FULL SHOW: Good Friday, Strawberry Letter: My Son's Daddy Is Blocking My Happiness - 4.3.26 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So given a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black bush, yeah, listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Show, I don't join ya, joy, you.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Don't turn out.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the
water then up.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, come come on you'll think that, Uh huh, I
sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
Come on me now, want it only see Harvey got

(02:10):
a radio show. Five things that I know successful people
have to do to be successful. The principles are the same.
You can apply it to anything, you know, if you
want to be happily married, you know, whatever it is.
The principles of success are the same. There are a
series of things that you have to do. You cannot

(02:31):
skip the steps of success. If you do, you're going
to have to go back and step on them anyway.
So here's here's here's a part man that I want
you all to understand about me and and and and
about how to look at it. You know, you you
cannot under estimate faith and prayer.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You just can't.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
You cannot underestimate the power of faith and the power
of prayer.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
See for me.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
This is just for me.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Now, this ain't in the scripture nowhere. This is just
something I discovered.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
What prayer did for me was was it tied me
to my creator. It gave me a sense and I'm
describing it this way, but I'm telling you it's deeper
than this. But it gave me a sense that I
wasn't alone, and at actuality I wasn't. But prayer helped

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connect me to the power source that was available to
me to get through, get around, or get over whatever
it was that was in the way, whether it was
just a period I stretched, I had to go through
hard work. It had to period I had to go

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through to learn some lessons, some periods I had to
go through from having to pay for some of the
mistakes I've made. Whatever the case may be, prayer gave
me a decided advantage, especially oh here we go, Especially

(04:18):
over my enemies. Now, the majority of people in my
life that were my enemies. I didn't want them to
be my enemies, make no mistake about this. But through
the thing called life, some things went down. Some things
happened from here and then went over here that way,
and a person became my enemy. The majority of enemies

(04:41):
I have came out of nowhere. I have no reason
to even see why they are my enemies. But you know,
life goes on, man. It happens from time to time.
Some people just won't let it go. See some people,
in their quest to do something to you or to
make you pay, they just won't let it go. What

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may cause you some discomforting and some of it may
be lies about you and all of this and all
of that, but that that can't prohibit you from going forward.
So what I'm saying is prayer gave me the strength
of wisdom understanding the carriage to either go through it,
go around it, or go over it.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But it happened. I do not know how I could
have made it without faith and without prayer.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
It would have.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Something would have got me. YouTube would have got me.
The bloggers would have got me. My partners that I
grew up with, that used to laugh behind my back,
They would have got me. My friend that went over
my mother's house one time and told her, you know

(05:58):
what Steve's problem is he out there telling them jokes.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
He just lazy, he don't want to work.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
That would have got me. They didn't know.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I ain't really mad at them because they were just
All they was doing was based in their conversations and
pasting judgment based on what they knew, based on what
they believed. They didn't believe I was gonna make it.
But that's them, though. If it was not for the faith,
which is the belief in things that you cannot see,

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I wouldn't have made it because I would have listened
to everybody else who didn't see me getting here and
went along with it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
And then prayer.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh my goodness, man, how many times has prayer bailed
me out? Prayer has bailed me out, press still bailing
me out. Tell you the truth, man, quiet as it's
kept prayer, that connection to your heavenly Father, that connection

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to your creator, that connection to that source of power
and inspiration, that connection of never feeling that you were alone.
You know, I was watching the Bishop Jakes on TV
yesterday and it was a repeat, and one of the
things he was talking about, well, let me just get
to the gist of it. I was going through a

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portion of my life and I went through it for
some years, y'all. I had gotten myself into a jam
that lasted for years I'm telling you for years, with
some serious consequences to follow.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
For years, and.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
I was so busy looking at where I was at.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I was sulking sometimes, Man, I'd get on the radio, Man,
I'd be just done.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I was sulking.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
My my.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Spirit had gotten low. I had gotten tired of the fight.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
And I would come on some mornings, man, and I
would try try not to let on, but I was hurting.
I was because I had been in for years. Man,
I had been in this thing for years. And one
thing I was doing. I was so busy looking at
where I was at. And when I was watching Bishop
Jakes he preached his sermon. He was talking about so

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busy looking at where you at.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That you don't even realize that God has been with
you the entire time.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
And you know what, Man, just yesterday, just yesterday, I
heard this and I text him. I text Bishop Jakes,
and I thanked him because it was an old message
I could tell. And I called a tex him up
and I said, Man, thank you so much. I was
just watching you on TV and you told me, man,
something that I that I'll always remember that whatever you're

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going through, that He's there with you the whole time.
But see when sometimes when you're so busy looking at
where you at, you don't even notice where he is.
And see sometimes, man, that helped me, and that's going
to help me in the future to realize that what
I'm going through, that he's there. He's there with me,
and he gonna protect me, and he ain't gonna let

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my enemies overcome me, and he ain't gonna let nobody
overtake me, and he ain't gonna let me go under
because he's there.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's just you can't be so busy looking at where
you at that you don't take notice of where he at.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
God is always there, He's always available, and the best
way to tap into that and know it is you
got to pray. Prayer has changed my life. Prayer can
change your life. You can become something if you just pray.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. In the words of LTD, Back in
Love getting Mixed in Motion huh and Junior, Just in
case you want to know, that is not Jodice. Back
in Love again, LTD, Back in Love with life again,

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back in love with the Lord again, back in love
with Waking up every day. Hey man, stop saying that
you're not a morning person when the goal is to
get to morning. Stop doing that to yourself. You are
a morning person. You wake up grateful that God woke
you up. Stop saying you're not a morning person. That's

(10:47):
one of the read most ridiculous statements you can make.
When don't you want to wake up every day? So
why would you say I'm not a morning person. Don't
keep telling God that, Okay, you're gonna get you wish
one day.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Now.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I am a morning person. All of us on this
radio show we are morning people. We dedicated to the mornings.
We get you up, even if we having a bad
night or day, we wake you up. Me Shirley Carlam Mississippi,
Monica Junior, and nephew Tommy. We wake up in the
morning man to get it started.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
No, no matter how to go.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
I've been up since three thirty three.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah that's early, Yeah even for a morning person.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. Yeah, I ain't want to be sleep machine.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
I just told a mask off last night and said, hell,
I'm gonna lay here on whatever side I want. I'm
dealing with this, Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show
already introduced them. Day here, let's roll junior. Hey man,
what's happening the day?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
You know Easter is coming this Sunday, And I'm just
gonna talk to a few people that you know Easter
is coming this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You ain't been to church, said the last Easter. We
just asked you to come in and sit down.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
Don't ask no questions because the people that you saw
last year, they ain't here no more. Don't come in
here and talking about what happened to Pastor Hawk's Pastor hawks.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Dad, You ain't been here since last year. Yeah, don't
be turning like you.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Know everybody where's sister, where's sister Gritch?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
And at she gone to?

