to him about stuff that I'm

(01:29:23):
hoping to accomplish, and then at the same time, I
leave it open to wherever he's trying to take me
for that day. I talk to him about things I'm
trying to make decisions on. I ask him to always
guide me and leave me in the right direction. And
it has been helping me out tremendously. Man, It's just
something I do in the morning. Look, you don't have

(01:29:44):
a radio show like me, so you ain't got to
tell a lot of people you're doing You don't have
to tell a lot of people that you're doing it.
But the reason I'm doing it is because I really
do try to encourage other people and get you to
have something that you can put into your day to
day and maybe it can help you. And that's why
I always like to use myself as an example when

(01:30:05):
I'm giving these motivational moments of stuff that I'm doing
that I've actually finding out through my own trial period
that really does work for me. And starting my money
off by meditating has really made a huge difference in me.
Is given me a really really calm amount of peace.
But I'm just employing everybody to form some type of

(01:30:26):
relationship with your creator. Man, it'll just help you out immenseally.
It really really will, because God who made you would
love to have some form of relationship with you. Now,
he's a gentleman. He's not going to force hisself on you.
So he does want to be invited in because he
gives us all the power of choice. But once you
invite him in, it's a very calming effect in your life.

(01:30:48):
You should try it if you have it. The cool
thing about it is you don't need permission, And the
even cooler thing about it is no certain way that
you have to do it. You can develop a meditation
that works for you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
You know what I mean. I like to read.

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
I like to I got a list of stuff that
I make sure I thank him for every day. My family,
my health, my grandchildren's health, of my hopes and dreams
of my kids, make me a light, show me how
to be a better example. And then I got a
lot of stuff in there that I want. I got
some material things, some spiritual things.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
That I want. I go over those lists, and once
I read those lists and meditate on them, and you know,
put up my form of prayer. That's how I start
my day.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
And I think, Man, I wish i'd done this long
time ago, to be honest with you, a long long
time ago. But you ain't never too late. So here
I am and you can too. Those are my remarks
for today.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
That's it, y'all. Have a great day today. Talk to
God today. He'd absolutely love to hear from me.

Speaker 12 (01:32:00):
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