FULL SHOW: Michael Jordan's Yacht, Strawberry Letter: Went Under Cover & Ended Up Under The Covers - 12.05.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all baby at all at all, So don't
given them black a million bus buss boozy.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah. Listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
To I want to Joy?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You turn, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Gotta turn. I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the water, the monk.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on you, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Seve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah man, got one. Hey.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
You know, I thought I think of my life in
terms of blessings. You know, I take mostly a positive
approach and a positive spin to my life. I hardly
ever dwell on you know, the what's well. I can't
say that I don't think about the what's wrong in
it because I have to, because I have to address
problems as they arise. But I try not to let

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them consume me. I let the consumption part be about
the blessings, the positive things that has occurred in my life,
the good things that God has done for me, the
power that He's displayed in my life, the protection He's
given me over the years to being tucked under his wings.

(02:58):
I focus on the things that he promises me. I
think of all the goodness that I perceive to come
my way. I think that has a lot to do
with me learning more and more about the law of
attraction in terms of you know, what you think and
what you put out in the space, and what you
pray about is what you receive. You know, and so

(03:19):
I've become better and better at that. It's not to
say that I'm not human and I don't have moments
where I think a little bit too long about what's
going wrong and what enemy is about to attack and
what they're going to do and say, and all it
is his. That's not to say that I'm not concerned
about it. But I try to dwell mostly on the positive.

(03:41):
And one of the things that I learned, you can
have an incredible life, all of us. We can have
incredible lives if we just let God drive. See. The
problem that I had years ago was I was the
driver of my life, and I was taking myself in

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the directions that I thought would be best for me,
and I aimed at things that I thought I could accomplish,
and I set goals that I saw myself being able
to attain. I was driving when I gave up and
I let God drive. I then opened up my mind

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and my spirit to what God had for me, For
what God could see for me, for what God could
do in my life. Well, for what God wanted for me.
Now he wanted for me, and he wanted of me. See,
that's the connection that you got to try to make. Well,

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not try, that's the connection that you got to make
to really get it. Now, listen to me. What I
don't want you to do is do like me. Don't
be afraid of the what for of the what he
wants you to do part see, because that ain't gonna
be nearly as demanding an and as offsetting as you
think it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
See.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I thought that if I did God's will, that if
I let God tell me what to do, that it
would cause me to not to be able to do
a certain some things I wanted to do well, which
is true. But the stuff I wanted to do was
all detrimental to my well being and my future and
my growth and development as a man. I was stopping

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my own growth as a man because see, I was
doing what I thought I should do as a man.
But when you give it over to God. See, God
has a much better plan for you than you can
ever have for yourself. And God knows a better way,
far better than the one you know.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I want you to believe that.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Man.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You got to understand that part of it. And that's
the part that I finally got through my head to
let God do it his way and to show me
a better way, and to teach me a better way
and expose to me a better way. And when I
opened up my mind to what God was talking about,
I began to see things totally differently, and things started

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coming to me totally differently.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
If you've been a.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Friend of mine or a fan of mine over the years,
I mean, you've had to see it, the change.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You've had to see the difference.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
I mean, and I acknowledge that every chance I get,
because I promise God I would, and I hope that
I'm not falling short in that category. But then again,
if I told it all day long, would he done
for me? I still wouldn't have enough time to really
explain thoroughly what He's done for me, because it's such
a continuous growth in me. But now that's not to

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say that I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete,
because I'm still shock.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
You can't be him.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
You can strive for perfection. I hear people saying it
all the time. I applaud you for saying you want
to be perfect, but you ain't and you can't. And
so you quit saying it. You quit saying it to me,
quit saying it to other people. I'm seeking a life
of perfection. But it's something that you can have because
he said you can't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
But that's what he'd have for.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
He'd have for the moments when you stumble and you fall,
and you go stumble and fall. See, you got to
get that part right, man, The stumbling falling part is coming.
But see, you get God in your life and it
helps you so that you don't stumble, fall, wallow roll,
over lay their languish.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's what God is for. So when you stumbling, fall,
you get back up.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Because you're going to make mistakes, You're going to get
it wrong, You're going to come under attack, You're going
to be lied about, you are going to be falsely accused.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's going to happen to you the.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Moment you make a decision to do better the moment
you try to be more. The devil got to send
his attackers, man, and he controls certain people. He just
got people that's on his side twenty four seven.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know him too.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You've all met one or two of men in your life.
They just busy with the business of nothingness, just busy
about about the destruction of others. You said, I know them,
you know them. They coming. But here's what you gotta
hold fast too. They can't take away nothing from you
that God gave you. They didn't make you. See, people

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who claim to have made you, if they so in
to make you business, why don't they make theirself?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Or if they ain't with you no more?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
And they so busy in them I made you business,
why don't they make somebody else? Since you want to
get credit for making somebody make yourself. If you're responsible
for someone else's success, then you should easily be able
to take claim and be responsible for your own success. See,
be careful of that. Don't and don't change your course

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because somebody is attacking you with that. I just hope man,
that I'm giving it to God the way I said
I would give it to him, that I would unload
every chance I got that I was supposed to without.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Being, you know, or here he come again?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You know.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I try not to be that, but man, I don't
know what else to be for the first twelve minutes
of my show? What else you want me to say?
I got four hours? I can't give God twelve twelve minutes, man,
I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man, I mean,
let's look at this right here. If you've given honor
to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog, he
gave you twenty four hours of luxury and life and

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breath and hope and promise, you ain't got twelve minutes
to give him out the day. That don't make no sense.
What in exchange? What a wonderful life God has given
me in exchange for so small of effort that I
put forth. Don't let the effort you got to put
forth to God seems so dawning that you don't attempt
to do it, because man, it seems like a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It ain't nothing to compare to what He be giving
us for real.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
So if you want a real life, you want a
real shot at what you can be, what you can have,
what you can own, what you can become who you
really are.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Go to God, let him fix you. Man.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
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Speaker 4 (10:04):
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Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Gonna be a great day today. But you gotta
put it in your heart.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Man.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
You gotta think positive and positive things that come your way.
Watch every word comes out your mouth. The tongue is powerful.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Speak positivity and light into your life. And so shall
it be. In the beginning, God said, let there be light,
and guess what happened? It lit up?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Watch what comes out your mouth, because that's what's gonna happen.
I declare that today would be a great day. I'm
already grateful for all the things God is setting up
to go in front of me. I expect God to
be in every room before I get there. And when
I get that, all I got to do is look
for him. I claim this in his name, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Steve Harvin, Marni Show, Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica,
Junior too, riding on with the legend that is nephew
Tommy in the voice of my favorite rappers, God Faith.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, Junior, got your glasses on again. Man, look nice today, Man,
thank you, Uh appreciate you. Yeah. Where'd you get him?
At Pearl Vision?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
I'm on Liz Crafts, Liz Crapps, they did this.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
That's what I was trying to think of Lin's craft
because you go, you and Liz Crafted. Dude. They didn't
have him at Macy's. No none, did it have no,
No that she's prescribed.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
I can't see it at all.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Now, Junior, when did you discover you couldn't see because
we never knew this. Yeah, they can't even put this
in a contact. I had to get all too thick.
Oh I didn't, I didn't need Yeah, yeah, can I
can I ask you some other?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:38):
If you think about your life on a scale of
one to ten, how amazing is your life?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
On?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
How amazing is about a thirty six?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Because let me tell you something jad scripture that God
would do exceedingly and abundantly over all you can think of.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Ask I'm living who for that?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I promise you am It is amazing to me what
God has done for me. You know.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
The saying that sticks out for me. Justice is when
you get what you deserve. Mercy is when you don't
get what you deserve. But grace is when you get
what you don't deserve. Me and my life is full
of grace because it's no way I've worked really hard