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Everybody go it's a turn over here. Don't come in
here and asking no question to turn over high right now.
Don't come in here and answer no. We just sit
down and learn these new songs we sing. We ain't
do it my God offer God no more. We jams
in here now. Pastor young now, yo, don't come in
here ask about everything that we see your soup. You
ain't been here in a year. Just sit down in
the back and wait.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
For service to be open.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Okay, your baby ain't doing the speech this year.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
We ain't seeing them. We ain't got no speech for
your baby. Your baby ain't speaking this year.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That's it this easter.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Were just glad to see you. Don't come in here.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Ask a question talking about when we get a baptist pool.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
We've been had it.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
You ain't been here in a year. Yeah, we've been
had this baptid in poo.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Pave hole in the ground is always been been had.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
You ain't never looked up here, Judy.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You don't know where it is because you ain't been baptized.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah, you ain't been baptized. Yeah, ask me questions. We're
gonna have Eastern We wanna have us a good Sunday.
Just let y'all know right now, we're not taking these
questions from you ain't been here.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
We don't know you.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
What a lord that he been here? You ain't We
are many Yeah, we already.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Know, all right, all right, coming up at thirty ten minutes,
coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
right after this.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
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is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got for us this morning?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Sureley, we got colorful adoptions. Somebody need to adopt you
white key. We're gonna call it black legacy if we
can't get her to adopt the white key. Somebody got
adopted white key as we got right now, So let's
just see.

Speaker 11 (14:42):
Come on, come on, hello, Hello.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie. This is hillten.
My name is Katheen. I'm from Adoptions. I'm giving you
a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're coming by
Jamal and U. Well, first of all, I wanted to
say thank you for being a part of this adoption thing.
For Black History. We really greatly appreciate what you're doing.

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We want you to know that we have your scheduled
tomorrow that we're going to drop two Caucasian kids off
at your household. And hello, you're going to drop them
off at my house right right? Are you familiar with
what's going on with color Fun? No're okay? Let me
well wait a minute, hang on you your name has

(15:28):
been submitted to us that you are volunteering to take
in two Caucasian kids here during Black History Month and
you're going to teach them as much as you can
about Black history for a week. They're going to be
with you for seven days. How many rooms do you
have in your apartment so we can make sure that
the kids have adequate space?

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Who's submitted my name?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Now? Can you tell me? Do you guys have a
back door so that you know there's an as an access?
Uh entrance?

Speaker 8 (15:58):
I'm sorry, where are you calling from again?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
I am calling from a adoptions But what I don't
need to know is I do need to know where
the kids have transportation? Do you have a vehicle that
is definitely your the kids won't have transportation.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
I'm sorry you're asking me No, who are you again?

Speaker 6 (16:18):
My name is Kadeen, ma'am. I'm calling for adoptions, okay?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
And who submitted my who submitted my information?

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Then you have adequate space to accommodate the children?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
No, who submitted my name to you to say that
I was going to take two more?

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Two more? Ma'am? I'm asking you do you have adequate space?
And do you are you going to be having enough
food to you know, for the food for the kids.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
I know because I have three children. I'm trying to
feed feed three over here. And no, I don't have
enough food to feed two more children. Now you're calling me,
and who gave you my information?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Ma'am? I'm going to ask you another time. How many
bedrooms do you have in your apartment unit so we
can make sure that the kids are accommodated.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
No, don't bring any kids to my eyes. I don't
I don't know what color they are and what you need?
Who submitted my information to you?

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
you at how long have you been on your job? Okay?

Speaker 8 (17:11):
What's the I don't know a hell?

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Now? I mean your name has been submitted by Okay.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Let's say that's I'm not interested. You're not having if
you drop two kids about two white cares rut.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
And my uh no, man' oh no, we're not.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
No, that's okay. I don't have time. I worked ten
dollars a day. I don't want time of it. That's okay.
You can drop there. You know what's gonna happen to him,
be dropping, mama that it's gonna be right where you
dropped them out there when you come back to you
them next week.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Okay, okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that
you don't mind volunteering to take you?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
I know you can take them to the who submitted
my name. Take them to that. I don't need them,
I don't know them. I worked ten hours a day,
can't come to whoever submits. How about you take them.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm here to
try and get these kids a great place to get educated.
And that's okay.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
I'm not even saying nobody, no, no, thank you. And
you have ever told you this? Take them to take
them to that. I have three children on my own.
I'm taking care of all of us.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Will tell you that I don't know exactly who submitted
your name. All I know is that that they said
that you would be good as far as taking care
of the children and teaching them about black kids to them,
I told you this, ma'am. I don't you know. Like
I said, I'm working here adoptions and I'm I don't
who do.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
You work for?

Speaker 8 (18:39):
And I don't have three kids of my own. I
worked ten hours a day. I'm teaching about black history?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Mind okay? I mean, is it is? It? Is it
a problem teaching two more children and two Caucasian children
who probably don't know as much about black history?

Speaker 8 (18:54):
It is a problem. I worked ten hours a day,
I got three. I'm trying to feed on my own.
You're what you didn't take them children to that who
told you.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
To bring them to me? How about that, ma'am? I
don't know. I'm not a little bity to give out
the names though, who exactly submitted your name?

Speaker 8 (19:10):
I want the name of the black who told you
to bring some kids to my I E try at
the kid's wife. I want the name of the just
told you that.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
That's what I want. I remember, I don't have their
names in front of me.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
I don't have told you to bring these two kids tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
All I know is what's scheduled to drop them off
at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
What kind of fifth sty from there I sell when
you come back to get them. I didn't sign up
for any more kid. Give me the name of the
person who.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Told you to bring me, Bromm said, I don't have
the name in front of me, and actually I'm not
at liberty to let you know who submitted your name.
All I know was scheduled to drop two kids off
at ten o'clock tomorrow, did you I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
I've been asking you how to sign me up to
bring two white kids. I don't even have a problem
with the kids being right, they could be Vexican agents.
That's not the point. Who gave you.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
I don't know who would have finish your name. I
don't know that.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Oh, now you about to know who gave you my
information so they know not have been to my house.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
All I know is, ma'am, I'm scarty to bring those
kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Okay, Oh that's who the follow you say, don't bring
no kids to my house. I don't even care if
they wife, just don't bring two more kids to my
mouse Carrie Carrier.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie. Okay,
I have one more thing I need to tell you
about tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (20:37):
Are you listening?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
You? Are you listening? Yeah, I'm listening.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
You like to say me right now?

Speaker 6 (20:45):
That is nephew Tobby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your coworker name.

Speaker 12 (20:55):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Oh gosh, I'm all right, Hi, Valerie. I got one
more thing to ask you.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
What is what is the bad?

Speaker 6 (21:16):
And I'm talking about the band's radio show in the land,
Steve every morning.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
So all right, coming up, Thank you, coming up at
the clo our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(21:42):
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(22:03):
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to ask the clo all right. Jerome in Tampa writes
that my wife is thinks it's cute to let our
five year old daughter take my money and put it

