FULL SHOW_ Leadership, Strawberry Letter_ Bigger Is Not Always Better - 4.8.26 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So given them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black the bu bu boozy, the listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Me, I don't joy, yea joy.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I love you. Turn turn, I.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Got to turn the mouth the turn you probably got
to turn mouth turn out turn then.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Looking come.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Come out?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning, everybody.
Excuse me, you are listening to the voice.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
got a radio show man o man or man something
going on real good today. You ought to feel blessed today.
The fact that God woke you up and gave you
another opportunity. You know, every day you wake up, it's
another chance. It's a chance for all of us to
get better, to get it right, to get on the

(02:30):
right path, to stop heading the wrong way. Every day
you wake up, that's your opportunity. See, because He's gonna
keep waking you up because he has a.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Plan for you. You know, I don't know, uh you know,
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
I don't know when he makes his call, and you
know who gets called home when I can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't have that answer. I'm not him, I'm not God.
I don't claim to be. I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
I don't understand it all sometimes, but God has an
amazing way. But as long as he's waking you up,
I do know this. God ain't through with you yet.
God has a plan for you. Your job is to identify.
Identify the plan. You know, that's clearly what I need
for you to do. You know, oftentimes the thing that

(03:20):
you're looking for, it's right there inside of you.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
You know.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
I can't tell you how many people I meet, mister Harvey,
Mister Harvey, can't speak to you for a minute.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, Man, what's up with you? Man? I was just wondering.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Man, I've been trying to and I wanted to know, Man,
can you give me a good agent? Can you give
me a good lawyer? Can you give me a good Now? Look,
if you got some legal problems, I understand you're gonna
need some help right there. But the majority of questions
I get asked is about their future, about their place
in this world, about their mission, about what they're trying
to do, how they trying to figure out, and then

(03:56):
the how to go about doing it. But the answer
I'm remind all of you is always within yourself. It
starts right there. See a lot of people burn up
a lot of time looking around trying to find someone.
If I could just meet them, if I could just
get on her show. Man, if all, if I could

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just get to his show, I beat and made it.
That's not necessarily the case. Because See, just like every
time you put your put your faith in a person
or an event or currence or some type of thing
that you imagine yourself being in there and that'll do

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it for you. Imagine of all the people who've made
it without you know, I look at everybody telling me, man,
if I could get on so and so show, that'll
do it for me. Man, somebody else got on that
show and they blew up. Man, if I could just
make it to that show, do you know how many
people have made it without that? So, see, when you
start focusing in on what your idea of how to

(04:59):
make it, and your idea of how to make it
does not include your relationship with God.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You spinning your wheels.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Man, It's a vicious cycle you in now, and I'm
asking everybody to get out of that cycle. Get out
of looking for someone and something. The answer is within you.
God resides in you. That burning thing that you have
that you just can't get out your head, that's a seed.
God plant that dare. That's a seed. It needs watering, nurturing, fertilizing.

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That's what it needs.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It didn't it.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Don't ever say, man, I need that other person right
there now. There are people you will meet that will
compliment you, and I can assure you that God will
put you in the right place at the right time.
I'm almost certain that God will introduce you to everybody
you need to be introduced to to make it to
wherever it is. You all are trying to get to
him talking about you and God now, But the moment

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you take it into your own hands and you make
the decision as to who you got to get to
just clouded and muddied the waters. See God's plan for
you don't really need your help. Uh oh, it needs
your attention, It needs your focus, it needs your faith,
and it needs your hard work. But He needs you

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to listen. He needs you to listen more than anything. Listen,
keep the faith and be willing to work your tail off.
I don't know how you think it can happen any
other way. But then again I do because I try
to make it another way. So I had to come
to the conclusion, Hey man, listen here, dog, this ain't

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working for you. You got to get some more God, here, man,
listen to me. The answer was always within me, the
moment I sat down with myself and told myself the
truth that hein Partner, You ain't really all that, hey, Partner,
regardless as of what people are seeing and stuff, you ain't.

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Hey Pardner, this really ain't about you. Hey Pardner, you
really ain't all that good at this. God is keeping
you for a reason. Okay, hold up, Steve, quit tripping.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
What I need to do.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
I just started talking to myself and then I heard
Bishop Jakes say a couple of things. Then I was
watching TV. I heard Joel Oldstein say a couple of
things and I went, wow, man, okay, cool, that's pretty slick.
I'm gonna try that. And when I did it, it
changed my life. I am telling you, man, it has
been God this whole time, and the God has been

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residing inside of me, just like the God resides on
the inside of you. That's Him talking to you, telling you, man,
you ought to get it together. Man making you feel bad.
It's sending you on guilt trips, you knowing you wrong,
and you out there wrong and something telling you you
are not do it. Here's how you know is God.
And Bishop Alma taught me this in his book He's

(07:58):
Got I can't think of the name of it right now,
but it's a really good book. But it says in
that man. Bishop Olmo was talking in this book and
he was saying, the way you know is not God's voice.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Is if it ain't no sin in it.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
See how many times have you made up in your mind,
I'm gonna show this person or I'm gonna show that person,
or I'm gonna get this person back. You hurt me,
I'm gonna hurt you. You know the Lord don't like ugly.
I'll show you well, the Lord don't like ugly. But
no way in that does it's safe for you to
go show them. It doesn't say that. See, so when

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you strike out on that mission, you know the God
knows in my heart I loved you, but I got
to do this because you did me. Whoa whoa who
ain't got nothing to do with God? Right there, you
can take him out of it. If it's God, has
no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to me
talking about the Lord told me to do this to

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you and that's the only reason, and I'm doing it,
you need to get yourself right with God. I had
all them threats right there. That ain't God talking to
me through you. What are you crazy? If it's God,
it has no sin in it. So you got to
be careful man, when you talking to people. If we're
gonna go down here and we're gonna do this because
this is the right thing to do, if it has

(09:18):
something wrong going on, then it can't be the right
thing to do.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Took me a minute to learn that one.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
But please get that through your head so you can
quit spinning yourself around and remember everything you're looking for
is within you. It's all right there. Quit wasting your
time looking around all the time. Go to your God, man,
talk to him. Go to that spirit that's on the
inside of you that's calling you. Stop letting people shake

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your tree. At the end of the day, somebody gonna
be right, somebody gonna be wrong. All right, y'all, we're
gonna have to go on day tripping little bit going through.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Something you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, I said, ladies and gentlemen, I say
it the third time, ladies and gentlemen. Now that I
have your attention, I'm gonna say that again, now that
I have your attention, well more time, now that I
have your attention. See, that's a very unique way of
doing it. Now everybody's going, what is he doing. I'm
telling you to be mindful that today is today that

(10:27):
the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
in it. I'm coming to you to be mindful that
if you are listening to this show again, that is
another very unique blessing and moment in time again that
has never been another now before ever. This the only
one just like it is right now, the only one

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just like it. And you know what makes it so
unique and why so unique? Because it can only be
done by God. Man, this is so great to realize this. Man,
y'all wake up, man, be grateful. Tell God how much
you appreciate. Great way to start today. Shirley Strawberry, Carler Parrell, Mississippi,
Monica Junior, the Comeback Kid, and the Legend of Nephew Tommy. Yeah, well, junior,

(11:17):
what's happening today?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm going for warn you. I may answer this question
this morning. Difference to go ahead?

Speaker 8 (11:23):
Okay, that's fine, unh, Well listen, let me ask you this, hunh.
How do you did you ever see yourself in a
leadership position?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Hun?

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Did you ever want to be in a leadership position?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And quality?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
You got to take me?