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but to get all that I have.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Man, I ain't worked that hard all right, coming up
and a half, we'll hear from the nephews. He runs
that prank back right after this. Yay, yay, you're listening
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time now for the nephew to run that prank back nephew,
what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
This is right here is called Booty Drop Booty Droplet
go cat.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Don't hello Hello, I'm trying to reach Jordan. Please.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
This is Jordan.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Hey Jordan, how you doing? This is k Dove.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
I'm calling you know, we get somebody solicited your name
for us. You know, we are a new social media
outlet and we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at
eleven tomorrow morning, and we gotta you know, look like
we're gonna get a lot of followers and this is
gonna be a big app. So kind of wanted to
see if you would be interested in being a part

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of the app and what we got going.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Well, I don't even know who would give you my information?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
What is this? I don't I don't know.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
I don't know who who's who gave us your number
or whatever, but they just told us you would be
good for being on the on the app tomorrow morning.
Like I said, we're finish go live, So we're trying
to get pictures and videos in today so we can
give them on the tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
What is this app? What you want some pictures?

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah, we see this app is This app is called
Booty Drop, and what we do is people people. Yeah,
so what happens is people send a video they dropping
their booty, or you could just send a picture of
your behind however you want to do it. You know
we're gonna make it look real good or whatever. But
you know you're gonna you know, you represent. But this
is the new social media outlet that people are gonna
be communicating with. But this is Booty Drop and we're

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getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said,
like eleven o'clock tomorrow, it's gonna go. It's gonna go live,
so you'll be able to see yourself on there.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
What ain't about Booty Drop?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh, y'all, you got me messed up.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
I don't drop no booty for nobody but my man Okay.
So I don't know who told you I was gonna
be on here, but I'm not doing no booty dropping.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
Okay, so hold up, okay, hold on, hold on, hold
on all right. First of all, somebody recommended you, you know,
like I say, hold on. Now, we got all the
slides field except for this one.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
So you know, I don't want to.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
I don't want to have our app there, and then
we ain't got everything on that we need, so we
gotta have you to do this.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Look, well, there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not
the only one, you know, Thank you. No, ain't gonna
be no booty.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
So I'm assuming you know I don't mean no harm
like I say this Kate Doug, I don't mean no harm.
But let me ask you this here. So evidently you
must have a butt that people admire. If you know,
if they put your name on here, then you must
have a butt that they admire.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
I'm trying to be as gentleman as possible. You understand
what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Is it a reason why you don't want to, you know, participate?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
What ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
For some app.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, no, no, okay, so let me ask you this.
You ain't.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
You ain't on none of the other social media outless.
You don't have no pictures on there or nothing like that,
not with my booty. No, So you're just trying to
tell me that all your pictures are from the waist up.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm
not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it
for your app.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
But but, but see, you don't understand what booty drop
can do for you. Booty Drop. Booty Drop can bring
a lot of attention.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
You know to you.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
You know you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of
people on this booty Drop app. And that's what that's
what I'm trying to say is I don't want you
to knock it till you tried it. Now, I say,
we put your booty on there for the first week,
and you see how many hits you get, and if
you don't like it, then we take it down.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's all I'm saying. Just you know, listen, Kate Doub, let.

Speaker 9 (17:46):
Me tell you something. You're not about to put my
booty on no app talking about giving it a week.
You know I got a brain, right, Ain't nobody about
to be looking at my booty for a week on
the internet.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
All I'm saying is give your booty a week. That's all.
I'm give your booty a week on time.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
We good?

Speaker 9 (18:03):
No, not putting my booty on no Internet?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So okay, are you insecure about yourself?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
No?

Speaker 9 (18:10):
I feel great about myself. That's why I can say no.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Let me just say this to you.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Now.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Once Booty Drop blow up and become a a big
time social media then you know, so outlet, then you're
gonna be wanting to get back on here. And I'm
gonna be honest with you, K Dub, I ain't gonna
want you on here no more because of the way.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You acting with me.

Speaker 9 (18:28):
Now, well that's okay, k Dub, you do you boo,
it's not happening. I'll go ahead and fall with y'all tomorrow,
but I'm not about to.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Be on there.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So you don't want to be a star. I'm trying
to make you a star, is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an
Instagram star from my booty jiggling. I'm okay, there's plenty
of people doing that already. Sure you'll find somebody to
get that slot.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I'm just trying to make you a star. That's all
I'm right to do.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
You know what I'm really what I really want to
know is who told you to call me? That's some
more boos.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Nobody needs this.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
You don't call me talking about you want to see
my booty?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Who do you think I am?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Better question?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 9 (19:07):
This is some book Black women don't have trying for this.
You need to call talking about you're gonna pay some bills.
That's what you need to call talking about. Don't call
me talking about no booties.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'm sorry, what don't me talking.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
About no booties? Call me talking about you want to
pay some student loans. Tell me you're trying to pay
a car note. Don't call me talking about you want
to see my booty on the internet. This is so ridiculous,
Like what is this book?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Okay, okay, so I guess it's safe to say you
ain't gonna drop your booty.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Ain't nobody dropping no booty.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'm launching this tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
I'm launching a whole lot of booties tomorrow and I'm
gonna have one space empty.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
You said, well, this is a great lesson in being
prepared starting early because you're gonna encounter some notes. Brother, No,
but really, who? I need to know who gave you
my number?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like? Really?

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Who thought that was a good idea?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
No?

Speaker 9 (20:00):
Really, because you got in the question. I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I need to know, like who, Like I said, I
don't know who gave I don't know all that.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
My job is to get booty dropped field and I'm
missing one booty.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And here it is now. You know, here is the
day before I'm launching. Here it is now. You don't
want to do it?

Speaker 9 (20:17):
Okay, Well, but I need to know who.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Like to do this?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.
He said you would be up for it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Who is Prommy Tommy?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Tommy told me you would drop that booty for our
for our booty drop.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't know who is Tommy.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jordan,
you just got pranked by your girl. Amber.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Okay, Amber, Okay, okay, okay, okay, y'all playing this morning.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Y'all got my.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
Blood pressure up.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You're good. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (20:51):
I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna
calm down.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I see you, I see you got me.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
You got me lit it was a little up over here. Okay, okay,
you got me.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Use the words.

Speaker 9 (21:02):
I'm not supposed you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Drop, Okay, tell me this, no baby, before we go.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the lane?

Speaker 9 (21:15):
Steve Harvey Morning Show with nephew Tommy.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's it. I'm done. I'm done. Yes, you need to
be done. Drop it like it's hall. Drop it like
a hall, all right?