(22:25):
in her piggy bank. I empty my pockets when I
get home, and my dollars in change are gone as
soon as I walk away.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Is she teaching our daughter a bad habit? Nope?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Well anyway, tu, you got a wife and a daughter.
You ain't seen this happen before, But it's a I
don't even know what you're.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Tripping on, you know, educating her daughter.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Why don't you do this, bro? Why don't you take it?
Make it a teaching lesson. You just bring your change
home and give it to your daughter and teach her
how to say stop acting.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Like she's stealing.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You know, now you could look at it like that,
but you know, go in there and get your daddy's
change and put that in your purse.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know, put that in your piggy bank.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
You know your daughter's not really equating that to steal
it because I'm pretty sure her mama tails had to
go in there and do it. So, you know, why
don't you get involved in make it a learning teaching
moment this r let's go to the next question.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Your baby girl, just put money in her piggy bank.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
That's your problem.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Next question, ship, he's.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Not here, Brooklyn. Moving on fun in Brooklyn.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Since my husband had an old cup coffee cup in
his car, and he doesn't drink coffee. So I got
his keys and I examined the cup. It had greasy
lip marks on the rim of the cup, like clear
lip gloss. He said it was his chapstick. Does this
sound odd to you?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's probably chapstick. No, I don't even try. Yeah, we
have to go with chapstick.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
He doesn't even drink coffee. Get out of here.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Tea, tea, milk and coffee two different things. Coffee mug
had more than coffee in it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And clear lip gloss and chapstick two different things.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
He went for me. And when we put on chapstick
to keep our lips all the time, I put stick
on everything.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Lip gloss no.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Thicker, Yeah, and it's thicker.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Welly Weather in a have you. Yeah, it ain't picking
in chapstick. I'm talking about the brand Chopstick.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
And it's not shiny. Chapstick is not shiny after you.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Leave it on that for a while. It's not we're
gonna do this.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's not what you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's probably bacon grease. That may have probably have breakfast.
That's probably bacon.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Greet She said, Well, she's a woman, Yeah, she.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Knows for chapstick. Though, I'm talking about the brand Chapstick,
little cheap thing.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Chapstick does abound odd to you. No, well to me,
all right, and to every other woman out there it
does all right. Moving on, since we won't get a
straight answer, a truthful answer.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Some woman had her coffee cup in his car.

Speaker 10 (25:29):
That's all all right, and he's stupid for not taking
it out, Sandra and Wilmington says. Sandra and Wilmington says,
my husband and I went to see a marriage counselor
and he told the counselor that I'm a lazy lover
and he's tired of having sex with me. I feel
like I've overstayed my welcome in our marriage and I'm
done with counseling.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
What do you think you're out there?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Because see that lazy lover kind of messed you up.
You know what that means though though you just lay
in there, that's all that means. You just laying there.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
And she changing evident.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah she she's overstayed her work. Yeah,
she found out she was a lazy lover. It's reflective
in your love making. You just laying there all you
just in there, just laying there, get ready for you
to go? Yeah, wait, Steve, what he giving it his all?

(26:28):
He just in the shrine everything. He lifted your legs up.
You ain't helping him. He got dead weight. He tried
to pick the leg up. You just lay the little
just a god, this hard holy leg up.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
You ain't participating.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Come on back because he said stuff like bab bab
bab baby, because you being your knee, just being your knee.
Don't no mother to work. Wrap, wrap your legs round up.
He tried to wrap the leg round his back with
his hand. He ain't help. He in here trying to
make the bed move all by his self. Noises, Yeah,

(27:13):
he trying to pull the sheets up hisself on the
corner he trying to tag a corner to finished sheet
off the bed hisself, trying to make it look like
there was some action going on in.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, he's exhausted, lifting your head up every corner.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Size talking about.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
I mean, you know, but it is heavy. If you
diad wait, if.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You that's true.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The counselor.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
That's when you when you hey baby, hey baby, hey baby,
hey baby, tonight, sit up on the sea.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Put me up on the you put me on the seat. Okay, baby?

Speaker 7 (27:58):
On three?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
When I say three.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Chumps, come on, jump jump. You ain't gonna jump a
little bit? No, put me on the seat. Oh man,
this ain't no foods right here?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
She said she's overstayed her welcome.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
All right.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Last one Steve Dana and Charleston.

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Dana and Charleston says, I'm in a dance competition and
my partner and I slipped up and had sex. So
now he thinks that I like him and we can
hang out more. I don't want him in any way,
So is it best to tell him that I made
a big mistake and that I'm not interested in him?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Mess your first way to handle this?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
How did you slip up.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
During the tango.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I'm just trying to figure out how you slip up?
You don't want him in any way, How did you
slip up? See, that's just a lot too much got
to happen before you slip up up. First of all,
you got to go somewhere. That's a slip up. Then
you got to sit on the edge of the bed.
That's a slip up. Then you gotta take your clothes off.

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That's a slip up.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
You're on a way through it.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Then you gotta Then you gotta do something that ain't lazy.
You already in here dancing now you got your leg
up that slipped up.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Shot.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Now y'all in there just doing the tango. But the
tangle that got tangled.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Entangled, Now it's over with.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It's a slip up, lady, miss me, all right, thank you, selo.
It's Steve Harbin Martin shaw Man. Everything you going through
is God preparing you for something you ask for. But
he gotta get you right. You got lessons you got
to learn. You got strength you have to build. It's

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character you have to mold, and you got to go
through things to have strength. You got to go through
things to build character. You gotta go through things to
get experienced, because what you're asking God for, he already
knows what you need in order to sustain when you
get there. So you got to you gotta learn all
the lessons, and every time you fail, quit looking at

(30:10):
it as a failure. That's just another learned lesson. That's
all in order to get to it. You got to
go through it. Once you understand that, it simplifies. It
doesn't make it easy. It simplifies.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Steve Harvey Morrier Show coming up right after that.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (30:38):
It's time now to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven
twenty nine. Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. If
you would like to leave a message for Steve, all
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you call him the.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Air, Steve, Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Stay ready?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
A voicemail from a loyal listener.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Hey, Steve and the rest of you.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
I just want to let you all know that we
listen to out every single morning.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
It's my husband and the kids.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
The mornings that y'all do the srubb money. I say,
get them kids the hell out room. I have to
We're being a call, so I'll be trying to.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Figure out how to help.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
I supposed to get them out of call.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
But we love y'all sof so so much. I'm gonna
try to keep doing everything y'all do.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
See you. It's a bad I really really love you.

Speaker 8 (31:19):
I like you just made my morning.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
Every single morning you make my morning, like you just
letting me know that.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
Yes, we don't keep going like.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
I just love you.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I love you.

Speaker 11 (31:29):
I love all your characters. I just love everything about.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Chow every blank morning, blank in morning.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I like that call. Yeah all right, See, this is.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
The guy from Cleveland. He wants to know if you
remember him flow Steve.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
My name is Kenna.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Maybe you remember me from park with Elementary. We got
into a bit of a scuffle flipping each other in
the snow. When you flipped me, I fell and broke
my premp tooth. There's a memory that I always have.
I thank God that you're successful, that you are where
you are, have a blessed baby.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I remember I fought all the time. No, I'm gonna
tell you. I'll tell you I was fighting to a
boy man. Why because we had to fight. Oh, I
didn't care if it was in the snow or what
you whipping my I'm not funny at I didn't remember
his name was Kenneth. But I flipped the boy. I

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got in trouble because he chipped his tooth when I flipped.
But he tried to flip me, And.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What were you gonna do? What were you supposed to.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
I was just quicker than his That's.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
So you do remember him.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I do remember. I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I don't remember his name was Kenny. But I got
in a lot of trouble because I because I broke
his tooth.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh did he was he able to get it fixed?
Or did he have what you should have?

Speaker 13 (33:00):
Did?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
We stayed off me, I told you, but he told me.
We got in a fight because he told me when
the bell rang, kicking your what you know?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Who didn't?

Speaker 6 (33:09):
So?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
How did it start? Y'all?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Just outside of the snow and then.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
No, we started in school, all were okay. We got
out on the playground to sudden it. So I came
out the back door to go home. He's standing there
waiting with the whole group of people.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Who black people will woo you into him.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
And because let me tell you, because he that's park
withood elementary. You got to know me to say park
Wood because that was the school and he's one hundred
and eleventh street.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Doer.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
I was one hundred and twelve. I had to cross
his street to go home.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Now, see what you know? Okay? I told him you
ought to check on killer Man and see if killer
need another too, because I told him that. Still, go
ahead on.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
How old were you? How old were you?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
We was in there. We had to be fielt sixth straight.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Oh wow, you can't count stor it how many fights
I've been here my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
We were we had.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Hands, but you had to have hands though it wasn't
none of it wasn't no shoot, no, got no call
about that.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Kenned Man and dog.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
We all know that it was Good Friday. Most of
us are eating fried fish on Good Friday. So here's
a question for you guys. What kind of fish makes
for a perfect fish fry? What else do you want
as your side items?