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Well, I've always wanted to be in a leadership car
because I ain't never thought you know what, and I've
said this before on the show. I think I never
met a man that I thought should have been in
charge of me.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Before.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
I just I'm just sorry, man. I ain't never met
nobody that I thought should have been in charge of me.
The only people that I bowed down to be in
charge of me was my parents, Slick Harvey and Ill
log Ville Harvey.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
They could be in charge of me. After that, that
was it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
What about your boss at work? That's why you kept
losing your job?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Poor boss? He shouldn't have been in charge of me.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Your boss?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Hell no, why.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Because it was his company.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Look I'm looking at it. I never had a see
it was my brother. I never had a boss. I
never wanted that I ever wanted to be. I never
aspired to be none of my bosses now, none of
them went man, that's that's what I want. His job,
I want his check.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I want I don't know.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
No, what didn't none of them drive what I wanted
to drive? Ain't none of them live in the house.
I was dreaming a habit.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I no, I just never.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, I've just never ever had a person that I
thought should have been in charge of me, which is
why I don't understand why God has given me his wife,
because I have told him I don't want nobody in
charge of me.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
She come, lord, what is this about?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Hum blending?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's about marriage.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm not understanding this.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
In charge of hoodle? Let's see if we was in
charge each other. Okay, well I'm not in charge of hoo.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
She in charge of me?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
This is something crazy. I like that very cute. All right, guys,
thank you.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from the nephew if he runs.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That prank back right after this, I'm in charge of you.
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 9 (14:25):
All right, it is time for the nephew to run
that prank back. Nephew, what do you have for us
this fine morning?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's fine, great getting up moaning?

Speaker 11 (14:34):
I have alarm alert, surely, Alarm alert okay, alarm alert.
That sounds pretty simple, pretty easy. Let's go cat do.
Let's see what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Alarm alert.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the Denise please.

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Yeah, this is Denise.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Hi, Denise, this is Tony. I'm calling security. I've got
an alarm that we've got an alarm that's gone off
on you guys property or are you guys? We're just
checking before we send authorities out. Is everything okay? Did
maybe someone trip the alarm?

Speaker 12 (15:07):
Oh my gosh, No, I'm at work. I'm at work
right now.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I'm not home.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Do you have a tet or dog or anything that
could actually trip the alarm?

Speaker 12 (15:17):
No, No, that's strange. That never goes off like that.
I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Okay, give me a second. We've got a call into
the neighborhood security that actually are en route to the property,
and they were going to give us some information before
we actually sent the sent the police officers out, unless
you would like for me to send them out now.

Speaker 12 (15:37):
But yeah, I feel like you should.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Send the police.

Speaker 12 (15:40):
I mean, if I'm not home and nobody's home and
my alarm's going off and it never goes off that,
I'm worried.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, hang on one second. This is neighborhood security calling that.
Hang on one second. I'll be right back to you. Okay, niece,
are you.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
There, Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Great, they have they're out there property of the neighborhood security.
Do you there is a black guy there is on
your premise. Are you familiar with who that might be?

Speaker 12 (16:10):
Well, I mean my husband's black, but he should be
at work right now. Okay, definitely okay, and he probably
would have texted me if you know the alarm was
going off.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Okay, Well, I mean, do you have any other black
male friends?

Speaker 12 (16:24):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Do you have any other Do you have any other
black male friends that might be at the house.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean
I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they
would be in my house.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Okay, Well, I mean should we just assume that this
is your husband? What do you think? I I mean,
what what would you.

Speaker 13 (16:47):
Like to work?

Speaker 12 (16:49):
I mean, how tall is this person?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
My husband's sixty three? Hold on one guy, hold on
one second. Let me go back to the story from
the neighborhood. I an't one second.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
You know somebody's in my Lum's going off? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I mean, okay, Denise, yes, okay, they have a The
black guy that they're looking at is about five foot ten,
maybe late twenties. How old is your husband?

Speaker 12 (17:16):
No, my husband is I just told you that my
husband's not there. He would have texted me or called
me and told me that he accidentally set the alarm off.
And I'm actually going to text him. I mean, this
is crazy. I should probably call him.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Okay, you do realize, you do realize if we send
the authorities out and this is a false call, that
you're going to get charged for that. You do know that, right,
a false call.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
You just said, somebody's in my house and it's not
me or my husband, so you shouldn't be target for that.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
You're saying your husband's black, and then there's a black
guy there. I mean, they probably know each other, right, Are.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
You kidding me?

Speaker 12 (17:56):
What kind of question is that the wh they're both black?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am. I
don't want to send out police officers when they get
there and then all of a sudden, your husband knows
the black guy or he's a relative or something. I mean,
do they I mean, you know, do you want to
call your rank?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Do you think like this?

Speaker 12 (18:17):
This is really offensive? And I don't understand if I'm
telling you that I don't know who the person is
in my house, that means sends the police. I mean,
this is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Here they're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second.
Neighborhood security is calling back here.

Speaker 12 (18:37):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Okay, Denise, Now the security in the neighborhood. They're telling
me that this guy just drove out of the garage
and a white pickup. Do you do you guys have
a white pickup?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
So this guy just pulled out of your your your
and white pickup.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
Well, I have my car at work and my husband
has his car that's like the truck that he uses
on the weekends for like construction and stuff. So that
means somebody just stole our car. I can't believe this
is happening. You are watching somebody in my house and
you you basically watch them steal my truck.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Well, well, I'm going to go ahead and now and
get the police to go over. Okay, why the are
you going to send them? Now?

Speaker 12 (19:26):
He probably took all my in my house. I mean,
the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left
in my house.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Probably the back of the truck.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I mean, I'm doing the best I can. I'm trying
to help him out with here.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
That is going to do me now, I mean, the
whole time you've been talking to me, he's been cleaning
up my house out and stealing.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, how did you get in your house? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I don't know this guy.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
You're okay, I'm just asking you. How could somebody give
you your house? Did you leave something open?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
What did you go?

Speaker 12 (20:01):
Okay, listen, you would know because I wouldn't have been
able to set my alarm this morning. If something was opened,
it would be and it wouldn't let me set the alarm.
And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing
my house.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
You need to do your job.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
I need to call.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
You're wasting my time. I mean, by the time the
police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
So you're gonna so you're gonna call it Daryl. Now,
I'm sorry, you're gonna call it Darrol.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
Now, how does do you know my husband's name?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Do you know this is nephew? Tell me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband Daryl got me through
prank phone coffee.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
Oh my god, I wasn't gonna come down there, and.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
So nobody right, nobody's know your truck, nobody's at your house,
your alarm inside, everything good. But Daryl told me, say,
we got to give my wife, we got to get
a good Did we get you?

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Oh my god, I was sweating. I was so angry.
I was sweating over here.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
All right, you tell me this, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
So Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
All right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 9 (21:27):
Coming up next as the COLO or Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
I'm curious.

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little boost to get you back on track. That's where
the news Starbucks Energy Refreshers come in. If you already
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now with an added boost of caffeine your favorite flavors
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(22:05):
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Speaker 9 (22:14):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
there's a new COVID variant out. It is spreading throughout
the US. We'll talk about that. Savannah Guthrie returned to
The Today Show this week, but it's her disappointment in
God that has gone viral, and Jonathan Major's accidentally fell
through a window on the set of his new movie

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that is.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Coming up all at the top of the hour.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
But right now it is time yeah to ask the
clo our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from
Tay and Brooklyn. Tay writes, I live with my best friend.
Her boyfriend stays over all the time, and he flirts
with me when she's not home. I told her to
get her man, but she is so dizzy she can't

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see what's about to go down. Uh, the man is fine,
and I've warned her, what should I do?

Speaker 10 (23:04):
What?

Speaker 7 (23:05):
Well, she don't know what's about to go down exactly. Okay,
So you're gonna go ahead and go with the flirting
because she she warned her. Yeah yeah, and she's so dizzy.
Oh thanks, she's so dizzy and you so tricky. So
you gonna you're gonna sleep with your friends boyfriend because

(23:25):
he flirting. Okay, go ahead, and then writers let us
know her. Let's go go yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
See here's another thing. What we can't do today is
keep redefining the definition of these words. That's been around
for a long time, so it can fit your narrative.
If she's your best friend, you should avoid her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, where's your loyalty?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Craziness.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
I told her that she's so dizzy, she don't know
what's about to go down. Okay, we'll go ahead, let
it go down because you're trifling and friend.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, all right. Moving on to Sylvester in Memphis, Sylvester writes,
five years ago.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
I had an affair on my wife. The woman died
two years ago, but my wife still brings her up
to me. Out of respect for the woman, I asked
my wife to stop mentioning her. My wife had stopped
talking to me. Was I wrong for asking why?