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Coming up next to his as the clo with our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays,
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coming up at the top of the hour, Bessa dedicated.
Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Ready, Colo, Yeah, all right, angel
and Valdosta writes, my ex boyfriend and his wife invited
me to their baby shower. My husband thinks it's a

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little strange, but I'm friends with my ex and I'm
thinking about going. What's wrong with selling with the mommy
to be and my ex boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I don't understand how y'all keep trying to keep these
relationships alive. And your husband then told you that seems
a little bit strange to him, But you're gonna go anywhere.
How important is that baby shower to you? How important
is it for him that you're there? You see what
I'm saying, y'all got too much importance and relevance put

(23:25):
on each other at the expense of someone else. It
don't make no sense. He ain't yo, man, is your
ex boyfriend? That ain't cho baby? And your husband then
said that seems a little strange because we're friend, really really,
So I guess y'all was friend for y'all started dating,
and then if y'all was dating, he was your friend.

(23:47):
And now y'all havene broke up, y'all still friend. We'll
see how that sounds crazy. You see how that.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Sounds, all right?

Speaker 6 (23:58):
So she just wants to know what's wrong with it.
You just laid it out for.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Your husband, it seems
strange to him, all right.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Moving on to Nathaniel in the Bronx, Nathaniel writes, my
wife called when I was in a meeting with a
female co worker. I mentioned for my co I motioned
for my coworker to be quiet. My coworker called me
a sucker for telling her to be quiet. When my
wife knows I'm at work. Did I handle that the
right way or not?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Wait a minute, she called you a sucker? Why you
was on the phone.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Well, well, it doesn't say that. No, it doesn't say that.
He'd motioned for his co worker to be quiet. Then
she called him a sucker for telling her to be
quiet when his wife knows it. He's at work. But
she could have You're absolutely right, she could have.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Sounds like she did it later.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Either way. Your coworker is out of line. Yeah, that's
an out of line.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You know, people that's not in relationships and marriage don't
really know the dynamics of it all the time, and
they always, oh, you, so you can't have a you
can't have a female friend exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh so you ain't allowed to talk to nobody. No, no,
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
No, I wouldn't be in a relationship like that.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, but he tells me you can't have no female friends.
No I can't. No, she can't have male friends, my wife,
so no, no. So yeah, but who is it that
don't know that sign that that you when you do
that sign language and say I'm I'm on bump, I'm
gonna take this.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Yeah, who over? They're talking, But she's gonna call you
a sucker.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You don't need you.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Don't need to have because you know if your wife
hears this voice, she gonna go, who is that? And
then you that's my coworker. They can't wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Where are you? Right?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Here we go?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Yeah, the question you're right.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Thing you're saying is right. Watch she up on you?
When where she can hear your conversation?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
That part, all of that don't work to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe I need to come down there and meet her.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Every time I call you, she in your office.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Right.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
So to his question, did I handle it the right
way or not, you're saying.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
You handled it the perfect way.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
And man, and let me tell you something, man, don't
keep trying to justify nothing to your single coworker that
I've got nobody.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
That's what I wanted you to say.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You got with her?

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Yeah, man, Yeah, she's troubled for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I ain't a good work wife, you know what I'm saying.
Let me let me.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Moving on to a mirror in Inglewood, A mirr Wright's.
My seventeen year old son snuck his girlfriend and a
friend into my house. I found him and the girls
in his bed, but still fully clothed, still fully clothed.
I didn't embarrass him, but I wanted to. He swore
he wasn't going to have sex with him. Why sneak

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around with them? Why sneak around?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Then?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
What's gonna happen at my house?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Because he's seventeen?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I wish at seventeen I had the conversation to get
two girls to come in late on a soulfu withness.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
No, if I could go to the girls to come
and go to the park with me at seven anything?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Brother let me him if I had the verbal schemes
to able to be able to talk in nineteen seventy four.
In nineteen seventy four, I was seventeen years old, because
I went to college at seventeen. If I had to

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skill sick to talk two of them chicks into doing
anything with me, i'd of did.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Jude?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
All the guys agree, Yes, yes, I guess me. Two women,
y'all gonna come lay down on my bed?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Now but well clearly so he don't know what he
doing in now all the club?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
But what about the mother saying she didn't want to
embarrass him? Well, do you know I would have, I
would exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
That's we all got beat with the belt, me and both.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
And she ain't even got to know your mama. You
just in her house, right, y'all. Ain't sitting up in
here with y'all looking exactly what bad stale off and
make chills in him. And I'm not cheer grandmother. Yeah,

(29:13):
all right.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Cassie and
Saint Paul. Cassie writes, my husband wants to move his
mother in with us, and I'm all for it because
she's a great cook. He said, his mom is not
going to lift a finger if she comes to live
with us. That's not going to work for me. That's
not going to work for me. Why can't she contribute

(29:34):
to the household?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh see, listen to me.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Don't listen to your husk, because when you are already
there and his mama coming in and you want her
to come in, he's not gonna run anything anyway. And
all you got to do is say it to his mother,
you know, mama, mama, Mama Williams, I show love your
chicken and dumping m oh mama to oh the way
you made that dressing.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The woman is going to contribute. Most grown women want
to contribute. So don't my mama ain't gonna lift a finger. Boy,
Shut up, I know, why do we even say that
to his wife? Shut up, lady, don't even worry about that.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yeah, all right, all right, thank you, Celo. Coming up
at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
news for you right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Well, Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve
with Ryan Seacrest has announced the lineup for this year.
Of course, it's hosted by Ryan Seacrest and he will

(30:44):
be joined by Rita Aurra, fifty Cent, Mariah Carey, Sierra
Little John, Buster Rhymes, and ti Are among uh and
others will perform. Uh yeah, I said fifty.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I did say that booked?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, He's gonna be in Times Square.
That everything's gonna be in Times Square. Chance the Rapper
will host the first ever version of Dick Clark's New
Year's Rock and Eve in Chicago. Okay, and it all
goes down of course, on December thirty first on ABC.
Steve You formally hosted Foxes New Year's event. You have

(31:21):
any advice for the people that plan to be in
Times Square? But you told us about it disturbing cold. Yes,
it's gonna be cold.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
That was a rough gig, man, that was a rough gig.
It was cold. Yeah, it was cold. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
And if they're in Chicago, it's gonna be cold. And
New York too, of course. But yeah, Chicago's gonna be cold.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yeah, they on Chicago, uh huh yeah yeah yeah, chance
the Rapper and Vegan don't they usually do one in
Vegas to like West Coast.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't know Chicago. Is it gonna be outside?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
It's going to be like the one in New York.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yes, that's crazy straight below zero. It could be.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
It could be, it could be.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
You w at Lake Michigan and it do not miss
gather it December News.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Do not miss it.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
That cold? All right, So you said it's going to
be cold, that's your advice. Okay, So dress appropriately and accordingly.
Moving on. This next story has received some mixed reviews.
Starting January twenty seventh of next year, Southwest Airlines is
shaking up its policies and requiring plus sized passengers to

(32:50):
purchase two seats on a flight if they cannot fit
comfortably in one seat. All right, Southwest will no longer
offer a complimentary second seat. This, let's he change is
a dramatic shift and is causing a stir amongst oversized passengers.
What do you think, Steve, is discrimination? Or is the