Speaker 6 (34:33):
All of that?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Tommy, I'm still catching I still yeah, yeah, yeah, best
best in the world. I eat some red snapping here
and there, but I love some cat and you got
to be some good potato sawt okayish.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Oh yes, it is now. Oh yes, if you some
some crap, some crappym.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
Cry that.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, I don't, y'all have no buy no crapping. You
got to catch the crapper. You gotta come down to
the lake with me.

Speaker 15 (35:14):
I come down for everyone else listening, getting my uncle
hands in case another one of them is a croppy
catfish Nakemmy.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Said col No.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I said that potato sounds.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Potato sounds. I'm thinking cold slat for myself.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Okay, I go to ways with mine, baked beans, cold
slaw all all spaghetti, spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I was waiting for somebody.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
I've learned that in Chicago they.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Do that, Yes, saghetti and cold slat with that.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Growing up, see y'all, y'all was west of the Mississippi time. Yeah,
y'all know what y'all do over there.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
You're just saying crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, but you gotta understand something.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
The authenticity of our culture is east of the Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, explain that. Explain me.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Break that down.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I mean, I mean June tenth at that which is
we free y'all are.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Two years later we left y'all out. That's all right,
you're gonna celebrate it because you want that day. If
you get this, I'm gonna eat catfish on that day.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Now, I will tell you this, best catfish I ever
had my life is insissippy.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yet cock of the walk catfish steaks. What did she say?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
They racist? I ain't no none about that. Everybody I
saw treated me real good. Now, if they was racist
in the kitchen and all like that, they probably was.
But have a president that.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Ain't doing that.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Wal I'm got to if I want to remind you,
all right, he's seven thing. If y'all don't stop associating
with racist, we gonna have to get up.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Out of here.

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Easter Resurrection Day, the day Christians celebrate all around the world.
So guys, let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I'm sure you have some.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Easter was an important day still is growing up. I mean,
you know, Easter clothes, all of that.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
My my my favorite one was also my worst one.
At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me
and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,
you know, you bought eggs, then you paint them and
do all that. Yeah, so we decided we were We
did these eggs, but we didn't all them man on purpose,

(38:50):
on purpose and put them out there for people to find.
And man, when they start breaking the me egg, the
yolk was all over that place. Boy, my mama found
it was me and my cousin and did what I mean,
we had that yoke. That yoke was all over the
people's stops, man, all over the people. Well, me and
my cousin laughing our butt off.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
My mama whooped out right there in that church yard. Man,
Oh my god, I mean I mean about nine beat
our butt to death. Man, I mean your man passed.
They had yoga all on this road. It was just
it was bad. It was bad. But we had we
had done about three dozen and them we had a
bunch of raw eggs, your painted Oh man. We thought

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that's that's that's that's my first prank right there, right
that's when it all started.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's my birthday right there, Jor.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
I don't like right now, just like the before Eastern
iould get because I ain't got that speech together yet.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
Speech with the belt of hands, sati space. She was
in my head because I can't get the second line out.
We got to perform on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I ain't got nothing together.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Almost a lot of pressure right now, can't get it
together right all that bill was coming across my back
five he roll, I need to ride right now, to
ride this house.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I can't do it. One seals. Roebuck had a suit
called the ten Way.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket. And
they said you could make ten combinations out of there.
I had thirty five. They didn't know what else to do.
I was turning inside out.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I was so cold.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
I would go to church.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom
and come out with a hold of outfit on it.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
I'm changing that church coming up here, and I can
change anywhere.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
I could go in the road clauset and change the
bathroom and change I'm going. I'll go in to janitor
clause of the change.

Speaker 10 (41:20):
I'll come up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. It is time now to check Steve's voicemail
eight seven seven twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Steve. If you would like to leave a message for Steve,
please do.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
We would love to hear from you, and you can
hear your call on the air. Maybe see you ready, yes, yes,
all right, here we go. This is a question about
a relationship breakup.

Speaker 14 (41:49):
Hey, if the hafe yells coming to see If you
break up with your fiance and she got your furniture
in the house, should you get your furniture back or
you should you just leave it in that where?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Well, let me let me see this to you dog.
It depends on why y'all broke up. It has a
lot to do with calls and effect. Whose fault it was,
So if it was your fault, probably need to leave
that furniture in there. If it was her fault. How

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you gonna get in there? See the question of your furniture,
my furniture, her furniture. It's kind of a little shaky.
So to me, it depends on who calls the breakup.
It wasn't no mutual understanding. Somebody did something and therefore
it's off. And just based on the intensity and your

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voice on the phone call, I think it was you.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Some dog. Can I get in there and get that furniture?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Now?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
So first of all, in there, that ain't your house,
So that probably ain't your house. And it's been clear,
it's been clear that you got put out.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, what kind of funds is he trying to get back?
Trying to get out that out?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
It's you know that that that flash green? You know
me and all we want that flash green? Yeah, near
that bedroom set them the two things we invest in,
TV and sleeping.

Speaker 14 (43:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Help that help you out? Helps you out, all right, Steve.

Speaker 10 (43:37):
Next, a young listener named Hannah who's from Indiana needs
advice on when everything seems like it's falling apart.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
I see, my name's Hannah from Fort Wee, Indiana, and
I just one of your great advice is about when
everything seems like it's falling apart and it seems like
the lowest once again.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
I just want your advice on how you keep a
positive mindset and basically trust in the Lord, because we
all know your story, so I would love to hear
what you have to say.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Thank you, well, you sound young. So I'm going to
tell you what I wish I knew back then that
I know now and I got. I heard Tom Hanks
say this in an interview and it was so impactful.
This too shall pass. See this little dark moment that

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you're going through, this is temporary. All you got to
do is see, here's what people forget a lot, and
as I've often done it myself, Well, we're going through
some stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
We forget that.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Of all the prior things we've ever gone through prior
to this period, our track record for surviving those time
periods has been one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
You have a one hundred percent survival rate up until
this point.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
You will get through this, and then you have to
understand that this is the part of it that's just
called life.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
You are not the only one.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Everybody has these periods where it gets dark and you
can't see that. You know how people say you know
there's a light at the end of the tunnel. I've
been in some tunnels where it wasn't no light. I
just ain't seen nothing. It's kind of like this boar
on zoom right now anyway, and you don't and you
don't see no light at the end of the tunnel.

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But you have to keep putting one foot in front
of the next, because eventually you will see the light
at the end of the tunnel. Nobody lives in complete
darkness unless you allow the darkness to define not only
where you at, but it's your future, your darkness you
are in today, it's not your future of tomorrow. All

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you gotta do is keep waking up. You're gonna look
up and the sun gonna shine again. This too shall pass.
Keep your faith in God, stay prayerful, and know you
ain't the only one.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Okay, that's it, all right, all right, thank you for
the call, Hannah.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew again with
today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is my son's
daddy is blocking my happiness.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
M We'll get into that and find out what that's
all about. What is he really blocking and all of that?
Maybe daddy hate.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
We'll find out just a few because right now the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I understand this is a classic, nephew, what you got
for us today?