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Well, Sylvester, I'm just based on your name. Why and
then the people that you sleeping with is dying? Oh
my god? How old is selvester? Sylvester?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Or No, we're not calling him sly. He don't think
that he's Sevester.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
He'd have wrote that in the letter if somebody was
calling him slack and call him Sylvester Silvester. His wife's
name is Ernestine, and the lady that died is Geraldine.
And his sister Pauline is trying to talk to Ernestine
to tell her to quit bring it up Gerald Deine

(25:06):
because he threw it with her.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
Now you know, Yeah, the wife is still yeah, she's
still hurt by it and taunting him.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah. Well you know what she is saying. I bet
you're still thinking about it. You want to go out
to the grave yard.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
This is just a mess.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Stop on your way home and buy another bouquet of
roses for that helper.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
So does the husband still have feelings for Gerald?

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Yeah? He out there laying flowers on the ground and stuff.
That's what the biggest argument about it is. She keeps
seeing on his credit card statement all these flowers from
Croker and publics.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Fine, yeah, well you're gonna keep on here. You're gonna
be You're gonna be able to You're gonna be able
to right next to him.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
So five years ago he had the affair. She died
two years ago. So wow, okay, all right, we're gonna move.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
On and put nothing. Hey, putting nothing on me and
it made me won't die. Okay, you're here.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Put Shante in Camden is up next, Hunte writes, my husband, Well,
I just.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Want you to know I'm looking at your free in Chester, So.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Go ahead, another name, another name, Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
That was in my singing group.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah, all right again Chantey in Camden Rights. My husband
used to be a ride sheer driver. I have his
location to make sure he's safe. I checked it recently
and saw he was parked for five hours in a
parking lot. He said, the tractor tracker is wrong. What

(27:02):
could he have been doing for five hours?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Rest? Five hours?

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Just resting? You know, you've been ride shell driving. You
got to get some rest. Fell asleep in the parking lot,
pull herself together, didn't want to drive home, pulled over
in a lot and just got some shut eye before
it came home.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's what I was.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's what he's gonna tell wife. Yeah, he wasn't seeing
anyone else.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
So why is she tracking him like that?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, because she said it because she wants to make
sure he's safe. She says that, yeah, and he's lying. Yeah,
and and and her name is what her name is? Chante?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
What does that matter?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's a vested new side piece.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
She's trying to make sure her husband doesn't have a
side piece. Now she's just a side piece. This is
a mess.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Lying five hours rested in the parking on huh, So
what is he gonna tell her one more time?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
For five hours?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I pulled over. I was tired, you know, being a
ride share driver.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Make it believable. Okay, make this as believable as you can.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Hey, look, you know I'm a ride share drive and
I got tired, and so I hadn't got a I
had called the company. I told him my app was
that malfunction, and they consumed. So I pulled over the
weight on them and I fell asleep in the parking lot.
And then because my apple was off, I wasn't getting

(28:34):
no calls or nothing. And then you didn't call me.
I wish you to came over there to see about
me because I probably missed all types of money because
I was sleep.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So since you shared my location, why don't you come
over there and get me wrong?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I like that?

Speaker 7 (28:51):
How are you gonna let me be in this one?
Why else would I be in one location for five hours?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
What would I be doing? Have you ever seen me
somewhere for five hour? See baby?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
And you sitting up here trying to accuse me of
something you should have came and seen about.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
That was a good lie. I have to say that
was a good line.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hey, let me tell you something. I don't need no
encourage me.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
For years.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, no, no, this is easy.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah all right. Last one, this is from Royal and Tampa.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Royle says, my spades partner is always a candy lady
from down the street. She's an older, heavy set chick
that drinks a lot. I'm trying to figure out why
my wife is jealous of this woman. Do I really
have to get another Spades partner to keep the peace?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, You're gonna have to get somebody.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
But yeah, but I'm telling you right now it's hard
to find a good Spade party.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
She could play some Spade candy lady.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
She drank a lot.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
She oi wait yeah yeah, everybody came you shoulder a
heavy fit shit yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's a place she can man talk trash. Who she
could talk to be doing both? You know how to
be know how to carry it for her partner. Yeah
all right, all right, Celo, thank you. Coming up at
the top of the hour, we will have some entertainment

(30:25):
news for you. Right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
The heavily mutated new variant called BA Dot three point
two COVID nineteen aka Sicata, is circulating and at least
twenty five US states according to the CDC. Scientists believe
that Sakata, COVID's highly mutated variant is not affected by
previous COVID nineteen vaccines, which helps it spread more quickly.

(30:57):
Zakata symptoms are similar to other COVID nineteen variants, including
running nose, congestion, sore throat, headache, cough, fatigue, fever, and
lots of taste or loss of smell and loss of smell.
Remember back in April of two twenty, the world was
shut down, it was on pause. We were all quarantine,
We were afraid of covid. Well, do you still feel

(31:19):
the same way or do you feel that no one
takes COVID seriously anymore?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, of course they got to take it seriously.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, they should take it seriously, for sure. You don't
you don't want to be sick, right, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (31:36):
All these upper respiratory yeah virus them seriously, very seriously.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
Yeah, And they're vaccines. But the vaccines for the previous
COVID won't work on this one, this new variant. That's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
So we got to come up with new vaccines. Shout
out to the scientists, thank you and the researchers.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Yeah, some residual stuff in my stomach where if COVID
get anywhere? New it the residue childn Juice keels.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, you still you think you're still carrying that in
your body after all this time?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Get out of it?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
All right?

Speaker 9 (32:26):
And moving on to beloved journalist Savannah Guthrie. Savannah returned
to NBC's Today's Show Monday morning, where she sat at
her usual spot behind Craig Beside Craig Melvin. After recapping
the upcoming news, Savannah told viewers, quote, good morning, welcome
to today on this morning. We're so glad you started
the week with us, and it's good to be home.

(32:47):
Melvin looked at her with a smile, replying quote, it's
good to have you back at home. But what got
everybody buzzing about Savannah Guthrie's return is her emotional message
that she recorded on Easter for Good Chef New York.
Savannah admitted that she's experiencing some deep disappointment with God
and feelings of utter abandonment. Guthrie admitted that the intense

(33:11):
ongoing trauma of not knowing her mother's fate caused her
to question God, noting moments where she felt forgotten her mother.
Of course, Nancy Guthrie was reported missing in February. As
we recall, and here's a question. Have you guys been
so hurt that you felt disappointed in God and you
questioned him?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Did you feel like he forgot you?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's an honest answer.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I do.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
I think that's an honest answer from everyone. We've all
had situations where it's Lord, really, Lord, you know, why me?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
You know?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, well, when you took my mother, I'll have some
serious questions. Need to I had several.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Suggestions, Yeah, I feel the same way.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
See you and I lost my mother through that and
I was angry, you know, I felt hopeless, anxiety, uh, depression,
all the things. And my husband he was the one
that said, you know, you got to stop being angry
at God. You need to go and pray and you
need to talk to God, tell him how you feel.