(33:10):
policy nothing there?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Now?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
There's weight discrimination and it should be. What you're not
finna do is sit next to me and be all
over here in my seat. That's not going to happen.
You to find the way to squeam into some of
your butt under the arm wrist. Now you're all over
in here now and I got three quarters of a
chair because you got hip.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Me all up under me now all over my body.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Sweating because your big arm is laying on top of me.
Now I'm just sweating on one side. Yes, charge them extra.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Really, Southwest one doing it? What you mad? How they
gonna do that? Though? How do you charge somebody after
they get on the plane. How you gonna do that? Well?
What you do is there not.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Charging after they get on the plane.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
It's you. We're charging you before. What we're gonna do is.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
When you purchase your seat, they must ask you this.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Work listen to me.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
You know that metal detective that you walk through, They're
gonna have a size detective.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
You gotta stay straight.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
And if you can't come through that gate without touching
this sun, that's not buy another ticket.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
But I'm with Tommy, like, how does that work? You're
on the you just pull out the credit card.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Machine, now touching the other seat.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, listen to me. This is gonna be before you
get on the plane.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
It is.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
At the ticket counter. They gonna have a hard way.
Uh huh. They're gonna have an archway. And if you
can't fit through the arch walking straight facing forward, you
got to buy two seats. But who's traveling with extra seat?

Speaker 6 (35:01):
And what is hip meet?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What is that.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Down?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
And that all that stuff that spread out?

Speaker 6 (35:09):
But that's not what it's called.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
That's your side. Well we called it someone else, but
y'all said, I can't cuss no mo.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
So we're moving on.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
We're moving on.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Finally, this story, we got it. This story has been
trending on social media after a woman it's seeing climbing
out of a ten story window in a high rise. Okay,
the story says that she's a side piece that's trying
to escape when the man's wife comes home unexpectedly. The

(35:45):
side piece is being called a real life superwoman. The
video appears to be legit, so if this is true,
we sure hope the woman made it out of that
window safely. Okay, first of all, but can you believe
that though?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Really that's that's that's just sheer dedication, hands grips able
to just leap tall buildings like that.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's beautiful like that.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, but that that was pretty brave of her. Maybe
it would have been safer for her to face the wife.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
No no, no, no, no no no, yeah, yeah no,
I can assure you what happened was the reason she
was hang dropping from that tin flowing because she was
back there and she heard the words almost this be

(36:38):
you can walk somewhat out to.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
The front, just knowing that the wife is coming through.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Now, she should have held up the wrong rooms. I'm sorry,
excuse me. Something all informed the pest control people that
you are roach free. Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Was Sandra Shirlette as she was doing it doesn't say
it doesn't stay coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
Thank you, guys. Michael Jordan is facing backlash after being
spotted aboard an eighty million dollar yacht. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Michael Jordan is make headlines again for being spotted aboard
an eighty million dollars super yacht, but this time it's
not for a game winning shot. It was described as
a seventy meter vessel that is one of the most

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lavish yachts to date. It has five sprawling decks, a
private gym, a basketball court. You know a lot about
these type things. Steed Beach Club, several lounges designed for
comfort in any climate. Michael Jordan is getting a lot
of backlash because large yachts burned thousands of gallons of fuel,
releasing enormous amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Reports

(38:35):
say that he does not own the yacht, but did
charter it for a week or two.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So here's a question.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Should you be ashamed of your success and how you
choose to spend your money?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Good, every right, no, man, he got every right. That
is ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
He worked for that money. How say it won't It's
a seventy meter vessel, any meter vessel, one of the
most lavish yachts to date, eighty million dollars super yacht
and he rented it for a week.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yah. You know how many people do that?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You? We know you? You do it magic?

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, because of the the you know, the gas fumes
and all of that.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's what it is.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
The carbon diog to go.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, being conscious of the atmosphere and you know you
just run off gas and Jones time that boat is
out in seat.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
If I got George, I'm just saying, if my logo
is on shoes, I'm on the boat to.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't understand. Yeah, what is that logic?

Speaker 6 (39:56):
So now you can't live because you're super successful you're billionaires,
so you can't live your life.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
And the atmosphere and global warming, that's an issue we have.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Then.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Don't make the boat then, but it's not like he
does it every day.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Don't make the administration that's gotten rid of affirmative action,
teaching black history in schools there that in a minute,
what people are going to be stunned that in just
a short minute, they've getting rid of the Affordable Care Act,
they're going to kill Medicaid. And y'all, if you're talking
about this one boat, how much steam is shooting of man?

(40:39):
Y'all need to find something else to do.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
I know, I know, crazy, Yeah, I mean, so what's
he supposed to do with all this money? I mean,
how is he supposed to He's supposed to get an electric.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I guess boat with Michael too here, and I know
he smokes to God. So we're gonna put that in
the air too.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after, Roscoe Wallace in
the building. Right after this, you're listening the stream Hardy
Morning Show. All right, Carla, your buddy Roscoe is in
the building.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yes, rock right here you are the ones that they
were having me and the wall to say, oh so
to the hater, then don't want me on the radio
no more?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Well, here, men, I get up about what you were like,
what's going on? What's going on with your buddy? Hey, Roscoe?
What's going on? Call age? Julian likely glads, Thank you, Roscoe.
Appreciate you mane. You know you don't want to know
late you look like you're smart and when you're shooting,

(42:05):
vote yes, sir. Okay, all right, Roscoe. Let's get to
it today. It's December fifth, twenty days until Christmas.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Pay Old Missile told, I'm gonna let you know it's bed.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
What happened.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Dad, Chrisma? The riots have been blazing brides and new
white folks. Is Carolyne tonight?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
If you Missles, then be everybody in missess.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
From me?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I wrote that original right there.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
I gave it half away and he couldn't understand nothing
I said. And then he came out and next thing
I know, he was talking about this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
You wrote all that from you?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Him now is still I gave it to him, but
the name of the song with you did you, miss Rus?
And he thought, I said, this is Christmas? And then
that would happened now how the song was.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Oh God, okay hitting my mind whooloo loo nah come
on o nah okay, come.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Right, the hardness.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Cold now rind.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Gen Mama, Mama and child Mama. The little hole lea
in fun so tender, tender mind like like like a
black and mind. You have changed so many leagues around
because you know people touching back in the day. Oh

(44:32):
I'm just going on there, ah Ben dream and over
black Christmass, just like the ones they do on Friday
Day Friday. Well see, I was dreaming of a black Christmas,