Speaker 16 (47:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
The title of it is called butt cheeks butt cheeks.
What I'm saying I said, now, I got to call
this man because his wife is disturbing everything when she
comes pick up the kids from school. Because you know
her dress too. You know it's a little too much
and the butt cheeks is out. This is but cheeks.
You know there's a limit on when you should be

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butt cheecken and not butt cheecken.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You know what I'm saying coming from you, That's that's real.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
We know when we got to go get the kids. Now,
you got to put your butt cheeks up. You can't
you a line, draw the line. I draw a line
right across your butt cheek. You cannot have it. You
cannot have this out like this while these kids is
getting out of You're messing up their man the babies

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don't need to the baby don't need to be singing that,
just sing. Okay, let's go catch dog butt chicks. Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss car Uh.

Speaker 11 (48:01):
This is a Nate Master's calling.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
This is mister Porter. Porter. How are you doing today?

Speaker 11 (48:10):
I'm fine? Is everything good?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything, Everything is fine. Now
your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue. You say, your name is Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
What were the problem we're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.

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They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out, you know,
I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her her,
but I've been getting these reports from uh we've been

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getting back.

Speaker 11 (49:04):
That's a little strange to me. I'm I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm
gonna have to talk to her later on today.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Okay, Well what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she's wearing.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
You know.

Speaker 11 (49:29):
No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
I can take care of it.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us, Like if I was able to see
her uh in the.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
And and let her look player, look, look, I got it,
my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.
This is uh you know, this is this is above
that take grade. Let me handle it. So you know,
you know, my daughter going to principal's office is one thing.
I'll be on top of that. But I'm definitely gonna
be on top of this. So so, like I said,
I think I got this handle, right.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:03):
I mean is there anywhere I can talk to her?

Speaker 6 (50:05):
No?

Speaker 11 (50:06):
Like I told you, I think I think I got
this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
situation situation rectified as soon as I can. But we
don't you know, you don't need to you don't need
to see her, you know, talk to her.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Being the principle here at the school, sir. Uh Like
I said, you know, I'm just trying to, you know,
handle the school in the orderly fashion and make sure
that all things are taking care of around here and
we have no issues and no problems.

Speaker 11 (50:40):
So what whether you're not talking to my daughter, you're
talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father.
I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to handle.
I got to handle.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I understand it, but I have to handle my school.
Though you understand that I have to handle the school.

Speaker 11 (50:55):
I would drop my door off myself, Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I understand that.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
What No, I mean, do I need to come up
there and talk to you?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
No, I need your wife to come talk to me.
I need to see what she be winning.

Speaker 11 (51:04):
You don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player,
do you have a wife?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, I have a wife.

Speaker 11 (51:09):
Come to my office.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
But what what what do you?

Speaker 12 (51:11):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (51:12):
No, what are you talking about that? My wife needs
to come and and and so you can inspect the outfit.
I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
doing that.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay. I need to see what your wife be wearing
when she's dropping these kids.

Speaker 11 (51:24):
Get me yourself one, I'll send you a picture.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Man, and man, I think we must have gone down
the wrong street which is coming.

Speaker 11 (51:30):
Yeah, No, we do definitely down the wrong boulevard on
this one.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Player.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
Okay, let me let me just make it very clear
to you. My wife, you're seeing that in the office
and all that. Maybe we can't come up here tomorrow
is gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming
up to the principal's office. We don't need to do it.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
I just need to see you.

Speaker 11 (51:48):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right now.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Okay. So, so it's okay for her to have her
butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, But
as soon as I want to have her come out
of office for me about this situation right now, right now.

Speaker 11 (52:02):
You you said you're claiming her butt seases out, seazes
out right now? You out of pocket?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
up and got out of the car and her butt
was out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.

Speaker 11 (52:20):
Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this on this end, your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So
that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the
school saying I need to have a meeting, a private
meeting with your wife, so w and her and I
can talk about what she's wearing.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Say what say what you say?

Speaker 11 (52:50):
You what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off to come see you.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
So you coming here tomorrow?

Speaker 11 (52:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So are you bringing miss
Carmen with you?

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
talk guy.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Money.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
I'm coming up there to handle this right now because
you're out of that. This is how it's going down.
There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow. It's
just gonna be coming out the car on some real
Do you understand? What's your name again?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
My name? I'm poored to the principal here.

Speaker 11 (53:22):
All right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will
see me coming out the car.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Okay okay, okay, Uh, Well, there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
So so miss Carmen and she told you about, uh,
the conversation she's been having with Tommy.

Speaker 11 (53:42):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you
not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her
talking to Tommy.

Speaker 11 (53:50):
No, dude, I don't want to play games.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Man.

Speaker 11 (53:52):
Who's Tommy?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Okay? So so okay, okay? Do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool?
Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (54:03):
I know?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Nay, nay.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
You just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Baby, Hey, at least he knows.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Oh my god, wow.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show.

Speaker 11 (54:36):
In the land, Steve Harvey Barning Show.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Come on, y'all, come on, come.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
On, come on, but on there, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Hey, here's where I'd like to see some but cheeks.
April the tenth, I will be in Knoxville, Tennessee, at
the Hilton Downtown in Knoxville. It is the ninetieth South
Central Province Council Comedy show. You do not want to
miss it. It is Nephew Toimy right there Friday night, baby,
So tickets are on sale.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
That's long.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
It was, but I turned able the eighteenth. It's the
heavy Hitters of comedy, Bill Bellamy, into Building, Michael Carr.
You one of the legends himself down there Rollin's That
is Ashy Larry and hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy.
All right, May fifteenth and sixteenth, Baltimore Comedy Factor. Yeah
you know me? Yeah, I come up in there stray

(55:29):
stupid every time, don't Yes, I do so. Get ready
It is the fifteenth and the sixteenth, and tickets are
on sale, right Nah, all right?

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Speaker 2 (56:47):
Welcome up and hold on time. We got it for you.
Here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 10 (56:51):
Thank you, Gabe, I mean nephew Tommy, all right, subject
to my son's daddy is blocking my happiness. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I was a long distance relationship for four years, and
when I broke up with the guy, he moved to
my city and I ended up getting pregnant by him.
After the breakup, I was ready to be done with him,

(57:11):
but now I'm tied to his insecure cry baby of
a man for life. Because of our sons. We try
a co parent, but he cannot understand that that's it,
nothing else. I was dating someone new for about three
months and I had tried to keep it from my ex,
but my son told his dad about how Mommy and
Jake liked to watch TV with him. I got a

(57:33):
call from his dad. In his whiny voice, he asked
me who Jake is. I told him Jake is a
great man and he was very kind to our son.
I could hear him sniffling, so I knew he was crying.
He told me he was on his way to my
house so we could talk. I had a dinner date
with Jake, so I told my ex and we'd have

(57:53):
to talk some other times. He popped up anyway. Just
as Jake parked his car in front of my apartment.
I saw my ex talking to Jake, and then I
got a call from Jake. He said he was going
to take a rain check because my son's father was
visibly upset, and he thinks that I should talk to him.
I was so mad that I didn't let my ex

(58:15):
come in. I cursed him out in the hallway, and
I hope my neighbors heard it. I finally gave him
something to cry about. This is not the first time
he has pulled this stunt. He is blocking my happiness,
and he thinks I owe him a second chance since
we have a son together. Jake said He's not trying
to break up a family, and I understand that, but