(34:18):
Rebuild your faith because you can't go through life like.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
This right and you have to. He's there for you
to lean on in times like this, not.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
To know, I haven't always been to have the man
of faith that I am today, you know, Rollingarry, because
like my idea, Well, I tried to help the Lord out.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's that's why I was getting wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
He doesn't need your help, the suggestions.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, I had a list of people he could have
took instead of my mama and I and I sent
him to it.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's where I was. That's where I went wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
But it's good now that you've grown, like you say,
and you know better now grow Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But you but I got I argue with him for
lead two weeks when I first.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Got back, no big cancer. We forget, Yeah, we are.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
We was all outside in the yard. Hold. Then he
took me and go out with Holland.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
We were going to line.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
It was going on out there in the yard, I'm
telling you, and I apologize for Holland.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And we finally got it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
And he forgave you. He forgave you because he's a
loving god.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
But look at you now though, look at you now talking?
Yeah all right, yeah, moving on it. And we're we're
still praying and keeping Savannah and her family and our
prayers of course. And finally, actor Jonathan Majors accidentally fell
through a glass window while filming an action scene for
an upcoming movie reportedly titled Knuckle.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
The incident, which occurred during a scene that required.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
Him to back into a window, resulted in him falling
six feet below along with the co star of the film.
Majors told TMZ that he was okay immediately after the
incident and he is happy to be on set despite
the mishap.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
The coach star. Yeah, he's happy to be there because
you know, we know.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
He he ran twelve blocks in New York from that
white lady. He knows how to get out. He knows
what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
He bounced right on back. I'm gonna say, Oh, Ain't
nobody gonna say nothing about that?

Speaker 13 (36:22):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I'm the only one, don't you the only one say
something wrong.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
I'm the only one.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I got him.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
I stiff took out the show and all this step
food say something like that, but nobody saying nothing.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
Overwhelmingly stupid that it takes us back for a moment.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
You know, y'all ain'ting running from that white lady. Y'all
take me back. I just looked at him and went, wow.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, and you're about that at all? Really said it all.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Really, I can see now I'm here to a different
set of standards.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
His car, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, yes, oh man, all.

Speaker 9 (37:01):
Right, coming up in twenty minutes after President Trump shaded
former President Joe Biden to small children that visited the
White House's annual Easter egg roll on Monday, we'll talk
about it right after this.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
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Speaker 9 (37:56):
During the annual White House Easter egg Roll on Monday,
on this south lawn of the White House, President Trump
sat among the children. He sat among the children at
a crafts table to sign autographs for the kiddies. Trump
told the children that his signature was very valuable and
suggested that they sell it for twenty five thousand dollars
on eBay.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I'm not mad at that though.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
While talking to the kids, Trump kept mocking former President
Joe Biden, and he said that Biden was incapable of
signing his own autographs, so he used a mechanical auto pen.
Trump also asked the kids how they felt about the
fake news media, and then celebrated one young boy who
called him the best president? What why was he out

(38:42):
there holding court with these kids and kidding them off fire?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
And so are the parents take their kids today's to
day herole with Donald Trump? I just don't.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
I just don't see him as an example kids to
want to follow. That's it's horrific, man, they do.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Then got this little dumb boy saying what even heard
his parents say? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
The best president ever? He's the worst we've ever had.
He sounds like the worst, he talks like the worst.
He has no kouf. Why are you talking about children?
Why are you man who let him talk to the kids?

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Sell this for twenty five thousand?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I like that, though, I'm not mad at that suggestion.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
What aint you don't know? Somebody with twenty five thousand?

Speaker 7 (39:34):
I don't care if I thought I could sell it
for twenty five thousand. I know I'm going to evade
the next day.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I'm not mad at that suggestion.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
But that's so bad.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
You're talking to these children and parents and teachers and educators.
They try to teach kids on how to have good
character and how to behave, and you're up here in
bad mouthing a former president to children.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
And you think that's a good look. That's precedential behavior,
that's a good look. He went, he was down there
with them, just on their level, you know, going on bullying,
talking about you know, come.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
On yea every day y'all a like y'all gonna get
a better look?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Like that's not a good bully.

Speaker 13 (40:21):
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
What it is, consistent until it's no more it is.
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
Yeah, well, his autograph, I mean he told him to
sell his autograph on E day for twenty five K.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't want. I want his phone number like Tiger guy,
I want.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
You're not going to flip your truck over though, that's
the you're not doing that. But he said he doesn't
want a driver Tiger, because he doesn't want the drivers
in his business that he keeps saying that you can't.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Get to your business.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Don't want gluten free break. That's what I have to
eat now, all right, We don't want you to quit
living a cause.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Coming out in thirty four minutes after King of Comedy
D L. Hugly and journalist Don Lemon are touring together.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening to
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, one of.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
The original Kings of Comedy, your boy, D L. Hugly
is on tour with former CNN hosts Don Lemon. DL
and Don are collaborating on a live tour titled DL
and DL Anything Goes. And they're blending comedy, news and
commentary in a unique show.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Right now.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
They're two date scheduled, one in Boston on April seventeenth
and a show the following day, April eighteenth, in Tysons, Virginia.
Tickets for the DL and DL Anything Goes tour are
available on Live Nation.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
So what do you think about the tour?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I mean, that's so smart. Yeah, I think so true
and live a sponsored it, I think.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
So, yeah, especially what they're going to do. They're going
to talk about news or you know Don is a journalist.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Well it's time, it's time.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
It's always good to reinvent yourself, always good to find
new ways.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And d L is very politically in tune.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, he knows unlike me.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
You know, that's very different than every god.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And he does it in such a comedic way. I
mean it makes you think, it makes you laugh the
way d L does it.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You don't always do it in comedic. It ain't always
comedic straightforward.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean that too, of course, but but his
on point, Yeah, at his core, he's a comedian. Yeah,
that's all I meant by that. So if you did
a tour like.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
This, Steve, I know you toured with Kirk Franklin before
you missed your mixture comedy with Kirk's gospel, So if
you did it, if you did a tour like this
or any of you guys, who would.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You collaborate with?

Speaker 7 (43:01):
I'd go out there with that ignorant doctor Umar oh man,
we just be out there hollering at people.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I never that one. I never expected that that key.
Who would you go with Junior on tour.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
With Oh, they had to be somebody healthy, that's for show,
because I ain't gonna make.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Them home to.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Be missing a few days.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Wow, you're gonna miss more than a few days.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So who though, who's healthy?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
You know?

Speaker 6 (43:40):
I would you know how I like to go with Quake?
I really would.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Okay, I love that's.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
A comedy tour, Junior.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
No, no, uncle, talk about this on the political because
Quake talk about politics a lot too.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
Boy, you know you want somebody that's not the comedian.
That's what Steve is saying for you, Jr.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
The scrip uh d l uh don lemmit Steve Harvey,
doctor Umar.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
All right, well then Anderson Cooper?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Then what.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Can't see an egg?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay, good one, all right, nephew, who would you go
on tour with like this?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Shannon Shaw?

Speaker 11 (44:32):
Get We're gonna get to the bottom upon timon. Let
me tell you right now, We're gonna get to the
bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
The guy.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's what the people talking about. Are you sure? Are
you sure to people with a speech and Petty?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Oh yeah, you can't say you're to use Tommy.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Don't worry about it. I like Shannon. I like Shannon.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Oh second choice?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Who you talk talking to me?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Oh me? Oh what I go with? I would go
with uh, I would go with Bacari Sellers.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Oh I love him, Yes, yes, he is.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
I need somebody only know what they're talking about. I
just know what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You just on fire off.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, I'll commentary.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Uh huh, he's on seeing it a lot over there
with Anderson Cooper. Who you're taking out, Junior?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Who's your second?

Speaker 13 (45:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I tell you who will be great?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I tell you who.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I like.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Abby Phillips.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Yes, oh no, coach.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, you don't even talk.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
They come.

Speaker 14 (45:47):
Yeah, I'm just sit over there, sit over there, all right,
all right, thank you guys, thank you, all.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Right, can't wait.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I go with Sean Hanna me and He'll fight.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Coming up next to Nephew and today's prank phone call
right after this.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
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Speaker 6 (46:11):
Good.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
You are tuned in to the Steve ho In Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
Bigger is not always better?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Okay, we'll get find out what that writer on this letter. See,
all right, we'll find out.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
And coming up from just a few right now, it's
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
What you got, nef Oh, I'm looking at the stupid
and trying to just which what level level I wanted
to be on this morning?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Mid range. We're gonna do like middle high, middle high,
middle high. That's it, that's it.