(44:57):
just like they have Black Friday. Here comes a white man.
It ain't can't nothing to be black man.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
White Christmas.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, because it says Irving Berlin wrote white Christmas.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
But say.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Who who rode the color? Irving Berlin? Anybody ever heard
of it?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Songwriter from where I should?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
I don't know where he's from.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I just hello, hello. If you don't know where the
man from, how.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
You know it?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Really? No way?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
I don't know him like that.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
You don't know what where are you from? We don't
really know that. You claim to write all.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
These times from Colin world traveled iman, everybody, I'm everything, everybody,
I'm world. While I'm on, I'm international, and all you
need to know about Roscoe? I am everywhere I go.
That's where I'm is.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
But where are you from? Roscoe? Where were you from?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Where I was?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
What the heck we got? Where is? That's where I'm at?
Thank you? Where I'm at. That's why I would and
where I would you nephew to after this.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is went undercover and
ended up under the cover. Get it? See what I
did there?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Go on the cover though, that's how you do it.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Yeah, all right, we'll find out what that's all about
just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call. What you got next?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I got it for you? This right here is uh.
You know, all of us on this show, at some
point in our live we got baptized. Y'all remember that?
Do you remember the day you got baptized? I remember that.
I was all right, Well this one right here, we
you know, I got the.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Kids baptized a couple of years ago, but they acting
up so bad now I just feel like we need
to redip for them.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It's time. We need to get the kid red. Yeah,
it's the woe off. This ain't working. We got to
get these kids this way. Oh it all well off, Red,
Let's go cat doctor.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach castor Henry.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Uh this pastor Henry.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
How you doing? You're the paster of a Greater New
Hope Baptist right?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, yes I am.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh
uh doing that?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
There?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I went there to your church about them about two
and a half years ago. I went there and me, yeah,
we got our kids baptized there.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
So are you coming back to us or are you
uh uh what with your current church?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Over? Well, we we haven't been in a minute, you know.
For you you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem.
All right, you baptized them. I don't I don't think you.
I mean, I'm sure you do a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
I can't really pend point a name like that.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
He said.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
It was about a couple of years ago, three years
by going between two and between two and three years ago.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
You you baptize my little girl and my son. Okay,
blessed on that. I'm glad I was able to do
that service. I was wondering, how did you get my number?
Usually any things like this usually get handled with the church,
you know, one of my deacons or my secretary. But
uh uh did you call the church and they gave
you my number?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
This this guy at the church, let me see. His
name is Oh Dob Dobbs, brother, brother Dobbs, Brother.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Brother dob gave you my phone number, my information.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Brother Dobbs. I got this from Brother Dobbs that I
ask you I could reach you. Now you know him,
he's one of those deacons.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
He's got a good man right there. I know the
many years.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Okay him, I roathing for one to talk to you directly. Okay,
Like I said, you baptized my little girl Tailoring and
my son Kareem. What are baptizing is supposed to me?
You cleansing them and you're watching them, Brad. Okay, here's
my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids. But
it ain't nothing saying they grades still bad, they still

(49:28):
been obediingly. I don't see where you're David now on
limit the day is. But if you don't him, if
you let me, I don't see what your baptize has
done anything auitizing. I don't know that I spent when
I was there. I want that money back now. Okay,
now you confuse me.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I'm not sure. I think you know we need to
stop this madness right now because you're talking about your
money back. Baptized, I like with baptized your kids. I've
been at this church for many years, so I won't
doubt that I'm probably the past that you're looking for.
But I just don't understand what you're trying to get
at here about the baptism that.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I'm saying you're supposed to when when when people get baptized,
it's supposed to change them cleansing Okay, I see, yes,
clean them, But well, if my kids let me, let
me ask you.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I'm just trying to brother, I'm just trying to get
to the bottom of this, you know what I mean, because.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
When we get.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Saying how you got my numbers, the.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.
My kids will still graves bad, they still well, you
know you're that why they haven't become to church.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
You say you're not going to any congregation. Maybe you
guys need to come on back to church, sit in
or some sermons.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I even work with your one on one, but I
can't do nothing about the grades in school. I mean,
and and and and overalls you.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
When you have baptized, damn, I should see a change
in them, and I don't see a change. But all
the plad I was going to your church, I'm paying
for these tithes. Well then I'm not getting any Hey man,
at the end of the days pass here. I want
my money back. That's what That's what we have today,
not David, That's not how it worked.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Brother, you understand, I'm not I'm not trying to raise
my voice at you, but you, you all over, you,
all over you want money back.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I can tell you now all you what you can
do my kids. I don't got them baptized over there
with you all that time I was going to your church.
I'm paying an time, paying ane time, paying anee time,
and I get my kids baptized, and hide is gonna.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Have nothing to do with the baptisms.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Had something to do with all the time I spent
over there and I'm not beating anything and return, brother,
that's what you calling.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
All in the world. Am I gonna figure out how
much times you need?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I know? Think about that?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I know exactly No, no, no, you live my home
with just nonsense. You're not even a mimber of my congregation,
and I just don't like it.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Who think you your boy said, just because you're gonna
show you're a man of the problem, don't mean that
that's because I'm a man of God. Don't mean I
can't cut your out.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
You understand that.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
If it's something you need to deal with, you need
to talk to people at the church.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Why do I need to talk to brother doc when
I'm talking to that, I do not need to the
problem right now. You're a problem.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I'm the problem.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I just got a bunch of tide money and I
won't I know exactly how much I spent over there,
and I want my money back. Brother, about that?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
That's what I care about. Your tithes so that I said,
your time, want me.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
To spell it out? Oh, well, here's comcast. Kids are
looking to hear them spell out.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
I bet they know how to spell it. Okay, currently
about no behavior issues with your kids?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
God, you baptize.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
That's question you need to be asking. Is you living
your life? Think the five? Huh?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
You know what? You know what? Brother?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I didn't got out beside myself, and I'm sorry, brother,
I should not be using five language. Skin. I think
what's going on? We need to We need to get
you and your children, your wife come on down the
service on Sunday. I will sit with you as long
as I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and
talk is the only way out of it. We should
not be fighting on this phone. Yes, now, once again,

(53:22):
I hope you accept my apology for my language.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Now, now can I ask you something?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Go ahead, son, I can hear you, okay.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him are together,
y'all together some mornings having coffee. You and brother Dobbs are.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Every morning that I'm not that they need a function
or doing something for the building maintenance at the church.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, we definitely.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
He's a good brother. Like I told you, I know
him for many years.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Right right, And he's said that when y'all having coffee
that y'all y'all listening to the radio, Is that right?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Well I suppose do y'all be listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, it's always on the radio, stay
fast with so Fun. This is a nephew tell me
man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother Dom just
got me the brank phone call. You know.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Now, Wait, my brother Donna knew about this. He gave
me your numble. I'm too scared to cuss another word
out of my character. I didn't think I didn't did
enough for a lifetime of day. I'm gonna tell you
right now. I'm probably as real as they come. And

(54:38):
I tell my Congress all the time.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I even slip up. So I think it would only
be right if you place let me under something. Man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about this.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Man, this Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Anybody else was showing me to be rebuilt about it? Now?
I'm good. We need to be washed in the blood
of the land. I don't need to be read.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I know at one point God had been looking at me,
going you finna get fire hosed.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
We're not gonna do the dip in this prexture washed. Yeah,
when ladies get baptised, what y'all do?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
What do they do?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
What they have?