(58:36):
I had hoped that he would fight for me. How
do I get my cry baby X to find himself
a nice girl to date? Should I pick up and
move to another city? Listen, I'm glad you checked your ex.
I'm glad you did that because he was out of
order to do what he did. But no, you shouldn't
move to another city. The baby needs his father. They

(58:57):
need to be in the same city if they can that.
You know, it's not about you and your ex right now,
It's about the baby should come first. Okay, I know
your son is already here. But my question to you
is why were you dipping back with your ex in
the first place, I mean, without any protection after you
broke up with him. I know people do it all

(59:18):
the time, but you could have protected yourself. Remember why
you broke up with him in the first place. So
I'm just at a loss as to why you think
he has changed at all. I mean, you called him
an insecure cry baby, and what did you think was
gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
He showed you who he was.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
You should have believed him. You know, you guys were
reckless to do this. So the best you can do
now is to talk to your baby daddy and try
to reason with him about some sort of responsible co
parenting here, since that's not really happening. The baby comes first,
like I said, and Jake, like many men in his position,
doesn't want the drama. This is drama to Jake. All

(59:59):
this drama that comes with you and the baby daddy
and all of this stuff and driving up to your
house and cussing him out, all that's drama. Your ex
is full of it, this drama because he wants you back.
It's not that your new boyfriend, Jake doesn't care about
you and your son, Obviously he does. It's just said
he sees you, your ex, and your son as a family.

(01:00:20):
Like he said, he doesn't want to tamper with that.
He'd rather move on, and who can blame him with
all this stuff you got going on, So clean up
your mess first with your ex before you try to
get serious with the man. That's my advice to you,
Steve Well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Ain't this an interesting letter? I was debating as I
was listening to Shirley how I was going to approach
this letter. But it's only one way to do it straightforward,
dead down the middle as I go. Now, you were
in a long distance relationship, this woman writes for four years.
The subject is my son's dad is blocking my happiness.

(01:00:58):
You're in the long RelA relationship for four years. When
I broke up with the guy see long distance meaning
you don't get to see him all the time. He
moved to my city and I ended up getting pregnant
by him. After the breakup, I was already done with him,
but now I'm tied to this insecure cry baby.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Of a man for life because of our son.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
We try to copey it, but he can understand, not
understand that that that's it, nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Now here's the letter. I was dating somebody for about
three months.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I tried to keep it from my ex mister insecure crabbe,
but my son told his dad about how mommy and
Jake liked to watch TV with him. I got a
call from the daddy in his whiny voice, and he
asked me who is Jake, and so I told him

(01:01:56):
Jake is a great man and he was very kind
to our son. I can hear him sniffling, so I
knew he was crying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Who Jake?

Speaker 16 (01:02:08):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Why's she watching TV and in front of ourself. He
told me I was watching TV and he was right
there between y'all. He to hold me how much he

(01:02:30):
like watching TV, which.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
With y'all, and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
You know I would I don't just won't know. Why
would you do that something like that? You just watching
TV with this boy in front of ourseln and he
trying to he got to go, He got to go
to school in the morning, and y'all got him watch
watch the TV with y'all.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
You going.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Hang on, Steve, okay, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yes you can a.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strubberry letter subject
my son's daddy is blocking my happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strubberry letter.
This subject is my son's daddy is blocking my happiness?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Lady was in the long this relationship with this guy,
cry baby whyy man. She didn't know that about him
because she wasn't around him enough, you know. But and
then just got she Then he moved to the city
and y'all ended up. You got pregnant by him after
the breakup. I was already done with him because of
some other stuff that happened. But now I'm tied to
this insecure crib davy man because of our son. We

(01:04:29):
tried to coppaying, but he can't understand that that's just
gonna be it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Then you say you was dating this new guy for
about three months.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I tried to keep it from my ask, but my
son told us daddy how Mommy and Jake like to
watch TV with him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
I got a call from his daddy and he's whiney
for him. Hey, don't act like you don't know who
he is. Who is?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
So I told him he was a very kind man,
and he was very kind to ourselves. I could hear
him stiff this, so I knew he was crushing. Answer,
you fool jack, you're gonna tell me that you here?
Jake was whytch you TV with your boy? She got

(01:05:21):
to go to school?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Why is he why?

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
He and I cried and sent him here trying to
be this other, trying to be the father for this baby.
You gonna sit up here and go sit up and
watching TV. Went to Jacob Bron Bron baby.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
I knew he was crying. He told me he was
on my way to the house so we could talk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I had a hold away. Come on away, I'm coming over.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
So you can see if you got to see me cry,
he stumbling and just snippering. Ain't doing what I needed
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
He needed see me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I'm a drive over there while and so I had
a dinner date with Jake. So I told my ex
that we'd have to talk some other times. He popped
up anyway, just as Jake parked his car in front
of my apartment. I saw my ex talking to Jake,
and then I got a call from Jake. Hey, Jake,

(01:06:23):
here's you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Jake.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Wait, Jake you, Jake, He looked like you could be kind.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
She said that you were kind to me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
No, you, Jake be calling you in. I think you
should know something. Hell love her and he don't. He
is myself and we was gonna begether, but you was
blocking because now you over he being off strong and
everything I'm saying. I mean, so now Jake and nick

(01:07:00):
named him Pad. Jake called him. So Jake called. So
you got a call from Jake, And Jake said he
was gonna take a rain check because your son's father
was visibly a sick and he thinked I should talk
to him. So he said, this is what Jake said,
I think you ought to talk to him. So she said,

(01:07:21):
why are you calling him Pass? Then Jake said, because
that's the new nickname I gave him. She said, what
did that mean? He said, your son's pucket dad, and
so his pucket daddy had called up him, and so
you need to tell him Pad. You need to talk

(01:07:41):
to Pam. So I was so mad I didn't let
my ex come in. I cursed him out in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Why are you cussing here?

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
I want all I want to do it come here
and watch you like you be doing with Jake, with
you you want watch me from Jake and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
And I would have told Jake, I told you right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
I told you Jay outside, I said, you're drinking ever
had his family, and you need to stop all this
hell because you need to go somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
The other womenses out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Here, other women's his other women's is out here with
you all up everybody, baby mate, and my son he
like it you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
And so then.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I cursed him out in the hallway and I said, cousin,
stop going to be in front of me kids.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
And so this is not the first time he is
pulling this stunt.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
He is blocking my happiness and he thinks I want
him a second chance because we have a son together.
Jake said, he's not trying to break up a family.
I understand that, but I hoped that he would fight
for me. Jake said, well, I would fight for you,
but I'm not never hit a woman before. I don't
tell you that.

Speaker 10 (01:08:50):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I can't fight for you because I ain't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Never hit a woman before, because because of Pad, because
he's drunking yet keep like a woman. I just feel
like it be hard for me to fight it because
I was raised better than that. How do I get
my crop bettery x to find himself a nice girl today?
You know, because see I can't get nobody else cause

(01:09:13):
you know how I be crying and stuff and don't
like every time I'm only date with somebody and they
asked me was I had a relationship. I gotta start
trying and telling them about you. And then ain't no
WANs be bothering me because everybody don't want to or
say anything like so now you the only watern't go
sleep with me? And I'm trying and all the women

(01:09:36):
just get up there and walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
And you know how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
You know, I like this cry you don't go away out?

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
I like a time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Why you gonna turn me?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Guys?