Speaker 11 (47:03):
This is my daddy's boat, my daddy's boat, like yeah, yeah,
all right, so all right, all right, let's go cut
off my daddy's boath.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson.
How are you today?

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
My name is Williams.

Speaker 11 (47:26):
Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
some things on your property there were you with uh
actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out
and give you a call today.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Oh well, how you doing pretty good?

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
brought to our attention down here at headquarters, that you
have a few things on your property that are are
not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh,
you have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are

(48:06):
not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.

Speaker 13 (48:08):
But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on.
I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on
get waiting to get a little extra money to get
it take care of. The other car is just functioned
and I just don't drop and I have more than
one car.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
Now, you you also have a a a camper that
seems to be has been there for at least eight
months now, that's that's sitting there.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Is that correct as well?

Speaker 13 (48:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,
but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe
around about six seven.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
and stuff.

Speaker 11 (48:44):
It seems like there was a complaint before about the
you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut and all
of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at
past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one
that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh,
supposedly in your backyard.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Now there's a you have an old boat that's in
your backyard.

Speaker 13 (49:07):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bother nobody.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore
eye for the people. I think.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
and you guys have a chain link fence between the
two of you all, and I think the boat must
be just a sore eye for the family that's behind you.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
All.

Speaker 13 (49:26):
Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else
got a boat. I don't see what the problem is.

Speaker 11 (49:35):
Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's
going to take place is this. Now, we're gonna give
you a fourteen day extension, fourteen days actually to move
the car that is not functioning, the camper as well,
and definitely the boat.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
We need. We're gonna need those three items.

Speaker 13 (49:56):
Well, I ain't got no what moved boat. I just
told you I was working on so well for storage.
You know, I'm a storage coach. Now the boat, now,
the kevil, I'll get that take care of.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
But the boat.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
The boat.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
The boat my.

Speaker 13 (50:07):
Daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that. That's
that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died.
Now now I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat
will just fine. If I take you down there to
the water, it'll work.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically
I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to
get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm
gonna have to get that out within a two week notice,
as well as the camper, and definitely the boat.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.

Speaker 13 (50:36):
I'll tell you what. I ain't moving the thing. I'll
tell you now what you're gonna do.

Speaker 11 (50:40):
What you gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have
somebody come over and haul all of these things away.

Speaker 13 (50:46):
Well, I'll tell you what. I got thirteen reasons why
you won't come over and touch that boat. And I
got two two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.
Why you won't bring that I'm want me to touch
my daddy boat because my daddy gave it bol I
be in. You know, I'm tired of you with me.

(51:07):
It's a cross street at we're reported.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Because sir, I'm not at liberty to give you. Then
who's reporting my phone?

Speaker 13 (51:14):
So you're a liberal to give me something? Because I
know down the street at this boat, you know eight
months it ain't nobody saying same to it. So why
the hell y'all talk me about how to vote in
the backyard that my daddy gave me, sir?

Speaker 11 (51:25):
The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is
I want to camper out. I want to vote out,
and I want the car that's not functioning moved within
two weeks on towing it out.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
I tell you what, I give you a personal invitation
to come over here, put the boat, the campus and
the car, and I I will beat you like that's
what I'll.

Speaker 12 (51:48):
Beat you, sir.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.

Speaker 11 (51:53):
I just want to make sure that you know that
I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
know that what what has taken place.

Speaker 13 (51:59):
Here mistakements will take it. But I ain't move my
daddy's bat.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You're gonna move your dad stinking boat.

Speaker 13 (52:10):
Bring this long, Bring somebody, sir, trust.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Me, Trust me. If we come there, we're definitely gonna
be bringing authorities with us.

Speaker 13 (52:17):
Will go to jail because I love my daddy. Ain't
now wanted you gonna touch my daddy's boat. That's one,
and he left me.

Speaker 11 (52:24):
I got one one thing I need to say to you,
sir about this in my situation.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Excuse me. All I have to say is this.

Speaker 11 (52:31):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your brother.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Man.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
Got my pressure up, man, I got to pull up.
Take my blood pressure all right?

Speaker 11 (52:51):
Man, Your brother told me, he said, Man, he'd be
going eddie with the homeowner associated. He said, Man, just
call him and tell him he got to move all
his till, he said, but most of all, tell him
y'all gonna haul off that boat.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
He said, he'll kill you even had that dog on boat.

Speaker 13 (53:08):
I love that they do it.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
You know.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
I got one more question for you, though, Baby, Tell
me this, what is the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 13 (53:18):
The Steve Hall of the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I don't think he was gonna let me have that boat.
I really thought my daddy gave me that boat. Let
that go. You need to let that go.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
I get it.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
I ride around and my daddy Ford f one fifty. Baby,
I get it. You ain't taking my daddy truck. What
classic this Friday? Hey put a tent Knoxville, Tennessee, Hilton Downtown.
It is Cap Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated ninety in South
Central Province Council. Baby, it's going down. We got a
comedy show host to buy headline. Yours truly me, nephew,

(54:01):
tie me. I am there on April to tenth, this Friday.
Tickets on sale to the public. So all the brother's
gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
You know that the Crimson and Cream will be in
the building. You know that, all right.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
I gotta I'm a little lad on finding the Crimson
and the Cream. So y'all bet with me. I'm trying,
all right. April eighteenth is laying the cut. It is
the heavy hitters of comedy. Bill be Michael, call you
down there. Rollin's hosted by yours truly nephew till me
seven pm and ten pm. It all's going down and
lands down Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia. Seven o'clock show
got sold out.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
You ain't got no Crimson and Cream in your wardrobe, dough.
I got a little bit, uncle. I need to be
updated though. It's it's on me. It's it's me. I
need to be updated, little Crimson and Cream. I'm gonna
get right, get you a shimmy outfit. You can't he
can't wait to see me?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
What is that about? It's the thing, Shirley.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It is anything where I it was in Dallas. I
saw them young boys shimming. I was like, I can't
do that. They fly with it too, man, They fly young,
the younger, the younger kids.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
The key wordy yung saw video.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I called Jordan shimy and I say, oh no, we
was just playing around.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Okay, okay, later though you turn come around. He's coming
around all right, thank you, nephew.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Coming up next. It is the Strawberry letters. Subject is
Bigger is not always better. We'll get into that right
after this.

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Speaker 9 (56:11):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
time now for my Strawberry Letter for today. And if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more.
Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
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(56:32):
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now. You never know,
it could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type.
We got it for you here it is Strawberry.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Leta all right now if you thank you. Subject Bigger
is not always better. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty
four year old single woman, recently divorced. I was with
the same man for over half of my life. Since
the divorce, I've dated two men. The first guy was
over six feet tall, but he had little feet, if

(57:05):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I cannot see.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Us staying together because I lived with mediocre sex all
throughout my marriage. This new guy I'm dating has the
same issue. I used to assume that the bigger the feet.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
And the hands meant that all of his things would
be bigger. This guy is six' four with a flat,
stomach a nice, chest big muscular, thighs and that's. It
he's a youth.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Pastor he's never been, married and he doesn't have any.
CHILDREN i know why my girlfriends laugh at me WHEN
i complain about this, man because their expectations are lower than.
Mine they keep telling me that, nowadays if the man
is eighty percent, perfect then.

Speaker 13 (57:47):
Just go with.