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Put on a swim cap or something, put on something.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You didn't had that problem though, Huh. I had hair
when I got But that's how long it was when
I had half.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Thank you, King of Frank Coming up next my Strawberry
Letters subject went undercover and ended up under the covers.
We'll get into it right after this. Around the holidays,
it's hard to find the right gifts, but you know,
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(55:53):
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(56:19):
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Speaker 1 (56:39):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
A few subject one undercover and end it up under
the covers here. Stephen Shirley, one of my sister's best friends,
has been dating a man for ten years and he
hasn't proposed to her yet, but he's cheated on her
several times. He swore that he would never cheat on
her again, and he joined her church to gain her
trust back so she wouldn't leave him. She's still with him,

(57:08):
and she started to suspect he was cheating again after
he turned his phone off her few times while he
was out at night. My sister had a brilliant idea
that was supposed to help her friend out. They decided
that since her boyfriend didn't know me, I would start
popping up at the club he always goes to and
I would flirt with him. I put on a short

(57:29):
wig and I put on more makeup than I usually wear,
just to make sure he did not suspect anything. I
had done this before for my sister, but her boyfriend
got suspicious because my sister and I look a lot alike.
He ended up dumping my sister because she was playing
games with him. But this new guy was different. He
had never seen me before. So we danced, drank, and

(57:51):
even kissed in the club. One of my friends was
there getting video of everything. The more drinks I had,
the more his body felt so good against mine. He
leaned into me once again and kissed my neck. I
was ready to go home with him. I couldn't fight
the feeling, and it had been a while since I
had been touched that way. I ended up under the

(58:13):
covers with this man, and it was the best experience
of my life. I went back for a few more
times before I reported back to my sister and her friend.
My sister is mad at me, and so is her friend.
I did what I was supposed to do. How can
they be upset when I when I did what was
asked of me. Yeah, yeah, okay, they asked you to

(58:35):
do it. It was crazy, But you know you're wrong
for this. Let me say you guys are all wrong.
All of you all are wrong for this. It's crazy.
This is not a brilliant plan to find out if
he were cheating. If he was cheating, and are you
really trying to get Steve and I to believe that
she actually wanted you to sleep with her man. Come

(58:56):
on this, you're not that stupid. I mean, yes, was
stupid to begin with, but you didn't have to go
to this extreme to find out if her man was cheating.
She knew, She's been through this ten years of her life.
All of this foolishness, I mean, what more did she need?
All the cheating signs were there, just like before he
went out at night, he was turning his phone off. Okay,

(59:18):
that was her proof from before. You didn't have to
go this far, and you went back for seconds, you
went back for third, you went back for a lot.
You did this because you wanted to, not because you
were trying to spy and help them out. You got
caught up and gave him some period. That's what you did.
I'm glad you're not my friend, and your sister and
her friend need to stop playing these stupid games. After

(59:42):
ten years of this, He's not going to change anyway.
He's not trying to Steve.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
This is the dumbest, This just dumb MONDI. You know,
is this a movie? Is this more just a car too?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
How does happening? Who do this.

Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
So you went under cover and he ended up under
the coach.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
So you know, your friend got this man who's been
dating this woman for ten years and he ain't proposed
to it yet because he didn't cheated on a bunch
of times, and you know she was gonna leave him,
and then he joined the church just to gain her
trust back so she wouldn't leave him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
And she's still with him.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
But then she suspected that he was cheating again after
he turned his phone off a few times while he
was out at night. Then you say, your sister had
a brilliant idea. See, now this is what it let
us starts to take a turn. We're listening to this

(01:00:52):
person described an idea as brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
But after you go through this letter, it ain't a
brilliant fault in this letter. Nowhere.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
It is not one brilliant line in this whole letter,
and it ain't no brilliant people in it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
So here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
My sister had a brilliant idea that was supposed to
help her friend out. See right there, All of a sudden,
the brilliance has lost this luster because right after she said,
my sister had a brilliant idea that was supposed to
help her friend out. Right there, See how the word

(01:01:33):
brilliant lost this luster with that one line. It was
supposed to help her friend out. See, if you have
a brilliant idea, you would have this with her line
would have said, my sister had a brilliant idea that
helped her friend out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That would have been a brilliant idea.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
You don't say my sister had a brilliant idea that
was supposed to help her friend out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
See right there, It just ain't no luster on this brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
They decided, since a boyfriend didn't know me, I would
start popping up at the club that he go to,
and you was gonna flirt with him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That was the idea, flirt with him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I put on a short, we put on more makeup
that I usually wear to make sure he didn't suspect nothing.
Because check this out, because I had done this before
for my sister, so she done had this brilliant I
did twice. So I had done this before for my sister,
but her boyfriend got suspicious because my sister and I

(01:02:36):
look a lot of like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Woo?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
How many brilliant people in this letter right here? I
can't come him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I lost count. It's so many brilliant people. When we
come back, I'm gonna just tell you the truth, lady,
and you're not gonna like it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
All right, Steve, we're gonna have part two of your
response coming up at twenty three minute after the hour.
Today's Strawberry Letter subjects went undercover and ended up under
the covers. All right, we'll get back into that right
after this. You're listening Save Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays,

(01:03:19):
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today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is went undercover and ended
up under the covers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah, this lady right here, her sister got a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Been dating this man ten years and hadn't proposed to
it yet because he'd been cheating on her several times.
So he decided to prove his loyalty to the girl
he would join her church. So it joined her church,
and she thought she had something. And then she started
suspecting that he might be cheating because they go out
at night.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
He turned his.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Phone off a couple of times. So her sister, this
was her words right here, had a brilliant idea that
was supposed to help her friend out. Now we've already
discussed in the last go round how brilliant this idea
wasn't because it lost this luster right after she said
had a brilliant idea because it was supposed to help

(01:04:37):
her friend out. See, the letter should have said my
sister had a brilliant idea that helped her friend out.
Then that idea would have been a brilliant. But there's
nothing brilliant about this idea at all. They decided, says,
her boyfriend didn't know me that I was going to
dress up go to the same club he had on
put on a short wig and extra makeup, and he
wouldn't recognize me, and they wanted me and him her

(01:05:01):
to flirt with him. Then she said, because I had
done this before for my sister. Uh oh, so this's
the same sister. They'd be coming up with these brilliant ideas.
She'd have had this her second time, that you'd have
done this before. And the brilliant idea didn't work the
first time because her boyfriend got suspicious because y'all looked

(01:05:21):
so much alike and ended up dumping your sister because
she was playing games with him. So how does she
have the same brilliant idea a second time that didn't
even work the first time. That's the law of insanity
if you keep doing the same thing expecting a different results.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Did you crazy? All?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Here we go, But this new guy was different. He
hadn't seen me before. So we danced, We drank, and
kissed in the club. One of my friends was there
getting video everything. Wait a minute, so y'all video on
this too. The more drinks I had, the more his
body felt so good against mine. He leaned to me

(01:06:09):
once again and kissed my neck right there. Video should
have been over. We got the evidence. I go back
to my sister. That would have been all the evidence
you need. She just said, go and flirt with him.
He kissing you on the neck, that's video, that's ground.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
That's cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
That's what that is to a woman, all right. I
was ready to go home with him. I couldn't fight
the feeling. It had been a while since I had
been touched that way. Put did y'all send into the club?
Y'all since the wrong for y'all hot to trot? Y'all

(01:06:51):
gonna sit the little thought over there in the club,
and now she just in here just doing the most.
I ended up under the covers with this man. And
that was the best experience of my life. That's why
he cheaked, because he good he got, He got spread
this round. I went back for a few more times

(01:07:11):
before I reported back to my sister and her friend.
My sister mad in me, and so as her friend.
I did what I was supposed to do. How can
they be upset when I did what I was asking me?
Ain'tybody asked you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
To do all that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
She understood the assignment.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
You failed on the mission when when he kissed your
neck at the club and your film was video friend
was video on it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That was it right there?