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Ain't nobody put it up with you? But you know
I need you because I need somebody tolerate my buck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:09:58):
I know, done Today's strawberry letter at Steve Hark and
Facebook and letter kind of pass on demand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Yo, This is Jamie Fox, this is Kim Whitley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
You already know what it is.

Speaker 15 (01:10:13):
Measurement g go bean, and you are now listening to
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Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
All right, So tell me what do you have for
us today? What is it today?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I mean, you know, y'all tell me what y'all think?
All right? I need, like you know, I think I
got this this Easter egg hunt situation. I think I
gotta figure it out, Okay, I mean we focused, we
always focusing on the eggs that come from the chicken.
But there's plenty of the eggs we can choose. We
just always we always get a chicken. The hard time.
Chicken takes so much of everything. All right, let the

(01:11:19):
chicken rest a little bit. But y'all tell me what
y'all think that I don't find out where we can
get some other eggs? Now? The only problem is is
what we don't want is if these eggs hatch on
eastern Okay, now, y'all tell me what y'all think. I
don't find out who got it? Alligators got egg We
can get some alligated and paint them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
It's a bad idea idea.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Because all go ahead, all right, all right, alligated. That's
how y'all don't want to do that. Okay, how about
some snake eggs. They got some snake eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
No you know I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Are we talking about this little snake eggs. We're gonna
paint them up for the kids. We put them out
there for them a hunt, and then we'll just turn
them back loose. We're turning back loose into the wire.
We just need them for a day, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Yeah, righting the snake eggs hatch and bite one of
the babies, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Maybe it's over there and the bushes just shaken.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Now we got to go to the hospital to get up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
It is a Easter egg hunt. It is a hunt,
so hey, you might get a hunted. All right, let's
keep going. Now, this is a good one. This is
a good one. Y'all already know we've seen it we've
seen the documentaries on me them penguin egg them egg
We get some penguin eggs and paint them penguin eggs. Now,
that's a nice that's nice for kids. Penguin egg they

(01:12:46):
stay with you know cold that you know they come.
I have a heat stroke. It's ride out here in Georgia.
The whole penguin is on his side.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Junior, you ain't gonna be able to go get the plies.
You worry about the cold part because he got to go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Speak. All right, all right, penguin egg might not work.
How about do you just get these big eggs? Then?
How about them? I street's egg them big ones. You
know what I'm talking about? Where you're gonna hide them?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Get it bigger than the kids?

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
No, I got a better question. Does he think what.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
He thinks he does?

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
I can't believe we gave him a segment?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
These are good eggs that people are not using.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
What's wrong with y'all? This is good eggs stuff. Okay,
I got three eggs left. I got turkey eggs, I
got turtle eggs, and I got lifted eggs. Now, which
one of y'all want?

Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
None of the ball what else do you gonna get
your family with these turtle eggs?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Gonna get your people?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Have a whole easter egg hunt, Tommy, if you get
one can of fish eggs.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
So small?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
All right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, so Steve
Dion on Facebook rights. My roommate is one of those
quote don't trust doctors type people, and yet he's always
got something wrong with him, be it an illness or
rash or whatever. He treats the stuff he reads on

(01:14:27):
the internet like it's the gospel. And the other morning
he brought some coconut oil because he read that it
would make his jock itch go away. Literally, I'm sitting
on the couch and see him grab a handful of
the stuff and shove it down his pants. When I
say go see a doctor, he acts like I said
something crazy.

Speaker 14 (01:14:46):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
Anyway, how do you talk to someone who's unreasonable and
won't listen even with it when it's in their best interest?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
If we take a half full of coconut and jam
it down his shorts and start massaging his jockey, we
need it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
You need no roommate. Dog, Hey, dog, Hey, man, hey, yo, yo, yo,
yo yo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
What you do with dog? You just touch the light
switch after that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
This is too much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
It's a lot. New roommate what what? What does he do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
What does dion do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
You need a new roommate.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
So he gotta be oneting to know how he talks
to how talk to him? Because he's unreasonable and he
won't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
You live with an unreasonable person? Why mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
If you can't afford to rent, move to a one bedroom.
You don't need a two bedroom because guess what, he
and the other bedroom. So take your rent and go
get one bedroom or efficiency so you can be happy.
But what I'm not going to do is be sitting
here watching the game. You got a handful of coconut three,
it down your past. It didn't stop jockey. That's lebron, lebron.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Why you steady?

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
Just massage and this cocut all into your jockey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
No dumb you know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
And Nick turned around here talking about talking to me,
Hey bro, me and you ain't gonna have no conversation.
Why are you rubbing yourself with your cocain at all?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And that was not all right?

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
We do have time for one more.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I'm gonna get a saying what you want, one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Don't well, don't know saying don't touch the hand though.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
See this one came from a Steve Harvey f M.

Speaker 10 (01:16:40):
And this is from Kenneth who says, on Saturday, my
wife came home and I noticed dease on the rims
of three of our cars, four tires.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
I asked her what happened. Her answer tripped me out.

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
She said, our toddler son, who rides in a car seat,
just loves it when she hits potholes, and seems to
think it's a ride. So my aims for them so
she can hear our kid giggle. Now, how can I
approach this conversation? These repairs are going to cost us
a lot of money that we don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Hey, baby, listen, what you could do is you can
take that costly out and drop it on the ground
and he can get that same effect that our people potholes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Don't believe her, You believe this. This is not a
lot made up.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
Because it's oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
No no no, you can't make this up. Yeah, that's true,
because she's not denying that it's her. She's telling you
how she's nick these tithing and she's running in potholes.
But the damage to your car, to your axle, to
your realms and all of that is costly. Now, baby

(01:17:48):
need to find another way to get entertained. Right, you
know what he needs to do is just don't take
it to sleep sinsue in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That cost he like most babies.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Yeah, you need to quit trying to find ways to
entertain him, I said, brug So you got to go
say listen, baby, to get these rhythms. Fixes don't cost money.
So I don't think we should entertain the children. And
then it could be it. It could cause an accident
for you. You go in one of these potholes, you
have a blowout, lose control of the car. Now you're
in a really serious accident. And I don't want nothing

(01:18:19):
to happen to you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
To you baby.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Now, I don't know who that baby is. We keep
riding around that we don't really know. But if he
wants some excitement, we can strap it to the hood
while you're gonna put it in the trunk. If he
wants some excitement, let him ride in the trunk and
don't strap it down. Just let that cause he take
these curves how it want to it? Since he like

(01:18:43):
laughing and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Mister, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:18:50):
Anyway, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:19:03):
So this Sunday, we know, is Easter Sunday, and a
lot of people get you know, a lot of kids
get Easter baskets.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
So here's the question. If you were to receive an
adult Easter basket, what would you want in it? What
would you want in your Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Oh, are you asking me now? Or if when I
was single?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
I think when you were single would be more interesting,
So let's go with that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, the Easter Bunny would actually be a girl.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
The bunny in the girl yeah, Jessica rabbit in female form,
but in live Oh lord, yeah, that'd been my Easter basket.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Yeah I like that? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
What about your neph.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Hallie Berry right in that basket?

Speaker 6 (01:19:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Yes? Los now back when I was single, back when
I was singing?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Okay, of course, thank you? Just how that help you out?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Come on, chewing you what you got.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
East of dinner. Just you want to eat some hands,
I got to eat. You know, holidays be hard when
you single. You got to figure ot where you go
eat at. I'm tia go in people's houses on east.
I need that to here in my basket.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
That's what I need.