Speaker 9 (57:47):
IT i am not ready to settle right, now So
i've planned a girl's trip to go to The caribbean
to see if the hype is true about those. MEN
i know it sounds Like i'm wild and too free right,
now but during my sexless, MARRIAGE i read a lot
and watched a lot of explicit. VIDEOS i owe it
to myself to live a little and see what men

(58:09):
of other cultures have to. Offer three of my girlfriends
are going with, me and they Think i'm joking about
trying to get my groove. Back it's quite possible that
my next husband is over there BECAUSE i have been
disappointed in THE. Us what's wrong with living out a
fantasy IF i do it? Safely come, On, shirley let's
hear what you got to.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Say, okay, well give me a.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Second i'm ready, Now i'm. Excited all.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
RIGHT i want to tell this woman to live her.
Life but please know that doing it the way she's
trying to do it could backfire on. HER i, mean
men do this all the. Time they go To brazil
to hook, up blah blah. Blah it's just a good
time for. Them but, you as a, woman if you
hook up with a man in The caribbean just to
explore and all that blah blah, blah you will not
be looked upon the same because of double. Standards but

(58:58):
my question to you is is what do you really?
WANT i, mean you say that's is that all it
is that? You you don't want anything? Serious you just
want to play, safely you, Say and you want a
man with a big. Ego, okay you don't want a.
Relationship it'll be purely physical on your. Part you don't
Need steve or my permission for.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
That you really.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Don't you're. Grown you said it would be. Safe but
the fact that you wrote us tells me that you're
second guessing this, decision or you're not one hundred percent
with this. DECISION i don't think this is really who you.
Are you're just on one right. Now you just want
to while, out like you, say, so remember you can
change your mind if that's the. Case you have a good, man,

(59:41):
right you have a good man who's interested in. You
SO i, say don't throw him, away and please do
not tell him the real purpose of your trip to
The caribbean is to wile out with an island man
to see what the rumors about them are?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
True is you, know concerning their? Size that's not not
gonna go over, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:00:01):
Steve, again SURELY i don't know what's the letter for.
Exactly living in a sexless.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Marriage you're dating to. Guys now one of them got small,
feet small. Everything the other one got big, thighs flat,
stomach big, chest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
And he's still. Small and now you, mad, okay and,
uh you know what are you looking?

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
FOR i mean and and and and and what is
going to be acceptable for? You because you'd, say while
you're in your sexless, marriage you read a lot and
you saw a lot of, videos and you just think
you should go somewhere and experience things for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yourself, okay go, ahead, okay go. Ahead what you asking us?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
For you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Know And.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I'm at the point now where you, know just what
what do you?

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
Want?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
OH i got.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
It she want to have some good. Sex, okay go have.
It you do not have to leave the country for.
That i've been disappointed in THE me and in THE us,
well a lot of men probably been disappointed in you.
Too y's one Thing i've. Learned you, know if you
keep complaining about, something have you ever thought that maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Issue could it be that? Issue ain't? Nothing ain't nobody good?
Enoughing and and.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Here's the problem in this whole letter for, me you're
not describing any qualities of a man that you're actually looking.
For you're not looking for a man to treat you.
Right you're not looking for somebody you can make it
to the tape. With you're not looking for somebody who's
kind and, generous who's. Ambitious you're not looking for anybody
who has. Goals he, said none of. That you just

(01:01:59):
look for something that's the right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Size you can go do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Want if that's? It why write a letter about.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
It, now you've ben planning this trip to The caribbeans
and the girls thank you joking about getting your groove.
Back you've heard that them men over, there it's gonna
be some small men over there too hard to find
the life out.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Here, yeah you know, what we come.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Back i'm gonna ask you a.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Question i'm gonna ask her a, question all, right and
if anybody can answer it on this, show please just
answer far.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
All, right don't ask her. Question she just.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Wants to while.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Out, steve all, Right i'm gonna ask you a.

Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
Question well That part two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the. Hour Today's strawberry letter
subject Is bigger is not always. Better we'll get back
into it right after. This you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning.

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today's strawberry. Letter the subject Is bigger is not always.
Better you said before the break.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
That you wanted a, question you wanted to ask a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Question let me just recap it for if you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
All woman in a sexist marriage had been doing some
reading and watching videos while she was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Married now she's.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
Single she's dating two, men one of them six feet
and but he got small, feet so he's small. Everywhere
then she dating another, man the six four, flat, stomached big,
chest big. Dives but that's all she. Got friends have
told her, nowadays get somebody eighty. Percent you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Good she don't.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
Know, yep she thinks she deserved. More so now she'd
have planned the trip to The. Caribbean gonna do. It
stella got her groove. Back her girls think she, joking
but she's serious because she has heard over there that
men are more. WELL i got news for. You you

(01:04:42):
can go To, jamaica you can go to The, islands
you can Go. Bahamas you go to and some small
people over there to. You SO i have a question for.
You what exactly are you? Looking do you have some criteria.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Thing we can help you. WITH i, MEAN i don't
know how much is their? Limit is too? Much too?
Much what's too? Small let's let's let's just start.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
There let's just start with what you what you don't
want to, accept because, see we don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
This and you know, what when you keep having the
same problem over and over and, over you have to ask,
yourself is it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Me is it?

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
Me maybe some people have actually been, adequate baby maby
sometimes let me give you A let me give you an.
Example So i'm gonna keep this all what people can
write their own. Jokes let me give you an example of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
That, okay well you be the judge of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
It here it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
Is maybe you wanted the wonders of the. WORLD i,
Know i've been to The Grand, canyon AND i do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Dad they look grand to. Me maybe, maybe maybe maybe
some people don't feel that. Way you, know that's what she.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
WANTS i, like you, KNOW i like. Cups she wants
an epic, experience that's what.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
WELL i like drinking my water from a. Cup some
people like drinking the water from a five gallon. Bucket
a home depot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Bucket, okay, no these.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Are Questions i'm without Without i'm not being explicit in any.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Way i'm just, saying what do you? Prefer because we
have to find a way to. Help we know what she.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Prefers she wants an epic.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Experience, well epic that, well the men want an epic experience.
Too everybody want. Epic maybe you ain't been. Epic maybe
maybe it's, you, sweetie ain't nothing good enough for. You
she ain't met, nobody no, one no one for four years.

(01:07:08):
OLD i ain't met. Nobody that's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Sad but she's done a. Quest oh she is done
a quest, now so have had? IT i, mean, yeah
she's gonna be. Safe we'll going over.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
There you're finn to be.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Disappointed you, know why don't you look for somebody that
cares about? You why don't you look for somebody who's,
loyal somebody who is loving and, kind who's, ambition who
can who can help y'all build a life, together y'all
can have Some you're finn to be just a poet
woman in search of big.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Things oh you're making, sense are?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
You i'm Just i'm just telling.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
You she doesn't want to make. Sense she doesn't want
to be. Serious, well, okay she doesn't want. Anything don't
drag us into. THIS i know we're all going permission.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
To do what she.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Wants i'm gonna go over, there And i'm gonna be.
Safe okay going over?

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
There yeah do you?

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
Boo it's?

Speaker 9 (01:08:02):
Crazy this Is, yeah that's all she, wants and that's
all she. Wants and you're, Right. Steve she should want
a man that will treat her well and all of.
That she should want, that but she doesn't say that
in the. Letter all she wants to we don't want
to help. You, yeah all she wants big. Sex, yeah well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Go, lady you ain't got to go to The caribbean for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
That she thinks she. Does, though you Going craigs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
THIS i bet you they got. SIGHTS i probably they
probably got a site for everything out.

Speaker 9 (01:08:35):
There, Now, steve she, SAYS i owe it to myself
to live a little and see what men of other.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Cultures have to. Offer go, ahead that's what she.

Speaker 9 (01:08:46):
Says it's quite possible that my next husband is over
there BECAUSE i have been disappointed in THE.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Us, WELL i.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Recommend africa BECAUSE i was over there one time AND
i was watching the tribal dance And lord have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
MERCY i SAW i saw a trial with. THAT i,
SAID i, went what tribe is?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
This?

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
EVERYBODY i know they were. BLESSED i was, going. GOT
i couldn't EVEN i. COULDN'T i ain't know none of the.
STEPS i was, weary worried about. What hey, man y'all
need to stop all this. Kicking y'all need all this
kicking out because all this many they don't come over
here kicking that's around hit me upside my.