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
To gee, But you done went in there and you
done got tuned up three four times. Now here's the
conclusion I've come to with this letter. Okay, your sister
and her friend, they have got to get a new
test dummy. They have got hit a new test dummy.

(01:08:01):
I'm telling you, man, you are exactly that. You a
test dummy. Literally, How you gonna who get a dummy
to go in and take a test for it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Who do that? You know how many people I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Paid to take tests for me in my life there,
I always get the smartest person I can find. When
I was buying tests, I would buy people who knew
how to get the right test. Who sends a dummy
in to take a test for him? Y'all need a
new test dummy, because this dummy right here is in

(01:08:44):
there taking too much test. She tested everything, she tested, drinks, dancing,
neck kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Let me go to the house. It's the best I
ever had. Just to make show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
I went back over there a few more times to
make sure it was to say, ain't man that was
doing these.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Things to me?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
And Lord have mercy. Nah, I'm ready to report back
to my sister and her friend. And then she want
to know how can they be upset when I did
what I was asked over. Lady, you're gonna be single

(01:09:24):
the rest of your life. You can't be this stupid.
Here's the thing that I've discovered in this letter. A
test dummy really can be a dummy, just man, Thank
you for.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
That art all right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
And I thought you just strapped them in cars to
run test on a collision, but no, you can actually
send them in the club on missions.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I didn't know today.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Which you got junior pim Man?

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Was Junior?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Was up?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Bonnie was up?

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Tommy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
None was going on? What's Onmonica? See you said the
hen and the bun and everything was up?

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Chocolate?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Hey, Sure, what's happeny?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
You ought to be ready to get back out there
about nothing? You know, I know it's got to be time.
I got you on the clock. Yeah, you've been through
a lot right there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
You just need some consoling, that's all you know. I
ain't JR. What's handy man? Got shooting a shot?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
The little thing. You can't make it if you don't shoot.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
And win if you don't play.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Now what you got junior Dolphins, Jets pipping oh Jets,
surprising Chackle two in a row.

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
Whoa Stevens Ravens pipping oh Man.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
You know, both of them in the same division with
the Browns. It don't make me no difference. But I
don't know what's happening with the Ravens and I don't
know what air and mad somebody. I'm gonna go with
the Ravens. Raven Saints, Bucketeers piping, Buccaneers baby Saints don't
stand the chairs hanging that tash?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Another another situation, who that coach?

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Jaguars pippin Jaguar Shaka, Titans brown pipping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Oh, let me explain something to you, Titans.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
If the Browns don't beat the Titans, I'm gonna wear
what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
How much.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
I'm gonna quit pipping for a week if the If
the Browns don't beat the Titans, I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
A black suit to work, a regular suit. Kinda kill me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Man, Commanders, Seahawks, Falcons, Oh, Seahawks, Bingals, Bills pipping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Come on, Bills, please please.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Please, Broncos Raiders pippot, Broncos Bears, Packer's pipping, Bears, Bears
gonna stumbleed come through Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
To me.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Rams, Cardinals, Oh, don't nobody care.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Let's see Rams, here we go, Texans, Chiefs come on, now,
you know what? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I want to give y'all credit? Where credit did it do?

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Y'all have had some surprises the Chiefs are certainly not
what they used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
But you know what, man, just cause I'm the player
that I am.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah, Texans, why I know they ain't gonna win.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I'm gonna laughing so hard this week.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
All right, thank you you and your thank you pimping
coming up at the top of the hour of wife
thinks her marriage would be better if they had a
bigger house. We'll get into it right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So
this is from Deanna in Knoxville. Dianna says, I think

(01:14:11):
my marriage would be better if my husband and I
moved to a bigger home. He's always inviting people to
stay with us, and we always have to put our
son on the sleeper sofa in the living room. It's
not fair to him to sleep on the couch and
have to share his bathroom every holiday. We were beefing
over Thanksgiving because we're busting at the themes in this house.
How do I tell him not to invite any guests

(01:14:33):
for Christmas without causing a war in our home?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Well, you can't have a tiny house. It has to
help me and be busting at the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I ain't never seen that, and I watched a
tiny house show several times.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Never see him have company. You can't have people over.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
She didn't say it was a tiny house.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
But now they got to stay out in the yard. Well,
how big is this family, the couple and the boy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
We know about? Yeah, yeah, that's I mean, I mean,
I mean its sides wild? How big they be? Oh,
we don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
How do y'all know that's in there?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
And what is that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
When you hear when you hear busting at the scene,
that means something. Yeah, maybe the house is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Usually small for the amount of people of the company
coming in and out.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
It's a person busting at the thing called I'm probably knows.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Just move shifting in now?

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Yes, what some flowboards? You know you can hear them
coming up the hallway and you got a lot of
weight on you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
You're gonna have some loose slow boards and that and
that tilet That toilet can't take the three of them
like it's been doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
It can't.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Oh did you guys get that out?

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
You got to sit down on that toilet easy because
they shift them screws. Said the boy had his own
bathroom because.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
You know how personal and toilet is bolted to the
float two boat in the back, one of the little boats,
and crack.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
What they have to do with the size of you big?

Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
Would you put out a sofa bed? That boy big,
not no regular bed, a sofa bed.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
He's got to sleep somewhere the way. You know they big.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
If you've had to move your toilet tissue roll to
directly in front of the toilet, there some big people
in there, people, Because if you're real big and you
try to reach around on the side, it ain't enough
room to get your hand between the toilet and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
The sink in front. What does that have to do
with this? Because I have been over fat people's house before.
They do me too. Little fat things that fat people do.
What what's a bigger house for y'all? That's it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Buy this woman a bigger house. Okay, that's basically all
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
That's right. She needs more room, more space.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
And why because he keeps inviting people over and it
puts their son out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
The guests are big too. I'll tell you one thing.
That refrigerator all way full though.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
There.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
That's another sign that you had a fat person house.
That refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
It don't ever be it's a lot of heavy breathing
in that too. Will y'all give her advice on how
to get a bigger house?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
They don't have any steps everything? Big people don't buy
double death the houses they buy. Ranchers got a nice flat.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
Wow, Well Christmas is coming up, but we know they
won't have a new house by Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Well, they're gonna need some by trailer Holmes too, because
when you're big and and you got to have a
trailer home. Because Quinna, when y'all spend a lot of
time in the bedroom, it shifts the earth up on you.
You gotta be able to pull it up onto another location.
What are double wide.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Foundation. I've been around fat people all my life. I know,
I know all.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Her question is how do I tell him not to
invite any guests for Chris Christmas without causing a war
in our home? That's her question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
You know that that'll be the quick feeding them. That's
that's the best way to keep fat people at your house.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
That's it coming up a twenty minutes after we will
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Don't serve nothing for TV dinners. Everything is in that
trade compartment like that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
so today is National Comfort Food Day. We all love
our comfort foods. What's your favorite, Steve? I know you've
been dieting and cutting back and stuff. These are the holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Eg No, with some nutmeg sprank along too.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
I had some homemade nutmeg before. Uh huh, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
No, that ain't at the house. Don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Just get you some mccormicks and go sit down right,
do not make it. When you made the cranberry sauce,
I'm we're gonna ocean spray in the can spray people.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Just be who you are. What's your here with this yello?
Talking about this? Is this is cranberry sauce. No, it's not.
It's jealo. But my daddy was so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
My daddy was so.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
All she did was she made some strawberry yellow and
she put some cranberries in it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
That was real tangy. My poor comfort food though, is
a cheese purpose. I had one yesterday. What did you
put it? What did you have on it? Tell us?
I want a pickle, male and cheese. I don't care.
And onion grow the raw onion, no raw onion.