Speaker 9 (01:20:25):
I gotta big get way over to somebody house. That's
difficult work to do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
All right, Thank you guys. Hey y'all, this is Monica,
This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Blood Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
This is Steven A. Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Hey, this is Chaka Kahan. You have no idea what
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
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around it. Would you rather?

Speaker 10 (01:21:26):
Would you rather take back anything you say? Or would
you rather listen in on every conversation about you? I
said what I said?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yes, I staying on business.

Speaker 10 (01:21:43):
Are either you either taking it back or you're listening
in on every conversation about it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
You should have some more to say.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
So is out hear what you said bout me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Steve? I'm not taking back nothing I said. I don't
give it what you see.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
It's so simple, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Full blown. I could give less than all right?

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Would you rather show your coworkers every picture in your phone?
Or would you read aloud every text you've sent in
the past five days?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
So send you send your coworkers every picture on your phone,
or read aloud every text you've sent in the past.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Well, if that would depend on what level of pain
y'all want to experience? What do you mean say hurt
me deeply? Then I'm gonna let y'all read these texts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
So you're talking about the text you about us?

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
If you want to say, shock me, how you want
to do it?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
So it's on us, right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Would you rather but you put it back on us?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Okay, see, Junior, I'm gonna tell you right now, because
where your coping skills work.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
You need your legat pictures and send your let me
what you say. No, you'll be in therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Then it would be your own people, all your own people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I'm just keeping it real with you.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
You don't need the text, these pictures and go lobby.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Taking. What about, Junior, You don't need CITs.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
You're talking to children now. Oh, you don't need.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
City text because you ain't. You ain't that stable. You
got too much right now, you got.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
A lot on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
You have full capacity loaded.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
For two weeks.

Speaker 10 (01:23:39):
Would you rather wear your spouse's panties or just go commando?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Wow? Oh well I ain't wear no penis.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Just commando.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Oh I'm just out there, just ignorant.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
No, I can't get my white pennies on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
You're telling you're talking about cutting off all circulations. Man,
I gotta get that. I get to that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
If Jesse above my knee, I get the little things
on mighty blohing might look like a guard bill. I
ain't gonna get both legs in them. But we have
a would you rather for Junior, not what we're talking about?
Your wife's clothes. So I was thinking about Junior. Here's
a question for you, June. Advisor or head band?

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
You said that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Women tell you Tom you know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
It's head man, black basketball players.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Give me, give me the vizor again. I'm going I'm
not all right. We gotta go lines.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
That's today's round.

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
It would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes
after the hour, we'll close out the show with the
one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
This Steve Harvey, Marty show Man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
How did you How did.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Your father affect your world view?

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Your of the world exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
I wasn't allowed to have no view of the world.
You just need to see what I see and that's all.
And don't worry about what they're doing over there in.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Spain and all that. That ain't yourbiousness. You don't have
no worldview.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
You just see what I'm You just better look at
what I'm trying to show you and all this world
view you get that later.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:25:23):
Well, right now, we're digging this hole and put this
post and make these fists.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
That's your view. Look down in that hole.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Make sure it's deep enough that I wasn't allowed to
have a worldview.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Up right after you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
Do you ever notice your floor still look dirty even
after you mop. Power mop gives you a deeper clean
you can see and feel, unlike stream mops. So for
power mop absorbs more dirt and locks it away even
and hard to reach places.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Like behind the toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
The new micro scrubbers delivered of tiny, deep cleaning actions
for results that look, smell, and feel clean. No more
dirty floors. Try to swift for power Mop, love it
or your money back?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
All right, Steve, last break of the day. Time for
your closing remarks. What do you have for a today,
my friend?

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Well, I I want to keep motivating people. One of
the greatest motivations in my life was my dreams. My
dreams were so motivating to me because it put me
in a place of not so much focusing on where

(01:26:41):
I was, but it caused me to put my focus
on where I was headed, and so as dismal as
the where I was was, it didn't throw me off
as sinking of a feeling as I had at times
in my life. Because of my dream I didn't feel

(01:27:02):
sunken as low as I had gotten at some points
in my life, I didn't ever think I wasn't gonna
ever come up because.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Of my dreams.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
My dreams inspired me to keep going. So what I'm
saying to you is this. People ask me, Steve, what
motivates you? What makes you keep going? It's my dreams

(01:27:34):
what causes you to keep getting up, going to work
when you sick, fighting through all the stuff they saying
about you. How do you handle all this negativity around
you and you just keep going? It's my dreams. It's
my faith in God. It's my faith in God that
there's no way He brought me this far to leave me.

(01:27:56):
That because you hating on me. You ain't my God,
you ain't my savior. You can't hate me out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Of what He has for me.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
And you're hating me cannot stop nothing God has for
me or for you. So my faith in God and
my dreams have been my motivation. Motivation. Look at here now,
just a good one. Motivation is when your dreams put
on work clothes.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
Did you hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes, when
your dreams dress up and go to work. That's the motivation. Nah,
you motivated? You don't put some work clothes on them dreams.
Because see, you can stay sleep and have your dreams,
or you can wake up and you can chase them.

(01:28:49):
You need to wake up and chase them. You need
to wake up and chase them dreams. You need to
put some work clothes on them, jeans. You got to
get some grit, some dirty on you. You got to
put work clothes on your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm
motivated because, man, my dreams, they keep me going because

(01:29:10):
it means I'm headed somewhere. Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man,
you ain't gotta get stuck on here. Like I tell
people all the time, I keep a plaque in my
office in Atlanta that says, and a dude send it
to me. A friend of mine, when I was going
through a bunch of messed up stuff, he send me
a plaque that says, if you going through hell, just

(01:29:32):
keep going.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
Why would you stop there? Why would you stop in hell?
You going through hell?

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Just keep going?

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Because I'm heading somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
So all the hell I've been through, I survive at
all because of my dreams, because of my faith. Because
my dreams allow me to think that the better day
is coming. So if a better day is coming, why
am I tripping so hard on what's happening today? Because
I know the better day is coming. Because one day, somehow,

(01:30:06):
my God gonna make my dreams come true, simply because
how you know that's TV because he said he would. Now,
you tell me one thing he said that ain't popped off.
You tell me one promise.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
He made he ain't kept.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
You tell me one thing he'd bene assured you of
that you can't rest assured that's gonna propably.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
Just name it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. See, I got that much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Sense as a Christian, as flawed as I am, I
have that much sense as a Christian. So those Christians
of you that's better than me, congratulations. But guess what
I know that about him?

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
Know?

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
I know that his promises is true, and I got
enough sense to lean on them. So when you see
me falling and making mistakes and doing something wrong and
not staying on the white line, you can quit tripping
with me. I'll get back on him line. Just give
me a minute. I just fell off. I just made
a mistake, that's all.

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
I said. Something I shouldn't have said. I went somewhere.
I shouldn't have went. I got that. I'm gonna get
it together.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Lord forgive me and what he gonna do, and I'm
gonna get back up, and I'm gonna get it right agreeing,
I'm gonna get it right again. My dreams motivate me.
My faith motivates me. Motivation is when your dreams put
on work clothes. You did, That's what motivation is. When
I'm going to do something about making what I dream

(01:31:31):
about come true. My dreams got work clothes on them.
So when you see me out there, my dreams got
on work clothes. I'm trying to make it happen. My
faith in God gonna make sure that happen. And I
just give him something to touch my dream. Those are
my clothes remarks to day. All put on work, you better.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Get it right.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Keep it.

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