Speaker 13 (01:09:29):
HEAD i.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
DON'T i don't want THAT.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
HAD i was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
WORRIED i pull.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
All the men to the. SIDE i, said y'all will
need some long skirts to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Not out with?

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
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coming up, next it Is junior with a sports update
In Sports. Talk thank, You. Steve we'll get to that
right after.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show it
is time now For junior and Sports. Talk, junior what
you got for?

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Us all?

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Right one, Second, Shirley, Dallas. Texas let me talk to, You, Dallas.
Texas it's that time of year is coming upon. Us
The Cures hope Eighth annual five K run And Fun
walk is happening this.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Year for eight straight, Years.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
I've been doing this walk at The Market Hunt Hill
bridge to bring awareness for sickle.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Cell and we're still working to change the shape of sickle.

Speaker 10 (01:10:39):
Cell.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Man i'm working on all. Levels.

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
Man So i'll see y'all On june sixth In, Dallas
texas at The Market Hunt Hill. Bridge it's the First
saturday Of june every single, year so it's that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
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Speaker 13 (01:10:57):
Month.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Yeah they go down there three, times, yes three miles
five k.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Bridges always always three.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
Miles yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah you said one mile the bridges across the.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
BRIDGE i said the bridge is one mile around three.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Times but the entire walk is a three k, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Because you don't have no one mile.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
One now we can't do. That be over to fas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Everybody where will we do?

Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
NOW i can't believe it's been eight, Years, Junior. Flations,
yeah eight.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Years it's been good.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
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Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Much all, right let's talk about. It It's masters. Week
it's the week of The. Masters masters starting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
There, oh somebody was gonna, say.

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Well, yeah well, there But rory McElroy is said to
go back back to back to get his green. Jacket
he's the favorite if the fourth player to go back to.
Back and, secondly do you feel Uh rory can win
it again this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
YEAR i don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
What you even gonna watch the mask? Something you even watch?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
It, hell y'all watch. IT i watch it every. Year
i'll you're watching That master ever Since tiger? Played, yeah
he ain't playing this.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Year you're playing this? Year do you think it's gonna
have A do you think it's gonna have a mark
on his?

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Legacy?

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
Uncle what's happening with him right now With Tiger woods
is just gonna diminish anything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
To be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Always they're gonna always.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You, know they focus on the. Negative Pete rose had
a great career to he betted on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Baseball, Yeah iiger has got to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Driving that's the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Line just get a, Driver quit going to, rehab quit
trying to do.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
Stuff, listen you've gone through this. Before this is What
tiger need to. Do, hey, HEY i got all these
Pills i'll be TAKING i took the wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Combination what but he still needs reed pocket like. Sunflowers,
see we got a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Problem we have a.

Speaker 11 (01:13:15):
Problem they mix all them the gathering and shake them
in your hand and just take them all, Right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Junior thank.

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
You coming up at the top of the, hour a
lady has accused her neighbors of having loud sex at.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Night we'll talk about it right after.

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show all, right,
guys this is From carrie And. Detroit carrie, says my
neighbor reported me to the management because she said she
can hear me having. Sex my husband is rather, loud
but he's not that. Loud the couple next to us never.

(01:13:51):
Complained my husband even asked the guy if he ever hears,
us and he said, no we have THE tv on
most of the, time So i'm not sure how the
woman beneath us is hearing sex. Sounds she's a, young beautiful,
woman so MAYBE i could hook her up with someone
so she can make some sexual. Sounds WOULD i be
too forward to recommend a man for?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Her, yeah BUT i can tell you right now she
won't your.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Man that sounds like it kind OF i wasking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
That, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
Uh uh, yeah all up in their house and other
people say they don't hear anything that her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Next to, them but beneath, them and they sound like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
That, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's what he.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
Doing, yeah he makes it sound because they ain't said they,
sounds so it's not. Audible uh huh, oh, yeah what he's.
Saying come, on you KNOW i love animal. Sound stop?

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
It no.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Watching The Animal? Planet we know what, aloud.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
BUT i love.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
It you got the whole jungle up in the. Line
are you, done? Sir one?

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
More wake up the whole. Neighborhood one more for, me
please come.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
On that's that's ba.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Oh, god.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
All, right all, right, yeah we're moving on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
A little sexy like, cockermmy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
All, right we're moving.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
ON i CAN'T i can't take.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
It all, right we have time for another.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
One Thank.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
God this is FROM oj In.

Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
LOUISVILLE oj SAYS i went to a daddy daughter dance
with my eight year old. DAUGHTER i saw her mom
there and tried to avoid. Her my daughter told my
wife that my mommy was, there AND i couldn't explain
why my ex showed up at a daddy daughter. Dance
SO i told my wife to call my ex and
ask her BECAUSE i didn't feel like. Arguing that was

(01:16:23):
the wrong. Answer she called my ex and they ended
up cursing each other. Out Now i'm in the middle
of THE. Bs how DO i fix the? Mess we
probably ain't gonna baby fix. This though she was in,
there we don't know why she.

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
CAME i have some theories about, it but, okay, well
probably not allowed to say, Them but, no she, came
so that's just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
IT i have some theories if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
KNOW i SAID i was gonna, ask but, no, no,
no you HAD i don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
WHY i got.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
WHO i had to keep all this pergnant information to
myself all the time because this is the information has. Value, okay,
okay all. Right one of, them, well maybe she thought
that he wasn't gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Come, okay all, right that's. Reasonable so she wanted to
make sure. Hand BUT i think maybe the ex wife
just wanted to see her daughter dance with her. DADDY i,
mean what's wrong with.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
That she had. Daddy she wanted to see her. Daddy
that's what she wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
See do you mind that he had his new wife
call his old, wife his ex.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
WIFE i don't know how he thought that was going to.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Work he's gonna get another divorce because he's.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Stupid, yeah put them on the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Phone would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Why why would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Yeah he, said he said he didn't feel like, arguing
so he put his new wife on the phone to
talk to the ex.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Wife what you thought that? Was gouldn't be want? Discussion
you wanted them to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Argue they ended up cursing each other.

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
Out come, on you, know your ex wife thinks that's
the reason y'all ain't married today.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Because of the new. Wife they always do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
That they'd be wrong as hell with, that but that's
what they want to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Go, with all.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
Right, Now, yeah that's a. MESS i don't know if
you can fix that. One all, right coming up in
twenty minutes after the, hour we'll have more of The
Steve Harvey Morning. Show right after, this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
SHOW a woman gave Birth saturday on a flight From
jamaica To New York's Kennedy International.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Airport of course IT'S. Jfk the mother.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
Went into labor mid, flight and the flight crew jumped
in to manage the situation and help the lady deliver
her baby after a priority landing was. Initiated medical personnel
were waiting at the gate upon arrival and met the
mother and, newborn and audio recorded from air traffic, control
a worker suggested naming the Baby, kennedy since the baby was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Born on a flight TO. Jfk what do you, Think?
Kennedy that?

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
Baby you, know that baby ain't From, earth that baby from.
Sky that baby from. Him that baby was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Born but the sky is the. Earth you do realize, that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Right we'll call A. Scottian i'm just Going.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Okay we Got, kennedy we Got. Sky anything?

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Else what airline was the?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Airlines?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Caribbean, okay Wasn't? Caribbean?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Okay, Yeah Caribbean Caribbean?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Airlines, okay name name A? Caribbean you thought it Was
delta didn't. You, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Well the Baby jamaican Or? American which one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Uh, well she was.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Born in international?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Aspect, yeah it depends. Somewhere, yeah that's. True So Kennedy, Jamaica,
Caribbean delta what? Else m all, right depends on what
her last name. Is all, right, guys thank, you coming,
up we'll play around. It would you? Rather right after
this you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning?