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Okay, all right, guys, thank you happy national.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Faces on the zoom. Because I don't more.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Than Steve Harvey Moore, We're gonna play would you rather?
Right after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Around the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts,
but you know it's even harder getting the right gift.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
But get this.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
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Stop by your local Verizon time for a round of

(01:21:16):
would you rather? Would you rather be a green? All
day at Macy's Junior. We know your answer?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yes, we know me too. That blue vest? What wa
watch me work? I'm telling you jokes all day? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Would you rather have a living room full of elves
or a backyard full of reindeer?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
WHOA love that one?

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
I love it what you got, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
I can't handle it. I can't what what the hell's funny?
Would you rather be amongst your people? I'm doing the rain,
dear sir, thank you, thank you. Ain't gonna be nobody
at your house.

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
Those little shoes that curl.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
What is the rest of the ls going on? Christmas?
Tommy tights in the greenhouse, all the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
People ready to go over your house? You go fry
six turkeys? There you go, You've you got eight l's.
You only need one turkey?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Would you rather dashing through the snow on a one
horse open sleigh or ride in a heated car for
ten minutes with your ex?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Okay through the snow?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I U open? Marjorie has convinced me to do that
several times.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
You take the wall sometimes ride on horse horse horse
driven sleigh.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
On one horse open sleigh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
My wife, the heels. Did you go over the hill that?
Laughing all the way, laughing all the way? Flat we
being in vail, you know, go out on.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
In any event, You're not going to be in a
nice heated car for ten just ten minutes with your ex.
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Now you can ride me all over there. It's gonna
get cold in that. Get in that car with my
hold in there. All right, I'm gonna roll the window
down and hang my head out anywhere, so like a dog.
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Would you rather hot coffee with Irish cream? Or would
you rather hot tea with bourbon? That ain't gonna taste
hot coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
We ain't never had a hot it's a long not
trying to put my mind on the Irish scream. I'm
trying to wrap my mind around up. I don't drink Bailey.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
You're a tea person.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Well, let me tell you what you've got to do
this year? What a scoop of vanilla ice cream of
your choice Bluebell Hogging Dolls pictures. Yeah, and then a
shot of Bailey's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Top of it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Okay, Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Mind.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next to
our last break of the day. We'll close out the
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Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
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Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
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been a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Why not? Yeah, Hey, you know what, I had to
come to the realization.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Kind of want to share this with people, but you know,
I want to talk about there's a cost. There is
a cost. You know, when you make the decision to
be successful comes with a cost. And as much as

(01:25:59):
I've tried to negate the cost, as much as I've
tried to alleviate the cost, as much as I've oftentimes
just tried to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Not talk up the cost, the cost is real. You know,
I got in trouble not really trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
But I got a bunch of haters that came online
one time when they saw me give a speech about
if you want to be successful, really really successful as something,
you can't sleep eight hours. And I believe that, you know,
somebody counted it with Oprah says she gets eight hours sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Oprah's wealthy, though, but if you go back on her
journey and asked her when she was hustling trying to
make it, what she getting eight I don't think the
answer would be yes. Everybody I know that's grinding, that's
in the hustle, trying to really really have more than normal.

(01:27:02):
If you want above average, it comes at a cost.
And I've tried not to talk about it because I
don't want to, you know, knock anybody down about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
But man, there's a cost for everything. And you know,
I know a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Successful people who have health issues. I've had my share
of myself. Tommy can tell you about his, Junior can
tell you about his, All of us can tell you
about health issues. It's sometimes, you know, it just it's
a part of it. I don't know how to explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
You don't want to sacrifice one for the other. But
sometimes it's unavoidable because there is a cost, and a
lot of times you end up sometimes you have health
issues because you just don't know any better, you know,
And that's why knowledge is so important, because when you
know better, you can do better. And had I known

(01:28:01):
a long long time ago that everything I put into
my body was gonna have an effect on me, I
would have made some changes a long long time ago.
I just really started understanding this in the last fifteen
twenty years of my life. You know, the how important
eating the right thing is, how important it is to
take supplements, how important it is to take regular visits

(01:28:23):
to your doctor. And as black men, I'm talking especially
to black men, we find it so hard to go
to these doctors. I got a partner right now, man
that's trying to get out the hospital right now because
he ain't been to the doctor in eight years. But
he's seventy and he ain't been to the doctor in

(01:28:44):
eight years. We can't do that because we've been grinding.
And I understood something about grinding recently. When you're grinding,
grinding means actually to wear down. But in order to
have something, you got to get in the wear down process,
and the thing you end up wearing down is your body. Now,
I'm not saying you should exchange your health for wealth.

(01:29:05):
I wish that wasn't the cost, but oftentimes that's the
cost factor, and people who don't want it you don't
have to do it. But then there's a cost with
being poor. To see, there's a cost factor when you
decide not to be anything. It's a cost factor when
you decide I'm just gonna ride it out, I'm just
gonna mail it in. There's a cost factor for that.

(01:29:28):
I notice when old people who've been working their whole
life finally retire and they don't and they to stop
being active. I watch them wear down, dissipate, just wither
away because that work, that thing called the grind of
getting up going to work every day. It gave them

(01:29:49):
something to live for, it gave them something to do,
It made them active. It's just a cost, man. But
you have to decide which one of the costs you
want to pay. Do you want to pay the cost
of beings successful or do you want to be the
cost you want to pay the cost of being poor. Now,
when I say poor, I mean really poor, I don't
mean like if you make a hundred thousand dollars, I

(01:30:09):
ain't talking about like that. You're doing great, man, your
life is good. I think people are that that make
one hundred thousand dollars doing fine with your life. That's
not what I'm saying, so please don't misunderstand me. I'm
talking about when you don't have enough to eat, you
can't put a roof over your family's head, you can't
get them to the store, and then you got to

(01:30:30):
do more. Man, you got to do more. But it's
a cost for it, one way or the other. I suggest, though,
if I look back on it all, you have to
find a way to create a balance. But the balance
ain't gonna be even even. It's just gotta be. You

(01:30:50):
got to grind, you got to rest. You got to grind,
You got to rest. You got to grind, you got
to rest.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
If you just.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, then
try to rest, the cost factor's gonna be greater. So
find the balance for yourself. I can't tell anybody what
that is, but there is a cost to being successful,
but there is a cost to not being successful, and

(01:31:18):
you have to decide which one of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
The costs you have to pay. Now that's just real talk.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
You can say it ain't so, but yes, it is
not being able to provide for your family. That's a
cost being able to provide for your family. There is
a cost. You have to decide which cost you're willing
to pay and then find a balance in there. That's
what I had to discover. So those are my closees remarks.

(01:31:43):
That's it for today. Hey, listen, y'all, have a great day.
Talk to God today. He loved to hear from you.
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