Speaker 10 (01:20:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Back it's time now for a round.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
It would you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Rather would you rather a partner that nags? You or
would you rather a partner that ignores?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
You every?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
DAY i THINK i got both.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Them, no you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Unless you did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Something, Still, NO i ain't gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
That. Nag so you want a partner that ignores you every.
Day silent. TREATMENT i thought you didn't like silent, treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
AND i ain't did. Nothing i'm cool with, That, Junior,
really JU i had to go with?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Nag why you want to?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Nag?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeah but we're. Talking wow is.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
All?

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
Right would you rather a family reunion without? Music or
would you rather a family reunion without a spades?

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Table? Struggle no no music or no spades no? Music
or you want to play?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Cards, okay not going to agree on the.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Music you got half of them think they half of
them think they in heaven all? It so now we
ain't gonna be listening to none of. Them but, Heya
jackson And, james you got a gospel listen to? Them?

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Old oh oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Hell all?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Right play my how is?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
It at the?

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Cross?

Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
Yourself would you rather never get another pedicure or never
trim your underarm?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Hair whoa oh never tre?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Man now he never? Hair?

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Well, yeah, guys, yeah, women guys have that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
LUXURY i got that move hair on the mom. ANYWAY
i ain't like a lot of people got.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Them, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
All, right so you got you got wavy? Hair the
only PLACE i have my.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Hair, okay we're moving. On would you Rather jiffy corn
bread or homemade corn?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Bread?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Oh, YEAH i gotta go with both of. Them that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
One they both go. Hard homemade is the.

Speaker 9 (01:23:02):
Lea homemade homemade is so good And jiffy homemade so? Good,
Yes jiffy's like cake and corn bread.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Mix who is Mister jiffy that own all that? Money
who is Mister?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Y all? Right what you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Were?

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Oh here's one, guys for the. Comedians would you rather
forget several jokes on? Stage or forget your partner's? Birthday
i'm gonna forget these JOKES i don't KNOW i got
for BIRTHDAY i. GOT i can't forget her.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Birthday, NO i can't forget, now, WELL i can't forget folk.
Jokes are you? Crazy that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Lot several, jokes, yeah on? Stage or your partner's?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Birthday, WELL i can fix these, jokes But i'm not
gonna be able to fix. This forgot your? Birthday? Yeah all?

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
Right all, right, Guys all, right that's today's. Rounded would
you rather coming?

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Up it is our.

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
Life let's break up the day and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Slightly Really Crazy
Today Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Harvey right after. This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.
Show do you ever notice your.

Speaker 10 (01:24:18):
Floor still look dirty even after you? Mop Power mop
gives you a deeper clean you can see and. Feel
unlike stream, Mops swift for Power mop absorbs more dirt
and locks it away even and hard to reach places.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Like behind the.

Speaker 10 (01:24:32):
Toilet the new micro scrubbers deliver thousands of, tiny deep
cleaning actions for results that, look, smell and feel. Clean
no more dirty. Floors try The swift For Power. Mop
love it or your money.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
Back here we, are, guys our last break of the
day on This. Wednesday it's been a great day and
just got to say thank. You as, always we appreciate your.
Business you're, Listening, yeah thank, You.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Steve it's on your N thank, you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Well, lord thank, you thank, You, yeah thank. You you've
heard that you ever had your choir breakout into a
song that was just?

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Horrible?

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
Yes, man we had a guest quiet that came One.
Sunday they were. HORRIBLE i was about. FIFTEEN i was
laughing so. HARD i had picked the end of my
robe up and had to ball it up and put
it in my.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
MOUTH i was in. THAT i was my mam was
looking over at me BECAUSE i was laughing too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Hard you cannot embarrass your mother in. Church that is a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
No, NO i was, laughing but one of my last
got out at.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
That oh did you get back?

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Handed?

Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
NO i wasn't close. Enough but look THEN i had
to try to. Stop but that ignited a lot of.
PEOPLE i could see people holding their head down because you,
know church people put their fan up over their mouth
and just be looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
NOW i couldn't do none of. THAT i just don't
have it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Right or if they say take your, time you messed upon.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
What you know About, jesus what you know About, jesus
what you know about The? Lord know about The? Lord
what you know About, jesus what you know About, jesus
what you know about The?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Lord know about The?

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
LORD i, SAID i know, HIM i know, HIM i
know he will he. WILL i Know, JED i know That,
JESUS i Know. JESUS i Don't, JESUS i know That.
Jesus we.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Wow fix it for? Me and then he ended in
like that, hi AND i busted out laugh again like
he had killed. It where the church is so?

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Quiet are Every, yeah these are my clothes in Minds
some of my greatest funny moments was in.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Church.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
OH i loved the churches WHERE i developed my sense of. Humor,
yeah because you are supposed to laugh at. Church, no
and everything in that was funny to me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
BECAUSE i just thought it was just. Hysterical man like the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Choir, okay pastor jo make you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Laugh the. Pastor, now my pastor was pretty Good Bisu,
james SO i know my. Boy plus he's my basketball,
coach SO i was scared of.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Him AND i think the only other thing THAT i
didn't like to praise dance, team which is WHY i
began a petition in twenty twenty six to stop praise
dance teams in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
CHURCHES i wanted to, stop, said y'all gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
To do a stop useless.

Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
MARSH i just want you all to stop. This it
is a bunch of useless march and put them flags.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
DOWN a commus, HERE.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
A bunch of retired old gymnastics girls that never made
it in, gymnastics not in all. GAMES a little waiting,
now all in here trying to. Jump they got two inch.
Vertical anybody coming in here to see all this right?
Here because you can't get off the ground you wasn't
getting off the ground good as which why you didn't
make the cheerleader team in the first.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Place now you're down.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
Here it's too big to be a.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Gymir church couldn't have you on, That, YEAH i know
BECAUSE i. Had it was one girl that wanted to
be on the balance. Beam they took off the balance
being because she was too. Good her feet was so,
wide her feet was wider than being so no matter
once she stood on the bean was safe for. HER i,
said that's right. Here you can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
KNOW i told her her.

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
Baby told took a hold of. Bean so that was
just unfair. Advantage you, know if you could grab the
bean with your, FEET i, mean the hold, on that's
just an Unfair she would run on the. Beach she would,
run jump up on the bean, wrong full, speed then
just stop at the end of the. Beam told just
grabbed the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
BEAN i just saw it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
All so now they're on the praise, team AND i
just didn't think it was. Right and then you Got
Deacon scales over in. Here he on the deacon. Board
they collect. Money he can't. Count now we're in here
all day now because he can't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Count church complain.

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
Because once he got the ninety nine. Cents he ain't
know how to go past. That he put the death
mode in the wrong. Place, here you thought we Do
we thought we had one hundred thousand dollars once.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
A hundred thousand.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Dollars he don't put the death mold in the wrong.
Place now we sitting up in. There we canna collect
one hundred dollars now we here all. Day he turned
around and told the pass it this biggest offering wheel
had one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i looked at, him one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Tray one hundred thousand. Dollars we ain't gonna be one
trade are thousand?

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
Dollars you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Know then the, usherboard you, know, yeah evil people on
the usher. Board sit right, there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Move, down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
You. Know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah this wasn't just you, know no good and.

Speaker 7 (01:30:10):
Well you know where certain people sat in certain places
at church Every, sunday even if they got there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Late you missed. It you, know, hey hold, on you,
know sister pearline, Seat just let us sit up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
There you, KNOW i am policy ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
In church.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Here you, know if you if you're real, big you
can't wear a belt Belts you just got quit wearing.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Belts it's just. Belt the bell didn't here where you
don't have to put the extra. Hole now you just
on the tip of the. Bell your eye is in
the very end of the. Bell now we ain't got
nothing to stick back through the. Buckle nothing goes through
that little little little leather strapped that's over to post
a whole.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
Access we ain't doing none of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
That not.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
You you you don't put your build on that a
tip pointing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
At used every possible. Occasion, REALLY i just wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
To say that about the.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
Church that's why we want thank everybody for listening. TODAY
i will say talk To, god but y'all probably don't
THINK i mean it. Today see y'all.

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